Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 7 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 7 / 7)
I check a nearby rock, and test something. I attempt to noclip my fingernail through it and simply... stay, after the noclip is up. If the rock's atoms where my fingernal was are displaced, I rush up to the Lich closest to death, and noclip my hand through its arm, waiting a second, and then catching it once it separates. If my added existence stat doesn't do that, I instead just continue my Six Sided Slasher rampage, with similar amputational results.

I give Pope a gentle, affectionate pat. It's an absolutely lovely pat, so wonderful we just have to share the healing joy it creates with Johnny V!

Chief's Hat && Camo suit = SWAT Bodysuit. (Level 5: 2 / 6)
Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 6 / 7)

Out on the corners of my eyes, I spot a truck with its lights on and a shadowy figure in the driver seat. However, that's wasn't what took my attention as my eyes drift to the semi-trailer with its contents exposed to the naked eye.

Boxes, Cardboard boxes of all sort of sizes were in there, big, small, you couldn't miss em as they were stacked over one another. No one noticed the truck as the sheer Cardboard box Essence had engulfed it and made it invisible to the normal non-sneaky boi. With reverence, I take one of the boxes and placed it over me as I was hidden to the world and all the sneakiness that box entitled.

It was perfect.

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 8 / 16)
Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 1 / 7)
I let TOG get the next Johnny Five armed up with whatever he wants. I also begin to hit any surviving Liches "Right where it hurts!" Hope they do in fact have blood to spill.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Jun 11 2019, 03:49 PM)

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 4 / 7) Fate Poster || Knife = 1/? Hopefully we get an Azoth Sword dagger outta that. The Nedbens return from AFK status to attack the stunned Lich 1 with Gemini Beatdown. Ned1 grabs the iBash, Ned2 grabs the Multiuse Masher. Neither are particularly good weapons, but they're decent weapons, so maybe a phone or a swiss army knife grant interesting status effects. We should probably leave the good weapons to the active types anyway.

Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 1 / 4). Spews out lines and occasionally special effects from Fate when used.
BASH! KABANG! EXCITING HAMMER SOUND EFFECTS MONTAGE! WAAALLOP! ANNND.
SMASH!.
10 damage! -2 durability to both items!
The iBash’s uh, phoneness, and the Multiuse Masher’s versatility combine to give the Lich app roulette! Each round, a random mobile app will be selected off the top of the GM’s head, and it will have a negative effect depending on the app!
+9 EXP, more then you would usually get because you’ve been AFK.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Jun 11 2019, 03:52 PM)

Non-Actions ---Skills--- Rewrite Objectify Blinding Slash Animate Meditate Witch Bolt ---Alchemy--- Heirfree Hood && Sylph's Dress=Jade Witch’s Gown 5/12 Skaia Sticks ||Repairing Enhanced Piece of Overly Magical Paper=Admin Tools 7/14 ---Inventory--- Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Blood Donators,Archmage Robes,Medic's Specs,Skaia Sticks,Rock Shirt,Chef's Hat,Stirfry ---Equipped--- Primary: Skaia Sticks Secondary:Oblivion's Timekeepers Generic Clothes Armor:Heirfree Hood Equipment:Medic Specs Equipment:Chef's Hat (Free)I take aim at the Beholder... (Action)And then use Witch Bolt at Beholder with the Skaia Sticks (Free)I then jump down from the Alchemiter walls (Action)I  Plant a Grape and a tomato into the garden /ploco

Don’t really know why you marked the flavor of taking aim as a free action, but okay.
5 damage! BEHOLDER SLAIN!
+4 EXP!
You cannot make two actions in one post!

