Emerald turns to the Sabertype "HUZZAH!" then thwacks the Iti with, guess what, another Shield Slam. Come on and. And welcome to the. "Thanks for the plushie Marron! And, uh, any reason why over half your team is Iti?"

Originally posted on 2018-04-17 22:02:00

Auth slinks over to the Power Well, and charges up, firing Overwrite north at the Sabertype if Berg moves out of the way. If else, Auth just stands on the well and meditates.

Meanwhile, over at the Crossroads...

uA: A-ah! Good morning, Ms. Elem... It's good t-to see you're doing well. That was my name, yes...

Chloe asks him if she can stick around him. Auth laughs gently, then nods.

uA: Um, yeah. Th-though, I guess it would be more appropriate if it were the other way around - I were asking that to you, given my remarkable frailty...

He laughs quietly, then finds the damaged Gallow Egg in the inventory, earning his shock and appal.

uA: W-why? Who did this? We wanted to keep that in as high a quality as possible, so we might be able to get an ally out of what hatches...

Auth does his job, so he sits down with the egg in his lap, and the crack in the egg facing him, and facing up. He lays his hand on the egg, and black ink leaks off of it, healing the egg and fusing the crack back together. After he's finished, it's repaired as though one wouldn't be able to tell someone had tried to bludgeon an Iti with the egg.

Auth then seals the Iti in a black box. It's no incubator, but it should help somewhat until someone else makes a proper incubator. He makes the inside of the box out of Cosmogone ink, keeping the egg in the warmth, as though it was laid in the sun.

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 04:20:00

Zed adjusts his hat. "Launch Probe" and its functions now are just bonus actions from the hat, and don't take up a spell slot. He fills the newly-opened slot with Aerobeam.

He then heads on down to the sewer and joins the fight about to break out.

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 04:30:00

Back at the house, EN nods.

"Yep. Darn thin' were kinda gettin' in th' way an' all. Lemmie see if ah can find..."

She proceeds to go inventory diving to find the Gallow Head. There's a pause...

"Dangit, someone made off wit' one o' th' eyes... Ah well, still recognizable. Prolly. Wha'd'y'all think?"

A moment later, regardless of how unwise it might be to do so, she proceeds to pull the Gallow Head out of the inventory to show the Chairian trio that yeah, it's there. She then glances between the trio, wondering what they'll make of the admittedly kinda ew trophy...



Meanwhile in battle, Calibri makes a heh of amusement as Reisz pretty much throws away a life.

"This works."

The world flickers black. The world flickers back to normal view. There's now a Calibri standing at H10, and an illusory trap that strongly resembles him standing at E8, giving Reisz one hell of a smug expression to look at.

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 18:27:00

Destiny, now out of the hole, goes East.

Originally posted on 2018-04-18 23:07:00

Irongutta moves to F6 and attacks Reisz! The movement activates his trait and the charging vest, of course.

Originally posted on 2018-04-19 00:57:00

<ROUND FIFTY>
Pionobot kicks a block of TNT into the Titanium Ore at the Whispering Library. After a few tense moments and some plugging of ears, there's an explosion that dislodges 8 chunks of raw Titanium. This also somehow doesn't destroy any of yield. He then explores to the East, and finds a rather crummy looking T-junction. Crummy, because one of the halls has ceased to exist due to a gigantic collapse! Deciding he doesn't really want to do anything here, he heads towards the Northern Flank, and meets with a certain Miss Elem...

CHLOE: O-Oh! Heya, Piono!
CHLOE: How are you? D-Did you sleep well? Um...

She pulls out her phone from her backpack, and presents the back of it to him.

CHLOE: B-Back then, as in yesterday, you said you'd give me your autograph, right?
CHLOE: Could you sign here, please? It'd mean a lot to me!
CHLOE: Also... out of curiosity, what brings you here?
CHLOE: You've already saved the world once, right? I guess you're here to... do it again?

Chloe gives him an expectant, somewhat optimistic look. A soft smile that greatly contrasts the fact that the Iti to the east of her have suddenly begun to mobilize, bashing and blasting the barrier to the East. It cracks slightly against the fierce assault, somehow holding- its caster must be reinforcing it directly, somehow. That's how magical barriers work, right? JOE then crafts together a brick oven using a bunch of free stuff he got from Border, and then promptly wonders why it falls apart a few seconds later.

And then explodes.

