Hey, serpent, in TVT2, there's about to be a meeting of the IUPC members (Deimos, Sanford, Hank, Eric, Wilson and Astria). Are you interested in being involved in it?
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Well, obviously Wils-atronic wouldn't actually try to kill you, sorta like Balloon Boy. He'd try to sneak into the vents above the office and camp out there. If he got there, he'd start messing with the cameras and making illusionary versions of the other animatronics so you can't tell if you're about to be attacked or not.
As some of you may know, I have a long term goal of making a game with Unity or something, possibly over the summer. So maybe I could try to make this. Technically speaking, the FNAF style games aren't too advanced in terms of coding. However, if I made it, it would probably suck, as does every first game of anyone ever. Also, there is no way I'm doing 3D graphics. That's the trap that way too many first time developers fall into.
My alternative is, GLaDOS just made a load of DTG-Player Animatronics without actually doing anything to the other players. It's easy to see why she wouldn't be so capable of grabbing the players (after all, GLaDOS needs assistance to leave her lab physically), but why she would still do that is because (a) She knows it would freak Twin out, (b) she still has combat data on them enough to give a reasonable approach to their abilities given her limitations (and she DOES have some physical limitations in the end), and (c) Considering GLaDOS also exists in the Trope Pantheon, it could be assumed they are one and the same being, just in different locations with a teleporter or two to connect them; as such, she'd know about the "Five Nights at Freddy's" punishment in the Pantheon to some degree (and yes, there is indeed such a punishment).
In any case, let's keep it limited as to how many we have so we can reasonably make a game.
So, I suggest we have a Godmodder Animatronic, a Piono Animatronic, an Engie Animatronic, a Wilson Animatronic, a Fseftr Animatronic, an Ire Animatronic, and a Split Animatronic (I suggest him because who better to give Build a hard time?). Split is a teleporting sort who can randomly pop in and ignore the doors if he feels like it, aside from a usual attack. Piono will throw Animatronics other out of the way but be super-aggressive. Wilson is basically there to basically make you blind for the rest of the run (replacing every image with empty halls) if he's allowed into your office, which is almost a death knell. Engie is basically Foxy. Fseftr and Ire are Bonnie and Chica combined (though they can come from different doors), and are basically the standard stuff to ease you into the game. The Godmodder is a later-game Split that is far more aggressive, persistent and immune to Piono tossing him out of the way, and he's the one that gets you if you run out of power or achieve whatever other non-'you let an animatronic in' death is.
Fairly basic but we don't need to go into hysterically complicated mechanics and include every last important character. Maniac, Me, Eric, and others are probably just as important as those, but they've got the most potential for interesting tactics.
As for your Phone Guy Expy, it's a combo of GLaDOS herself (being GLaDOS and taunting you rather than being helpful), and in a massive fit of irony, Golden Freddy (who is, to make it even weirder, contacting you to get you out because GLaDOS is violating her oath as a member of Killer Robots and AI Anonymous, or KRAIA, and she needs to stop doing that. Yes, that's deliberate, all the way. If you refuse his help in the first playthrough, Golden Freddy gives you a classic Fredbear jumpscare...Which doesn't do anything other than just to spoop you, then gives you the tutorial anyways (but only the first time). Yep.)
Yeah, actually that'd be pretty cool, but you know how every FNaF game has its own gimmick?
Since talist hasn't made any games before, I'd suggest he stick to that list, but ideally FNaCG's gimmick would be the multitasking required because there's so many animatronics. Or at least in my mind. I think yours is a pretty good loadout though.
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Okay, I know I'm reviving an old idea, but I've been listening to some epic music lately, and I think we need some themes for DTG.
This is not for the webcomic/animations/fanfic(somehow), this is just for fun. So, what themes do you have in mind for bosses, characters, events, etc? It doesn't matter if it's copyrighted.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Okay, I have something to say here. Pay attention. Especially you, engie.
Now, you probably saw that post I made after the DTG2 awards implying my intentions to end Blue x Engie. That was really always the plan, the pairing doesn't work, it just doesn't, but that's an IC/RP issue that isn't really relevant as of now.
However, I've gotten rather tired of Blue x Engie being the "go to relationship" of DTG... Are there so few "romance" plots that it's the best example? Probably. Which is a little sad in of itself. Twilight would make a better actual "love" story. If you've read my 10/24 storyposts, you'll know that I will have a Blue plot in this game. Engie almost certainly won't be showing up this game, so there's no chance to end it IC for like, a year. I'd really rather not wait that long with Blue x Engie being what it is to the playerbase.
Okay, this is not very coherent, I am realizing. I am trying not to insult anyone here, which is somewhat difficult, considering several things I haven't even touched on above. But, I've also realized I don't really need a reason. There are many reasons, but you don't necessarily need to know them. So yeah, this entire thing was a bad idea from the start, and I am going to fix it right now. I am not necessarily opposed to future romance plots with other players, but eh, I'd be hesitant.
Consider all past interactions between Blue and Engie as good as retconned.
This reminds me. Ire, want to summon a murderous flower with me, Twin, Erelye, Bomber, and Crystal? We need a sixth soul.This is going to be a ways down the line, don't worry.
In the meantime... I'm not helping you condemn Papyrus to the Battlefield he's too nice to kill ;-;
You know fseftr, I never really thought that Blue x Engie was going to work. If possible, I'd like to keep it as a thing in the Godmodder Chronicles, because honestly, its more funny than anything else.
It's always been obvious that Blue had no affection for engie (how could she? Engie's never made appearances as anything other than a large, vaguely humanoid robot) and honestly I think its been played for laughs more than anything else, and when its been played seriously, its more been in the vein of because Blue doesn't know what to do. You don't just shut down a universe eater, especially one as unstable as engie.
That being said, even if you don't like it, I'd say that you'd be best off not pretending it never happened. It seems engie's lost interest in that thread anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to break up, especially since Blue knows that being friends, just not in an actual relationship, with a universe eater is very beneficial in terms of fire power.
I'd like to keep it in Godmodder Chronicles because the character interactions between Blue and Engie were really good, even here. Given some touches to actually, you know, look like character development rather than just players goofing around, it'd be pretty cool.
But seriously, do what you want in your little webcomic thing. On that note, feel free to have full creative freedom with anything I do when it comes to the Chronicles.
Also, yes, I know it's was played for laughs, because that's basically how I did everything. First of all, I'd like to move away from that a bit. Dial back the fourth wall breaking, and so on. Subtlety is where it's at now. Second, almost everything I did was for laughs, so it wasn't any less serious than most of what I did.
Eh, it really doesn't matter. Blue doesn't need that kind of firepower right now, and she has no intentions of returning to any situations that would require them. I have no plans to increase the scope of my plot either, beyond what you already saw today. BTM is dead to me.
I would have just waited to do a "break-up", but I'm impatient, and have OOC reasons that I'm not going to say, because that'd involve a ton of insults towards certain players that shall remain unnamed.
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I've actually been working on a somewhat special one. It's taken me a while partly because the laptop I use can't connect to the internet anymore. And then I also want to do some... things with it.
In fact, I've actually already run the games. I'll tell you right now, you did better this time.
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Serpent gains passive number 39 Crystal gains passive number 55 Crystal gains passive number 51 Crystal gains passive number 31 Netpatham gains passive number 4 The L[]rd gains passive number 46 The L[]rd gains passive number 17 The L[]rd gains passive number 35 Maniac gains passive number 42 Maniac gains passive number 8 Maniac gains passive number 41 Amp gains passive number 55 InsertNameHere gains passive number 47 The Godmodder gains passive number 57 NinjaV gains passive number 37 NinjaV gains passive number 19 NinjaV gains passive number 57 Umbra gains passive number 5 Umbra gains passive number 7 Umbra gains passive number 16 Kajiulord gains passive number 53 Kajiulord gains passive number 22 Kajiulord gains passive number 54 Pit gains passive number 37 Hank gains passive number 33 Vriska gains passive number 28 11 gains passive number 4 Proof gains passive number 1 Dark Pit gains passive number 43 Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 41 Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 15 Pokefan gains passive number 10 TT2000 gains passive number 40 5lin65h07 gains passive number 51 PARANOiA gains passive number 32 Redstone Block gains passive number 12 RED DRAGON gains passive number 31 Jondanger23 gains passive number 39 TSFHISEPIC gains passive number 52 The Mailman Dude gains passive number 43 The Mailman Dude gains passive number 34 The Mailman Dude gains passive number 42 Electron gains passive number 3 Positron gains passive number 9 The Golem gains passive number 10 Mikoto gains passive number 30 Gail gains passive number 51 The Veteran gains passive number 14 Inari gains passive number 55 The Sleuth gains passive number 40 UserZero gains passive number 14 Walker gains passive number 21 The Destroyer gains passive number 35 Star gains passive number 48 Chaoscreeper gains passive number 48 EXOS gains passive number 35 Crusher48 gains passive number 26 Kolyarut gains passive number 26 DarkSide gains passive number 46 Shadow Fighter gains passive number 23 Justin gains passive number 7 Tazz gains passive number 6 Mercury gains passive number 37 Willow gains passive number 42
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor! Jondanger23's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
Bloodbath
All 50 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
The Golem had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. Mercury resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Hey look, I actually remembered that you exist. Tazz wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Yeah... no time to play MC when you're GMing. Walker found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Jondanger23 convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. You go show those entities of yours. Crystal convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. Redstone Block decided to not go to that light in the distance. Shadow Fighter and Willow were shipped so fast 11 had to break it up. vicious. That doesn't actually count as a ship. Also, there's a reason I decided to include Willow again. Wilson isn't here though. Gail stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. DarkSide finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. PARANOiA made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Maniac got the keys to the Abomination. Inari runs off into the distance. Maniac made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Umbra realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
The Golem VS. Crusher48 Crusher48's strength overpowered The Golem's entities! (85.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) Crusher48 dealt 57.0 damage! Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 89.0 HP
The Golem's strength overpowered Crusher48's entities! (98.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) The Golem dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 44.0 HP
Crusher48's dexterity overpowered The Golem's entities! (91.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) Crusher48 dealt 55.0 damage! Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has -12.0 HP and Crusher48 has 33.0 HP
Crusher48 has killed The Golem!
