4 CP + TRG's 12 CP: Let's get on upgrading the Centurion. I give it two new special abilities: First, with 10 CP invested in it, the ability to deploy Legionnaires, smaller robots modeled after itself who guard it. And second, with 6 CP invested in it, the ability for its attack to gain additional power whenever killing a target, so that it can better chain from foe to foe for maximum entity-slaying power. You can make up whatever numbers seem appropriate here, I don't care much about minmaxing this, I just want to make the boss cooler and longer-lived.

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Paradox:20 (x1)I Land a drop from my disappearance in the last turn to strike a Pose of a Hero, this dazzling pose causes the Centurion to weaken its next Attack!!

You charge!

The Centurion will lose 10,000 ATK the next time it attacks!

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Action 1: I hit attack the Force Field Generator with an incredibly weak attack. In fact, the attack is so weak that it strikes with negative force, sapping all the force out of the Force Field Generator, leaving it only a Field Generator! Then I hit the Field Generator with all that force, smashing it into smithereens. Action 2: I attack the Tower of Babel. J'attaque le Tour de Babel. Persequar turrim Babel. Hyökkään babelin torniin. Ataco la torre de babel. هاجمت برج بابل. אני תוקף את מגדל הבבל. Rwy'n ymosod ar dwr babel. Action 3: Splashcat 4 CP

You deal 7,500 damage to the Force-field Generator!

The Force-field Generator intercepts your attack on the Tower of Babel, and takes 7,500 damage!

You charge!

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In a Dramatic and Unexpected betrayal, TRG sends 12 CP to: Splashcat and The Bachelor The he charges another 3 CP.

You betray the Anti-Godmodders and become a Pro-Godmodder! 12 CP sent to both Splashcat and the Bachelor!

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FOCUS + 15 CP: how about gun Archer pulls out a shotgoanna and aims the monitor lizard at the Centurion of Rassilon, then opens fire with a mighty barrage of gun-elemental damage, the Riot Gun technique amplified by the memetic firepower of goannas. The resulting shot resounds with the observational panic of tardigrades, reality within the spaceloop turning to witness the Centurion being shot at. "Oh God, Archer shot the Centurion!" the Doctor (human) says.

You deal... 180,000 damage to the Centurion?! That would kill it instantly! Rassilon panics, and preemptively uses the action he normally reserves for the EoTB to halve the damage of Archer's shot, causing it to deal only 90,000 damage!

...Wait, the Centurion only has 90,000 HP! Rassilon watches in horror as his Centurion is obliterated!

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Your next line's gonna be, "You charge!" Isn't it. CP: 6 Also, I change my alignment to [N]. Rassilon and his Space Barrier or Space Jammer or whatever are currently standing in the way of Cargonia, but until I can figure out a way to actually bypass it, I only have one goal: to grill, for gods' sake.

You charge! *gasp* What the-?!

You become a Neutral player!

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“That’s a very nice Centurion, Rassy. Almost as good as something I’d make. But not just as good because, well, I’m amazing.” The Bachelor tips his hat in acknowledgement of TRGs donation. Action 1+2+3+12: The Bachelor pulls an entire fucking treasure chest from his jacket pocket and drops it on the ground. He opens it, and to everyone’s surprise, it isn’t full of diamonds or gold like you’d expect from him, but Chronosteel that he had gathered for, his travels. He quickly melts down all of the Chronosteel and adds it onto the Shining Armor! All 15 CP goes into increasing its health!

The Shining Armor gains 75,000 HP!

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I see. The use of a centralized defense mechanism really is a good thing. So I should spend all on it. I use up all my resources to increase defensive power of the forcefield. Explanation: 11*5,000=55,000 55,000+7,500+5,000=67,500 67,500+20,000=87,500 To add to the efficiency I add three specialized modes to the forcefield: Rassilon, Centurion of Rassilon and Splashcat. (3CP) Explanation: The forcefield now resists the attacks of the Rassilon, Centurion of Rassilon and Splashcat even more due to having a specialized response at its disposal. It seems that more and more attacks from different attackers are present. My defense is currently unsustainable...

You use up all of the resources and equipment you have prematurely to boost the Force-field Generator's HP! However, as the Generator took 15,000 damage this turn, an equivalent amount is subtracted from the total accumulated HP, giving it 72,500 HP! Also, because you used everything before the EoTB when it normally activates, your entities (barring the Force-Field Generator) will not do anything this EoTB!

The Force-field Generator will now take 3/4 damage from attacks from Rassilon, a Centurion of Rassilon, and Splashcat!

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[1x] Actually, the golem should still be alive due to its "takes 1/4 damage from all attacks" property, which even if changed into "takes 1/4 less damage from all attacks" would still leave it alive. I quickly run over to its (injured) self and conjure an attack shield around it, to give it time to regenerate from the blow. [1x] The spiritual shrubber died? not on my watch! I grab its soul and funnel it into a nearby recently-dead cyberman, allowing it to reincarnate into and puppet their corpse in defence of my realness fruit tree (and multi-limbed golem)! Reincarnated shrubbery summoned! [1x] I also grab some duct tape and the fallen-off limbs on the multi-limbed golem and attach them all together, greatly speeding its regeneration through the power of duct tape. But it's not really duct tape. it's actually Flex tape! which makes them even better at regenerating! in this way, I rapidly heal the Multi-limbed Golem.