Surely, you couldn't have like... uh, used cobblestone? Or more than literally 1 Greatwood Log? Why are you making this, anyway? Why would anime organization Border carry around 300 cubic hecktons of charcoal, and why would they accept a fancy log in exchange for it?

Man, I'm just really confused right now. Moving on...

Mr. Krabs then attempts to hack and do something that literally just appeared this round, but is promptly pushed back by a mysterious, totally-not-the-GM force! He then points in a random direction, and scurries with that kinda weird walking noise to the shelf, and promptly writes things within it- namely, the spells Fury, Static Overcharge, and Glacial Monolith.

...Nothing happens. That's kinda sad. The narrative force then promptly picks up Mr. Krabs, pats him on the head, and places him back where he probably should be. The Man then fashions a shoddy gas mask, and then goes and steals all the cards at Altar Isle. Cultist Card Deck obtained!

Auth then converses with Chloe, agreeing to give her his protection... or at least, her offering to give him protection.

CHLOE: Hm? Aren't you like, a vampire or something? At least, that's what I've heard...
CHLOE: I'm just a squishy human who's made of weak fleshy stuff. I-I don't think I could take much, but...
CHLOE: I-If you want me to protect you, then I'll do my best!

Auth then also decides to repair the Gallow Egg, using black ink to seal the gap in its surface. A bit of ink leaks into the egg, but surely that won't cause any issues, right? He then tosses it into a box of Cosmogone Ink, for safety and warmth reasons. Zedros then attempts to modify his Hasking Mask to make it not take up a spell slot, and succeeds! The base MP cost goes up slightly, though. EN then shows off the Gallow Head to the Chairian trio.

CLAUSA: OH HELIX WHAT
WILLOW: It's just a head, dude.
SALIX: Impressive, outsiders.
SALIX: And yes- it's just a head. Calm yourself.
WILLOW: It's more than just a head, though! It's a sign that they're actually badgorillaes!
WILLOW: Not that they weren't before, but still.
WILLOW: Man, they'll probably end up killing the Yaga at this rate, too!
SALIX: ...Maybe.

Salix glances at Clausa, who's fixated on the Gallow's head.

SALIX: Mind putting the thing away? It seems you've rather mentally scarred Clausa.
SALIX: It's not your fault. He's always been somewhat weak-stomached.
WILLOW: We tease him for it sometimes, heh.
SALIX: Correction; you tease him for it.
WILLOW: shhhh

Elsewhere, Destiny goes eastward. She arrives in a study hall that's quite obviously been cancelled, thanks to the presence of thyme and matter, but combined.

Meanwhile, at the Alter Isle, Daskter then grabs the table, and prepares to lob it at the cultists to initiate combat! He then finds that instead of grabbing a table, he's merely grabbed a sheet of white fabric. Three cultists are huddled on the ground, where the 'table' was.

CULTISTS: Hi!
CULTISTS: Hello!
CULTISTS: Howdy!

They promptly rush out, cutting off the four adventures there from the entrance of the zone; Monika, Daskter, the Man, and Zedros! The ticket holding cultist, who appears to be a higher-up, starts talking.

CULTIST: tenno are you ready for a sacrifice?
CULTIST: i say we start with the... uh, gauntlet
CULTIST: he looks like he needs to chill

They whip out their blades / staves / what is that, a fidget spinner, and prepare for combat!

STRIFE!

---

<THE STAGE, ROUND FIVE>
Reisz is down to her last life! If you care for achievements, go and wipe out her hordes of Hounds that just spawned in! Otherwise, it shouldn't be too hard to go and break Reisz in half!

<ALTAR ISLE, ROUND ONE>
Be wary; there's two rounds to this fight! There's also a new, somewhat important mechanic in Geo Panels; head to the Tiles section in the rules to read up on them! If you have questions, don't hesitate to ask me... or Darkside. He plays Disgaea. He'll understand.

<VS MARRON, ROUND FOUR>
...Uh, Marron's down. That was embarrassing. It should be possible to take down most of the remaining targets here, so get going! The Sabertype still possesses considerable bulk, so take that into account when calculating lethal! Also do note that if Ette is left alone, she'll surrender. Because she's Ette. She can't really fight well at all.

