King Slime team-up with team 1...for it's role in food,errrr Jello !!Now then,unleash your Power and engage Slime Tentacle hECC before reforming above the Lego and crush LEGO Howard the Duck into his constituent Lego Pieces !!

2 Audience Power Points expended!
Liquid Badbutt: Focus King Slime


Round 9:
The King Slime wobbles as it bounces over to the other already summoned entities, demonstrating its alleigiance and joining Team 1. He then gets a metaphorical vial of pure unadulterated awesome poured into his soul and jiggles with immense power, bounding across the field with immense speed, garnering a strangled quack from Howard.

Howard begins scrambling across the stony ground, trying to duck and weave away from the King Slime's mad hopping. The King Slime leaps up, and Howard doubles back, making use of the boss's lackluster movement patterns to gain an advantage... only for the King Slime to disappear midflight. His crown doesn't though, and Howard only dodges back just in time to avoid getting smashed by the edge of the crown.

This also leaves him a sitting duck for when the King Slime reforms a short distance away, jumps, and lands directly on top of Howard. Easy to cheese boss pattern no more. The King Slime hops away and before Howard can do anything, the Angry Farmer has grabbed him and thrown him right into the blades of the combine harvester

Somewhere in all of this Howard finds the time to load his rocket launcher, and the toaster makes more toast.


End of round
+2 APP


Huh, that Liquid Badbutt stuff really does work.

If you can get a giant blob of jello to pull some sick combat tricks I guess you can do anything.


Field Status
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 7,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready!
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 10,000/10,000. 5/10 Toast.
Combine Harvester: [Team 1] HP: 18,000/30,000. Mechanized Harvest: 2/2.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 40,000/40,000.
LEGO Howard the Duck: HP: 7,000/30,000. Rocket: Loaded.

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car.

F I N I SH H I M
epic combob attack.
SUGGESTION[: Farmer, steal his rocket launcher and all of his rockets. Ask King Slime if you can have that awesome ninja armor he's carting around. (Yes, this is a AP suggestion.)

VWWWWWWWWWP

*munch munch* *sluuurp*

DIVINE SHIELD!!! on the TOASTER

today i put... SHIELD on this toast god

(friendly note, again. If you wanna keep people from using points you'll need to explicitly vote against it, or otherwise vote for an action that prevents it. If enough people post in a round I might have a 'minimum vote threshold' or something, but we haven't hit that yet.)
3 Audience Power Points expended!
Suggestion: Angry Farmer, ask King Slime for the ninja armor and claim Howard's rocket launcher.
Divine Shield: Focus Healing Toaster.


Round 10:
The assembled team of entities gather together, and Howard eyes them warily. Then charges forwards. He knows when he's beaten but dangit if he's gonna go down without a bang. The King Slime sees his trajectory and jumps forward. The Healing Toaster jumps about nervously. Everyone's been ignoring it but it needs to protect its plate of toast and the fighting has gotten uncomfortably close...

Howard watches as the King Slime careens through the air towards him and slides under, going into a dodge roll that takes him just past the King Slime's ground shaking slam to the dirt. Howard lunges back to his feet and then vaults into the air as the Combine harvester comes right at him, leaping over its whirling blades of death and landing right on the front.
He grumbles under his breath about wishing the profanity filter worked for unlisted dialogue, and slams the back of his launcher into the glass of the harvester as it swerves about wildly.

The Angry Farmer charges across the ground. Okay, that's it this glorified chicken has gone too far. Nobody breaks his older brother's toys for no reason but HIM. Angry Farmer uses his pitchfork again and polevaults up into the air, barely grabbing onto the back of the harvester as it whizzes past.
He climbs up over the front of it and jabs at Howard. Howard ducks. He looks up with a far toothier grin than a LEGO duck should be able to muster and leaps up at the Farmer, the two of them using their unlikely melee implements to try and bludgeon/stab the other into submission atop the madly spinning combine harvester, the king slime following behind in increasing amounts of frustration and worry. This round's taking too long, something bad's going to happen.

