QUOTE (Nedben @ Mar 8 2019, 04:34 PM)

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 3/4 8-Ball && Needlewands = ??? 1/? Use something safe to establish the Flaming Pitchfork as a firepit near the walls. The fort shall have campfire!

You establish a campfire within Fort Alchemiter. This consumes the Flaming Pitchfork! A
8-Ball && Needlewands = The Court Wizards. 1/4.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 8 2019, 04:42 PM)

Hammer && Shovel = Hammerhead Digger 3/3 = ding! Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 2/4 After seeing what his trench did to that one imp and not having much time, Alastair applies Trench Warfare in the most aggressive way possible- Digging the trench DIRECTLY underneath the Imp Leaders in an attempt to save the person trapped in the closet! "Looks like I threw a TRENCH in your plans!" He says to the leaders, either using it as a witty one-liner or using it to goad them into focusing on the shovel wielding maniac instead of their intended victim!

Hammerhead Digger get!
You dig underneath them, and the Imp Leader falls! It rages at you, and gets so mad, it stuns itself for this round!

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Mar 8 2019, 05:04 PM)

V2 rushes over to the INFINITE PILE OF CLOTHES, using some cloths to fortify the WALLS before tearing a particularity absorbent-looking sweater to scraps, using them to mend their wounds EXTENDABLE TORCH 3/3! BOWLER HAT && 8-BALL

You add some clothes! +15%
+1 Extendable Torch
BOWLER HAT && 8-BALL = ERR. MATERIAL REPETITION DETECTED.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Mar 8 2019, 11:17 PM)

Alchemies: The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = High Noon 3/5 The sheriff dismounts Imp Leader A, spits on the Door of Spit, and drops it on Imp Leader A. This grosses the Imp Leader out so much, it can personally needs to take a turn bathing before it can do anything else.

Imp Leader A was already stunned, so this is redirected at Leader B! Imp Leader B stunned!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Mar 9 2019, 12:25 AM)

8 ball && Multiuse Masher = Darkened. 3/4. Greenie's Hood && 8 ball 1/? I look around, and then proceed to flit through the walls to the frightened voice. I take the path of least resistance in this process, using noclip every time necessary. I end up right between him, and the imp leaders who are scaring him. "Need some help?" I say, holding my stabneedles in front of me to prepare to stab. I then rush through one, noclipping myself through, but leaving a needle behind once the duration ends. A needle right into its heart. It can feel the fire from the needle starting to smolder.

You arrive, and see the figure. It’s a short person, cloaked in blue robes. It has a hood, which obscures its face at the moment. It looks up at you, and “Eeps” again.
???: Eep! Savior! The Savior has arrived!
You then stab one of the imp leaders. 4 damage. 4 EXP.
Greenie's Hood && 8 Ball = Royale’s Robes. 1/3.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 9 2019, 01:32 AM)

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator 1/?? Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket 1/?? I equip the MDessiah Robes and with it’s Glyph Power and the Quillwands to direct and boost it,I send a torrent of Elemental Blinding Ink Glyphs at the Imps

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 1/5.
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. ⅕.
You blind some of the imps! One of them is guaranteed to miss this turn!

QUOTE (Nedben @ Mar 9 2019, 06:33 AM)

Piece of Overly Magical Paper && 8-Ball = Scroll of Black Inches 4/4 8-Ball && Needlewands = ??? 2/? Fortify the walls, more stones for the fortress!

Someone’s already doing 8-Ball && Needlewands, it seems.
+10% Completeness

QUOTE (FlamingFlapjacks @ Mar 9 2019, 04:21 PM)

NOTICE: It is very unlikely I will be able to post within the next week, due to family vacation. You may post as normal, regardless.

Psh, who’s this nerd?

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Mar 10 2019, 12:08 AM)

8 ball && Multiuse Masher = Darkened. 4/4. Greenie's Hood && 8 ball 2/? As I stand there, a needle still in the first leader, my alchemy dings done. For some reason, it suddenly is in my captcha deck. I then give another quick chuckle, and then, I leave the needle embedded in the first imp, as I pulls from my card the Darkened. I then rush up to the second imp, and stabs into its head with my second needle, embedding it just enough to hold somewhat steady. Before the imp can do much but feel the pain, however, I whirl the Darkened down into the needle, forcing it deep into the skull. I then retrieve my two needles, and make certain to watch how they react to such attacks, since they would be lethal to a human.

