Battlefury: Because of your previous actions with anything Dog-related was mostly caused by you, if I recall, you are now forever prohibited from creating, holding, interacting or otherwise doing ANYTHING related to dog byproducts, ever. You're banned, son. If anything dog-related is made and handed to you it will be because the rest of us did it, not you. Never again. NEVER AGAIN.

This goes double if it turns out that dog-related items decrease in power in accordance with the number of dog resuide needed to create them. The items will now be worthless due to too much dog residue, making your breakage of the inventory mean nothing beyond 3 gold.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 00:29:00

I quickly ban Battlefury from even touching the Dog things - the inventory was broken once, we're not letting you even touch anything remotely related to Dog Residue again, dog.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 00:30:00

I ban Battlefury from touching the inventory whatsoever. And pick up all the hollow bark Engie created, after using a Fireball on Chairiel.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 00:32:00

I take a moment to create an axe out of dog.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 01:04:00

Update's done.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:03:00

"Ah, akaqachkak!" Mirika watches as her first summon's mangled body glitches into nonexistence.

"I really should stop zoning out," she comments as she fires her code blaster at Chairiel, then escapes the fight.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:07:00

Wait. I just saw something while replaying undertale
Chairiel is the name of Toriel's chair.

nioce job ire


Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:27:00

I go to F7, and bop Chairiel.
...and yeah that's it.
plz vote ship me

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:37:00

We should totally use the Impossibly Resistant Egg as an attack.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:38:00

Dunno what's going on with the orbital cannon, but whatever... I attack Chariel.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:43:00

GG Chairiel. Was not nice knowing you.
---Actions nullified if Tazz can kill Chairiel---
"Welp, have a nice death, Chairiel."
I smack Chairiel with my chair again, and abscond.

"Well that went well."
Rin moves to (D8), Medicates Numbers, and absconds.
---/endpossibleactionnull---

With me out of the battle/the battle being won, I get to work on getting a better damned chestplate.

CURRENT ARMOR: Metal Plating (+4 MHP, +1 AC)

I crack my knuckles, 'cause things are about to go down.
I take off my Metal Plating, melt down some Titanium Ingots (I guess 10-15 or so), inject a Potion into a Green Orb (Will create an Alchemist's Station if necessary; not the one we're used to. More like one for creating potions and stuff)(thus making a Red Orb) and then crystallizing it with magic, grab the Augment Parts, and begin upgrading the Metal Plating.
Melding the searing-hot molten Titanium to the plating, arm guards, and all of those non-flexible armor parts helps the plating's durability, while also making a slot in the front of the plating for the crystallized Red Orb. Inserting the crystal, I seal it in with a bit of Titanium (keeping it a bit revealed for a nice aesthetic). I then create a thick, durable weave in the off-hand arm from Titanium, connecting the joints to the armor, and making a weave from Augment Parts and more Titanium for my main hand. I then give it some extra flair in the form of spiked shoulder guards and the like. I also enchant the area around the crystal with protective majjyks in case something lands there. Finally, I pad the area within with disenchanted Mage Robes (so now they're just Robes) for increased comfort. At long last, I slip on whatever I've created.

NEW ARMOR: Augmented Titanium Plating (???)

I then contemplate whether or not Siria's holding back resources for a good reason or if she's just being greedy... but I digress, and then suggest something for Siria to create with what she has:
"Ya probably have the resources to fix that Pulse Rifle, and maybe make it better than what it was. Try it, amigo!"

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:47:00

>Did the egg-things I forgot to do. Oops.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:56:00

I go to E5 and stab Chariel with my Rapier about a few times weakening him (Until ONE HP). and go to F5.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 08:07:00

BTW, shouldn't the STR bonus that I have access to be boosting my Rifle Smack damages by about +5? Just saying, it feels like it should, since STR bonuses affect all attacks, surely... also, if that minicrit from earlier was rolled naturally, which I feel it was since I didn't have Augment, shouldn't it have been a crit?

In any case, I dash over to E7, summoning up a level of power that I know I really shouldn't have access to. Despite the situation, I can't help but chuckle as I force far more power into the frame of my rifle than I legally should be able to, wind up, and combine Judgement and my STR bonus to deal...

(3-4) + 5 (from STR) + 6 (from Appleman's Juicement) = surely that's gotta be at least 14 damage on a RIFLE SMASH at once, bare minimum... assuming I don't somehow manage to magically crit on this, which would be GLORIOUS.

Now I just need a snappy one-liner to go with the moment. Uhm... hmm... eh...

"YOUR HAT IS TERRIBLE!"

...Yep, that'll do nicely.
Oh, and then I retreat to... stand on top of Redstone's corpse. Even better, I'll go put it in the inventory when I get there, right next to Herobrine's Clone's Corpse. This can't possibly go horribly wrong!

...

Also, I'd like it if this was the killing blow. Because...

"I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, CHAIRIEL, AND NOW I SHALL BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOU OUT OF IT."

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 08:34:00

I take a walk over to E5, mainly because I want to grab that silly backpack thing I have to wear for my weapon and SLAM IT.

ON CHAIRIEL'S FACE.

Then I walk over to D5 and exit the battle, because it's pretty obvious he's not going to live much longer.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 15:03:00

Oriko and Kirika perform a duel attack on Chairiel, Oriko slamming an orb into Chariel and Kirika clawing at he/she/it/them/tem. Chariel is probably burnt shreds by now.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 15:31:00

As stated, I'll act immediately to toss a Shuriken at Chairiel to secure the kill, and ONLY IF that secures the kill and do my awesomesauce finishing move to shred Chairiel to bits at that exact moment, ignoring Engie entirely. I will wait out my action to do so if that is the case. That WAS the plan, because the extra one gold income is something that's ALWAYS good and if not then Thief's dagger has done nothing in this fight, so no Gold.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 22:52:00

In the event that Chairiel falls low enough for me to be able to steal secure the kill, I'm fucking doing it. Because the fact that I'll be ending what I started, IMO, is way better a benefit than one gold.

And if we REALLY need that one gold, I can just quickly steal the Thief's Dagger from Tazz for this one attack, then give it back afterwards.

Originally posted on 2016-03-27 00:01:00

DarkSide, I'm keeping those resources back both because I looted them and because I don't want anyone expending too much of them at one thing. I mean, sure, you can ask me and I'll give them or even craft things myself, but I want to make sure something like someone going 'oh wow, time to use all of these iron ingots to build a massive sculpture and then throw it into the sea!' doesn't happen. Also I kinda want to just become the go-to crafter for things, because I have so many ideas.
/null.

Originally posted on 2016-03-27 03:15:00

Because Generic is being 100% screwy about Glitch Temmie and must do everything perfectly or get nothing done at all (which is a Perfect Solution Fallacy, henceforth it is actually illogical), I go to the store and buy exactly 1 package of Temmie Flakes, which Generic is trying to make desperately. Actually, 3 packages of Temmie Flakes. The on-sale stuff, of course. I then shove them to the Weapon!Glitch Temmie.

Originally posted on 2016-03-27 04:20:00