Rassilon curses, as you saw right through his scheme to get rid of the Multi-limbed Golem! It emerges from narrative irrelevance, revealing that it only took 7,500 damage from the Centurion's attack! You summon a 5,000 HP shield around the Golem to protect it!

Reincarnated Shrubbery summoned!

You fully heal the Golem with the power of Flex Tape!

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+3 CP CP: 18

You charge!

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The Minecraft Avatar flickers. It flickers this way and that. And then it fizzles out. A small holograph projector drops down to the ground. And then there's footsteps. Thanks to the man suddenly appearing, everyone now knows where one of the field's edges is. It seems he decided to just walk into a Godmodding war! What kind of brazen figure is this!? As he steps forward, he leans down and picks up the projector. He sigh self assuredly, pulls out the tackiest cell phone imaginable, and then closes his game of Minecraft. "Well, that was fun. But I need to check my watch." He pulls out a very familiar golden pocketwatch. With it, everyone can see some Gallifreyan etchings on it... and to Rassilion's eyes, he can see that once upon a time, it was used to restore a Gallifreyan back to their original selves after using some advanced, memory altering, high tech device. The man smiles, takes a deep breath, let's out a most delighted sigh. "Look at the time! It's time for me to make myself known." The man bows theatrically, then stands up again and shoots a bullet at the Shining Armor. However, instead of damaging it, the shining armor is teleported straight into the Centurion's body, causing both to undergo massive damage until someone removes it! That's when the man pulls out a microphone and turns it on. "Now, Rassilion, I'mma let you finish, but The Master is the greatest Gallifreyan of all time!" He then mic drops and walks off. ...only for him to return from the other direction and kick Rassilion in the back of the knees! "AND I AM THE MASTER!" He shouts as he proceeds to kick the crap out of the Lord President. "SURPRISE!" He shoves the pompous twat out of the way and spreads his arms. "You may all bow down and worship me now!"

Oh my god, the Minecraft Avatar was the Master all along! I can hardly believe it! Rassilon scowls in anger at the sight of the renegade Time Lord!

RASSILON: You!
RASSILON: Damn it all, why won't you just stay dead like the vermin you are?!

You cannot attack the Centurion as it is already dead! The Shining Armor instead takes the full brunt of the attack, taking 20,000 damage! (Assuming you used 2 actions for that.)

Rassilon is too busy seething in anger to remember to counter! The Master descends upon the Lord-President and summarily kicks the crap out of him... however, Rassilon is protected by the Shining Armor, which takes 10,000 damage!

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I gasp at all the betrayal around me! What is this, Traitor-Con 2020? That's in Algadda this year, guys. Regardless, with my skills as DEMONHEAD MOBSTER FLAPJACKS, I utilize... DMF: COMBAT OPERANDI ==> CATCH EM ALL To oppose the Master, I transform into POKEMON MASTER DEMONHEAD MOBSTER FLAPJACKS. Wielding my healthbars like spears, I smash open the sky, unleashing the dark entity known as DEXIT upon the field. I sic it on the PGs. Dexit does.. something. It's a evil eldritch entity, and does.. evil eldritchy things? I rummage around for more liquo- I mean, uh, creativity juice, to finish my post, but come up short.

You sic Dexit upon the Shining Armor as it is the only PG entity on the field, dealing 30,000 damage!

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4 CP + TRG's 12 CP: Let's get on upgrading the Centurion. I give it two new special abilities: First, with 10 CP invested in it, the ability to deploy Legionnaires, smaller robots modeled after itself who guard it. And second, with 6 CP invested in it, the ability for its attack to gain additional power whenever killing a target, so that it can better chain from foe to foe for maximum entity-slaying power. You can make up whatever numbers seem appropriate here, I don't care much about minmaxing this, I just want to make the boss cooler and longer-lived.

Yeah about that. Rassilon, however, has an idea! He takes the CP you would've used this turn to rebuild the Centurion into a weaker, but potentially more long-lasting version, with 6 CP invested in HP, 5 invested in ATK, and 5 invested in Legionnaire spawning! In addition, because the Centurion was destroyed this turn, Rassilon declares triumphantly that the damage debuff they applied is no longer valid!



The Battlefield Effect: Gold-Imbued takes effect, as the Reincarnated Shrubbery is made out of the corpse of a Cyberman! It takes 20,000 damage and is destroyed!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits and gains 1 Realness Point! The Multi-limbed Golem gains 12,500 max HP, and accumulates 2 Deathrattles! The TARDIS Minecart rams the Centurion of Rassilon, dealing 10,000 damage! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gains 1 Broken Part!

The Centurion of Rassilon spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon! As long as a Legionnaire of Rassilon is alive, it will protect the Centurion of Rassilon! The Centurion opens fire on the Multi-limbed Golem, which deals 3,125 damage! The Legionnaire also attacks the Golem, dealing 1,875 damage!

