The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Due to the nature of Inklewriter, you'll need to do a complete play-through AND get the secret to access the Secret Menu at the end of the game.
...also, CONGRATULATIONS ON DYING EVERY SINGLE WAY POSSIBLE AND GIVING THE NAMES OF ALL THE DEATHS. YOU GET THE (fake) GOLDEN SKULL AWARD! CONGRATULATIONS!
I'm not gonna spoil it for everyone, with two exceptions: First, despite needing to do it on a deathless run, you also need to select Lord Helix at name selection to get an important hint. The other thing is from the secret menu itself that could be useful in the future:
STRIKE AT THE CREATOR, NOT THE CREATION. HE HOLDS IT TOGETHER.
I know Irecreeper did this several months ago, but seeing as DTG2 is now officially over, I think it's time that we did an upgraded version of this. I've gotten Irecreeper's approval for this, so without further ado, I present to you...
THE OFFICIAL DTG AWARDS SHOW
So here's how this works. Any and all of you can send me a PM declaring your nominations for the awards show. I've made a list of categories, and you can PM me your nominations for each category - you can nominate something in every category, but only one thing per category! You cannot nominate yourself or something that you made yourself. Here are the categories:
Most Memorable Player
Most Memorable RP/Plot
Most Memorable Entity
Most Memorable Attack (Send a link to the attack you're nominating!)
Most Memorable Alchemy
Best Quote (Send a link to the quote you're nominating!)
Best Drawing/Series of Drawings (Send a link to the drawing(s) you're nominating!)
Best Event
Best Storypost
Best Ship
Once everyone has sent in their nominations, you can PM me your votes! Once the voting stage rolls around, you will able to vote for yourself/things you've done. Other than that, the rules for voting are the same as nominating: you can vote for one thing from each category! When I get all the votes, then I'll announce the winners... I won't be nominating/voting.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Sorry Twin, but I need to do this last RP post. If I don't do at least the last part, my stuff on TvT becomes moot. I don't think Twin wants any more posts on the main thread than absolutely necessary, so I'll put it here.
I was on the outskirts of the party. Or rather, my avatar was. The louder and louder the music became, the lower and lower I turned down my sound until I eventually muted it altogether. This wasn't really my scene, especially after what's just happened. I slip out, and either nobody noticed me or nobody cared, but maybe it was both. I started heading for a specific spot, wondering if it had been replicated. Along the way, I scrolled over to the Staff of Ysera on my hotbar and pulled it out. Mojang had taken the trouble of making a custom model for it, but it wasn't the same of course, no more cones of emerald fire, no more dimension hopping. It was essentially a glorified laser pointer/portal gun now. Still, laser pointers are cool, especially green ones. Taking my sweet time, I eventually got over to where I was headed, and sure enough, there it was. The textures and shapes weren't quite right, but it was there, Wilson's shop.
I teleported inside with the Staff and looked around at Wilson's work; numerous potions each with their own little stand and a sign marking how much they cost. I grabbed one labeled "Potion of Aquaphobia" and looked at its NBT data. Sure enough, it, along with all the other potions in here, had turned into colorful bottles of water. I expected as much. You couldn't expect Mojang to code in exact substitutes for everything. I drank it anyway and no status effect showed up. There was another thing I wanted to check on. I teleported again downstairs into the storage room and lab. The thing I was looking for was stationed prominently in the middle of the room, the Dune potion mixer. Walking over to it, I put my hand on the main barrel and tried to spin it, but my hand just slid down it, unable to move it. It, along with everything else in this building, had turned into a diorama, the memory of their use fading as their owner abandoned it. Everything had been abandoned, and all we could do is commemorate what was lost. Then I noticed something else. Right behind the Dune, close to the ground was a book in an item frame. I took it down, picked it up, moused over it, and had to turn down my GUI scale because the tooltip was so large. The name wasn't that long. It was simply titled "Memories". The author was what made the tooltip so large. It was a very long string of numbers and letters, a UUID for some player or entity. I opened up the book and found that each page had turned into a .png image. The author's identity was cemented when I saw the handwriting. Or rather, paw writing. It was as graceful and flowing as a blind, hyperactive, and paranoid goat trying to play tennis. In other words, it was barely legible.
