(x3)Aerial Cannon...aligned.Matrix Systems...online.Memes...Preserved.

LET’S END THIS DECADE WITH A BANG!!

The Godmodder faces the entire ride of Memes from the last Decade!! Nyan Cats!! Keyboard Cats!! Chuck Norris!! And his Successors Shaggy and One-Punch Man, Surprised Pikachu and sans in Smash!! The Harlem Shake and The Floss combine together to form the Harlem Floss and dance on the Godmodder!! Grumpy cat and Gorefield combine forces into an existential Crisis and Horror Threat!! The Godmodder is placed into a dress that’s either black and blue or Gold and White and performs the Ice Bucket Challenge!!

Harmbe in heaven, fuelled with the trillions of “F”s pressed in honour of him and other deaths, reaches out beyond the Grave to smack the Godmodder!!

And finally, the entirety of the Area 51 Crusade, comes in with their stolen Goods, as millions of sans appear with Megalovania, which is Unbreakable like Diamonds as its remixes over and over and over and it’s beats are swapped over and over again. That’s right we’ve heard this story over and over again. Steven Universe comes in!! And becomes a Worm. Oh worm?? Skitter comes in, along with Weaver and Khepri. Meanwhile the Crusaders stab themselves with Stand Arrows and invoke that their stands are like each other, copying their powers until All are One. A Beacon is lit, and the Transformers arrive with their Sacred Weapons and a Treasure Box, from within the Box comes the JuJu, bringing Out the entire Homestuck Cast to the Fray.

A moment of silence...

And all Descend onto the Godmodder in a flurry of Memes, Fandoms and the Last Days of the Decade.

TRG 3 CP

Announcement: I have modified things a little bit to keep track of players/CP, and also re-added the itinerary because I realized I was forgetting about it.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 26 2019, 10:15 PM)

FOCUS: I freeze the water with an Ice-9 based freeze ray, turning Everything Being On Water into Everything Being On Ice. My freeze ray also catches the Godmodder, locking him in place and making him vulnerable to the next attack.

Everything is now On Ice, unfortunately this event is so traumatic that it kills the Everything Being On Water/Ice.

You freeze the Godmodder in place, making him more vulnerable to attacks!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 26 2019, 10:19 PM)

Action 1: I look and see that everything is still burning up. I flip the world upside down. Now Fire is On Everything. Everything ceases to burn up, instead, the fire everythings down until none of it remains. Action 2: I have been given a prophecy by the stars, and I intend to fulfill it: So, while the Godmodder is held in place by the freeze ray, Waluigi descends from the heavens. He's two months late for Inktober, and Waluigi does not like this. He draws a cleaver and splits the Godmodder in two from head to toe, then takes his blood and inks a legion of 30 other Waluigi drawings as his minions. Together, they launch a devastating combo attack worthy of the Final Smash they never got. Action 3: I summon a totally generic 1-action entity. Let's see how big this thing is. And even what it is.

Everything is No Longer on Fire. This causes the Everything Being On Fire to die.
No more fire.

The Waluigis descend from heaven, and partnered with karpinsky's freeze-ray action... carve a very nice ice sculpture of the Godmodder. How nice.

You summon a Perfectly Generic Object!
The Godmodder taps you on the shoulder and reminds you that as you yourself previous stated, mind control is a thing. He now owns your perfectly generic object

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 26 2019, 10:32 PM)