The toast bounces about as the harvester swerves about in circles, barely dodging out of the way while keeping its plate of toast properly protected against the mad farming implement of death. Having the fighting close means more toast eaten but having it this close is very stressful.

The two on-foot combatants continue their dueling, back and forth with no clear victor until suddenly the combine harvester catches on a piece of the cop car that wasn't properly despawned and spins out, bouncing across the stony ground. The Angry Farmer leans too far into his thrust as a result and Howard grabs his pitchfork, falling backwards himself but not before the rams the shaft of the pitchfork into the Farmer's jaw, sending him sprawling off the combine harvester towards the Healing Toaster while Howard topples off the other direction.

The King Slime sees its opening. Its subject and allies have been needlessly endangered by this plastic waterfowl, NO LONGER! It leaps through the air.

Howard knew his time was up. Technically, he'd known it since the beginning of the round. Died a bit faster than he'd anticipated, but oh well it happens sometimes when you're an entity. Might as well show them one last middle finger along the way though.

A whoosh and a blast of smoke, before Howard is crushed beneath the enormous girth of the King Slime.
LEGO Howard the Duck killed.

But, of course, dead doesn't mean unable to land a hit. Especially if you launched the attack before you could get got. Time seems to slow down as the Angry Farmer raises his head towards the speeding canister of contained explosive fury. He looks sideways at the toaster and then sighs. Well... it was a good run. Made it further than he had any right to at least, no shame in that.

Angriest Farmer snaps out of his enraged reverie. A moment of clarity, and a personal acknowledgement. Time to make good on that therapy.

Boom.


...holy GORILLA what happened?

I don't know the smoke's taking way too long to clear!

Check the vitals. Check the vitals!


The smoke slowly clears... revealing mechanical wreckage strewn about two battered but not beaten entities.
Combine Harvester destroyed.

The Angry Harvester coughs as he staggers to his feet. He looks around. That... was not what he expected. He suddenly panics and runs over to the wrecked driving cabin, where he sees the somewhat mangled form of his brother lying, staring up into the sky.
Angriest Farmer turns to his brother, and gives a shaky thumbs up, before the wreckage despawns and he's gone.
Angry Farmer's fists clench around his pitchfork. Right. Now it's personal. This tournament's gonna get a pitchfork rammed up its GORILLA and he's gonna be the one to put it there.

*distressed toaster noises*


The Angry Farmer turns to the King Slime and asks if the rocket launcher or ninja armor are possibly of any use. It wobbles, replying almost apologetically that the launcher despawned with Howard after he got crushed. The ninja armor's got no stats so it won't be super useful, but the Angry Farmer can try if he wants.
The Farmer goes ahead anyways. No health boost, but it seems his pitchfork counts as throwing damage, and so gets a decent damage up. He also munches some toast, it may be disgusting but he needs that healing.


End of Round:
+2 APP


WAVE V

The three remaining adherents of Team 1 stand their ground as the in-arena summoners whir to life again.
And then they hum back down. Something was definitely summoned, where is it? The King Slime wobbles in a generally upwards direction and the Angry Farmer groans. Wonderful, a space type entity.


Well that was way more intense than this fight has any right to be.

No kidding. I'm not sure whether to root for or against these guys now though. I feel conflicted after the minifig's death.

...Are they really minifigs if they're full sized though?

I guess not. Just, a fig then.

That sounds even less right.

Maybe. Point is I'm excited to see how they hold out through the next few rounds.


Field Status:
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up.
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/10,000. 4/10 Toast.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 30,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 0/5

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester.

You puny humie an non' humiez arn't thinkn' wiff enuff DAKKA!

Slimie Git! Launch bitz uf urself as Dakka at the bigger Dakka! Better, have angry humie use you as dakka!

(Secretly, tho, I rootin' for bigger dakka lazor, but it's too slow.)
-An Ork, somehow having infiltrated the audience


AP Translation: Suggest to King Slime to launch bits of itself at the satellite as a ranged attack. Or have the King Slime transform itself into a gun to fire at the Satellite. Either or.

I say do nothing.

Is angriest farmer permadead? Or is he just revived off set?

