Double post because busy lately.
Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 10 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 3 / 7)
I begin to sharpen my skills a bit as I wait for TOG's monstrosity to form. I picture an enemy in my head, and wielding the Toy Master Sword, I charge at it. I first take a slash at its hands, disarming it. I then proceed to stab each foot in turn, making it completely off guard when I finish immobilizing it with a slash to the kneecaps. I then stab it at several points which would rupture most species' internal organs, before decapitating it. This may look a bit odd to everyone else, but I don't see a point to dignity at this point. As an aside, I am laying claim to the Greenie and Split Hoodies, the green and red glasses, the Six Sided Slasher, the SA phone, and the Chainbreaker for my gear once we head out, since we will be away from the alchemiter for a while.

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jun 15 2019, 08:03 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat (1/?) Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard (1/?) I crash-land near the battlefield, dazed and confused. I look around to figure out what’s going on, and also look for stuff nearby. Also oof, missed dop by a minute.

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat. (Level 6: 1 / 7). Has two bottles of wine taped to it, with tubes leading from them to your mouth.
Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 3: 1 / 4)
Welcome, welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay here in my humble game!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 15 2019, 08:03 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [2]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Shitty Chinese Knockoff Noctes Consumens (Level 哦伊艾: 3 / 11) Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter: The Infinity. You know, from Borderlands? 10/12 ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 Paincake leviathancake Beholdercake sylph's dress ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood [2] Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: Glitchy Gauntlet --Allies-- Queen Impa II.Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre.  Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. . Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Johnny Five Supercharged.  Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding utensil trifecta and frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. A million Flumphs Queen Impa II gets onto The Caravan and starts building the walls higher using some rocks. Zombie Ogre gets onto the Caravan and starts Johnny V uses magic to turn the rocks the other's are providing into solid chunks of wall to make our defenses better Supercharged Johnny Five hops onto the Caravan and builds up some stronger defenses using rocks Anarchist Cookbot bakes the Libe Scribe's Perforator, the Acupuncture Glove and the Fandom Multitool into a cake, alongside a charge of The Ultimate Recipe. And it's beautiful. It then hops onto the Caravan Johnny Five O' Clock hops onto the Caravan and uses timepowers to superspeed the amount of onions being grown Shreklich heals the Anarchist Cookbot and itself if it can. It then hops onto the Alchemiter. The Flumphs that arent busy shielding become the big flumph balloon for our caravan I vote that everyone get onto the Caravan in order to maximize our travel speed. Also, ectobiology time! Vat 1: Leviathan Meat and Flumph. Vat 2: Pope's saliva and Ender_Smirk's spilled blood and another Flumph. Vat 3: Slice of Beholdercake and Popomatic Basher. Vat 4: Leviathan's Claw. I then slap that mixing button, creating my perfect creature! With the hunk and hard of a Leviathan that float's with teh grace of a flumph, I craft its body. With the loyalty and determination of my pet, the intellect of my ally and the goodness and shrekness of another Flumph do I mold its mind. With the true randomness of the popmatic hammer channeled through the eyestocks of a beholder do I arm my beast, and with the strong grips of the beast of the ocean do I enforce its tendrils to strengthen it. My creature. It is beautiful. AND IT LIVES! Actually, to make sure that it's perfect I buy the holopad and superglue it to the Ectobiology lab. I kick down the saliva door in a hopefully badass manner (gimmepointsforthispls) and low and behold: behind the door is a grocery store! I take 1d6 groceries from there and then return the field. Aka walk back out of the saliva door. I use the still-hot barrel of my recently-fired gun to cauterize any open wounds on myself in the most badass way since that other way from that one movie that one time. I then hop onto the Caravan.

-=GENES=-
Carapace and Flesh: Levflumph Slurry
Brain: Pope Smirk Flumph
Attack and Limbs: Popomatic Masher, Beholderstalks, Claw
ECTOBIOLOGIZING….
The Mawflumph.
A flumphy, furry being with hundreds of tentacles coming out the bottom, surrounding a huge, gaping maw. Each of those tentacles is tipped with a claw, and a array of larger tentacles come out of the top of the beast, each tipped with a Beholding eye. The beast floats aimlessly through the air.. While it has the potential to be loyal and intelligent, and holds all of the knowledge of Pope the Doggo and the Survivor, Ender Smirk, it's unsure how to put this knowledge to use, and instead will just floof through the air like a jellyfish, not attacking..
..unless provoked.
Ectobiologizing complete.
This consumes two of your Flumphshields, a piece of Leviathan Meat, the rest of the Beholder, a Leviathan Claw, and the Popomatic Masher.
3 Material points gained. This combined with your gun cauterizing gains you +1 Grit.
Speaking of, you then somehow heal yourself with a gun, boosting you up to 18 HP.
+8 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 15 2019, 09:14 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 7/10) Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = Liquid Starlight (Level 11: 2/12) Equipped: [Body] Developer's Coat [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Creation Glyph Jupiter Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) I give Pope a full checkup. I make sure he's well-fed (which he is, because of the glitch), clean his mouth with a clean shirt in lieu of a toothbrush, and check him for fleas. He's in perfect health, despite the radioactive wizard's tophat he's wearing! To celebrate, we play a lovely game of fetch, followed by hide-and-seek. Then, I put on the Developer's Coat (who knows, might confer upon me some expertise for this) and buy a Spirograph Badge. I whip out an employee keycard and fiddle with the Omega Collar to improve it, and do the same thing to the Spirograph Badge. Then, I pin the badge to the collar. Wizard doggo is gaining levels!