(x3)Aerial Cannon...aligned.Matrix Systems...online.Memes...Preserved. LET’S END THIS DECADE WITH A BANG!! The Godmodder faces the entire ride of Memes from the last Decade!! Nyan Cats!! Keyboard Cats!! Chuck Norris!! And his Successors Shaggy and One-Punch Man, Surprised Pikachu and sans in Smash!! The Harlem Shake and The Floss combine together to form the Harlem Floss and dance on the Godmodder!! Grumpy cat and Gorefield combine forces into an existential Crisis and Horror Threat!! The Godmodder is placed into a dress that’s either black and blue or Gold and White and performs the Ice Bucket Challenge!! Harmbe in heaven, fuelled with the trillions of “F”s pressed in honour of him and other deaths, reaches out beyond the Grave to smack the Godmodder!! And finally, the entirety of the Area 51 Crusade, comes in with their stolen Goods, as millions of sans appear with Megalovania, which is Unbreakable like Diamonds as its remixes over and over and over and it’s beats are swapped over and over again. That’s right we’ve heard this story over and over again. Steven Universe comes in!! And becomes a Worm. Oh worm?? Skitter comes in, along with Weaver and Khepri. Meanwhile the Crusaders stab themselves with Stand Arrows and invoke that their stands are like each other, copying their powers until All are One. A Beacon is lit, and the Transformers arrive with their Sacred Weapons and a Treasure Box, from within the Box comes the JuJu, bringing Out the entire Homestuck Cast to the Fray. A moment of silence... And all Descend onto the Godmodder in a flurry of Memes, Fandoms and the Last Days of the Decade.

The Godmodder catches cancer from all the outdated memes and dies for 1 damage.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Dec 26 2019, 10:33 PM)

TRG 3 CP

#HashtagsAreCool


EoTB:
The Godmodder, realizing that hardly anything is going on, punts the perfectly generic object. It ricochets off of two walls and then slams into someone's head, disrupting one of their actions next round (if a focused action is hit it will be weakened slightly.)


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 8/10
Perfectly Generic Object [PG]: HP: 1,000/1,000.

TRG 6 CP

(x3)I eat the Perfectly Generic Object.

FOCUS: +3 CP

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Dec 27 2019, 04:40 PM)

TRG 6 CP

You charge three more CP. Your cpu has fallen asleep.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 27 2019, 05:29 PM)

(x3)I eat the Perfectly Generic Object.

As the only person to have a targetable action, the PGO cancels your attack flies right into your mouth and is devoured. It tastes kinda bland.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 27 2019, 05:42 PM)

FOCUS: +3 CP

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.


EoTB:
The Godmodder decides that since people have apparently forgotten how to destroy godmodders he's going to make a little money on the side and steal two random CP charging actions this next round.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 8/10

Action 1: I create a bomb disguised as a CP charging action. When the Godmodder steals it, it goes off and blows him up.

Action 2: I summon a Perfectly Unique Entity and copyright it immediately. If the Godmodder steals it, he'll face the wrath of my corporate lawyers.

Action 3: I cast Channel Magic, swapping status effects between the Godmodder and TRG's cpu. TRG's cpu wakes up, while the Godmodder falls asleep. I then send out a Darkrai, whose Bad Dreams ability causes the Godmodder to suffer damage due to being asleep, with a Dark Pulse thrown in for good measure.

FOCUS: With my 6 CP (3 from last turn, 3 from this turn), I summon a Vord Queen Larva.

If we protect her until she grows up, she will consume the battlefield, Godmodder included, and we will win.

A robber jumps onto the Godmodders back and punches him repeatedly in the spine

“GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! ALL OF IT! I WANT THE MONEY! GIVE ME MONEY! I NEED MONEY! I DESERVE MONEY! GIVE ME THE RUCKING MONEY! MONEY!”

he then tears out the Godmodders hair with his teeth

(x3) the godmodder is under the sea, in my mac and cheese, burning in hell which is my hydro oven, which plasmalise my food, causing the Godmodder to become a Pancake of epic proportions, fed to my pet black hole and devoured eternally for all eternity as the laws of cause and effect break down.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 28 2019, 03:38 PM)

Action 1: I create a bomb disguised as a CP charging action. When the Godmodder steals it, it goes off and blows him up. Action 2: I summon a Perfectly Unique Entity and copyright it immediately. If the Godmodder steals it, he'll face the wrath of my corporate lawyers. Action 3: I cast Channel Magic, swapping status effects between the Godmodder and TRG's cpu. TRG's cpu wakes up, while the Godmodder falls asleep. I then send out a Darkrai, whose Bad Dreams ability causes the Godmodder to suffer damage due to being asleep, with a Dark Pulse thrown in for good measure.