Rassilon: 6/10 HP [PG]

[BATTLEFIELD EFFECT: GOLD-IMBUED] Cybermen take 20,000 damage each turn.

Centurion of Rassilon: 20,000/30,000 HP, 12,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon each turn
Legionnaire of Rassilon: 10,000/10,000 HP, 7,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Protecting Centurion of Rassilon

Shining Armor: 50,000/110,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Protecting Rassilon

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 4 Realness Fruit (Grows 2 per turn) (1 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn)
Multi-limbed Golem: 22,500/27,500 HP [JOEbob - AG] Maximum HP increases by 12,500 each turn, 8 Deathrattle (Gains 2 per turn, spawns Undead Multi-limbed Golem at 10) Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, takes 1/4 damage from all attacks, protected by Shield (5,000/5,000 HP)
Perpetuum Mobile: 72,500/72,500 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - N] x3 Accumulators (3 Energy, gains 3 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Tower of Babel by 7,500 each turn, increases its HP if already at maximum) Protected by Mines (10,000 ATK, can only be used once) Half damage from Rassilon
Tower of Babel: 12,500/12,500 HP [hungry visitor - N] Boosts Force-field Generator's max HP by 5,000 each turn
Force-field Generator: 72,500/72,500 [hungry visitor - N] Protects all hungry visitor entities, takes reduced damage from all attacks, takes 3/4 damage from attacks from Rassilon, Centurion's of Rassilon, and Splashcat
TARDIS Minecart: 35,000/35,000 HP, 10,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG] Chameleon Circuit: OFF (When on, enemy entities cannot attack this, however the TARDIS Minecart cannot attack automatically in this state. Attacking turns the Chameleon Circuit off)
Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 5 Broken Parts (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts)
Cargo Shuttle: 35,000/35,000 HP [Urus - AG] Carrying: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used)

JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields)
-🅱ilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-The Master - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [PG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]
Urus - [N]
FlamingFlapjacks
-Pokemon Master Demonhead Mobster Flapjacks [AG]

A1: Archer uses a shrubbery repair kit and a biomatter reconstructor to create a newborn sprout body for the shrubbery, reincarnating it again before it can stay dead because in the Whoniverse you can properly contain souls before they depart for the afterlife with gravitospacial influence (yes, that was a thing on the Moon's sphere of influence being discussed and everything), so I have a non-repetitive method of picking it up: GRAVITY! Do you believe in gravity?! I sure hope Rassilon remembers he does!

A2: Archer uses a growth rate accelerator to get the shrubbery sprout HP snowballing!

A3: The Doctor (human) invokes the power of Hatsune Miku to create a DORIME holobarrier around the shrubbery sprout, holographic soldiers in the style of Doge Miku bodyguarding it from damage as long as their internal projectors last. It's time.

3x: The Bachelor takes off his hat and pulls out a vial of self replicating nanintes, and injects them into the Shining Armor! All 3 Cp goes into giving the Shining Armor the ability to regenerate (GM decides) health per turn. If that isn’t possible it just heals it.

“Heh, these nanites almost replicate as much as me! Aha, I’m just kidding.














Nobody replicates as much as me.”

I add 2 accumulators to the Tower of Babel and order all available energy to go into the force-field.
This includes the lava fabricator working on the force-field generator.

72,500+5,000+7,500+5,000*3=100,000

These chargers can simply obliterate... what a mess.

I add a special mode against high powered charge attacks to the forcefield
(it is high powered after 10 CP).
Explanation: this special mode is basically the same as the other modes I installed last round, but it provides a damage reduction against attacks that cost 10 CP or more.

[1x] seeing Archer and The Doctor (human) doing the holy work, I quickly cast a healing spell, sacrificing the all the fingernails I've ever clipped off my fingers so far in order to heal the multi-limbed Golem, then add the Shrubbery Sprout to the list of things it's supposed to bodyguard!
[1x] I imbue the gold imbuing the battlefield with mold making the gold-imbued state a mold-imbued state. This mold is a special gold mold, and it hates anything Rassilon has summoned! Especially if that thing is mechanical, which I'm pretty sure the centurion is!
[1x] I store 1 CP.

I idly wish I had more CP to combat these RAMPANT SHENANIGANS ravaging the land. But, I forge on! Taking another swig of my LEGITIMATE BEVERAGES, acquired from one of my numerous LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES, I glow again with creativity!

DMF: COMBAT OPERANDI ==> SNAKE'S EYES
I challenge the PG side to a game of chess, a board appearing, already set up by my henchmen. They put everything in the correct position! How kind of them.
Here's the opening board! I'm the white side, of course. Oh, and loosing results in the board teleporting over to the loser and detonating in a thermonuclear explosion. But they're masters of chess, obviously, so there's no way they'll fail.

[3A+6CP] Since Supply's currently closed until further notice, looks like my only option for now is to build up the rest of this complete breakfast. I build three Hydroponics Trays and a Seed Gene Manipulator (lumped together into one entity as the Hydroponics Department [N]), and open up a botany textbook. Time for some pointlessly-complicated subsystems, so let's just start with the basics. I plant a banana tree and a watermelon vine.

