Welcome, to DTG: Minimodder! This a shortish test game I plan to run for at least three days and at most a week, though that's a generous estimate. Don't worry, this will not interfere with Reckoning. Updops for this will come as fast as I can spit them out. Anyway. In this game, you have to destroy a godmodder! This my attempt at making a minisession, like DTG:Micro. I'm gonna be testing some mechanics in this and such, so balance may be a little wonky. Now, without further adieu, let's get started.

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1. In this game, you have to Destroy a Minimodder! You can use any attack you can think of, but the Minimodder is smart and will godmod uncreative attacks away! So don't expect your attacks to actually work. But, since this is meant to be a short game, the Minimodder will be easier to damage then most other game's Godmodders.
2. You, yes, you, are vulnerable to attack! Die, and you'll have to spend a turn respawning, as well as loose 4 CP.
3. You have three actions per turn, each with a action power of 10,000, at base. You may also us these actions to charge, gaining CP. You passively gain 2 CP a turn. You may also start passive charges, two at a time, which go up by 1 every round, and are kept track of by me. The Godmodder has the ability to distrupt these... You may invest your CP in passive charges to speed them up, like, give 2 CP to a 2 / 10 Charge, and it becomes a 4 / 10. The charge cap is 15.
4. Summoning. There are two things you can summon.. Well, you can probably think of more but shush. These two things are entities and artifacts. Entities, as you know from other games, can prevent the Godmodder's entities from attacking you by killing them, as well as, if there are no PG entitis on the field and there are at least 5 AG entities, perform a ALPHA STRIKE on the godmodder for damage. CP to Entity stats is as follows: Each CP is worth 10,000 "points." Each point is worth 1 HP or attack. You can split up these points however you want, between HP, attack, and whatever else. Other, special, stats are allowed, like Dodge and AC, but there are no hard rules for that.
Now, artifacts. These are items you can summon to wield. They have durability, and will break once that hits zero, but give you different buffs. Weapon-type artifacts must be used in a attack to gain the buffs.

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Whew, that was a big wall of text. Now, are you ready to destroy the minimodder?

Battlefield

[GM] Minimodder. 20 / 20 Hp. Neferious Plans: III.

A large wave of video game consoles suddenly qwashes over the battlefield. It crashes straight into the Minimodder, an N64 ramming him directly in the face. Atop the wave, riding on a Wii as if it is a surfboard is a regular looking teen. He then snaps his fingers, and the wave disintegrates beneath him, falling so that he safely lands on the ground. "Hello tiny. How are you today?"
1/10 DK
1/10 Hero of the Sky
+2 cp uptick.

For my opening volley, I remove the line above the Minimodder, making the wall of text fall onto the Minimodder!

Then I make a placeholder. Now that I have no more use for the placeholder, I use it to hold the Minimodder in place, preventing him from godmodding away the next attack!

Then, to get a feel for how things work, I summon a Mettuar from the Megaman series.

1/15: MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH
1/5: Blob of Darkness

1x action: I impeach the Minimodder.

Now this one's gonna take a bit, because I'm gonna make the Minimodder experience every last excruciating bit of bureaucracy involved through my Bureaucratron 9001.

First I finagle the proper House Committee to propose the darn thing, at which point they start looking into collecting evidence. Which means days and days of boring hearings while they interview the Minimodder, me, the QM, and any other players to determine if he's impeachable. Then I just bribe them to go forward.

Now it goes to the House floor. Again I make the Minimodder experience the madness of two hundred sets of steak dinners where we're talking policy and trying to win over the representatives. And after all that's done, I went and bribed everyone again.

So now it goes to the Senate, and the Senate has to do their own factfinding. That means days and days of hearings that just cover the same info the House covered, subpoenas and going through piles of boring records to find that one bit of crucial evidence, and then it doesn't matter because I bribed all the Senators to just vote "guilty."

Still, the pain and drudgery should amount to something.

2x action: +2 CP
Passive Gain: +2 CP

ASSETS: 4 CP

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 17 2019, 04:12 PM)

A large wave of video game consoles suddenly qwashes over the battlefield. It crashes straight into the Minimodder, an N64 ramming him directly in the face. Atop the wave, riding on a Wii  as if it is a surfboard is a regular looking teen. He then snaps his fingers, and the wave disintegrates beneath him, falling so that he safely lands on the ground. "Hello tiny. How are you today?" 1/10 DK 1/10 Hero of the Sky +2 cp uptick.

