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Somewhere far, far away...
Talist spins around in his office chair and kicked off a computer terminal he was typing at. The chair makes a steady clicking noise as it rolls over the panels in the metal floor. He starts to lean back heavily, so much so that the front wheels of the chair lose contact with the floor. After righting himself, Talist rolls back towards the terminal as a little green light on it blinks slowly.
"Another suggestion? This late in the game? Well, alright. Lets see who we've got... ... huh? I can see someone wanting that, but... those stats... are just stupid... what does that even sum to? I would have been fine with that having a 160 or maybe even 170 total, but 635? Oh fine. Very funny, but we have some rules here. I'll just cut off a few zeros."
He starts typing, but stops quickly, seemingly annoyed.
"That's... strange..."
He hits backspace a few more times, but it doesn't do anything. Then a red light flicks on, much harsher than the green one, and starts making a loud beeping sound. Talist quickly touches a button on the terminal. And then again, harder this time.
"Hey, stop. ... no! Stop simulation! Exit! Quit! Ctrl Alt Delete! Alt f4! Nothing?"
He pulls up a different window. This one is unrelated to the coding of the simulation, but instead gives a video feed of the battlefield with no paucity of cameras, some fixed, some mobile. The Games are already starting, now with a new tribute. Pulling up the console, Talist enters some code.
"alive.get(63).hurt(200); There. That ought to kill it. I guess my decision of when to post the next games has been made for me. Crisis averted."
In order to wait for the games to finish running, Talist pulls up a Youtube video and plugs in some headphones. After a few seconds of Crash Course though, he turns to look back at the video feed. The new tribute is still there and seems to lack a certain amount of... you know... deadness that Talist expected. The red light that had been blinking by itself is now joined by several more intimidating looking ones and an actual warning alarm starts wailing.
"That did nothing? Wait, what did the .hurt method even return? It should return the tribute's current HP... In the name of... Where did it get all that HP? The absolute limit is at 250, isn't it? Fine. Take this... dead.add(alive.get(63)); and alive.remove(63); There. ... no access? uh... alive.clear(); nope, maybe... alive.removeRange(62, 63); Just die already! The Games are about to start! Just die! Reset the whole list! alive = new ArrayList<tribute>(); Nothing works! I- I don't have access! This... this isn't good..."
"Wait a minute, who's narrating this?"
He looks around for any video crews or journalists.
*WARNING!*
The most obnoxiously overpowered tribute has been sighted! Threat of fatal Simulator corruption imminent!
It will take everyone's power combined to fight this fearsome foe! Luckily, we have a few more allies to help us out...
End of simulator drama. The quarter quell came early this year... I'll be posting the games pretty soon. Hopefully anyway.
Talist spins around in his office chair and kicked off a computer terminal he was typing at. The chair makes a steady clicking noise as it rolls over the panels in the metal floor. He starts to lean back heavily, so much so that the front wheels of the chair lose contact with the floor. After righting himself, Talist rolls back towards the terminal as a little green light on it blinks slowly.
"Another suggestion? This late in the game? Well, alright. Lets see who we've got... ... huh? I can see someone wanting that, but... those stats... are just stupid... what does that even sum to? I would have been fine with that having a 160 or maybe even 170 total, but 635? Oh fine. Very funny, but we have some rules here. I'll just cut off a few zeros."
He starts typing, but stops quickly, seemingly annoyed.
"That's... strange..."
He hits backspace a few more times, but it doesn't do anything. Then a red light flicks on, much harsher than the green one, and starts making a loud beeping sound. Talist quickly touches a button on the terminal. And then again, harder this time.
"Hey, stop. ... no! Stop simulation! Exit! Quit! Ctrl Alt Delete! Alt f4! Nothing?"
He pulls up a different window. This one is unrelated to the coding of the simulation, but instead gives a video feed of the battlefield with no paucity of cameras, some fixed, some mobile. The Games are already starting, now with a new tribute. Pulling up the console, Talist enters some code.
"alive.get(63).hurt(200); There. That ought to kill it. I guess my decision of when to post the next games has been made for me. Crisis averted."
In order to wait for the games to finish running, Talist pulls up a Youtube video and plugs in some headphones. After a few seconds of Crash Course though, he turns to look back at the video feed. The new tribute is still there and seems to lack a certain amount of... you know... deadness that Talist expected. The red light that had been blinking by itself is now joined by several more intimidating looking ones and an actual warning alarm starts wailing.
"That did nothing? Wait, what did the .hurt method even return? It should return the tribute's current HP... In the name of... Where did it get all that HP? The absolute limit is at 250, isn't it? Fine. Take this... dead.add(alive.get(63)); and alive.remove(63); There. ... no access? uh... alive.clear(); nope, maybe... alive.removeRange(62, 63); Just die already! The Games are about to start! Just die! Reset the whole list! alive = new ArrayList<tribute>(); Nothing works! I- I don't have access! This... this isn't good..."
"Wait a minute, who's narrating this?"
He looks around for any video crews or journalists.
*WARNING!*
The most obnoxiously overpowered tribute has been sighted! Threat of fatal Simulator corruption imminent!
It will take everyone's power combined to fight this fearsome foe! Luckily, we have a few more allies to help us out...
End of simulator drama. The quarter quell came early this year... I'll be posting the games pretty soon. Hopefully anyway.
Have you tried rebooting?
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Yes, I did try turning my device off and on again. Well, actually my device decided to turn itself off and on again. Right in the middle of my Hearthstone game... ... I WAS ACTUALLY WINNING WITH THE DECK OF LEGENDS! IT WAS GLORIOUS! Anyway... quarter quell has come early. Enjoy.
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tribut- GZZZZZZ- ded!
passives
Talist gains passive number 53 Tempo gains passive number 29 Engie gains passive number 51 Purple gains passive number 19 TECHPIECE gains passive number 30 IreCreeper gains passive number 13 Blue gains passive number 21 Red gains passive number 52 FseftrAI gains passive number 15 SERPENT gains passive number 19 /\stri/\ gains passive number 28 /\stri/\ gains passive number 47 Raven gains passive number 22 Tazz gains passive number 9 Crystal gains passive number 19 Crystal gains passive number 15 Crystal gains passive number 26 Netpatham gains passive number 8 Netpatham gains passive number 21 Netpatham gains passive number 33 The L[]rd gains passive number 11 The L[]rd gains passive number 22 The L[]rd gains passive number 31 Maniac gains passive number 51 Maniac gains passive number 49 Maniac gains passive number 7 Midna gains passive number 18 Midna gains passive number 19 Midna gains passive number 30 Amp gains passive number 29 InsertNameHere gains passive number 4 The Godmodder gains passive number 30 Pane gains passive number 10 Pane gains passive number 26 Pane gains passive number 14 Scratch gains passive number 44 Scratch gains passive number 22 Binary gains passive number 1 Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 6 Lothyra gains passive number 11 Lothyra gains passive number 30 Lothyra gains passive number 51 Bender gains passive number 2 Bender gains passive number 44 Bender gains passive number 16 NinjaV gains passive number 7 NinjaV gains passive number 36 NinjaV gains passive number 31 Umbra gains passive number 2 Umbra gains passive number 15 Umbra gains passive number 49 Kajiulord gains passive number 51 Kajiulord gains passive number 12 Kajiulord gains passive number 28 Pit gains passive number 1 The Brick Wall gains passive number 26 Geometry Dash gains passive number 12 Magic Cueball gains passive number 38 The Alchemiter gains passive number 33 The Boss Vortex gains passive number 30 Piono gains passive number 34 Eric gains passive number 32 Tricky gains passive number 40 Hank gains passive number 18 Vriska gains passive number 5 11 gains passive number 40 11 gains passive number 4 SBaHJ gains passive number 48 UOSS gains passive number 45 UOSS gains passive number 16 UOSS gains passive number 13 Pricy gains passive number 11 Stan the Mime gains passive number 17 Wilson gains passive number 47 Bleak gains passive number 35 Proof gains passive number 49 Ikea gains passive number 47 OWAKS gains passive number 8 Willow gains passive number 52 TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 33 Split gains passive number 9 Build gains passive number 3 Build gains passive number 25 Build gains passive number 45 Zetta gains passive number 32 Zand gains passive number 3 Dark Pit gains passive number 40 Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 46 Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 33 Tingle gains passive number 18 Pokefan gains passive number 29 Springtrap gains passive number 42 Mikoto gains passive number 48 Mikoto gains passive number 23 Mikoto gains passive number 16 Miraj gains passive number 49 Miraj gains passive number 44 Miraj gains passive number 7 Cogwynd gains passive number 46 Cogwynd gains passive number 43 Cogwynd gains passive number 27 Fayther gains passive number 28 Fayther gains passive number 11 Fayther gains passive number 6 Justicar gains passive number 6 Justicar gains passive number 1 Justicar gains passive number 34 Old Man Elderly gains passive number 33 Old Man Elderly gains passive number 22 Old Man Elderly gains passive number 14 Hand of Truth gains passive number 8 Hand of Truth gains passive number 21 Hand of Truth gains passive number 14 UserZero gains passive number 24 Golden Freddy gains passive number 12 THE INCARNATE gains passive number 40. Gee, I wonder who saw this one coming.
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor! Pricy was so weak, they took 15 damage! Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 21 damage! Miraj got a package!
Bloodbath
All 73 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0... Sheesh, 73. Over 3 times more than the standard 24.
And they're off!
Willow stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. 11's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!. 11's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! Engie digs a hole and hides! Miraj blamed the cactus. /\stri/\ and Fayther were shipped so fast UOSS had to break it up. Bender found a summoning charm. Metal Gear RAY found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Scratch grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Cogwynd spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Red hugged SBaHJ. Bender made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
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The Godmodder VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked The Godmodder's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 314.0 defense)
Current HP: The Godmodder has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP. Yes, the Incarnate has 1000 hp and 300 strength.
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's alchemies! (134.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 75 damage! Current HP: The Godmodder has 36.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked The Godmodder's entities! (92.0 attack vs. 126.0 defense)
Current HP: The Godmodder has 36.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (125.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 78 damage! Current HP: The Godmodder has -30.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed The Godmodder! Well, The Incarnate's first victim is its own creator.
IreCreeper found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Fayther prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. He won't. The Incarnate might. Tingle digs a hole and hides! SBaHJ wonders how he got into this mess...
