DESTROY THE GODMODDER 2: INFINITY

Hello, and welcome to Destroy the Godmodder 2: Infinity! This spinoff is a game presented as DLC for Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator, and takes place in a timeline forgotten by history and assumed to be destroyed. The rules are basically the same as standard DTG2, though the Alchemiter and Echeladder are no longer things, and all previous Spoils of War are rendered useless (though there will be new ones exclusively for this game!).

This game shall start in the lull between EOA4: Execution and Act 5, and will probably take place concurrently with DTG0: Origins for a while. Don't let this game distract you from the real highlight on MCF, though! If you have limited time, you should focus your energies on DTG0.

So, are you ready to begin your journey to infinity? Our story starts in what was once a mere prank, but evolved into something much more sinister...

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Originally posted on 2015-08-22 17:55:00

I do not have access to the computer where my storypost is stored on yet. The storypost should come up later today. You can discuss stuff in nullposts here until then if you want, but before that happens, PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ANY ACTUAL POSTS.

Originally posted on 2015-08-22 17:56:00

Can't wait for the game to start! This sounds like it'll be a cool game...

Originally posted on 2015-08-22 19:53:00

AAAGH WHAT HAPPENED TO MY STORYPOST... all gone... someone must have deleted it. *angrily shouts at siblings*

Oh my fucking jegus. I am so mad right now. Anyhow, I'm not writing that fucking thing again. Basically, Scratch does his shtick with the future players, but after sending them away, Raven materializes and reveals he was sent by someone with access to time travel (Split?) in order to take control of the situation. Scratch takes the Infinity Blade from (past) Serpent and disappears, leaving Raven to GM. Raven kindly informs everyone that in order to fulfill his objectives, he has to have them all killed, so he abuses the inherent glitchiness of the timeline to summon a Hoopa.

You missed Serpent's complete breakdown at Scratch and some of my exposition as to why everything hasn't been sent into oblivion yet, but close enough considering the circumstances. Alright, players. Come at me. I'm interested to see what you can do.

THE BATTLEFIELD
Raven: [FG]. HP: 75/75.
Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 775,000/775,000.


Some tips:
Entities will be helpful, but don't let them go overboard or bad things will happen.
Raven is easier to kill than the Godmodder, so don't worry too much about his large number of hit points.
Some enemies are plot-important and have enormous amounts of health, like Hoopa. Don't worry about killing him right away; he's meant to be slowly whittled away at through the game.

Originally posted on 2015-08-22 21:11:00

I ask him what his objectives are.

Originally posted on 2015-08-22 22:40:00

Piono shrugs.
This could potentially be useful info... if he could find a way to get it out of here back to his regular self.
It was odd... All of this felt like...
Felt like the simulation he went through.

Something is supporting this reality externally. Like with the Green Sun in Paradox Space. Something or someone powerful is interfering with causality's time flow, and heck if he wasn't going to try and figure it out.

Attempting to see how direct of an influence said entity was having on events or at least see if the OP Scale was in effect here, Piono draws Ultimatum, the gun of ultimate dakka, levels it at the Hoopa, and fires it.
Scratch's manor having already been completely obliterated, there isn't much place for the hoopa to hide.

Originally posted on 2015-08-23 02:30:00

Seems like you people are done posting for tonight, soooo...

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1440279659))

I ask him what his objectives are.

Simple. My objectives are to make sure this timeline fulfills its Ultimate Purpose and ends without a hitch.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1440293400))

Piono shrugs. This could potentially be useful info... if he could find a way to get it out of here back to his regular self. It was odd... All of this felt like... Felt like the simulation he went through. Something is supporting this reality externally. Like with the Green Sun in Paradox Space. Something or someone powerful is interfering with causality's time flow, and heck if he wasn't going to try and figure it out. Attempting to see how direct of an influence said entity was having on events or at least see if the OP Scale was in effect here, Piono draws Ultimatum, the gun of ultimate dakka, levels it at the Hoopa, and fires it. Scratch's manor having already been completely obliterated, there isn't much place for the hoopa to hide.

Ultimatum fires, but somehow, it feels... weaker. Like some sort of substitute for the OP Scale is interfering. Regardless of the strength of the gun, it does no damage anyway, because Hoopa materializes a portal in front of it to absorb the gunfire and send it through a corresponding portal elsewhere in spacetime.

Huh. That must have explained all that random superpowered gunfire in all those generic player attacks. Hoopa cackles with mischief incessantly.

Is that all you've got? Let's ramp things up a bit, shall we?

Raven's form shimmers with a harsh lime green aura, making a random attack against him next turn hit right behind the player who issued the attack, and thus hit themselves.

Hoopa summons another of its rings, summoning an entity from a random place on the internet. No, seriously, I'm going to Wikia, clicking a random wiki there, and clicking random page until I get a character. And it is... Hawkeye. However, Hoopa is only able to sustain one or two entities at a time... Hawkeye will go next turn if he isn't dead yet, to be replaced by someone else. Killing him will stop Hoopa from summoning another entity in his place for a little while, as well.

