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A Blessed Feline |
Posted: May 7 2019, 04:58 AM
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V2 flashsteps onto the PILE OF CORPSES, before shaping their hand into a finger-gun and firing a LASER at the LEVIATHAN.
EYE OF ENGLISH 3/11 CATTLE PROD 2/4 -------------------- |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: May 7 2019, 06:22 AM
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![]() Cheesecake Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 4 / 13).
Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 8/11)| Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry After using the Umbrella to get to Car 3,I utilize their Space-Time Powers to remotely stab the LEVIATHAN and engage in Space-Time Warp Shenaniganry |
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A Blessed Feline |
Posted: May 7 2019, 07:20 AM
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V2 uses a KNIFE to dig through the PILE OF CORPSES in search of BONES, before using it to stab the LEVIATHAN
EYE OF ENGLISH 4/11 CATTLE PROD 3/4 -------------------- |
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King_Fuffy |
Posted: May 7 2019, 07:26 AM
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![]() Harbinger of the Crabpocalypse ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: A hardcore world. Status: N/A ![]() |
>Enter name.
![]() KEANE MCZUPP You have many INTERESTS, such as PROGRAMMING, VIDEO GAMES, PARKOUR, and BUILDING THINGS. Most of these skills are KIND OF USELESS thanks to the apocalypse. You still have a GAMING CONTROLLER from your HOUSE that you use to keep morale up. And HOLLY GORILLA THERE'S A GIANT MONSTER ATTACKING THAT STORE! You run to help. KM: HOLY WOAH! <--Talents--> Parkour <--Alchemies--> Keane brings a GAMING CONTROLLER! I do Architect's Trident && Gloves in an attempt to create the ARCHITECT’S IMPALEDENT GLOVES. 1/? \\\Echeladder/// Rung 1 (Current): Noob Rung 2: (Next Rung): Less Noob <<<Battlestuff>>> You pick up what you think must be the ARCHITECT'S TRIDENT and attempt to waterbend the water away from the cars. -------------------- Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!
GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER! Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar! |
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O.R.I.G.I.N. |
Posted: May 7 2019, 04:19 PM
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"Hmm... I should've expected this." The sheriff looks around and sees complete disorder. Where is the law in such a land? We can't have a dictatorship run by the Leviathan. This is 'Murica... probably. It's time to establish The LAW! The sheriff pulls a pair of handcuffs out of nowhere, slaps them onto a few of the Leviathan's tentacles, and starts executing his combo on the shell.
Meanwhile, the Nightmare is... stuck. It can't really jump around like the sheriff, so it also can't utilize melee. That leaves either range or cowering. It doesn't have any available thumbs, so cowering it is. The Nightmare attempts to leap up to Rubble Chunk 2. Alchemies: High Noon && Tazer = Blue Moon 9/11 Mars || Cowboy Sock = ? 1/? |
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King_Fuffy |
Posted: May 8 2019, 08:37 AM
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![]() Harbinger of the Crabpocalypse ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: A hardcore world. Status: N/A ![]() |
Menu ![]() You watch on, intrigued, as a cowboy man proceeds to handcuff and beatdown a tentacle. KM: Hello cowboy man! Do you need some help with that? KM: I have a giant pokefork that can control water! <—Alchemy—> Architect’s Trident && Gloves 2/? <<<Battlestuff>>> Keane stabs a tentacle with his pokefork (aka: the Architect's Trident), changing his strife abstratus to POKEFORKKIND and releasing some PANG NECTAR. -------------------- Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!
GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER! Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar! |
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: May 8 2019, 10:15 AM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
Dop is gonna be delayed till tomorrow to give people more time to make second posts and fill in placeholders.
In addition, a few extra things: Welcome to the game, King_Fuffy! Those drawings are nice. (The link to the one in your second post seems to be broken, though...) - Consumables (food, healing items, etc) moved to their own part of the list. - Dodge rules for enemies added to the list. - Alchemy balanced reconsidered, but ultimately left alone. - Basic Status effect list added. - Various text fixes made to the previous updop at the request of the people on the discord. - Link to the unofficial discord server added (well, added once I get to a computer that isn't blocking discord.) - Poll about the dop schedule added. Check that out. -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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Ender_Smirk |
Posted: May 8 2019, 03:42 PM
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![]() Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: A random World of the Multiverse Status: N/A ![]() |
Toy Master Sword && Chainbreaker = Discount Regisword. 8/8.