Anyway, REVENGE.
Take the ninja armor. Then, have King Slime pull you inside it, then teleport up to the Satellite, Farmer. Have KS spit you out, then take control of the Satellite.

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Jun 26 2019, 08:37 PM)

Is angriest farmer permadead? Or is he just revived off set? Anyway, REVENGE. Take the ninja armor. Then, have King Slime pull you inside it, then teleport up to the Satellite, Farmer. Have KS spit you out, then take control of the  Satellite.

As per stated somewhere else I don't remember exactly, angriest farmer is revived offset. Probably already realived and going through the basic motions to clear out mental damage before he settles into the participants waiting room to watch the rest of the fight clear out.
Even for all of the drama, the only real negative effect of dying in the tournament is not winning it.

/null

(friendly reminder. You can only order one summon group with each Suggestion. This means you cannot, for example, order the King Slime and Angry Farmer with the same command. I bent the rules for 'initiate combo attack' but I shouldn't have since if I allow that I've got to allow specifying the combo attack which I don't want to do. I'll be stricter with that rule from now on to prevent confusion.)
2 Audience Power Points expended:
Suggest: King Slime, use your gelatinous might to launch the Angry Farmer up at the satellite.
Suggest: Angry Farmer, once the King Slime has done that, take control of the satellite.


Round 11:
The King Slime and Angry Farmer ready up for a BROS ATTACK. The Angry Farmer leaps up and jumps on the King Slime, which vaults him upwards high into the air. The Angry Farmer catches himself on the LAZOR Satellite and pulls off a panel.

Then he remembers he has no experience with electronics. He can't even hotwire a car, let alone a complicated piece of spaceborne military equipment.
He opts to just stab it a bunch instead before he accidentally breaks off one of the solar panels he's stand on and falls back to earth with a heavy thud.

The healing toaster scoots the plate of toast over to him, and without picking his face out of the mud reaches over, grabs a piece of toast, and slaps it on his head knowing that entity mechanics mean that he won't have to eat it that way.


End of Round:
+2 APP


WAVE VI

The summoners whir to life once more, and as the entirety of Team 1 looks at the designated summoning spot with looks of apprehension... a meow is heard.
":3"

NoLegs the Cat summoned!


Billy what are you doing?

Holding up a 6 sign, what does it look like I'm doing?

Why. Are you holding up a 6 sign.

Scoring the Farmer's high dive, obviously.

...You do realize this box is audio only and nobody can see it, right?

Yes. That's why you're here. To validate my visual gags.


Field Status
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up.
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/10,000. 4/10 Toast.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 18,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 1/5
NoLegs: HP: 60,000. Dash Attack: 0/3. Hiding behind: no one.

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester.

Farmer: Recall Boots, the old cat you had around your farm. Offer NoLegs some toast and befriend him via headpats.

King Slime: Flip the script, take the Toaster and ally with the satellite and buy it out with your kingly finances for reasons to be exposited by your backstory!!

-Guy who likes complicated feudal plot twists.

2 Audience Power Points expended!
Suggestion: Angry Farmer, befriend NoLegs with toast!
Suggestion: King Slime, purchase the LAZOR Satellite and ally with it!


Round 12:
The Angry Farmer looks at NoLegs, and thinks back to his childhood rather fondly... This cat kind of reminds him of Boots... the Farmer family cat. Of course, Boots was a talking cat and had a nine-to-five job in the nearby town so he wasn't around the farm quite so much but... it still brought back fond memories.
He looks at the toast... and promptly discards the idea. Soggy toast is the worst that would be the worst way to do it. Instead he just walks over.

NoLegs looks up at the approaching farmer and readies his sword... instead the farmer crouches down and beckons him over. NoLegs is curious and approaches, but is greeted with head pats and petting. NoLegs joins the team!

*Somewhere in the distance you feel an autobalancing mechanism begin to turn its baleful eye towards Team 1.*

The King Slime contemplates purchasing the Orbital LAZOR Satellite. It would indeed make a good addition to the team... but he can't access his treasury! Or his bank account for that matter. It's not mentioned or alluded to anywhere in his stat block, so he wasn't allowed to bring any of that into the fight. Oh well... Instead he just flings himself skywards and knocks the satellite about a bit instead.


