Welcome to a test session of DTG. After the abrupt and rather dismal end of Goofmodder, I've decided to run a testing session to see if I can run a DTG session at all right now and it was just lack of personal interest in the idea that killed it, or just flat out me not being up to it at the moment.

In this game you will be trying to kill a lower health godmodder than usual. To this end, use any attacks you want.

Rules: (warning, this may get updated occasionally)
0. What the GM says, goes. I will take advice and whatnot but arguing with me or demanding I change things for you is a good way to lose respect and even your place in the game should you become a consistent problem.

1. The standard, you can use whatever attacks against the Godmodder you can think of, but don't expect them to work.

2. Every turn you get 3 actions to spend on whatever you want. These can be focused together for greater power, or saved up in the form of charge points.
2a: No double posting. You can make nullposts but no doubleposting. There has to be space between your posts, otherwise you should just edit it into your older post.

3. The Godmodder, despite being weaker than normal, is still only going to take one damage per hit. Do your best, but don't expect attacks to work multiple times!

4. No helping the Godmodder. PG is not a viable faction this game.

Rules for if I do the full game afterwards:

5: No sign-ups of any kind required, and newbies always welcome! Feel free to just skip right to the most recent post and start doing stuff.

6: Don't try to shoulder the entire army's burden on your shoulders! Generally it's best to pick one objective and stick with it. There'll be an itinerary to help with selecting goals to work on.

7. Have fun! If you're not having fun, then why are you here?




With all of that said...

Itinerary: Destroy the Godmodder!

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 10/10

Action 1: I shoot the Godmodder with a lamethrower. He attempts to block the fire, only to realize I left out the F! He's rendered so lame he's unable to block my next attack.

Action 2: I shoot the Godmodder with a gun that shoots guns that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that...

Action 3: I pick the Godmodder's pocket in a convoluted scheme involving a pickaxe, a lockpick, a pickle, and a picket line.

Action 1: FIREBALL! I toss a fireball to the left of the Godmodder.
Action 2: FIREBALL! I toss a fireball at the Godmodder.
Action 3: I summon a bunny from thin air. (1/4 for Magic!)

(x1)A pineapple is placed on pizza on a bunny placed into a Box, the Resulting Chaos Dunk^2 Flies at the Godmodder

(x1)The Godmodder is me, the Godmodder is you, the Godmodder is under my shoe!! And I step on him, HARD, and I’m wearing High Heels for some reason.

(x1)I play a Piano....+1 CP!!

FOCUS:

A massive mystical Magikarp surfaces in the water that was definitely always there, looming over the entire field and glaring at the Godmodder. It opens its mouth, and out hops... a slightly smaller Magikarp!

You're fairly certain the second Magikarp could not have fit in the larger one without some kind of spatial warping.

The second Magikarp swims forward a ways, then spits out a third Magikarp, slightly smaller in the same proportion to the second as the second was to the first.

Something is definitely up.

The third Magikarp spits out a fourth, and the fourth spits out a fifth. By this time, the innermost Magikarp yet seen is only ten or so stories high.

The fifth spits out a sixth, which spits out a seventh, which spits out an eighth, which spits out a ninth, which spits out a tenth. This tenth Magikarp is about as tall as a person. They've been shrinking faster now.

The tenth spits out an eleventh, which spits out a twelfth, which spits out a thirteenth, final Magikarp. This Magikarp is completely normally sized. It does a few jumps, like a flying fish, even though everyone knows Magikarps can't fly.

One of its leaps takes it near the Godmodder. The Magikarp's jaws open wide, swallowing the Godmodder whole. When its mouth closes, the Magikarp is still normally sized.

The Magikarps start eating each other. The one that ate the Godmodder is eaten by the one that spat it out, and so on up the chain, until the first massive one is all that's left.

This first Magikarp suddenly turns into motes of light, which are sucked into a Pokeball in my hand. The Pokeball is ordinary and ordinarily sized, and shows no sign it's holding anything other than a single normal Magikarp.

I set it down on the ground, then wind up and smash it with my trusty Prohibition Hammer (being a mod has its privileges). Fish guts go everywhere, about as much of them as you'd expect from thirteen oversized Magikarps. The Godmodder also goes everywhere. Coincidentally, he goes so everywhere that he wins the High, Far, Long, and Wide Jump Contest that had just started.

When the Godmodder has pulled himself together, I smack him with the Prohibition Hammer again. This time, I win the Interdimensional Home Run Contest, and he wins the Fastest Organic Spaceship contest. He also ends up on the other side of reality from the fight.