Since nobody else charged anything, the Godmodder steals the CP bomb by default and explodes violently! 1 damage!

You summon the perfectly unique entity. In a cruel twist of fate, the Godmodder pretends to steal this entity in a magnificent ploy that results in him stealing your lawyers instead!

the Godmodder takes no damage from the nightmares. He IS the nightmares. Darkrai explodes.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 28 2019, 04:12 PM)

FOCUS: With my 6 CP (3 from last turn, 3 from this turn), I summon a Vord Queen Larva. If we protect her until she grows up, she will consume the battlefield, Godmodder included, and we will win.

6 CP expended! Vord Queen summoned, in five rounds she will trigger the Vordsplosion ability which will be guarenteed™ to kill the godmodder!
You have to protect her for that long first though!

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Dec 28 2019, 04:16 PM)

A robber jumps onto the Godmodders back and punches him repeatedly in the spine “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! ALL OF IT! I WANT THE MONEY! GIVE ME MONEY! I NEED MONEY! I DESERVE MONEY! GIVE ME THE RUCKING MONEY! MONEY!” he then tears out the Godmodders hair with his teeth

The Godmodder has no money on him! The robber abruptly realizes this and walks away dejectedly. He pulled out his special spine punching technique for no reason...

Meanwhile the godmodder laughs in "I lied".

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 28 2019, 06:16 PM)

(x3) the godmodder is under the sea, in my mac and cheese, burning in hell which is my hydro oven, which plasmalise my food, causing the Godmodder to become a Pancake of epic proportions, fed to my pet black hole and devoured eternally for all eternity as the laws of cause and effect break down.

The Godmodder failed surrealism 101 and stamps the F across this entire attack, causing it to fail.


EoTB:
The perfectly unique entity launches a special snowflake at Splashcat's Lawyers, dealing 7,000 damage to them.
The Vordqueen waits...
Splashcat's lawyers place down a copyright claim on the perfectly unique entity! If you don't do something to stop them the Godmodder will claim it as his own!
The Godmodder notices the vord queen. A bug infestation? On his battlefield? He thinks NOT. He summons a SWAT Team to deal with the Queen.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Protect the Vord Queen!

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 7/10
SWAT Team [PG]: HP: 80,000/80,000. Exterminators: 0/3.
Splashcat's Lawyers [PG]: HP: 33,000/40,000
Perfectly Unique Entity [AG]: HP: 15,001/15,001
Vord Queen [AG]: HP: 60,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: 1/5

FOCUS:

I place down an Electric Wall around the Vord Queen. The next entity to attack her will have their attack disrupted and be zapped, taking damage.

FOCUS

A strike team of pirates shows up with their reels of red tape to tie the Copyright Lawyers the heck up.

[stun attack]

The Perfectly Unique Entity will launch an onslaught on the SWAT Team. Because just "attacking" them is too cliche'd.

Action 1: I reveal that I had copyrighted my corporate lawyers, and launch a copyright claim against the Godmodder, demanding he give my lawyers back. The lawyers are bound by contract to represent me, but are also PG, forcing them to represent the Godmodder! Their brains are fried as they are forced to be the prosecution, the defense, the witnesses and the damages at the same time.

Action 2: I protect the Vord Queen behind a giant sign reading "TRIAL 3".

Action 3: I steal the S from the SWAT Team's name, leaving it the WAT Team. What team? I don't see any team around here. Only a bunch of pumpkins.

(x2)Splashcat’s Lawyers are bow smacked under a giant hammer, a Judge’s Hammer in fact. The irony makes this deal even more damage!!