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Cogwynd VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Cogwynd's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 125.0 defense)
Current HP: Cogwynd has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Cogwynd's entities! (64.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 38 damage! Current HP: Cogwynd has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Cogwynd's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 316.0 defense)
Current HP: Cogwynd has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Cogwynd's dexterity! (149.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 145 damage! Current HP: Cogwynd has -83.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Cogwynd! No one has dealt any damage to it yet.
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Old Man Elderly VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Old Man Elderly's dexterity! (338.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 366 damage! Current HP: Old Man Elderly has 1.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP. Old Man Elderly is too old to die from a mere 366 damage.
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Old Man Elderly's dexterity! (39.0 attack vs. 124.0 defense)
Current HP: Old Man Elderly has 1.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Old Man Elderly's entities! (153.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 90 damage! Current HP: Old Man Elderly has -81.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Old Man Elderly! Still no damage taken.
Springtrap spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! Hank did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Hank was so weak, they took 10 damage! Hank went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 50 damage to him! Hank's alchemies backfired, dealing 20 damage to him! InsertNameHere tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
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The Alchemiter VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered The Alchemiter's entities! (354.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 402 damage! Current HP: The Alchemiter has -212.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed The Alchemiter!
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Binary VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Binary's entities! (132.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 168 damage! Current HP: Binary has -68.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Binary!
Crystal washed Proof's hands. Pricy was removed for inactivity. Well, he has been gone for a while.
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NinjaV VS. THE INCARNATE NinjaV's strength overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) NinjaV dealt 33 damage! NinjaV took 6 damage in retailiation! FIRST DAMAGE ON THE INCARNATE!
Current HP: NinjaV has 95.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (133.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 125 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has -18.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed NinjaV!
Red had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. The Brick Wall found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Justicar blamed the cactus. The Brick Wall read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. You see... it was about Red Faction Guerrilla... Tricky digs a hole and hides! TIE-Hivemind accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
An arrow whistles past The Boss Vortex's head. The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! Vriska died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. It was probably something like, "insult the Godmodders pride" FseftrAI looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious...
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Magic Cueball VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Magic Cueball's strength! (339.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 384 damage! Current HP: Magic Cueball has -198.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Magic Cueball!
Justicar's charisma convinced several allies to their aid, quickly. Tazz saw a slender figu- *STATIC* Red's Entities were slaughtered by Geometry Dash without warning. Geometry Dash found a summoning charm. Maniac runs off into the distance. Amp wonders how he got into this mess... Wilson does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Down from the cliff side. Eric uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
An arrow whistles past Wilson's head. Tempo gets into a long argument with Blue, ignoring all the supplies. And the million story high robot.
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IreCreeper VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked IreCreeper's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 122.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (152.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 90 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 10.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked IreCreeper's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 117.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 10.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's strength! (136.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 95 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has -85.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed IreCreeper! Things aren't going well for humanity.
Lothyra realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. Dark Pit finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. FseftrAI digs a hole and hides! Golden Freddy realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
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Hank VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Hank's strength! (149.0 attack vs. 2.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 211 damage! Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 462 damage to him! MEAT SHIELD!
Current HP: Hank has -442.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Hank!
Eric found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
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Tempo VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Tempo's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 103.0 defense)
Current HP: Tempo has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Tempo's strength! (332.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 331 damage! Current HP: Tempo has -208.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tempo!
Stan the Mime prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. Bleak spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. Piono attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Blue scored a caged Killer Rabbit. Midna made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
The reaper is calling Dark Pit's name!. De da-de da-deee... de da-de da-deee... Zetta wonders how he got into this mess... Mikoto had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. Pane hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. Netpatham thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. 11 does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Red realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. Talist decided to join DTG. Now he's here. I decided to join a looongggg time ago.
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Ikea VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (143.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 115 damage! Current HP: Ikea has -15.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Ikea!
Build somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Netpatham finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. Miraj ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY SERPENT woke up Proof.
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Proof VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Proof's intelligence! (58.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 9 damage! Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP That's the least amount of damage the Incarnate has ever dealt.
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Proof's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 143.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
Proof's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Proof's intelligence! (73.0 attack vs. 327.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Proof's strength! (342.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 386 damage! Current HP: Proof has -295.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Proof!
Pokefan entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes. Pokefan avoided getting poked. Springtrap realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. Pane got the keys to the Abomination. TECHPIECE found and flew away in a helicopter. The L[]rd and TECHPIECE spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear! TECHPIECE created a scythe/sniper hybrid, and The L[]rd attempted to steal it! The L[]rd failed to take it, and suffered serious injury... The L[]rd took 50 damage! Scratch woke up Golden Freddy.
An arrow whistles past UOSS's head. Talist digs a hole and hides!
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Talist VS. THE INCARNATE NO! DON'T DIG ME UP THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked Talist's intelligence! (64.0 attack vs. 116.0 defense)
Current HP: Talist has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Talist's dexterity! (144.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 159 damage! Current HP: Talist has -39.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Talist!
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Willow VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Willow's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 304.0 defense)
Current HP: Willow has 65.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Willow's alchemies! (146.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 152 damage! THE INCARNATE took 30 damage in retailiation! Well, that counts for something.
Current HP: Willow has -87.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 920.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Willow!
Piono decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Mikoto wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Vriska realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. TIE-Hivemind somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Pokefan grinded for wither skulls then claimed a nether star! Too bad they're pretty useless... Crystal uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Tingle managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. Kajiulord is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. TIE-Hivemind had to fight off Amp, Zand, The Boss Vortex, Metal Gear EXCELSUS, AND THE INCARNATE with nothing but a spoon!. Wait, WHAT? Fought off the Incarnate? The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 4 damage! Metal Gear EXCELSUS found a summoning charm. Stan the Mime stepped on a spider. Midna got the keys to the Abomination. Hand of Truth was confronted by a pack of mutants! Hand of Truth destroyed every single last one of them! OWAKS and Purple were shipped so fast SERPENT had to break it up. /\stri/\ grabs Lil' Cal and Curses OWAKS before absconding. Zetta found blueprints for a Mech. Hand of Truth's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it worked!. Zand's planned Entity was noped immediately. Pit found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. UserZero teleports away at a rapid pace.
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Scratch VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Scratch's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 134.0 defense)
Current HP: Scratch has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 920.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Scratch's strength! (152.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 159 damage! THE INCARNATE took 31 damage in retailiation! Slowly whittle it down with retaliation damage.
Current HP: Scratch has -38.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 880.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Scratch!
Umbra realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. UserZero was attacked by a Bullymong! UserZero killed it, and got cool guns! Umbra got the keys to the Abomination. Raven somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
The reaper is calling THE INCARNATE's name!. THE INCARNATE managed to stab themself in the foot for 15 damage! Pit was distracted by a very, very shiny coin. Tricky teleports away at a rapid pace. Stan the Mime did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Stan the Mime was so weak, they took 12 damage! Stan the Mime went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Stan the Mime's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 16 damage to him! Stan the Mime's alchemies backfired, dealing 66 damage to him!
And then Stan the Mime died of it! THE INCARNATE Managed to survive a Multi-Man Melee thanks to his allies. Purple prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. Shattered Bill Cipher realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Fayther saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly. UOSS found a Buster Sword, and trained to wield it! Miraj wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Better use the second law so that you can still charm things. THE INCARNATE got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. Well... Incarnate comb rave... goodie... ... Although, honestly that's the best one the Incarnate could have gotten because it already beats everyone in strength. /\stri/\ became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Split walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs. Justicar sits still in a corner and cries. Mikoto was turned into a newt. But they got better. Blue had their hacks disabled!. Zetta bugged the GM about their post being missed. FseftrAI PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. The Boss Vortex wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. Wilson goes completely and utterly grimdark. Ascendent Wilson is kinda like Grimdark, but not really. Geometry Dash was attacked by a Bullymong! Geometry Dash got smashed, and walked away injured! Geometry Dash took 24 damage! Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 6 damage! Maniac, THE INCARNATE, Geometry Dash, and Tricky sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. Blue, Fayther, and Midna encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. Amp encountered Pharaoh Man! Amp was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. Amp took 40 damage! Crystal ripped off their hand to appease a monster. Tingle's newest entity was Nerfed. Bender stole the heart of Amp. Quite literally.Amp managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
UserZero was turned into a newt. But they got better. Purple, Build, Wilson, Split, Pane and Justicar do a flash mob. Springtrap badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. SERPENT grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. UOSS stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior. 11 noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. SBaHJ scaled a large tree, then spotted Midna who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. Pit wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
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Dark Pit VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Dark Pit's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 104.0 defense)
Current HP: Dark Pit has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's dexterity! (137.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 126 damage! Current HP: Dark Pit has -26.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Dark Pit!
Zetta was crushed by a large, hollow, wooden rabbit being flung at them. Umbra was made compleat by Phyrexia. Metal Gear RAY was watching when a nuke went off. Miraj is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
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Tingle VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked Tingle's alchemies! (53.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (44.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 7 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 93.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Tingle's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 389.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 93.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 26 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 67.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Tingle's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 67.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Tingle's alchemies! (129.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 93 damage! Current HP: Tingle has -26.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tingle! Actually survived a few hits.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 130 times! But lived it seems.
Crystal PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't. The Boss Vortex spent too much time on the memo. THE INCARNATE managed to trick The L[]rd and Pit into fighting! Metal Gear RAY attempted to ambush Springtrap! There might be bigger threats... Metal Gear RAY tripped and fell before reaching Springtrap, who didn't notice a thing! OWAKS chose the right time to RP.
The Ship between 11 and Vriska was sunk by The L[]rd. Purple sits still in a corner and cries. TECHPIECE worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. Netpatham Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Whoa! The Godmodder faked their own death but is back now! Your creation has betrayed you. You must fight back! Shattered Bill Cipher found an ancient wooden ruin... Shattered Bill Cipher didn’t find anything. SERPENT Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. I thought you already had. Although, I don't really know. The Godmodder uselessly attempted to /ban TIE-Hivemind. Zand summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. Zand encountered Pharaoh Man! Zand was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. Got punched off his high horse by Pharaoh Man. Zand took 50 damage!
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Amp VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Amp's alchemies! (132.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 126 damage! Current HP: Amp has -77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Amp!
Netpatham tries to kill Vriska with a table, but they escape.Vriska was so weak, they took 1 damage!