The Minimodder throws a EMP Cherry at you, burning all your consoles to a crisp and dealing 5 damage. They then crash into him, distracting him with trying to put out the fire on his clothes.
Charges started, CP gained.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 17 2019, 04:12 PM)

For my opening volley, I remove the line above the Minimodder, making the wall of text fall onto the Minimodder! Then I make a placeholder. Now that I have no more use for the placeholder, I use it to hold the Minimodder in place, preventing him from godmodding away the next attack! Then, to get a feel for how things work, I summon a Mettuar from the Megaman series. 1/15: MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH 1/5: Blob of Darkness

The minimodder, distracted by the fire, takes 1 damage!
Mettaur summoned!
Charges started.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jul 17 2019, 04:16 PM)

1x action: I impeach the Minimodder. Now this one's gonna take a bit, because I'm gonna make the Minimodder experience every last excruciating bit of bureaucracy involved through my Bureaucratron 9001. First I finagle the proper House Committee to propose the darn thing, at which point they start looking into collecting evidence. Which means days and days of boring hearings while they interview the Minimodder, me, the QM, and any other players to determine if he's impeachable. Then I just bribe them to go forward. Now it goes to the House floor. Again I make the Minimodder experience the madness of two hundred sets of steak dinners where we're talking policy and trying to win over the representatives. And after all that's done, I went and bribed everyone again. So now it goes to the Senate, and the Senate has to do their own factfinding. That means days and days of hearings that just cover the same info the House covered, subpoenas and going through piles of boring records to find that one bit of crucial evidence, and then it doesn't matter because I bribed all the Senators to just vote "guilty." Still, the pain and drudgery should amount to something. 2x action: +2 CP Passive Gain: +2 CP ASSETS: 4 CP

Impeachment proceedings start! The Minimodder desperatly tries to counter-bribe the Senate before the vote can go through!
+2 CP.

EOTB:
The Minimodder tries to mind-control the mettaur, but its first turn invincibility protects it! So instead, he just sits there and waits for his charge to go off. That can’t be good…
Everyone gains +2 CP, and all charges go up by 1.
Battlefield:

[GM] Minimodder. 19 / 20 Hp. Neferious Plans: III

[N] Senate. Voting on the Minimodder’s impeachment. Currently bribed to vote against it.

[AG] Mettaur. 7,000 / 7,000 Hp. 3,000 A. One Charge Entity: Upgrades are super effective on this entity, but the Godmodder will mind control it once its first turn invincibility wears off, if you do not protect it!)
[AG-PLAYER] Ender Smirk. 15 / 20. CP: 4. DK: 2 / 10. Hero of the Sky: 2 / 10.
[AG-PLAYER] Alastair Dragovich. 20 / 20 Hp. CP: 2. MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH: 2 / 15. Blob of Darkness: 2 / 5.
[AG-PLAYER] Karpinsky. 20 / 20. CP: 4.

1x action: I point out that the Minimodder's "Neferious plans" charge is misspelled; it should properly be Nefarious Plans.

So I give a little card to the Minimodder, telling him. "This should fix it."

Except that written on the card, as the Minimodder discovers, are the words "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning."

2x action: +2 CP
Passive: +2 CP

ASSETS: 8 CP

I proceed to give the Mettaur a SUPER SWOLE BODY. It's so SWOLE that any mind control bounces off of its righteous muscles!

I then proceed to steal infinite money from the Minimodder's infinite bank accounts, leaving him with no money to bribe people with!

I then use this money to fund Ender's next attack!

Al's money is simply funnelled into the Senate bank accounts as a bribe. Then, the teen looks at the Minimodder. He has a look of sheer hatred on his face. He pulls out some Wii nunchucks, and begins using them as that type of weapon, trying to smack the Minimodder in the face.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jul 17 2019, 04:39 PM)

1x action: I point out that the Minimodder's "Neferious plans" charge is misspelled; it should properly be Nefarious Plans. So I give a little card to the Minimodder, telling him. "This should fix it." Except that written on the card, as the Minimodder discovers, are the words "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning." 2x action: +2 CP Passive: +2 CP ASSETS: 8 CP

The Minimodder panics at the defect, and quickly reads your card… taking 1 damage!