You have three turns until things get big. Don't say I didn't warn you.
THE BATTLEFIELD
Raven: [FG]. HP: 75/75. Protecting against a random attack.
Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 775,000/775,000.
Hawkeye: [PR]. HP: 8,000/8,000.


Originally posted on 2015-08-23 03:08:00

I accept my fate, for the good of the Alpha Timeline.

Originally posted on 2015-08-23 18:50:00

A large metallic object appears in the sky...

Originally posted on 2015-08-24 10:55:00

...Come on. I knew it wouldn't be too popular, but this is pathetic. Can people please participate somewhat more?

Originally posted on 2015-08-24 22:28:00

D'oh! Sorry! I thought I'd posted, apparently I left before finishing the post. My bad.

I draw Ircucvci, and charge at hoopa.
When hoopa inevitably brings up something to try and block me with, he/she (not certain what gender this one is, or if it's genderless or what) it is suddenly slashed from behind.
I twirl Denito Surrexit on my finger, before putting it away so it can't get stolen.
(try as he might, hyperspace power does not give you access to a Minecraftian's inventory!)

Heh. Sucker.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 03:15:00

I punch Hoopa in the snout to establish my superiority. Mwahaha!

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 03:26:00

I throw a knife at hoopa and assuming it opens up a portal behind me I duck.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 03:56:00

I suddenly warp in from a portal. All my alchemies vanish, damn it! So, I punch Hawkeye in the face!

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 04:21:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1440352232))

I accept my fate, for the good of the Alpha Timeline.

Whatever.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1440410117))

A large metallic object appears in the sky...

Ok. Hawkeye looks up at the metal object and shoots an arrow at it.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1440468930))

D'oh! Sorry! I thought I'd posted, apparently I left before finishing the post. My bad. I draw Ircucvci, and charge at hoopa. When hoopa inevitably brings up something to try and block me with, he/she (not certain what gender this one is, or if it's genderless or what) it is suddenly slashed from behind. I twirl Denito Surrexit on my finger, before putting it away so it can't get stolen. (try as he might, hyperspace power does not give you access to a Minecraftian's inventory!) Heh. Sucker.

Hoopa is genderless, by the way. Anyway, Hoopa summons a portal in front of it like it is used to doing, but does not anticipate the ring (or whatver it is)'s power and is it. Hoopa takes 7000 damage!

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1440469575))

I punch Hoopa in the snout to establish my superiority. Mwahaha!

1000 damage!

QUOTE (Spinerator @ (time=1440471371))

I throw a knife at hoopa and assuming it opens up a portal behind me I duck.

Ok. The knife goes through the portal, behind you, over your head, and through the portal again repeatedly. This goes on for a while until Hoopa gets bored and moves the portal a few inches down, making the knife stab your spine and rendering you immobile, making your next attack deal half damage.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1440472902))

I suddenly warp in from a portal. All my alchemies vanish, damn it! So, I punch Hawkeye in the face!

2000 damage to Hawkeye!

Hawkeye shoots an arrow up into the sky that will fall down and hit the next player that attacks Hoopa, blocking the attack! Raven's effect wears off! Hoopa summons a new entity! It is... a Stormtrooper!

THE BATTLEFIELD [T MINUS TWO TURNS UNTIL ENTRY.]
Raven: [FG]. HP: 75/75.
Hoopa Confined: [PR]. HP: 767,000/775,000.
Hawkeye: [PR]. HP: 6,000/8,000.
Stormtrooper: [PR]. HP: 15,000/15,000.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 17:31:00

I use a CHARGE SHOT! on the Stormtrooper.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 18:24:00

The arrow impacts the metallic object.

*Dink*

It turns and stares downwards at the battlefield. Well done, Hawkeye, for getting the object's attention. It begins descending from the sky, and will touch down shortly.

Originally posted on 2015-08-25 21:46:00

I rip the knife from my spine and throw it at hoopa.

Originally posted on 2015-08-26 02:37:00

Wait. What do FG and PR mean?

Originally posted on 2015-08-26 03:06:00

First guardian and Pro-Raven.

I dash past, decapitating Hawkeye with Ircucvci, then I stab the corpse a bunch of times just for good measure.
You were always the crappiest avenger.
(not saying that out of opinion, I thought he was awesome by the way)
Piono then punts the corpse at Hoopa, and repeating the same dash attack as last time, only this time hitting Hoopa from the side, and not brandishing Denito Surrexit (which is a fob watch by the way. Yay Dr. Who references!) so as to make sure that his ability to stop time for long enough to circumvent the portals isn't disabled.
Actually, that'd take removing more than just Denito Surrexit from his inventory...

Originally posted on 2015-08-26 03:25:00