(x1)The SWAT/WAT Team tries to close the distance to the Vord Queen to Attack but a Tornado pops up nowhere to kill them.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 30 2019, 01:38 PM)

FOCUS: I place down an Electric Wall around the Vord Queen. The next entity to attack her will have their attack disrupted and be zapped, taking damage.

You place an electric wall down around the Vord Queen!

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Dec 30 2019, 02:01 PM)

FOCUS A strike team of pirates shows up with their reels of red tape to tie the Copyright Lawyers the heck up. [stun attack]

The Copyright Lawyers found themselves bound in the red tape, disrupting their attempts on Splashcat's entity's freedom!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 30 2019, 02:14 PM)

The Perfectly Unique Entity will launch an onslaught on the SWAT Team. Because just "attacking" them is too cliche'd. Action 1: I reveal that I had copyrighted my corporate lawyers, and launch a copyright claim against the Godmodder, demanding he give my lawyers back. The lawyers are bound by contract to represent me, but are also PG, forcing them to represent the Godmodder! Their brains are fried as they are forced to be the prosecution, the defense, the witnesses and the damages at the same time. Action 2: I protect the Vord Queen behind a giant sign reading "TRIAL 3". Action 3: I steal the S from the SWAT Team's name, leaving it the WAT Team. What team? I don't see any team around here. Only a bunch of pumpkins.

Your lawyer's brains all melt out their ears. This deals 10,000 damage to them.

"Now doesn't that bring back memories."

The now-renamed WAT Team loses 8,000 health as several of its members are replaced with pumpkins.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 30 2019, 06:38 PM)

(x2)Splashcat’s Lawyers are bow smacked under a giant hammer, a Judge’s Hammer in fact. The irony makes this deal even more damage!! (x1)The SWAT/WAT Team tries to close the distance to the Vord Queen to Attack but a Tornado pops up nowhere to kill them.

15,000 damage!

You summon a defensive tornado to stall the WAT Team!


EoTB:
Pionobob reshuffles the ordering of the entities to make it easier to remember which goes when.
The Perfectly Unique Entity assaults the WAT Team with special little snowflakes, dealing 7,000 damage!
The Vord Queen continues to watch as she spent all her attack points into the charged ability.

Splashcat's Lawyers renew their assault, catching up the perfectly unique object up in red tape much like that which was used to bind them this round. If the red tape isn't cut it'll throttle the PUE entirely!
The WAT Team makes a beeline for the Vord Queen, but between electric fences, giant sign posts, and a freak tornado all they accomplish is taking 10,000 damage.
The Godmodder, irritated that his best team failed to take on the Queen, walks over to her and slaps her with a giant fly swatter for 15K damage!


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Protect the Vord Queen!

Perfectly Unique Entity [AG]: HP: 15,001/15,001
Vord Queen [AG]: HP: 45,000/60,000. Vordsplosion: 2/5
WAT Team [PG]: HP: 55,000/80,000. Exterminators: 1/3.
Splashcat's Lawyers [PG]: HP: 8,000/40,000
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 7/10

FOCUS: I surround the Vord Queen with a trio of Kolto Shells. When she is attacked, the Kolto Shells will intercept the attack and break, absorbing the attack and releasing healing energy onto the Vord Queen.

Consume the Godmodder
The Godmodder obviously counters this, but he doesn’t realize there’s a bomb inside his head now, which was implanted when he was consumed.
After the Godmodder quickly realizes this and removes the bomb, he gets shot
After he deflects the bullet, he gets punched in the face.

(x1)I summon a Defensive Piano that protects the Vord Queen with a Musical Shield

(x1) the Lawyers are now dead, as a random pink elephants falls onto them

(x1)I cut through the Red Tape with a Green Quillswod, simultaneously filling in all blanks and fields that are needed with Ink derived from a green sun, and also cutting through the completed forms, freeing the PUE