By the time he gets back, I've cleaned up the fish guts and packed them into a single hyperdense bullet, which I shoot him with. He auto-parries, using the Belly of the Whale technique I imparted when I hit him with the hammer. Then the bullet density wears off and the fish guts hit the sides of his stomach, and they are rancid. It did take him three months to get back, and it's not like I went to the trouble of freezing the fish guts or anything.

When he's done throwing up, I'm done attacking.

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 23 2019, 03:47 PM)

Action 1: I shoot the Godmodder with a lamethrower. He attempts to block the fire, only to realize I left out the F! He's rendered so lame he's unable to block my next attack. Action 2: I shoot the Godmodder with a gun that shoots guns that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that... Action 3: I pick the Godmodder's pocket in a convoluted scheme involving a pickaxe, a lockpick, a pickle, and a picket line.

You make the godmodder lame, causing his legs to give out for the duration of your next attack.
Which... does no damage because you forgot to actually shoot him with any bullets.

You pick the godmodder's pocket, obtaining a fireball attraction device!

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Dec 23 2019, 05:06 PM)

Action 1: FIREBALL! I toss a fireball to the left of the Godmodder. Action 2: FIREBALL! I toss a fireball at the Godmodder. Action 3: I summon a bunny from thin air. (1/4 for Magic!)

You toss a fireball, which hits splashcat.
You toss another fireball, which also hits splashcat.
You charge a CP!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 23 2019, 05:48 PM)

(x1)A pineapple is placed on pizza on a bunny placed into a Box, the Resulting Chaos Dunk^2 Flies at the Godmodder (x1)The Godmodder is me, the Godmodder is you, the Godmodder is under my shoe!! And I step on him, HARD, and I’m wearing High Heels for some reason. (x1)I play a Piano....+1 CP!!

The unholy fireball from the almighty CHAOS DUNK SQUARED... hits splashcat because of the fireball attractor.

If the Godmodder is you then that means you are the Godmodder. You step on yourself in high heels and promptly regret your life decisions.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 23 2019, 06:38 PM)

FOCUS: A massive mystical Magikarp surfaces in the water that was definitely always there, looming over the entire field and glaring at the Godmodder. It opens its mouth, and out hops... a slightly smaller Magikarp! You're fairly certain the second Magikarp could not have fit in the larger one without some kind of spatial warping. The second Magikarp swims forward a ways, then spits out a third Magikarp, slightly smaller in the same proportion to the second as the second was to the first. Something is definitely up. The third Magikarp spits out a fourth, and the fourth spits out a fifth. By this time, the innermost Magikarp yet seen is only ten or so stories high. The fifth spits out a sixth, which spits out a seventh, which spits out an eighth, which spits out a ninth, which spits out a tenth. This tenth Magikarp is about as tall as a person. They've been shrinking faster now. The tenth spits out an eleventh, which spits out a twelfth, which spits out a thirteenth, final Magikarp. This Magikarp is completely normally sized. It does a few jumps, like a flying fish, even though everyone knows Magikarps can't fly. One of its leaps takes it near the Godmodder. The Magikarp's jaws open wide, swallowing the Godmodder whole. When its mouth closes, the Magikarp is still normally sized. The Magikarps start eating each other. The one that ate the Godmodder is eaten by the one that spat it out, and so on up the chain, until the first massive one is all that's left. This first Magikarp suddenly turns into motes of light, which are sucked into a Pokeball in my hand. The Pokeball is ordinary and ordinarily sized, and shows no sign it's holding anything other than a single normal Magikarp. I set it down on the ground, then wind up and smash it with my trusty Prohibition Hammer (being a mod has its privileges). Fish guts go everywhere, about as much of them as you'd expect from thirteen oversized Magikarps. The Godmodder also goes everywhere. Coincidentally, he goes so everywhere that he wins the High, Far, Long, and Wide Jump Contest that had just started. When the Godmodder has pulled himself together, I smack him with the Prohibition Hammer again. This time, I win the Interdimensional Home Run Contest, and he wins the Fastest Organic Spaceship contest. He also ends up on the other side of reality from the fight. By the time he gets back, I've cleaned up the fish guts and packed them into a single hyperdense bullet, which I shoot him with. He auto-parries, using the Belly of the Whale technique I imparted when I hit him with the hammer. Then the bullet density wears off and the fish guts hit the sides of his stomach, and they are rancid. It did take him three months to get back, and it's not like I went to the trouble of freezing the fish guts or anything. When he's done throwing up, I'm done attacking.