Build ate all of their supplies out of desperation. Engie found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.
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Red VS. THE INCARNATE Red's strength overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (80.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense) Red dealt 62 damage! Red took 12 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Red has 88.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 794.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Red's intelligence! (132.0 attack vs. 76.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 53 damage! Current HP: Red has 35.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 794.0 HP
Red's entities overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense) Red dealt 83 damage! Red took 16 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Red has 19.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Red's alchemies! (133.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 116 damage! Current HP: Red has -97.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Red! Your sacrifice will be remembered Red. You spent your life to deal 145 damage to the Incarnate.
Pokefan became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. Raven tries to kill Hand of Truth with a table, but they escape. Mikoto failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time. Golden Freddy managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. Bender grew some mutated tentacles.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Hand of Truth played some late-night table stickball with Lothyra. Might be difficult for a single hand. Golden Freddy managed to trick Shattered Bill Cipher and Metal Gear EXCELSUS into fighting!
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Maniac VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Maniac's strength! (53.0 attack vs. 404.0 defense)
Current HP: Maniac has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (419.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 453 damage! Current HP: Maniac has -353.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP. Clobbered.
THE INCARNATE has killed Maniac!
TECHPIECE insulted FseftrAI's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. SBaHJ read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. The Godmodder was injured by Raven's bow, but managed to escape!. Tricky heard a distant howl... OWAKS runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
A projectile whistles past TIE-Hivemind, but they ignored it. Eric challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won! UserZero's entity was killed off by wildlife. Pane listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy. Piono got the Skull Barrier.
Vriska was so weak, they took 2 damage! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 8 damage to him!
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Metal Gear RAY invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 11 damage to him!
Golden Freddy, Build, and Zand exchange Alchemies. Lothyra challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. Blue was injured by 11's bow, but managed to escape!.
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Eric VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Eric's dexterity! (73.0 attack vs. 88.0 defense)
Current HP: Eric has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Eric's intelligence! (409.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 436 damage! Current HP: Eric has -294.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Eric!
Zand hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. Piono kills an ultra-complex death entity. That isn't the Incarnate SERPENT was attacked by a Bullymong! SERPENT killed it, and got cool guns! Geometry Dash tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities. Shattered Bill Cipher got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. SERPENT went on a massive alchemiting binge. OWAKS was watching and saw some codes.
Whoa! Lothyra faked their own death but is back now! That was quick. The L[]rd and Hand of Truth went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods. Pokefan grew some mutated tentacles. Pokefan managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. Pane's skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army. Netpatham goes completely and utterly grimdark. THE INCARNATE enters Totality with their Split. For now. Pit became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Purple plots with Wilson against Metal Gear RAY and FseftrAI. The Boss Vortex overhears. Wilson consumed a whole canned chicken. Miraj used dark magic to suck the life out of Springtrap. TIE-Hivemind beat Netpatham silly with a pineapple. Justicar fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. The L[]rd wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
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Piono VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Piono's strength! (419.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 458 damage! Current HP: Piono has -358.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Piono!
Shattered Bill Cipher summons an ultra-complex death entity. Fayther realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. Pit is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. The Godmodder got their inventory jpeg'd.The Godmodder's alchemies backfired, dealing 80 damage to him!
And then The Godmodder died of it! And gone.
Geometry Dash beat Hand of Truth silly with a pineapple. UOSS was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. FseftrAI wound up in Mime Hell, but escaped. Purple got the Metal Blades. OWAKS Challenges Raven to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Tricky and Fayther made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Blue invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. 11's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. Raven heard a distant howl...
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UserZero VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked UserZero's dexterity! (68.0 attack vs. 415.0 defense)
Current HP: UserZero has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (125.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 119 damage! Current HP: UserZero has -3.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed UserZero! UserZero does actually have higher stats than normal. Well, fine.
Tricky saved THE INCARNATE and TIE-Hivemind from Miraj. Tricky! NO! Miraj had the Incarnate cornered! ... the rabbit... corning the million foot tall robot. Split found some cool stuff in a chest. TIE-Hivemind sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual. Engie facepalms over goanna's idiocy.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Split has recurring nightmares about OWAKS. Build gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost? UOSS praises the Helix Fossil!. Bender saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years. THE INCARNATE finds an Ancestral Artifact. Congradulations. You have more infinite power that isn't infinite. Golden Freddy hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. Justicar did something stupid and payed the price. Midna Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. Vriska ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. TECHPIECE did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity. Metal Gear EXCELSUS expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!
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And then Raven was a zombie... Wilson failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint! TECHPIECE ran from a raging forest fire! TECHPIECE ran as fast as Sanic, and fled the fires! Golden Freddy became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Golden Freddy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 41 damage to him! Golden Freddy's alchemies backfired, dealing 20 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY and Blue stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. He just died, so show a little respect please. Fayther kills off his Side Characters.
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Metal Gear RAY VS. THE INCARNATE Metal Gear RAY's intelligence overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Metal Gear RAY dealt 37 damage! Metal Gear RAY took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 76.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 670.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Metal Gear RAY's strength! (140.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 129 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has -53.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 670.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Metal Gear RAY! As long as you get one hit off on the Incarnate, you did a good job.
Engie murdered Hank. Again. SERPENT found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. Springtrap awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
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Shattered Bill Cipher VS. THE INCARNATE Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (55.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 46 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher took 9 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (125.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 128 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has -37.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Shattered Bill Cipher!
Golden Freddy changed allegiances. Miraj got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. This could be our chance... RABBIT COMB RAVE! Bender fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Netpatham is pinned by Split, but saved by their entities. Vriska saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Miraj stole a few weapons from Bender’s camp. UOSS heard a distant howl... SERPENT and OWAKS both injured each other in a fight before running off.
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Engie VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Engie's intelligence! (37.0 attack vs. 407.0 defense)
Current HP: Engie has 95.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Engie's intelligence! (137.0 attack vs. 3.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 192 damage! Current HP: Engie has -70.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Engie!
Hand of Truth grew some mutated tentacles. More fingers to make obscene gestures with! Metal Gear EXCELSUS got their inventory jpeg'd.Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 200 damage to him!
And then Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of it!
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Hand of Truth VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Hand of Truth's alchemies! (61.0 attack vs. 93.0 defense)
Current HP: Hand of Truth has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Hand of Truth's strength! (139.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 131 damage! Current HP: Hand of Truth has -31.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Hand of Truth! No obscene gesture saved you.
Fayther spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Purple plots a narrative-changing Summon. Blue is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!. Midna became Flumpty's best friend! Yay! Netpatham stole a few weapons from Midna’s camp. Springtrap got nope'd by the curse of repetition.Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 182 damage to him!
And then Springtrap died of it!
Pit insta summoned a player. Raven grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
GLaDOS ran The Boss Vortex through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 16 times!
Vriska found an ancient wooden ruin... Vriska didn’t find anything.
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Tricky VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Tricky's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 395.0 defense)
Current HP: Tricky has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Tricky's alchemies! (151.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 149 damage! Current HP: Tricky has -49.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tricky! See? The Incarnate doesn't care that you saved it.
Pit encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed. Geometry Dash tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
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Split VS. THE INCARNATE Split's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (36.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Split's alchemies! (114.0 attack vs. 397.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
Split's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (41.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Split's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 113.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Split's alchemies! (163.0 attack vs. 87.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Split has 28.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Split's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 130.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 28.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Split's intelligence! (410.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 430 damage! Current HP: Split has -402.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Split! That was a long battle where you didn't actually deal any damage.
TIE-Hivemind says "Hello Meatbags1" to Purple then departs for flubbing the line. UOSS just injured the Godmodder! Well done. FseftrAI hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. The Boss Vortex was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. TIE-Hivemind gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. THE INCARNATE looked up the necronomicon. And took NO damage. But that is lucky... Now people can actually land hits against its dex and int. THE INCARNATE ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. Pokefan stole the heart of FseftrAI. Quite literally.FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 70 damage!
Lothyra hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. Pokefan stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
While getting lost in a forest, something took Zand away, never to return.
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Bender fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Miraj heard a distant howl... Wolves tend to eat rabbits... Golden Freddy receives aid from the Preston Cole!. Just hope to roll entities. OWAKS was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it. Midna and SERPENT went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
And then Midna was a zombie... TECHPIECE attempted to ambush FseftrAI! TECHPIECE almost made the attack work, but FseftrAI noticed and fled into the woods! Fayther summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster. Raven drank a Potion of Strength!. Purple made an excellent FnaF fangame! UOSS thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. TECHPIECE got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. 2 comb raves ready.
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Purple VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 396.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 27 damage! Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's strength! (74.0 attack vs. 393.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
Purple's dexterity blocked THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 396.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Purple has 59.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's alchemies! (59.0 attack vs. 387.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 59.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Purple's alchemies! (134.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 120 damage! Current HP: Purple has -45.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Purple! I think that's the longest fight so far. We're running out of people...
Netpatham became Medium Aware. Lothyra became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. THE INCARNATE avoided a puddle of strange-looking oil. Golden Freddy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Preston Cole isn't going to do anything...
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Fayther VS. THE INCARNATE Fayther's intelligence overpowered THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (100.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Fayther dealt 58 damage! Fayther took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Fayther has 89.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Fayther's alchemies! (151.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 168 damage! Current HP: Fayther has -79.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Fayther!
Raven praised Helix, and was smote by Dome. FseftrAI had their ancestral artifact jacked by Vriska.
Whoa! Pane faked their own death but is back now! Vriska didn't survive the chair to the face. THE INCARNATE goes completely and utterly grimdark. Grimdark Incarnate...
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UOSS reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library. Miraj fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. ... practicing... Pane wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance. Midna invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. THE INCARNATE dodges a car.
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Lothyra VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Lothyra's entities! (99.0 attack vs. 406.0 defense)
Current HP: Lothyra has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Lothyra's entities! (162.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 146 damage! Current HP: Lothyra has -73.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Lothyra!
Miraj did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity. TECHPIECE managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Bender found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Pane got run over by a car. TIE-Hivemind celebrated their cake-day!. THE INCARNATE Was unable to post three times. Drat. Or even one time. Netpatham saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone...
