Oriko seems horrified with what she accidently did to Kirika, but a random bout of foresight tells her that she's able to resummon Kirika, and Kirika somehow died and landed outside the Mindscape, so she's okay. Now to deal with Chaos, who is only just stronger in stats than AC, and weaker than Zetta, although his abilities are demonic. A vision shows her what the Chaos Card does in 0rigins, which is one hit an entity, so she decides to press the Chaos Card button and hope it gives her a free Chaos Card, instead of using Chaos Card on her, or doing something ©haos related. She then decides to think of what to do after she insta-kills Chaos.

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 16:42:00

Siria avoids changing location. Said gynoid attacks Crystal II utilising a basic affront.

No glyph of location V. gg?

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 17:32:00

>gg
Siria finds a gg. It will open this turn.

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 23:38:00

This battle has gone down so fast and it's just barely began. *sigh*
I feel like I'm going to lose it at some point from the sheer insanity of it all.

MOVE: G6
ATTACK: Chaos Saber
APPLY Primed (It's not illegal!)
REALIZE you just cheated the game so hard
RETREAT: D7

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 00:18:00

Oi. I wonder what happens if you apply Primed to Anarchist.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 00:26:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459812384))

Oi. I wonder what happens if you apply Primed to Anarchist.

((aC has two options for 3: insta the primed things or hurt and glitch things in range 1.

So, removes Flip the Switch from his list. Until one of you gets the guaranteed mini-crit from hitting them.

Will most likely never be shown off.

EDIT: nope, is immune to prime because game-breaking bug))

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 00:28:00

I repair the hull breach. Again.

Also, I'm wet?

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 00:33:00

I move to J8 and fireball anarchist. Weaknesses ftw.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 01:44:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1459812783))

I repair the hull breach. Again. Also, I'm wet?

And you were right next to Patch last turn...

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(I regret nothing because it's totally true)

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 02:55:00

OH COME ON WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE STANDARDS FOR OUR JOKES

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 03:11:00

=TURN NINETY-NINE=
And just in case Piono didn't see it, I upgraded the Lock-on Scanner on turn 97.

Battlefury fails to eat a chocolate. He fails to do anything, actually; he's pretty dead right now, and needs a rez. Roxxanne then taunts anarchistsCreation. Instead of coming up with any sort of witty remark, he simply decides to stay salty.

ac: I SWE(A)R to god I will forcibly remove your HE(A)D.

He then rolls to remove Roxxanne's head. And rolls a (1). Nothing happens. Engie then tells Chaos to look over there. Chaos turns his head to the right and looks at the Code Thorns.

cc: fas©ina(t)ing.

Chaos's Appreciation of Murderous Nature increases by 5. It is then confirmed that all summons suffer from summoning sickness, while Siria finds a gg! She decides to open it right now.

gg: It holds a small fabric-bound book with lots of words in it. You find a dictionary.

Ayaze then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )'s herself into the nearest moon. Of which there is none.

cc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
cc: no shu(t) up we don'(t) need s(t)andards

=BATTLE: CHAOS'S TEST, TURN THREE=
Kirika presses the Chaos Card button. As others called, a Chaos Card is shot at Kirika from the console. It's a direct hit! Insteunt deafffff! Oriko's body is now sprawled out across the floor.

cc: well, (t)ha(t) was fas(t)
cc: soul bind, (t)hen...
cc: off (t)o work!
cc: (also you learned how (t)o use fon(t)s midpos(t) so gib plz)
cc: (t)hank

Chaos presses the Other Cannon button, gets sucked into a cannon, and fires himself somewhere as Oriko's body vanishes. The battle promptly ends. Elsewhere, a certain person eats a certain corpse that's fallen into the abyss...

Because everyone knows that if you fall into a chasm, you appear somewhere random. +10 MHP, and (100) damage. Gravitational abysses are dangerous business.

