Wow, way for everyone to turn this into a clustergorilla already.
Ugh, looks like I can't go there without collateral damage.
I equip the Chemistry Set, spawn in at C9 and Wide Beam to the right. I also sell the Annoying Dog and buy Bill's Cane(and equip it). I then get an Origin String for free. whatever

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 15:13:00

Okay, first off, take out Summon and replace with TemsFour. The extra, if very short-lived, damage would be quite welcome.

Second, all my skill points. +2 to HP, and +3 to increase SPC by one.

And now to join in on the rush, because honestly we need all the help we can get our hands on for this one.

SPAWN: C7
MOVE: E8
ATTACK: Hated
RETREAT: E7
TURN END


((fates comes out in 3 days. all the hype for me, at least))

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 17:17:00

I join the battle, spawning at D5, wondering who is gonna try to loot the Great Tree first.
I move to the rune at G4, attempt to hit the Regretful memory (seriously those damn regretfuls are more annoying that the annoying memory) I then retreat to D3.
Also, I tell Zetta across space, time, and fourth walls that they are a hacker for overhealing and not losing health. I DON'T CARE IF ZETTA CAN BEND THE MINDSCAPE, THAT'S JUST FREAKIN' CHEATING!

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 17:19:00

Spawn at D7, move to F6, grenade H4.

I preview Jaggi Fang && Bottled Bottled Water, and Jaggi Fang && Bottled Bottled Water && Toxic Mail.

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 19:14:00

...
I done goofed. Oh well, it could be worse. We MIGHT be able to spare the EBF crew, and if not, they shouldn't be too friendly to the foe rush enemies, so the foe rush is less dangerous than before... although the EBF team is more dangerous.
@ire: Hey, my SP bar hasn't been filling up, I should either be full or just about full, as I dealt some hefty damage in the makeshift shack, and have been doing plenty of looting since then.

Aaron swaps out Lightforme to shard mode, and heals himself.
"Gladius, could you help me heal up faster so I can go in?"

Guys, anyone that needs to be healed back to full health before going in should stop by me and gladius to get a full heal.

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 20:00:00

@Piono: You can't spare anything in the Foe Rush / Bonus Round / Amalgam Rush. Which means you won't feel any guilt later.

: )

(Really, it's like how in EBF 4's Battle Mountain, they mention that they're fine with killing mammoths because everything that happens there is non-canon.)

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 20:59:00

Question. If Zetta is currently trying to kill me, does that mean the Zetta clock is not ticking down at the moment?

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 21:07:00

Seeing that her normal efforts aren't doing much to the Zillywells, Siria decides to get serious. She stretches out an arm to a Zillywell and... wait, the arm dissolved. What. And now there's a grayish cloud floating around her. Abruptly, her other arm dissolves, and the grayish cloud grows thicker. Then, the cloud rushes to the nearest Zillywell and begins to carve it out of the earth by chewing up the ground around it. When the Zillywell is freed, the cloud rises out of the ground carrying the Zillywell, and Siria walks with it back to the ship. Then, if this post has enough power to dig up multiple, she decides to do it again. With that done, she leaps into the portal and prepares for battle. If she can't dig up a Zillywell and enter battle in the same post, she instead waits around in the hangar. Either way, she remembers her arms are gone suddenly, and reforms them from the nanoscopic cloud floating around her, then looks around at everyone else. They are likely understandably surprised. She suddenly says, “Well, I suppose I never fully introduced myself. Siria, first product of the Sethis Forges, One of Twenty-Three, (Not really, I just felt like making a Borg reference.) turingrade AI and currently embodied in an advanced magical nanovec."

With the revelation of Siria’s true nature, I reveal her special as well!
SPECIAL:
Nanoswarm
SP REQUIRED: Unknown, left to balancing. Fills by: Dealing damage, buffing, (x2.) working with technology, (x10.) casting Duplicate. (x5.)
Siria dissolves into a cloud of nanites. Range 3. Choose one: All enemies within Range 3 take (6-8) damage, or all allies within Range 3 are healed (6-8) HP. Siria then reforms in any square within Range 5 of her original position.

With that done, she spawns in B4 and immediately casts Duplicate, flying apart into a cloud of nanobots and reappearing, slightly diminished, in the same square. Flickering, holographic versions of her coalesce in B3, B2, and C2.
She also claims the Origin String from Generic's buy, and immediately equips it. Range upgrades, HO!