QUOTE (ThatOtherGuy @ Jun 11 2019, 04:15 PM)

MENU ---Talents--- -Gunplay- True Grit: Gain grit through badassery. [1]. Sharp Shooting: -1 Grit; aim for the [anything]. Trick Shot: -X Grit; 1 ricochet per Grit -Culinary- Baking up a Storm: Bake a cake. Grocery Run: 1d6 random consumables. Out of This World: Turn an underling into a cake. ---Alchemy--- [1,2 +1s] Johnny Five: 7/7 Glitchy Gauntlets || (Paper Glyphfueled Hood && Blackheir Hood) = Gauntlets that, when activated, glitch the user's hitbox out of existence for a second. 1/?? Car Engine && Gun || Bullet Lighter: The Infinity. You know, from Borderlands? 8/12 ---Inventory--- Rebel's Recipebooklet 3rd edition Can of MeditMist^tm The Clockbreaker Magic Cueball A Gun [III] Frying Pan Phoenix Robes Bullet Lighter Healing Cakes x 3 1 groceries leviathancake sylph's dress ---Equipped--- Primary: The Clockbreaker Secondary: Pistol [IIIIII] Generic Clothes (shoes, socks, glasses, shirt) Armor: Rogue of Blood's Hood Armor:  Blackheir Hood Turban Equipment: Zap Lenses Equipment: Glitchy Gauntlet --Allies-- Queen Impa II. 7 / 7 Hp. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. Zombie Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). Wearing Rock Shirt. Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Wearing Messiah Robes. Wielding Merlin’s Wizsticks. Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 55%. Wearing Skaiatech Omegacollar, Atomic Tophat. Anarchist's Cookbot: Wearing chefsuit 2001. Wielding utensil trifecta and frying pan Johnny Five O' Clock. Wearing Sylph's Dress. Wielding Clockbreaker. My Lich. A million Flumphs Queen Impa II injects some flumphs with shrekgas, making them all shrek Zombie Ogre turns as many flumphs into shreks as possible, and bullies them into becoming his underling using his flaming ogre head to establish himself as the alpha ogre to whom all ogres bow down. Johnny V uses magic any effects the Beholder may put on [P] allies. Supercharged Johnny Five takes advantage of his charge to spawn as many unreal airs as possible underneath the house. Our caravan is on the fast track to hovercraft! Anarchist Cookbot bakes the stone stabbers into some cake mix. They then ice it over with handle fluid and top it with the glork. Needless to say, eating this cake will be pure, unadulterated pain. Johnny Five O' Clock begins tying the Unreal Air's to our Mobile Home. Like, all of them. My Lich casts some healing spells on any of my entities that need them. 2 Flumphs: Acting as two meatshields for Queen Impa II. 2 More Flumphs: Acting as two meatshields for Zombie Ogre. 2 Flumphs Again: Acting as two meatshields for Johnny V. 2 More Flumphs Again: Acting as two meatshields for Johnny Five Supercharged! 2 Flumphs Two; Electric Boogaloo: Acting as two meatshields for Anarchist's Cookbot. 2 More Flumphs Three: Acting as two meatshields Johnny Five O' Clock. 2 More Flumphs Two Two: Acting as two meatshields for my Lich. 6 Flumphs: Acting as 6 Meatshields for ME, DIO! The Rest of the Flumphs act as balloons, attaching themselves to the Home. This completes our dirigible, making it ready to function, fly and allllll mine! I buy a charge orb and use both plus ones on myself. My newly summoned Johnny Five is renamed Johnny Five O' Clock, and is armed with the Clockbreaker and Sylph's Dress. Item's shifted around a bit. Entities re-ordered. I remind the the lich that I was the dude who brought it over to my side. I use OUT OF THIS WORLD on what may or may not be the Beholder's Corpse. I kick thirty flumph's into eachother, and then shoot them. Badass, and also a net heckton of Blood. Which is even more Badass. True Grit?

Another Johnny Five is born. God is dead. Only TOG remains.
So.. many.. Entities… faint sobbing.
You buy a charge orb, getting a +2. -40 Grist.
Beholdercake obtained!
You kill 30 Flumphs, and get +2 Blood Points and +1 Grit.
-1 Bullet.
The Lich says that it is grateful for that, and will take suggestions from you and the other [P] players. It just doesn’t want to be put into the line of fire as a meatshield or something.