End of round:
+2 APP


WAVE VII

The summoners whir to life once more, and this time brings two entities to the field. It seems that this summon is multi-part.
Giant Squid and Wooly Mammoth summoned.


Well that round was uneventful.

My guess is that that's going to change shortly...


Field Status:
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up.
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/10,000. 5/10 Toast.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 40,000/40,000.
NoLegs: [Team 1] HP: 60,000. Dash Attack: 1/3. Hiding behind: no one.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 10,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 2/5
Wooly Mammoth: HP: 130,000. Mimmoth Swarm: 0/4.
Giant Squid: HP: 50,000. Ink Shot: 0/2.

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester.

I suggest the giant squid attack the mammoth.

Team 1 needs to sweat for any of this to work!

*Holds up megaphone* Squid, Mammoth, Satellite! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Get into positions! You're the enemy team, for crying out loud! Now Act like it!
-Director who can't seem to quit being one even on his day off

((OOC note: you cannot make entities that are part of the same summoning attack each other. They are bound in blood and being or some other edgelordy nonsense. Nice try soup.))

1 Audience Power Point expended!
Suggestion: Mammoth and Squid, team up with Satellite.

Round 13:
The Mammoth and Squid attempt to get the Satellite's attention. If they want to give these upstarts over here a proper thrashing they're gonna need to work together at least for a bit. The Satellite, being a nonsentient weapons platform, fails to notice the animals wild gesticulations on the ground below, and does nothing.

NoLegs looks around at the others. Somehow he's wound up with an even more unorthodox group of fighters than he's used to. That takes some doing! He turns to the other creatures and steels himself. Despite his more flighty nature, he still seems to be the most durable fight on Team 1... so for now, he fights.

The toaster huddles backwards towards the edge of the arena as the others charge forwards, with NoLegs dashing forwards with feline fury as the King Slime shakes the ground with every thudding landing.

With a bit of mental communication, the mammoth and squid move to cover each other, each taking a different incoming threat. The Squid launches itself up on its less formed tendrils, colliding with the King Slime in midair. The two wrestle as they spin around, with the King Slime managing to bounce itself off the Squid's head... but the Squid remains clearly the victor, as it lashes a tentacle into the King Slime's midst and slams it down into the ground.

Across the way, the Angry Farmer and NoLegs charge at the Mammoth, attempting to take it down with a series of coordinated jabs. The two of them try their best, but it seems that the Mammoth is a tad too great for them, and even with the prodding and stabbing, it finds a way to stomp up the two combatants quite handily. The toaster clinks about with immense nervousness and fear as it chunks out another toast, quickly running over and providing the Farmer with a pair of slices. Just enough to restore him to full.


End of Round:
+2 APP


FINAL WAVE

The combatants, in the middle of their heated battle, don't notice as the sky darkens and takes on a purplish hue. Something is coming. A thunderous roar shakes the arena as eight tower pillars of obsidian rise up out of the ground and a powerful dragon lands in the center of the field.
Enderdragon and Obsidian Pillars summoned.


And here we are...

Let's see how well our plucky rising stars can deal against all three of these huge threats, huh?


Field Status:
Angry Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up.
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/10,000. 4/10 Toast.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 20,000/40,000.
Spiked Slime [Team 1] HP: 3,000/3,000.
NoLegs: [Team 1] HP: 53,000/60,000. Dash Attack: 2/3. Hiding behind: no one.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 10,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 3/5
Wooly Mammoth: HP: 115,000/130,000. Mimmoth Swarm: 1/4.
Giant Squid: HP: 40,000/50,000. Ink Shot: 1/2.
Enderdragon: HP: 110,000/110,000. 25% dodge. Enderfire: 0/4.
Obsidian Pillars: HP: 10,000/10,000. (x8).

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester.

I suggest the unofficial team 2 attack the enderdragon.

