FOCUS

The WAT team is assailed by their own Ex-Terminators, as in killer robots from the future that have entirely retired from this killing business, and are quite upset about being pulled back in.

This had predictable effects on their HP, and the readiness of the Exterminators special

Consume the Godmodder
The Godmodder obviously counters this, but he doesn’t realize there’s a bomb inside his head now, which was implanted when he was consumed.
After the Godmodder quickly realizes this and removes the bomb, he gets shot
After he deflects the bullet, he gets punched in the face.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 31 2019, 11:50 AM)

FOCUS: I surround the Vord Queen with a trio of Kolto Shells. When she is attacked, the Kolto Shells will intercept the attack and break, absorbing the attack and releasing healing energy onto the Vord Queen. Example of what I mean Kolto Shells surround the Vord Queen. The WAT Team tries to attack the Vord Queen. The WAT Team hits the Kolto Shells, which have moved to intercept the attack. The Kolto Shells break, absorbing the attack. The healing energy inside the Kolto Shells heals the Vord Queen.

You summon the Kolto Shells!

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Dec 31 2019, 11:52 AM)

Consume the Godmodder The Godmodder obviously counters this, but he doesn’t realize there’s a bomb inside his head now, which was implanted when he was consumed. After the Godmodder quickly realizes this and removes the bomb, he gets shot After he deflects the bullet, he gets punched in the face.

The godmoder Counters the Gluttony and the rest of the attack falls apart when none of the things are done because none of the earlier things were done. Oops.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 31 2019, 11:56 AM)

(x1)I summon a Defensive Piano that protects the Vord Queen with a Musical Shield (x1) the Lawyers are now dead, as a random pink elephants falls onto them (x1)I cut through the Red Tape with a Green Quillswod, simultaneously filling in all blanks and fields that are needed with Ink derived from a green sun, and also cutting through the completed forms, freeing the PUE

Defensive Piano summoned! These days anything works as a defense if you just slap the word 'defensive' on it.

The lawyers are indeed now dead. RIP (Rest In Pinkelephants)

The Perfectly Unique Entity is freed from its tapey prison!

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Dec 31 2019, 04:33 PM)

FOCUS The WAT team is assailed by their own Ex-Terminators, as in killer robots from the future that have entirely retired from this killing business, and are quite upset about being pulled back in. This had predictable effects on their HP, and the readiness of the Exterminators special

7,000 damage and also a turn deducted from the tickup of Exterminators!'


EoTB:
The Perfectly Unique Entity performs in a talent show and does so well that the WAT Team cries tears of blood taking 7,000 damage.
The Vord Queen sits and waits.
The WAT Team runs headlong into the Kolto Shells and piano, totally disrupting their attack and healing the Vord Queen for 5,000 health!

The Godmodder pulls out an enormous bowling ball and swings it towards the Vord Queen. What does that have to do with what's going on? It doesn't, he's just frustrated at his SWAT Team being useless and doesn't care enough to make a lame joke at the moment. 20K damage.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Protect the Vord Queen!

Perfectly Unique Entity [AG]: HP: 15,001/15,001
Vord Queen [AG]: HP: 30,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: 3/5
WAT Team [PG]: HP: 41,000/80,000. Exterminators: 1/3.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 7/10

FOCUS: I summon a tiny house, decorated like a Vord hive, for the Vord queen to sit in. It will block attacks and also maybe remind her of what will come about if she succeeds.

Action 1: I remove the W from the name of the WAT Team, turning it into the AT Team. I proceed to ping the @ Team repeatedly until the pile of notifications crushes them.

Action 2: I give the Vord Queen some marijuana with extra electrons that follows closely behind its owner. Its health is restored by the Pot Ion of Heeling.

Action 3: I summon the Vord Princess, Vord Empress, Vord Matriarch, Vord Countess, Vord Duchess, Vord Marchioness, Vord Malka, and Vord Drag Queen to act as decoys for the Vord Queen.

(x2)I heal up the Vord Queen with a Ritual invoking That-Which-Preserves, sacrificing some random trees and a killer rabbit to transfer their life force to the Vord Queen


(x1)the WAT/AT Team suddenly finds themselves playing either a Game of WTF(Wishers, Theurgists and Fatalists) if they are still WAT or a game of Adventure Time if they are AT. Either way both end with some Concepts of Non-Canonicity and Nothingness/Eldritch abominations attacking them so let’s hope they can make it.

A question, should I switch to every other day updates to give more time to post, or do the daily updates work for right now?

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 1 2020, 01:10 PM)

FOCUS: I summon a tiny house, decorated like a Vord hive, for the Vord queen to sit in. It will block attacks and also maybe remind her of what will come about if she succeeds.