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UOSS VS. THE INCARNATE THE INCARNATE's strength blocked UOSS's entities! (83.0 attack vs. 422.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
UOSS's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked UOSS's dexterity! (52.0 attack vs. 128.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered UOSS's alchemies! (161.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 158 damage! Current HP: UOSS has -58.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed UOSS!
Bender failed Flumpty's friendship game... TECHPIECE is pinned by Midna, but saved by their entities. Netpatham didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom... THE INCARNATE tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.THE INCARNATE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 210 times! HA! I knew writing very few comments and making my code an all around mess would be useful some day! Turning point!
FseftrAI realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. FseftrAI goes completely and utterly grimdark.FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him! FseftrAI's alchemies backfired, dealing 16 damage to him!
SERPENT managed to pro-snipe the Titan’s weakpoint, killing it instantly! TIE-Hivemind ate some pink berries, and started tripping. GRZZ- *INVALID FUEL SOURCE* ZZZRT-
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Midna gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God! TIE-Hivemind and SERPENT both injured each other in a fight before running off. TECHPIECE awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Miraj has activated RAGE MODE!.Miraj went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Miraj got the Metal Blades. BUT WITH RAGE THE INCARNATE got their inventory jpeg'd. Alchemies down! We're getting lucky with these events now. TIE-Hivemind was attacked by a Bullymong! TIE-Hivemind killed it, and got cool guns! FseftrAI has activated RAGE MODE!. TIE-Hivemind spent too much time on the memo. FseftrAI saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN! WITH RAGE
MK-Watson-A decided to join Midna's cause. THE INCARNATE got nope'd by the curse of repetition.THE INCARNATE's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him! There! The Incarnate only has strength left!
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TIE-Hivemind dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest. TIE-Hivemind insta summoned a player. TIE-Hivemind Challenges THE INCARNATE to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Miraj easily overpowered Goanna67. WITH RAGE TECHPIECE drank a Potion of Strength!. Midna looted a corpse.
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SERPENT VS. THE INCARNATE SERPENT's entities overpowered THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense) SERPENT dealt 67 damage! THE INCARNATE managed to stab themself in the foot for 9 damage! SERPENT took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: SERPENT has 87.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 163.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered SERPENT's alchemies! (434.0 attack vs. 98.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 403 damage! Current HP: SERPENT has -316.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 163.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed SERPENT! The Incarnate is running out of HP thanks to everyone throwing their face at it.
Midna ate all of their supplies out of desperation. Miraj ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead. WITH RAGE! Rabbit on rabbit violence TECHPIECE ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. FseftrAI fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. ANGRY VIDEO GAMES
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We only have 5 tributes left. Can any of them deal the 163 remaining damage?
Midna managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
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From over a nearby hill emerges the hero we need, and may or may not deserve... Who out of our five remaining heroes is going to stand up against the Incarnate? It is...
Miraj VS. THE INCARNATE
The little rabbit. It is the little rabbit unicorn thing against the hulking behemoth of the Incarnate. And she he is furious. Rage mode has been activated... so time to stab things. Miraj has 173 strength right now, sheesh. He might have the best chance out of all 5 of our remaining heroes to put an end to this. If he falls, the only one left who has stats that might be high enough is Techpiece. Midna has decent strength and would be sure to go first with her dexterity, so she might be able to land a hit too.
Miraj's alchemies overpowered THE INCARNATE's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) Miraj dealt 59 damage! Miraj took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP. They're on about equal hp now...
Miraj's strength blocked THE INCARNATE's entities! (36.0 attack vs. 190.0 defense)
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Miraj's intelligence! (32.0 attack vs. 422.0 defense)
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP
The Incarnate has had enough of this rabbit, and so, activates... its comb rave, ready to rain down the most damaging attack we've ever seen and put an end to this. However, there is something it doesn't realize. Miraj has his own comb rave and he activates it, launching himself at the Incarnate to GNAW ITS HEAD OFF WITH BIG POINTY TEETH! And so they clash, destruction against rage. Miraj climbs all the way to its head, his grip fueled by rage. That same rage allows him to ignore the shrieking beams of energy the Incarnate fires at him. He climbs until he reaches the top of the forehead. With blood lust and fury, he stabs his horn straight into the Incarnate's head. Time seems to stop for a moment, as though reality itself had to stop and calculate what was going to happen. And then, there was quite literally, an earth and heaven shattering explosion, engulfing the entire Incarnate and the area for miles around in raging, white hot flames. When the dust finally settles...
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Miraj's entities! (429.0 attack vs. 10.0 defense) THE INCARNATE dealt 502 damage! THE INCARNATE took 100 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Miraj has -411.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has -27.0 HP. He knew he didn't stand a chance in that explosion...
Somehow, both Miraj and THE INCARNATE killed each other! Huh... Yes, they really did kill each other. The funny thing is, if it had been against Miraj's strength instead, Miraj still would have died, but would have taken less damage and so dealt less as retaliation. If that had happened, the Incarnate might have won.
Results
Our four survivors... TECHPIECE survived the slaughter with these stats...
123.2 strength, 36.2 dexterity, 12.52 intelligence, 28.2 entities, 35.2 alchemies. FseftrAI survived the slaughter with these stats...
34.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 15.8 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies. Midna survived the slaughter with these stats...
88.0 strength, 61.5 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 64.5 entities, 50.5 alchemies. TIE-Hivemind survived the slaughter with these stats...
34.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 66.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
In total, the Incarnate crushed 35 poor souls. Including some of our heroes, such as Red, Bill, Fayther, but most of all... Miraj... We were really unlucky at the start, what with no one landing any hits. But those -100 stat events saved us.
The fallen, in order with stats
70: Cogwynd 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 19.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Cogwynd was slain by THE INCARNATE
69: Old Man Elderly 45.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Old Man Elderly was slain by THE INCARNATE
68: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
67: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter was slain by THE INCARNATE
66: Binary 50.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary was slain by THE INCARNATE
65: Pricy 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 14.0 entities, 14.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy was removed for inactivity.
64: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was slain by THE INCARNATE
63: The Brick Wall 150.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 16.5 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
62: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 150.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball was slain by THE INCARNATE
61: Tazz 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
60: IreCreeper 21.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 67.5 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper was slain by THE INCARNATE
59: Hank 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was slain by THE INCARNATE
58: Tempo 27.8 strength, 22.3 dexterity, 17.3 intelligence, 12.8 entities, 47.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was slain by THE INCARNATE
57: Bleak 85.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
56: Ikea 58.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 48.0 intelligence, 43.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea was slain by THE INCARNATE
55: Proof 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof was slain by THE INCARNATE
54: Talist 27.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 36.8 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist was slain by THE INCARNATE
53: Willow 27.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by THE INCARNATE. Incarnate quad kill!
52: Kajiulord 49.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 60.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
51: Scratch 20.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was slain by THE INCARNATE
50: Stan the Mime 0.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime died of battle wounds
49: /\stri/\ 25.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
48: Dark Pit 15.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was slain by THE INCARNATE
47: Zetta 13.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 68.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta was crushed by a large, hollow, wooden rabbit being flung at them.
46: Umbra 40.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was made compleat by Phyrexia.
45: Tingle 17.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 41.8 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle was slain by THE INCARNATE
44: Amp 3.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp was slain by THE INCARNATE
43: Red 33.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 33.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red was slain by THE INCARNATE
42: Mikoto 30.0 strength, 64.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 8.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mikoto failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time.
41: Maniac 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by THE INCARNATE
40: SBaHJ 40.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 51.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
39: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 42.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was slain by THE INCARNATE
38: The L[]rd 35.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
37: Piono 50.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 52.0 intelligence, 47.0 entities, 67.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono was slain by THE INCARNATE
36: The Godmodder 106.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 64.0 intelligence, 80.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder died of battle wounds
35: 11 5.0 strength, 53.5 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
34: UserZero 82.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 48.0 entities, 64.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was slain by THE INCARNATE
33: Build 47.2 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
32: Crystal 37.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 32.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years.
31: Justicar 33.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 61.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justicar did something stupid and payed the price.
30: Wilson 50.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
29: Metal Gear RAY 43.4 strength, 67.8 dexterity, 26.7 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was slain by THE INCARNATE
28: Shattered Bill Cipher 137.0 strength, 57.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by THE INCARNATE
27: Engie 72.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie was slain by THE INCARNATE
26: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 85.0 strength, 17.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of battle wounds
25: Hand of Truth 44.5 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hand of Truth was slain by THE INCARNATE
24: Blue 12.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 39.5 entities, 36.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Blue is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!.
23: Springtrap 50.0 strength, 70.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap died of battle wounds
22: Tricky 48.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 16.8 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky was slain by THE INCARNATE
21: Pit 22.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
20: Geometry Dash 5.0 strength, 143.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
19: Split 65.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 32.2 entities, 73.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split was slain by THE INCARNATE
18: The Boss Vortex 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 137.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
17: Pokefan 58.5 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 24.5 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
16: Zand 28.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: While getting lost in a forest, something took Zand away, never to return.
15: OWAKS 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it.
14: Purple 30.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 63.0 intelligence, 24.98 entities, 21.3 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple was slain by THE INCARNATE
13: Golden Freddy 34.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 8.0 intelligence, 91.8 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Golden Freddy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
12: Fayther 52.0 strength, 73.0 dexterity, 78.0 intelligence, 59.2 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Fayther was slain by THE INCARNATE
11: Raven 65.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven praised Helix, and was smote by Dome.
10: Vriska 14.3 strength, 32.8 dexterity, 34.89 intelligence, 28.8 entities, 70.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska didn't survive the chair to the face.
9: Lothyra 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra was slain by THE INCARNATE
8: Pane 22.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane got run over by a car.
7: UOSS 77.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 56.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS was slain by THE INCARNATE
6: Bender 60.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender failed Flumpty's friendship game...
5: Netpatham 44.0 strength, 66.0 dexterity, 12.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 33.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom...
4: SERPENT 58.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 69.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SERPENT was slain by THE INCARNATE
3: Miraj 173.0 strength, 85.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 33.3 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Miraj was slain by THE INCARNATE. Your sacrifice will be remembered... for about a day and then I'll forget.
2: THE INCARNATE 395.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 13.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: THE INCARNATE was slain by Miraj
You know, it would get really boring if quarter quell after quarter quell, it was always the same old INCARNATE, eating a truckload of attacks and dying at the end.
And, hey hey, just look at this...
Us players have a LOT of super beings for the arena...