"Do call on me if you have any requests. If it's a plant, I can grow it. If it's not a plant, well, that doesn't mean I can't find a way."

TRG 6 CP

Action 1: I smack the Cargo Shuttle down on to a highway. Car go shuttle. Another car go shuttle. A third car go shuttle... Jesus that's a lot of cars. And not much shuttle left after all that.

Action 2: I disarm the Multi-Limbed Golem. And disleg it. And dis-all-its-other-appendages-it-too.

Action 3: I hire a grave robber to steal some of the Multi-Limbed Golem's Deathrattle. The grave robber isn't the most concerned with preservation of ancient tombs, and the Golem gets fairly desecrated in the process;

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A1: Archer uses a shrubbery repair kit and a biomatter reconstructor to create a newborn sprout body for the shrubbery, reincarnating it again before it can stay dead because in the Whoniverse you can properly contain souls before they depart for the afterlife with gravitospacial influence (yes, that was a thing on the Moon's sphere of influence being discussed and everything), so I have a non-repetitive method of picking it up: GRAVITY! Do you believe in gravity?! I sure hope Rassilon remembers he does! A2: Archer uses a growth rate accelerator to get the shrubbery sprout HP snowballing! A3: The Doctor (human) invokes the power of Hatsune Miku to create a DORIME holobarrier around the shrubbery sprout, holographic soldiers in the style of Doge Miku bodyguarding it from damage as long as their internal projectors last. It's time.

Shrubbery Sprout created!

The Shrubbery Sprout will gain 2,500 HP each turn!

DORIME Holobarrier created!

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3x: The Bachelor takes off his hat and pulls out a vial of self replicating nanintes, and injects them into the Shining Armor! All 3 Cp goes into giving the Shining Armor the ability to regenerate (GM decides) health per turn. If that isn’t possible it just heals it. “Heh, these nanites almost replicate as much as me! Aha, I’m just kidding. Nobody replicates as much as me.”

The Shining Armor will now regenerate 7,500 HP each turn!

RASSILON:
RASSILON: You seem to be under the impression that your... crass jokes will somehow improve my view of you.
RASSILON: If this is indeed the case, then you are gravely mistaken.
RASSILON: Cease your buffoonery and actually aid my forces, rather than fruitlessly appeal to my nonexistent enjoyment of your crudeness.

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I add 2 accumulators to the Tower of Babel and order all available energy to go into the force-field. This includes the lava fabricator working on the force-field generator. 72,500+5,000+7,500+5,000*3=100,000 These chargers can simply obliterate... what a mess. I add a special mode against high powered charge attacks to the forcefield (it is high powered after 10 CP). Explanation: this special mode is basically the same as the other modes I installed last round, but it provides a damage reduction against attacks that cost 10 CP or more.

You add 2 Accumulators to the Tower of Babel! The energy produced by it this turn will go into the Force-Field Generator!

All your entities which are capable of healing/improving HP will focus on the Force-field Generator this turn!

10 CP Damage Reduction added!

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[1x] seeing Archer and The Doctor (human) doing the holy work, I quickly cast a healing spell, sacrificing the all the fingernails I've ever clipped off my fingers so far in order to heal the multi-limbed Golem, then add the Shrubbery Sprout to the list of things it's supposed to bodyguard! [1x] I imbue the gold imbuing the battlefield with mold making the gold-imbued state a mold-imbued state. This mold is a special gold mold, and it hates anything Rassilon has summoned! Especially if that thing is mechanical, which I'm pretty sure the centurion is! [1x] I store 1 CP.

Multi-limbed Golem fully healed! It will now protect the Shrubbery Sprout!

The gold imbued in the battlefield will now target all Rassilon-owned entities!

You charge!

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I idly wish I had more CP to combat these RAMPANT SHENANIGANS ravaging the land. But, I forge on! Taking another swig of my LEGITIMATE BEVERAGES, acquired from one of my numerous LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES, I glow again with creativity! DMF: COMBAT OPERANDI ==> SNAKE'S EYES I challenge the PG side to a game of chess, a board appearing, already set up by my henchmen. They put everything in the correct position! How kind of them. Here's the opening board! I'm the white side, of course. Oh, and loosing results in the board teleporting over to the loser and detonating in a thermonuclear explosion. But they're masters of chess, obviously, so there's no way they'll fail.

Rassilon takes one look at the board, and declares that it has been set up in such a way that victory is impossible for the player of the black side! He banishes the board into the Time Vortex before it can detonate!

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[3A+6CP] Since Supply's currently closed until further notice, looks like my only option for now is to build up the rest of this complete breakfast. I build three Hydroponics Trays and a Seed Gene Manipulator (lumped together into one entity as the Hydroponics Department [N]), and open up a botany textbook. Time for some pointlessly-complicated subsystems, so let's just start with the basics. I plant a banana tree and a watermelon vine. "Do call on me if you have any requests. If it's a plant, I can grow it. If it's not a plant, well, that doesn't mean I can't find a way."

Hydroponics Department created, and plants planted! As a note, I'm going to have to ask you to keep track of most of this yourself, as an entirely new subsystem of plants is not something I'm prepared to manage. Sorry.

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TRG 6 CP

You charge!