The Godmodder looks at the size of your post in utter disbelief. The game has just started my dude!
He rolls the whole thing up into a tl;dr, smokes it, and throws it in the garbage. Said garbage can now smells strongly of fish guts, and so does the Godmodder, but he remains unperturbed.


EoTB:
The Godmodder mashes taunt.

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 10/10

Action 1: In a straightfoward plan involving scab workers, Rick Sanchez, a padlock and a drill, I unpick the Godmodder's pocket, planting the Fireball Attractor back inside it. Then I Fireball the Godmodder.

Action 2: I also Waterball, Earthball, Airball and Aetherball him for good measure. The other elements don't get nearly the spherical representation they deserve.

Action 3: I summon a fence post, with a sign on it saying "Test post, please ignore." The Godmodder, of course, suspects a trap and pays attention to it anyways. While he's distracted paying attention to it, I hit him with another fence post.

(x1)I, me, I, Paradoxdragonpaci, the Seeker of the World, Piano Player, Archivist of the Unknown, have plunged myself repeatedly down into the darkest depths of my own primordial psyche and found there — at the tangled root of the spiraling garden of my dreams — a place where the real world and the world of Imagination twist together into a bottle without shape or form and there one may fold through the What is Not into the Is.

I have made my dreams a blueprint for reality. This Blueprint, a Paradoxical Creation of What is Not and What that Is, is an extremely sharp sheet of Paper, sharper then any piece of normal paper.

In playing as a God, I’ve discovered myself to be one in some unknown universe. And who better? And who else?
There was never one better qualified; no, not among all the scattered stars.

Therefore, the Godmodder, as a Modder of ME, attempts to Mod my sheet of Paper as it hovers menacingly before him as it inches closer and closer. However, his attempts are as fruitless as the old branches of the Featherfruit tree, and he cannot mod the Paper, not before it comes too close, too near...and sliced open a paper cut into, not only his mortal flesh, but his immortal soul and Will. A Cut that resonates throughout his entire body and makes him know the Nature of his Impending Doom.

FOCUS

You know what's flammable?

Actually, hang on, I have to check this one.

I open up a massive Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink and start looking through it. It's massive, so I use the Godmodder as a book stand. He's kind of getting crushed under the weight, but that's fine.

I check the entry on fish guts, but it turns out that Magikarp guts are specifically under the Pokemon entry, in a different volume. So I leave the first volume resting on the Godmodder and get out the Pokemon volume, resting it on the first one on the Godmodder, and look through it.

Turns out Magikarp guts aren't flammable. Dangit.

But here's the thing! The Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink directly reflects reality! If I edit it, reality will change to match! So I edit it to say that Magikarp guts are flammable. And now they are!

With that done, I light the trash can and its contents on fire and dump it on the Godmodder, who also catches fire thanks to his being covered in Magikarp guts.

Then, for insult to injury, I roast a dozen marshmallows over the flaming Godmodder, make smores out of all of them, and refuse to let him have any.

(X1)I call upon the power of the Green Pun and the Red Bun, and combine them in a Paradoxical Catalystic Reaction to create a Spiral Joke Bun, which is incredibly useless for nearly anything and everything and the 2 forces within it nullify each other. However... it’s so mundane that the only useful thing that can be done with it is to reinforce the fabric of space and time. Which I do.

This sets up my Ultimate Move, I tape one(1) small Knife onto one(1) Wooden Baseball Bat and it suddenly becomes the Pogo Baseball Stabber courtesy of a sudden tide of Spring Energy. I bounce it around for 11 attacks onto the Ground before using the 12th to launch myself at such incredibly high speeds, I Warp space-time, since this is an intended effect, it’s not blocked by the Spiral Joke Bun. However; the Godmodder cannot teleport this Attack away due to it. Ergo, with my 13th Attack, which, I, cosplaying Giovanni(the one with Soup, not the Boss of Team Rocket), crash into the Godmodder with the 13th Attack for critical damage!!