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Y'know, I read the Forge's backlog before the main quest, and for some reason I totally expected INCARNATE to be Binary. I'unno.
Also my me-s died honorably and stuff. That's right you suicidal, anachronistic idiots, charge the billion-mile-high mecha and try to defeat it with an honorable duel of fisticuffs rather than strapping a rocket to mars and using it as a club.
Wellllll, the bunny did a Taking You With Me on the indestructible doom mech. So yeah.
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You know, it would get You know, it would get You know, it would get really boring if quarter quell after quarter quell, it was always the same old INCARNATE, eating a truckload of attacks and dying at the end. boring if quarter quell after quarter quell, it was always the same old INCARNATE, eating a truckload of attacks and dying at the end. boring if quarter quell after quarter quell, it was always the same old INCARNATE, eating a truckload of attacks and dying at the end.
And, hey hey, just look at this...
Us players have a LOT of super beings for the arena...
I'll think of something else for the next "major event". The Capital didn't run the same quarter quell twice, so why should I? It only took me about 25 minutes of coding to set everything up for this one. A couple if (alive.contains(incarnate)); s here and there... a little overwriting the hp cap...
And that victory was far from assured. The first few times I ran this, the Incarnate just ROFLstomped everyone, usually winning the games with over 500 hp still remaining. I had to nerf it in several ways to make the game more interesting, such as toning down its dexterity all the way down to 15 so that people could get an attack off before it killed them. Humanity only won that game thanks to a few lucky -100 stat events on the Incarnate's part. But the real turning point was when it tried to print the simulation to a text file.
And also, the editor hates to quote your posts for some reason.
Y'know, I read the Forge's backlog before the main quest, and for some reason I totally expected INCARNATE to be Binary. I'unno.
Also my me-s died honorably and stuff. That's right you suicidal, anachronistic idiots, charge the billion-mile-high mecha and try to defeat it with an honorable duel of fisticuffs rather than strapping a rocket to mars and using it as a club.
Nope. Binary actually died really early on. Of course, I could do something with Binary later.
And if a tribute doesn't have at least 2 passives when they start, the program gives them two randomly. Then it gives everybody one random passive.
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For some reason, Tempo is the only one whose formatting survives. It looks fine as I type it, but when I hit post it all turns to the default black and bolded.
It's not just any bunny. It's the Killer Rabbit's magical crazy twin brother.
Yeah, kinda. Except with less biting and more stabbing. Miraj is based on an Islamic story of a rabbit that would go around stabbing things with its almost unicorn like horn and then eating them. Kinda like the Killer Rabbit. Just look at the bones! Miraj also is female by default, but got gender bent during the games.
Oh yeah, something else. Piono, could I have a link to the TVtropes version?
That being said, I kind of want to see a special thing involving engie (maybe add in a bunch of doomsday events that have low survivability that engie and his characters survive by default, engie can't be dueled until all his allies are dead, but once engie dies, the game goes back to regular.)
Goannapocalypse (sorry goanna, but pricy dies automatically, so I couldn't have him as the sucker for it.) during which, up until goanna dies, everyone's intelligence takes a hit every round (but goanna's, of course)
And wrath of the GM. Goes through each GM in order (if possible keeping each one out of the game until the previous one has been killed) Build, Split, Scratch (add Lord English onto the end if he gets added to the list of tributes, stick TT2000 on the front if he gets added, and throw in Waluigi at the very end if he gets added in)
TT2000: subtracts alchemies from everyone every round. (no alchemies in the first game)
Build: subtracts strength from everyone every round. (twin's liberal application of the OP scale on a regular basis)
Split: subtracts entities from everyone every round. (Split's omnicidal tendencies)
Scratch: subtracts intelligence from everyone every round. (His condescending and self-satisfied method of narration)
Lord English subtracts dexterity from everyone every round. (He is already here.)
Waluigi: subtracts everything from everyone every round, and boosts his own stats every round. (WAAAAH!!! WALUIGI TIME!!!)
That being said, I want to add goanna to the game:
goanna {25s 0d 0i 25e 100a}
minimal intelligence, as demonstrated by his complete failure to read the OP, and dexterity of the same, as he never posts more than once in a row. below average strength and entities, as they aren't too terribly effective, but his absolutely enormous pics uploaded from off-site (which for the purpose of the simulator, I'm counting as alchemies) are powerful enough to drive everyone crazy out of character.
Someone give him some passives, but be fair about them. Goanna may be a troll, but he's not a particularly bad one. I think he actually reads the thread in all honesty, and just posts every once in a while just so he can say he has.
And if it were possible, a Madness Combat oriented one, with Hank and Tricky at the forefront. If it were possible, what I'd like for it to be would be: Hank and Tricky both come back over and over again, Tricky is immune to death-inflicting events, but all duels are aimed at him by default. Both of them get stat boosts every time they come back. Sooner or later, the two will have a duel, and whoever wins, they stop reviving afterwards.
(I'd prefer a gimmick involving Hank teaming up with other people to try and kill Tricky, but that would probably be even harder to code than what I have in mind above.)
Same with The L[]RD (I think?) and The Boss Vortex (as Doomsday, Eternis, the OP King, AND the Author were all planned to be part of it. Yeah... I'm really actually pretty glad that twin nope'd that.)
Well. There you go.
Nope, wait. Hold on, the Incarnate isn't actually the Red Dragon, we probably have quite a few capable of taking it down.
Considering it's power level in-game isn't limited by the OP Scale, Raven, Scratch, Shattered Bill, Piono, (maybe Tricky), and possibly one or two others would be able to beat it were they not limited by the OP Scale.
The godmodder definitely would, as he's the one who made it, and is sort of prone to not fighting at full power.
I'm pretty certain that had he gotten his act together he would've been able to wipe Scratch out, even in Psi-godmodder form.
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Also, while I have my doubts as to whether a non-limited version of Anachron could actually beat INCARNATE, said enormous engine of destruction is one of the few kinds of things that the RPLS-SH would actually be practical as a weapon against.
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You should all be very, very thankful of the OP scale. Without it, Willow would erase you all from existence in nanoseconds.
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Yeah, could you imagine that? If Willow is randomly some uber powerful god for no real reason? Sure would make a nice final fight between her and Wilson, huh?. But no, I wouldn't even want to play a really powerful character. Weakness is far more interesting, both to read and play. Although, hopefully she'll be a little tougher than Wilson, both physically and mentally.
Also, weather effects would be really easy to code. Well, some of them would anyway. Making weather effect duels would be a little harder because duels are processed in a different class from the normal game play. That means its harder to transfer the data over without lots of rewriting. But potential solutions to that involve something like moving the duel method over to the driver class. I think the duel method is only called from the driver anyway AND its called as a static reference, so it might literally just be copy and pasting it over. That makes very little sense to other people, doesn't it?
Edit- And as for the "Quarter Quell", maybe what I'll do is let each person get one game dedicated to their character(s) and have everything revolve around them for one game and they get to pick what kind of stuff happens and make their character the strongest and so on. So Piono, if you want to have Hank v Tricky for yours, I could start on that. I don't think anything you wanted would be that difficult. Usually in programming, the hardest things come from the most obscure places, like you just can't get data to transfer properly between two classes. I could even try to make 3 or 4 person duels.
Somewhere far, far away...
Talist spins around in his office chair and kicked off a computer terminal he was typing at. The chair makes a steady clicking noise as it rolls over the panels in the metal floor. He starts to lean back heavily, so much so that the front wheels of the chair lose contact with the floor. After righting himself, Talist rolls back towards the terminal as a little green light on it blinks slowly.
"Another suggestion? This late in the game? Well, alright. Lets see who we've got... ... huh? I can see someone wanting that, but... those stats... are just stupid... what does that even sum to? I would have been fine with that having a 160 or maybe even 170 total, but 635? Oh fine. Very funny, but we have some rules here. I'll just cut off a few zeros."
He starts typing, but stops quickly, seemingly annoyed.
"That's... strange..."
He hits backspace a few more times, but it doesn't do anything. Then a red light flicks on, much harsher than the green one, and starts making a loud beeping sound. Talist quickly touches a button on the terminal. And then again, harder this time.
"Hey, stop. ... no! Stop simulation! Exit! Quit! Ctrl Alt Delete! Alt f4! Nothing?"
He pulls up a different window. This one is unrelated to the coding of the simulation, but instead gives a video feed of the battlefield with no paucity of cameras, some fixed, some mobile. The Games are already starting, now with a new tribute. Pulling up the console, Talist enters some code.
"alive.get(63).hurt(200); There. That ought to kill it. I guess my decision of when to post the next games has been made for me. Crisis averted."
In order to wait for the games to finish running, Talist pulls up a Youtube video and plugs in some headphones. After a few seconds of Crash Course though, he turns to look back at the video feed. The new tribute is still there and seems to lack a certain amount of... you know... deadness that Talist expected. The red light that had been blinking by itself is now joined by several more intimidating looking ones and an actual warning alarm starts wailing.
"That did nothing? Wait, what did the .hurt method even return? It should return the tribute's current HP... In the name of... Where did it get all that HP? The absolute limit is at 250, isn't it? Fine. Take this... dead.add(alive.get(63)); and alive.remove(63); There. ... no access? uh... alive.clear(); nope, maybe... alive.removeRange(62, 63); Just die already! The Games are about to start! Just die! Reset the whole list! alive = new ArrayList<tribute>(); Nothing works! I- I don't have access! This... this isn't good..."
"Wait a minute, who's narrating this?"
He looks around for any video crews or journalists.
It will take everyone's power combined to fight this fearsome foe! Luckily, we have a few more allies to help us out...
End of simulator drama. The quarter quell came early this year... I'll be posting the games pretty soon. Hopefully anyway.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Have you tried rebooting?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yes, I did try turning my device off and on again. Well, actually my device decided to turn itself off and on again. Right in the middle of my Hearthstone game... ... I WAS ACTUALLY WINNING WITH THE DECK OF LEGENDS! IT WAS GLORIOUS! Anyway... quarter quell has come early. Enjoy.
All standard events loaded!
passivesAll Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tribut- GZZZZZZ- ded!