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Action 1: I smack the Cargo Shuttle down on to a highway. Car go shuttle. Another car go shuttle. A third car go shuttle... Jesus that's a lot of cars. And not much shuttle left after all that. Action 2: I disarm the Multi-Limbed Golem. And disleg it. And dis-all-its-other-appendages-it-too. Action 3: I hire a grave robber to steal some of the Multi-Limbed Golem's Deathrattle. The grave robber isn't the most concerned with preservation of ancient tombs, and the Golem gets fairly desecrated in the process;

The Cargo Shuttle takes 10,000 damage!

The Multi-limbed Golem is protected by its shield, which is destroyed!

The grave robber absconds with 1 Deathrattle!



Rassilon, seeing that the gold imbued in the battlefield has just become an even greater threat, spends his action to eradicate it entirely!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits and gains 1 Realness Point! The Multi-limbed Golem's maximum HP grows to 40,000, and it gathers 2 Deathrattles! The Shrubbery Sprout increases its HP to 7,500! The Accumulators gain 5 Energy total, and all 5 are spent to aid the Lava Fabricator and Tower of Babel with increasing the Force-field Generator's HP, which is boosted to 100,000! The TARDIS Minecart rams the Legionnaire of Rassilon, destroying it! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gains 1 Broken Part! The Banana Tree and the Watermelon Vine mature by 1 turn!

Suddenly, @hungry visitor receives a message from Rassilon!

RASSILON: Your entities have risen above the rest on this battlefield in power.
RASSILON: Normally I would destroy all who dare try to match my own might, however in this instance I am willing to make an exception.
RASSILON: You are already Neutral, but I shall state this for the record.
RASSILON: Keep your entities away from my forces, or join them in serving me.
RASSILON: Oppose me, and I will spare no quarter in eradicating you and everything you have in your possession!
RASSILON: My power is far beyond what I've demonstrated thus far. Do not make me your enemy.

The Centurion of Rassilon spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon, then attacks the TARDIS Minecart, dealing 12,500 damage! The Legionnaire of Rassilon also attacks the TARDIS Minecart, dealing 7,500 damage! The Shining Armor regenerates 7,500 HP!

Rassilon: 6/10 HP [PG]

Centurion of Rassilon: 20,000/30,000 HP, 12,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon each turn
Legionnaire of Rassilon: 10,000/10,000 HP, 7,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Protecting Centurion of Rassilon

Shining Armor: 57,500/110,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Protecting Rassilon, regenerates 7,500 HP each turn

Realness Fruit Tree: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] 6 Realness Fruit (Grows 2 per turn) (2 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn)
Multi-limbed Golem: 40,000/40,000 HP [JOEbob - AG] Maximum HP increases by 12,500 each turn, 9 Deathrattle (Gains 2 per turn, spawns Undead Multi-limbed Golem at 10) Protecting Realness Fruit Tree and Shrubbery Sprout, takes 1/4 damage from all attacks
Shrubbery Sprout: 7,500/7,500 HP [JOEbob - AG], Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, maximum HP increases by 2,500 each turn
DORIME Holobarrier: 5,000/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] Protecting Shrubbery Sprout
Perpetuum Mobile: 72,500/72,500 HP, 5,000 ATK [hungry visitor - N] x3 Accumulators (0 Energy, gains 3 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Tower of Babel by 7,500 each turn, increases its HP if already at maximum) Protected by Mines (10,000 ATK, can only be used once) Half damage from Rassilon
Tower of Babel: 12,500/12,500 HP [hungry visitor - N] Boosts Force-field Generator's max HP by 5,000 each turn, x2 Accumulators (0 Energy, gains 2 each turn)
Force-field Generator: 100,000/100,000 [hungry visitor - N] Protects all hungry visitor entities, takes reduced damage from all attacks, takes 3/4 damage from attacks from Rassilon, Centurion's of Rassilon, and Splashcat, takes half-damage from attacks that cost 10 CP or more
TARDIS Minecart: 15,000/35,000 HP, 10,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG] Chameleon Circuit: OFF (When on, enemy entities cannot attack this, however the TARDIS Minecart cannot attack automatically in this state. Attacking turns the Chameleon Circuit off)
Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 6 Broken Parts (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts)
Cargo Shuttle: 25,000/35,000 HP [Urus - N] Carrying: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used)
Hydroponics Department: 15,000/15,000 HP [Urus - N] Growing: 1x Banana Tree (3 turns to maturation) 1x Watermelon Vine (1 turn to maturation)

JOEbob - [AG] (7 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG] (Paradoxicality increased)
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields)
-��ilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-The Master - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [PG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]
Urus - [N]
FlamingFlapjacks
-Pokemon Master Demonhead Mobster Flapjacks [AG]



Before we go on, I'd like to ask you all something: Please keep the number of additional entity mechanics to a minimum. The more there are, the harder it is for me to update quickly and without mistakes, so I would greatly appreciate it if you kept your entities relatively simple. I want this game to be more player-focused than entity-focused, and I know that I haven't done a good job of indicating that so far, and I'm sorry for that. Things will open up more once the first phase of the game is over...