(x1)I then consume the Spiral Joke Bun and play Giovanna’s(the one with a Dream) Theme on the Piono Piano...+1 cp!! CP:2

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 23 2019, 10:06 PM)

Action 1: In a straightfoward plan involving scab workers, Rick Sanchez, a padlock and a drill, I unpick the Godmodder's pocket, planting the Fireball Attractor back inside it. Then I Fireball the Godmodder. Action 2: I also Waterball, Earthball, Airball and Aetherball him for good measure. The other elements don't get nearly the spherical representation they deserve. Action 3: I summon a fence post, with a sign on it saying "Test post, please ignore." The Godmodder, of course, suspects a trap and pays attention to it anyways. While he's distracted paying attention to it, I hit him with another fence post.

You unpick the Godmodder's pocket, giving him the fireball attractor back. The Godmodder then reveals why he has a fireball attractor in his pocket, he eats fireballs for breakfast!
The hearty meal sends his vitals skywards!

The Godmodder turns your elemental balls into elemental cubes, rendering them inert.

The Godmodder decides that if it's a test post, then he'll test it. And by that I mean he vibe checks it.
This of course leaves him wide open to getting vibe checked himself with the other fence post. 1 damage!

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 23 2019, 10:26 PM)

(x1)I, me, I, Paradoxdragonpaci, the Seeker of the World, Piano Player, Archivist of the Unknown, have plunged myself repeatedly down into the darkest depths of my own primordial psyche and found there — at the tangled root of the spiraling garden of my dreams — a place where the real world and the world of Imagination twist together into a bottle without shape or form and there one may fold through the What is Not into the Is. I have made my dreams a blueprint for reality. This Blueprint, a Paradoxical Creation of What is Not and What that Is, is an extremely sharp sheet of Paper, sharper then any piece of normal paper. In playing as a God, I’ve discovered myself to be one in some unknown universe. And who better? And who else? There was never one better qualified; no, not among all the scattered stars. Therefore, the Godmodder, as a Modder of ME, attempts to Mod my sheet of Paper as it hovers menacingly before him as it inches closer and closer. However, his attempts are as fruitless as the old branches of the Featherfruit tree, and he cannot mod the Paper, not before it comes too close, too near...and sliced open a paper cut into, not only his mortal flesh, but his immortal soul and Will. A Cut that resonates throughout his entire body and makes him know the Nature of his Impending Doom.

The Godmodder crumples up the piece of paper and eats it.
...I guess that's not modding.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 23 2019, 11:25 PM)

FOCUS You know what's flammable? Actually, hang on, I have to check this one. I open up a massive Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink and start looking through it. It's massive, so I use the Godmodder as a book stand. He's kind of getting crushed under the weight, but that's fine. I check the entry on fish guts, but it turns out that Magikarp guts are specifically under the Pokemon entry, in a different volume. So I leave the first volume resting on the Godmodder and get out the Pokemon volume, resting it on the first one on the Godmodder, and look through it. Turns out Magikarp guts aren't flammable. Dangit. But here's the thing! The Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink directly reflects reality! If I edit it, reality will change to match! So I edit it to say that Magikarp guts are flammable. And now they are! With that done, I light the trash can and its contents on fire and dump it on the Godmodder, who also catches fire thanks to his being covered in Magikarp guts. Then, for insult to injury, I roast a dozen marshmallows over the flaming Godmodder, make smores out of all of them, and refuse to let him have any.

The Godmodder takes solace in the fact that even though he can't have any marshmallows, they most likely taste of fish guts and he wouldn't want them anyways.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 24 2019, 12:03 AM)

(X1)I call upon the power of the Green Pun and the Red Bun, and combine them in a Paradoxical Catalystic Reaction to create a Spiral Joke Bun, which is incredibly useless for nearly anything and everything and the 2 forces within it nullify each other. However... it’s so mundane that the only useful thing that can be done with it is to reinforce the fabric of space and time. Which I do. This sets up my Ultimate Move, I tape one(1) small Knife onto one(1) Wooden Baseball Bat and it suddenly becomes the Pogo Baseball Stabber courtesy of a sudden tide of Spring Energy. I bounce it around for 11 attacks onto the Ground before using the 12th to launch myself at such incredibly high speeds, I Warp space-time, since this is an intended effect, it’s not blocked by the Spiral Joke Bun. However; the Godmodder cannot teleport this Attack away due to it. Ergo, with my 13th Attack, which, I, cosplaying Giovanni(the one with Soup, not the Boss of Team Rocket), crash into the Godmodder with the 13th Attack for critical damage!! (x1)I then consume the Spiral Joke Bun and play Giovanna’s(the one with a Dream) Theme on the Piono Piano...+1 cp!! CP:2

You crash into the Godmodder, critically hitting yourself in a massive fireball that the Godmodder eats for second breakfast restoring all health lost to the maneuver.