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 10/11. I pull out the new Discount Regisword thing, and begin attacking. I first jump straight through the Shell. I will never stop being happy that entities, without fail, always are easier to noclip through than scenery. I then rush up to the skull, and shove my blade into the skull. But what is this? "It went straight through?" you may ask. The reason is because I caught another noclip potential zone on his brain, and rammed it in, Right where it hurts!. Bleeding in the brain will likely take a while to kill, but it having brain damage and blood flow in the brain, which as a fun fact, you can't actually feel brain damage, will likely make it less of a threat, and I don't think it can heal from that, so even if we fail to kill any other way, it will run out of blood, or the blood spilling out will deprive the sections of the brain that need blood of said blood. Either way, he is hurting. If I can, I retrieve the Regisword, and jump back to a car to prepare for more fighting. -------------------- "Hey, Carl. Is playsburbanreckoning available?"
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TotallyNotDagoth |
Posted: May 8 2019, 04:23 PM
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Scroll of Curaga && Stick = Yggdrasil Twig 6 / 12
Merlin’s Wizsticks && Police Badge = 4/?? (+2 comes from being the first to vote on the Poll) OMD decides to try a new strategy. He summons the power of PROPERTY into his very being, and uses it to rip the roof off the car and send it flying towards the shell, before jumping onto a chunk of rubble. |
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Nedben |
Posted: May 8 2019, 04:24 PM
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 10/11
Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 3/5 Nedben1 uses ZAZZERpan's SLICKRODS to shoot a mix of seizure lasers and flying jpeg skateboards at the Leviathan. Nedben2 tries to capture and captchalogue a few of the nearby skateboards before they fly off, so we can use them in order to stay above the waterline later. ((Action recommendation: once we have a container suitable for holding liquids, capture some of the stuff coming off Merlin's Wizsticks so we can use it in alchemy)) -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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Winkins |
Posted: May 8 2019, 07:59 PM
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![]() Green Robed Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Camo suit && Rock Shirt = ??? 1/?
Camosuit && Glork = ChefSuit 2,000. (Level 3: 4/4) DONE Uncertain on how to get through this without touching the water I decided to take up the Dualblade Staff and take it out for a spin. In this case, I spun it and helicopter the staff at the Leviathan. |
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O.R.I.G.I.N. |
Posted: May 8 2019, 08:10 PM
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Now it's time for amazing plan Part B. The sheriff jumps off of the platform to the now stunned Leviathan and mounts the Leviathan, becoming the rider. "Now I just need to figure out the rest of the plan."
Alchemies: High Noon && Tazer = Blue Moon 11/11 Police Badge && Cowboy Hat ? 1/? |
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FlamingFlapjacks |
Posted: May 9 2019, 09:32 AM
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![]() Carleah22? No way. ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Red Sea Status: N/A ![]() |
Merlin’s Wizsticks && Police Badge = Baton of Law. (Level 8: 1 / 9) You deal 5 damage to the shell! +5 EXP.
Oh god did you guys make another plan like in superSBURB. You grant paradox a magic boost with the sauce. It will last for two turns. You loose two durability from the Hellminer (bringing it down to.. 1. That’s not good, you’ll have to repair it), to deal 3 damage to the shell, and lowering it's AC by. 7 damage. This gets you a total of +6 EXP.
You equip both. The cueball does not respond fast enough to prevent you from getting walloped by a tentacle for 7 damage, but you manage to enter the store, hitting the floor with a thunk. This prevents you from retrieving your prize.
SMACK, kaboom! The needles explodinate, dealing 10 AC ignoring damage to the shell. +9 EXP.
You jump to Car Four, and zzZAP the Shell for 5 damage. Electricity then crackles across the water, dealing 4 damage to everyone not on a platform, and 6 damage to the actual Leviathan. +4 EXP for the glorious slaughter.
You enhance the Overly Magical Piece of paper and shave off 2 durability from the Wizsticks.
You and yourself move to the top of Car 5.
LASSSER! 6 damage! Burn afflicted! No EXP because battletech.
...what space time powers? Uh. You also move to Car 3.
You find some bones. You shank the Shell for 3 damage.
Welcome to the game, King_Fuffy! You bring a Game Controller. Architect's Trident && Gloves = Glyph Gauntlets. (Level 8: 1 / 9) You lower the water level by 1. +4 EXP.
Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 1 / 13) You lock up the Shell and deal 9 damage! +8 EXP.
You deal 5 damage to the shell. +6 EXP. ..oh and since I forgot for the water level lowering, -4 Trident Durability. Pang Nectar isn’t a thing yet! Comb Raves haven’t been unlocked.
You attempt to noclip through the Leviathan. But as it unsurprisingly turns out, telefragging is not good for your health, as you discover when you suddenly turn solid inside the Leviathan, killing you. [F].
You deal.. 4 damage to the Shell, and move to Rubble Chunk 1. Stupid AC. Regardless, +6 EXP.