“Ahahaha, oh Rassy you old joker. You’re always good for a laugh.”

The Bachelor then pretends Rassilon never insulted him.

3X Action: The Bachelor attaches diamond spikes to the Shining Armor, which will deal damage to any entities that attack it!

Paradox:22
(x1) I strike down the Shining Armour by using a Paradox to turn it into Rusty Shining Armour, causing it to become really flimsy

[1A] Hmm. Yeah, these plants are too complicated, I was thinking about simplifying 'em anyways. I realise i'm illiterate and chuck the textbook into the nearest garbage chute. Let's just conjure up a bag of plant-abstracting juice to spread on the trays. All that stuff about stats is gone. :crab:

Tray 1: Banana (3 Turns)
Tray 2: Watermelon (1 Turn)
Tray 3: Empty
CP: 2

A1: The Doctor (human) shoves some of the suspicious kind of relish in Rassilon's mouth. This makes Rassilon the nuclear bomb, and Rassilon explodes, since relish in DTG makes nukes effective and organic bodies contain radioactive components that can be arbitrarily assembled into nukes by the suspicious kind of relish! Or we get Godzilla Rassilon and that's cool too.

A2: ��ilgamesh, whose Gate of Babylon can appear when needed, acts as the nearest garbage chute for a brief moment. He shoots the textbook at the Legionnaire of Rassilon like a projectile arrow!

A3: Archer charges his phone AND his CP reserves, since the charge points are apparently hiding inside a phone at the moment.

CP: 1.

Huh someone that attacked me relentlessly has been intimidated by the sheer power that my forcefield boasts and wants peace?
I will allow it, probably. My defense isn't ready for a fully committed attack...
my generation per round would be: 5*5000+7500+5000=37500
While one attack of the Rassilon can be pretty strong up to 15000 after resistance.
If the Rassilon can double that and all his entities attack... that would probably be stronger than my current regeneration.
So that means he wants to let me ramp up in peace because he can ramp up better?
My offensive potential is pretty low. My defensive potential ... yeah.
1 accumulator added to tower of babel, 1 to the perpetuum mobile, and I use the laser to upgrade the healing of the lava factory, removing my remaining offensive potential in order to boost my defensive potential.

All entities capable of healing are focused on the force-field, which will grow from
100,000 to 137,500 + whatever the laser added to the lava-fabricator does.

[1x] I notice the realness fruit tree actually has very little health, and clear up all the stuff in the way of its growth so that it can get bigger over time, allowing its health to increase- not unlike the shrubbery sprout.
[1x] I walk in front of the Multi-limbed golem and prepare to tank the next few attacks. I do this by turning into a tank with the polymorph spell. naturally, I will be at full HP when I revert from being a tank, because that is how polymorph works. I'm also a very real tank because of my realness points, making me harder to destroy.
[1x] +1 CP.

The chess board glows violently, and suddenly teleports on top of Rassilon! It will detonate if not stopped.


CHESSBOARD: WHO HATH DENIED ME MY CHESS GAME?

The Master's eye twitched as he signaled his TARDIS to activate its Chameleon circuit, turning into an inoffensive Garden Shack.

He gave everyone time to react. Rassilion did, but no one else. So he waited. And waited.

An entire turn passed, and he waited. And no one, not even that 'human Doctor' fellow, so much as batted an eyelid.

That... irritated him to no end.

BUT NO MATTER! No matter no matter NO MATTER WHATSOEVER!

The Master pulls out a Vacuum Decay bomb!

"So! I guess I need a bigger bang for my buck! I'm pretty sure this will annihilate us all, but..."

He shoves it right inside the Shinging Armor, and with some slight of hand inserted something else too.

"If this armor is really so impressive, then I'm *SURE* it'll withstand something as absolute as the destruction of physics! "

And that's what happens. The Vaccum Decay effect, from the inside of the armor out, takes place. And before any of its abilities, such as its regen, are able to kick in, they're promptly short circuited by a nasty Time Lord EMP, which is like a normal EMP but it works on a conceptual level!

"So, while that's doing its business... Who wants to play a game?"

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X 2 Action Focus: Regen Stopper on the Shining Armor

X1 Shenanigan: Vacuum Decay Bomb IN the Shingin Armor

Entity Orders: Chameleon Circuit activate! form of Garden Shed!

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“Ahahaha, oh Rassy you old joker. You’re always good for a laugh.” The Bachelor then pretends Rassilon never insulted him. 3X Action: The Bachelor attaches diamond spikes to the Shining Armor, which will deal damage to any entities that attack it!

The Shining Armor will now deal 15,000 damage to entities which attack it!

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Paradox:22 (x1) I strike down the Shining Armour by using a Paradox to turn it into Rusty Shining Armour, causing it to become really flimsy

You charge!

You paradoxify the Shining Armor into the Rusty Shining Armor, taking 20,000 HP out of its maximum! However, doing this uses up your Paradoxicality!

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[1A] Hmm. Yeah, these plants are too complicated, I was thinking about simplifying 'em anyways. I realise i'm illiterate and chuck the textbook into the nearest garbage chute. Let's just conjure up a bag of plant-abstracting juice to spread on the trays. All that stuff about stats is gone. :crab: Tray 1: Banana (3 Turns) Tray 2: Watermelon (1 Turn) Tray 3: Empty CP: 2

The Hydroponics Department is simplified to your specifications!

