Wyvern thanks Brutishace for the heal before turning back to the fifth Jester, flashing his fangs intimidatingly (hopefully).

"I'm not leaving here until one of us is dead."

Wyvern once again tears into Jester 5. Wyvern's not bluffing about this death grudge. He just hopes he's the one standing at the end of it.

(I know I'm late, but can I get in last round if possible)

Originally posted on 2018-06-12 01:26:00

The Hall of Sages
While reloading my weapon, I move to K5 and summon a Flamer on M7, I then transfer my Drone to Venia, "Good Luck Venia, show them who's boss!"

The Flamer will melt all 3 seekers South-East, after Author moves of course.

The Rebel Rifler move to I6, and starts firing against the Seekers 1, the final shot will go against the Seeker Sphere, unless it's somehow required to kill Seeker 1.
Flamer 21INT

The Turntables
"Oh come on Bass Clown? Why me again!"... "And this Tile is glowing nice."

If I get revive "Thank you very much Healers, I'm just going to bit of revenge"
I move to J13, and fire upon Bass Clown3.

Rebel Rifler moves to J11, and simply blasts the Bass Clown3.

Shield Trooper move to F14, and then tase BassClown3.

Originally posted on 2018-06-12 02:15:00

HoS: Emerald runs down to E12 and laughs, wielding his stick as though it were some kind of rather large microphone, pointing it at Daikon "Now you face me! Please, try your hardest, I'd like to see you fail!" ...He seems more dramatic than usual. He opens off their 'duel', as he no doubt thinks of it, with a Shield Sl- oh right mana. He opens off with guarding.

TT: Emerald wees over 4 spaces, and Shield Slams the Bass Clown while he still has mana, after which he will begin to use basic attacks as Brainburn. Also Galahad's Shield!

Originally posted on 2018-06-12 04:34:00

Hall of Sages:
The Man moves to K11, punches Raider 2, and retreats to L9.

The Turntables:
The Man moves to N9, slaps Bass Clown 1, and retreats to P11.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 04:26:00

Toast can't help but to giggle at Marron's reaction to the double kill. But! This is no time to be distracted- there's music to be made!
She spins on over to N11 and activates Heavenly Hymn!
ATTACK: She looses an arrow at Juggler1, and tosses some healing at Marron.
STATUS: Next, she gives the people within Range 1 of her some Mending.
MOBILIZE: Sliding to O12, Toast plays a sick riff(?) on the harp, healing people within Range 1.
UNIQUE: She turns on the spot, and plucks a few strings in the direction of Marron, reducing the intensity and duration of her Manaburn. Somehow.
ATTACK: Toast finishes off her combo by tossing her bow at BassClown1, before pulling it back on an ethereal string. The healing goes to Brutishace.
Finally, her solo complete, she retreats to P11.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 04:50:00

Hall of Sages Battle:

Brutishace notices Emerald and Simeon in a position to attack Daikon... and Daikon with two Iti within close Range. Brutishace chuckles to himself and grins.

"This is a perfect opportunity to steal some life force!"

Brutishace quickly moves over to F9 before Emerald and Simeon act and prepares to cast some magic with his Skull.

"Emerald, Simeon, wait here! This will benefit you!"

Brutishace then casts Drain Life on Daikon, hitting it and the two monsters at its flank! This not only punishes them all, but heals Emerald and Simeon, in addition to any teammates who have since come close to F9.

Brutishace opts not to retreat and remains in position to shoot the next thing to threaten his teammates.

Turntables Battle:

The Simulacrum notices that Wyvern has fallen, despite his efforts, and screams in a distortion of Brutishace's voice:

"You will pay, you contemptible pigs!"

The Simulacrum slides to M14 and uses the last few bits of its MP to cast Twin Photons on the sixth Jester. If the first blast kills it, he uses the second blast on the fifth Jester. If possible, the Simulacrum uses Soul Siphon to heal The Author, as he's within Twin Photons range.

"You must remain safe, fellow healer!"

The Simulacrum then retreats to L13, in need of a magic recharge.

// Also, could you change Brutishace's Old Timer fluff achievement to the following?

Castle Stormer
Back in his glory days, Brutishace invaded and took over the castle of his dimension's insane deity and slew his two top bodyguards. This would have challenged twenty people, but he managed to do it himself.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 04:57:00

Mr. Krab's claw abruptly pokes out of the ground at Chloe's position, clutching a note. It reads as follows: "Chloe, can you please deal with the Raider over there? Let Droplet come to me. -Venia" The Krab claw vanishes shortly after Chloe finishes reading.