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 17 2019, 04:39 PM)

I proceed to give the Mettaur a SUPER SWOLE BODY.  It's so SWOLE that any mind control bounces off of its righteous muscles! I then proceed to steal infinite money from the Minimodder's infinite bank accounts, leaving him with no money to bribe people with! I then use this money to fund Ender's next attack!

Mettaur made immune to mind control!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 17 2019, 05:14 PM)

Al's money is simply funnelled into the Senate bank accounts as a bribe. Then, the teen looks at the Minimodder. He has a look of sheer hatred on his face. He pulls out some Wii nunchucks, and begins using them as that type of weapon, trying to smack the Minimodder in the face.

Senate bribed! Minimodder impeached! What this does will be decided by Karp..
The Minimodder ducks, the nunchucks flying over their head. Before you can whack them again, they scoot a couple inches to the left and out of your sight.
EOTB:
The Minimodder’s charge goes off! However, due to the factory defect (typo) the entities are messed up! Instead of PEPSI MAN, Coca-Cola Bro, his evil twin, is summoned! Instead of the Toxic Fandom Alliance, the Fanfic Conglomerate is summoned! And instead of a Terror Ghast, the Flying Marshmallow from Hell arrives!
The Minimodder then casts Magic Missile, dealing 2 damage to every player and dealing 3,000 damage to the Mettaur.
The Mettaur, who wasn’t able to act during the AG phse of this EOTB due to there being no entities, somehow acts now, performing a METTAURTECH SWOLE SUPER KICK that deals 25,000 damage to the Flying Marshmellow from Hell.
Everyone gains +2 CP, and all charges go up by 1.
Battlefield:

[GM] Minimodder. 18 / 20 Hp. Impeached!
[PG] Coca Cola Bro. 90,000 / 90,000 Hp. 5,000 x 3 A. Ride The Tide, Dude: III/
[PG] Fanfic Conglomerate. 2fbfiUUU / hfFHLIGVY% Hp. 9999 AC. Fanon is Canon: II.
[PG] Flying Marshmellow from Hell. 25,000 / 50,000 Hp. 15,000 x 1 A.


[AG] Mettaur. 4,000 / 7,000 Hp. 3,000 A. One Charge Entity: Upgrades are super effective on this entity) (SWOLE: Immune to Mind Control!)
[AG-PLAYER] Ender Smirk. 13 / 20. CP: 6. DK: 3 / 10. Hero of the Sky: 3 / 10.
[AG-PLAYER] Alastair Dragovich. 18 / 20 Hp. CP: 4. MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH: 3 / 15. Blob of Darkness: 3 / 5.
[AG-PLAYER] Karpinsky. 18 / 20. CP: 8.

1x action: Because of the Minimodder's impeachment, he is no longer fit to be the main boss of the game.

Of course, I don't want this game to end, so...

For the low, low price of 3 damage, I can make this all go away.

2x action: +2 CP
PASSIVE: +2 CP

I make a perfectly generic attack on the Minimodder! The minimodder godmods it away, hurting its feelings and causing ti to run away into seclusion. The perfectly generic attack trains in secret, honing its form and power under the tutelage of a drunken anime fighting master! It conquers the challenges and finally conquers its inner fears, doubts, and sorrows!

On my next action, the Perfected Generic Attack returns and redoubles its onslaught on the Minimodder, eventually destroying itself to deal damage to the godmodding bastard!

I proceed to weep manly tears with the Mettaur. It's so manly, the PG entities are stunned and lose their turn due to also crying manly tears!

The Fanfic alliance begins to charge at the players, only to be stopped by the teen. He pulls out a large set of computers, and hands them to the group. "If you each feel so strongly about your fanfic, why not make an animation about it, or possibly a fan game?"
Because of the relatively low number of fanfic authors who can do either, this discourages some of the conglomerate, and actively distracts the rest. Plus infighting occurs once they all realize their fanfics clash violently with each others'.

