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Catgirl Lucina. No, really. That really is it.

(you should nominate things if you haven't already)

Gee, I really would but I don't know what I would nominate right now. Hopefully there is some time tomorrow so I can at least nominate something.

The long-awaited finale.

Is Obama's name President President?

one day until 0rigin point.

get ready, n00bs.

i'm coming.

Alright, so I'm gonna compile some facts about User0 because why not, and also because I could use a refresher.

Favored food: Pretzels (topped with vocal cords(no I don't know why))

Skin: Alex? with a black jacket, longer ponytail, blood red eyes, a red shirt (Because blah blah nobody sees her bleed. Or not. Heck if I care.) and a bunch of bloodstains.

Weapon of choice: Ax

Hobbies/Interests: The macabre, being terrible to Richy Rich/Richard/You know, that guy we just killed, horrible crimes against Anti-Godmodders and popcorn, and negative emotions of Minecraft players. And clocks for some reason. Yeah, no idea.

Also seems to have a fixation on the idea that our victories are nothing but chance. Probably a gambler.

pfffffffffff!

tuba boy is a big joke but even he knew that luck was worthless! but it appears that you, idiodic gamblingant, have no concept of this, so reliant on it as you are. i'll break it down for you, nice and slow so you understand what is my deal with luck!

you see, your victories WERE nothing but chance in the end! nothing but! ok, sure, you defeated a few bosses without any assistance that were just kind of thrown your way, like the standard mechs and whatnot, some interlopers here and there, and that's all good and impressive and blah blah blah, but lets face facts at some point you were running on fumes, if even fumes. it was at those times that things just seemed to align perfectly didn't they? of course one of you would ultimately grasp one of the few weaknesses of oh-one in existence right as you absolutely needed to destroy him; of course you would get an out from limbo immediately after kicking it to the oversized puppet psi AND a powerful artifact that conveniently nulls his number one source of power, and of course you would be the few exceptions to a long-standing rule of no leaving for any reason. of course you would get our assistance and survive the incarnate-and let's be 100% clear here, if we weren't there you couldn't have survived, not even the eater, not for a second, we were pulling more weight than you realized, preventing some tricks he could have tried...and of course, of course, your numbers would serendipitously include a man who was one of the very few friends of one of the narrative's most powerful direct pieces to bust you out when oh-one mated you, in the nick of time, with the convenient powerup you needed to take him and the other two on. you can fight, but as far a fighters are concerned i have seen better, witnessed better, and more, from people who aren't even anti-godmodders. you are average, dreadfully average! for all of the points you could have been finished, luck pulled you through. i don't even know how you survived u3's destruction, but i bet you the out felt like it was just pure luck. so really, whenever you needed it...it all came back down to luck.

you know what luck is, boy?

luck makes you worthless, it makes you look better than you are! luck is this infuriating phenomena that can sentence you to your death without any reason attached at all! you need, and needed, and likely will continue to need, outside events that you cannot control to conform to your favor in order to win against those you could not win against! THAT is what luck is! when presented with an actual challenge, you needed LUCK to win! LUCK! i do NOT like luck, i do not like gambling, and i did not take chances-but of course events would just so happen to occur that would ruin me, a series of improbable events that i could not reasonably forsee, again and again and again, without cause, without justification, without reason-it was all luck! i was killed without any value whatsoever! you won nothing but a hollow victory, and tuba boy barely got away with anything else in the end except an ultimately brief stint as an omega-plus godmodder. i had the talent, i had the preparations, and yet the more and more i think about what happened the more and more it is clear that you would never have won if not for luck! i was more worthy of victory than tuba boy! tuba boy came unprepared and weak! i came prepared, overprepared even, and i came with skill and power that he could still not grasp to the fullest extent, even after all this time! you tell me he deserved to even get his rank with a straight face!

i am no gambler, boy. i am no chance. and of course, it would be the gambler among you to assume such of me. a thief thinks everyone else is a thief. the madman assumes all are madmen and he the sane one for his insane views. i know better.

keep rolling those dice boy, because one day the roll won't matter at all. oh, i can see it, in all of you n00bs; i don't think it'll be fear i'll see on your faces, such a shame, but something mild, either confusion or surprise. yes. one of those two. doesn't matter which, really, it'll say the same thing. you knew it could happen. you always knew, but you thought you would win, the odds looked in your favor from the start. but really, the odds were never there at all. it'll come down to skill and talent, and you will be lacking.

of course you'll just forget this. brush it off as meager boasting.

it won't be boasting n00b.