Originally posted on 2016-02-16 23:18:00

Respec time:





Originally posted on 2016-02-16 23:57:00

I spawn in the Something Rush at B6.
I come in peace. all I want to do is click the chest. *cough*
I then guard.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 01:54:00

Psssssssst. Generic. Don't sell the dog.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 05:13:00

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1455635592))

I also sell the Annoying Dog

Nope.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 05:19:00

Look, I know how this is going to go down. You guys are going to be wishy-washy about using the dog right up until the end, and then we'll finish the game having never used the dog. I'm selling it. Also Crystal and Tazz back me up on this, so you're currently outnumbered.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 05:51:00

Well if you want me to use the fucking dog then I can use the fucking dog. Who knows, maybe me and it working together will be able to stall Zetta long enough for y'all to do the double orb mission without fear of the clock running out.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 05:55:00

Clock's stopped anyways, so honestly you're better off dead. I know that sounds harsh, but I *do* want you over here.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:03:00

And what if the only reason the clock has stopped is because Zetta is currently busy trying to get at a certain questionably-intelligent grenade rifle wielder? After all, there's only one Zetta, so if he's after me, he can't be after you.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:08:00

Because the rush orbs already said that they were the reason the clock was stopped.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:09:00

...

Well, I guess I'm like Hardmode Napstablook if that's the case then.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:14:00

>Sell Dog vote added on first page.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:34:00

I already said you can't use the Dog, Engie, and we're never gonna use this until the end of the game anyways because of Too Awesome To Use Syndrome, which basically makes it useless because we won't actually get anything out of it at all until the point where it's not as useful as it could be-and we're also wasting out on 20 gold, which Insert and others can use to complete builds. finally, I forbade you from the dog for a good reason: As Zetta's proven, the jerk can steal our special abilities upon death, meaning whatever super special the Dog has Zetta WILL get WHEN he kills it-and he's almost certainly going to prioritize you first. WE ARE SELLING THE DOG. And we're also getting a duplicate Origin String if we can for Crys, unless we can't get duplications with the Buy-one-Get-one-free thing, in which case, we instead nab the Shield, because NumberSoup so wants it for his King of All Armor build.

Meanwhile, I think I'll start digging up a Zillywell for reals.

First off, aah, Post 1500! by the power of noteworthy post numbers, I hereby demand these Zillywells (2 at least) to get in our inventory!

"Hrmph, stubborn little thing aren't you?" Roxxanne said to the well as if it was a living thing that could hear her. "Well so am I! Prepare to get moved!"

The next scene got...Weird. Roxxanne's shift from a rough lookalike of a preteen ("Heeeeeeey, I am not a preteen!" NO-ONE SAID YOU WERE) to basically what happened when you combined Hindu myth (namely lots of arms) with being every furry ever at once with being a Magical Girl. We'll not delve into it-that's the gist of it, really. The only thing that doesn't really cover is that (a) all the arms were different and her amount of tails and ears were roughly similar, and (b) she had wings, several in fact. Oh, and a cherry in her hair-probably some Trickster form to the uninformed (they were right, but it wasn't nearly all of it).

With this transformation complete, Roxxanne used an innate connection to those energies to shift the Zillywell-obstentially a pool of those energies harnessed in a non-madness inducing way-and start making it grow eight strong legs made of mint, making it get up, and forcing the thing to move-perhaps two, if force allotted. With that done, Roxxanne trotted along to the hangar bay, ignoring the space-time rift made by the two memory orbs to instead install the Zillywells directly into the ship at strategic positions.

Whatever DIDN'T move from this alone, Roxxanne opted to move with a more forceful method-that is to say, she pulled out a mad amount of shovels and pickaxes, enchanted similar to the first shovel she put out (though with many different materials), and struck the ground all around a Zillywell at once-digging, quite much more than before, and much more forcefully. When it was finally done, Roxxanne shoved all her hands in there (stretching them at angles that really suggested her limbs were more like tough taffy, or that is to say in ways that anatomically shoudln't be very possible to begin with), and thus shoved it over her head, and walked back to the area, ignoring the battle for now and installing them in her ship.

By the way: in case this works, I have positions (at least on my ship) on the shipbuilding document where 2 wells would be ideal for all angles. As I have them on our ship, we need weapons to have Range 4 or more to hit enemies in our little death halls, which is an issue if non-Rifle users have to take up position in those defensive positions.

Originally posted on 2016-02-17 06:44:00