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A1: The Doctor (human) shoves some of the suspicious kind of relish in Rassilon's mouth. This makes Rassilon the nuclear bomb, and Rassilon explodes, since relish in DTG makes nukes effective and organic bodies contain radioactive components that can be arbitrarily assembled into nukes by the suspicious kind of relish! Or we get Godzilla Rassilon and that's cool too. A2: ��ilgamesh, whose Gate of Babylon can appear when needed, acts as the nearest garbage chute for a brief moment. He shoots the textbook at the Legionnaire of Rassilon like a projectile arrow! A3: Archer charges his phone AND his CP reserves, since the charge points are apparently hiding inside a phone at the moment. CP: 1.

The Doctor (human) attempts to shove relish into Rassilon's mouth, only to discover that the Rusty Shining Armor blocks this! He instead deals 10,000 damage to the Rusty Shining Armor!

🅱ilgamesh deals 10,000 damage to the Legionnaire of Rassilon, destroying it!

Archer Bowman charges!

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Huh someone that attacked me relentlessly has been intimidated by the sheer power that my forcefield boasts and wants peace? I will allow it, probably. My defense isn't ready for a fully committed attack... my generation per round would be: 5*5000+7500+5000=37500 While one attack of the Rassilon can be pretty strong up to 15000 after resistance. If the Rassilon can double that and all his entities attack... that would probably be stronger than my current regeneration. So that means he wants to let me ramp up in peace because he can ramp up better? My offensive potential is pretty low. My defensive potential ... yeah. 1 accumulator added to tower of babel, 1 to the perpetuum mobile, and I use the laser to upgrade the healing of the lava factory, removing my remaining offensive potential in order to boost my defensive potential. All entities capable of healing are focused on the force-field, which will grow from 100,000 to 137,500 + whatever the laser added to the lava-fabricator does.

Rassilon was attacking you because I had mistakenly labelled your entities as AG when your yourself are Neutral, so this is basically the closest you'll get to "I'm sorry, no hard feelings" from him.

2 Accumulators created, one on the Tower of Babel and one on the Perpetuum Mobile! You also re-purpose the laser, converting its ATK into added power for the Lava Fabricator!

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[1x] I notice the realness fruit tree actually has very little health, and clear up all the stuff in the way of its growth so that it can get bigger over time, allowing its health to increase- not unlike the shrubbery sprout. [1x] I walk in front of the Multi-limbed golem and prepare to tank the next few attacks. I do this by turning into a tank with the polymorph spell. naturally, I will be at full HP when I revert from being a tank, because that is how polymorph works. I'm also a very real tank because of my realness points, making me harder to destroy. [1x] +1 CP.

The Realness Fruit Tree will now gain 2,500 maximum HP each turn!

You spend 3 Realness Points to summon a Real Tank! It will take 1/3 damage from attacks due to its Realness!

You charge!

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The chess board glows violently, and suddenly teleports on top of Rassilon! It will detonate if not stopped. CHESSBOARD: WHO HATH DENIED ME MY CHESS GAME?

Rassilon assuages the angry chessboard from exploding by informing it that the "game" which was to be played upon it was set up in such a way that the White side was guaranteed to emerge victorious, and therefore it could hardly be called a "true" chess game at all! He offers to play an actual game, if it would be a fair one. If not then the chessboard could incinerate itself for all Rassilon cares.

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The Master's eye twitched as he signaled his TARDIS to activate its Chameleon circuit, turning into an inoffensive Garden Shack. He gave everyone time to react. Rassilion did, but no one else. So he waited. And waited. An entire turn passed, and he waited. And no one, not even that 'human Doctor' fellow, so much as batted an eyelid. That... irritated him to no end. BUT NO MATTER! No matter no matter NO MATTER WHATSOEVER! The Master pulls out a Vacuum Decay bomb! "So! I guess I need a bigger bang for my buck! I'm pretty sure this will annihilate us all, but..." He shoves it right inside the Shinging Armor, and with some slight of hand inserted something else too. "If this armor is really so impressive, then I'm *SURE* it'll withstand something as absolute as the destruction of physics! " And that's what happens. The Vaccum Decay effect, from the inside of the armor out, takes place. And before any of its abilities, such as its regen, are able to kick in, they're promptly short circuited by a nasty Time Lord EMP, which is like a normal EMP but it works on a conceptual level! "So, while that's doing its business... Who wants to play a game?" ===================================== X 2 Action Focus: Regen Stopper on the Shining Armor X1 Shenanigan: Vacuum Decay Bomb IN the Shingin Armor Entity Orders: Chameleon Circuit activate! form of Garden Shed!

The Master successfully stops the Rusty Shining Armor's regenerative ability! He then attempts to deposit a Vacuum Decay Bomb inside the Armor, but cannot find an opening big enough to fit it! However, just as the bomb goes off, Rassilon takes hold of it and presses it firmly to his (and by extension the Armor's) chest, tanking the reality-shattering blast! The Rusty Shining Armor takes 20,000 damage!