You deal 8 damage to the shell. +6 EXP. ((*glances in fear at bottle of water*))
Camo suit && Rock Shirt = Boulder Suit. (Level 5: 1 / 6) You deal 3 damage to the shell. +4 EXP.
You mount the Leviathan. Oh god oh fuck. Police Badge && Cowboy Hat = Chief’s Cap. (Level 2: 1 / 3) EOTB: ALRIGHT, here we go, Boss Turn one! The Leviathan, due to to boss status, is not stunned, but will have a few less attacks due to all the normally-stunning attacks thrown at it. Anyway, let’s get onto the actions. First, it raises the Water Level by 2, and stirs it up, preventing it from being lowered again without high effort. Everyone not on a platform takes 3 damage, dealing some heavy damage. Then, it lashes out with its tentacles, dealing 5 damage to the nightmare, killing a imp, and dealing 4 damage to V2, Old Man Dagoth, Winkins, and Paradox. V2 takes only 3 damage because AC. And yes, Winkin and Paradox fail to dodge. Waves then crash through the store windows, drenching TOG, and then throwing him against a shelf for 3 damage.. Which just shatters the mirror. The Leviathan then let's out what sounds like a laugh… sending shockwaves across the water, and dislodging the second piece of rubble, lowering the height by 1. Then, the Nightmare bites the Leviathan for 2 damage to the Shell. Then, Johnny Five teams up with the imps for a TEAM ATTACK, sending the imps into the air, where they somehow bounce off eachother’s heads until they’re high up, before plummeting down and stomping the Shell for 4 damage, ignoring AC. Remember: The longer you wait to get onto a platform, the more damage the water will deal. By turn 3, it’s probably gonna be a insta-kill. WATER LEVEL: 3 Units. [UND] [BOSS] Leviathan. 294/300 Hp. Raises Water Level by 2 every turn. Deals heavy damage to everyone in water. Tidal Wave: III. Shell: 18/70 Hp. 3 AC. Bodyguarding the Leviathan. On Fire (Lasts for two more turns!) Being ridden by O.R.I.G.I.N. [EVI] Pile of Corpses. What the hell. [EVI] Car One. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: None. EVI] Car Two. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: None. [EVI] Car Three. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Paradox. [EVI] Car Four. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Winkins. [EVI] Car Five. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Both Nedbens. [EVI] Rubble Chunk. Platform!. 6 Units high. People: Dagoth. The Nightmare [EVI] Rubble Chunk Two. Platform!. 7 Units high. People: None. [EVI-ALC] Alchemiter Walls. Platform! 30/30 HP. Defenses: Clothes. 10 units high. Cannot be jumped to unless you are on a platform 8 or more units high. People: Apex and Pope. [PLR] King_Fuffy. 17/20 Hp. [RBT-PLR] Johnny Five. 10 / 10 Hp. 3 AC. Atomic Tophat: Attackers take 2 Damage. Phoenix Robes: Insta Revives upon death, once. [PLR-TOG] Pope the Doggo. 12/15 Hp. 25% Dodge. Affection: 35%. [H-ORIGIN??] Weak Nightmare. 24/34 Hp. 1 AC. Hungry. [NED-UND] Imps. 2/5 x 2 Hp. 1 Regen. [PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 11/20 HP. Riding the Leviathan. [PLR] Ender_Smirk: 0/20 HP. [PLR] V2: 10/20. 1 HP Regen. 1 AC. [PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 1/20 HP. [PLR] ApexUltimo. 16/20 Hp. 4 AC. Cannot dodge. [PLR] Nedben2: 16/20 HP. 15% dodge chance. Imps might defect. -1 AC. [PLR] Nedben: 9/20 HP. [PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 12/21 HP. 25% Dodge. Half damage from DoT effects. +20% Magic damage (2 Turns remaining) [PLR] Winkins/Camo Guy. 16/20 Hp. 25% Dodge. [PLR] TOG. 9/20 Hp. Will revive at 5 HP instantly upon death, once. Queen’s Mask: +2 AC, Imps might defect. Rock Shirt Turban: +1 AC. iGlove: ???. Inside store. Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter! Garden. [PLR-EVI] Nedben’s Garden. Compost: Growth of everything quintupled. Planted: Tomato x 3. Growth: 91%. Pineapples x 3. Growth: 84%. Grapes x 3. Growth: 84% OTHER: Dog Emblem: Tier One. [Dog Emblem] Bark for Aid: III READY! -------------------- Just a guy who likes DTG.