Talist gains passive number 53
Tempo gains passive number 29
Engie gains passive number 51
Purple gains passive number 19
TECHPIECE gains passive number 30
IreCreeper gains passive number 13
Blue gains passive number 21
Red gains passive number 52
FseftrAI gains passive number 15
SERPENT gains passive number 19
/\stri/\ gains passive number 28
/\stri/\ gains passive number 47
Raven gains passive number 22
Tazz gains passive number 9
Crystal gains passive number 19
Crystal gains passive number 15
Crystal gains passive number 26
Netpatham gains passive number 8
Netpatham gains passive number 21
Netpatham gains passive number 33
The L[]rd gains passive number 11
The L[]rd gains passive number 22
The L[]rd gains passive number 31
Maniac gains passive number 51
Maniac gains passive number 49
Maniac gains passive number 7
Midna gains passive number 18
Midna gains passive number 19
Midna gains passive number 30
Amp gains passive number 29
InsertNameHere gains passive number 4
The Godmodder gains passive number 30
Pane gains passive number 10
Pane gains passive number 26
Pane gains passive number 14
Scratch gains passive number 44
Scratch gains passive number 22
Binary gains passive number 1
Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 6
Lothyra gains passive number 11
Lothyra gains passive number 30
Lothyra gains passive number 51
Bender gains passive number 2
Bender gains passive number 44
Bender gains passive number 16
NinjaV gains passive number 7
NinjaV gains passive number 36
NinjaV gains passive number 31
Umbra gains passive number 2
Umbra gains passive number 15
Umbra gains passive number 49
Kajiulord gains passive number 51
Kajiulord gains passive number 12
Kajiulord gains passive number 28
Pit gains passive number 1
The Brick Wall gains passive number 26
Geometry Dash gains passive number 12
Magic Cueball gains passive number 38
The Alchemiter gains passive number 33
The Boss Vortex gains passive number 30
Piono gains passive number 34
Eric gains passive number 32
Tricky gains passive number 40
Hank gains passive number 18
Vriska gains passive number 5
11 gains passive number 40
11 gains passive number 4
SBaHJ gains passive number 48
UOSS gains passive number 45
UOSS gains passive number 16
UOSS gains passive number 13
Pricy gains passive number 11
Stan the Mime gains passive number 17
Wilson gains passive number 47
Bleak gains passive number 35
Proof gains passive number 49
Ikea gains passive number 47
OWAKS gains passive number 8
Willow gains passive number 52
TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 33
Split gains passive number 9
Build gains passive number 3
Build gains passive number 25
Build gains passive number 45
Zetta gains passive number 32
Zand gains passive number 3
Dark Pit gains passive number 40
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 46
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 33
Tingle gains passive number 18
Pokefan gains passive number 29
Springtrap gains passive number 42
Mikoto gains passive number 48
Mikoto gains passive number 23
Mikoto gains passive number 16
Miraj gains passive number 49
Miraj gains passive number 44
Miraj gains passive number 7
Cogwynd gains passive number 46
Cogwynd gains passive number 43
Cogwynd gains passive number 27
Fayther gains passive number 28
Fayther gains passive number 11
Fayther gains passive number 6
Justicar gains passive number 6
Justicar gains passive number 1
Justicar gains passive number 34
Old Man Elderly gains passive number 33
Old Man Elderly gains passive number 22
Old Man Elderly gains passive number 14
Hand of Truth gains passive number 8
Hand of Truth gains passive number 21
Hand of Truth gains passive number 14
UserZero gains passive number 24
Golden Freddy gains passive number 12
THE INCARNATE gains passive number 40. Gee, I wonder who saw this one coming.
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
BloodbathPricy was so weak, they took 15 damage!
Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 21 damage!
Miraj got a package!
All 73 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0... Sheesh, 73. Over 3 times more than the standard 24.
And they're off!
Willow stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
11's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
11's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Engie digs a hole and hides!
Miraj blamed the cactus.
/\stri/\ and Fayther were shipped so fast UOSS had to break it up.
Bender found a summoning charm.
Metal Gear RAY found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Scratch grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Cogwynd spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Red hugged SBaHJ.
Bender made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
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The Godmodder VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked The Godmodder's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 314.0 defense)
Current HP: The Godmodder has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP. Yes, the Incarnate has 1000 hp and 300 strength.
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's alchemies! (134.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 75 damage! Current HP: The Godmodder has 36.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked The Godmodder's entities! (92.0 attack vs. 126.0 defense)
Current HP: The Godmodder has 36.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (125.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 78 damage! Current HP: The Godmodder has -30.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed The Godmodder! Well, The Incarnate's first victim is its own creator.
Fayther prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. He won't. The Incarnate might.
Tingle digs a hole and hides!
SBaHJ wonders how he got into this mess...
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Cogwynd VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Cogwynd's entities! (69.0 attack vs. 125.0 defense)
Current HP: Cogwynd has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Cogwynd's entities! (64.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 38 damage! Current HP: Cogwynd has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Cogwynd's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 316.0 defense)
Current HP: Cogwynd has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Cogwynd's dexterity! (149.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 145 damage! Current HP: Cogwynd has -83.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Cogwynd! No one has dealt any damage to it yet.
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Old Man Elderly VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Old Man Elderly's dexterity! (338.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 366 damage! Current HP: Old Man Elderly has 1.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP. Old Man Elderly is too old to die from a mere 366 damage.
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Old Man Elderly's dexterity! (39.0 attack vs. 124.0 defense)
Current HP: Old Man Elderly has 1.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Old Man Elderly's entities! (153.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 90 damage! Current HP: Old Man Elderly has -81.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Old Man Elderly! Still no damage taken.
Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Hank did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Hank was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Hank went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 50 damage to him!
Hank's alchemies backfired, dealing 20 damage to him!
InsertNameHere tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
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The Alchemiter VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered The Alchemiter's entities! (354.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 402 damage! Current HP: The Alchemiter has -212.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed The Alchemiter!
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Binary VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Binary's entities! (132.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 168 damage! Current HP: Binary has -68.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 1000.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Binary!
Pricy was removed for inactivity. Well, he has been gone for a while.
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NinjaV VS. THE INCARNATE
NinjaV's strength overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (63.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
NinjaV dealt 33 damage! NinjaV took 6 damage in retailiation! FIRST DAMAGE ON THE INCARNATE!
Current HP: NinjaV has 95.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered NinjaV's alchemies! (133.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 125 damage! Current HP: NinjaV has -18.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed NinjaV!
The Brick Wall found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Justicar blamed the cactus.
The Brick Wall read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. You see... it was about Red Faction Guerrilla...
Tricky digs a hole and hides!
TIE-Hivemind accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
An arrow whistles past The Boss Vortex's head.
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Vriska died briefly, but returned with a message from Notch that they promptly forgot. It was probably something like, "insult the Godmodders pride"
FseftrAI looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious...
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Magic Cueball VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Magic Cueball's strength! (339.0 attack vs. 19.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 384 damage! Current HP: Magic Cueball has -198.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Magic Cueball!
Tazz saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
Red's Entities were slaughtered by Geometry Dash without warning.
Geometry Dash found a summoning charm.
Maniac runs off into the distance.
Amp wonders how he got into this mess...
Wilson does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest. Down from the cliff side.
Eric uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
An arrow whistles past Wilson's head.
Tempo gets into a long argument with Blue, ignoring all the supplies. And the million story high robot.
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IreCreeper VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked IreCreeper's intelligence! (72.0 attack vs. 122.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (152.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 90 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 10.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked IreCreeper's strength! (61.0 attack vs. 117.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 10.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's strength! (136.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 95 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has -85.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed IreCreeper! Things aren't going well for humanity.
Dark Pit finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
FseftrAI digs a hole and hides!
Golden Freddy realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
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Hank VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Hank's strength! (149.0 attack vs. 2.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 211 damage! Hank's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 462 damage to him! MEAT SHIELD!
Current HP: Hank has -442.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Hank!
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Tempo VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Tempo's strength! (66.0 attack vs. 103.0 defense)
Current HP: Tempo has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Tempo's strength! (332.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 331 damage! Current HP: Tempo has -208.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tempo!
Bleak spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
Piono attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Blue scored a caged Killer Rabbit.
Midna made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
The reaper is calling Dark Pit's name!. De da-de da-deee... de da-de da-deee...
Zetta wonders how he got into this mess...
Mikoto had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Pane hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
Netpatham thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
11 does a barrel roll, and retreats into the forest.
Red realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
Talist decided to join DTG. Now he's here. I decided to join a looongggg time ago.
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Ikea VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (143.0 attack vs. 23.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 115 damage! Current HP: Ikea has -15.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Ikea!
Netpatham finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Miraj ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
SERPENT woke up Proof.
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Proof VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Proof's intelligence! (58.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 9 damage! Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP That's the least amount of damage the Incarnate has ever dealt.
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Proof's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 143.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
Proof's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Proof's intelligence! (73.0 attack vs. 327.0 defense)
Current HP: Proof has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Proof's strength! (342.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 386 damage! Current HP: Proof has -295.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Proof!
Pokefan avoided getting poked.
Springtrap realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Pane got the keys to the Abomination.
TECHPIECE found and flew away in a helicopter.
The L[]rd and TECHPIECE spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear!
TECHPIECE created a scythe/sniper hybrid, and The L[]rd attempted to steal it! The L[]rd failed to take it, and suffered serious injury...
The L[]rd took 50 damage!
Scratch woke up Golden Freddy.
An arrow whistles past UOSS's head.
Talist digs a hole and hides!
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Talist VS. THE INCARNATE NO! DON'T DIG ME UP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked Talist's intelligence! (64.0 attack vs. 116.0 defense)
Current HP: Talist has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Talist's dexterity! (144.0 attack vs. 33.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 159 damage! Current HP: Talist has -39.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Talist!
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Willow VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Willow's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 304.0 defense)
Current HP: Willow has 65.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 958.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Willow's alchemies! (146.0 attack vs. 40.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 152 damage! THE INCARNATE took 30 damage in retailiation! Well, that counts for something.
Current HP: Willow has -87.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 920.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Willow!
Mikoto wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
Vriska realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
TIE-Hivemind somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Pokefan grinded for wither skulls then claimed a nether star! Too bad they're pretty useless...
Crystal uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Tingle managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
Kajiulord is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
TIE-Hivemind had to fight off Amp, Zand, The Boss Vortex, Metal Gear EXCELSUS, AND THE INCARNATE with nothing but a spoon!. Wait, WHAT? Fought off the Incarnate?
The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 4 damage!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS found a summoning charm.
