=TURN NINETY-TWO=

Patch expends 1 Gold to obtain 2 vials of Red Solution, while Toast manages to give Bill the coupon. He then promptly hands Toast back the bomb that was on said coupon, and Chaos Log 10. The bomb is still active. Future Toast then appears, saving you from the bomb. It splodes. You then engage in shenanigans, reappearing on the battlefield at (E9)! However, the game seems to be suffering from an error of sorts; you've been added to the bestiary!

cc: uh
cc: wha(t)?

Insert then tries to craft Dog Ingot Armor, but it seems you'll need at least 19 Compressed Dog Blocks to make it. As everyone knows, a Compressed Dog Block is made from 9 Dog Blocks. Battlefury then creates 4 Dog Ingots, and refines 90 Dog Ingots into 10 Dog Blocks, which is then converted into 1 Compressed Dog Block. He then uses the remaining 3 residue. You're really bad at making Dog items efficiently, you know that?

Chaos Log 10 will (probably) be added tomorrow.

=BATTLE: AMALGAM RUSH, TURN TEN=
More soulsplits. Nothing out of the ordinary has happened, besides Toast's new status effect. Might want to stay away. It might help to use movement effects on the souls to help them reach their destination faster. Without getting Chairiel'd.


Originally posted on 2016-03-18 00:00:00

that's a very nice update you got there
it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 00:21:00

After a little while of thinking, I realized something; why can't I just create things on the fly like I really should be doing? Hey, others seem to be doing it to some extent, so why not me?
I quickly go into an extremely sped-up state, but knowing I really shouldn't attack in this state, I did something else productive.

Using Teag's Furnace, I use up at least 10 of the iron ingots, quickly melt the Titanium Table into ingots with Infernal Torment (which I nabbed from Toast and gave back to him/her/it/tem as soon as I was done with it, which was less than what Toast could react to), use what ingots I gained from that, one Dog block, 100 clear round stones, wood from the Cavern Supports (meaning I dismantled it), and Teag's Furnace to create Teag and DarkSide's Forge, which could oddly enough be fit into the inventory... somehow.

The set includes a Grindstone, Furnace, Metalworks Station (which also functions as an anvil), Worktable... basically everything a Blacksmith, Jeweler and Tinker could ever want. Including tools!
Whether or not this makes cobbling something together/fixing things easier, that's not my call. My guess is that it will.
And instead of Water filling the trough for water (because that would be bad), there's nevermelt ice instead. See? I can respect your boundaries, chaos. Doesn't even melt into water!

(Also if someone wants to make a magic-based station for the thing you can.)

I then slow back down to normal speed.
"Nanomachines, SON!"
Oh... that's what happened...

NOW FOR AN ACTUAL ATTACK!
"Good luck with that, Chairiel. There's BILLIONS of us."
My body moves to (I6), and forcibly shoves Patch to (H6) if he doesn't move this turn.
My SOUL then moves to (H5), and merges with my body.

"Oh COME ON! Get away from me!"
Rin LEGS IT to (C10) and medicates herself... again. God dammit Chairiel.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 01:22:00

FC?: OMG I HAVE ASCENDED.

*TOASTRIEL TOASTURR ASCENDS.*

FC: Wait. Toastriel! Don't leave without meee!
FC: THAT WAS THE WRONG TOAST, TOAST.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 01:39:00

I use all the Dog Residue, then all the Dog Residue that I get from the dog residue, then smelt as many bars as I can, then use all the leftover dog residue. I then move to j4 and use Healmore for 2 splash at G5, then put the Sentry back into our inventory.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 02:41:00

I eat one of the Giant Oreos, move to H3, then use Revive on Pricey, raising him from the dead at I3.

>counted this post
-ire

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 03:14:00

If I can do so, I pick up Talist's soul and run over to I5, put his soul down in I6, move to H8, smack Chairiel with the butt of my rifle, and retreat to J10.

Mage Robe Specter uses Spooky Shot on Chairiel once again, then moves to J3 and tells everyone to get away from it just in case magical failure happens to cause it to auto-use Robesplode.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 04:12:00

@engie: That won't work, picking up the soul. Gonna say that now.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 04:13:00

Fcuk

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 04:14:00

Suddenly out of no-where, *Toast appears (practically Toast's questionably evil, OP King equivalent except much less OP) behind Toast, shoves a burrito in her mouth, punches her in the stomach then 'jade-' (expect -ifys elsewhere) away. Toast briefly stops time between the burrito and punch to enjoy the former. She waits. And waits. And waits. And waits. Eventually she explains that if she was ANY sgame player she would probably be the Bard of Time. Fortunately she is not an sgame player, which means she's slightly less likely to ruin this for everyone via time. Then she realises that no-one can hear her because she stopped time. Heh, an easy thing to fix...