Hank VS. UserZero Hank's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) Hank dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 100.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP
UserZero's intelligence overpowered Hank's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) UserZero dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP
Hank's alchemies overpowered UserZero's entities! (74.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) Hank dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) UserZero dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's alchemies blocked Hank's entities! (44.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) UserZero dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
Hank's intelligence overpowered UserZero's intelligence! (63.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Hank dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has -8.0 HP
Hank has killed UserZero! UserZero killed Hank. Aga- huh?
The L[]rd and The Destroyer vs. Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth IREFIGHT!
Combo Activated, Stolen Memory!
Chaos channels his energy, and tears a glitch portal open between his Mindscape and the battlefield! Somehow, a second Sleuth appears. This Sleuth appears to be visibly shaken by SOMETHING, but Chaos appears to have moderate control over it. Both Sleuths spring into action, each one armed with an Armistyx! They both chain their attacks on The L[]rd, and end wiping the floor with them by ending with a Twin Atom Bomb Scythe COMBO! The Second Sleuth vanishes back to Chaos's Mindscape.
That's 174 vs. The L[]rd's defense of 62.0 (dex)
It dealt 56.0 damage to The L[]rd! Chaoscreeper's entities overpowered The Destroyer's intelligence! (84.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Chaoscreeper dealt 136.0 damage! The Sleuth's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (63.0 attack vs. -20.0 defense) Eh? -20 defense? Must be from a debuff. The Sleuth dealt 119.0 damage! The L[]rd was so weak, they took 38 damage! The L[]rd managed to stab themself in the foot for 53 damage! The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 67 times! The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 73 damage to him! The L[]rd's alchemies backfired, dealing 83 damage to him! The L[]rd has been defeated! The Destroyer has been defeated!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 100.0 HP, The Sleuth has 100.0 HP
5lin65h07 casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. The Godmodder's planned Entity was noped immediately. You don't get to make big bosses anymore. Kajiulord managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. The Sleuth worked on a mech with Vriska.
It was ruined thanks to The Sleuth. The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! Hank was hit by the Moon. The moon killed Hank. Again. Mercury died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. Willow does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Roll! Do a barrel roll! Umbra drop-kicked Amp to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. The Godmodder drop-kicked Kajiulord to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though. NinjaV shot down a Martian Probe. Pit liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Didn't even have to break your neck to do it. Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati. Serpent grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. InsertNameHere checked the cameras and closed the door in time. Tazz checked the cameras and closed the door in time. Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage! NinjaV grabs Lil' Cal and Curses 5lin65h07 before absconding. 5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Electron VS. Inari Even though she ran away. Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) Electron dealt 21.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 100.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) Inari dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP
Electron's entities overpowered Inari's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) Electron dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (61.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Inari dealt 5.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP
Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense) Electron dealt 1.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense) Inari dealt 8.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP
Electron's alchemies overpowered Inari's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Electron dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has -6.0 HP
Electron has killed Inari! Characters remaining: 4/5
Slipped into a little bit of Inari's armor, Electron finds a bit of paper that says "....XxXxX.xx.X...Xxxx...Xx..x.Xx..x.Xxx.XxxxXxxxX.x.x.xXxx.X.x..Xx..x.Xxx.xX..X..x.Xxx..X..x x.x."
Positron found a summoning charm. To summon Electron. Serpent runs off into the distance. Vriska found an Armistyx, and switched it to Motorbike Scythe Mode and sped away. Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. TT2000 finds a shot of adrenaline! 11's planned Entity was noped immediately. 11's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! They just want more friends.
Kajiulord and NinjaV vs. Tazz and Redstone Block. The TNT and the Redstone block. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
Tazz's strength blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (44.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (78.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (53.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) Tazz dealt 12.0 damage! Redstone Block's strength overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (88.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Redstone Block dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (59.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Tazz dealt 21.0 damage! Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (76.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense) Redstone Block dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Kajiulord's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (71.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 15.0 damage! NinjaV's entities overpowered Redstone Block's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 73.0 damage! Tazz has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP
Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Redstone Block dealt 60.0 damage! NinjaV has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered Redstone Block's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP,
DarkSide was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. RED DRAGON found blueprints for a Mech. 5lin65h07 undergoes a Split from the stress. 5lin65h07 was so weak, they took 10 damage! 5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! The Veteran realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. ... Crusher48 found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. The Mailman Dude has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Three players teamed up to fight an Armybuster Mech! Justin was getting up-close with various bladed weapons, EXOS was attacking from a distance, and Kajiulord was casting heals and buffs!. EXOS chickened out and left his weapons behind, but it didn't matter; Justin and Kajiulord made the perfect team and took down the mech, and reaped the spoils! Kajiulord didn't become engie.
Redstone Block and PARANOiA vs. Dark Pit Wait, how did the block survive? Dark Pit's strength overpowered PARANOiA's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) Dark Pit dealt 22.0 damage!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 78.0 HP and Dark Pit has 100.0 HP
PARANOiA's dexterity overpowered Dark Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) PARANOiA dealt 39.0 damage! PARANOiA took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP
Dark Pit's strength overpowered Redstone Block's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) Dark Pit dealt 15.0 damage! Redstone Block has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) PARANOiA dealt 80.0 damage! PARANOiA took 12 damage in retailiation! Dark Pit has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 63.0 HP and Dark Pit has -19.0 HP
TT2000 and Kolyarut locked eyes, and instantly fell in love! SHIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Positron thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. Electron teleports away at a rapid pace. RED DRAGON gets into a long argument with Netpatham, ignoring all the supplies. The Veteran ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY InsertNameHere found an ancient wooden ruin... InsertNameHere didn’t find anything. Pokefan's Entities were slaughtered by EXOS without warning. Star praised Dome. +2 Amp uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Electron finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. TSFHISEPIC grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees. Star lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. Kolyarut did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Kolyarut managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Kolyarut went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times! Kolyarut's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 44 damage to him! Kolyarut's alchemies backfired, dealing 46 damage to him!
And then Kolyarut died of it! Well, that didn't last long. Chaoscreeper casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times! Netpatham bathed in blood. Proof teleports away at a rapid pace. Proof decided to not go to that light in the distance. Justin entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes. Justin avoided getting poked.
5lin65h07 VS. The Mailman Dude The Mailman Dude's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's strength! (81.0 attack vs. 7.0 defense) The Mailman Dude dealt 71.0 damage!
Current HP: 5lin65h07 has -21.0 HP and The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP
The Mailman Dude has killed 5lin65h07!
PARANOiA blamed the cactus. TSFHISEPIC's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it. Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 44 damage! Mikoto grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Metal Gear RAY made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
TT2000 morns Kolyarut's death.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Sheets of rain start pouring down! Everyone takes a 10 point dex penalty. Umbra had their ancestral artifact jacked by 11.
Pokefan gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!
Pit, The Godmodder, and Serpent's plans were all foiled by Willow. 6 total plans foiled...
Vriska comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
A projectile whistles past Positron, but they ignored it.
Chaoscreeper played a strange text-adventure type game with Ire. It was really awesome. He got to build a mindscape and trap a bunch of people in it and then throw spiders at people...
Pokefan facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
PARANOiA, The Sleuth, and RED DRAGON's plans were all foiled by Crystal. The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times!
The Mailman Dude became Medium Aware.
Netpatham got their inventory jpeg'd. Netpatham's alchemies backfired, dealing 160 damage to him!
And then Netpatham died of it!
Star awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
InsertNameHere bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
Gail had their hacks disabled!. ERROR! ERROR MESSAGE CODE-aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJvcGJveC5jb20vcy85ZjJ6OWE3dmQ Gail was so weak, they took 6 damage!
EXOS wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro. EXOS managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Pro-tip, the EXOS has both a gender and a foot.
The Veteran and The Mailman Dude decided to blindfold Mikoto! It will be real fun Mikoto. Now spin around three times.
Justin found some cool stuff in a chest. Like an iPad that can connect to the memo.
Justin spent too much time on the memo.
Electron, Proof, TSFHISEPIC, Mercury, and Maniac combined to beat back a mech.
TSFHISEPIC is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
InsertNameHere VS. Vriska Vriska's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Vriska dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has 100.0 HP
InsertNameHere's entities overpowered Vriska's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) InsertNameHere landed a critical hit! InsertNameHere dealt 122.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has -22.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Vriska!
Kajiulord suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Chaoscreeper.
The Godmodder spends some time using the Alchemiter.
The Veteran removed the zone that Amp and Crusher48 were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.
Kajiulord wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
Crystal VS. Jondanger23 Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's entities! (115.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense) Crystal dealt 81.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 100.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP
Jondanger23's entities overpowered Crystal's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense) Jondanger23 dealt 44.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP
Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's alchemies! (132.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Crystal dealt 95.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has -75.0 HP
Crystal has killed Jondanger23!
11 and Proof fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest.
Amp tries to kill The Sleuth with a table, but they escape. Only chairs do that.
Pit whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down Positron's entities! Enough messing around with sissy bows...
Crusher48 listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
TT2000 caught the X-Plauge. TT2000 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon. RED DRAGON successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. 4th action is the charm. Or something.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
The rain clears up.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites. Willow changed allegiances. Suddenly, Willow is pro-Willow.
Proof was attacked by a Bullymong! Proof killed it, and got cool guns! Positron found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Mercury vs. TT2000 Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence overpowered TT2000's alchemies! (52.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 21.0 damage! Mercury's strength overpowered TT2000's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense) Mercury dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP
Mercury's alchemies blocked TT2000's dexterity! (42.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered TT2000's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 61.0 damage! TT2000 has been defeated!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has -35.0 HP
Positron wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
The Godmodder and Umbra vs. Justin and Shadow Fighter
Combo Activated, Pursuit!
Justin asks the pilot of the Shadow Fighter to take a break, and let him take over. Justin then flies low, trying hard not to be caught. He then lifts up, and pursues The Godmodder when the timing is right. The Godmodder is hit from behind by a flurry of bullets from the Shadow Fighter. Justin then leaps on top of the plane, and fires a sharp icicle at The Godmodder, which flies at about mach 2. Justin then gets back into the plane and flies away.