BASH. BASH. STAB. 5 damage! 5 EXP!

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Mar 14 2019, 06:52 PM)

V2 douses an IMP LEADER in HANDLEFLUID, then lights it on fire using the LIGHTER. BOWLER HAT && 8-BALL 2/? HAMMER && BROKEN iPHONE

The handlefluid turns into handles, bashing the Imp Leader! 3 damage! +3 EXP!
HAMMER && BROKEN iPHONE = iBash 1/3.

EOTB:
The Imp Leaders are stunned.
Imp 1 lashes out at alastair, dropping him to 15 HP! Imp 2 jumps up and smashes down, bowser style, for 4 damage to O.R.I.G.I.N!
The Alchemiter completes its update. Panels slide out, and connect with the walls. The alchemiter transforms, and merges with the walls, becoming Fort Alchemiter. Let me explain. The alchemiter will now attach defenses you put on it, like the walls, so that they move with you, like the Alchemiter somehow does.So essentially, you now have a mobile base.
The robed figure eeps, and backs away. The shop tab vibrates….
INSIDE THE CLINIC:
[UND] Imp Leader A. 2/15 Hp. Stunned!
[UND] Imp Leader B. 4/15 Hp. Stunned!
[UND] Imp. 6/6 Hp.
[UND] Imp. 4/6 Hp.


[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP.
[PLR] V2: 17/20

OUTSIDE:
[PLR] Lothyra: 20/20 HP.
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 13/20 HP Regenerative, lasts for 2 turns.
[PLR] V2: 20/20
Alchemiter Walls: 55% Built. 5/?? HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!

Greenie's Hood && 8 Ball = Royale’s Robes 3/3
Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ 1/?
I suddenly get nice new robes, which are quickly equipped by captcha card convenience. I then look at the two leaders. I calculate damage necessary in my head, and quickly rush one, driving the stabneedles through them, finally disintegrating it from the trauma it has undergone. "Hey, I don't know about a 'Savior', but I am just doing the best I can. What's your name? I presume you will want to join our little traveling group."

8-Ball && Needlewands = The Court Wizards. 3/4.
Broken Skateboard || iSock = 1/?

Bust into the clinic dramatically! BECAUSE I CAN.

The only sheriff in town screams, "REVENGE!" He then proceeds to use the Stone Stabbers and tries to make imp sushi (he's so hungry).
Alchemies:
The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = High Noon 5/5

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 2/5.
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 2/5.

I enter the Clinic and begin blasting the Imp Leaders with Spells from the Quillwands,specifically,Wind Spells

8-Ball && Needlewands = The Court Wizards. 4/4.
Broken Skateboard || iSock = 2/?

If there are any remaining imps to clear out, let's have at 'em. Otherwise, let's see how this possible-shopkeep figure is.

I walk over to the new guy, and offer my hand to help him up. I then tell him, "Follow me," before pulling him along past the defenses to the alchemiter. He should be safe there during the mop up.
Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ 2/?
Greenie's Hood || 8 Ball 1/?

V2 burns an IMP LEADER with the EXTENDABLE TORCH from a safe distance, before looking through the CLINIC for MEDICAL SUPPLIES

iBASH 2/3

HANDLE && KNIFE

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 3/5.
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 3/5.

I also look for Medical Supplies after granting Smirk REGEN(which really should have finished Healing Joe by now)

Suddenly, an Old, Southern Geezer bursts in, carrying a big stick! He seems to think it’s a shotgun for some reason.

“WHAT BE DOIN HERE LITTLE IMP FELLERS GETTIN ON MUH PROPERTAY?! GET OFF MAH PROPERTAY!”

He seems ignorant of the fact the Clinic is not actually his “PROPERTAY”. It is probably for the best you don’t tell him. At least he seems to know how to use the alchemiter. He tries to fire on the nearest imp with his gun, but as it’s actually just a stick, it doesn’t work. “GADOSHDAMN IT! AINT NONE NE’R BULLETS!”. He resolves to just use it to smack the nearest imp across the face.

Scroll of Black Inches&&8-Ball

Whaddup, people? Been a while.