The TARDIS Minecart will disguise itself as a Garden Shed!



Rassilon attacks the Real Tank with a powerful blast from his Gauntlet of Rassilon, however the damage from it is weakened to 10,000!

The Realness Fruit Tree grows 2 Realness Fruits, gains 1 Realness Point, and grows by 2,500 HP! The Multi-limbed Golem gains 12,500 HP, and gathers 2 Deathrattles! Just one more before an Undead Multi-limbed Golem is summoned! The Shrubbery Sprout gains 2,500 HP! The Perpetuum Mobile's Accumulators gain 4 Energy, and the Lava Fabricator increases the Force-field Generator's HP by 12,500! The Tower of Babel increases the Force-field Generator's HP by 5,000, and its Accumulators gain 3 Energy! @hungry visitor Did you intend to use the Energy you had for this? As a note, you need to specify if you intend to use your Energy for something. The TARDIS Minecart activates its Chameleon Circuit, disguising itself as a Garden Shack! The Robot Necromancy Pylon gains 1 Broken Part! One more an an AG-aligned Cyberman will be created! The plants in the Hydroponics Department mature by 1 turn, and the Watermelon finishes growing!

The Centurion of Rassilon spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon! It then attacks the Real Tank, dealing 4,167 damage! The Legionnaire also attacks the Real Tank, dealing 2,500 damage!

Rassilon: 6/10 HP [PG]

Centurion of Rassilon: 20,000/30,000 HP, 12,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Spawns 1 Legionnaire of Rassilon each turn
Legionnaire of Rassilon: 10,000/10,000 HP, 7,500 ATK [Rassilon - PG] Protecting Centurion of Rassilon

Rusty Shining Armor: 27,500/90,000 HP [The Bachelor - PG] Protecting Rassilon, deals 15,000 damage when attacked

Realness Fruit Tree: 12,500/12,500 HP [JOEbob - AG] 8 Realness Fruit (Grows 2 per turn) (3 Realness Points, gains 1 per turn) maximum HP increases by 2,500 each turn
Multi-limbed Golem: 52,500/52,500 HP [JOEbob - AG] Maximum HP increases by 12,500 each turn, 9 Deathrattle (Gains 2 per turn, spawns Undead Multi-limbed Golem at 10) Protecting Realness Fruit Tree and Shrubbery Sprout, takes 1/4 damage from all attacks
Real Tank: 5,833/22,500 HP [JOEbob - AG] Takes 1/3 damage from attacks due to its Realness
Shrubbery Sprout: 10,000/10,000 HP [JOEbob - AG], Protecting Realness Fruit Tree, maximum HP increases by 2,500 each turn
DORIME Holobarrier: 5,000/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] Protecting Shrubbery Sprout
Perpetuum Mobile: 72,500/72,500 HP, [hungry visitor - N] x4 Accumulators (4 Energy, gains 4 each turn) Lava Fabricator (Heals Force-field Generator by 12,500 each turn, increases its HP if already at maximum) Protected by Mines (10,000 ATK, can only be used once) Half damage from Rassilon
Tower of Babel: 12,500/12,500 HP [hungry visitor - N] Boosts Force-field Generator's max HP by 5,000 each turn, x3 Accumulators (3 Energy, gains 3 each turn)
Force-field Generator: 117,500/117,500 [hungry visitor - N] Protects all hungry visitor entities, takes reduced damage from all attacks, takes 3/4 damage from attacks from Rassilon, Centurion's of Rassilon, and Splashcat, takes half-damage from attacks that cost 10 CP or more
Garden Shack (TARDIS Minecart): 15,000/35,000 HP, 10,000 ATK [Minecraft Avatar - AG] Chameleon Circuit: ON (When on, enemy entities cannot attack this, however the TARDIS Minecart cannot attack automatically in this state. Attacking turns the Chameleon Circuit off)
Robot Necromancy Pylon: 2,500/5,000 HP [Archer Bowman - AG] 7 Broken Parts (Gains 1 each turn, spawns AG Cyberman upon gaining 8 parts)
Cargo Shuttle: 25,000/35,000 HP [Urus - N] Carrying: Flashlight Morningstar (5,000 bonus damage if used)
Hydroponics Department: 15,000/15,000 HP [Urus - N] Tray 1: Banana (3 turns to maturation) Tray 2: Watermelon (Mature) Tray 3: Empty

JOEbob - [AG] (4 Realness Points)
Paradoxdragonpaci - [AG]
ManiacMastR - [AG]
hungry visitor - [N]
Nedben
-Archer Bowman - [AG]
-The Doctor (Human) - [AG] Equipped: Magical Sonic Screwdriver (Bonus 5,000 HP to hardlight shields)
-🅱ilgamesh - [AG]
TotallyNotDagoth
-The Bachelor - [PG]
The_Two_Eternities - [AG]
Alistair Dragovich
-The Master - [AG]
That-Random-Guy - [PG]
Torix
-Argent - [N]
Splashcat - [PG]
Urus - [N]
FlamingFlapjacks
-Pokemon Master Demonhead Mobster Flapjacks [AG]