+ 2 CP, and inflicting the pain of irrelevance upon the Godmodder because I'm not even bothering to charge with all of my actions!

(Actually two actions of charging and a 1 action attack built around, well, see above.)

The Force Elemental Gang will attack the whichever PG entity has the most health (I'm doing this to try to maximize DoT value, though I doubt it'll matter too much), breaking ties in favor of the Gravity Elemental.

Action 1: I debug the Physics Glitch. However, because it's a glitch, not a bug, this creates -1 bugs, i.e. a bug made of antimatter! I throw the antimatter bug at the Gravity Elemental, because this was secretly never even an attack on the Physics Glitch at all!

Action 2: I CHAOS DUNK the Incoming Meteorino into the Gravity Elemental.

Action 3: I get Uriel and Sohu to patch the Physics Glitch with their knowledge of Celestial Kabbalah. They do a pretty good job of it, although they accidentally make all the rivers in the world run backwards in the process.

Welcome aboard, friends with a questionable lifespan!

~I hand each of the swarmy rocks a can of A&W as promised, equipping them with 46 carbohydrates each and a plethora of caffeine.

I take note of the physics glitch's lack of will and being tossed around like a hot potato of death. Empathy initiated

~I put one foot on each of the swarmy rocks, and then fly towards the physics glitch to give it a hug full of pity and compassion

You are not worthless. You have a choice. You were brought into this world for a reason, and you have the power to shape it your way

I provide the physics glitch a body, rather than just being a conceptual noun. Merging the swarmy rocks with the physics glitch. If successful, the reborn entity should inherit the buffs carbo loaded, and caffinated

Charges:5

(x2)I take in the Broken Physics, this harms the Physics Glitch as I absorb the source of its power!!

(x1)With the Power of Broken Physics, I use ZA WARUDO !!.

Time pauses for the next 10 seconds, I approach the Godmodder and...

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!

I punch the Godmodder a few billion times in that stopped time before time unfreezes. While he recovered from the punches, i then drop the MUDAs onto him and below him, reversing gravity to crush him between the 2 MUDAs

+3 CP

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Jan 16 2020, 01:21 PM)

+ 2 CP, and inflicting the pain of irrelevance upon the Godmodder because I'm not even bothering to charge with all of my actions! (Actually two actions of charging and a 1 action attack built around, well, see above.)

The Godmodder points out that technically he's been doing stuff while you have not. Counter-inflicting the pain of irrelevance upon you instead.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 16 2020, 02:28 PM)

The Force Elemental Gang will attack the whichever PG entity has the most health (I'm doing this to try to maximize DoT value, though I doubt it'll matter too much), breaking ties in favor of the Gravity Elemental. Action 1: I debug the Physics Glitch. However, because it's a glitch, not a bug, this creates -1 bugs, i.e. a bug made of antimatter! I throw the antimatter bug at the Gravity Elemental, because this was secretly never even an attack on the Physics Glitch at all! Action 2: I CHAOS DUNK the Incoming Meteorino into the Gravity Elemental. Action 3: I get Uriel and Sohu to patch the Physics Glitch with their knowledge of Celestial Kabbalah. They do a pretty good job of it, although they accidentally make all the rivers in the world run backwards in the process.

Oh no! The old bait and switch! 10K damage to the gravity elemental.

4000 damage to both! Meteorino destroyed!

7,000 damage to the physics glitch

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Jan 16 2020, 02:46 PM)

Welcome aboard, friends with a questionable lifespan! ~I hand each of the swarmy rocks a can of A&W as promised, equipping them with 46 carbohydrates each and a plethora of caffeine. I take note of the physics  glitch's lack of will and being tossed around like a hot potato of death. Empathy initiated ~I put one foot on each of the swarmy rocks, and then fly towards the physics glitch to give it a hug full of pity and compassion You are not worthless. You have a choice. You were brought into this world for a reason, and you have the power to shape it your way I provide the physics glitch a body, rather than just being a conceptual noun. Merging the  swarmy rocks with the physics glitch. If successful, the reborn entity should inherit the buffs carbo loaded, and caffinated Charges:5

You equip the swarmy rocks with CAFFEINE. This will probably end badly.