I like this place. Good for some research. The College will be pleased.
No Godmodder this time, or immortality, or almightiness, but there's... imps? And ooh, an alchemiter! Always wanted the chance to use one of those. Not being an undying, reality-warping, semi-divine being here might take some getting used to, but... I can dig this.
I've always been told I need to be more resourceful, so this should be a great learning experience! Maybe this can be what I base a thesis on. I've even got an electromagnetic wave manipulator, so I can get Wi-Fi and microwave my food!
Oh. Is there food to microwave? Or anything that needs Wi-Fi? Those weird iPhone alchemies, maybe, but they don't seem to function... conventionally.
Well, I'm sure it will be useful somehow. It better be: the College hates wasted funds.

Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = ??? 1/?
Umbrella || Acupunture Glove && Pencil Perforator = ??? 1/?

I reinforce the Alchemiter walls by piling rocks onto the foundations. We're gonna build these walls, folks, even if the imps won't pay for them.

I sneak into the clinic and attempt to obtain a good power source there. Battery, gas-fueled generator, nuclear reactor, miniature Dyson sphere... anything works.

<null>Is this right? I'm kind of confused.</null>

Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 3/4

Somehow, as it does its reconfiguration, another Alchemy somehow begins!

Messiah's Robes && Broken iPhone = ??? 1/?

Alistair searches for more enemies and, if they're imps, goes Shovel Knight on their keisters.

V2 uses the ALCHEMITER to create several PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS, before searching the clinic grounds for BRICKS

iBASH 3/3!

HANDLE && KNIFE 2/?

Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = ??? 2/?
Umbrella || [Acupuncture Glove && Pencil Perforator] = ??? 2/?

I use our Infinite-Use Pencil to spread carbon one atom thick all over a bunch of paper so we have a supply of graphene. This is going to require surgical precision and saintlike patience. Hope I'm up to the task!

I also attempt to track down some nitroglycerin in the clinic. I totally need it as medicine and not for explosive implementation, honest!

<null>How does replicating/recreating items work? And how many things can you alchemize together at once?/null>

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Mar 20 2019, 11:40 PM)

Greenie's Hood && 8 Ball = Royale’s Robes 3/3 Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ 1/? I suddenly get nice new robes, which are quickly equipped by captcha card convenience. I then look at the two leaders. I calculate damage necessary in my head, and quickly rush one, driving the stabneedles through them, finally disintegrating it from the trauma it has undergone. "Hey, I don't know about a 'Savior', but I am just doing the best I can. What's your name? I presume you will want to join our little traveling group."

Royale’s Robes equipped. -1 AC, but imps have a small chance to defect to your side if they are the only enemy left.
Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ = The Chainbreaker 1/6.
2 damage, +2 EXP.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Mar 20 2019, 11:47 PM)

8-Ball && Needlewands = The Court Wizards. 3/4. Broken Skateboard || iSock = 1/? Bust into the clinic dramatically! BECAUSE I CAN.

How dramatic.
Broken Skateboard || iSock = UNREAL AIR. 1/1.

QUOTE (O.R.I.G.I.N. @ Mar 21 2019, 12:03 AM)

The only sheriff in town screams, "REVENGE!" He then proceeds to use the Stone Stabbers and tries to make imp sushi (he's so hungry). Alchemies: The Yeehawer's Umbrella || Lighter = High Noon 5/5

3 Damage to two imps. +3 EXP.
High Noon obtained. It's a shining umbrella that sprays out fire from the end whenever the umbrella is opened.
((You can make two alchemies at the same time, you know))

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 21 2019, 12:59 AM)

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 2/5. Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 2/5. I enter the Clinic and begin blasting the Imp Leaders with Spells from the Quillwands,specifically,Wind Spells

The Quillwands can't cast wind spells! They only have ink powers! Regardless, you deal 2 damage to a Imp, killing it. +3 EXP.

QUOTE (Nedben @ Mar 22 2019, 03:59 PM)

8-Ball && Needlewands = The Court Wizards. 4/4. Broken Skateboard || iSock = 2/? If there are any remaining imps to clear out, let's have at 'em. Otherwise, let's see how this possible-shopkeep figure is.

Imp Leader killed! +4 EXP!

QUOTE (Ender_Smirk @ Mar 23 2019, 06:50 PM)

I walk over to the new guy, and offer my hand to help him up. I then tell him, "Follow me," before pulling him along past the defenses to the alchemiter. He should be safe there during the mop up. Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ 2/? Greenie's Hood || 8 Ball 1/?