0ne day until origin point.

you have faced the end.

now face the beginning.

now face me. UserZero.

now face the alpha-omega.

now face the truth.

INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT USERZERO.

You see?

And that was just the beginning.

This iteration began with that, and is building up.

I understand that, but after everything else, Richard seems quite tame.

Everything else around him, all the chaos, all the destruction, it's all been circumstantial.

You don't understand yet.

When the multiverse itself conspires to aid you in every way it can, up to and including knocking you down at all the right points to make you stronger, that in and of itself is a power.

And arguably the deadliest there is...

Memories...

Memories don't last.

They leave imprints, but in the end, they last no longer than those who made them.

Legacies, those are what matter.

All that we fight for is to preserve those.

And slowly, ever so slowly, oblivion creeps over us all.

And those few who Descended to fight the End are just as oblivious to the fires of nothingness as those already consumed by it.

What will it take to awake them?

How am I supposed to know?

You're the Archetype, not me.

I know that, it was rhetorical.

http://s15.zetaboards.com/DTG_Forums/topic/8053277/1/

Fseftr has some competition for writing. I want to practice more before DTG0 because as much as I thought I'd just blow it off, DTG0 has actually become pretty important to my plot. So, I better write it well.

Also, could we please at least wait until the game starts to do this annoying one upping? It's already bad enough when people in game say "if it weren't for blahblahblah, you'd be dead/I'd crush you".

It's honestly hard to take someone who says noob in an unironic context seriously.

*grumbles about the free market*

I felt her tirade on luck was a reaction she'd make in response to Generic thinking she MIGHT be a gambler. That'll be the only response you'll get for now.

Engie/Walker, that was excellent. You get the Tazz stamp of approval.

FBSN, long story short the OP scale nerfs the Godmodder too. Yes, he is in control of it to a degree (and the OP scale is a function of the Narrative, not the Godmodder, one most likely in existence to avoid massive collateral damage when it isn't needed), but he is also nerfed by it. Take that as you will, but undoing the OP Scale means the Godmodder's gonna get a lot stronger as well (or at least has access to some moves he wouldn't have normally).

Piono, is that some plot shenanigans that wont' get clarified, or are you gonna clarify what some of that is, by chance? Curious is all.

Talist, that is the only one for now. And I agree, that is annoying.

No, those are not going to be clarified for a long time.

At least not until it's too late.

Yes, it's relevant to what I'll be doing in DTG0, no, those plans won't come to fruition during it.

All of my antics are going to be completely random and unassociated with my characters, except for a few random moments of divine intervention from the Author and Oracle of the Void should it become needed. Which I seriously hope won't happen.

Rhyming is for losers, your terrible timing

Can't stop and won't stop her so please just stop trying

We're destined to win but that fate's but a lie

Because if we screw up, we're all gonna die

Our past and our present are shaped by mistakes

We have never won fairly, we're all awful fakes

In this war we just fought not one of us won

You might think it's all over but it's only begun.

ENGAGE THE USERZERO MOTHERGORILLA

MAKE SURE TO LEVEL-GRIND TO GET THE POWER TO KILL 'ER

BUT AN ALIGNMENT CHANGE IS HERE TO BREAK MY CHAIN OF NEUTRALITY

SEEING WHAT PG IS LIKE THIS TIME TO BREAK THE MONOTONY

0h b0y. Here we g0 again...

one hour until 0rigin Point.

one hour, and the end gives way to a new beginning.

one hour, and the fight starts.

one hour.

...can't help myself. seriousness meter expired. r u redy 4 uzi?

0h n0. Dist0rti0n! 0rigin is alm0st here!

So... just wanted to say hello.

Since I'm going to play I just thought it would be better to introduce myself now rather than later.