That's 166 vs. The Godmodder's defense of 84.0 (str)
It dealt 72.0 damage to The Godmodder! The Godmodder's alchemies blocked Justin's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Shadow Fighter's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (57.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Shadow Fighter dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 100.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 100.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Shadow Fighter's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 126.0 damage! Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) Umbra dealt 36.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP
Justin's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's strength! (93.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense) Justin dealt 19.0 damage! Umbra's strength blocked Shadow Fighter's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
The Godmodder has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP
Umbra's dexterity overpowered Shadow Fighter's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Umbra dealt 132.0 damage! Shadow Fighter has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,
Justin's entities overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) Justin dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,
Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's dexterity! (67.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Umbra dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's dexterity overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Justin dealt 16.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's alchemies blocked Umbra's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's alchemies overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (101.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Justin dealt 74.0 damage! Umbra has been defeated!
Current HP: Justin has 55.0 HP,
Crystal doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Star removed the zone that The Veteran and The Mailman Dude were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. Seems like what started as a fun game of having Mikoto break a pinata turned ugly. The Veteran was so weak, they took 14 damage!
Amp was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power!
Amp successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. The trouble of reviving him. Everyone beat him to death for trying that. Star wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
InsertNameHere was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. InsertNameHere is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. InsertNameHere took 16 damage!
Mercury managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape! Straight into a meteor. Mercury is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Mercury took 20 damage! The Mailman Dude sits still in a corner and cries. It's okay... Maybe Mikoto left some candy... The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
TSFHISEPIC and Pokefan vs. Serpent Serpent's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Serpent dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 100.0 HP
TSFHISEPIC's entities overpowered Serpent's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) TSFHISEPIC dealt 15.0 damage! Pokefan's intelligence overpowered Serpent's strength! (75.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP
Serpent's dexterity overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (66.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense) Serpent dealt 3.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP
TSFHISEPIC's dexterity overpowered Serpent's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) TSFHISEPIC dealt 28.0 damage! Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Serpent's intelligence! (89.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 64.0 damage! Serpent has been defeated!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has -47.0 HP
EXOS made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities. EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. EXOS took 22 damage!
Electron VS. PARANOiA Electron's strength overpowered PARANOiA's alchemies! (86.0 attack vs. 84.0 defense) Electron dealt 1.0 damage! Watch out, we got a pro here.
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and PARANOiA has 80.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's alchemies! (96.0 attack vs. 86.0 defense) PARANOiA dealt 12.0 damage! PARANOiA took 2 damage in retailiation! First dealing one damage, then TWO! Will the wonders ever stop?
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 79.0 HP
Electron's intelligence overpowered PARANOiA's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) Electron dealt 24.0 damage! Yes. yes they will.
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 55.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's intelligence! (113.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense) PARANOiA dealt 106.0 damage! PARANOiA took 17 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Electron has -32.0 HP and PARANOiA has 40.0 HP
PARANOiA has killed Electron!
InsertNameHere uselessly attempted to /ban Gail.
RED DRAGON thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Having lost some sanity, Kajiulord hallucinates living tables and chairs. And meteors. Kajiulord is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Kajiulord took 20 damage!
With the help of RED DRAGON, The Sleuth hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10.
The Sleuth doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Mikoto expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. Mikoto is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Mikoto took 20 damage!
The Veteran tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities. NOT THE BALLOON DRAKE!
TSFHISEPIC discovered that their survival has been pre-ordained by paradox space. TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!
Justin finds an Ancestral Artifact.
The Ship between TSFHISEPIC and Crusher48 was sunk by Pit. That they didn't have. Crusher48 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. Crusher48 took 20 damage! TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!
11 became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. 11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. 11 took 20 damage!
Kajiulord ate some Yoyleberries and turned Metal!
Pokefan managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Pit Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. Chaoscreeper awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
EXOS didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid. Or whether that large flaming thing in the sky is a meteor. EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. EXOS took 22 damage!
Chaoscreeper Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Mikoto became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. No... I think I fixed that problem.
Crusher48 summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS downs a potion of Absorption.
11 is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. 11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact. 11 took 20 damage!
Willow went for a work out. going to PUMP those wing muscles!
Maniac got the Skull Barrier.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? It's raining cats and dogs! Pit made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!
The memes, Willow.
Mercury and Willow formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. Vicious. Again. Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Chaoscreeper became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Pokefan wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
The Sleuth walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs.
Crystal saw a Decoy Godmodder, and decided to not go all-out on it. TSFHISEPIC found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Chaoscreeper was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS, Pit, and Crusher48 chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies. Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 5 times!
Star attempted to cast a spell to drain 11’s life force!
The spell backfired, and Star ended up losing his own blood! Star took 40 damage! 11 was healed for 40 health! Amp made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!
Crusher48 VS. InsertNameHere Crusher48's dexterity overpowered InsertNameHere's intelligence! (57.0 attack vs. 4.0 defense) Crusher48 dealt 50.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has 28.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP
InsertNameHere's alchemies overpowered Crusher48's intelligence! (73.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 61.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has -33.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Crusher48!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS VS. Maniac Maniac's dexterity overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 1.0 defense) Maniac dealt 84.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 100.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (123.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense) Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 73.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength blocked Maniac's dexterity! (61.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies overpowered Maniac's alchemies! (128.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense) Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has -14.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS has killed Maniac!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on him and dodges! Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. They are now immune to life drain damage. RED DRAGON ran away from a Mechora Worm. Amp and Pokefan sure do look cute sleeping together. We have a new ship! Pokefan and Amp spent some quality(?) time together.
Kajiulord picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Kajiulord Challenges RED DRAGON to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. EXOS saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on him and dodges! Justin Challenges Mercury to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
EXOS devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Schrodinger's ferret/cat/lemur thing. There goes another one of my characters. The Veteran found an ancient glitched ruin... The Veteran didn’t find anything. The Sleuth ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
11 went for a work out.
Red sun over paradise... The Veteran will not forget it. Make sure you remember it while you can.
Justin insisted that they do, in fact, exist. Mikoto got nope'd by the curse of repetition. Mikoto's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
And then Mikoto died of it! Was that what you were complaining about? He was carrying a little bit of paper, which says "Eyd cvzdq vk avsd fx vod vk eyd xeqvordxe eyforx fo eyd hlaef-sdqxd. Vod vk eyd rqdbe eyforx bivle fe fx eybe eyd hvqd xvhdvod foxfxex eybe fe wvdxo'e dgfxe, eyd zdbtdq eydn idpvhd ev fe. Zyfad xvhdeyfor aftd kfqd pbo voan ilqo, avsd pbo wv cqdeen hlpy boneyfor. Fe pbo wfxcda hfow pvoeqva, ibofxy dsfa, vq afrye eyd zbn. Vq fe pbo wqfsd nvl hbw."
GLaDOS ran The Mailman Dude through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive. The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
BONK! A vicious hailstorm starts! Any action taken today will be at the cost of some health. Kajiulord and Crystal made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Whoa! Crusher48 faked their own death but is back now!
MK-Watson-A decided to join RED DRAGON's cause.
Crusher48 dodges an elephant. Metal Gear EXCELSUS comforts RED DRAGON as they sleep. D'aww. I ship em so hard. RED DRAGON and Metal Gear EXCELSUS spent some quality(?) time together.
Pokefan was caught in a freak rainstorm! As it hails.
Justin read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Pokefan sits still in a corner and cries.
Justin ate a golden apple and gained health!
Chaoscreeper stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.
Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price. Was it stealing a guitar? Well hey, you lived a whole 5 days this time, which is above average.
Pit and Pokefan vs. Kajiulord Kajiulord's strength blocked Pit's dexterity! (98.0 attack vs. 100.0 defense)
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 47.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 82.0 HP and Kajiulord has 39.0 HP
Kajiulord's strength overpowered Pokefan's alchemies! (135.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 85.0 damage! Pokefan has been defeated!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 39.0 HP
Pit's entities overpowered Kajiulord's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) Pit dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 20.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP
Pit's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Pit dealt 29.0 damage! Kajiulord has been defeated! Kajiulord cursed Pit with passives numbers 208 and 214! Kajiulord cursed Pokefan with passives numbers 208 and 205!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has -24.0 HP
Willow Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. Unrelated to this, Willow finds a little bit of torn paper. It reads: "../../../../imgur.com/" It seems that there was more to it, but that part got torn off. She then realizes that she's been trailing bits of paper for all of the game so far. Strange...
The Sleuth whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down The Veteran's entities!
Willow and TSFHISEPIC fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. YOU DARE CHALLENGE A HOMESTUCK GOD AT A FISH SLAPPING CONTEST?! FOOL!
Mercury was attacked by a Bullymong! Mercury killed it, and got cool guns! 11 encountered Pharaoh Man! 11 was able to roll out of the way of Pharaoh Man. The Sleuth made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
The Veteran and EXOS attempted to hack into a computer server. The Veteran messed it up for EXOS by tripping a security system for them.
Bones are for wimps! And EXOS is not a wimp! Wow, these security systems have stepped up their game. Now they steal your bones if you trip them. EXOS was so weak, they took 24 damage!
TSFHISEPIC wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Pherix decided to join Mercury's cause. But you don't seem like a nice pokehmeh trainer.
The Mailman Dude beat Pit silly with a pineapple. Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 48 times!
And then Pit died of it!
TSFHISEPIC ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
The Mailman Dude looked up the necronomicon. The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 200 times!
And then The Mailman Dude died of it!
11 killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon! TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. Amp became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale. Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
Amp morns Pokefan's death. Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 11 times!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. 11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed. Crusher48 did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
EXOS steals a few of Amp and Mercury's alchemies.
The Veteran was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power! I KNEW IT! I'D GM SOMETHING! DTG-1 is confermed!
Having lost some sanity, The Sleuth hallucinates living tables and chairs. The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 27 times!
Willow whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down RED DRAGON's entities!
Justin made fun of EXOS's OC's, and incurred their wrath!
RED DRAGON rallied the masses to their aid.
The Veteran became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Spoilers for the plot of DTG-1.
Crusher48 Was unable to post three times. Drat. Partly because it's against the rules now.
Willow ate a golden apple and gained health!