Pope is boosted to 100% affection! +5 MHP and +2 Regen is given to him.
The Badge is pinned to Pope’s collar, and he glows..
A suddenly, a new name appears on the Echeladder and Ability Tabs! Pope can now gain EXP! Le gasp.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jun 16 2019, 12:00 AM)

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 5 / 7) Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 2 / 4). ((The boundary between 'Sburb construct' and 'functional technology' is irrelevant with regard to preentry SkaiaNet products, given a Sburb-created universe.)) See if we can mount some Shards of the Leviathan's Shell on Fort Alchemiter to increase its durability.

+1 AC to the alchemiter walls! -3 Leviathan Shell Shards.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 16 2019, 01:44 AM)

non-actions ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash(Cooldown:0 Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress=Jade Witch’s Gown 7/12 Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper=Admin Tools 9/14 ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary: Skaia Sticks Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs Equipment:Chef's Hat (Action)I head down to plant a grape and a tomato (Free)I look around the place for a Crystal Ball (Action)I attempt to use OBJECTIFY again on the Graphite to take out the Concept of Darkness (Free)I look around for a Flashlight 2-in-1 Post

You plant a tomato and grape. This consumes, well, a tomato and a grape.
You search..
[16]
+1 Crystal Ball!
Objectify succeeds! You obtain Darkness. The graphite does not become light, though. Weird.
You search again..
[19]
Flashlight obtained!
+5 EXP.

QUOTE (Winkins @ Jun 16 2019, 02:48 AM)

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jun 16 2019, 02:03 AM) Uhhh, pardon me asking, but what does this /plcoco and /ploco stuff mean that you guys keep posting? /ploco is just another way to say /Placeholder. The GMs from this community sometimes posts Skeledop which as the name imply, is the outline of the update which they will fill in at a later date. When the Skeledop is posted, Players here use their "/ploco"s to edit in their future actions when the skeledop is filled in with the actual update. This is important as mechanics such as using 2 actions in an update can be achieved by posting 2 posts. Sometimes, player are late to reply and end up being the last to create a post for the update with no one else posting after them. Considering its rather rude to Double-Post, the player will end up with only 1 action for that turn instead what could have been two actions. Therefore, Players use "/ploco"s early to guaranty a chance to post 2 actions. Of course, sometimes they forgot they even had a /ploco there in the first place and miss the update. Chief's Hat && Camo suit = SWAT Bodysuit. (Level 5: 3 / 6) Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 7 / 7) With no other distractions in sight, I place the Alchemiter in the trunk of the car, somehow, and start calling people to get into the car to start the trip to the Tower. Idly, I wave to the newcomer and welcome them to the group.

+1 to both alchemies for helping the new player.
You attempt to place the whole Alchemiter, walls, garden and all, into the trunk of a car. This fails, even with the car’s trunk being twice as big thanks to spacial warping. Instead, you settle for winching the base to the car, so you can drag it with you. The base adapts to this, wheels popping out the bottom.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 16 2019, 02:09 PM)

Menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. QUOTE ((..actually, is the transportalizer even a SBURB construct? Jade had them before she Entered, as did Roxy iirc. I think Jane may have as well???)) (So did Rose... let's just say they're not and move on) Power Gauntlets Alpha 7/7 DONE!!! Spork && Architects Trident 3/? I head off to find more imps. But before I do, I use the Sludgesnatcher ability to grab paradox slime of myself to deposit into Vat 1. KM: Hullo newbie! KM: I'm Keane McZupp, and the floating ghost guy over there is Blue. KM: It's nice to meet you!