You fly towards the physics glitch to give it a hug, but due to a rounding error in the velocity engine, slam into it at mach 10, dealing 9,000 damage.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 16 2020, 06:06 PM)

(x2)I take in the Broken Physics, this harms the Physics Glitch as I absorb the source of its power!! (x1)With the Power of Broken Physics, I use ZA WARUDO !!. Time pauses for the next 10 seconds, I approach the Godmodder and... MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!! I punch the Godmodder a few billion times in that stopped time before time unfreezes. While he recovered from the punches, i then drop the MUDAs onto him and below him, reversing gravity to crush him between the 2 MUDAs

The physics glitch screams in garbled nonsense as its source of power evaporates. As its power evaporates, so too does the physics glitch.

It turns out it truly is MUDA, the Godmodder takes 1 damage.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 17 2020, 10:30 AM)

+3 CP

I should start doing hashtags again or something.

EoTB:
The entire force of the AG entities get together and perform a super combo that translates into throwing the swarmy rocks and meson mephit at the gravity elemental repeatedly until it cries uncle. 9,250 damage.

The Gravity Elemental, realizing that its time has come, sends one last pulse of ultra gravity at the elemental force gang, dealing 8,000 damage. It takes 500 more damage from the radiation sickness.

The Godmodder looks around. He congratulates you all on clearing out his forces so efficiently, so efficiently that he has an offer for you.
He summons an ENORMOUS BOMB.
This enormous bomb will obviously do enormous amounts of damage to the battlefield, BUT, if it detonates, it will also deal a free point of damage to the Godmodder. All you guys have to do is place your bets on how much you'll need to do to protect your entities. You could even try and detonate it early.


Itinerary:
Destroy the Godmodder!
Decide what to do with the bomb.

Force Elemental Gang [AG]: HP: 3,000/25,000. ATK: 1,250 + Radiation Sickness. Electric Charge. Quark Confinement.
Meson Mephit x2 [AG]: HP: 1,000/1,000. (x2) ATK: 250. (x2)
Gerald [AG]: HP: 10,500/25,000. ATK: 6,000
Swarmy Rocks x2 [AG]: HP: 4,000/4,000 (x2). ATK: 1,000 (x2). Caffeinated.
ENORMOUS BOMB [H]: HP: 150,000/150,000. EXPLOSION!!!! 0/2
Gravity Elemental [PG]: HP: 5,750/40,000. ATK: 8,000. Radiation Sickness 1 round.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 2/10

[1x] I use a cunning gag to prick the Godmodder’s pocket, killing it. While the Godmodder is mourning the loss of his pocket, I steal the gravity slider.

[1x+1CP] While the Godmodder is still in mourning, I duct-tape the bomb onto him.

[1x+2CP] I slide the gravity slider back up and invite all the AGs and their entities to hop onto Gerald. When they are all on, I shove the gravity slider below normal gravity levels, causing Gerald to ascend faster than before, so we can escape the bomb’s explosion. If the Godmodder somehow latches on, I whack him off with a ban-cy santa.

I am naming you guys, which can fly at mach 10 apparently under the influence of caffeine. You are Mack, and you are Brussel Sprout

~~~~~First I spend all my remaining charges flying on Mack and Brussel Sprout to each of the AG entities sequentially, providing a temporary shield aura, which should protect against any damage for x hits, where x is the number the gm decides is fair.

This probably will have no consequences whatsoever

~~~I then disregard everyone's plans like a usual AG and spend my 3 actions to prematurely detonate the ENORMOUS BOMB.

FIRE IN THE WHOLE... BATTLEFIELD

charges:0

(x1)While the Godmodder is recovering from the bomb, I proceed to point out that it’s a Homestuck Reference, as the Tumor is also a Giant Bomb that explodes everything, however, instead of mere destruction, it also brings a new creation:the Green Sun. Thus, in an act of Circumstantial Simultaneity, as the Bomb explodes, a new Sun is created; a miniature Judgement whose Light of Law shines upon everyone. It pauses.


“FUCK YOU!!”

It then hurtles towards the Godmodder and promptly creates a second Giant Explosion with its Dying Law being that the Godmodder Must Die NOW.


(x1)The Paper scraps from a previous Attack against the Godmodder rises...although they are shattered by the Godmodder’s Hands, they shall perform their last act of sacrifice, they set fire onto themselves and throw themselves at the Godmodder, distracting him.


(x1)I become a Giant Dragon and take to the skies, this does nothing and wastes an action but I want to have fun.

+3 CP

I charge 3 SCP. They're like CP, but Special!

