Well, nothing better to do, so I just guard.
I don't care how ineffective it is, I will score my C R I T I C A L H I T on ________ ________.
Then, in theory, I will be able to make a reference...
or will I be able to make one next turn?
...
[reference=tpp]
TEAM EBF? FALLED BORT
[/reference]
[small][small]it was nessesary[/small][/small]

Random footnote: My brother has been playing a lot of Destiny recently. That made me feel like doing something with that Broken Pulse Rifle of ours. Something along the lines of this.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 02:40:00

Wow, Mage Robe Specter is statistical trash. But I suppose it's better than being dead with nothing to do.

Anyway.

The MRSpecter shall drift over to E4, then stand there and look creepy.

Also, can one of you pick that sentry gun up and move it away from the horrible death zone?

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 03:48:00

I toss Temmie Flakes at Glitch Temmie, then try to craft a staff with dog ingots.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 03:54:00

I take the SPC Orb, if I can apply it now. IN any case, aaah! I toss a Shuriken at the Chaos Saber and run all the way to C10. I need healing!

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 04:01:00

I move to J8 and attack the saber.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 04:34:00

@Numbersoup: Can you please delete the current poll? Thanks.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 04:56:00

MOVE: E7
MEDITATE
Turn End

I move to F7 and GUARD for the boss ahead.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 15:52:00

@Toast: Good point, though after the fight I can invest a skill point into INT, thereby bringing me up to 3 SPC and INT and getting another noteworthy bonus for my special, which is more the intention. IF anyone can equip it now and get a bonus for it, I'll happily unequip it.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 16:12:00

I move to F6 to take advantage of the Cat Rune and cast Grim Bolt on Roxxanne to heal her. Provided the Cat Rune gives +1 to DMG, it ought to do the same to my healing. In theory.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 18:10:00

At this rate, the updates could almost be made as 2 for every 3 days... Probably. I can't quite tell what goes on behind the scenes, so I don't know for sure.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 21:16:00

I try to make the updates every other day, not counting delays of the sort.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 21:39:00

Siria moves to C4, goes prone, and casts Zillycharm on herself!

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 23:46:00

I enchant the slingshot and have TOFS fire the dog block at glitch temmie.

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 02:12:00

I move to D2, and Guard to be safe.

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 15:27:00

Oriko goes to G5, Kirika goes to F6 and they both Guard.
In the meantime, I remind myself I need to finish Oriko Magica.
I think that somebody already mentioned this, but scroll down at the Game Rules. Apparently, there's an based off Ire or Ire is an AI.

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 16:22:00

oh my god it all makes sense now
Consumer you are amazing
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 17:12:00

@Consumer: Loooots of people already mentioned that. And it's based off the Sleuth, which is Ire's ancestor.

=TURN NINETY=

Insert goes to down on a bunch of Spellbooks, creating even more cardboard. He creates 8 units of it, in fact. He then attempts to create Temmie Flakes using 10 of the cardboard pieces. All you get are Cardboard Shreds. You don't have the proper herbs and spices to make Temmie Flakes. Insert then converts 1.4k Dog Residue (which he just made) into Dog Ingots; 28 of them. Insert then rejoins the fight, and rezzes Engie; somehow, Engie can still control the specter.

Teag then obtains 5 SP, filling his SP Gauge. Battlefury then fails to throw Temmie Flakes at anyone; you didn't specify WHICH Glitch Temmie, and you don't actually have Temmie Flakes on you. Looks like feeding Glitch Temmie (weapon) will be hard if you aren't in combat, though; tem sleeps when not in combat. Battlefury then attempts to make a staff out of dog, but it looks like you'll need at the very least, 15 Compressed Dog Blocks to make that. Better get residuing, then!

Roxxanne then SPC orb's herself, increasing her SPC by 1. Insert then decides that incendiary missiles are cool.

Thanks.

Glitch Temmie then begins doodling plans for flaming missiles. Not anti-infantry missiles, though. Anti-air missiles.

=BATTLE: AMALGAM RUSH, TURN EIGHT=
Before departing, Glitch Temmie flings two... things at the Great Tree. It appears that Glitch Temmie had souls on tem. The tree then glows with power, and absorbs the souls of all of Team EBF.

The Great Tree then realizes it already had one soul, and doesn't need anymore. The Great Tree now has seven souls, and is glowing with a radiant light. The tree begins to crack, splinters flying from the forming crevace as light energy eminates from the tree. The light intensifies, then instantly vanishes as the tree is split in two. Something is floating above the destroyed stump...

"Finally. I was so tired of being a tree."

It's a simple, wooden chair. With absolutely no interesting features; it's just a chair you'd find in a household or something. It turns towards the recently-risen Engie.

"Engie, are you there? It's me, your best meme...

The chair glows with light, and promptly blasts the surrounding area with a massive burst of logs. The chair has grown two long energy-infused arms, two slender horns, and the two back legs have grown massively in size as well. A cape of sorts has manifested around the chair, and a symbol known as the Delta Rune has appeared, apparently burnt into the backrest. The chair laughs(?), it's transformation complete.

VS...

Battle Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls (what else?)
Post in Question: http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic...26/#post8071041

Chairiel may have high HP, but there's lots of you, slingshots, and totally no curveballs in the fight.

(As this is my first test with massive HP, Chairiel miiiight randomly gain HP / take massive damage. Bear with me on this.)


Originally posted on 2016-03-13 17:37:00

TACTICAL DOP, INCOMING!
Also, since the Dop was post #1777, I put a somewhat-canon piece of Gold in to the Slot Machine.

ACTUAL POST: I run to J6, attack Chairiel. I was considering using a spell, but meh. Actually, I make a Genocide Reference on Chairiel. If it deals damage, hopefully the CAUG carries over. I then retreat to J3.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 01:08:00

I ask Glitch Temmie how to get tem's spices.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 02:44:00

>Considering balance for Chairiel ATM. Is the damage output too high? Too low? How's the HP? Too high? Too low?
Discuss! It'll help with the creation of future bosses and the like.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 02:59:00