Stan the Mime stepped on a spider.
Midna got the keys to the Abomination.
Hand of Truth was confronted by a pack of mutants!
Hand of Truth destroyed every single last one of them!
OWAKS and Purple were shipped so fast SERPENT had to break it up.
/\stri/\ grabs Lil' Cal and Curses OWAKS before absconding.
Zetta found blueprints for a Mech.
Hand of Truth's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it worked!.
Zand's planned Entity was noped immediately.
Pit found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
UserZero teleports away at a rapid pace.
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Scratch VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Scratch's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 134.0 defense)
Current HP: Scratch has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 920.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Scratch's strength! (152.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 159 damage! THE INCARNATE took 31 damage in retailiation! Slowly whittle it down with retaliation damage.
Current HP: Scratch has -38.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 880.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Scratch!
UserZero was attacked by a Bullymong!
UserZero killed it, and got cool guns!
Umbra got the keys to the Abomination.
Raven somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
The reaper is calling THE INCARNATE's name!.
THE INCARNATE managed to stab themself in the foot for 15 damage!
Pit was distracted by a very, very shiny coin.
Tricky teleports away at a rapid pace.
Stan the Mime did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Stan the Mime was so weak, they took 12 damage!
Stan the Mime went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Stan the Mime's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 16 damage to him!
Stan the Mime's alchemies backfired, dealing 66 damage to him!
And then Stan the Mime died of it!
THE INCARNATE Managed to survive a Multi-Man Melee thanks to his allies.
Purple prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Shattered Bill Cipher realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2Fayther saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
UOSS found a Buster Sword, and trained to wield it!
Miraj wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Better use the second law so that you can still charm things.
THE INCARNATE got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. Well... Incarnate comb rave... goodie... ... Although, honestly that's the best one the Incarnate could have gotten because it already beats everyone in strength.
/\stri/\ became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Split walked off a cliff and looked down, causing cartoon gravity to take effect and they broke their legs.
Justicar sits still in a corner and cries.
Mikoto was turned into a newt. But they got better.
Blue had their hacks disabled!.
Zetta bugged the GM about their post being missed.
FseftrAI PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't.
The Boss Vortex wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Wilson goes completely and utterly grimdark. Ascendent Wilson is kinda like Grimdark, but not really.
Geometry Dash was attacked by a Bullymong!
Geometry Dash got smashed, and walked away injured!
Geometry Dash took 24 damage!
Geometry Dash was so weak, they took 6 damage!
Maniac, THE INCARNATE, Geometry Dash, and Tricky sat around a campfire and told ghost stories.
Blue, Fayther, and Midna encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
Amp encountered Pharaoh Man!
Amp was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man.
Amp took 40 damage!
Crystal ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
Tingle's newest entity was Nerfed.
Bender stole the heart of Amp. Quite literally.Amp managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Amp went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
UserZero was turned into a newt. But they got better.
Purple, Build, Wilson, Split, Pane and Justicar do a flash mob.
Springtrap badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
SERPENT grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
UOSS stole a Guitar from a Guitar Warrior.
11 noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.
SBaHJ scaled a large tree, then spotted Midna who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods.
Pit wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
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Dark Pit VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Dark Pit's strength! (65.0 attack vs. 104.0 defense)
Current HP: Dark Pit has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's dexterity! (137.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 126 damage! Current HP: Dark Pit has -26.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Dark Pit!
Umbra was made compleat by Phyrexia.
Metal Gear RAY was watching when a nuke went off.
Miraj is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
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Tingle VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's intelligence blocked Tingle's alchemies! (53.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (44.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 7 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 93.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Tingle's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 389.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 93.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 26 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 67.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Tingle's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 96.0 defense)
Current HP: Tingle has 67.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Tingle's alchemies! (129.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 93 damage! Current HP: Tingle has -26.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tingle! Actually survived a few hits.
Crystal PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't.
The Boss Vortex spent too much time on the memo.
THE INCARNATE managed to trick The L[]rd and Pit into fighting!
Metal Gear RAY attempted to ambush Springtrap! There might be bigger threats...
Metal Gear RAY tripped and fell before reaching Springtrap, who didn't notice a thing!
OWAKS chose the right time to RP.
The Ship between 11 and Vriska was sunk by The L[]rd.
Purple sits still in a corner and cries.
TECHPIECE worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Netpatham Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Whoa! The Godmodder faked their own death but is back now! Your creation has betrayed you. You must fight back!
Shattered Bill Cipher found an ancient wooden ruin...
Shattered Bill Cipher didn’t find anything.
SERPENT Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure. I thought you already had. Although, I don't really know.
The Godmodder uselessly attempted to /ban TIE-Hivemind.
Zand summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
Zand encountered Pharaoh Man!
Zand was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. Got punched off his high horse by Pharaoh Man.
Zand took 50 damage!
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Amp VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Amp's alchemies! (132.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 126 damage! Current HP: Amp has -77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 870.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Amp!
Build ate all of their supplies out of desperation.
Engie found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.
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Red VS. THE INCARNATE
Red's strength overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (80.0 attack vs. 28.0 defense)
Red dealt 62 damage! Red took 12 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Red has 88.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 794.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Red's intelligence! (132.0 attack vs. 76.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 53 damage! Current HP: Red has 35.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 794.0 HP
Red's entities overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 16.0 defense)
Red dealt 83 damage! Red took 16 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Red has 19.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Red's alchemies! (133.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 116 damage! Current HP: Red has -97.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Red! Your sacrifice will be remembered Red. You spent your life to deal 145 damage to the Incarnate.
Raven tries to kill Hand of Truth with a table, but they escape.
Mikoto failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time.
Golden Freddy managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Bender grew some mutated tentacles.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Hand of Truth played some late-night table stickball with Lothyra. Might be difficult for a single hand.
Golden Freddy managed to trick Shattered Bill Cipher and Metal Gear EXCELSUS into fighting!
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Maniac VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Maniac's strength! (53.0 attack vs. 404.0 defense)
Current HP: Maniac has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (419.0 attack vs. 41.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 453 damage! Current HP: Maniac has -353.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP. Clobbered.
THE INCARNATE has killed Maniac!
SBaHJ read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
The Godmodder was injured by Raven's bow, but managed to escape!.
Tricky heard a distant howl...
OWAKS runs their own simulation of the Hunger Games.
A projectile whistles past TIE-Hivemind, but they ignored it.
Eric challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros and won!
UserZero's entity was killed off by wildlife.
Pane listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Piono got the Skull Barrier.
Vriska was so weak, they took 2 damage!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 8 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 11 damage to him!
Golden Freddy, Build, and Zand exchange Alchemies.
Lothyra challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
Blue was injured by 11's bow, but managed to escape!.
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Eric VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Eric's dexterity! (73.0 attack vs. 88.0 defense)
Current HP: Eric has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Eric's intelligence! (409.0 attack vs. 45.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 436 damage! Current HP: Eric has -294.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Eric!
Piono kills an ultra-complex death entity. That isn't the Incarnate
SERPENT was attacked by a Bullymong!
SERPENT killed it, and got cool guns!
Geometry Dash tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It cost him some of his entities.
Shattered Bill Cipher got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude.
SERPENT went on a massive alchemiting binge. OWAKS was watching and saw some codes.
Whoa! Lothyra faked their own death but is back now! That was quick.
The L[]rd and Hand of Truth went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Pokefan grew some mutated tentacles.
Pokefan managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Pane's skills, weapons and entities couldn't save him from the Tabletop Army.
Netpatham goes completely and utterly grimdark.
THE INCARNATE enters Totality with their Split. For now.
Pit became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse.
Purple plots with Wilson against Metal Gear RAY and FseftrAI. The Boss Vortex overhears.
Wilson consumed a whole canned chicken.
Miraj used dark magic to suck the life out of Springtrap.
TIE-Hivemind beat Netpatham silly with a pineapple.
Justicar fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.
The L[]rd wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
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Piono VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Piono's strength! (419.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 458 damage! Current HP: Piono has -358.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Piono!
Fayther realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Pit is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
The Godmodder got their inventory jpeg'd.The Godmodder's alchemies backfired, dealing 80 damage to him!
And then The Godmodder died of it! And gone.
Geometry Dash beat Hand of Truth silly with a pineapple.
UOSS was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
FseftrAI wound up in Mime Hell, but escaped.
Purple got the Metal Blades.
OWAKS Challenges Raven to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Tricky and Fayther made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Blue invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.
11's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
Raven heard a distant howl...
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UserZero VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked UserZero's dexterity! (68.0 attack vs. 415.0 defense)
Current HP: UserZero has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered UserZero's dexterity! (125.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 119 damage! Current HP: UserZero has -3.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 692.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed UserZero! UserZero does actually have higher stats than normal. Well, fine.
Split found some cool stuff in a chest.
TIE-Hivemind sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual.
Engie facepalms over goanna's idiocy.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Split has recurring nightmares about OWAKS.
Build gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
UOSS praises the Helix Fossil!.
Bender saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years.
THE INCARNATE finds an Ancestral Artifact. Congradulations. You have more infinite power that isn't infinite.
Golden Freddy hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
Justicar did something stupid and payed the price.
Midna Ascended to God-Tiers with HomestuckCraft, to Talist's displeasure.
Vriska ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale.
TECHPIECE did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!
And then Raven was a zombie...
Wilson failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
TECHPIECE ran from a raging forest fire!
TECHPIECE ran as fast as Sanic, and fled the fires!
Golden Freddy became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Golden Freddy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 41 damage to him!
Golden Freddy's alchemies backfired, dealing 20 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY and Blue stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. He just died, so show a little respect please.
Fayther kills off his Side Characters.
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Metal Gear RAY VS. THE INCARNATE
Metal Gear RAY's intelligence overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY dealt 37 damage! Metal Gear RAY took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 76.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 670.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Metal Gear RAY's strength! (140.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 129 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has -53.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 670.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Metal Gear RAY! As long as you get one hit off on the Incarnate, you did a good job.
SERPENT found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.
Springtrap awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
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Shattered Bill Cipher VS. THE INCARNATE
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (55.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 46 damage! Shattered Bill Cipher took 9 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies! (125.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 128 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has -37.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Shattered Bill Cipher!
Miraj got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. This could be our chance... RABBIT COMB RAVE!
Bender fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Netpatham is pinned by Split, but saved by their entities.