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jan 17 2020, 04:42 PM)

[1x] I use a cunning gag to prick the Godmodder’s pocket, killing it. While the Godmodder is mourning the loss of his pocket, I steal the gravity slider. [1x+1CP] While the Godmodder is still in mourning, I duct-tape the bomb onto him. [1x+2CP] I slide the gravity slider back up and invite all the AGs and their entities to hop onto Gerald. When they are all on, I shove the gravity slider below normal gravity levels, causing Gerald to ascend faster than before, so we can escape the bomb’s explosion. If the Godmodder somehow latches on, I whack him off with a ban-cy santa.

The Godmodder, mourning his pocket, is unable to stop you from stealing the gravity slider.

However, none of the other AGs respond to your offer to ascend with you, so you and Gerald A S C E N D out of the way on your own. Gerald immune to bomb.

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Jan 17 2020, 05:28 PM)

I am naming you guys, which can fly at mach 10 apparently under the influence of caffeine. You are Mack, and you are Brussel Sprout ~~~~~First I spend all my remaining charges flying on Mack and Brussel Sprout to each of the AG entities sequentially, providing a temporary shield aura, which should protect against any damage for x hits, where x is the number the gm decides is fair. This probably will have no consequences whatsoever ~~~I then disregard everyone's plans like a usual AG and spend my 3 actions to prematurely detonate the ENORMOUS BOMB. FIRE IN THE WHOLE... BATTLEFIELD charges:0

You expend your CP but find it's only enough to protect one entity like that. Since you said 'sequentially' I'm going to assume you target the first one in the list with it, the Force Elemental Gang.

You absolute madlad, you progress the ENORMOUS BOMB's charge up by one! It will now detonate this round!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 17 2020, 06:44 PM)

(x1)While the Godmodder is recovering from the bomb, I proceed to point out that it’s a Homestuck Reference, as the Tumor is also a Giant Bomb that explodes everything, however, instead of mere destruction, it also brings a new creation:the Green Sun. Thus, in an act of Circumstantial Simultaneity, as the Bomb explodes, a new Sun is created; a miniature Judgement whose Light of Law shines upon everyone. It pauses. “FUCK YOU!!” It then hurtles towards the Godmodder and promptly creates a second Giant Explosion with its Dying Law being that the Godmodder Must Die NOW. (x1)The Paper scraps from a previous Attack against the Godmodder rises...although they are shattered by the Godmodder’s Hands, they shall perform their last act of sacrifice, they set fire onto themselves and throw themselves at the Godmodder, distracting him. (x1)I become a Giant Dragon and take to the skies, this does nothing and wastes an action but I want to have fun.

Your explosion pushes up the ENORMOUS BOMB's power even further and detonates it immediately. Two giant explosions ring out across the battlefield and all turns to white...

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 18 2020, 01:29 PM)

+3 CP

Fortunately enormous explosions don't interfere with charging.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 18 2020, 01:34 PM)

I charge 3 SCP. They're like CP, but Special!

churg

EoTB:
The ringing from the explosions dies down. Gerald and Fuffy, far above, look down at the carnage and enormous crater. Through the dust they pick out the barely still standing form of the Elemental Force Gang, hit by a one-two of explosions that nearly popped their shield prematurely. No other entities but Gerald have survived.

And then as the dust settles...
There is an enormous tank.
"Alright boys and girls and nonbinaries and tems this has been fun but I think it's about time we finished things up with a BANG, don't you think?"


Itinerary:
Destroy THE TANK so you can get at the Godmodder!

Force Elemental Gang [AG]: HP: 3,000/27,000. ATK: 1,500 + Radiation Sickness. Electric Charge. Quark Confinement.
Gerald [AG]: HP: 10,500/25,000. ATK: 6,000
THE TANK [PG][FINAL BOSS]:
Chassis HP: 150,000/150,000.
Cockpit HP: 50,000/50,000. ATK: x1 Godmodder action.
Main Gun HP: 50,000/50,000. ATK: 20,000
Armor Plating HP: 250,000/250,000
Fuselage HP: 50,000/50,000
Shield Generator HP: 75,000/75,000. Regens shields
Side Guns x2. HP: 25,000/25,000 (x2). ATK: 10,000 (x2)
Shields. HP: 20,000/20,000.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 1/10. Inside THE TANK

Action 1: I realize that this tank isn't an Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank this time, and therefore is vulnerable to Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris pops by the battlefield and delivers a kick that could shatter bones into the Main Gun.

Action 2: That's covered the Chuck Norris part, but what about the Anti- and Turret parts? I summon an Anti-Turret, i.e. a turret made of antimatter, and slam it down onto the Main Gun turret. The turret and anti-turret annihilate in a destructive explosion.

