Somebody augument me this turn, I'll take out the Inferno Arachnid. Likely.

Toast shoots the Inferno Arachnid, using the combination of retreat and 4 movement to move to D7.

Toast [ABSCONDS] @ K11. She makes her way to the w.t.f and uses Shifting Sands on her Sniper Rifle and the Railgun after swapping places with coolestard00d. Ideally the Rifle and Railgun would swap places, leaving whatever mechanism that was on the railgun on the rifle.

Oh god we need an alchemy system (potions and that). That would be bloody brilliant.

Arbitary fact: I came up with Shifting Sands after I had a dream that I had the power to swap places with things.

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 04:39:00

I go to the Hanger and look at the box of stuff.

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 04:49:00

Alright, before I begin my move, to point a few things out for @ire;
-My finale amulet SHOULD be triggered. Not that it would matter after this.
-My damage values are incorrect. Should be (10-10) where I have the Web.

Now, onto business...

I flee to (J8), and (if I can) mix together a Red Potion and a Green Sap Jar, and drink the mixture. I think it would dilute the sap enough to not cause poison, whilist healing more, without losing the benefits of status removal.
If I can't do that, I just chug a red potion.



Originally posted on 2015-12-31 04:51:00

I head over to Glitch Temmie using my nigh-teleportation like AGI to give him the message (while wearing the Temmie Ears). "Mr. Glitch Temmie! I have a letter for you!"

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 06:45:00

Wilson moves to L10 and uses Foxfire. He hits Darkside with Kaze, buffing his movement by 2 for the next turn. If his attempts at removing his debuffs failed, Wilson also uses Kuzkan on him, curing the status effect. If the status effect removal was successful, he uses Kawa (wetness) instead.

I sense a great disturbance in the force... Someone is being admired as being cuter than me... ... ... hm, whatever.

Now, if the toothed present managed to dodge Engie, Willow moves to D11 and kills it.

If the spider at G9 dodged the attack and Willow still has her action, she goes to G10 and kills it rather than attacking the present.

If the most likely scenario unfolded (neither the present nor the spider dodged), my endoskeleton spider friend moves to D11 and kills the present while Willow goes to D9.

In the 1% chance that BOTH enemies dodged, Willow moves to D11 and kills the present and the endoskeleton moves to F10 and goes for the 40% kill chance on the spider.

Sorry, I'm just being thorough.

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 07:27:00

@Darkside: Finally fixed up your character.

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 07:57:00

Okay, what should I do next?

...Hmm. That entryway is particularly interesting for what it is. The problem is getting to it safely.

We need to put down something if we want to get down there. Well, I found something in my pockets last time, maybe something else could help?

-TWO HOURS LATER-

Why does nothing look useful? The only thing that I could use is this...rope...

Wow. How do I miss this?

Either way, I place down the rope end onto the Cliff Edge by sticking one of the many things that somehow got into my pocket. I don't even know what half of this stuff even was!

It's not going to reach down there all the way, but it's a start.

((we need those subsystems, and this might be one. or not. no use in not trying.))

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 16:07:00

Second turn in a row I miss? Well, I did get some ridiculous luck earlier, so I guess I deserve it. Anyways, I go to F9, attack the Teeth Present, and run to D7.

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 21:03:00

No post today: NEW YEARS EVE

@below: IT'S NOT NEW YEARS FOR ME YET. >salt

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 21:19:00

Liar, it's 2016.

@above >idon'twantthesaltleavemealone

Originally posted on 2015-12-31 21:26:00

I thank ©haos for the spaghetti and idly wonder why he's so obsessed with killing people. He's surprisingly nice sometimes. He could be pretty successful as a hero in a good number of different stories as opposed to getting the snot beaten out of him by us.

I then smash the glitch spider on the head with my mace, wishing that it were possible to hit enemies hard enough to move them with melee attacks, because then I could smash it into the way of the spike ball's attack.
Hm... I... haven't actually got anywhere better to be. The Glitch Spider can't actually beat me in a one-on-one fight, and I'm not really in a good position to aid anyone else.

I pour the salt from ire's above post into its eyes as added insult/injury and potentially inflicting Blind on it. Ooh! That gives me an idea for ANOTHER status effect. One that needs to be in place for the lightbulb anyways.
Blind: any attacks directed will hit a random space within range (attacks CAN be aimed at walls in this situation)

EDIT: More map archive secrets!
"Splat. (atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatoon.)" changed to "The world can end in three ways." (oooh... ominous.)


Originally posted on 2016-01-01 00:24:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1451607879))

"Splat. (atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatoon.)" changed to "The world can end in three ways." (oooh... ominous.)

Obvious hint at multiple endings. The question is what could possibly be the criteria? Obviously, Flumpty saying to kill literally everything is one (Genocide Ending?), but what could lead to the others?

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 05:56:00

Wait, what the hell am I doing here?
I walk to the Hangar, and throw my broken, severed, robotic arm to Gladius.
This may be of use to you, acquaintance.

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 06:06:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1451627774))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1451607879)) "Splat. (atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatoon.)" changed to "The world can end in three ways." (oooh... ominous.) Obvious hint at multiple endings. The question is what could possibly be the criteria? Obviously, Flumpty saying to kill literally everything is one (Genocide Ending?), but what could lead to the others?

[SPARE] Chaos? Idk. That could probably end the world.

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 06:58:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1451628411))

Wait, what the hell am I doing here? I then rush to the Foe Rush, but not before unnecessarily trying to beat the crap out of the ground. Please don't make my rapier break and have to switch to 1/2 sword kind... I then guard. And spawn at L13.

YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THE PLAYER CAP REDSTONE

BAIL OUT MAN, BAIL OUT

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 08:38:00

QUOTE (PitTheAngel @ (time=1451637528))

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1451628411)) Wait, what the hell am I doing here? I then rush to the Foe Rush, but not before unnecessarily trying to beat the crap out of the ground. Please don't make my rapier break and have to switch to 1/2 sword kind... I then guard. And spawn at L13. YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THE PLAYER CAP REDSTONE BAIL OUT MAN, BAIL OUT

DON'T WORRY. I DECIDED TO ABSCOND AND SAVE US SOME HASSLE. I ALSO ADDED COLOUR TO MY TEXT TO ADD SOME HASSLE.
#colours.
EDIT:I'll be back in the foe rush eventually. I need to reload anyway.

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 10:31:00

Hold on, in the Player List for the Foe Rush and the Zone 2 player list, it doesn't say I have any AC. I took off the Frenzy Aura, so I should have 1 AC.
Anyways, happy new year.

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 19:55:00

I know that advertising is all discouraged and such, but what Pit just went through in Day 4 of Blake's Adventure...

Spoilers would not justify it. This is going to be the most magnificent failure ever.

And yes, I do know Blake's secret. It's just Pit doesn't know yet.

If you want to read this, check the link in the signature or go to the General Discussion page.

-Dark Pit

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 20:44:00

Let me do this...

The Flaming Railgun is the complex bit in this map, Things you must Destroy before finishing it off...

First, the Sawblade Trap

Second, the Glitching Laser Battery because it is really annoying

Third, the Laser Battery

Fourth, the Transparisteel Barriers

and lastly the Flaming Railgun's Weakpoint

Do not ever use AoE for this or it will hit the gorillaing Explosive Trap.

Anyways, I ruin the Sawblade trap without getting shot by 2 Laser Batteries.

Originally posted on 2016-01-01 22:37:00

I figured it'd be nice to take New Years off, and finish my homework once and for all. No post today.

>ONE SUBJECT LEFT: MATH
>HERE. WE. GO.

Originally posted on 2016-01-02 02:54:00