EoTB:
The Godmodder sits in a puddle of his own tears with a flaming trash can on his head. Not a good look for the main antagonist of the game.

Godmodder [GM]: HP: 9/10

FOCUS

Honestly, you know what the Godmodder needs right now? A hug.

And according to the Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink, the best hugs are given by anything that has tentacles. You know, more limbs to do the hugging.

We've got a long list, and most of these are quite strong, but I'll just focus on the highlights.

First up, an ordinary giant squid, whose tentacles are covered in barbs that can hurt sperm whales, when the sheer strength doesn't crush the whale outright. The Giant Squid hugs the Godmodder. Or, more accurately, tries to eat him into the bargain. The Magikarp guts must be appetizing.

Second up, Dr. John gorilla Zoidberg. Zoidberg tries to give the Godmodder a hug, but the sheer patheticness of the display causes the pool of the Godmodder's tears to catch fire as well.

Third up, Cthulhu. Yeah, I'm not gonna describe or even watch this one. Just because it's in the Encyclopedia doesn't mean your mind is equipped to handle it.

And finally, I go to give the Godmodder a hug. But he doesn't want one anymore, after the last five dozen squid-type things that have tried to hug him. But I insist, and keep chasing him around trying to hug him until he trips and falls into the Gate to Hell from Turkmenistan, once again catching on fire.

Action 1: I summon an entitea. That's tea brewed from the fallen leaves of a tea-tree ent, it's a rare delicacy. The Queen of England arrives to sample it, only to discover that a Godmodder is interfering with the tea party. She is, of course, a powerful lich - the Crown Jewels are her phylactery - so she easily wounds him with her magical might.

Action 2: I defenestrate the Godmodder.

Action 3: The Godmodder's vitals have been sent skyward, but he's neglected to put warning lights on them like radio towers do. An airplane crashes into his vitals, inflicting grievous injuries.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 24 2019, 01:34 PM)

FOCUS Honestly, you know what the Godmodder needs right now? A hug. And according to the Encyclopedia of Useful Knowledge, Useless Knowledge, and Everything But the Kitchen Sink, the best hugs are given by anything that has tentacles. You know, more limbs to do the hugging. We've got a long list, and most of these are quite strong, but I'll just focus on the highlights. First up, an ordinary giant squid, whose tentacles are covered in barbs that can hurt sperm whales, when the sheer strength doesn't crush the whale outright. The Giant Squid hugs the Godmodder. Or, more accurately, tries to eat him into the bargain. The Magikarp guts must be appetizing. Second up, Dr. John gorilla Zoidberg. Zoidberg tries to give the Godmodder a hug, but the sheer patheticness of the display causes the pool of the Godmodder's tears to catch fire as well. Third up, Cthulhu. Yeah, I'm not gonna describe or even watch this one. Just because it's in the Encyclopedia doesn't mean your mind is equipped to handle it. And finally, I go to give the Godmodder a hug. But he doesn't want one anymore, after the last five dozen squid-type things that have tried to hug him. But I insist, and keep chasing him around trying to hug him until he trips and falls into the Gate to Hell from Turkmenistan, once again catching on fire.

As it turns out, Cthulhu gives the best hugs. The BEST hugs. You don't even wanna know. The Godmodder is more than happy to give you a hug and
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QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 24 2019, 01:41 PM)

Action 1: I summon an entitea. That's tea brewed from the fallen leaves of a tea-tree ent, it's a rare delicacy. The Queen of England arrives to sample it, only to discover that a Godmodder is interfering with the tea party. She is, of course, a powerful lich - the Crown Jewels are her phylactery - so she easily wounds him with her magical might. Action 2: I defenestrate the Godmodder. Action 3: The Godmodder's vitals have been sent skyward, but he's neglected to put warning lights on them like radio towers do. An airplane crashes into his vitals, inflicting grievous injuries.

The Godmodder counters her magical might by playing the magic card Chaos Confetti. All of the crown jewels are landed on and promptly discarded. The Godmodder casts Turn Undead and while the queen is still spinning, punts her into outer space where she dies.

You win a different DTG game than the one I'm running right now. Congrats!

Unfortunately jet fuel can't melt steel beams vitality bars and so the plane crash does nothing but kill everyone onboard the plane.