Tiny house summoned!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 1 2020, 02:18 PM)

Action 1: I remove the W from the name of the WAT Team, turning it into the AT Team. I proceed to ping the @ Team repeatedly until the pile of notifications crushes them. Action 2: I give the Vord Queen some marijuana with extra electrons that follows closely behind its owner. Its health is restored by the Pot Ion of Heeling. Action 3: I summon the Vord Princess, Vord Empress, Vord Matriarch, Vord Countess, Vord Duchess, Vord Marchioness, Vord Malka, and Vord Drag Queen to act as decoys for the Vord Queen.

9,000 damage to the AT Team!

That pun was awful, thank you for blessing my eyes. 10,000 health restored.

Decoys summoned!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 1 2020, 07:10 PM)

(x2)I heal up the Vord Queen with a Ritual invoking That-Which-Preserves, sacrificing some random trees and a killer rabbit to transfer their life force to the Vord Queen (x1)the WAT/AT Team suddenly finds themselves playing either a Game of WTF(Wishers, Theurgists and Fatalists) if they are still WAT or a game of Adventure Time if they are AT. Either way both end with some Concepts of Non-Canonicity and Nothingness/Eldritch abominations attacking them so let’s hope they can make it.

14,000 health restored to the Vord Queen!

8,000 damage to the AT team as they are not prepared for the eldritch horrors of the beyond.


EoTB:
The game master perfectly unique entity is feeling rather tired, and instead of being responsible, performs the biggest anime plot twist of all time by doing a perfectly generic attack instead of a unique one. 6,000 damage to the AT Team.
The Vord Queen settles into her house.
The AT Team charges forwards at the Vord Queen and he duplicates, but suddenly, HOUSE.
Well, not very suddenly. But they run into and demolish it anyways, using up their attack.

The Godmodder looks at the carnage on the field and realizes that he's not going to be able to kill the Vord Queen in time, so he hunkers down and prepares something for next turn...


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Protect the Vord Queen!

Perfectly Unique Entity [AG]: HP: 15,001/15,001
Vord Queen [AG]: HP: 54,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: 4/5. Vord queen Decoys.
AT Team [PG]: HP: 18,000/80,000. Exterminators: 2/3.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 7/10

+3 CP

FOCUS

The AT Team feels a sudden rumbling in the ground. Well, rumbling is more inaccurate. It’s more of a *Thoom* pause *Thoom* pause *Thoom* pause repeat.

As the *Thoom*s get closer, mechanical noises start to be heard. Then, right when it’s on top of them, it stops.

And then an AT-ST stomps on the AT Team.

The Perfectly Unique Entity will infect the AT Team with a NaNovirus, a disease so unique as to not be equal to anything, not even itself! The AT Team collapses into a paradox. If it's already dead, the Entity will instead use the NaNovirus to try to distract the Godmodder from whatever plan he has.

Action 1: I leverage the power of targeted advertising to make the Godmodder aware of all sorts of things he'd find interesting* in hopes of getting him to procrastinate and have to rush out a subpar Vordsplosion plan. I don't expect him to die, but if I can make him take more damage, that's a worthy goal.

*Things which would help him defeat us are excluded.

Actions 2 and 3: I charge 2 CP. I can't do much more right now without knowing how things are going to stand after he puts his plan into action.

CP: 2.

(x1)I boost Splash’s Distraction through the power of SOCIAL MEDIA, distracting the Godmodder with countless notifications and likes to his posts and then distracting him from distraction with more distraction in the form of endless wiki walks and then distracting him even harder with the power of the Social Media companies taking all his data and feeding it into targeted ads*

*excluding things that will help him defeat us.


(x2)CHARGE!! 4 CP

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Jan 2 2020, 11:42 AM)

+3 CP

You charge 3 CP and begin to nod off again.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 2 2020, 01:12 PM)

FOCUS The AT Team feels a sudden rumbling in the ground. Well, rumbling is more inaccurate. It’s more of a *Thoom* pause *Thoom* pause *Thoom* pause repeat. As the *Thoom*s get closer, mechanical noises start to be heard. Then, right when it’s on top of them, it stops. And then an AT-ST stomps on the AT Team.

AT Team friccin SMASHED.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 2 2020, 02:17 PM)

The Perfectly Unique Entity will infect the AT Team with a NaNovirus, a disease so unique as to not be equal to anything, not even itself! The AT Team collapses into a paradox. If it's already dead, the Entity will instead use the NaNovirus to try to distract the Godmodder from whatever plan he has. Action 1: I leverage the power of targeted advertising to make the Godmodder aware of all sorts of things he'd find interesting* in hopes of getting him to procrastinate and have to rush out a subpar Vordsplosion plan. I don't expect him to die, but if I can make him take more damage, that's a worthy goal. *Things which would help him defeat us are excluded. Actions 2 and 3: I charge 2 CP. I can't do much more right now without knowing how things are going to stand after he puts his plan into action. CP: 2.