Book's contents
Hello, whoever you are. By the time anyone reads this, I'll probably be dead, so feel free to take whatever is left. A cat might get 9 lives, but I doubt I'll be able to steal more than 4 from the undertaker. I've burned 2 already, so I have 1 more to throw to the wind for my naive hopes and go fight for those "Anti-Godmodders". All I can hope for is that when my time does come, even the undertaker will weep for me. Remembrance, that's what I want. Maybe that makes me a coward or arrogant, but I like to think it just means I respect my past. I've killed so many of my kindred to get here. I feel it was an accident, but I still accept it. And so, if I disrespect their final, unintentional sacrifice for me by living a life worth nothing but forgetting, I will have killed them twice. And that, I cannot accept. And so, I fight in their memory. I might die, but I know that I will thrash and rage against the cold oblivion until its wings strangle me.
- Laiko
My avatar stood stoically as I covered my eyes and cried a little. Even though I suspected that Wilson was still alive (the plot armor is strong with this one) and it wasn't directly my fault, I still felt like I had killed him through neglect. I was his undertaker. Well, that was an exaggeration. I had given him a coin toss. If it landed tails, he would live, but die a little inside. If it landed heads, he would die, but live a little inside. Well, there was a third option. Maybe the coin would land on its side.
Now, for the more important part.
I couldn't save much from Minecraftia, but I still had my companions. I had left them in the Emerald Dream because I didn't have a basement big enough to hide 20 some biology, physics, and evolution defying creatures. (there's no logical reason for Miraj to be yellow. It's terrible camouflage) However, now it seems that I'm a celebratory, and what good is that status if you don't exploit it a little? After a few quick internet searches, I found a number to call. Eventually, the person I was trying to call picked up.
"Hello? ... US National Park Service? Yes, alright, please listen. I would like to buy Yellowstone Park. Could you tell me w- ... No... No... I don't want tickets to the park, I want to buy the entire park. ... Yes, the whole park. ... No, this is not a prank call. ... Okay, listen, my name is-"
I was about to tell him my real name, but caught myself. That name would mean nothing to anybody. I truly had become Talist.
"My name is Talist, one of the Descendants. So, can I buy the park or not?"
...
Sadly, they didn't let me buy the entire park. Apparently, it's "government sanctioned" or something. At least I got a good portion of it. I really just wanted some land for my companions to call home. We'd have to keep it inconspicuous to prevent people from noticing too much. Mikoto complained about most of it, but the rest of my companions were pretty happy. I left Mikoto and his friend a space of land to do whatever he wanted with. I always had done that, just left him and Inari alone. This place would work fairly well as my base for the next few months or years until something else happened. I had a duty to my companions. Not just for me or them, but also for the Veteran. We had fought for so long, and now it was time for a little rest.
Talist, would you mind putting a link to that post in the main thread. Once I finish up the Godmodder Chronicles, I plan to work with twin on Trifecta (hopefully chaining it to the Godmodder Chronicles as one coherent series) so if that post is really necessary, then it's going to need to be linked in from the main thread somehow to make it in.
Especially since it was amazing, and if Wilson doesn't end up being a fan favorite, it'll mean we've been doing something wrong.
EDIT: Hey! Everyone who hasn't actually played DTG2, join in on voting for the awards show! We want EVERYONE'S opinions!
Talist, would you mind putting a link to that post in the main thread. Once I finish up the Godmodder Chronicles, I plan to work with twin on Trifecta (hopefully chaining it to the Godmodder Chronicles as one coherent series) so if that post is really necessary, then it's going to need to be linked in from the main thread somehow to make it in.
Especially since it was amazing, and if Wilson doesn't end up being a fan favorite, it'll mean we've been doing something wrong.