QUOTE (King_Fuffy @ Jun 11 2019, 05:27 PM)

Menu Strife: NOTHING! AAAAAAA Equip: Glyph Gauntlets Transportation: Glyphstel Sicktricker Talents: Parkour (Probably a boost to climbing/jumping checks?) ~Glitchfixer Path~ Oracle of Errors: Override non-boss Underling A.I. and make them perform a simple action. Power Gauntlets Alpha 6/7 Spork && Architects Trident 2/? Post 1: the wisardz ARE the shit Summary: Attempt to manifest SHITTY WIZARD gambit meter while using the sicktrickers for more fightings. Post 2: GAUNTLETPUNCH W/ AIR! Summary: Punch things with the Gauntlets while riding some Unreal Airs created by J5 Supercharged. KM: So what do I have to do? KM: And what is ectobiology? B: You just have to use a station and an intellibeam to create an ECTOBIO PERCOLOHAT! *At this point, the meteor Blue rode in on cracks open, revealing an ectobiology station, an intellibeam and a transportalizer.* B: They’re In there! KM: You still haven’t explained what I’m supposed to do...

POW! POW! MAGIC POW! 7 damage to the Stunned Lich!
+6 EXP.
The meteor falls.. But it appears to only contain the Ectobiology Station. Seems that trying to get three game constructs, and powerful ones at that, was a bit too much.
((..actually, is the transportalizer even a SBURB construct? Jade had them before she Entered, as did Roxy iirc. I think Jane may have as well???))

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 11 2019, 09:51 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 10/11) Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 5/10) Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) Entity Commands [Pope] Cast Dragon's Breath @ Spectre [Spectre] Breathe Acid @ Flumphs [Lich] Attack @ Flumphs [Shreklich (Vote?)] Attack @ Flumphs [Energizer Bunny (Vote)] Battery Party (twice) [Batteries] Bodyguard Chain I again (literally) fire up Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, and charge at Lich 1. I perform a leaping strike witrh Saturn, bringing the axe of arson down on the creature's head, before performing a jumping uppercut with Mars, sending firetesla energy and pure kinetic force slamming into the bottom of the Lich's skull.

LICH 1 SLAIN!
+8 EXP.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Jun 12 2019, 07:54 PM)

V2 prods the stunned LICH with the CATTLEPROD, before attempting to access the INTERNET on the EYE OF ENGLISH SEADWELLER'S BLADEGLOVE [2/7] AQUAFORCE CELL [4/8]

Lich 1 is dead, so you prod the other Lich, dealing 6 damage. -1 Durability.
+3 EXP.
You open up G:o::o:gle. The Os are replaced with that emote of English’s flashing poolball eye.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 13 2019, 09:55 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 7 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 7 / 7) I check a nearby rock, and test something. I attempt to noclip my fingernail through it and simply... stay, after the noclip is up. If the rock's atoms where my fingernal was are displaced, I rush up to the Lich closest to death, and noclip my hand through its arm, waiting a second, and then catching it once it separates. If my added existence stat doesn't do that, I instead just continue my Six Sided Slasher rampage, with similar amputational results.

Your fingernail remains noclipping for longer then normal, and the rock gets yeeted to the side once it telefrags.
You yeet Lich 2 into a wall for 9 damage.
+6 EXP.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Jun 14 2019, 09:17 PM)

Info Menu Alchemies: ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper && Glyph Paper && Paper Glyphfueled Jacket && Paper Glyph Glove = Creation Glyph (Level 10: 11/11) [Done!] Architect's Trident && Taser && I = Neptune (Level 9: 6/10) Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = ??? (Level ??: 1/?) [New!] Equipped: [Body] Jupiter [Replacing Left Arm] Mars [Wielded in Right Arm] Saturn   Inventory: Hellminer Rocks Clothes Graphene Makeshift Axe Makeshift Saw Cybernetic Arm Repairing ENHANCED Piece of Overly Magical Paper (words: Reinforcing) Creation Glyph Dog Emblem (Tier One [α]) I give Pope a gentle, affectionate pat. It's an absolutely lovely pat, so wonderful we just have to share the healing joy it creates with Johnny V!