The figure rushes to the safety of the walls!
Greenie's Hood || 8 Ball = Split's Hoodie. 1/3.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Mar 24 2019, 10:29 AM)

V2 burns an IMP LEADER with the EXTENDABLE TORCH from a safe distance, before looking through the CLINIC for MEDICAL SUPPLIES iBASH 2/3 HANDLE && KNIFE

Imp leader killed! +3 EXP. The looting of the clinic will happen at the end of the turn..
Handle && Knife = Crappy Spear. 1/3.

QUOTE (Paradoxdragonpaci @ Mar 27 2019, 06:02 AM)

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 3/5. Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 3/5. I also look for Medical Supplies after granting Smirk REGEN(which really should have finished Healing Joe by now)

Oooops. JOE healed. Ender given regen.

QUOTE (TotallyNotDagoth @ Mar 28 2019, 11:32 PM)

Suddenly, an Old, Southern Geezer bursts in, carrying a big stick! He seems to think it’s a shotgun for some reason. “WHAT BE DOIN HERE LITTLE IMP FELLERS GETTIN ON MUH PROPERTAY?! GET OFF MAH PROPERTAY!” He seems ignorant of the fact the Clinic is not actually his “PROPERTAY”. It is probably for the best you don’t tell him. At least he seems to know how to use the alchemiter. He tries to fire on the nearest imp with his gun, but as it’s actually just a stick, it doesn’t work. “GADOSHDAMN IT! AINT NONE NE’R BULLETS!”. He resolves to just use it to smack the nearest imp across the face. Scroll of Black Inches&&8-Ball

Stick added!
Imp killed! Nice.
Welcome, Old Man Dagoth! Always good to have another player.
Scroll of Black Inches && 8-Ball = ERR. MATERIAL REPETITION DETECTED.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Mar 29 2019, 02:50 PM)

Whaddup, people? Been a while. I like this place. Good for some research. The College will be pleased. No Godmodder this time, or immortality, or almightiness, but there's... imps? And ooh, an alchemiter! Always wanted the chance to use one of those. Not being an undying, reality-warping, semi-divine being here might take some getting used to, but... I can dig this. I've always been told I need to be more resourceful, so this should be a great learning experience! Maybe this can be what I base a thesis on. I've even got an electromagnetic wave manipulator, so I can get Wi-Fi and microwave my food! Oh. Is there food to microwave? Or anything that needs Wi-Fi? Those weird iPhone alchemies, maybe, but they don't seem to function... conventionally. Well, I'm sure it will be useful somehow. It better be: the College hates wasted funds. Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = ??? 1/? Umbrella || Acupunture Glove && Pencil Perforator = ??? 1/? I reinforce the Alchemiter walls by piling rocks onto the foundations. We're gonna build these walls, folks, even if the imps won't pay for them. I sneak into the clinic and attempt to obtain a good power source there. Battery, gas-fueled generator, nuclear reactor, miniature Dyson sphere... anything works. <null>Is this right? I'm kind of confused.</null>

Welcome! Man, two new players in a row? My subliminal messaging is working!
Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = Smoke n' Stab. 1/3
Umbrella || Acupunture Glove && Pencil Perforator = Poppin's Perforator 1/5.
+15% Walliness
Don't worry, you're doing fine.

QUOTE (Alistair Dragovich @ Mar 29 2019, 04:29 PM)

Kitchen Knife && Quillwands = Knives and Ivory 3/4 Somehow, as it does its reconfiguration, another Alchemy somehow begins! Messiah's Robes && Broken iPhone = ??? 1/? Alistair searches for more enemies and, if they're imps, goes Shovel Knight on their keisters.

Messiah's Robes && Broken iPhone = Robes of the iMessiah 1/6. Once worn by Steve Jobs himself.
No enemies found. The clinic is empty of foes.

QUOTE (A Blessed Feline @ Mar 30 2019, 09:56 AM)

V2 uses the ALCHEMITER to create several PERFECTLY GENERIC OBJECTS, before searching the clinic grounds for BRICKS iBASH 3/3! HANDLE && KNIFE 2/?

You don't know the code for PGOs!
No bricks are found.