WHAM!

She vomits out a bunch of '%' symbols, hard-boiled eggs and market analysts from the 20th century. Although instead of bile there was just a bunch of glitchy stuff.

FC: Urgh.
FC: I better get rid of this.

Toast places the market analysts in the inventory, moves 1 to the right, 2 down and guards.

FC: Y'know maybe someone else should have put me in the inventory rather than me breaking out.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 04:31:00

What's that?

Wilson looks over at his 'soul' curiously.

My soul? I don't really 'have' a soul in this sense. Kitsune are fox spirits, which means I'm kinda already a soul. Maybe I should have read the contract more carefully. Blah blah blah, mythological loopholes, whatever. I guess I'm not going to Limbo. For right now, it's a new summon!

Wilson's Soul moves to C7.
Wilson moves to C6 and reunites with whatever his soul actually is. And preferably, he ends up at C7 rather than C6.

That wasn't too bad.

Now... Clone 4, the little clone who could... I'm so sorry... but Chairiel is about to hit half health. So... I'm going to need you to make the ultimate sacrifice and tank the Shocker Breaker.

Clone 4 - > N2, shock Chairiel out of spite. Wooo for 7 range.

Teag, you should move.

Willow moves to H7 and attacks Chairiel.

Now for Wilson's action. He uses foxfire, healing Battlefury for 7-9 and restoring 5-6 MP to Insert. This happens before he moves away, of course.

I'll ask again, does the wand effect transfer over to summons?

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 04:34:00

Uh... I'm at a loss as to what to do right now, I move to I6 and switch to spear forme. Basically everything I do is semi-useless right now since unless I switch to axe forme (which wouldn't be useful because I'd go down REALLY fast) I do reduced damage because everything I have is elemental.

I order TOFS to GTGO (Get The Godmodder Out) since really, he doesn't have the kinds of abilities needed to be useful here and the Slingshot's not making a huge difference. I tell him to take the slingshot with him if he can, it might be useful again later.

The OP King gets tired of people repeatedly using the dog residue in a slow process, and creates a small time lock, auto-using the dog residue until he has enough to create 100 compressed dog blocks (plus one extra dog residue). He then creates the compressed dog blocks, and then takes 20 compressed dog blocks and slams them together, just to see what that will create.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 13:32:00

I use my special and move to H8 to attack.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 14:14:00

I move to C8 and toss another Shuriken at Chairiel. I'm tempted to Sapsplash him to give him Sap and therefore make him super-weak to the next Fire attack incoming, or something like that. Or we could just augment him, though that definitely has its own risks. Speaking of Augmenting...

As Crystalcat is currently without reliable internet, I'll stand in for his orders, which shall be as simple as firing another Longbow directly into Chariel. Augmenting not involved beyond it being in her skillset. If she can, she'll move to D3 unless this would put her into the risk of being stabbed by Chariel's saber over Wilson's clone.

"Meeeeeeeeeeeme! Big Asriel reference, you're big and scary and gonna kill everything and yadda yadda we get it already! Look, as soon as this is over you're gonna be splinters, you big meme, and it'll be because of a chair that makes you look like a table. Meme."

Chairiel, do you need some water? Because those were some sick burns. I'd wager that to be 3rd degree by the standards. Or Goblin burns if anyone could get THAT one. I'd actually be impressed if you get that reference.

Also, bonus points for guessing what Roxxanne's referencing to a chair that makes Chariel look like a table. It's DTG2 related, that much I'll say.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 14:19:00

Kirika moves to I6 and uses Medicate on Oriko, Oriko meditates.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 16:21:00

I move to J6 and use Guardian on us.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 16:42:00

@Talist: If we mean the "no friendly splash damage", i'd say yes.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 18:56:00

I run to J6, just within range to hit Chairiel with Earthbomb. I then take a step back to J5.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 19:39:00

move to J9, then spam-use the dog residue.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 21:56:00

I have returned! Siria will move to D5, pack up the Slingshot, then fire on Chairiel if she still can after packing up the Slingshot. It's taking too much damage, guys, we should save it for another day!

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 23:44:00