Dionysus Canteen && Bottle of Liquid Mana = Liquid Starlight. (Level 11: 1 / 12)
Johnny V is healed back to full!
+2 EXP.

QUOTE (Winkins @ Jun 15 2019, 02:36 AM)

Chief's Hat && Camo suit = SWAT Bodysuit. (Level 5: 2 / 6) Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 6 / 7) Out on the corners of my eyes, I spot a truck with its lights on and a shadowy figure in the driver seat. However, that's wasn't what took my attention as my eyes drift to the semi-trailer with its contents exposed to the naked eye. Boxes, Cardboard boxes of all sort of sizes were in there, big, small, you couldn't miss em as they were stacked over one another. No one noticed the truck as the sheer Cardboard box Essence had engulfed it and made it invisible to the normal non-sneaky boi. With reverence, I take one of the boxes and placed it over me as I was hidden to the world and all the sneakiness that box entitled. It was perfect.

You hide in a Cardboard Box! It is perfect.

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Jun 15 2019, 04:36 PM)

Red Glasses && Eye of English = Glass Billiards Eye. (Level 15: 8 / 16) Johnny Five -D- (Level 6: 1 / 7) I let TOG get the next Johnny Five armed up with whatever he wants. I also begin to hit any surviving Liches "Right where it hurts!" Hope they do in fact have blood to spill.

A stack of Bleeding is applied!

EoTB:

The remaining Lich flips the fuck out, wipes the ink off its face, and lashes out, dealing 8 damage to Kalare, the traitor liches, and the Anarchist Cookbot (who takes 9 damage). The Flumphs panic and flail around, not having enough members to do anything but deal 1 damage to Smirk, who gets hit by a stray tentacle too fast for him to dodge.
..and that’s the entire [UND]. Welp, ladies and gentlemen, it’s murder time.
The Imp and Ogre convert another 30 panicking Flumphs.
Johnny V smites the Lich for 11 damage.
The Lich tries to cast healing spells and fails spectacularly, not knowing any. The settle for poking the [UND]-allied for 3 damage.
Supercharged Johnny Five summons 2 more UNREAL AIRs.
The Anarchist Cookbot readies the ingredients for the paincake.. And then gets a idea, and asks TOG if they can delay the paincake to mix with the bombcake that will be produced by their special.
They get denied via Discord, as they can just make another cake next turn. They shrug and make the paincake, using up the Stone Stabbers and Glork.
Then, Johnny Five O’ Clock begins tying Unreal Airs to the Alchemiter. It begins to ascend upward…
18 Flumphs are ordered to bodyguard. To simplify this, they are listed as “Flumphshields” next to each entity they bodygurd. They’re literally just walking attack shields.
The rest of the 42 then cling to the sides of the floating alchemiter base like some demented Gmod creation, it ascends up a few feet, hovering around four feet above the field. Huuuhh. This act of dominance causes the remaining [UND] allied flumphs to floomf in terror and run off, squishing away into the distance. The Flumphs make some noises, which the lich translates for Kalare. It seems the Flumphs could hover the Alchemiter higher.. But then you guys wouldn’t be able to get your alchemies out. And paradox would be stuck up there..
Pope casts Dragon’s Breath on Spectre, who breathes acid on the Lich for 6 damage, as the flumphs are gone. Apex’s Lich and the Shreklich then team up for 5 damage to the Lich.
The Energizer Bunny summons two more batteries. They bodyguard the others.
The evil Lich takes a total of 7 damage from status effects. This kills it. ENCOUNTER DEFEATED!
- +65 Grist
I then roll a 3d20 for loot, rolling a 6, a 2, and a 10, which is really sucky.
TOG promptly point out over Discord that this is a 612. Arc numbersssssssss.
+1 Zodiac Chart. (Super Rare)
Regen happens. The Anarchist Cookbot’s Special is fully charged.