"Come on, loveless freak of nature. Come over here! COME ON! Bring it! You've never known love! You know trash! YOU DON'T KNOW LOVE, YOU KNOW TRAAAAAAAAAAAASH! COME ON, ROTTEN GIRL! COME OOOOONNNN!!!"

Venia equips the Entropic Key, pointing it directly at Droplet. She briefly whispers into the Gauntlet. "Hrm, has anything else come back to you, left hand pal?"

Venia moves to L5, attempting to exploit Droplet's infuration to get her baited in Venia's direction, activating Purge. Just in case, she'll ping Seeker2 with her hat.

"DROPLET IS A LOVELESS FREAK OF NATURE, EVERYONE!!!" Venia screams.

----+----

Meanwhile, Future!Venia at the Turntables is starting to sweat more of that weird silver liquid. "... Eugh. Yep. Gotta release the excess..."

Venia moves to J10. Her hat pings the 2nd Jester, while she executes her special, which is technically still Unexisting Theorem. She rests her caterpillar-esque body and unleashes... Well, it's like some kind of anti-roar, a burst of sound that creates a crashing silence instead of a vicious noise. Above her back, apocalytic forces of crimson and cruel purple crackle to life in a roughly spherical shape above her, turning into a sphere of impossible power. It swiftly lobs itself at the first Subwoofer, doing tremendous damage (helped by the existence of the Green Geos Venia stands upon). Venia does not retreat.

"Bring it, clownfreaks!"

----+----

Meanwhile meanwhile, a certian Krab interrupts a conversation between EN and Bass. "Ahoy there, matey! Unfortuitously, we can't have ye' just waltzin' back to base, as we're mildly suspicious of what your intentions are... So! We have a small task for 'ye. We're in a big fat brawl with the Dark Carnival ringleader not too far from here. We just need you to go help us out and stop the party cold."

"Oh, and before you go..." Mr. Krabs pulls out one of the technically-infinite amounts of Death Egg Barriers that the party has, for some reason. "A new set of armor! It's mostly so that we can't confuse you for an actual Rose Cultist-that'd likely lead to quite a few cutlasses to the face."

In case Bass asks for a weapon due to being unarmed, Mr. Krabs immediately hands him one of the also-kind of infinite amount of Gigantic Spoons the party has. "Best not ask how we got these, even I don't know! But they're surprisingly useful for clubbing people."

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 06:03:00

Terry moves to G11, attacks west, then sidesteps to G9.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 06:12:00

Hall:
cloneJOE -> E11, normal JOE to G8, I can't illussory-trap any more, so I guard.
Turntables:
i should have 4 GP, so I research clone. the clone spawns at E11 and whacks the F11 jester. I move to D11,then illusory trap D13.

Out of battle: aura-crystals and crystal pens harvested and replanted to capacity.
Manablooms are harvested and replanted also!
lastly, some durt apears at AT57

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 12:55:00

Destiny hookshots on to Juggler1, landing at M15. She backflips to O15.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 15:32:00

Boshi notices an opportunity, and goes to seize it. Dude's basically got free reign this battle. "(Y'all're gonna regret not even attempting to hit me.)"

He moves to (O15) (standing on Destiny's head for a bit), before playing a song.

ATTACK: Fire SouthEast
STATUS: Buff Destiny
MOBILIZE: Move to (P16).
UNIQUE: Fire at Juggler 1['s Corpse], landing at (R16).
ATTACK: Fire North.

He then activates Repos- erm, Riposte.
"(Oooooh, ya think you're so funky, huh? If dance was a hierarchy, it'd be you blokes at the bottom, hands down. Maybe if you guys didn't have a generally garbage taste in music, you'd be infinitely better. But ya don't. We know your play history, and it's mostly gorillaing TRASH! Just like every modern-day Toad; disgusting selection of music, I tell ya.)"

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 21:26:00

Comet moves to P8, loots the cache, continues to P13, and uses Discharge on Subwoofer 2.

---

Trait reactivated.

---

Comet's Earth Resistance should be higher now due to the Cache Finder.

Originally posted on 2018-06-14 22:24:00

oof my brain

Teag tosses Juggler5 north 4 spaces with Skeletal Toss.

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 01:42:00

Plans:

[Omoquest]

Abies... Move to E6 first and attack, retreat to D6.
Move Omo to E7, Turn the F6 LiveWood into two Swarmers, spawn the other on E6.
Move F6 Swarmer to D5.
Both attack TableHeavy

[Hall of Sages]

Auth moves to M4 once Seeker1 is dead, and casts Black Shield on Venia.

