Actually a nuclear landmine.

Fire at the crockets if they fired. WITH THE TURRENT.



also did anyone else notice the phantasm egg
ire you forgot to remove that egg
if nobody took it im claiming it

Decided to go and check for secrets in older maps.
Will post things of note here.
1. My god. It's real.
You find the GASTER BLASTER CLUSTER BUSTER tome.
...or a flier for in it Bill's shop. Why doesn't he carry it, if this flier exists?
2.who ©omple(t)es (t)he s(t)able (t)ime loop and be©omes pas(t) ire? is i(t) me? a©? some(t)hing else? i'm s©ared.
3. * well. (Of note: written in sans font. Found in teh Chairel Battle. Sans is still observing us. I wave "hi" to sans)
4. Really digging deep here for the stats of the Phantasm Rift.
The Glyph stats are hidden here.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRL...#gid=2025679774

It seems ??? is Ware. Ware has Waaa's curse, preventing him from dying. Ware is one of the cc's,


NEW FINDS:
You find the Glitched System, and the Glitched Engine!
...how strange.

I also hold ©haos appreciation day, in celebration of the best essay praising chaos ever created.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 02:59:00

I move to AB6 and Wide Beam downwards.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 03:27:00

Alright, now to help clean out the other thing that's on our ship we should get away.

MOVE: K3 (3.5 Move; thanks boosters)
ATTACK: chaos leetspeaker
APPLY Primed
RETREAT: F2

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 04:16:00

Hm. I have just enough MOVE to reach H8.
I go to H8, and fire the Turret at the F. Graveyard. I then fire a missile at I5, which then flies to G5.
...yeah, if somebody attacks the Graveyard's core it'll probably die this turn.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 04:21:00

Toast fires southwest again, retreats to E6 and tries to fire the laser at the Graveyard.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 04:25:00

I attack B4 twice, and then run to B9.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 04:39:00

Hello! Testing Google Forms; figured it'd be a good way to get some feedback on the game, too!
http://goo.gl/forms/0cFd6T6t3S

(oh geez i got a legit response for the paragraph question)
(what should i do)

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 04:52:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1460605955))

(oh geez i got a legit response for the paragraph question) (what should i do)

Panic so greatly you accidentally scream out the entire plot of DTG:Chaos.

but seriously someone is devoted to chaos
.

Also, people, i found a couple of """""""secrets""""""", the most important of which is a Gaster tome and the stats for the Glyphs of the Phantasm.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 07:06:00

Was it me?

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Anyway, I think the form was a cool idea. 10/10 would answer again.


yey 4 emote.

...

We've opened a door we may have trouble closing.

/nullitlikeapolaroidpicture

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 07:09:00

@Battlefury: WE already discovered that stuff. Except the Flier.

IN any case:

Ship Weapons:

Missile: 1/3
EMP: 3/3 (DON'T USE IT)
Railguns: 2/2

Gladius will continue her piloting duties and fly to G5. I understand it's close to a few enemies but to fire anything other than the Glitch Beam at Pod 1 we'd need to get closer, and I also want to Railgun the Floating Graveyard out of our hair instead of relying on a Boarding takedown. This occurs BEFORE weapon actions, as otherwise they don't work.

First, if someone has not already done so, someone fire a turret twice at the incoming Crocket to destroy it quickly. Fire the OTHER Turret at Pod 1 twice-unless it explodes beforehand (a hope I have for it), then switch whatever shots you have to the Floating Graveyard and make sure you hit the Glitch Creeper onboard with the crew damage (We can't target the weapon systems with the Turret's crew damage). We can't kill the Graveyard this turn, but next turn we can do so at least. TOFS will fire the OTHER Glitch Beam at the Crocketspam to make life a LITTLE bit easier and destroy that Mine in the ship without wasting our time getting close to it. I THINK this has happened before, but @Battlefury @Teag, as you're right next to the Turrets, can you make this happen if it hasn't already?

NO-ONE attack the Brain of Cthulhu or the Crimeras unless they attack us first; they're NEUTRAL, meaning that if we give them some space and don't rock them they wont' kill us (I hope). We're not in range of either of them for that matter so we do not have to worry.

@Siria, all I have to say is shoot that Glitch Zombie for a kill. as for everyone close to the Chaos hax0r 3, hit it multiple times, very hard. @Numbersoup, after that, move up to have a closer lock on the Teleporters. Or as part of that.

I don't have much specific advice this turn-just keep up good work, get those intruders off-ship, and don't shoot the Neutrals!

As for myself, I first dispel the illusion that I am onboard the MW Antidisestablishmentarianism and remind everyone I'm on Pod 1, then throw a Card at the core before backing off to E10 and teleporting back aboard to C2. If it's destroyed by then, I shall assume i have gone back to the Teleporters, upon which I teleport immediately upon the CrocketSpam and move to M2, where I give the Chaos Saber 2 a card. (If the Mine is destroyed at this point, I move to P2 instead but still throw the Card at Chaos Saber 2).

I've given up trying to list core HP values as Ire already does that.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 14:15:00

@Tazz/battlefury: Actually, the Gasterblaster flier is new enough that we hadn't found it yet, and I'm the only one who's ever been in the old sheet, so I hadn't found the stats for phantasm's rift yet. Nice find fury!


pffft... WHOOPWHOOPWHOOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP

I proceed to WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP my why back to the teleporter at G10, making faces at the chaos saber the whole way.
I teleport to Y10 in the Floating Gravy, move up to Y9, then self-target with my heal beam.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 16:14:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1460605955))

Hello! Testing Google Forms; figured it'd be a good way to get some feedback on the game, too! http://goo.gl/forms/0cFd6T6t3S (oh geez i got a legit response for the paragraph question) (what should i do)

((hang it on your fridge. or in the endless desert. either work.))

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 16:45:00

My response to the four paragraph thing:

You expect me the write that? Nope.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 16:54:00

Oriko moves the ship to G5, or if somebody else has moved the ship in range of the Floating Graveyard, moves to H5 and fires the Turret at it. Twice.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 18:34:00

I move to L5 and attack.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 19:18:00

>New emotes!
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Originally posted on 2016-04-14 21:29:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1460665763))

>New emotes! () () ()

I can finally express my oneness with the dog!
Emotes are a tad bit big, but who cares?
It's not like anyone is going to spam them!
Right?


Originally posted on 2016-04-14 22:03:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460667809))

It's not like  anyone is going to spam them! Right?

spoiler'd because pure evil
-ire




Originally posted on 2016-04-14 22:24:00

You find the Glitched System, and the Glitched Engine!
...how strange...
Because useless collectibles.

Also, according to the Piono Chatlog, Ware, the Phantasm boss, is one of the cc's.
On the rules page:
ARMS: Alternate Reality Manipulation Scepter
A device capable of manipulation of other realities with great success. Fails to work in our reality, though...

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 22:54:00

I've been legally bound not to say anything else about it or look into it, but check 939, FR of the endless desert.

Have fun with that.

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 23:43:00