Amp grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS sits still in a corner and cries.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? Its raining cats and dogs! Again. RED DRAGON wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
EXOS awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Crusher48, The Veteran and RED DRAGON stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. The Red Dragon stays... around the shop.
Mercury wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises. Mercury throws some alchemies into SCP-882. Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians. Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians. Martian double kill. Also, Martain home wreakers. The Veteran spends their turn attacking Justin's summons.
Justin got the Skull Barrier.
Mercury wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! Willow got the Skull Barrier. Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
EXOS used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
The Sleuth became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
RED DRAGON morns Metal Gear EXCELSUS's death.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.
The Sleuth VS. Crystal Crystal's alchemies overpowered The Sleuth's dexterity! (104.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Crystal dealt 80.0 damage!
Current HP: The Sleuth has -28.0 HP and Crystal has 77.0 HP
Crystal has killed The Sleuth!
Mercury Challenges Crystal to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Mercury managed to contain their rage over the newest editor. Willow saved The Veteran and RED DRAGON from EXOS.
You'll regret that.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today... EXOS Was unable to post three times. Drat.
Crystal looted a corpse.
RED DRAGON fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. Willow and EXOS both injured each other in a fight before running off.
RED DRAGON liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Being in every shape possible makes this easier. The Veteran [DATA EXPUNGED]. Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Once isn't enough for this thrill seeker. Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Mercury stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. The Veteran worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. You kinda have to do that as the GM.
Crystal made a shrine to Helix, and received a blessing!
Willow didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid. Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. Willow became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
The Veteran encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled. Mercury tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. BUT AWAKENED HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEASTIES THAT PROCEEDED TO
Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED]. RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
The Narrative decided, "Screw you, have a freakin FIRE TORNADO!". Some tributes will get nasty 3rd degree burns. Crystal has activated RAGE MODE!.
The memes, The Veteran.
Willow saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on her and dodges!
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Crystal managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! WITH RAGE! The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. Willow spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Hey... Did you know that the hypixel server now has player housing? I play on that server...
How wonderfully dull.
Let's see what Mother Nature has in store today...
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect. Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. BUT WITH RAGE! Hellkite dragons are now immune to angry damage.
The Veteran VS. Willow
A dragon? Talist always had a soft spot for dragons, especially ender dragons like yourself. ... You're not from this time, are you?
No more than you are.
Smart mouth. That's not what I meant. Your story is not now.
You're probably right. Wilson isn't even alive right now.
It's not like anything in here really matters anyway. Any number of people can die in this little game and they'll be back next time. Nobody wants to kill their characters in the real deal, so Talist lets luck do it for them in this little world of his.
Why do we really even bother then?
The cake. Tal-co has some awesome cake. Trust me.
Yeah, whatever. Regardless, We should probably get started. I actually find this kinda fun. Whatever your name is,
Veteran.
That, you will die. And it won't be mere luck that kills you...
... You are terrible at trash talking. I'm so scared.
The Veteran proceeds to draw two swords off his back and flourishs them.
I spill your blood with regret.
The Veteran's intelligence overpowered Willow's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) The Veteran dealt 55.0 damage! The Veteran took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
... ah... what a rush...
The Veteran's entities blocked Willow's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
Willow's strength blocked The Veteran's dexterity! (118.0 attack vs. 128.0 defense)
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
Willow's entities overpowered The Veteran's strength! (64.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense) Willow dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: The Veteran has 77.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
You know, for how you're supposed to be Talist's Ancestor, he doesn't talk much about you. At all. His friends don't either. Got something to say? What's that supposed to mean? I cannot speak for them. And besides, you're talking of some future event that I know nothing about. I tire of this anyway.
The Veteran's dexterity overpowered Willow's alchemies! (111.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) The Veteran dealt 67.0 damage! The Veteran took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 64.0 HP and Willow has -61.0 HP
The Veteran has killed Willow!
hah... hah... maybe it's good I die here... our text colors are way too similar anyway...
Results
The Veteran is the winner with these stats...
29.0 strength, 75.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 85.5 entities, 59.0 alchemies.
Willow's body distintegrates into a small shower of XP orbs, not as much as the actual enderdragon though. The Veteran simply stands, arms crossed, waiting.
What a strange message. Talist not speaking of me? Could mean any number of things. Could mean that dragon was lying.
After a few moments, the Tal-Co winner's ship comes to pick up the Veteran, and he gets in.
Ah, even though Tal-co doesn't really exist, they make some good cake.
the Veteran doesn't even bother to look out the window as he has his cake and eats it too. After finishing it, he very calmly gets up, overrides the auto pilot, and turns it around to fly straight into the ocean.
Clean up, clean up, everybody do your part...
Just before the ship splash lands, he types something into a keypad on the wall and ends the simulation.
The fallen, in order with stats
50: The Golem 51.0 strength, 41.0 dexterity, 41.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 21.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Golem was slain by Crusher48
49: UserZero 50.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was slain by Hank
48: The L[]rd 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
47: The Destroyer 100.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Destroyer was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
46: Hank 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was hit by the Moon.
45: Walker 52.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
44: Inari 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Inari was slain by Electron
43: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was killed by Tazz and Redstone Block
42: Tazz 55.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 19.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz was killed by Kajiulord and NinjaV
41: DarkSide 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: DarkSide was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
40: Redstone Block 40.0 strength, 6.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, -3.2 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Redstone Block was killed by Dark Pit
39: Dark Pit 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was killed by Redstone Block and PARANOiA
38: Kolyarut 25.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kolyarut died of battle wounds
37: 5lin65h07 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 5lin65h07 was slain by The Mailman Dude
36: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 45.75 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham died of battle wounds
35: Vriska 15.6 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 25.1 intelligence, 21.1 entities, 47.7 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska was slain by InsertNameHere
34: Jondanger23 48.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 91.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Jondanger23 was slain by Crystal
33: Metal Gear RAY 50.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon.
32: TT2000 0.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TT2000 was killed by Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Mercury
31: Positron 42.0 strength, 19.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Positron wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
30: The Godmodder 76.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 78.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
29: Umbra 60.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 26.2 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 8.45 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
28: Shadow Fighter 0.0 strength, 70.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shadow Fighter was killed by The Godmodder and Umbra
27: Proof 35.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 49.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles.
26: Serpent 26.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent was killed by TSFHISEPIC and Pokefan
25: Electron 40.75 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Electron was slain by PARANOiA
24: PARANOiA 26.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
23: Maniac 33.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by Metal Gear EXCELSUS
22: Star 25.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
21: InsertNameHere 29.0 strength, 24.0 dexterity, -6.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 42.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
20: Gail 0.0 strength, 57.3 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
19: Mikoto 18.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mikoto died of battle wounds
18: Chaoscreeper 30.4 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 109.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price.
17: Pokefan 29.75 strength, 46.0 dexterity, -8.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan was killed by Kajiulord
16: Kajiulord 84.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was killed by Pit and Pokefan
15: Pit 36.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 38.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
14: The Mailman Dude 28.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Mailman Dude died of battle wounds
13: TSFHISEPIC 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 131.0 intelligence, 56.75 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
12: 11 40.0 strength, 28.05 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
11: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 76.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 0.8 intelligence, 33.0 entities, 85.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
10: Crusher48 32.0 strength, 11.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 58.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
9: Amp 51.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 3.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
8: Justin 32.4 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 26.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 71.75 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.
7: The Sleuth 32.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 80.05 entities, 59.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Sleuth was slain by Crystal
6: EXOS 11.22 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 26.6 intelligence, 89.5 entities, 68.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
5: Mercury 45.0 strength, 21.2 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED].
4: RED DRAGON 85.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 43.5 intelligence, 71.0 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.
3: Crystal 103.0 strength, 86.6 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 36.0 entities, 68.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
2: Willow 117.4 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by The Veteran
This round, the Helix vs. Dome score was 8 V. 5
I hope you enjoyed this one of 3*10^64 outcomes. Well, that's counting a unique outcome as an order on the leaderboard. If we count in the actual events... there would be way too many to calculate.
uuuuuuhhhhhhh ok give me a sec
Oh no
Well, obviously Wils-atronic wouldn't actually try to kill you, sorta like Balloon Boy. He'd try to sneak into the vents above the office and camp out there. If he got there, he'd start messing with the cameras and making illusionary versions of the other animatronics so you can't tell if you're about to be attacked or not.
As some of you may know, I have a long term goal of making a game with Unity or something, possibly over the summer. So maybe I could try to make this. Technically speaking, the FNAF style games aren't too advanced in terms of coding. However, if I made it, it would probably suck, as does every first game of anyone ever. Also, there is no way I'm doing 3D graphics. That's the trap that way too many first time developers fall into.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Okay, that's fine. Flumpty's *shudder* is 2D graphics as well.
I'd like to see that as your game actually.
So now our crossover is DTG + FNaF, even though FNaF was already part of the DTG continuity. Oh well.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
What would Thyme Flumpty do? Act like Golden Freddy on steroids? Teleport around like standard Flumpty, but at ridiculous rates?
...but DTG FnaF would be strange, and potentially glorious.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
My alternative is, GLaDOS just made a load of DTG-Player Animatronics without actually doing anything to the other players. It's easy to see why she wouldn't be so capable of grabbing the players (after all, GLaDOS needs assistance to leave her lab physically), but why she would still do that is because (a) She knows it would freak Twin out, (b) she still has combat data on them enough to give a reasonable approach to their abilities given her limitations (and she DOES have some physical limitations in the end), and (c) Considering GLaDOS also exists in the Trope Pantheon, it could be assumed they are one and the same being, just in different locations with a teleporter or two to connect them; as such, she'd know about the "Five Nights at Freddy's" punishment in the Pantheon to some degree (and yes, there is indeed such a punishment).
In any case, let's keep it limited as to how many we have so we can reasonably make a game.