Originally posted on 2018-04-19 01:02:00

A young lady emerges from the forest and skips her way into the library, ignoring any attempts to stop her. However, she does stop to give a small introduction.
"Hi, I'm Zahlia!" she says. "Simeon told me to come here and help out! He said, 'You're all great people, they'll totally keep you safe,' so that's why I'm here."
As she swipes her hands across the surfaces of every desk she sees, their contents dissapear. Dust, Pens, Paper, even the lamps.
She waves at the Iti, but when she sees the dead Chairian, her lighthearted expression grows solemn. She sits down next to him, putting her hand on his.
"Rest In Peace, brave soldier. Your sacrifice will not be in vain."
She continues to sit there silently. After a while, she takes the polearm too.
"Will you mind if I take this? I hope you won't."

Meanwhile, Simeon jumps out of the tree and climbs onto the stage. Well, technically, he doesn't climb, but rather steps up the stairs that are conveniently grown in his path towards the stage. As he approaches the Shuria, it throws another shuriken at him, which he deflects. "You. Will. Cease. Immediately," he growls, cutting at it.

Originally posted on 2018-04-19 05:44:00

"JOE then crafts together a brick oven using a bunch of free stuff he got from Border, and then promptly wonders why it falls apart a few seconds later.

And then explodes."
I didn't do that?
"I proceed to get border to give me some firebrick, fit it into the bottom of my pot as tightly as possible,make a second, smaller pot, put this one in the big pot, give border a greatwood log (mostly to bribe them into helping me), take a bunch of charcoal from border, fill the space between the pot and the smaller pot with charcoal, cut a small hole in it, attach a pipe, stick a galeforce crystal on it to provide constant wind so this fuel burns efficiently (sidenote: charcoal is better then coal for this), stick the furnace in the ground somewhere (let's say near the crystaliary place), and look at that! a furnace that would actually work in real life for anything that melts at temperatures over 1,260 °C, which is very hot so that should be most things we encounter."
The firebrick is only a small platform at the bottom of the pot. I already made a titanium pot a while ago:
"JOE then uses 3 Titanium to make a Titanium Pot! I'm not really sure what he's doing with this, but it's in the inventory now."
Into which the firebrick was placed, before more titanium was used:
"make a second, smaller pot" (implicitly of the same material as the first!) and also a pipe of the same material
Added a galeforce crystal " stick a galeforce crystal on it to provide constant wind so this fuel burns efficiently", And I only needed 1/9 of a cubic meter of charcoal at most. not " Why would anime organization Border carry around 300 cubic hecktons of charcoal, and why would they accept a fancy log in exchange for it?"
As for why they'd want the log, aren't greatwood logs like magic or something? presumably, they could use its DNA to clone it after the first one, and whatever magic they have would be useful. besides, the total volume of wood given would be enough to make that charcoal with proper facilitys (assuming 1 unit is like 1 minecraft block) (and we wouldn't logically have the facilitys here).

So all I got from border was a small brick thingy (which i got from them because i'm not sure what it actually is) and 1/9 of a cubic meter of charcoal! most of it was stuff from here!
the intended material use (beyond the log) was some more titanium, the titanium pot, and a galeforce crystal! it shouldn't have explodeded!
I proceed to try to do it a second time.


In the reisz fight, If i can do so (I'mnotsureitsambiguousGPisapassivebutifitgrantsaskillcaniusetheskillintrionformidon'tknoooooooooooooooow), I spend 3 GP on corrupt, move to 10D, and corrupt the screamer. Otherwise, if such a manoeuvre would fail, I sprint to 7J.


Also I finish mining the crystiliarys iron ore, and place a darkmatter cluster there (It says its a crystal!)


Originally posted on 2018-04-19 17:35:00

Daskter is simply the name, that the man gives to all who knows him.
Coming from a world filled with war that already ended in annihilation.
Daskter arrives onto this world has a person without purpose and will fight for whatever this group's cause is.


Heh I knew the Table was hiding some kind of hostiles.

Though I thought because they were cultist, the Table itself would've been hostile :V

Sensing a weak enemy that is just begging to be maule I move to G9.

I unleash a hail of bullets basically critically wounding their Seer.

I retreat back onto the Geotile at H9

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 02:39:00

Pionobot sighs.
"Well, before I sign it, I should probably tell you something, and we'll see whether or not you want me to sign it still."
"I'm... not actually Piono. I'm a Pionobot. Manufactured by the OP King to create mass havoc and mayhem... I'm a defective model though."
"Or maybe I'm not, most pionobots only have malevolent!Piono's memories in them, and I have... the memories of both of them for some reason."
"The point is... I'm not really the "real" Piono."
"As for what I'm doing here... I don't really know. The last thing I remember before waking up here was losing a fight to a Project Nexus army."