Sludgesnatcher is used. The sludge is obtained.
+4 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 17 2019, 10:39 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 8/10) Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = Liquid Starlight (Level 11: 3/12) Equipped: [Body] Developer's Coat [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Hammerhead Digger Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Creation Glyph Jupiter Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Entity Commands [Pope] Create Water @ Reservoir [Spectre] Plant Assorted Vegetables & Pineapples @ Garden [Lich] Plant Assorted Vegetables & Grape @ Garden [Shreklich] Plant Assorted Vegetables & Tomatoes @ Garden [Energizer Bunny] 1. Battery Party 2. Manipulate (create a forest and cut it down) [Batteries] Bodyguard Chain With the Hammerhead Digger, I build up a large reservoir out of rocks inside the Alchemiter walls, and dig out water channels connected to it that go into the garden for irrigation.

You use 12 Rocks to create irrigation for the garden.
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jun 18 2019, 04:40 AM)

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 6 / 7) Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 3 / 4). There once was a maiden who clarified "Reality does not exist." and that tried to remind you what was even going on anymore. The nedbens search for...things you can find on roofs! Shingles, roof tiles, air conditioners, solar panels, weather vanes, if it should be on top of a building but the building's collapsed, let's see if it survived the fall.

You search! Ned1’s roll is..
[16]
You find a broken Air Conditioner!
Ned2’s roll is…
[10]
All he finds are some roof tiles.
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 18 2019, 04:36 PM)

menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker other stuff: Glitchy Gauntlets, Indigo Flame, Power Gauntlets Alpha, Spork Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Spork && Architects Trident 4/? I&& Perfectly Generic Object 1/? I steal a bit of hair from Pope and slap it into the ectobiology machine. Blue: Okay, that didn't work. B: I'm going to start charging another meteor now! B: It will have an intellibeam. B: I'll need backup. BLUE CHARGE METEOR: [IIIII]

Spork && Architects Trident = Worldshaper Spork. (Level 5: 1 / 6)
I&& Perfectly Generic Object = Perfectly Generic Charge Point. (Level 3: 1 / 4)
You didn’t state which Vat, so I’ll place it in the second one for now.
Blue begins doing so.
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 18 2019, 06:34 PM)

Double post because busy lately. Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 10 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 3 / 7) I begin to sharpen my skills a bit as I wait for TOG's monstrosity to form. I picture an enemy in my head, and wielding the Toy Master Sword, I charge at it. I first take a slash at its hands, disarming it. I then proceed to stab each foot in turn, making it completely off guard when I finish immobilizing it with a slash to the kneecaps. I then stab it at several points which would rupture most species' internal organs, before decapitating it. This may look a bit odd to everyone else, but I don't see a point to dignity at this point. As an aside, I am laying claim to the Greenie and Split Hoodies, the green and red glasses, the Six Sided Slasher, the SA phone, and the Chainbreaker for my gear once we head out, since we will be away from the alchemiter for a while.

+8 EXP.
You claim the hoodies, the Glasses, the Six Sided Slasher, a SA Phone, and the Chainbreaker.

EoTB:

Okay, so a lot of these entity orders mention “The Caravan.” I’m going to assume that’s the Alchemiter Base.
The Imp enters the alchemiter base/trailer and builds up the walls, for +2 MHP. The Ogre boards the Alchemiter and idles. Johnny V boosts the walls even further for +1 AC. Johnny Five Supercharged adds more rocks to the walls, using 5 rocks and giving a +4 MHP boost.
The Anarchist Cookbot uses The Ultimate Recipe, using bombs, flamethrowers, copies of the Anarchist’s Cookbook, along with the Lime Scribe’s Perforator, the Acupuncture Glove, and the Fandom Multitool to create the Everblight Cake, a one use consumable that will deal massive AoE damage and inflict Radiation for three turns on the entire enemy side. All alchemy materials used are consumed. The Cookbot then leaps onto the Alchemiter Base. Johnny Five O’ Clock boards the Alchemiter Base and raises the amount the plants grow to 32%.The Shreklich follows it on, then heals itself and the Cookbot for 5 and 3 HP, respectively.
The rest of the flumphs all floof and cling to the alchemiter.
Pope fills the Reservoir with water, irrigating the plants. Spectre plants a Pineapple in the garden. Apex’s Lich plants a second tomato in the garden.
The Energizer Bunny uses Battery Party, summoning yet another battery. The game promptly smacks a limit onto how many batteries there can be. It then casts Manipulate, a forest popping up and promptly being cut down. +10 Logs!
Regen happens. Spectre waves, and fades away.

Battlefield:

Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[???] [ELITE] The Mawflumph. 80 / 80 HP. 15% Dodge. Gaze: IIII

[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery E. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery D.