So, I suggest we have a Godmodder Animatronic, a Piono Animatronic, an Engie Animatronic, a Wilson Animatronic, a Fseftr Animatronic, an Ire Animatronic, and a Split Animatronic (I suggest him because who better to give Build a hard time?). Split is a teleporting sort who can randomly pop in and ignore the doors if he feels like it, aside from a usual attack. Piono will throw Animatronics other out of the way but be super-aggressive. Wilson is basically there to basically make you blind for the rest of the run (replacing every image with empty halls) if he's allowed into your office, which is almost a death knell. Engie is basically Foxy. Fseftr and Ire are Bonnie and Chica combined (though they can come from different doors), and are basically the standard stuff to ease you into the game. The Godmodder is a later-game Split that is far more aggressive, persistent and immune to Piono tossing him out of the way, and he's the one that gets you if you run out of power or achieve whatever other non-'you let an animatronic in' death is.
Fairly basic but we don't need to go into hysterically complicated mechanics and include every last important character. Maniac, Me, Eric, and others are probably just as important as those, but they've got the most potential for interesting tactics.
As for your Phone Guy Expy, it's a combo of GLaDOS herself (being GLaDOS and taunting you rather than being helpful), and in a massive fit of irony, Golden Freddy (who is, to make it even weirder, contacting you to get you out because GLaDOS is violating her oath as a member of Killer Robots and AI Anonymous, or KRAIA, and she needs to stop doing that. Yes, that's deliberate, all the way. If you refuse his help in the first playthrough, Golden Freddy gives you a classic Fredbear jumpscare...Which doesn't do anything other than just to spoop you, then gives you the tutorial anyways (but only the first time). Yep.)
GLaDOS taunting you would make an interesting mechanic, Golden Freddy however....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Yeah, actually that'd be pretty cool, but you know how every FNaF game has its own gimmick?
Since talist hasn't made any games before, I'd suggest he stick to that list, but ideally FNaCG's gimmick would be the multitasking required because there's so many animatronics. Or at least in my mind. I think yours is a pretty good loadout though.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
That DTG FNaF thing actually sounds like a pretty cool idea.
It's High Noon
Okay, I know I'm reviving an old idea, but I've been listening to some epic music lately, and I think we need some themes for DTG.
This is not for the webcomic/animations/fanfic(somehow), this is just for fun. So, what themes do you have in mind for bosses, characters, events, etc? It doesn't matter if it's copyrighted.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Music, eh? I think I could lend a hand...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Okay, I have something to say here. Pay attention. Especially you, engie.
Now, you probably saw that post I made after the DTG2 awards implying my intentions to end Blue x Engie. That was really always the plan, the pairing doesn't work, it just doesn't, but that's an IC/RP issue that isn't really relevant as of now.
However, I've gotten rather tired of Blue x Engie being the "go to relationship" of DTG... Are there so few "romance" plots that it's the best example? Probably. Which is a little sad in of itself. Twilight would make a better actual "love" story. If you've read my 10/24 storyposts, you'll know that I will have a Blue plot in this game. Engie almost certainly won't be showing up this game, so there's no chance to end it IC for like, a year. I'd really rather not wait that long with Blue x Engie being what it is to the playerbase.
Okay, this is not very coherent, I am realizing. I am trying not to insult anyone here, which is somewhat difficult, considering several things I haven't even touched on above. But, I've also realized I don't really need a reason. There are many reasons, but you don't necessarily need to know them. So yeah, this entire thing was a bad idea from the start, and I am going to fix it right now. I am not necessarily opposed to future romance plots with other players, but eh, I'd be hesitant.
Consider all past interactions between Blue and Engie as good as retconned.
My theme would be... this:
I dunno why, but I feel as if this really fits me.
It's High Noon
NYEH HEH HEH!
Who'd be interested in summoning an Undertale Boss with me? If you want to summon the boss, here are the requirements.
>You must have played / watched all of Undertale. This includes all three endings.
>You must meet all of my very high standards, such as cooking Spaghetti.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
This reminds me. Ire, want to summon a murderous flower with me, Twin, Erelye, Bomber, and Crystal? We need a sixth soul.This is going to be a ways down the line, don't worry.
In the meantime... I'm not helping you condemn Papyrus to the Battlefield he's too nice to kill ;-;
I will be making sans (bot) fight, though.
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You know fseftr, I never really thought that Blue x Engie was going to work. If possible, I'd like to keep it as a thing in the Godmodder Chronicles, because honestly, its more funny than anything else.
It's always been obvious that Blue had no affection for engie (how could she? Engie's never made appearances as anything other than a large, vaguely humanoid robot) and honestly I think its been played for laughs more than anything else, and when its been played seriously, its more been in the vein of because Blue doesn't know what to do. You don't just shut down a universe eater, especially one as unstable as engie.
That being said, even if you don't like it, I'd say that you'd be best off not pretending it never happened. It seems engie's lost interest in that thread anyways, so it shouldn't be too hard to break up, especially since Blue knows that being friends, just not in an actual relationship, with a universe eater is very beneficial in terms of fire power.
I'd like to keep it in Godmodder Chronicles because the character interactions between Blue and Engie were really good, even here. Given some touches to actually, you know, look like character development rather than just players goofing around, it'd be pretty cool.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I shouldn't pretend what never happened?
But seriously, do what you want in your little webcomic thing. On that note, feel free to have full creative freedom with anything I do when it comes to the Chronicles.
Also, yes, I know it's was played for laughs, because that's basically how I did everything. First of all, I'd like to move away from that a bit. Dial back the fourth wall breaking, and so on. Subtlety is where it's at now. Second, almost everything I did was for laughs, so it wasn't any less serious than most of what I did.
Eh, it really doesn't matter. Blue doesn't need that kind of firepower right now, and she has no intentions of returning to any situations that would require them. I have no plans to increase the scope of my plot either, beyond what you already saw today. BTM is dead to me.
I would have just waited to do a "break-up", but I'm impatient, and have OOC reasons that I'm not going to say, because that'd involve a ton of insults towards certain players that shall remain unnamed.
I've actually been working on a somewhat special one. It's taken me a while partly because the laptop I use can't connect to the internet anymore. And then I also want to do some... things with it.
In fact, I've actually already run the games. I'll tell you right now, you did better this time.
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Ooh! Another round!
... I still think these conversations should be moved to the DTG forum...
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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Crystal gains passive number 55
Crystal gains passive number 51
Crystal gains passive number 31
Netpatham gains passive number 4
The L[]rd gains passive number 46
The L[]rd gains passive number 17
The L[]rd gains passive number 35
Maniac gains passive number 42
Maniac gains passive number 8
Maniac gains passive number 41
Amp gains passive number 55
InsertNameHere gains passive number 47
The Godmodder gains passive number 57
NinjaV gains passive number 37
NinjaV gains passive number 19
NinjaV gains passive number 57
Umbra gains passive number 5
Umbra gains passive number 7
Umbra gains passive number 16
Kajiulord gains passive number 53
Kajiulord gains passive number 22
Kajiulord gains passive number 54
Pit gains passive number 37
Hank gains passive number 33
Vriska gains passive number 28
11 gains passive number 4
Proof gains passive number 1
Dark Pit gains passive number 43
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 41
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 15
Pokefan gains passive number 10
TT2000 gains passive number 40
5lin65h07 gains passive number 51
PARANOiA gains passive number 32
Redstone Block gains passive number 12
RED DRAGON gains passive number 31
Jondanger23 gains passive number 39
TSFHISEPIC gains passive number 52
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 43
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 34
The Mailman Dude gains passive number 42
Electron gains passive number 3
Positron gains passive number 9
The Golem gains passive number 10
Mikoto gains passive number 30
Gail gains passive number 51
The Veteran gains passive number 14
Inari gains passive number 55
The Sleuth gains passive number 40
UserZero gains passive number 14
Walker gains passive number 21
The Destroyer gains passive number 35
Star gains passive number 48
Chaoscreeper gains passive number 48
EXOS gains passive number 35
Crusher48 gains passive number 26
Kolyarut gains passive number 26
DarkSide gains passive number 46
Shadow Fighter gains passive number 23
Justin gains passive number 7
Tazz gains passive number 6
Mercury gains passive number 37
Willow gains passive number 42
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
BloodbathJondanger23's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
All 50 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
The Golem had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Mercury resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Hey look, I actually remembered that you exist.
Tazz wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Yeah... no time to play MC when you're GMing.
Walker found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Jondanger23 convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid. You go show those entities of yours.
Crystal convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid.
Redstone Block decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Shadow Fighter and Willow were shipped so fast 11 had to break it up. vicious. That doesn't actually count as a ship. Also, there's a reason I decided to include Willow again. Wilson isn't here though.
Gail stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
DarkSide finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
PARANOiA made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Maniac got the keys to the Abomination.
Inari runs off into the distance.
Maniac made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Umbra realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Crusher48's strength overpowered The Golem's entities! (85.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 57.0 damage!
Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 89.0 HP
The Golem's strength overpowered Crusher48's entities! (98.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
The Golem dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: The Golem has 43.0 HP and Crusher48 has 44.0 HP
Crusher48's dexterity overpowered The Golem's entities! (91.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 55.0 damage!
Crusher48 took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Golem has -12.0 HP and Crusher48 has 33.0 HP
Crusher48 has killed The Golem!
Hank's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Hank dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 100.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP
UserZero's intelligence overpowered Hank's alchemies! (66.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 54.0 HP
Hank's alchemies overpowered UserZero's entities! (74.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Hank dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 87.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 45.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's alchemies blocked Hank's entities! (44.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
Current HP: Hank has 42.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
UserZero's dexterity overpowered Hank's entities! (56.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
UserZero dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has 11.0 HP
Hank's intelligence overpowered UserZero's intelligence! (63.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Hank dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: Hank has 25.0 HP and UserZero has -8.0 HP
Hank has killed UserZero! UserZero killed Hank. Aga- huh?
Combo Activated, Stolen Memory!
Chaos channels his energy, and tears a glitch portal open between his Mindscape and the battlefield! Somehow, a second Sleuth appears. This Sleuth appears to be visibly shaken by SOMETHING, but Chaos appears to have moderate control over it. Both Sleuths spring into action, each one armed with an Armistyx! They both chain their attacks on The L[]rd, and end wiping the floor with them by ending with a Twin Atom Bomb Scythe COMBO! The Second Sleuth vanishes back to Chaos's Mindscape.
That's 174 vs. The L[]rd's defense of 62.0 (dex)
It dealt 56.0 damage to The L[]rd!