Battlefield:

Distance from the Tower: 550 Units.
Field Effects: N/A.
Weather: N/A.
Terrain: N/A.

[???] [S-BOSS] The Energizer Bunny. 80 / 80 Hp. 5 AC. Attackers take 4 damage. Shock and Awe: III

[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery A. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Energizer Bunny.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery B. 8 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery A.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery C. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery B.
[???] [S-Energizer Bunny] Battery D. 12 / 12 Hp. 1 AC. Can bodyguard. Bodyguarding Battery C.

[S-OBJI] Cardboard Box. 1/1 Hp. One person can hide inside. Person hiding in it has 50% Dodge. Winkins inside.

[P-Kalare???] Anarchist Cookbot. 3 / 12 Hp. -1 AC. The Ultimate Recipe: III. Chef’s Hat: +25% Cooking Ability*. 2 Flumphshields.
*Cooking Ability may or may not be a stat.
[P-Kalare] Flumphs. 1 / 1 Hp x 42.
[P] Spirit Doggo. Invincible. Lasts for 1 more turn.
[Vehicle] Car. Absolute Unit.
[P] Shrek Lich. 52 / 60 Hp. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Apex] Apex’s Lich . 49 / 60 Hp.
[P-Kalare] Imp Deux. 7 / 7 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding The Injectors. Wearing the Queen's Mask and second Rock Shirt. 1 AC, Imps might defect. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Ogre. 40 / 40 Hp. Loyal to TOG. Wielding shreklighter and flaming ogre head (for intimidation factor). 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Fiev o’ Clock. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 1 AC. Wearing Slyph’s Dress and wielding Clockbreaker. +3 Regen, -2 AC.2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny V. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 2 AC. Messiah Robes: -1 AC, +25% Magical Power, can be called upon for magical acts. Merlin’s Wizsticks: Magical. 2 Flumphshields.
[P-Kalare] Johnny Five Supercharged. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Zazzerpan’s SLICKrods: magic n’ skateboards. ElectriSuit: Supercharging Johnny Five. 2 Flumphshields.
[S] King_Fuffy. 20 / 20 Hp. Glyph Gauntlets: ???.
[P-Kalare] Pope the Doggo. 15 / 15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 95%. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 damage. Omega Collar: Gives adorable wizard hat, can cast spells.
[H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 15 / 34 Hp. 1 AC.
[S] O.R.I.G.I.N: 20 / 20 HP.
[S] [P] Ender_Smirk: 13 / 20 HP. Green Hoodie: +15% Dodge. Green Glasses: Lasers Off. Once turned on cannot be turned off. Ever.
[S] V2: 19 / 20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC.
[S] [P] ApexUltimo. 18 / 20 Hp. Jupiter: 5 AC. Cannot dodge or wear hats.
[S] Nedben2: 20 / 20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC.
[S] Nedben: 15 / 20 HP.
[S] Paradoxdragonpaci: 21 / 21 HP. Heirfree Hood: +25% Dodge, +1 MHP. Half damage from DoTs. Standing on Alchemiter Walls.
[S] Winkins/Camo Guy. 20 / 20 Hp. Camo Suit: 25% Dodge. Nighthawk Badge: +10% Dodge.
[P] Kalare. 14 / 20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Inside store. Blackheir Hood Turban: +35% Dodge. Rogue of Blood PJs: +2 Regen. Every time you kill a enemy, gain a Blood Point.You may expend Blood Points to heal yourself and a ally for (3*x) HP, where x is how many points you are expending. You gain 9 points if you somehow slay a boss. Points: II. Glitchy Gauntlet. 6 Flumphshields.
Alchemiter Walls. 40/40 HP. Defenses: Clothes.


Other Stuff:

[Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III ACTIVE, CANNOT CHARGE.


NOTE: A NEW TAB HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE DOC! Check out the new, the cool.. ECTOBIOLOGY LAB!