[S-OBJI] Cardboard Box. 1/1 Hp. One person can hide inside. Person hiding in it has 50% Dodge. Winkins inside.

[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 49 / 60 Hp.
[s] SirNatureWriter. 20 / 20 Hp.
[S] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P-Apex/Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 20 / 20 Hp. 2 Regen. 25% Dodge. Affection: 100%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 13 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] V2: 20 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 18 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats.
[S] Nedben2: 20 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 15 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 21 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[P] Kalare. 20 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Points: II. Glitchy Gauntlet. 4 Flumphshields.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit. Hitched to the Alchemiter Base, can pull it behind it.
Alchemiter Walls. 46 / 46 HP. 2 AC. Defenses: Clothes.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 42. Clinging to Alchemiter, allowing it to hover. Can be ordered to raise it higher.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III ACTIVE, CANNOT CHARGE.

At long last, I claim my wish.
For those who don't know, there's a secret in the doc (look under the poem in the Alchemy tab) that, when completed, gave you a wish. There's still one left, by the way. That's how TOG got the Armageddon Orb, and now, I'm going to get something special indeed.
I craft my wish carefully, and sending it up to whatever being granted it, receive it's result. A lovely, ornate key of previous metals and gems appears in my hand. When I turn it in the air, it unlocks a doorway to an extradimensional room, or simply teleports me and others I choose inside if I will it.
This room is, in fact, a metalsmith's workshop, no, paradise. It is full of tools and devices for the craft, from hammers and tongs to all kinds of furnaces.
All I need is raw materials to work with. But those will come soon...

In the meantime, I send Pope to talk to his ecto-descendant.
He rushes off excitedly to go meet the Mawflumph, barking loudly enough to be heard but in a soft enough tone that it conveys friendliness, prompting the Mawflumph to descend. The moment it lays eyes on Pope, it is struck by a sense of familiarity.
"Hi!" barks Pope. The Mawflumph can understand him, because of their shared knowledge, of course.
"I'm told you already know how you came to be and the general situation because you've got all the knowledge of me and that hoodied dude. That's great! But you're wondering why you should help us out with fighting baddies and all, right? Well, I'll tell you why: because this gang is awesome!
You know just as well as I do how I felt being alone in that restaurant, surrounded by death and having to hide from those nasty creatures. And you know how great it felt to be taken in, to be cared for by Apex and Kalare, to be given magic...
Pope casts Light, illuminating his nose in a lovely fluorescent green, and giving one of the Mawflumph's tentacles a boop. Dispelling the glow, he continues. "You already know how safe and caring this merry crew is. And they're the best option you've got in this dying world. So, Mawflumph, what do you say? Won't you help us? Won't you be my friend?"

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 11 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 4 / 7)
I walk over to the Mawflumph. "Hello. I will skip the pleasantries and be frank with you. The universe is apparently fated to be erased in 3 days, and we have the only chance of getting out beforehand. You can choose to try to kill us, which would be as good as murdering yourself, ignore us, which also gets you killed, or help us. I presume you can figure out, beyond any emotions, the best option?"
I know logic will get the message through the fastest to something with my brain, so this is simply the easiest option.

I claim my entities, their items and everything under my "inventory" tab for the sideqwuest.
I plant one material (another onion) in the garden.
I then grant Fuffy the Glitchy Gauntlet.

I implore the great deep one to join my side and be the key figure in our sidequest in order to rescue a man of great importance. If that doesn't work, I bribe it with the onioncake that the cookbot just made.

[1] I bake up a storm, mixing a broken iphone, the pencil perforator and the door to down under into a cake of pure suffering.

[2] I bake another cake, mixing the scribblers needles, the quillwands and the shankneedles of stabwrath into a spiny little cake of doom.

Spork && Architects Trident 5/?
I&& Perfectly Generic Object=Perfectly Generic Charge Point 2/?

I use the Ectobiology Machine. I take the X chromosomes from the Vat 2 Pope Hair and discard the Y chromosomes in my sludge. I then add the X chromosomes to my sludge, making the clone of me female. I then create her, and christen her Kayla.

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 7 / 7) Done!
Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 4 / 4). Done!

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = 1/?
Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = 1/?

The nedbens search for...ambient wildlife? Did any squirrels, birds, or other miscellaneous minor beasts survive the meteors and outrun the various underlings?

In case any birds are flying around, they also check upward. How's the weather and time looking?

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat (Level 6: 2/7)
Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 4: 2/4)

I make my way to Fort Alchemiter.

(Free)I Squint at Apex
(Action)I get as many pieces of Graphite I can from the Infinity Use Pencil
(Free)I look around for a intact stack of Printer Paper, basically I look for paper
(Action)I invoke the Mind and Hope Aspect with the Skaia Sticks to Force me into an illusion where I face off a horde of enemies with only the Skaia Sticks as weapons, and after the Horde is finished it rewinds for me to practice over and over and over and over and ov-I black out.