Chaoscreeper's entities overpowered The Destroyer's intelligence! (84.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Chaoscreeper dealt 136.0 damage!
The Sleuth's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's entities! (63.0 attack vs. -20.0 defense) Eh? -20 defense? Must be from a debuff.
The Sleuth dealt 119.0 damage!
The L[]rd was so weak, they took 38 damage!
The L[]rd managed to stab themself in the foot for 53 damage!
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 67 times!
The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 73 damage to him!
The L[]rd's alchemies backfired, dealing 83 damage to him!
The L[]rd has been defeated!
The Destroyer has been defeated!
Current HP: Chaoscreeper has 100.0 HP, The Sleuth has 100.0 HP
The Godmodder's planned Entity was noped immediately. You don't get to make big bosses anymore.
Kajiulord managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
The Sleuth worked on a mech with Vriska.
It was ruined thanks to The Sleuth.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Hank was hit by the Moon. The moon killed Hank. Again.
Mercury died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot.
Willow does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Roll! Do a barrel roll!
Umbra drop-kicked Amp to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
The Godmodder drop-kicked Kajiulord to grab Ircucvci. They lived, though.
NinjaV shot down a Martian Probe.
Pit liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Didn't even have to break your neck to do it.
Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
Serpent grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
InsertNameHere checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Tazz checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage!
NinjaV grabs Lil' Cal and Curses 5lin65h07 before absconding.
5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Electron dealt 21.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 100.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Inari dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 79.0 HP
Electron's entities overpowered Inari's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Electron dealt 43.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 91.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's intelligence! (61.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Inari dealt 5.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 36.0 HP
Electron's intelligence overpowered Inari's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 67.0 defense)
Electron dealt 1.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP
Inari's intelligence overpowered Electron's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Inari dealt 8.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has 35.0 HP
Electron's alchemies overpowered Inari's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Electron dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Electron has 78.0 HP and Inari has -6.0 HP
Electron has killed Inari! Characters remaining: 4/5
Slipped into a little bit of Inari's armor, Electron finds a bit of paper that says "....XxXxX.xx.X...Xxxx...Xx..x.Xx..x.Xxx.XxxxXxxxX.x.x.xXxx.X.x..Xx..x.Xxx.xX..X..x.Xxx..X..x x.x."
Serpent runs off into the distance.
Vriska found an Armistyx, and switched it to Motorbike Scythe Mode and sped away.
Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
TT2000 finds a shot of adrenaline!
11's planned Entity was noped immediately.
11's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! They just want more friends.
Tazz's strength blocked Kajiulord's alchemies! (44.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
NinjaV's dexterity overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (78.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 32.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 100.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (53.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 12.0 damage!
Redstone Block's strength overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (88.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 46.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 68.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Kajiulord's intelligence overpowered Tazz's dexterity! (112.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 55.0 damage!
Redstone Block's alchemies blocked NinjaV's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 80.0 defense)
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 42.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered NinjaV's dexterity! (59.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 21.0 damage!
Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's intelligence! (76.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 13.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Tazz has 13.0 HP, Redstone Block has 100.0 HP
Kajiulord's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (71.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 15.0 damage!
NinjaV's entities overpowered Redstone Block's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 73.0 damage!
Tazz has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, NinjaV has 8.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP
Redstone Block's dexterity overpowered NinjaV's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Redstone Block dealt 60.0 damage!
NinjaV has been defeated!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP, Redstone Block has 27.0 HP
Kajiulord's alchemies overpowered Redstone Block's intelligence! (59.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Kajiulord has 100.0 HP,
RED DRAGON found blueprints for a Mech.
5lin65h07 undergoes a Split from the stress.
5lin65h07 was so weak, they took 10 damage!
5lin65h07 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
The Veteran realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. ...
Crusher48 found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
The Mailman Dude has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Three players teamed up to fight an Armybuster Mech! Justin was getting up-close with various bladed weapons, EXOS was attacking from a distance, and Kajiulord was casting heals and buffs!.
EXOS chickened out and left his weapons behind, but it didn't matter; Justin and Kajiulord made the perfect team and took down the mech, and reaped the spoils!
Kajiulord didn't become engie.
Dark Pit's strength overpowered PARANOiA's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 22.0 damage!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 78.0 HP and Dark Pit has 100.0 HP
PARANOiA's dexterity overpowered Dark Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 39.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP
Dark Pit's strength overpowered Redstone Block's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
Dark Pit dealt 15.0 damage!
Redstone Block has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 74.0 HP and Dark Pit has 61.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's entities! (78.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 80.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 12 damage in retailiation!
Dark Pit has been defeated!
Current HP: PARANOiA has 63.0 HP and Dark Pit has -19.0 HP
Positron thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
Electron teleports away at a rapid pace.
RED DRAGON gets into a long argument with Netpatham, ignoring all the supplies.
The Veteran ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
InsertNameHere found an ancient wooden ruin...
InsertNameHere didn’t find anything.
Pokefan's Entities were slaughtered by EXOS without warning.
Star praised Dome. +2
Amp uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Electron finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
TSFHISEPIC grabs the Deudly Magnum and flees.
Star lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Kolyarut did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Kolyarut managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Kolyarut went insane and bashed their head against a wall 14 times!
Kolyarut's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 44 damage to him!
Kolyarut's alchemies backfired, dealing 46 damage to him!
And then Kolyarut died of it! Well, that didn't last long.
Chaoscreeper casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 18 times!
Netpatham bathed in blood.
Proof teleports away at a rapid pace.
Proof decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Justin entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes.
Justin avoided getting poked.
The Mailman Dude's intelligence overpowered 5lin65h07's strength! (81.0 attack vs. 7.0 defense)
The Mailman Dude dealt 71.0 damage!
Current HP: 5lin65h07 has -21.0 HP and The Mailman Dude has 100.0 HP
The Mailman Dude has killed 5lin65h07!
TSFHISEPIC's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 44 damage!
Mikoto grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Metal Gear RAY made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
TT2000 morns Kolyarut's death.
Sheets of rain start pouring down! Everyone takes a 10 point dex penalty.
Umbra had their ancestral artifact jacked by 11.
Pokefan gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!
Pit, The Godmodder, and Serpent's plans were all foiled by Willow. 6 total plans foiled...
Vriska comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
A projectile whistles past Positron, but they ignored it.
Chaoscreeper played a strange text-adventure type game with Ire. It was really awesome. He got to build a mindscape and trap a bunch of people in it and then throw spiders at people...
Pokefan facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
PARANOiA, The Sleuth, and RED DRAGON's plans were all foiled by Crystal.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times!
The Mailman Dude became Medium Aware.
Netpatham got their inventory jpeg'd.
Netpatham's alchemies backfired, dealing 160 damage to him!
And then Netpatham died of it!
Star awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Red Sun.
InsertNameHere bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
Gail had their hacks disabled!. ERROR! ERROR MESSAGE CODE-aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJvcGJveC5jb20vcy85ZjJ6OWE3dmQ
Gail was so weak, they took 6 damage!
EXOS wound up Gender-bent, but exploited the Second Law of Gender-bending like a pro.
EXOS managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Pro-tip, the EXOS has both a gender and a foot.
The Veteran and The Mailman Dude decided to blindfold Mikoto! It will be real fun Mikoto. Now spin around three times.
Justin found some cool stuff in a chest. Like an iPad that can connect to the memo.
Justin spent too much time on the memo.
Electron, Proof, TSFHISEPIC, Mercury, and Maniac combined to beat back a mech.
TSFHISEPIC is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Vriska's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Vriska dealt 19.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has 100.0 HP
InsertNameHere's entities overpowered Vriska's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
InsertNameHere landed a critical hit!
InsertNameHere dealt 122.0 damage!
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 81.0 HP and Vriska has -22.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Vriska!
The Godmodder spends some time using the Alchemiter.
The Veteran removed the zone that Amp and Crusher48 were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.
Kajiulord wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's entities! (115.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 81.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 100.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP
Jondanger23's entities overpowered Crystal's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
Jondanger23 dealt 44.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has 20.0 HP
Crystal's strength overpowered Jondanger23's alchemies! (132.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 95.0 damage!
Current HP: Crystal has 56.0 HP and Jondanger23 has -75.0 HP
Crystal has killed Jondanger23!
Amp tries to kill The Sleuth with a table, but they escape. Only chairs do that.
Pit whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down Positron's entities! Enough messing around with sissy bows...
Crusher48 listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
TT2000 caught the X-Plauge.
TT2000 managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage!
Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon.
RED DRAGON successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. 4th action is the charm. Or something.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
The rain clears up.
The sky is falling! After every event today, tributes must make a dex check to dodge meteorites.
Willow changed allegiances. Suddenly, Willow is pro-Willow.
Proof was attacked by a Bullymong!
Proof killed it, and got cool guns!
Positron found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence overpowered TT2000's alchemies! (52.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 21.0 damage!
Mercury's strength overpowered TT2000's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
Mercury dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP
Mercury's alchemies blocked TT2000's dexterity! (42.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has 26.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered TT2000's intelligence! (108.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 61.0 damage!
TT2000 has been defeated!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 110.0 HP, Mercury has 100.0 HP and TT2000 has -35.0 HP
Combo Activated, Pursuit!
Justin asks the pilot of the Shadow Fighter to take a break, and let him take over. Justin then flies low, trying hard not to be caught. He then lifts up, and pursues The Godmodder when the timing is right. The Godmodder is hit from behind by a flurry of bullets from the Shadow Fighter. Justin then leaps on top of the plane, and fires a sharp icicle at The Godmodder, which flies at about mach 2. Justin then gets back into the plane and flies away.
That's 166 vs. The Godmodder's defense of 84.0 (str)
It dealt 72.0 damage to The Godmodder!
The Godmodder's alchemies blocked Justin's strength! (68.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Shadow Fighter's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (57.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Shadow Fighter dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 100.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 100.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered Shadow Fighter's strength! (73.0 attack vs. 24.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 126.0 damage!
Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 36.0 damage!
Current HP: The Godmodder has 11.0 HP, Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP
Justin's alchemies overpowered The Godmodder's strength! (93.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Justin dealt 19.0 damage!