EDIT: Hey! Everyone who hasn't actually played DTG2, join in on voting for the awards show! We want EVERYONE'S opinions!
Well, thanks. I feel like the last part is... eh. It's supposed to reference Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'll go link it now.
Most Memorable Player: Wilson. He played cards once with himself, SO HA! He's a player!
Most Memorable RP/Plot: Wilson
Most Memorable Entity: Wilson
Most Memorable Attack: Wilson's Nine Storm Crash/Blazar Beam/Illusionary Might
Most Memorable Alchemy: Staff of Ysera, as made by Wilson
Best Quote: Wilson. Either from that book I just gave or back in the DreamScape.
Best Drawing/Series of Drawings: ... uh... my avatar of Wilson?
Best Event: Wilson's DreamScape
Best Storypost: Something with Wilson
Best Ship: Wilson and... uh... and Fayther. I mean, they looked at each other once. Still a better love story than T- *Gets punched*
YEAAAHHHH!!! Let's go! Support Wilson whitewashes the polls 2015! WIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright then... EDIT SPREE COMMENCE!
Death 1: Helix Impersonation
Death 2: Hardboiled
Death 3: Sepulchritude
Death 4 (Ending 8): Nerdpole
Death 5 (Ending 12): Let it Go
Death 6 (Ending 5): Zerg Rushed
Death 7: M2 OP
Death 8 (Ending 6): Blast Force
Death 9 (Ending 11): Close the Doors, Hit the Lights
Death 10 (Ending 4): Voiced
Death 11 (Ending 9): Of Course They're There Still
Death 12 (Ending 10): Just One More Hour
Death 13: Right Back at Ya
Death 14 (Ending 16): Why!?
Death 15 (Ending 17): For The Helix
Death- Wait I got an ending.
Death 16 (Ending 14): Unoriginal
Death 17 (Ending 15): Spoon Bender
Hey Ire does the secret do anything? Or is it just completely unuseable?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Due to the nature of Inklewriter, you'll need to do a complete play-through AND get the secret to access the Secret Menu at the end of the game.
...also, CONGRATULATIONS ON DYING EVERY SINGLE WAY POSSIBLE AND GIVING THE NAMES OF ALL THE DEATHS. YOU GET THE (fake) GOLDEN SKULL AWARD! CONGRATULATIONS!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
That was really good! I don't think I found the secret, but I got to the ending! Well done, Ire!
SECRET GET.
I'm not gonna spoil it for everyone, with two exceptions: First, despite needing to do it on a deathless run, you also need to select Lord Helix at name selection to get an important hint. The other thing is from the secret menu itself that could be useful in the future:
STRIKE AT THE CREATOR, NOT THE CREATION. HE HOLDS IT TOGETHER.
Okay, tazz, I think that's absolutely amazing, and declare it personal canon that Omega was the stronger split.
However, at this point, he's weaker than Alpha now physically because Alpha has:
1. ascended to Psi-Godmodder.
and
2. ascended to godhood in the tvtropes session.
And that was pretty good ire, if I had more time I'd try to find the secret, but I don't, which makes me sad.
You've done a really good job, especially considering your plot was initially based off of a bunch of random jokes.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
In which the long awaited pray off occurs.
I know Irecreeper did this several months ago, but seeing as DTG2 is now officially over, I think it's time that we did an upgraded version of this. I've gotten Irecreeper's approval for this, so without further ado, I present to you...
So here's how this works. Any and all of you can send me a PM declaring your nominations for the awards show. I've made a list of categories, and you can PM me your nominations for each category - you can nominate something in every category, but only one thing per category! You cannot nominate yourself or something that you made yourself. Here are the categories:
Once everyone has sent in their nominations, you can PM me your votes! Once the voting stage rolls around, you will able to vote for yourself/things you've done. Other than that, the rules for voting are the same as nominating: you can vote for one thing from each category! When I get all the votes, then I'll announce the winners... I won't be nominating/voting.