When I come to,I find myself lying on the ground with a severe nosebleed,apparently, I shouldn’t try to force my brain to think even faster otherwise it would overheat...At Least I got good practice though

2-in-1 Post

THE PLAN is complete.

I give the papers to Paradox, and lay out the rocks and pencils for the Energizer Bunny to Manipulate.
Hey, if they’re just lying out there, they’re part of the environment. I pulverize 50 of these rocks into dust, which I spread all over the Car and the Alchemiter Walls. Then, I tie all of the new clothes into rope. Finally, I borrow the Eye of English and Crystal Ball, hold up the Smith’s Key, and open a doorway to the Workshop, taking with me Pope, my Lich, the Shreklich, Queen Impa II, the Zombie Ogre and the Johnny 5s, and through the power of the Eye of English and my Eyes of Flame showing me the route to success (with the aid of the Crystal Ball and a sacrificed metal rock), I craft a Cuirass from metal scraps, Leviathan scales and a shell shard, demonstrating how it’s done and leaving Pope with the Eye to guide the rest further.

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 12 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 5 / 7)
I continue training, this time envisioning a swarm of enemies around me. First move I jump at the first one, stabbing his head to knock him down, allowing me to ride the corpse. Followed up by pulling up the sword with the being still impaled, letting him take the hits for me. I then begin stabbing through the corpse, keeping it between me and the greatest enemy number at all times. When this becomes impossible, I discard the body, and perform the legendary Legend of Zelda move known as the Spin Slash. This cuts through a few of them, which allows me enough breathing room to jump onto one of their heads(stand in is a nearby boulder), and then jump over the crowd to get to a building for a chokepoint. Follow up by letting them try to get me through the single entrance.
Yes, I do put too much thought into my strategy when training.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 18 2019, 07:16 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 9/10) Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = Liquid Starlight (Level 11: 4/12) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Hammerhead Digger Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Creation Glyph Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Smith's Key At long last, I claim my wish. For those who don't know, there's a secret in the doc (look under the poem in the Alchemy tab) that, when completed, gave you a wish. There's still one left, by the way. That's how TOG got the Armageddon Orb, and now, I'm going to get something special indeed. I craft my wish carefully, and sending it up to whatever being granted it, receive it's result. A lovely, ornate key of previous metals and gems appears in my hand. When I turn it in the air, it unlocks a doorway to an extradimensional room, or simply teleports me and others I choose inside if I will it. This room is, in fact, a metalsmith's workshop, no, paradise. It is full of tools and devices for the craft, from hammers and tongs to all kinds of furnaces. All I need is raw materials to work with. But those will come soon... In the meantime, I send Pope to talk to his ecto-descendant. He rushes off excitedly to go meet the Mawflumph, barking loudly enough to be heard but in a soft enough tone that it conveys friendliness, prompting the Mawflumph to descend. The moment it lays eyes on Pope, it is struck by a sense of familiarity. "Hi!" barks Pope. The Mawflumph can understand him, because of their shared knowledge, of course. "I'm told you already know how you came to be and the general situation because you've got all the knowledge of me and that hoodied dude. That's great! But you're wondering why you should help us out with fighting baddies and all, right? Well, I'll tell you why: because this gang is awesome! You know just as well as I do how I felt being alone in that restaurant, surrounded by death and having to hide from those nasty creatures. And you know how great it felt to be taken in, to be cared for by Apex and Kalare, to be given magic... Pope casts Light, illuminating his nose in a lovely fluorescent green, and giving one of the Mawflumph's tentacles a boop. Dispelling the glow, he continues. "You already know how safe and caring this merry crew is. And they're the best option you've got in this dying world. So, Mawflumph, what do you say? Won't you help us? Won't you be my friend?"

So the metallurgy workshop is a thing now, i guess.
The Mawflumph considers… And.. does something resembling a nod. Mawflumph recruited.
+3 EXP.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 18 2019, 07:26 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 11 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 4 / 7) I walk over to the Mawflumph. "Hello. I will skip the pleasantries and be frank with you. The universe is apparently fated to be erased in 3 days, and we have the only chance of getting out beforehand. You can choose to try to kill us, which would be as good as murdering yourself, ignore us, which also gets you killed, or help us. I presume you can figure out, beyond any emotions, the best option?" I know logic will get the message through the fastest to something with my brain, so this is simply the easiest option.

The Mawflumph, already allied with you guys, ignores you in favor of floofing through the air.