Fizzy Drink && Fizzy Drink && Cowboy Hat (1/?)
Cardboard Box && Broken Skateboard (1/?)

I crash-land near the battlefield, dazed and confused. I look around to figure out what’s going on, and also look for stuff nearby.

Also oof, missed dop by a minute.

I vote that everyone get onto the Caravan in order to maximize our travel speed. Also, ectobiology time! Vat 1: Leviathan Meat and Flumph. Vat 2: Pope's saliva and Ender_Smirk's spilled blood and another Flumph. Vat 3: Slice of Beholdercake and Popomatic Basher. Vat 4: Leviathan's Claw. I then slap that mixing button, creating my perfect creature! With the hunk and hard of a Leviathan that float's with teh grace of a flumph, I craft its body. With the loyalty and determination of my pet, the intellect of my ally and the goodness and shrekness of another Flumph do I mold its mind. With the true randomness of the popmatic hammer channeled through the eyestocks of a beholder do I arm my beast, and with the strong grips of the beast of the ocean do I enforce its tendrils to strengthen it. My creature. It is beautiful. AND IT LIVES!
Actually, to make sure that it's perfect I buy the holopad and superglue it to the Ectobiology lab.

I kick down the saliva door in a hopefully badass manner (gimmepointsforthispls) and low and behold: behind the door is a grocery store! I take 1d6 groceries from there and then return the field. Aka walk back out of the saliva door.

I use the still-hot barrel of my recently-fired gun to cauterize any open wounds on myself in the most badass way since that other way from that one movie that one time.

I then hop onto the Caravan.

I give Pope a full checkup. I make sure he's well-fed (which he is, because of the glitch), clean his mouth with a clean shirt in lieu of a toothbrush, and check him for fleas. He's in perfect health, despite the radioactive wizard's tophat he's wearing! To celebrate, we play a lovely game of fetch, followed by hide-and-seek. Then, I put on the Developer's Coat (who knows, might confer upon me some expertise for this) and buy a Spirograph Badge. I whip out an employee keycard and fiddle with the Omega Collar to improve it, and do the same thing to the Spirograph Badge. Then, I pin the badge to the collar.
Wizard doggo is gaining levels!

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 5 / 7)
Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 2 / 4).

((The boundary between 'Sburb construct' and 'functional technology' is irrelevant with regard to preentry SkaiaNet products, given a Sburb-created universe.))

See if we can mount some Shards of the Leviathan's Shell on Fort Alchemiter to increase its durability.

(Action)I head down to plant a grape and a tomato
(Free)I look around the place for a Crystal Ball
(Action)I attempt to use OBJECTIFY again on the Graphite to take out the Concept of Darkness
(Free)I look around for a Flashlight
2-in-1 Post

Uhhh, pardon me asking, but what does this /plcoco and /ploco stuff mean that you guys keep posting?

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jun 16 2019, 02:03 AM)

Uhhh, pardon me asking, but what does this /plcoco and /ploco stuff mean that you guys keep posting?

/ploco is just another way to say /Placeholder. The GMs from this community sometimes posts Skeledop which as the name imply, is the outline of the update which they will fill in at a later date.

When the Skeledop is posted, Players here use their "/ploco"s to edit in their future actions when the skeledop is filled in with the actual update. This is important as mechanics such as using 2 actions in an update can be achieved by posting 2 posts. Sometimes, player are late to reply and end up being the last to create a post for the update with no one else posting after them. Considering its rather rude to Double-Post, the player will end up with only 1 action for that turn instead what could have been two actions. Therefore, Players use "/ploco"s early to guaranty a chance to post 2 actions.

Of course, sometimes they forgot they even had a /ploco there in the first place and miss the update.


Chief's Hat && Camo suit = SWAT Bodysuit. (Level 5: 3 / 6)
Healer's Headbreaker && Gun = Medigun. (Level 6: 7 / 7)

With no other distractions in sight, I place the Alchemiter in the trunk of the car, somehow, and start calling people to get into the car to start the trip to the Tower.