OOC, forgot to spawn a squid tentacle last round. Is fixed in this round.

1 Audience Power Point expended!
Suggestion: Mammoth and Squid, attack the Ender Dragon!

Round 14:
The two mighty beasts turn. The Enderdragon's baleful glares passes over them, as if challenging. At first they feel a rustle of fear, but then the tundra mammoth trumpets out in defiance. The squid... squids in defiance. Do squids even have a sound they make? I dunno, the point is they aren't gonna be cowed by an oversized teen spirit lizard with windflaps stapled to its back. They charge.

The dragon lifts up off the ground and swoops forwards, diving past the strikes from the Squid's attacks and only taking a small hit from the tentacle that grazes it. The mammoth, though slower than its counterpart, is still capable and charges into the jaws of death. It charges down into the dragon... which slams right into the mammoth. A poor trajectory calculation causes the mammoth to bounce off of one of the pillars as it is launched skyward.

Team 1 looks across the field at the dragon flapping up above the Squid's reach and raining down dragonfire around it... They look at each other. Things may be bad, but maybe teaming together they can down the dragon? It might be their best shot. NoLegs tosses a tasty treat at the King Slime, who makes a mental note to ask where he got it. The Farmer hops up the King Slime's side to hang onto its crown for a better attacking position, and the two charge forwards.

The dragon swoops around the Squid, spitting fire even though it knows it can't actually deal damage again just yet. With the mammoth still plummeting through the air overhead, the Squid is suitably cowed by this display of superiority. Until it turns to look at something else. The Dragon turns to see what's so important to be more important than it, and gets slammed into by an angry slime monarch at super-boosted velocity thanks to NoLeg's snacktime assistance.

The Angry Farmer leaps from his position as the King Slime repeatedly hops up and down on the dragon's body to keep it down. The Angry Farmer and the singular spiked slime run up the length of the dragon and jab it in the neck several times before it finally claws them off and reclaims its position in the sky.

The Enderdragon glares down at them as the beams of light from the pillars fill it with life force. These insolent fools will get their recompense. A dragon is not to be trifled with, for you are squishy and taste good with ketchup.

The Angry Farmer looks up at the Enderdragon. He grips the pitchfork he was summoned with in his hand, his knuckles white. This wasn't where he expected to be when the tournament ended. For all his internal raving at the beginning... he'd kind of expected to lose immediately again. But here he was, not only was he still alive but he had friends backing him up. He'd seen his brother for the first time in years... He stands up straighter. He doesn't feel quite so angry any more, he'd gotten a bit too distracted to focus on that a while back. He feels something else instead.
The Angry Farmer is now the Determined Farmer. He has the buff "Determined", though what that will do has yet to be seen.

The healing toaster makes another toast and hands two pieces off to the King Slime fully healing it.


End of Round:
+1 APP


Whoa. Now THAT was a round.

I'm actually rooting for the farmer. What has this world come to.


Field Status:
Determined Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up. Determined.
Healing Toaster: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/10,000. 3/10 Toast.
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Spiked Slime [Team 1] HP: 3,000/3,000.
NoLegs: [Team 1] HP: 53,000/60,000. Dash Attack: 3/3. Hiding behind: no one.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 10,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 4/5
Wooly Mammoth: HP: 110,000/130,000. Mimmoth Swarm: 2/4. (Launched: 2 rounds.)
Giant Squid: HP: 40,000/50,000. Ink Shot: 2/2.
Squid Tentacle: HP: 5,000/5,000. (x2)
Enderdragon: HP: 98,000/110,000. 25% dodge. Enderfire: 1/4.
Obsidian Pillars: HP: 10,000/10,000. (x7). HP: 5,000/10,000.

Audience Power Points: 5
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester.

NoLegs use your Dash Attack, Attack 3 Obsidian Pillars.

Wholly Mammoth and Giant Squid, explode the Enderdragon

2 Audience Power Points expended!
Suggestion: NoLegs, use Cat Dash to destroy Obsidian Pillars!
Suggestion: Mammoth and Giant Squid, continue smacking up the Enderdragon.