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 19 2019, 11:16 AM)

Menu ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [3]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1,2] Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Shitty Chinese Knockoff Noctes Consumens (Level 哦伊艾: 5 / 11) Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter: The Infinity. You know, from Borderlands? 12/12 Wait so bandages can fix *anything*? hmm... add that with some shorterm retcons via time reversal and... Bullets || ( Bandages && Shattered Timekeepers ) = bullets what reverse the victims time to fix them. 1/?? ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 Paincake leviathancake Beholdercake rogue of blood pjs infinite use pencil paincake everblight cake fruit cake blackheir hood the infinity bottle of liquid mana zap lenses paper glyph glove ---Equipped--- Primary: The Infinity Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood [2] Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: paper glyph glove --Allies-- Queen Impa II.Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre.  Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. . Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Johnny Five Supercharged.  Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding utensil trifecta and frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. Mawflumph Queen Impa II Zombie Ogre g Johnny V uses magic to heal shreklich Supercharged Johnny Five Anarchist Cookbot bakes an onioncake using one material Johnny Five O' Clock Shreklich heals the Anarchist Cookbot Mawflumph, if successfully converted to my side, takes all my entities and ES and Fuffy and I unto itself and heads off I claim my entities, their items and everything under my "inventory" tab for the sideqwuest. I plant one material (another onion) in the garden. I then grant Fuffy the Glitchy Gauntlet. I implore the great deep one to join my side and be the key figure in our sidequest in order to rescue a man of great importance. If that doesn't work, I bribe it with the onioncake that the cookbot just made. [1] I bake up a storm, mixing a broken iphone, the pencil perforator and the door to down under into a cake of pure suffering. [2] I bake another cake, mixing the scribblers needles, the quillwands and the shankneedles of stabwrath into a spiny little cake of doom.

Bullets || ( Bandages && Shattered Timekeepers ) = Rewinder Rounds. (Level 8: 1 / 9)
You claim a shitton of items.
You bake some cakes.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 19 2019, 08:08 PM)

Menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker other stuff: Glitchy Gauntlets, Indigo Flame, Power Gauntlets Alpha, Spork Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Spork && Architects Trident 5/? I&& Perfectly Generic Object=Perfectly Generic Charge Point 2/? I use the Ectobiology Machine. I take the X chromosomes from the Vat 2 Pope Hair and discard the Y chromosomes in my sludge. I then add the X chromosomes to my sludge, making the clone of me female. I then create her, and christen her Kayla.

...I gave a level for the charge point, fuffy.
You use the ectomachine to create-
[ERROR 2154: INSUFFICIENT GENETIC MATERIAL FOR DESIRED CREATION]
Oh.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jun 19 2019, 08:33 PM)

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 7 / 7) Done! Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 4 / 4). Done! Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = 1/? Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = 1/? The nedbens search for...ambient wildlife? Did any squirrels, birds, or other miscellaneous minor beasts survive the meteors and outrun the various underlings? In case any birds are flying around, they also check upward. How's the weather and time looking?

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 1 / 13)
Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 1 / 8)
You find some animals running around.
It’s a mostly clear sky, with some clouds. It’s the afternoon.

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jun 19 2019, 09:29 PM)

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat = Juicer Hat (Level 6: 2/7) Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard = Skate or Die Lootbox (Level 4: 2/4) I make my way to Fort Alchemiter.

You do that.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 20 2019, 01:24 AM)

non-actions ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash(Cooldown:0 Turns left) Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress=Jade Witch’s Gown 9/12 Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper=Admin Tools 11/14 ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary: Skaia Sticks Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs(Cooldown:0 turns left) (Free)I Squint at Apex (Action)I get as many pieces of Graphite I can from the Infinity Use Pencil (Free)I look around for a intact stack of Printer Paper, basically I look for paper (Action)I invoke the Mind and Hope Aspect with the Skaia Sticks to Force me into an illusion where I face off a horde of enemies with only the Skaia Sticks as weapons, and after the Horde is finished it rewinds for me to practice over and over and over and over and ov-I black out. When I come to,I find myself lying on the ground with a severe nosebleed,apparently, I shouldn’t try to force my brain to think even faster otherwise it would overheat...At Least I got good practice though 2-in-1 Post

You get some tiny bits of Graphite.. But being pencil sized, they aren’t big enough to count for the inventory.
You already have paper though?
+6 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 20 2019, 04:45 PM)