=BATTLE: SUPERLONGSHIPNAME, CARGO BAY, TURN THREE=
Wilson barely posts, juuuuust making it into this turn. Anyway, it's a clustergorilla. ac scored THREE kills this turn, wiping out Redstone, Mabuz and Engie. Anyway, consider investing in life pots or something. Two primed allies this turn, too: deal with that as well.

ac: Yes. I'll go down soooooo E(A)SILY. ROXX(A)NNE, (A)RE you still so sure?

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 01:37:00

Oh wait, uh oh. No! Gotta post! I don't know if any of the crystals are at the correct values, so I better not mess with them.

Wilson moves to E10 and fixes the hull breach.

The Glitch Spider moves to D5 and attacks the C.Saber.

T. Archer -> B5 and guard. I don't want to take the chance on the Crystal.

Clone 1 -> C9, shock whichever Saber is alive. If neither are, then shock AC.

Clone 2 - > D11 to protect the mastermind and shock the F. Saber. If that's dead, shock the C. Saber. If that's dead, shock AC.

Clone 3 -> E9, shock the F. Saber. If that's dead, shock the C. Saber. If that's dead, shock AC.

Clone 4 -> K9, shock the F. Saber. If that's dead, shock the C. Saber. If that's dead, shock AC.



Originally posted on 2016-04-06 02:21:00

Mabuz flicks a Splinter at Pricey. It lodges itself in his arm. "Do you want a bandage for that?" Mabuz teased.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 03:27:00

(New turn)
I revive Engie on I5, I guess.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 03:56:00

Toast moves to I10 and fires her cone shaped laser WEST, toasting both aC, the crystal AND some air that was lying around.

FC: Gladius, you really shouldn't leave air lying around like that.
FC: It might hurt someone.
FC: "mspa"

She then retreats to J9.

So, I'm primed. That's something.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 04:03:00

Oh boy, now we have the opportunity to have our own teammate **** everyone over in one fell swoop. I'll make sure that they don't destroy too much. It's a really good thing that my dad's a blacksmith.

DETECTING HIGH LEVELS OF SALT

MOVE: G9
ATTACK: aC
APPLY: Cursed
RETREAT: D10

((anyone want the Pair Up bonus next turn?))

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 04:14:00

...Wow, that event really screwed us over quite a bit, didn't it?

"Hmph. Those casualties weren't even within your control. Flukes, even. But you're still very much dead. We'll make sure of it."

I got Crystal 2! I move to (I12), Trueform up, and smack Crystal 2, bringing it into kill range. Because Augment.

Rin whacks Piono to disable his Primed. Then she throws a Generic Chocolate Treat into Piono's mouth.


Originally posted on 2016-04-06 04:20:00

The excessively strong damage dealt to my character this turn causes him to be hit so hard, he goes flying out the door and lands in the cockpit, sprawled out on the floor. He pauses, then tilts his head up to Gladius, strangely now resembling a completely unarmed and unarmored orange/gold humanoid. He stares for a few seconds, looking utterly dazed.

"Mommy, can I go watch the giraffes?"

And then he faceplants, before being revived back in the battle, over to I5... WITHOUT the form-obscuring armor he was wearing earlier. He blinks.

"...My everything hurts."

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 06:07:00

Aaron thanks Rin for the impromptu whacking, then spreads out, time to break some things.
Pclone 1 moves to J3, Pclone 3 joins it at K4, both of them fire laser beams into Crystal 1.
Pclone2 hits AC with his laser then goes to hide behind K11. PClone4 sits there and HEALBONKS toast with his shard (read as zaps to proc the minicrit, then heals to restore damage if possible). I switch to spearforme and doubletap AC for the mark-boosted damage on both shots. Since Crystal 2's already in kill range, I can't really do much else aside from trying to increase AC's rate of death by a little bit.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 15:44:00

R.I.P. Oriko. She probably won't be missed by the Anti-Chaoses. Such is life. Is Oriko in the land of the dead, or somewhere else while Chaos uses her spirit to screw with the [AC]s?

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 15:56:00