[Turntables]

Auth moves to I14 nd revives Daskter on J14.

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 03:48:00

Hall of Sages

Simeon moves to E13 and uses Charge, aiming towards the Harmonizer and Daikon.
"Sorry about that!"
He then uses his bonus attack on Screamer2 also, before retreating to F12

---

At the Turntables, Simeon continues to dance like crazy. He performs a flip Holey moley, he has just been busing moves nonstop this whole battle. He backflips to G10, ATTACKs Juggler 5 and STATUSes Terry, giving him a high five.

MOBIL- I mean MOONWALKs around to H13, UNIQUEs Jester2, and then ATTACKs them again. He then retreats into H14.

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 04:51:00

The Q moves to Q13 and fires off a Hidden Spark at Subwoofer2. It seems... angry.

Miki herself moves over to M10, holosplits a Bass Clown (8 BHP, 18+5 MP, 27 HP) with her trait onto M9, and uses the Medkit, which transfusions her to full health, or as close as it can get. If it runs out of HP during the transfusion, it springs open, revealing an empty inside. The Bass Clown then acts immediately, using its first attack beat to socialize with the other Bass Clown nearby in an attempt to 'blend in'. By that, I mean he shouts "gorillaING NORMIES!! GET OFF MY STREAM!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in the most bass boosted voice possible. You see him slightly deep fried meme styled, and on his face is the open-eyes crying laughing emoji, which is apparently also a mask. Miki looks at him with a face that says "what is this i didnt do this ". He then releases his buff, runs in circles on the same tile for his Mobilize beat, and then slams the other Bass Clown in the face with his palm, slamming him into the wall. If both his and Emerald's hit connect, a massive freakin' sign appears over its head which promptly shows "FATALITY, MOTHERgorillaER, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TREAD ON ME". He then teleports to Subwoofer2, punches it in the face from above WITH HIS MIND while shouting "FOR KEKISTAN", then teleports back. Which is apparently how it's going to attack as long as it lives. What the gorilla.

Miki stares in amazement at how her random personality generator somehow managed to select "memer" for this summon in particular.

TL;DR:

Q to Q13, Hidden Spark Subwoofer2
Miki to M10, holosplit Bass Clown (8BHP+18MP+27HP (+5MP)) at M9
Medkit heals Miki as much as possible
Bass Clown {ATTACK: nothing, STATUS: buff, MOBILIZE: no move, UNIQUE: slam the other Bass Clown, ATTACK: attack Subwoofer2}



Originally posted on 2018-06-16 07:37:00

Berg runs up to Q12 and smacks Jester1!

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 16:18:00

In case updop happen.


Calibri wanders down to I16, then fires off a shot at Jester1, shrugs, and waits to see what happens.


EN nods, utterly unfazed by Mr Krabs butting in.

"Ah'd gladly do tha'. Jus' one thin' firs'..."

She glances at where Krabs came from, then back to Bass.

"He summed it up better, but... Jus' go 'elp us out wit' beatin' down DJ Headz or wha'e'er 'is name is, an' we'll let y' hang out a' home wit' us. Don't worry, plenty o' questionably-competent people already there, an' they'll try an' keep y' alive. Follow me."

She then wanders off, kind of dragging Bass with her if he didn't follow on his own, to the Grand Hall Route, then indicates into the Turntables room.

"Ah can't go in, meself. Calibri's already fightin' in there, an' weird thin's 're preventin' us from fightin' alongside one another."

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 18:00:00

[color=#3333CC]Being just barely short of being able to cast a revive, Keiko moves to H14 and attempts to Meditate.

Originally posted on 2018-06-16 21:44:00

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Anyway, here's just a little something to do during the break; an in-character AMA! Why? Why not? Anyway, the rules are simple; just post some questions into the listed forum, and the characters will answer them, in question! Even if it's highly improbable for them to respond at this moment in time! Or if it's the Chaos Butterfly! Don't ask how you'll be able to ask him! Maybe ask the GM how you're able to ask him? God, just typing this ensures that at least five of you will throw away a question asking this. Anyway, this won't have any actual effect on the game, so ask anything you want! Unless it's inappropriate. In which case, probably don't.

Responses to these questions will be published... eventually? Probably some time next week? Who knows?

Form Link: Click Here!

Originally posted on 2018-06-19 01:38:00