THE PLAN is complete. Info Menu Foreword So you’ve been dying to know what THE PLAN is? Well, you’re in luck. (unless you’re carleah). The premise is as follows: due to a certain act of mine, our supply of rocks and clothes is no longer infinite. Except it still is. Because they are Level 0 materials, they take only one turn to create. And since you can start a new alchemy immediately after an old one is finished… Alchemies: Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 10/10) (Done!) Paper -D- (Level 0: 1/1) (New!) (Done!) (x25) Clothes -D- (Level 0: 1/1) (New!) (Done!) (x50) Pencil -D- (Level 0: 1/1) (New!) (Done!) (x100) Rock -D- (Level 0: 1/1) (New!) (Done!) (x250) Hammer -D- (Level 1: 1/2) (New!) Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = Liquid Starlight (Level 11: 5/12) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Hammerhead Digger Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Crystal Ball Creation Glyph Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Smith's Key Entity Commands [Energizer Bunny] 1. Manipulate @ Pencils (turn graphite lead into grapheme & wood into logs) 2. Manipulate @ Rocks (turn into nickel-chromium based superalloy, including the dust) (if that isn’t allowed for some reason, turn them into titanium ore) [Pope] Equip Eye of English (put it back once you’re done, boy), cast Speak with Animals (or Speak with Other Creatures, in his case?) & guide other entities during smithing with the Eye @ Smith’s Workshop [Lich] Create Cuirass @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales On loan from Kalare [Shreklich] Create Cuirass @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales [Queen Impa II] Create Cuirass @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales [Zombie Ogre] Create Greaves @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales [Johnny V] Create Greaves @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales [Supercharged Johnny Five] Create Greaves @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales [Johnny Five O' Clock] Create Greaves @ Smith’s Workshop w/ Metallic Rocks & Leviathan Scales I give the papers to Paradox, and lay out the rocks and pencils for the Energizer Bunny to Manipulate. Hey, if they’re just lying out there, they’re part of the environment. I pulverize 50 of these rocks into dust, which I spread all over the Car and the Alchemiter Walls. Then, I tie all of the new clothes into rope. Finally, I borrow the Eye of English and Crystal Ball, hold up the Smith’s Key, and open a doorway to the Workshop, taking with me Pope, my Lich, the Shreklich, Queen Impa II, the Zombie Ogre and the Johnny 5s, and through the power of the Eye of English and my Eyes of Flame showing me the route to success (with the aid of the Crystal Ball and a sacrificed metal rock), I craft a Cuirass from metal scraps, Leviathan scales and a shell shard, demonstrating how it’s done and leaving Pope with the Eye to guide the rest further.

You attempt to shatter game balance and make a lot of stuff at once. This causes multiple things to happen.
First of all, your mass alchemies go through.. But the game errors out due to the mass amount of items, preventing anything from rising above +20! +20 Paper, Clothes, Pencils, and Rocks! Second of all, Level 0 is emergency patched out of existence, every item that used to be Level 0 being “upgraded” to Level 1.
And finally, actions!
You refrain from spreading rockdust due to the lowered amount of rocks.
Now, normally, Eyes of Flame only gives you glimpses of the future, not paths to victory. But combined with the Eye of English, it’s able to do what you wish, and timeline after timeline flashes before your eyes, images of ones where you’re a skilled metalsmith over your eyes, burning (heh) the steps to create a cuirass and other “””basic””” items into your mind. The Crystal Ball and Eye of English crack slightly, each loosing 2 durability. -1 Rock.
-1 Leviathan Shell Shard, -15 Leviathan Scales, and -1 Metal Scrap.
+1 Scaledged Cuirass.
Smithshop set up! It appears you can’t make very good Grieves out of just melted down Metallic Rocks and Metal Scraps though.. Perhaps try making it into the shape of sheets or something? Hell if I know,

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 22 2019, 02:23 AM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 12 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 5 / 7) I continue training, this time envisioning a swarm of enemies around me. First move I jump at the first one, stabbing his head to knock him down, allowing me to ride the corpse. Followed up by pulling up the sword with the being still impaled, letting him take the hits for me. I then begin stabbing through the corpse, keeping it between me and the greatest enemy number at all times. When this becomes impossible, I discard the body, and perform the legendary Legend of Zelda move known as the Spin Slash. This cuts through a few of them, which allows me enough breathing room to jump onto one of their heads(stand in is a nearby boulder), and then jump over the crowd to get to a building for a chokepoint. Follow up by letting them try to get me through the single entrance. Yes, I do put too much thought into my strategy when training.

+8 EXP.

