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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Sep 23 2019, 09:34 AM
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You’re all lovely people/aliens/gods whatever enjoying time on the great planet Earth, when all of a sudden a man falls out the sky and starts yelling at you.
“HAHA! Bonjour, Madame’s and monsieur’s! I am ZE GODMODDAIR! You may ‘ave beaten my kind before, yes? But you ‘ave NEVAIR faced....how do you say...ME!” Well shit. Guess it’s time to Destroy one of them Godmodders. This one is called Minionmodder for some reason? Eh you’re sure it’s not important. Rules: 1. Standard DTG rules apply, which you should know if you’re on this forum 2. This game is largely a test for a planned mechanic. So a sudden stop to all updates is both possible and likely. Minionmodder: 100/100 |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Sep 23 2019, 10:39 AM
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I arrive and begin setting up traps for minions....a few bananas and an Indestructible Net Trap should do...
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SirNatureWriter |
Posted: Sep 23 2019, 12:08 PM
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I wield my trusty fart gun, and hold it at the ready. I'm also dropping my area 51 party sign.
-------------------- I feel like I know what I'm doing the exact half of the time I don't need to.
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Jaggerain |
Posted: Sep 23 2019, 12:40 PM
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I just-I don't know, I raise an skeleton from the ground, and hope it can use its rusted weapons to give the "Godmoddair" tetanus.
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Sep 24 2019, 10:59 AM
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You set up a minion trap! I don’t know why though. Minions? In this game? That’s just silly.
The Minionmodder just stares at your fart gun. “ACK! Classless buff-ew-n! You are lacking in...’ow do you say...decency!”
You raise a Skeleton, but the Minionmodder just laughs at it! “You are a fewl! You zink zat I am afraid of a leetle bone man! Ha! Zak is laughable!” But then, he sees the Skeletons sword is rusty! And freaks out! Turns out he is deathly afraid of Tetanus! “NO! NO! ZIS CANNOT BE! NOT ZE RUST! NOT ZE RUUUUST!” The Minionmodder is now stunned! All attacks against him next turn will work! Minionmodder: 100/100 Skeleton: 100/100 |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Sep 24 2019, 11:04 AM
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I punc the Godmodder in an Inelegant way, using dirty tactics to ruin his admittedly-impeccable French Aristocracy Aura around him, before landing a Solid Wallop
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Jaggerain |
Posted: Sep 24 2019, 11:11 AM
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Seeing as how he flipped his lid at the rusty weapons, I smirk , and raise more skeletons. Of course equipped with rusty weapons, and tattered armor.
But they're also undead Englishmen. "Hey, I know you guys have to do what I say anyway, but he insulted the Queen!" I yelled at them before sending them to gank him. |
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: Sep 27 2019, 10:13 PM
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The Minionmodder is insulted, and his aura of aristocracy is depleted! He will take more damage this round.
The undead Englishman are furious and bulrush the Minionmodder, bashing, stabbing, and otherwise attacking him! They deal 20 damage in total before he’s forced to fly into the air to avoid them! Minionmodder: 80/100 Skeleton: 100/100 English Skeletons: 500/500 |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: Sep 27 2019, 10:17 PM
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The Minionmodder night have flown up, but he shouldn’t have done that.
A shadow falls over him...He looks up. IT MY GIANT ROCKET-POWERED STEAMPUNK GOTH HAMMER!! And It swings down onto him in a great burst of speed |
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Jaggerain |
Posted: Sep 27 2019, 10:28 PM
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Frowning at the flying FrenchModder, I raise several Skeleton Archers, a lot, given that they probably have poor aim.
"Turn that Frenchie into a Pincushion!" I ordered the Skeleton Archers. |
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