Action 3 + Entity Orders: I point out that the tank is only one part of a balanced RPG class diet, and channel the power of Healer to heal the Force Elemental Gang, who then delivers some DPS directly onto the Main Gun!

FOCUS plus, you know, all my CP

I set up the Smug Bug problem.

The Smug Bug problem runs as follows (there would be a diagram but we had budget cuts):

A bug (or in this case, THE TANK) is hiding at the end of a little hole in a wall. The hole is L meters deep.

A massive rivet is hurtling at relativistic speeds towards the hole. The rivet is 2L/3 meters long, so from THE TANK's perspective it will only penetrate 2L/3 meters into the hole before its flange gets caught and it has to stop. This means THE TANK believes it is safe.

Now let's consider the rivet's reference frame, since one of the tenets of special relativity is that no reference frame is privileged over the other. In the rivet's frame, due to length contraction, the hole isn't very deep at all. In fact, the rivet will hit THE TANK from its perspective, before it can fully decelerate.

So who's right?

You would think THE TANK would be right. But information only propagates at the speed of light. So the end of the rivet that's deepest in the hole doesn't "know" that the flange has gotten caught, and it keeps going... and hits THE TANK at relativistic speeds, in a confined space.

I wouldn't want to be in THE TANK when that happens.

(NOTE: I found a website explaining the resolution in more detail here: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/what-...lativity.57063/
Feel free to consult it as necessary)

Oh yay, the Force Elemental Gang survived!

[FOCUS] GERALD! GUYS! EXECUTE GIANT ANIME ROBOT TRANSFORMATION!

I begin a GIANT ANIME ROBOT TRANSFORMATION! Gerald and I form THE HEAD, which doubles as a GALACTABULGE SUPER ROBOT! I sacrifice the GRAVITY SLIDER to get its electronics, which allows the THE HEAD/GALACTABULGE SUPER ROBOT to have the PHYSICS element!

(basically, entity orders+focused action+any other actions I have because I don’t know how focused actions work to create a galactabulge super robot, and I also sacrificed the gravity slider to give it more power.)

