The DTG forums don't seem to have a lot of active games.
I've been wanting to start an active game for some time.
Third time's the charm?
Let's begin!

To kill a god is to become a horror.
To kill a godmodder is to become a hero.
To kill a godslayer is to become a legend.

Once, The Code was ruled by three gods, who ruled over and created The Game.
One plotted against the other two, craving their power for himself. He was not content with simply creating The Game. He wanted to rule it. In doing so, he slayed the other gods. In this act, the world was split in three. One section crumbled into ruin. One section was consumed in flame. And the last was overruled by Tyranny, slowly falling into the hands of the Godslayer. And if he succeeds in consuming it in his wrath, he will have the power to expand his grasp - to other games, and then to reality!

The only thing more dangerous than a Godmodder is a rogue God. The time has come to rise against this new threat. In this new alternate reality of DTG, the world is at risk, not just the game.
You must destroy the Godslayer, and rebuild the world. That is your quest.

Succeed, and you become a legend. Fail, and the world ends.
What do you do?

The Godslayer is way too comfortable.

Which is why the car that came right the fuck out of nowhere running him over was so effective. From the dirver's seat comes a rowdy, cheering individual.

"YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHER- WALL!"

He swerves to prevent himself from totaling the vehicle, but said swerve allows them to see how much damage their car did against the Godslayer.

A barrage of fancy santas slam into the Godlayer's face.

A marshmallow rises.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 12 2020, 02:43 PM)

The Godslayer is way too comfortable. Which is why the car that came right the fuck out of nowhere running him over was so effective. From the dirver's seat comes a rowdy, cheering individual. "YIPPEE KAY YAY MOTHER- WALL!" He swerves to prevent himself from totaling the vehicle, but said swerve allows them to see how much damage their car did against the Godslayer.

CRASH!
"Ow, what the hell?!"

The godslayer looks mostly fine, at least compared to what you'd've expected, but he does have a pretty sizable bump on his head now.
1 Damage!

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Mar 14 2020, 07:20 AM)

A barrage of fancy santas slam into the Godlayer's face. A marshmallow rises.

This happens! Except only the s part of the santas hits the godslayer, because the rest were too busy hitting the Godlayer cake he was about to dig into before this started.

"Oh, come on! Thanks for ruining my dinner plans!"

0.5 Damage!

The Godslayer does nothing.
What Do You Do?

"Hey Godslayer!" The man in the car pulls a lever and two machine guns pop out the sides. "I have a few complaints!"

Then the Godslayer's sprayed in a hail of suppression fire, fit to keep a hundred armies down. Impressively distracting is the fact that each and every bullet has something written on them, ranging from the specific like murdering a specific person in a specific way to general insults like 'your hair is stupid' or 'you're a murderous dillweed'.

However, it is plain to see that the car man's using this suppression fire to keep him pinned for a follow up attack by someone else...

I see that I accidentally hit the Godlayer cake. However, this gives me an idea.

I take out the Multiverse's Largest Pie and throw it at the Godslayer.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 20 2020, 09:59 PM)

"Hey Godslayer!" The man in the car pulls a lever and two machine guns pop out the sides. "I have a few complaints!" Then the Godslayer's sprayed in a hail of suppression fire, fit to keep a hundred armies down. Impressively distracting is the fact that each and every bullet has something written on them, ranging from the specific like murdering a specific person in a specific way to general insults like 'your hair is stupid' or 'you're a murderous dillweed'. However, it is plain to see that the car man's using this suppression fire to keep him pinned for a follow up attack by someone else...

"Hey! Hey! Stop! I can't take the criticism!
That being said, I will take your complaints into consider-

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Apr 1 2020, 7:49 AM)

I see that I accidentally hit the Godlayer cake. However, this gives me an idea. I take out the Multiverse's Largest Pie and throw it at the Godslayer.

SPLAT!
Pie thrown! It hits the Godslayer in the face for comedic effect! 2 damage!
Then the Godslayer eats the pie. "What? I'm hungry!"
+0.5 Godslayer HP!

Forgot an EoTB last time, so this is officially the first.
EoTB!

"Alright, that's it! Prepare to face my wrath!"

The Godslayer draws a sword. He then gives it to his first minion...
A goblin. Yep. Gotta start somewhere.
But then the goblin takes the sword, becoming the Goblin King! The Goblin King starts summoning more Goblins, and the Goblins drive you both out of the Throne Room, into the Battlefield proper!

What do you do?

I torch some Goblins with accursed fire of the Bog Gods' wrath.