QUOTE (ApexUltimo @ Mar 30 2019, 02:39 PM)

Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = ??? 2/? Umbrella || [Acupuncture Glove && Pencil Perforator] = ??? 2/? I use our Infinite-Use Pencil to spread carbon one atom thick all over a bunch of paper so we have a supply of graphene. This is going to require surgical precision and saintlike patience. Hope I'm up to the task! I also attempt to track down some nitroglycerin in the clinic. I totally need it as medicine and not for explosive implementation, honest! <null>How does replicating/recreating items work? And how many things can you alchemize together at once?/null>

You begin doing that, but it looks like this task will take... a while.
You can alchemize two at once.
The clinic is clear of imps. The robed figure you rescued throws off their hood, revealing themselves to be...
a Salamander! The Consort kind!
CONSORT: EEP, eep! Brave heros, much thanks for your rescuing of me! Eep!
I am a humble salamander, far from home! Eeep, eep, eep, eep. My normal job is to sell goods at one of the Consort Villages..
but I got lost. (we aren't very smary, eep)
CONSORT: Wait, EEP! Idea! I can sell stuff to you, you! How does that sound!
...he proceeds to completely ignore any responses you may have and runs over to the alchemiter, sitting down!
Shop unlocked! You may also chat with the consort if you want!
In the clinic, the following items were found...
Three Bandages.
Pill Bottle.
Syringe.
+3 Global EXP.
BATTLE CLEARED! Congrats, everyone!
INSIDE THE CLINIC:



[PLR] Alistair. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] O.R.I.G.I.N: 17/20 HP.
[PLR] Ender_Smirk: 15/20 HP. 1 Regen for two turns.
[PLR] V2: 17/20
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] Old Man Dagoth. 20/20 HP.
[PLR] ApexUltimo. 20/20 Hp.

OUTSIDE:
RIP Lothyra, [EXPUNGED]-2019
[PLR] Nedben: 18/20 HP
[PLR] Paradoxdragonpaci: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[PLR] JOEbob: 20/20 HP
Alchemiter Walls: 70% Built. 5/?? HP. Defenses: Clothes.
Inside: A Firepit. The Alchemiter!

“Dem there little wee dark fellers ain’t be messin none no more on mah PROPERTAY!” Old Man Dagoth proudly proclaims. He then gets to work on Alchemy.

Syringe&&Needlewands
Scroll of Black Inches&&Pill Bottle

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 4/5.
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 4/5.

I do one lady check around the Clinic to try to find some Sking Glue which is usually used to help stop bleeding but also is a really strong glue

Darkened && Shrektech Stabneedles of Burninating™ = The Chainbreaker 2/6.
Greenie's Hood || 8 Ball = Split's Hoodie. 2/3.
Using my superior sense of fashion (Read, not being colorblind) I realize that the royale's robes don't quite look like me, and throw back on the Greenie's Hood. Having done so, I check in with our new Salamander friend, "So, do you only sell things, or do you buy as well?"
After that I note to everyone, "Let's go over to the restaurant next. There should be food, and I can't be the only one hungry for something moderately substantial. Plus, there might be more like this guy around, and I see no reason not to try to help them out if my guess is right."
I then walk back over to the consort, and ask everyone really quickly if they would be bothered if I bought the dice, so that we could entertain ourselves during downtime, or something like that. If no one objects by the end of the turn, I buy it.

Quillwands||8-Ball&&Lime Scribe's Perforator = Shattered Timekeepers. 5/5.
Messiah Robes||Blaze of Glory&&Paper glyphfueled Jacket = Phoenix Robes. 5/5.

I assist in building up the wall

Swiss Army Knife && Lighter = Smoke n' Stab 3/3
Umbrella || Acupunture Glove && Pencil Perforator = Poppin's Perforator 3/5.

I continue to make graphene. This is exceedingly boring and tedious.
Suddenly, I have an idea! I use my EWM (pronounced ee-yuum) to peel the layers of carbon off the paper using electrostatic force. This makes the process much quicker and easier!

In a last-ditch effort to find a power source, I scan the area with my EWM to find electrical charges coming from objects.

Yes, Ender, I agree. We should go over to the restaurant. And no objections here to you buying the dice.
Paradox, could you please REWRITE my arm to be CYBERNETIC next turn? I've got an idea.

<null>Re: my last question, I mean how many things can i put into one alchemy? Could I, for instance, do A && B || C && D?
Also, could you possibly show our D20 rolls for loot?</null>