Anytime King Fluffy
Is that... IT IS. THE BAAANEBLAAAAAAAADE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU

~~~I create a Baneblade(disguised as bob's tank)

░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
I███████████████████].
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤

I know that isn't actually a Baneblade, but THIS is

It does bonus damage against heresy

Also can someone tell me what Gerald is?

(x1)I call Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked The Tank in its Shield Generator

(x1)I fall upon the Highest Power there is, I call upon Mr Rogers himself, and call him for the Greatest Smite to the Side Guns there are


(x1)I Call upon Bob’s Tank and unleash his Copypasta across all of the Battlefield, before, as one, they all fire at the Shield Generator

+3 CP

Note: the fuselage has been renamed to fuel tank because a fuselage is actually the main body of an airplane, not actually where they keep the fuel. My bad.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Jan 18 2020, 02:04 PM)

Action 1: I realize that this tank isn't an Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank this time, and therefore is vulnerable to Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris pops by the battlefield and delivers a kick that could shatter bones into the Main Gun. Action 2: That's covered the Chuck Norris part, but what about the Anti- and Turret parts? I summon an Anti-Turret, i.e. a turret made of antimatter, and slam it down onto the Main Gun turret. The turret and anti-turret annihilate in a destructive explosion. Action 3 + Entity Orders: I point out that the tank is only one part of a balanced RPG class diet, and channel the power of Healer to heal the Force Elemental Gang, who then delivers some DPS directly onto the Main Gun!

9,000 Chuck Norris damage. To the shield.

You toss your anti-turret into THE TANK, dealing another 8,000 damage to the shield.

You heal up the Force Elemental Gang by 7,000 health!

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jan 18 2020, 02:13 PM)

FOCUS plus, you know, all my CP I set up the Smug Bug problem. The Smug Bug problem runs as follows (there would be a diagram but we had budget cuts): A bug (or in this case, THE TANK) is hiding at the end of a little hole in a wall. The hole is L meters deep. A massive rivet is hurtling at relativistic speeds towards the hole. The rivet is 2L/3 meters long, so from THE TANK's perspective it will only penetrate 2L/3 meters into the hole before its flange gets caught and it has to stop. This means THE TANK believes it is safe. Now let's consider the rivet's reference frame, since one of the tenets of special relativity is that no reference frame is privileged over the other. In the rivet's frame, due to length contraction, the hole isn't very deep at all. In fact, the rivet will hit THE TANK from its perspective, before it can fully decelerate. So who's right? You would think THE TANK would be right. But information only propagates at the speed of light. So the end of the rivet that's deepest in the hole doesn't "know" that the flange has gotten caught, and it keeps going... and hits THE TANK at relativistic speeds, in a confined space. I wouldn't want to be in THE TANK when that happens. (NOTE: I found a website explaining the resolution in more detail here: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/what-...lativity.57063/ Feel free to consult it as necessary)

You slam a whopping 133K damage into THE TANK, popping its shield and doing an enormous amount of damage to the Armor Plating.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jan 18 2020, 02:16 PM)

Oh yay, the Force Elemental Gang survived! [FOCUS] GERALD! GUYS! EXECUTE GIANT ANIME ROBOT TRANSFORMATION! I begin a GIANT ANIME ROBOT TRANSFORMATION! Gerald and I form THE HEAD, which doubles as a GALACTABULGE SUPER ROBOT! I sacrifice the GRAVITY SLIDER to get its electronics, which allows the THE HEAD/GALACTABULGE SUPER ROBOT to have the PHYSICS element! (basically, entity orders+focused action+any other actions I have because I don’t know how focused actions work to create a galactabulge super robot, and I also sacrificed the gravity slider to give it more power.)

You form THE HEAD. Because allcaps is in right now. This only provides only a moderate boost because no one else joins you in your transformation, but oh well.

QUOTE (coolestardude @ Jan 18 2020, 03:58 PM)

Anytime King Fluffy Is that... IT IS. THE BAAANEBLAAAAAAAADE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU ~~~I create a Baneblade(disguised as bob's tank) ░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ I know that isn't actually a Baneblade, but THIS is It does bonus damage against heresy Also can someone tell me what Gerald is?

You summon THE BANEBLADE

No.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jan 18 2020, 06:11 PM)

(x1)I call Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan All came out of nowhere lightning fast And they kicked The Tank in its Shield Generator (x1)I fall upon the Highest Power there is, I call upon Mr Rogers himself, and call him for the Greatest Smite to the Side Guns there are (x1)I Call upon Bob’s Tank and unleash his Copypasta across all of the Battlefield, before, as one, they all fire at the Shield Generator

Oh no not the shield generator! 10,000 damage.

Mr. Rogers and his bloodstained sweater descend down, smiting the side guns for 4,000 damage to each. Then he ascends back into the sky.

The power of italian food duplicate tanks deals 7,000 damage to the shield generator.

QUOTE (That-Random-Guy @ Jan 18 2020, 11:09 PM)

+3 CP

Is now really the time for this? Regardless +3 CP

EoTB:
The Force Elemental Gang leverages their attack power at the main gun, but find the Armor Plating is getting in the way, and hit that instead!

THE HEAD uses its robotic laser eyes to blast the armor plating for 8,000 damage. THE BANEBLADE folllows in pursuit, but actually doesn't and targets the shield generator instead for 5,000 damage.

THE TANK takes its turn.

The Godmodder looks at the huge hits the Armor Plating took, and preps a can of FLEX TAPE, and launches it at the armor plating. If it makes contact it will restore most of the armor plating's health!
The Main Gun levels at THE BANEBLADE and fires a powerful blast that shaves off most of its health in one go.
The Shield Generator regenerates the shields.
The side guns unleash a spray of bullets at the top two entities in the list. THE HEAD and Elemental Force Gang both take 10,000 damage.
This unfortunately kills the Elemental Force gang, leaving behind a singular Meson Mephit.


Itinerary:
Destroy THE TANK so you can get at the Godmodder!

Meson Mephit [AG]: HP: 1,000/1,000. ATK: 250
THE HEAD [AG]: HP: 25,000/35,000. ATK: 8,000
THE BANEBLADE [AG] 2,500/22,500.. ATK: 5,000
THE TANK [PG][FINAL BOSS]:
Chassis HP: 150,000/150,000.
Cockpit HP: 50,000/50,000. ATK: x1 Godmodder action.
Main Gun HP: 50,000/50,000. ATK: 20,000
Armor Plating HP: 110,000/250,000. Radiation Sickness 1 round. Can of FLEX TAPE incoming!
Fuel Tank HP: 50,000/50,000
Shield Generator HP: 53,000/75,000. Regens shields
Side Guns x2. HP: 21,000/25,000 (x2). ATK: 10,000 (x2)
Shields. HP: 20,000/20,000.
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 1/10. Inside THE TANK

+3 CP