Round 15:
Team 1 preps themselves and readies to charge into battle once more. NoLegs gets a sudden idea as if from the ether and procs their special ability. The Enderdragon, too focused on the figures that slighted it last round to see his movement, does nothing to stop the cat as he dashes up the side of a pillar and carves straight through the crystal atop it in a straght lunge to the next, blasting about in a series of slices that crash through 4 of the pillars before coming to a stop.
The pillars all detonate at once, and the dragon suddenly recoils in pain as the streams of light turn pitch black for an instant.

The King Slime bounds across the ground, accompanied by the farmer as the Enderdragon bellows in rage. The King Slime bounds into the air... only for the Dragon to flap out of its way. Soaring through the air with the King Slime in hot pursuit, it spins around suddenly, sending fireballs crashing through the air towards several targets...

NoLegs, still cooling down from his attack on the pillars turns just in time and yelps with a pained meow as one of the fireballs slams into him, knocking from his perch to the ground below. Singed and injured, but still kicking.
The King Slime plows right through the blast, shrugging off the attack to continue marching forwards even as a chunk of it is burned off.
The Healing Toaster is totally unprepared.
The Farmer, King Slime, and NoLegs all turn in horror as the final spreadshot of fireballs blast through the air straight towards the party's only dedicated healer. When the smoke clears... There is nothing to be done.
Healing Toaster killed.

The Enderdragon roars victoriously. A bit prematurely as the toaster may have been the heart of the team but they weren't the muscle. They turn to maneuver out of the way of the King Slime's next bound... only to get smacked in the face with a blob of ink. Several more follow and the Enderdragon finds itself totally blinded. And then blindsided when the King Slime slams into it at full speed, accompanied by its lesser slimes and then aided by the Squid attempting to spear the dragon with its tentacles.

This just leaves the mammoth and the Determined Farmer. The Determined Farmer remains slightly shellshocked from losing the toaster so suddenly so the Mammoth goes first. It uses it's special AIR STOMP technique, allowing it to trample enemies while stuck in midair. One blast of air slams into the still-reeling dragon, while the other slams into the damage obsidian pillar, detonating it and dealing backlash damage to the dragon once again!

The Farmer looks at the wreckage that used to be the one that was the reason they were here. The Toaster let him join the group. And now they were gone. He watches as the debris clearing system slowly dematerialized the toaster scraps. He feels the fire in his heart grow even brighter. Determiniation has become FIERY RESOLVE and will be used next turn no matter what.

One of the pieces of toast goes bad, the other two are divvied between the King Slime and NoLegs. A final toast in memory of their fallen comrade. The Obsidian Pillars pulse their healing light into the Enderdragon, diminished as it is by the loss of half their number.


End of Round:
+1 APP


R.I.P. Toaster. You made bad toast, but you made good friends.

Can't be that great they let him get obliterated.

You wanna test how sturdy the glass in front of us is?

no.

That's what I thought.


Field Status:
Determined Farmer: [Team 1] HP: 8,000/8,000. Pitchfork Ready! Pitchfork Throw damage up. FIERY RESOLVE (Using next round!)
King Slime: [Team 1] HP: 31,000/40,000.
Spiked Slime [Team 1] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x2)
NoLegs: [Team 1] HP: 41,000/60,000. Dash Attack: 1/3. Hiding behind: no one.
Orbital LAZOR Strike Satellite: HP: 10,000/30,000. BLAAAAAAAAAARGH: 5/5
Wooly Mammoth: HP: 110,000/130,000. Mimmoth Swarm: 3/4. (Launched: 1 round.)
Giant Squid: HP: 40,000/50,000. Ink Shot: 1/2.
Squid Tentacle: HP: 5,000/5,000. (x3)
Enderdragon: HP: 61,500/110,000. 25% dodge. Enderfire: 2/4. (Inked: 2 rounds.)
Obsidian Pillars: HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3).

Audience Power Points: 4
The Fallen: Evil Skylanders Figurines, Hatsune Miku, Minion Potato Cop Car, LEGO Howard the Duck, Combine Harvester, Healing Toaster.