QUOTE (Karpinsky @ Jul 17 2019, 05:36 PM)

1x action: Because of the Minimodder's impeachment, he is no longer fit to be the main boss of the game. Of course, I don't want this game to end, so... For the low, low price of 3 damage, I can make this all go away. 2x action: +2 CP PASSIVE: +2 CP

3 DAMAGE! +2 CP.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 17 2019, 06:28 PM)

I make a perfectly generic attack on the Minimodder! The minimodder godmods it away, hurting its feelings and causing ti to run away into seclusion. The perfectly generic attack trains in secret, honing its form and power under the tutelage of a drunken anime fighting master! It conquers the challenges and finally conquers its inner fears, doubts, and sorrows! On my next action, the Perfected Generic Attack returns and redoubles its onslaught on the Minimodder, eventually destroying itself to deal damage to the godmodding bastard! I proceed to weep manly tears with the Mettaur.  It's so manly, the PG entities are stunned and lose their turn due to also crying manly tears!

2 damage!
PGs stunned for this turn!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jul 17 2019, 06:36 PM)

The Fanfic alliance begins to charge at the players, only to be stopped by the teen. He pulls out a large set of computers, and hands them to the group. "If you each feel so strongly about your fanfic, why not make an animation about it, or possibly a fan game?" Because of the relatively low number of fanfic authors who can do either, this discourages some of the conglomerate, and actively distracts the rest. Plus infighting occurs once they all realize their fanfics clash violently with each others'.

The Fanfiction Authors quickly learn animating and coding, and run off into the sunset to make their games and animations! Fanfic Alliance pacified!

EOTB:
Mettaur finishes off the Flying Marshmellow.
The Minimodder deals 10 damage to Alastair and 5 to Karpinsky, then runs towards the Mettaur, summoning a hammer… He’ll kill the Mettaur if not stopped!
Battlefield:

[GM] Minimodder. 15 / 20 Hp. Impeached!
[PG] Coca Cola Bro. 90,000 / 90,000 Hp. 5,000 x 3 A. Ride The Tide, Dude: III/

[AG] Mettaur. 4,000 / 7,000 Hp. 3,000 A. (One Charge Entity: Upgrades are super effective on this entity) (SWOLE: Immune to Mind Control!)
[AG-PLAYER] Ender Smirk. 13 / 20. CP: 8. DK: 4 / 10. Hero of the Sky: 4 / 10.
[AG-PLAYER] Alastair Dragovich. 8 / 20 Hp. CP: 6. MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH: 4 / 15. Blob of Darkness: 4 / 5.
[AG-PLAYER] Karpinsky. 13 / 20. CP: 10.

Thinking quickly, I sign me and Mettaur up for some yoga and meditation classes. The spiritual nature of these exercises purifies our mind and body, restoring our health!

Then, I proceed to turn the Minimodder's hammer into HAMMER TIME, tangling up the Minimodder in a dance routine and leaving them unable to attack my SWOLE entity!

I then Actively charge 1 CP. I'll need it for when the Blob of Darkness hits the field. It doesn't attack, but this thing...

Well, it attracts a horde of monsters. Monsters often compared to a child friendly version of the zombie plague. Monsters that come in Pureblood and Emblem variety-

The Darkness Blob attracts Heartless to the field. That's what it does. It's a Heartless summoning tower.

1 CP

I arrive in a fanfare of Rainbow flowers(though there is a small bias towards Green)

(x1)Start Charge 0/8 ArchHealer's Staff
(x1)Start Charge 0/15 IRIS GAZE
(x1)I heal up Alastair with the first blood red Healing Potion i arrived here with

CP:2

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Jul 18 2019, 04:11 PM)

Thinking quickly, I sign me and Mettaur up for some yoga and meditation classes. The spiritual nature of these exercises purifies our mind and body, restoring our health! Then, I proceed to turn the Minimodder's hammer into HAMMER TIME, tangling up the Minimodder in a dance routine and leaving them unable to attack my SWOLE entity! I then Actively charge 1 CP. I'll need it for when the Blob of Darkness hits the field. It doesn't attack, but this thing... Well, it attracts a horde of monsters. Monsters often compared to a child friendly version of the zombie plague.  Monsters that come in Pureblood and Emblem variety- The Darkness Blob attracts Heartless to the field. That's what it does. It's a Heartless summoning tower. 1 CP