EoTB:
The Godmodder is currently surrounded by fire, fire is everywhere. Even the sky is fire. He decides that the best way to remedy this is by summoning it as an entity. AGs like killing things, right?

Everything Being On Fire summoned!


Godmodder [GM]: HP: 9/10
Everything Being On Fire [PG]: HP: 50,000/50,000

Action 1: I point out that Everything Being On Fire's health bar is a thing, and therefore must be on fire. Its health burns down.

Action 2: I flip the "on" backwards and insert a comma, forming "everything being, no fire". All the fire vanishes.

Action 3: I just won a different game of DtG, and by defeating that Godmodder, I clearly climbed the Godmodding ladder and became a Godmodder myself. Godmodders are known for mind controlling single action summons, and the Everything Being On Fire was a single action summon, so I mind control as much of it as possible to my side.

(x3)I steal Gilgamesh’s Fire Extinguisher. With this, the Platonic Ideal of a Fire Extinguisher, i vanquish the Flames with a well-timed spray of carbon dioxide, powder,unmelting- ice, and other Fire Extinguishing things...of course that’s if Mind Control from the other players don’t go through, it it does, the Fire becomes triply Mind-Controlled then.

FOCUS:

I point out that the water my initial Magikarp came from never went away.

In fact, it rose a bit, and flooded the entire battlefield.

A little dark magic, and "Everything Being On Water" is now summoned to the Battlefield!

QUOTE (Splashcat @ Dec 25 2019, 04:16 PM)

Action 1: I point out that Everything Being On Fire's health bar is a thing, and therefore must be on fire. Its health burns down. Action 2: I flip the "on" backwards and insert a comma, forming "everything being, no fire". All the fire vanishes. Action 3: I just won a different game of DtG, and by defeating that Godmodder, I clearly climbed the Godmodding ladder and became a Godmodder myself. Godmodders are known for mind controlling single action summons, and the Everything Being On Fire was a single action summon, so I mind control as much of it as possible to my side.

You burn down its health by 7000!
You make it vanish for 8000 damage! Wait shouldn't it just be gone.

Unfortunately for you, Defenestrate the Godmodder's godmodding ladder functions on a pay-to-win system so you'll have to pay me 100 dollars IRL if you want that title, I'm sorry.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Dec 25 2019, 07:44 PM)

(x3)I steal Gilgamesh’s Fire Extinguisher. With this, the Platonic Ideal of a Fire Extinguisher, i vanquish the Flames with a well-timed spray of carbon dioxide, powder,unmelting- ice, and other Fire Extinguishing things...of course that’s if Mind Control from the other players don’t go through, it it does, the Fire becomes triply Mind-Controlled then.

20K damage to the Everything Being On Fire!

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Dec 26 2019, 08:45 PM)

FOCUS: I point out that the water my initial Magikarp came from never went away. In fact, it rose a bit, and flooded the entire battlefield. A little dark magic, and "Everything Being On Water" is now summoned to the Battlefield!

Everything is now On Water as well as On Fire! If this game had debuffs implemented already you'd all probably be very confused.


EoTB:
The two entities declare war on each other and slam into each other in a mutually annihilatory reaction that deals 10,000 damage to both of them.
I'm starting to notice that nothing that should be instant death does enough instant death. Oh well, DTG I guess.

The Godmodder walks over and pokes the Everything Being On Water very very hard. This only deals 5,000 damage for heaven knows what reason.
"I'm warming up, okay?"


Godmodder [GM]: HP: 9/10
Everything Being On Fire [PG]: HP: 5,000/50,000
Everything Being On Water [AG]: HP: 5,000/20,000

FOCUS:

I freeze the water with an Ice-9 based freeze ray, turning Everything Being On Water into Everything Being On Ice.

My freeze ray also catches the Godmodder, locking him in place and making him vulnerable to the next attack.

Action 1: I look and see that everything is still burning up. I flip the world upside down. Now Fire is On Everything. Everything ceases to burn up, instead, the fire everythings down until none of it remains.

Action 2: I have been given a prophecy by the stars, and I intend to fulfill it:



So, while the Godmodder is held in place by the freeze ray, Waluigi descends from the heavens. He's two months late for Inktober, and Waluigi does not like this. He draws a cleaver and splits the Godmodder in two from head to toe, then takes his blood and inks a legion of 30 other Waluigi drawings as his minions. Together, they launch a devastating combo attack worthy of the Final Smash they never got.

Action 3: I summon a totally generic 1-action entity. Let's see how big this thing is. And even what it is.