The Godmodder tries to resist, no, he has to STAY FOCUSED
+2 CP

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 2 2020, 08:04 PM)

(x1)I boost Splash’s Distraction through the power of SOCIAL MEDIA, distracting the Godmodder with countless notifications and likes to his posts and then distracting him from distraction with more distraction in the form of endless wiki walks and then distracting him even harder with the power of the Social Media companies taking all his data and feeding it into targeted ads* *excluding things that will help him defeat us. (x2)CHARGE!! 4 CP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo
Godmodder distracted!
+2 CP

EoTB:
The battlefield rumbles... the Vord Queen's special is completed...
It activates VORDSPLOSION and the game suddenly lags out as waves after waves of angry green and black bugs fountain out of the Vord Queen's form, creating a veritable tide of bugs that wash away the perfectly unique object and drown the Godmodder. 1 damage!
But then you hear the Godmodder cackling... and the wave of vord hits you! You suddenly realize that all their eyes are glowing red, the Vord Queen's been mind controlled!
The Godmodder rises up on a pillar of bugs and settles atop the Vord Queen, pats her on the head, and laughs again.

You're going to have to do something about the Vord Queen, one way or another. Fortunately the mind control bar seems to be a bit lower than it originally would've been thanks to the Godmodder not getting to complete his second action.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Do something about the Vord Queen!

Vord Queen [PG]: HP: 54,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: ACTIVE/5. Mind control bar: 80%
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 6/10

FOCUS: I give the Vord Queen a nice hat made out of a tinfoil-croach alloy. The tinfoil blocks all hostile telepathic signals, like mind control, and the croach lets the Vord bits through so she can keep controlling her children.

(x3)I FOCUS!! Yes this is my Anti-MC Thingy.

As I FOCUS!!. My FOCUS IS UNLIMITED!! Resulting in UNLIMITED FOCUS WORKS!! Projecting a Reality Marble around me, encapsulating the Vord Queen and her Vord Swarm in it. They are in my world now, a world of FOCUS, and what I FOCUS on is for the Vord Queen to FOCUS on breaking the Godmodder’s Mind Control, with it, the Godmodder’s MC continue to weaken !!

I call upon the demonic power of the IRS to Tax the Vord Queen! The mind numbing work of filling out the forms dulls their mind.. or it would, if it weren’t for the godmodder’s interference! It just drains the mind control bar that controls their mind.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 3 2020, 01:24 PM)

FOCUS: I give the Vord Queen a nice hat made out of a tinfoil-croach alloy. The tinfoil blocks all hostile telepathic signals, like mind control, and the croach lets the Vord bits through so she can keep controlling her children.

The Godmodder quickly knocks the tinfoil hat off of the Vord Queen but not before she's been reduced by 12% mind control!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 3 2020, 08:43 PM)

(x3)I FOCUS!! Yes this is my Anti-MC Thingy. As I FOCUS!!. My FOCUS IS UNLIMITED!! Resulting in UNLIMITED FOCUS WORKS!! Projecting a Reality Marble around me, encapsulating the Vord Queen and her Vord Swarm in it. They are in my world now, a world of FOCUS, and what I FOCUS on is for the Vord Queen to FOCUS on breaking the Godmodder’s Mind Control, with it, the Godmodder’s MC continue to weaken !!

All you gotta do is have drive, direction, and dfocus. -18% mind control.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Jan 4 2020, 12:49 PM)

I call upon the demonic power of the IRS to Tax the Vord Queen! The mind numbing work of filling out the forms dulls their mind.. or it would, if it weren’t for the godmodder’s interference! It just drains the mind control bar that controls their mind.

Oh no, not the IRS! And she has to fill out like fifty billion forms for all her offspring as well! -14% mind control!

EoTB:
The vord queen continues spraying out vordlings everywhere, but seems to be less directed against you now.
The Godmodder desperately reapplies a paint of mind-begone on the Vord Queen, upping the Mind Control bar by 20%.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Do something about the Vord Queen!

Vord Queen [PG]: HP: 54,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: ACTIVE/5. Mind control bar: 56%
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 6/10

FOCUS

I summon (for this action only) the two most versatile biologically themed parahumans, Panacea and Bonesaw.

*angry noises from the audience*

Yes, I said Panacea.

*more angry noises, with greater intensity than before*

Don’t worry! She’s just a summon, she’s under my control, and Vicky’s nowhere near the fight!