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ApexUltimo |
Posted: May 9 2019, 05:43 PM
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![]() Cosmic Academic ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: Accra, Ghana Status: N/A ![]() |
Info Menu I put the Skaiatech™ Omega Collar on Pope. Because good doggos deserve good collars. Then, I assault the shell crack I made last turn with the Poppins’ Perforator, jamming it in and opening it, while praying to whatever deities in existence that it doesn’t break in the process. -------------------- Řėåłıťý įś āň īľļųšïőņ, țhę űńîvěřşĕ íś ă høĺöģŕąm, bůý ğõľď, BÝĔ!
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Nedben |
Posted: May 9 2019, 06:02 PM
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![]() Orzic Nedbens ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 24 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Winetaster && Scroll of Curaga = Dionysus Canteen 11/11 Done!
Fate Poster && ElectriSuit = Fated ElectricSuit 4/5 Unreal Air || The Purple Moons = 1/? The nedbens use the Bunsen Burner Basher to heat up the water and start boiling the Leviathan alive by bashing it with a hammer. Keep up that fire status! -------------------- Are you a Homestuck? Join us in RVAU, where the games only stop out of character! https://discord.gg/QMUrzwn
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King_Fuffy |
Posted: May 9 2019, 07:03 PM
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![]() Harbinger of the Crabpocalypse ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: A hardcore world. Status: N/A ![]() |
Menu —-Alchemies—- Architects Trident && Gloves= Glyph Gauntlets 3/9 <<<Battlestuff>>> I try to parkour up a car. +++RPstuff+++ You watch the sheriff ride the Leviathan like a BOSS! KM: Jegus, the sheriff is cool. -------------------- Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!
GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER! Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar! |
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Paradoxdragonpaci |
Posted: May 10 2019, 04:01 AM
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![]() Cheesecake Veteran ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Oblivion’s Timekeepers || Aspect Writeup = Skaia Sticks. (Level 12: 45/ 13).
Heirfree Hood && (Messiah Robes && Paper Glyphfueled jacket) || Camo Shirt = Archmage’s Robes. (Level 10: 9/11)| Inventory:Aspect Write-up,Oblivion’s Timekeepers,Heirfree Hood,Levitating Umbrella,Stir fry(3/4 remaining) I render the Stir-Fry Revitalizing and consume 1/4 of it |
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King_Fuffy |
Posted: May 10 2019, 11:56 AM
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![]() Harbinger of the Crabpocalypse ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: A hardcore world. Status: N/A ![]() |
Menu ---Alchemies--- Architect's Trident && Gloves=Glyph Gloves 4/9 I take the Piece of Paper and draw a SBaHJ comic on it, if we don't have anything SBaHJ-related already. I then scan my surroundings for an Avengers: Infinity War poster. -------------------- Carcinizing into God. All things become me eventually. Meta bullshit found contagious. Chuck E Cheese is an arcade not a restaurant. FANCY SANTAS!
GO DESTROY THE GODMODDER! Face down a malevolent tyrant and cement yourself as part of vamprobabilitant history in DTG: Wizardry in Shellestokar! |
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Ender_Smirk |
Posted: May 10 2019, 06:14 PM
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![]() Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: A random World of the Multiverse Status: N/A ![]() |
Glasses && Build Poster = Red Glasses. 11/11.
Once more, as I hang above the Alchemiter, reviving, I find my clothing altered. I now wear these Red Glasses. How odd. I ponder what it is that these glasses do. Somehow, as I hang there, my curiosity turns into another Alchemy, and not a surprising one, either. Red Glasses && 8-Ball 1/? -------------------- "Hey, Carl. Is playsburbanreckoning available?"
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O.R.I.G.I.N. |
Posted: May 10 2019, 07:50 PM
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"Nope, no plans. I guess I could just kind of..." The Sheriff attempts to get the Leviathan to spin around. How does he do this? Electroshock therapy. Using the Blue Moon (Probably an umbrella that shoots lightning?) the Sheriff zaps at the Leviathan's left side. This causes it to shift over to the right a bit. The Sheriff does this again. It shifts to the right again. As this repetitive course of actions takes place, the Sheriff starts to zap the Leviathan less and less. The Leviathan attempts to stop spinning, but then gets another slight shock. Eventually, the Leviathan figures out that it doesn't get shocked if it doesn't stop spinning. So, it keeps spinning, making both the Sheriff and itself dizzier, and dizzier, causing the Leviathan to be slightly less accurate with its attacks.
Amazing! The Nightmare can still attack! That's great. The Nightmare decides that this is so great, that it keeps attacking the Leviathan. There's not much else to do anyways. Alchemies: Mars || Cowboy Sock = The Long Arm of Justice (Level 12: 3 / 13) Police Badge && Cowboy Hat = Chief’s Cap. (Level 2: 3 / 3) |
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