EoTB:

The Anarchist Cookbot bakes an onioncake, using a material point..
Shreklich heals the Anarchist Cookbot for 3 HP.
The Energizer Bunny turns all the Pencils into logs, and all the rocks into Titanium Ore. The rocks, no longer rocks, merge with the Metal Scraps row, turning it into just “Metal”. Building up a stockpile of materials, nice. Pope then leads some entities into the smithshop. Without being able to make Grieves, each entity instead crafts a Cuirass.
...or they would, if there were more then 5 Shell Shards. Instead, only 5 Curaisses are created.
-5 Leviathan Shell Shard, -75 Leviathan Scales, and -5 Metal.
The Mawflumph picks up Kalare, ES, Fuffy, and all of Kalare’s entities in its tentacles and floofs off through the sky towards a certain city…
SIDEQUEST BEGUN: Arbiterquest
This shall be explained in its opening post.
Regen happens.

Battlefield:

Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery E. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery D.

[S-OBJI] Cardboard Box. 1/1 Hp. One person can hide inside. Person hiding in it has 50% Dodge. Winkins inside.

[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 49 / 60 Hp.
[S] SirNatureWriter. 20 / 20 Hp.
[P-Apex/Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 20 / 20 Hp. 2 Regen. 25% Dodge. Affection: 100%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 18 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats.
[S] Nedben2: 20 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 15 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 21 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit. Hitched to the Alchemiter Base, can pull it behind it.
Alchemiter Walls. 46 / 46 HP. 2 AC. Defenses: Clothes.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 42. Clinging to Alchemiter, allowing it to hover. Can be ordered to raise it higher.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III.

The vote's been decided! You guys will advance at the end of next turn.

2-in-1 Post!

1. I use the Creation Glyph to make a portal from the Battlefield to the sidequest zone so Ender can finish his alchemies. Then, I use the Hammerhead Digger to dig up any sand and clay we have around us.
2. I search for ceramics and pottery.

(Action)I continue practicing Strifes with my Skaia Sticks,maybe if I push the Aspects this way then...
(Bonus)I look around for some twine balls, you know, the very good strings ??
(Action)I see if I can OBJECTIFY the Light from the Flashlight after turning it on
(Bonus)I sit next to the firepit and sleep for a bit, lulled by the heat...

2-in-1-Post

/ploco

The Mawflumph swirls through the air, passing over town after town, rapidly approaching a distant city. Now, on discord, the players have been chatting, in character, with a mysterious voice, that of a Arbiter. The one who writes the player responses and EOTB, in universe. They claim to be in a bunker, in this city, and so these three players, TOG, King Fuffy, and Ender_Smirk, have come to save them.
As they approach the city, the players notice something. The entire city is shrouded in a fog-like cloud of pitch black darkness, preventing them from seeing most of the city. The Mawflumph flies through the air to the edges of the city, where the darkness is only a faint mist, and sets the players and their entities down. What shall they do?

Battlefield:

Distance from the Tower
NOTE: All of your alchemies are paused right now, and you cannot create more while the sidequest is going on. You can only use items in the Sidequest Inventory section.
Field Effects: Darkness. You are unable to scout ahead, as the darkness blocks your sight. You can only move forward and pray.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: City Outskirts.

[S] [ELITE] The Mawflumph. 80 / 80 HP. 15% Dodge. Gaze: IIII
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 13 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P] Kalare. 20 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Points: II. Glitchy Gauntlet. 4 Flumphshields.
[P] Shrek Lich. 57 / 60 Hp. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare???] Anarchist Cookbot. 9 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III. Chef’s Hat: +25% Cooking Ability*. 2 Flumphshields.
*Cooking Ability may or may not be a stat.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five o’ Clock. 10 / 10 Hp. 1 AC (Base: 3). Wearing Slyph’s Dress and wielding Clockbreaker. +3 Regen, -2 AC.2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 2 AC (Base: 3). Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magical. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. 2 Flumphshields.

I rearranged my items and my entities' items.

I grind EXP by practicing (safe) strife with my entities. x2 actions.

Meanwhile on the main group...
Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 2 / 13)
Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 2 / 8)

Attempt to lure some of the animals over with one of the Assorted Veggies in an attempt to acquire any miscellaneous biological material, such as naturally shed feathers and fur.

I equip my Red Glasses and attempt to see if I can see any visions through the smoke. I also attempt to Noclip my way through nearby walls to slowly move towards forwards, so that I can figure out where enemies may be.

Creation Glyph && Zodiac Sigil = Starborn Sigil (Level 12: 3 / 13)
Power Gauntlets Alpha && Medigun = MediFists (Level 7: 3 / 8)

The nedbens dance and sing weirdly. What does this do? Nobody knows....yet.

More importantly, the Nedbens use the Knife of Fate References and the Vampiric Skaia Sticks to do inadvisable things with soul surgery and the Heart aspect on the oversoul of local Nedbens to try and grant them magic circuits. We must become wizard.