*resigned grumbling*

Anyways, Bonesaw gives the Vord Queen a secondary set of neural pathways that are Godmodder-proof, so her mind can work and not be controlled.

Panacea checks over Bonesaw’s work, makes sure it integrates properly, and does some stuff to the Vord Queen’s hormonal balance so the Queen doesn’t want to serve the Godmodder and wants to break free.

*more grumbling*

I dismiss Panacea and Bonesaw, who disappear, then check over their work. They didn’t do anything not described above.

Action 1: I introduce the Vord Queen to her childhood love interest, who makes a heartfelt speech about the power of love. The Vord Queen remembers what she's fighting for and resists the mind control!

Action 2: I steal the D from the mind control, turning it into min control and thereby minimizing the Godmodder's control.

Action 3: I call Skitter to mind-control the Vord back to the AG side.

(X1)I call upon the Shard:Queen Administrator to Mind Control the Vord Queen back to our side, this breaking the Mind Control of the Godmodder.

(x1)The Mind Control/Min Control percentage metre is grabbed and smacked against the ground, damaging it and thus damaging the mind control on the Vord Queen.

(x1)I invoke the Aspect of Breath, and it wraps around me in a Sylph’s Outfit, I reach out to the Vord Queen and tap against the coloured strings from her head that only I can see, destroying them, and destroying the Mind Control, restoring her Freedom.

Just a heads up, I'm now implementing actual entity mechanics. Instant summons are still wackyzany but ones summoned using CP will get 2500 HP and 500 ATK per CP expended. More details on entity summoning will be in the OP shortly.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 4 2020, 01:11 PM)

FOCUS I summon (for this action only) the two most versatile biologically themed parahumans, Panacea and Bonesaw. *angry noises from the audience* Yes, I said Panacea. *more angry noises, with greater intensity than before* Don’t worry! She’s just a summon, she’s under my control, and Vicky’s nowhere near the fight! *resigned grumbling* Anyways, Bonesaw gives the Vord Queen a secondary set of neural pathways that are Godmodder-proof, so her mind can work and not be controlled. Panacea checks over Bonesaw’s work, makes sure it integrates properly, and does some stuff to the Vord Queen’s hormonal balance so the Queen doesn’t want to serve the Godmodder and wants to break free. *more grumbling* I dismiss Panacea and Bonesaw, who disappear, then check over their work. They didn’t do anything not described above.

You put in a significant effort with two characters I feel like it's good I'm not familiar with and restore the Vord Queen's mental control by 26%

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 4 2020, 01:13 PM)

Action 1: I introduce the Vord Queen to her childhood love interest, who makes a heartfelt speech about the power of love. The Vord Queen remembers what she's fighting for and resists the mind control! Action 2: I steal the D from the mind control, turning it into min control and thereby minimizing the Godmodder's control. Action 3: I call Skitter to mind-control the Vord back to the AG side.

Her childhood love interest! Does she even have one of those? Well she does now, and it depletes the mind control by 7%!

You minimize the Godmodder's control but he just reopens the tab. It still depletes by 6%.

I don't know who Skitter is but sure, he does a little bit of that before getting devoured by the Vord swarm. 4% depletion.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 4 2020, 05:30 PM)

(X1)I call upon the Shard:Queen Administrator  to Mind Control the Vord Queen back to our side, this breaking the Mind Control of the Godmodder. (x1)The Mind Control/Min Control percentage metre is grabbed and smacked against the ground, damaging it and thus damaging the mind control on the Vord Queen. (x1)I invoke the Aspect of Breath, and it wraps around me in a Sylph’s Outfit, I reach out to the Vord Queen and tap against the coloured strings from her head that only I can see, destroying them, and destroying the Mind Control, restoring her Freedom.

Oh no, counter mind control, how did we not think of this! -5% mind control!

Smack smack smack. -4%!

MIND CONTROL SEVERED!


EoTB:
The Vord Queen, freed from her mind control, shrieks and lunges for the Godmodder. The Godmodder tries to fend her off but the other vord come to her aid. He goes down in a writhing mass of chitin and rage.

/rollback 2h

Abruptly, everything is gone. The Godmodder falls to the ground with a thump, another hit point missing from his bar, but the Vord are nowhere in sight.

He brushes himself off and stands up.
"Alright you bunch of hooligans, my hit bar just hit the halfway point, and you know what that means.
BOSS TIME."
He slams his hand into the ground and a cyborg thing falls out of the sky... landing right on top of the Godmodder.
"...excuse me."
"Sorry boss."
The Godmodder shoves him off. SCOUTER SUMMONED


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Destroy the Scouter

Scouter [PG][BOSS]: HP: 150,000/150,000. 5,000 x2 ATK. These Readings: 0/3.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 5/10