Umbra's strength blocked Shadow Fighter's entities! (66.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
The Godmodder has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP, Shadow Fighter has 1.0 HP
Umbra's dexterity overpowered Shadow Fighter's alchemies! (72.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 132.0 damage!
Shadow Fighter has been defeated!
Current HP: Umbra has 100.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,
Justin's entities overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (70.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Justin dealt 27.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 64.0 HP,
Umbra's entities overpowered Justin's dexterity! (67.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Umbra dealt 9.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 73.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's dexterity overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Justin dealt 16.0 damage!
Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's alchemies blocked Umbra's entities! (72.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Current HP: Umbra has 57.0 HP, Justin has 55.0 HP,
Justin's alchemies overpowered Umbra's intelligence! (101.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Justin dealt 74.0 damage!
Umbra has been defeated!
Current HP: Justin has 55.0 HP,
Star removed the zone that The Veteran and The Mailman Dude were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. Seems like what started as a fun game of having Mikoto break a pinata turned ugly.
The Veteran was so weak, they took 14 damage!
Amp was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power!
Amp successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles. The trouble of reviving him. Everyone beat him to death for trying that.
Star wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
InsertNameHere was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
InsertNameHere is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
InsertNameHere took 16 damage!
Mercury managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape! Straight into a meteor.
Mercury is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Mercury took 20 damage!
The Mailman Dude sits still in a corner and cries. It's okay... Maybe Mikoto left some candy...
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Serpent's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 17.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 100.0 HP
TSFHISEPIC's entities overpowered Serpent's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 15.0 damage!
Pokefan's intelligence overpowered Serpent's strength! (75.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 40.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 83.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP
Serpent's dexterity overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (66.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Serpent dealt 3.0 damage!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has 45.0 HP
TSFHISEPIC's dexterity overpowered Serpent's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
TSFHISEPIC dealt 28.0 damage!
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Serpent's intelligence! (89.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 64.0 damage!
Serpent has been defeated!
Current HP: TSFHISEPIC has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 80.0 HP and Serpent has -47.0 HP
EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
EXOS took 22 damage!
Electron's strength overpowered PARANOiA's alchemies! (86.0 attack vs. 84.0 defense)
Electron dealt 1.0 damage! Watch out, we got a pro here.
Current HP: Electron has 86.0 HP and PARANOiA has 80.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's alchemies! (96.0 attack vs. 86.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 12.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 2 damage in retailiation! First dealing one damage, then TWO! Will the wonders ever stop?
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 79.0 HP
Electron's intelligence overpowered PARANOiA's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
Electron dealt 24.0 damage! Yes. yes they will.
Current HP: Electron has 74.0 HP and PARANOiA has 55.0 HP
PARANOiA's alchemies overpowered Electron's intelligence! (113.0 attack vs. 31.0 defense)
PARANOiA dealt 106.0 damage!
PARANOiA took 17 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Electron has -32.0 HP and PARANOiA has 40.0 HP
PARANOiA has killed Electron!
RED DRAGON thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Having lost some sanity, Kajiulord hallucinates living tables and chairs. And meteors.
Kajiulord is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Kajiulord took 20 damage!
With the help of RED DRAGON, The Sleuth hacked into the simulation and boosted all their stats by 10.
The Sleuth doesn't die, to Pit's unsatisfaction.
Mikoto expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Mikoto is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Mikoto took 20 damage!
The Veteran tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities. NOT THE BALLOON DRAKE!
TSFHISEPIC discovered that their survival has been pre-ordained by paradox space.
TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!
Justin finds an Ancestral Artifact.
The Ship between TSFHISEPIC and Crusher48 was sunk by Pit. That they didn't have.
Crusher48 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
Crusher48 took 20 damage!
TSFHISEPIC is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
TSFHISEPIC took 20 damage!
11 became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
11 took 20 damage!
Kajiulord ate some Yoyleberries and turned Metal!
Pokefan managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Pit Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
Chaoscreeper awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
EXOS didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid. Or whether that large flaming thing in the sky is a meteor.
EXOS is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
EXOS took 22 damage!
Chaoscreeper Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Mikoto became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. No... I think I fixed that problem.
Crusher48 summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS downs a potion of Absorption.
11 is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
11 is tossed backwards by a nearby meteor impact.
11 took 20 damage!
Willow went for a work out. going to PUMP those wing muscles!
Maniac got the Skull Barrier.
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? It's raining cats and dogs!
Pit made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!
The memes, Willow.
Mercury and Willow formed a temporary alliance, each plotting to kill each other. Vicious. Again.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Chaoscreeper became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Chaoscreeper went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Pokefan wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
The Sleuth walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs.
Crystal saw a Decoy Godmodder, and decided to not go all-out on it.
TSFHISEPIC found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Chaoscreeper was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS, Pit, and Crusher48 chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 5 times!
Star attempted to cast a spell to drain 11’s life force!
The spell backfired, and Star ended up losing his own blood!
Star took 40 damage!
11 was healed for 40 health!
Amp made an altar to Dome, and sacrificed a lamb on it!
Crusher48's dexterity overpowered InsertNameHere's intelligence! (57.0 attack vs. 4.0 defense)
Crusher48 dealt 50.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has 28.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP
InsertNameHere's alchemies overpowered Crusher48's intelligence! (73.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 61.0 damage!
Current HP: Crusher48 has -33.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 25.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Crusher48!
Maniac's dexterity overpowered Metal Gear EXCELSUS's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 1.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 84.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 100.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (123.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 73.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's strength blocked Maniac's dexterity! (61.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has 27.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies overpowered Maniac's alchemies! (128.0 attack vs. 99.0 defense)
Metal Gear EXCELSUS dealt 41.0 damage!
Current HP: Metal Gear EXCELSUS has 22.0 HP and Maniac has -14.0 HP
Metal Gear EXCELSUS has killed Maniac!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. They are now immune to life drain damage.
RED DRAGON ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Amp and Pokefan sure do look cute sleeping together. We have a new ship!
Pokefan and Amp spent some quality(?) time together.
Kajiulord picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Kajiulord Challenges RED DRAGON to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
EXOS saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on him and dodges!
Justin Challenges Mercury to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Mikoto badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Gail oss épioulupisouqivu. Cu nu su pilalons pialr, malour gu nu piunsu pialr qivu qivocinqivu lousal galmalour culal.
You might have better luck if you speak in English. Just a tip.
EXOS devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Schrodinger's ferret/cat/lemur thing. There goes another one of my characters.
The Veteran found an ancient glitched ruin...
The Veteran didn’t find anything.
The Sleuth ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
11 went for a work out.
Red sun over paradise... The Veteran will not forget it. Make sure you remember it while you can.
Justin insisted that they do, in fact, exist.
Mikoto got nope'd by the curse of repetition.
Mikoto's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 120 damage to him!
And then Mikoto died of it! Was that what you were complaining about? He was carrying a little bit of paper, which says "Eyd cvzdq vk avsd fx vod vk eyd xeqvordxe eyforx fo eyd hlaef-sdqxd. Vod vk eyd rqdbe eyforx bivle fe fx eybe eyd hvqd xvhdvod foxfxex eybe fe wvdxo'e dgfxe, eyd zdbtdq eydn idpvhd ev fe. Zyfad xvhdeyfor aftd kfqd pbo voan ilqo, avsd pbo wv cqdeen hlpy boneyfor. Fe pbo wfxcda hfow pvoeqva, ibofxy dsfa, vq afrye eyd zbn. Vq fe pbo wqfsd nvl hbw."
GLaDOS ran The Mailman Dude through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
BONK! A vicious hailstorm starts! Any action taken today will be at the cost of some health.
Kajiulord and Crystal made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Whoa! Crusher48 faked their own death but is back now!
MK-Watson-A decided to join RED DRAGON's cause.
Crusher48 dodges an elephant.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS comforts RED DRAGON as they sleep. D'aww. I ship em so hard.
RED DRAGON and Metal Gear EXCELSUS spent some quality(?) time together.
Pokefan was caught in a freak rainstorm! As it hails.
Justin read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Pokefan sits still in a corner and cries.
Justin ate a golden apple and gained health!
Chaoscreeper stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.
Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price. Was it stealing a guitar? Well hey, you lived a whole 5 days this time, which is above average.
Kajiulord's strength blocked Pit's dexterity! (98.0 attack vs. 100.0 defense)
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (94.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 47.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Pokefan has 82.0 HP and Kajiulord has 39.0 HP
Kajiulord's strength overpowered Pokefan's alchemies! (135.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 85.0 damage!
Pokefan has been defeated!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 39.0 HP
Pit's entities overpowered Kajiulord's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
Pit dealt 34.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 100.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP
Kajiulord's dexterity overpowered Pit's strength! (72.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 20.0 damage!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has 5.0 HP
Pit's intelligence overpowered Kajiulord's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Pit dealt 29.0 damage!
Kajiulord has been defeated!
Kajiulord cursed Pit with passives numbers 208 and 214!
Kajiulord cursed Pokefan with passives numbers 208 and 205!
Current HP: Pit has 80.0 HP, Kajiulord has -24.0 HP
The Sleuth whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down The Veteran's entities!
Willow and TSFHISEPIC fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. YOU DARE CHALLENGE A HOMESTUCK GOD AT A FISH SLAPPING CONTEST?! FOOL!
Mercury was attacked by a Bullymong!
Mercury killed it, and got cool guns!
11 encountered Pharaoh Man!
11 was able to roll out of the way of Pharaoh Man.
The Sleuth made a deadly weapon from the corpses of their dead entities.
The Veteran and EXOS attempted to hack into a computer server.
The Veteran messed it up for EXOS by tripping a security system for them.
Bones are for wimps! And EXOS is not a wimp! Wow, these security systems have stepped up their game. Now they steal your bones if you trip them.
EXOS was so weak, they took 24 damage!
TSFHISEPIC wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Pherix decided to join Mercury's cause. But you don't seem like a nice pokehmeh trainer.
The Mailman Dude beat Pit silly with a pineapple.
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 48 times!
And then Pit died of it!
TSFHISEPIC ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
The Mailman Dude looked up the necronomicon.