Now let the awards show begin!
>Input my submissions.
>Thanks for the feedback on my story-text-adventure-thing, everyone!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Sorry Twin, but I need to do this last RP post. If I don't do at least the last part, my stuff on TvT becomes moot. I don't think Twin wants any more posts on the main thread than absolutely necessary, so I'll put it here.
Book's contentsI was on the outskirts of the party. Or rather, my avatar was. The louder and louder the music became, the lower and lower I turned down my sound until I eventually muted it altogether. This wasn't really my scene, especially after what's just happened. I slip out, and either nobody noticed me or nobody cared, but maybe it was both. I started heading for a specific spot, wondering if it had been replicated. Along the way, I scrolled over to the Staff of Ysera on my hotbar and pulled it out. Mojang had taken the trouble of making a custom model for it, but it wasn't the same of course, no more cones of emerald fire, no more dimension hopping. It was essentially a glorified laser pointer/portal gun now. Still, laser pointers are cool, especially green ones. Taking my sweet time, I eventually got over to where I was headed, and sure enough, there it was. The textures and shapes weren't quite right, but it was there, Wilson's shop.
I teleported inside with the Staff and looked around at Wilson's work; numerous potions each with their own little stand and a sign marking how much they cost. I grabbed one labeled "Potion of Aquaphobia" and looked at its NBT data. Sure enough, it, along with all the other potions in here, had turned into colorful bottles of water. I expected as much. You couldn't expect Mojang to code in exact substitutes for everything. I drank it anyway and no status effect showed up. There was another thing I wanted to check on. I teleported again downstairs into the storage room and lab. The thing I was looking for was stationed prominently in the middle of the room, the Dune potion mixer. Walking over to it, I put my hand on the main barrel and tried to spin it, but my hand just slid down it, unable to move it. It, along with everything else in this building, had turned into a diorama, the memory of their use fading as their owner abandoned it. Everything had been abandoned, and all we could do is commemorate what was lost. Then I noticed something else. Right behind the Dune, close to the ground was a book in an item frame. I took it down, picked it up, moused over it, and had to turn down my GUI scale because the tooltip was so large. The name wasn't that long. It was simply titled "Memories". The author was what made the tooltip so large. It was a very long string of numbers and letters, a UUID for some player or entity. I opened up the book and found that each page had turned into a .png image. The author's identity was cemented when I saw the handwriting. Or rather, paw writing. It was as graceful and flowing as a blind, hyperactive, and paranoid goat trying to play tennis. In other words, it was barely legible.
Hello, whoever you are. By the time anyone reads this, I'll probably be dead, so feel free to take whatever is left. A cat might get 9 lives, but I doubt I'll be able to steal more than 4 from the undertaker. I've burned 2 already, so I have 1 more to throw to the wind for my naive hopes and go fight for those "Anti-Godmodders". All I can hope for is that when my time does come, even the undertaker will weep for me. Remembrance, that's what I want. Maybe that makes me a coward or arrogant, but I like to think it just means I respect my past. I've killed so many of my kindred to get here. I feel it was an accident, but I still accept it. And so, if I disrespect their final, unintentional sacrifice for me by living a life worth nothing but forgetting, I will have killed them twice. And that, I cannot accept. And so, I fight in their memory. I might die, but I know that I will thrash and rage against the cold oblivion until its wings strangle me.
- Laiko
My avatar stood stoically as I covered my eyes and cried a little. Even though I suspected that Wilson was still alive (the plot armor is strong with this one) and it wasn't directly my fault, I still felt like I had killed him through neglect. I was his undertaker. Well, that was an exaggeration. I had given him a coin toss. If it landed tails, he would live, but die a little inside. If it landed heads, he would die, but live a little inside. Well, there was a third option. Maybe the coin would land on its side.
Now, for the more important part.