If Chloe still wants her phone signed, Piono goes ahead and signs it. If she does not, as he suspects, he sighs and gets ready to move on.

When nobody's looking, a shadow clone splits off of Piono, and heads down to Area 1 with flashstepping power, and collects fruit from all of the trees that are ready to be harvested.
Then it sits down with a knife and a mortar and pestle, carefully peeling and cutting the various cinderfruits up so that they won't detonate when he goes to grind them up. Meanwhile, another shadow clone splits off, and buys 50 credits worth of gunpowder from the temshop. Piono's shadow clones then uses the mortar and pestle, made with inert stone to prevent from igniting with the cinderfruit, to mash up the cut cinderfruits, enough cinderfruits are expended to make 5 units of searing powder, but no more.
Shadow clone 2 grabs some water and and grinds up some uniform logs into wood pulp using the water, and then fast-dries it into paper using fire magic. This paper is then taken and folded together in thicker sheets, shadow clone 1, having finished crafting searing powder, runs to the sap tree and harvests a bunch of sap blobs, bringing it back to use as glue on the paper, eventually pressing the sheets to make large sheets of corrugated cardboard.
Create say... 5 units of cardboard please.

Then, using a sheet of cardboard, a unit of searing powder, and some more green sap stuff, Piono creates a high powered explosive. Or maybe just some dynamite, who knows. I'll probably detail this process more, but the point is its an explosive.
Why am I only making 1 right now? I have plns. P L Ns!

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 03:17:00

Mr Krabs takes aim at the L5 Hound, who is weak to piercing, with the Splintercast, a Piercing Weapon that has a damage bonus due to alternating weapon attacks. The pseudo-psychological implications of this cause the hound to sweat thyme matter as Mr. Krabs locks eyes with the beast.

He proceeds to start square-dancing and square-dances around the hound, round and round, somehow without leaving his tile. this confuses the hound long enough for Mr. Krabs to shoot the hound in its hindquarters, while squaredancing. If it hasn't died of super-effective super-buffed damage, it's probably died of humiliation.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 05:18:00

"Oh, dear..."

[color=#3333CC]Monika moves to G7, uses her Bonus Action to pass some Empowered to Zedros, and casts Bag of Tricks with the focus on the 1st Chosen. She just stays there afterward... MENACINGLY.

[small]ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ[/small]

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 05:24:00

Teag spawns at B7 in the Altar Isle fight and one taps the Chosen with a piercing round. If he double-misses again, he refunds the game.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 05:39:00

"Bamboozled again."
"But which one of us is the bamboozler here?"
"I'd presume he's the one who isn't standing on what is effectively a large bomb."

Zed moves to J9. He casts his brand-spankin'-new Aerobeam through the Scarred to N9, then curves straight up to Onlook1. He also Launch Probes the Scarred.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 07:46:00

Terry moves to L8, uses a Shrapnel Popper north-east, then uses Blessed Wind north-east.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 08:30:00

"(Aw man, now THAT was satisfying! Oh, you brought friends? Shame they're all gonna die!)"

Moving first in the turn, Boshi moves to (N8) and fires north.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 15:24:00

Future!Toast (re)appears in the bedroom. She's still collapsed, but is stirring a little.

~~

"Marron, are you... alright?"
She gingerly bends down to check on her, before remembering "hey, theres a big cardboard thing with a sword i should probably move"

Toast moves to L6 and activates Intuition once more, using it to cast Static Overcharge on the Sabertype.
-4 MM. +12 SP. +6% Fish. -13 MP.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 19:41:00

The Man moves to G11 and whacks Chosen Numero II: Electric Boogaloo. He then backpedals to I10.

Originally posted on 2018-04-20 21:21:00

Surprisingly, since no one decided to go into the Hall of Sages, Brutishace ventures into the zone, advancing to P20 (or J19 if normal movement rules apply), examining the room, and especially the Thymium crystals, carefully. He spots the ineffective drain and connects the dots with the hole he spotted earlier.

"Hey, maybe that hole leads to something that can drain out the Thyme Matter, in case you guys haven't figured it out yet!"

The Necromancer keeps one hand on his pistol to ensure that he won't be caught off-guard by something, but keeps it holstered so as to not alarm the humanoid Iti.

Originally posted on 2018-04-21 04:19:00