You dance and stretch, healing up you and Mettaur!
The Minimodder, caught up in dancing, drops his hammer, instead just crashing into you harmlessly!
1 CP obtained.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jul 19 2019, 01:10 PM)

I arrive in a fanfare of Rainbow flowers(though there is a small bias towards Green) (x1)Start Charge 0/8 ArchHealer's Staff (x1)Start Charge 0/15 IRIS GAZE (x1)I heal up Alastair with the first blood red Healing Potion i arrived here with CP:2

You do not need actions to start charges! Instead, you gain 2 CP.
You boost Alastair up to 17 HP!

EOTB:
Mettaur SWOLEy punches Coca Cola Bro for 10,000 damage.
Coca Cola Bro retaliates by using his special: Ride the Tide, Dude!. The ground shakes, and something can be seen in the distance, coming from the sea. Oh my god... It's.. it's a Coca Cola Tsunami! It hits the field hard, dealing 10 damage to every player, washing Mettaur into the distance and off the field, and flooding the field! Coca Cola Bro is also fully healed, and gives a thumbs up, hands made of soda popping out of the wave to replicate his thumbs up.
The Minimodder charges a CP.
Everyone gains 2 CP, and charges go up by 1. Blob of Darkness is ready to be used, and the Heartless Beacon summoned!

Battlefield:
Field Effect: Flood. The entire field is flooded in coca cola. Yes, coca cola.
[GM] Minimodder. 15 / 20 Hp. Impeached! GCP: I.
[PG] Coca Cola Bro. 90,000 / 90,000 Hp. 5,000 x 3 A. Ride The Tide, Dude: III/

[AG] Mettaur. 7,000 / 7,000 Hp. 3,000 A. (One Charge Entity: Upgrades are super effective on this entity) (SWOLE: Immune to Mind Control!) Washed Away! Stats will be removed next turn/
[AG-PLAYER] Ender Smirk. 3 / 20. CP: 10. DK: 5 / 10. Hero of the Sky: 5 / 10.
[AG-PLAYER] Alastair Dragovich. 7 / 20 Hp. CP: 8. MAXIMUM FACEPUNCH: 5 / 15. Blob of Darkness: 5 / 5. READY/
[AG-PLAYER] Karpinsky. 3 / 20. CP: 12.
[AG-PLAYER] Paradoxdragonpaci. 10 / 20 Hp. CP: 4. ArchHealer's Staff: 2 / 8. Iris Gaze: 2 / 15.

As the Coca Cola Bro does his thumbs up, he hears something in the distance. The Coca-Cola bro tilts his head and strains to hear it. Huh. It almost sounds like a-

Then he gets punched in the face by the SWOLE Mettaur! BUT HOW!?

What the!? Another soft Drink based tidal wave washed him back! But who could have the power to match the Coca-Cola Bro?

I think we all know who. As the flavorful text of the soda finishes dissipating, the imaginary crowd begins to chant. A man in blue and white spandex lands in traditional superhero fashion. As he stands up,t he sun glistens off of his uniform like it would off of an aluminum can.

As a familiar read, white, and blue logo is seen on the center of his chest, the crowd gets THIRSTY. Not just for his rippling muscles, but for the sweet sweet refreshing taste of not Coca-Cola...

But Pepsi!

Pepsi Man pepsi Jam by GaMetal

As the theme blares to the performance of an all-star cast, the iconic figure points to himself with his thumb, then to the Coca-Cola Bro with his index finger, before finally sticking his thumb down!

THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN! GRUDGE MATCH START!

I decide to delay the deployment of the Blob of Darkness for one turn so as to not literally overshadow the hero's debut.

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CP: Make a Pepsi wave to wash Mettuar back, remove the coca-cola flood, and deliver...

FOCUS ACTION: PEPSI MAN, WHO HAS ARRIVED TO SAVE THE DAY!

(x3)A white Light shines down onto all Allies as I invoke the First Spell of the White Mage casted onto all ally Players, a Prayer to Healing and the sanctity of Life itself.The White Light grows stronger as I push more energy into it before it becomes Blinding as i Cast

“HEAL SIGMA!!”

All Players healed...

CP:4