I couldn't save much from Minecraftia, but I still had my companions. I had left them in the Emerald Dream because I didn't have a basement big enough to hide 20 some biology, physics, and evolution defying creatures. (there's no logical reason for Miraj to be yellow. It's terrible camouflage) However, now it seems that I'm a celebratory, and what good is that status if you don't exploit it a little? After a few quick internet searches, I found a number to call. Eventually, the person I was trying to call picked up.
"Hello? ... US National Park Service? Yes, alright, please listen. I would like to buy Yellowstone Park. Could you tell me w- ... No... No... I don't want tickets to the park, I want to buy the entire park. ... Yes, the whole park. ... No, this is not a prank call. ... Okay, listen, my name is-"
I was about to tell him my real name, but caught myself. That name would mean nothing to anybody. I truly had become Talist.
"My name is Talist, one of the Descendants. So, can I buy the park or not?"
...
Sadly, they didn't let me buy the entire park. Apparently, it's "government sanctioned" or something. At least I got a good portion of it. I really just wanted some land for my companions to call home. We'd have to keep it inconspicuous to prevent people from noticing too much. Mikoto complained about most of it, but the rest of my companions were pretty happy. I left Mikoto and his friend a space of land to do whatever he wanted with. I always had done that, just left him and Inari alone. This place would work fairly well as my base for the next few months or years until something else happened. I had a duty to my companions. Not just for me or them, but also for the Veteran. We had fought for so long, and now it was time for a little rest.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Talist, would you mind putting a link to that post in the main thread. Once I finish up the Godmodder Chronicles, I plan to work with twin on Trifecta (hopefully chaining it to the Godmodder Chronicles as one coherent series) so if that post is really necessary, then it's going to need to be linked in from the main thread somehow to make it in.
Especially since it was amazing, and if Wilson doesn't end up being a fan favorite, it'll mean we've been doing something wrong.
EDIT: Hey! Everyone who hasn't actually played DTG2, join in on voting for the awards show! We want EVERYONE'S opinions!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
It says I can't nominate myself.
WELL THERE GOES PRACTICALLY ALL OF MY OPTIONS
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Well, thanks. I feel like the last part is... eh. It's supposed to reference Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I'll go link it now.
Oh? Then I have a few ideas...
Most Memorable Player: Wilson. He played cards once with himself, SO HA! He's a player!
Most Memorable RP/Plot: Wilson
Most Memorable Entity: Wilson
Most Memorable Attack: Wilson's Nine Storm Crash/Blazar Beam/Illusionary Might
Most Memorable Alchemy: Staff of Ysera, as made by Wilson
Best Quote: Wilson. Either from that book I just gave or back in the DreamScape.
Best Drawing/Series of Drawings: ... uh... my avatar of Wilson?
Best Event: Wilson's DreamScape
Best Storypost: Something with Wilson
Best Ship: Wilson and... uh... and Fayther. I mean, they looked at each other once. Still a better love story than T- *Gets punched*
YEAAAHHHH!!! Let's go! Support Wilson whitewashes the polls 2015! WIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
...
...
Okay, time to actually go nominate some people.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
OOOHHH BOOOYY I WONDER WHICH PLOT WILL WIN.
I'll be making my great escape now!
You posted your RP to the Forge.
Sorry.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Okay, that above fits into event though, so I don't think best boss battle should be added.
As for your question, my guess would either/or.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
As Twin clarified with me, the RP / Plot category is restricted to player plots and such. AKA WILSON 2015 WOOOOOO
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
> Goes onto Know Your Meme like normal
> Sonichu and Chris-chan are on the trending bar
> what did Chris decide to do this time
> he updated the comic with eleven pages of issue 11
> Sonichu the hellspawn is back
> My Reaction When
In which the goshmodder arrives at Goshcraft: https://numbersoup.wordpress.com/2015/09/06/destroy-the-goshmodder-chapter-13/
Pit, I've been meaning to ask you: What's the little guy with the sword in your new avatar? (or girl, hard to tell when it's that chibi)
.
Catgirl Lucina. No, really. That really is it.