The Mailman Dude went insane and bashed their head against a wall 200 times!
And then The Mailman Dude died of it!
11 killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
Amp became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.
Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 4 damage to him!
Amp morns Pokefan's death.
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 11 times!
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
Crusher48 did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
EXOS steals a few of Amp and Mercury's alchemies.
The Veteran was approved to be GM of the next DTG game, and obtained godlike power! I KNEW IT! I'D GM SOMETHING! DTG-1 is confermed!
Having lost some sanity, The Sleuth hallucinates living tables and chairs.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 27 times!
Willow whipped out a Space Dolphin Machine Gun and took down RED DRAGON's entities!
Justin made fun of EXOS's OC's, and incurred their wrath!
RED DRAGON rallied the masses to their aid.
The Veteran became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Spoilers for the plot of DTG-1.
Crusher48 Was unable to post three times. Drat. Partly because it's against the rules now.
Willow ate a golden apple and gained health!
Amp grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS sits still in a corner and cries.
OH ITS A CAT-ASTROPHE! Who knew the DOG-ma of this idiom could manifest so? Its raining cats and dogs! Again.
RED DRAGON wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
EXOS awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Crusher48, The Veteran and RED DRAGON stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. The Red Dragon stays... around the shop.
Mercury wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises.
Mercury throws some alchemies into SCP-882.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians. Martian double kill. Also, Martain home wreakers.
The Veteran spends their turn attacking Justin's summons.
Justin got the Skull Barrier.
Mercury wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
Willow got the Skull Barrier.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
EXOS used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
The Sleuth became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
The Sleuth went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
RED DRAGON morns Metal Gear EXCELSUS's death.
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.
Crystal's alchemies overpowered The Sleuth's dexterity! (104.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Crystal dealt 80.0 damage!
Current HP: The Sleuth has -28.0 HP and Crystal has 77.0 HP
Crystal has killed The Sleuth!
Mercury managed to contain their rage over the newest editor.
Willow saved The Veteran and RED DRAGON from EXOS.
You'll regret that.
EXOS Was unable to post three times. Drat.
Crystal looted a corpse.
RED DRAGON fends off the animatronics with noisemakers.
The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Willow and EXOS both injured each other in a fight before running off.
RED DRAGON liked their elbow. This somehow didn't kill them. Being in every shape possible makes this easier.
The Veteran [DATA EXPUNGED].
Willow grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly. Once isn't enough for this thrill seeker.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Mercury stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
The Veteran worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. You kinda have to do that as the GM.
Crystal made a shrine to Helix, and received a blessing!
Willow didn't know whether the strange creature was a kid or a squid.
Willow went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
Willow became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
The Veteran encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy, but isn't fooled.
Mercury tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail. BUT AWAKENED HORRIBLE HORRIBLE BEASTIES THAT PROCEEDED TO
Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED].
RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.
The Narrative decided, "Screw you, have a freakin FIRE TORNADO!". Some tributes will get nasty 3rd degree burns.
Crystal has activated RAGE MODE!.
The memes, The Veteran.
Willow saw a MASHY SPIKE PLATE come down on her and dodges!
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Crystal managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! WITH RAGE!
The Veteran lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Willow spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Hey... Did you know that the hypixel server now has player housing? I play on that server...
How wonderfully dull.
Today is clear and sunny. No weather effect.
Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. BUT WITH RAGE! Hellkite dragons are now immune to angry damage.
A dragon? Talist always had a soft spot for dragons, especially ender dragons like yourself. ... You're not from this time, are you?
No more than you are.
Smart mouth. That's not what I meant. Your story is not now.
You're probably right. Wilson isn't even alive right now.
It's not like anything in here really matters anyway. Any number of people can die in this little game and they'll be back next time. Nobody wants to kill their characters in the real deal, so Talist lets luck do it for them in this little world of his.
Why do we really even bother then?
The cake. Tal-co has some awesome cake. Trust me.
Yeah, whatever. Regardless, We should probably get started. I actually find this kinda fun. Whatever your name is,
Veteran.
That, you will die. And it won't be mere luck that kills you...
... You are terrible at trash talking. I'm so scared.
The Veteran proceeds to draw two swords off his back and flourishs them.
I spill your blood with regret.
The Veteran's intelligence overpowered Willow's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 55.0 damage!
The Veteran took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
... ah... what a rush...
The Veteran's entities blocked Willow's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
Willow's strength blocked The Veteran's dexterity! (118.0 attack vs. 128.0 defense)
Current HP: The Veteran has 92.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
Willow's entities overpowered The Veteran's strength! (64.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Willow dealt 15.0 damage!
Current HP: The Veteran has 77.0 HP and Willow has 6.0 HP
You know, for how you're supposed to be Talist's Ancestor, he doesn't talk much about you. At all. His friends don't either. Got something to say?
What's that supposed to mean? I cannot speak for them. And besides, you're talking of some future event that I know nothing about. I tire of this anyway.
The Veteran's dexterity overpowered Willow's alchemies! (111.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
The Veteran dealt 67.0 damage!
The Veteran took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: The Veteran has 64.0 HP and Willow has -61.0 HP
The Veteran has killed Willow!
hah... hah... maybe it's good I die here... our text colors are way too similar anyway...
The Veteran is the winner with these stats...
29.0 strength, 75.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 85.5 entities, 59.0 alchemies.
Willow's body distintegrates into a small shower of XP orbs, not as much as the actual enderdragon though. The Veteran simply stands, arms crossed, waiting.
What a strange message. Talist not speaking of me? Could mean any number of things. Could mean that dragon was lying.
After a few moments, the Tal-Co winner's ship comes to pick up the Veteran, and he gets in.
Ah, even though Tal-co doesn't really exist, they make some good cake.
the Veteran doesn't even bother to look out the window as he has his cake and eats it too. After finishing it, he very calmly gets up, overrides the auto pilot, and turns it around to fly straight into the ocean.
Clean up, clean up, everybody do your part...
Just before the ship splash lands, he types something into a keypad on the wall and ends the simulation.
The fallen, in order with stats
50: The Golem 51.0 strength, 41.0 dexterity, 41.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 21.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Golem was slain by Crusher48
49: UserZero 50.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was slain by Hank
48: The L[]rd 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
47: The Destroyer 100.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Destroyer was killed by Chaoscreeper and The Sleuth
46: Hank 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was hit by the Moon.
45: Walker 52.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Walker didn't buy gold quickly enough, and was systematically destroyed by the Illuminati.
44: Inari 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Inari was slain by Electron
43: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was killed by Tazz and Redstone Block
42: Tazz 55.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 19.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz was killed by Kajiulord and NinjaV
41: DarkSide 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: DarkSide was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
40: Redstone Block 40.0 strength, 6.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, -3.2 entities, 60.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Redstone Block was killed by Dark Pit
39: Dark Pit 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was killed by Redstone Block and PARANOiA
38: Kolyarut 25.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kolyarut died of battle wounds
37: 5lin65h07 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 5lin65h07 was slain by The Mailman Dude
36: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 45.75 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham died of battle wounds
35: Vriska 15.6 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 25.1 intelligence, 21.1 entities, 47.7 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska was slain by InsertNameHere
34: Jondanger23 48.0 strength, 48.0 dexterity, 91.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Jondanger23 was slain by Crystal
33: Metal Gear RAY 50.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was hit by the Moon.
32: TT2000 0.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TT2000 was killed by Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Mercury
31: Positron 42.0 strength, 19.0 dexterity, 47.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Positron wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
30: The Godmodder 76.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 78.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
29: Umbra 60.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 26.2 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 8.45 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was killed by Justin and Shadow Fighter
28: Shadow Fighter 0.0 strength, 70.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shadow Fighter was killed by The Godmodder and Umbra
27: Proof 35.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 49.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof tried to 1V1 the Godmodder and got killed for their troubles.
26: Serpent 26.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Serpent was killed by TSFHISEPIC and Pokefan
25: Electron 40.75 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Electron was slain by PARANOiA
24: PARANOiA 26.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: PARANOiA managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
23: Maniac 33.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by Metal Gear EXCELSUS
22: Star 25.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Star was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
21: InsertNameHere 29.0 strength, 24.0 dexterity, -6.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 42.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
20: Gail 0.0 strength, 57.3 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Gail became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
19: Mikoto 18.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mikoto died of battle wounds
18: Chaoscreeper 30.4 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 109.25 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Chaoscreeper did something stupid and payed the price.
17: Pokefan 29.75 strength, 46.0 dexterity, -8.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan was killed by Kajiulord
16: Kajiulord 84.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was killed by Pit and Pokefan
15: Pit 36.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 38.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
14: The Mailman Dude 28.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 53.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Mailman Dude died of battle wounds
13: TSFHISEPIC 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 131.0 intelligence, 56.75 entities, 65.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TSFHISEPIC gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
12: 11 40.0 strength, 28.05 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
11: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 76.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 0.8 intelligence, 33.0 entities, 85.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
10: Crusher48 32.0 strength, 11.0 dexterity, 11.0 intelligence, 58.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crusher48 failed to catch the Martian Probe, and got destroyed by Martians.
9: Amp 51.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, -10.0 intelligence, 3.0 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp got crushed to death by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
8: Justin 32.4 strength, 39.0 dexterity, 26.5 intelligence, 23.0 entities, 71.75 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justin's entities failed to identify them from his doppelganger.
7: The Sleuth 32.0 strength, 26.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 80.05 entities, 59.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Sleuth was slain by Crystal
6: EXOS 11.22 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 26.6 intelligence, 89.5 entities, 68.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: EXOS read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
5: Mercury 45.0 strength, 21.2 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 36.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mercury [DATA EXPUNGED].
4: RED DRAGON 85.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 43.5 intelligence, 71.0 entities, 51.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: RED DRAGON suffered the fate of Kurak!.
3: Crystal 103.0 strength, 86.6 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 36.0 entities, 68.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal was crushed beneath the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
2: Willow 117.4 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by The Veteran
This round, the Helix vs. Dome score was 8 V. 5
I hope you enjoyed this one of 3*10^64 outcomes. Well, that's counting a unique outcome as an order on the leaderboard. If we count in the actual events... there would be way too many to calculate.
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