Idly, I wave to the newcomer and welcome them to the group.

QUOTE

((..actually, is the transportalizer even a SBURB construct? Jade had them before she Entered, as did Roxy iirc. I think Jane may have as well???))

(So did Rose... let's just say they're not and move on)

Power Gauntlets Alpha 7/7 DONE!!!
Spork && Architects Trident 3/?

I head off to find more imps. But before I do, I use the Sludgesnatcher ability to grab paradox slime of myself to deposit into Vat 1.

KM: Hullo newbie!
KM: I'm Keane McZupp, and the floating ghost guy over there is Blue.
KM: It's nice to meet you!

btw I demand a 3 cent tribute after every usage of "/ploco" or "/plocoholdor" or any similar enough derivatives. After all, I hold copyright over those words, as well as "React" and the concept of making really awesome plans that go horribly wrong and summon Cthulhu to kill Ender_Smirk.

/nullpost

One other noob question: how does the levels/abilities section in the vault work?
/nullpost

QUOTE (SirNatureWriter @ Jun 16 2019, 09:20 PM)

One other noob question: how does the levels/abilities section in the vault work? /nullpost

When players act, they gain EXP. EXP is kept track of in the Echeladder Tab.
When they get enough EXP to level up, they do so, setting their EXP back to 0 and giving them a new ability/branch in the other tab. New players and/or people back from a spot of AFKing get a EXP boost.
Welcome to the game, SirNatureWriter! I hope you enjoy it. Don't worry, TOG's friendly, he won't bite.
Probably.

((reposting this from discord))
It's HIGH NOO- uh, contest time! For I've decided to hold a contest for the next (underling) boss! Welcome, one and all to the..
Creatively Named Boss Making Contest
-The submission period is from June 15th to June 22nd, one week from now. Submit your suggestion by PMing me it, either on Discord, or on this forum.
-Underling bosses are usually based on, and have the name of, mythological creatures and beasts. Imps, Ogres, the Leviathan.. So remember that. In addition, their abilities usually have a elemental focus of some kind (read the boss chapter of the Book of Consort Knowledge for more detail). The bosses will be judged on how fleshed out and detailed their stats are, how creative they are, and how interesting their gimmicks are.
Things that are required in each submission: A gimmick of some sort, like the Leviathan's rising water, a idea of how many times it attacks each turn, a physical description of the boss, and a statblock for the boss. Optional things include: Things that the boss will interact oddly with (i.e. how in the leviathan fight everyone would get hit when someone used a electric attack), a general outline of how the fight would go, minions that the boss might summon, special attacks for the boss, etc.
-The submissions will be subjected to balance, of course.
-In addition to bosses, you can submit enemy ideas as well. There is no submission deadline for enemies, and no limit to how many you can submit, as I'm always open for interesting enemy ideas that aren't just "has lotsa health and hits people".
-You can submit non-underling bosses and enemies.. but please talk to me before doing so. Those are weird.
-You can submit up to three ideas.

With the Hammerhead Digger, I build up a large reservoir out of rocks inside the Alchemiter walls, and dig out water channels connected to it that go into the garden for irrigation.

Paper Armor || Scales = Scalemail. (Level 6: 6 / 7)
Fate Poster || Knife = Knife of Fate References. (Level 3: 3 / 4).

There once was a maiden who clarified "Reality does not exist." and that tried to remind you what was even going on anymore.

The nedbens search for...things you can find on roofs! Shingles, roof tiles, air conditioners, solar panels, weather vanes, if it should be on top of a building but the building's collapsed, let's see if it survived the fall.

Spork && Architects Trident 4/?
I&& Perfectly Generic Object 1/?

I steal a bit of hair from Pope and slap it into the ectobiology machine.

Blue: Okay, that didn't work.
B: I'm going to start charging another meteor now!
B: It will have an intellibeam.
B: I'll need backup.

BLUE CHARGE METEOR: [IIIII]