Vriska saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
Miraj stole a few weapons from Bender’s camp.
UOSS heard a distant howl...
SERPENT and OWAKS both injured each other in a fight before running off.
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Engie VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Engie's intelligence! (37.0 attack vs. 407.0 defense)
Current HP: Engie has 95.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Engie's intelligence! (137.0 attack vs. 3.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 192 damage! Current HP: Engie has -70.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Engie!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS got their inventory jpeg'd.Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 200 damage to him!
And then Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of it!
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Hand of Truth VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Hand of Truth's alchemies! (61.0 attack vs. 93.0 defense)
Current HP: Hand of Truth has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Hand of Truth's strength! (139.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 131 damage! Current HP: Hand of Truth has -31.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Hand of Truth! No obscene gesture saved you.
Purple plots a narrative-changing Summon.
Blue is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!.
Midna became Flumpty's best friend! Yay!
Netpatham stole a few weapons from Midna’s camp.
Springtrap got nope'd by the curse of repetition.Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 182 damage to him!
And then Springtrap died of it!
Pit insta summoned a player.
Raven grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
GLaDOS ran The Boss Vortex through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 16 times!
Vriska found an ancient wooden ruin...
Vriska didn’t find anything.
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Tricky VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Tricky's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 395.0 defense)
Current HP: Tricky has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Tricky's alchemies! (151.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 149 damage! Current HP: Tricky has -49.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Tricky! See? The Incarnate doesn't care that you saved it.
Geometry Dash tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
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Split VS. THE INCARNATE
Split's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (36.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Split's alchemies! (114.0 attack vs. 397.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
Split's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (41.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities blocked Split's intelligence! (69.0 attack vs. 113.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Split's alchemies! (163.0 attack vs. 87.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Split has 28.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked Split's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 130.0 defense)
Current HP: Split has 28.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Split's intelligence! (410.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 430 damage! Current HP: Split has -402.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Split! That was a long battle where you didn't actually deal any damage.
UOSS just injured the Godmodder! Well done.
FseftrAI hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
The Boss Vortex was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
TIE-Hivemind gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
THE INCARNATE looked up the necronomicon. And took NO damage. But that is lucky... Now people can actually land hits against its dex and int.
THE INCARNATE ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Pokefan stole the heart of FseftrAI. Quite literally.FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 70 damage!
Lothyra hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
Pokefan stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
While getting lost in a forest, something took Zand away, never to return.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5Bender fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Miraj heard a distant howl... Wolves tend to eat rabbits...
Golden Freddy receives aid from the Preston Cole!. Just hope to roll entities.
OWAKS was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it.
Midna and SERPENT went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
And then Midna was a zombie...
TECHPIECE attempted to ambush FseftrAI!
TECHPIECE almost made the attack work, but FseftrAI noticed and fled into the woods!
Fayther summoned a trusty steed to travel around faster.
Raven drank a Potion of Strength!.
Purple made an excellent FnaF fangame!
UOSS thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
TECHPIECE got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. 2 comb raves ready.
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Purple VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's dexterity! (74.0 attack vs. 396.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 27 damage! Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's strength! (74.0 attack vs. 393.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
Purple's dexterity blocked THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (43.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's strength! (76.0 attack vs. 396.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 77.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (60.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Purple has 59.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Purple's alchemies! (59.0 attack vs. 387.0 defense)
Current HP: Purple has 59.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's entities overpowered Purple's alchemies! (134.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 120 damage! Current HP: Purple has -45.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 614.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Purple! I think that's the longest fight so far. We're running out of people...
Lothyra became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse.
THE INCARNATE avoided a puddle of strange-looking oil.
Golden Freddy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed. Preston Cole isn't going to do anything...
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Fayther VS. THE INCARNATE
Fayther's intelligence overpowered THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (100.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Fayther dealt 58 damage! Fayther took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Fayther has 89.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Fayther's alchemies! (151.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 168 damage! Current HP: Fayther has -79.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Fayther!
FseftrAI had their ancestral artifact jacked by Vriska.
Whoa! Pane faked their own death but is back now!
Vriska didn't survive the chair to the face.
THE INCARNATE goes completely and utterly grimdark. Grimdark Incarnate...
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6UOSS reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
Miraj fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. ... practicing...
Pane wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
Midna invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.
THE INCARNATE dodges a car.
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Lothyra VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Lothyra's entities! (99.0 attack vs. 406.0 defense)
Current HP: Lothyra has 62.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered Lothyra's entities! (162.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 146 damage! Current HP: Lothyra has -73.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed Lothyra!
TECHPIECE managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Bender found the Codex Phobia, and decided to read it.Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Pane got run over by a car.
TIE-Hivemind celebrated their cake-day!.
THE INCARNATE Was unable to post three times. Drat. Or even one time.
Netpatham saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone...
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UOSS VS. THE INCARNATE
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked UOSS's entities! (83.0 attack vs. 422.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
UOSS's entities blocked THE INCARNATE's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 71.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies blocked UOSS's dexterity! (52.0 attack vs. 128.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's alchemies overpowered UOSS's alchemies! (161.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 158 damage! Current HP: UOSS has -58.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 579.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed UOSS!
TECHPIECE is pinned by Midna, but saved by their entities.
Netpatham didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom...
THE INCARNATE tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.THE INCARNATE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 210 times! HA! I knew writing very few comments and making my code an all around mess would be useful some day! Turning point!
FseftrAI realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
FseftrAI goes completely and utterly grimdark.FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
FseftrAI's alchemies backfired, dealing 16 damage to him!
SERPENT managed to pro-snipe the Titan’s weakpoint, killing it instantly!
TIE-Hivemind ate some pink berries, and started tripping. GRZZ- *INVALID FUEL SOURCE* ZZZRT-
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7Midna gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!
TIE-Hivemind and SERPENT both injured each other in a fight before running off.
TECHPIECE awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Miraj has activated RAGE MODE!.Miraj went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Miraj got the Metal Blades. BUT WITH RAGE
THE INCARNATE got their inventory jpeg'd. Alchemies down! We're getting lucky with these events now.
TIE-Hivemind was attacked by a Bullymong!
TIE-Hivemind killed it, and got cool guns!
FseftrAI has activated RAGE MODE!.
TIE-Hivemind spent too much time on the memo.
FseftrAI saw a slender fi- oh no, RUN! WITH RAGE
MK-Watson-A decided to join Midna's cause.
THE INCARNATE got nope'd by the curse of repetition.THE INCARNATE's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him! There! The Incarnate only has strength left!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8TIE-Hivemind dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest.
TIE-Hivemind insta summoned a player.
TIE-Hivemind Challenges THE INCARNATE to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Miraj easily overpowered Goanna67. WITH RAGE
TECHPIECE drank a Potion of Strength!.
Midna looted a corpse.
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SERPENT VS. THE INCARNATE
SERPENT's entities overpowered THE INCARNATE's intelligence! (53.0 attack vs. 6.0 defense)
SERPENT dealt 67 damage! THE INCARNATE managed to stab themself in the foot for 9 damage!
SERPENT took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: SERPENT has 87.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 163.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered SERPENT's alchemies! (434.0 attack vs. 98.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 403 damage! Current HP: SERPENT has -316.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 163.0 HP
THE INCARNATE has killed SERPENT! The Incarnate is running out of HP thanks to everyone throwing their face at it.
Miraj ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead. WITH RAGE! Rabbit on rabbit violence
TECHPIECE ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale.
FseftrAI fails to sleep, and instead plays video games all night. ANGRY VIDEO GAMES
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9Midna managed to ride the Chairnado, and escape!
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From over a nearby hill emerges the hero we need, and may or may not deserve... Who out of our five remaining heroes is going to stand up against the Incarnate? It is...
Miraj VS. THE INCARNATE
The little rabbit. It is the little rabbit unicorn thing against the hulking behemoth of the Incarnate. And
shehe is furious. Rage mode has been activated... so time to stab things. Miraj has 173 strength right now, sheesh. He might have the best chance out of all 5 of our remaining heroes to put an end to this. If he falls, the only one left who has stats that might be high enough is Techpiece. Midna has decent strength and would be sure to go first with her dexterity, so she might be able to land a hit too.Miraj's alchemies overpowered THE INCARNATE's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
Miraj dealt 59 damage! Miraj took 11 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP. They're on about equal hp now...
Miraj's strength blocked THE INCARNATE's entities! (36.0 attack vs. 190.0 defense)
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP
THE INCARNATE's strength blocked Miraj's intelligence! (32.0 attack vs. 422.0 defense)
Current HP: Miraj has 91.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has 93.0 HP
The Incarnate has had enough of this rabbit, and so, activates... its comb rave, ready to rain down the most damaging attack we've ever seen and put an end to this. However, there is something it doesn't realize. Miraj has his own comb rave and he activates it, launching himself at the Incarnate to GNAW ITS HEAD OFF WITH BIG POINTY TEETH! And so they clash, destruction against rage. Miraj climbs all the way to its head, his grip fueled by rage. That same rage allows him to ignore the shrieking beams of energy the Incarnate fires at him. He climbs until he reaches the top of the forehead. With blood lust and fury, he stabs his horn straight into the Incarnate's head. Time seems to stop for a moment, as though reality itself had to stop and calculate what was going to happen. And then, there was quite literally, an earth and heaven shattering explosion, engulfing the entire Incarnate and the area for miles around in raging, white hot flames. When the dust finally settles...
THE INCARNATE's strength overpowered Miraj's entities! (429.0 attack vs. 10.0 defense)
THE INCARNATE dealt 502 damage! THE INCARNATE took 100 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Miraj has -411.0 HP and THE INCARNATE has -27.0 HP. He knew he didn't stand a chance in that explosion...
Somehow, both Miraj and THE INCARNATE killed each other! Huh... Yes, they really did kill each other. The funny thing is, if it had been against Miraj's strength instead, Miraj still would have died, but would have taken less damage and so dealt less as retaliation. If that had happened, the Incarnate might have won.
TECHPIECE survived the slaughter with these stats...
123.2 strength, 36.2 dexterity, 12.52 intelligence, 28.2 entities, 35.2 alchemies.
FseftrAI survived the slaughter with these stats...
34.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 15.8 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Midna survived the slaughter with these stats...
88.0 strength, 61.5 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 64.5 entities, 50.5 alchemies.
TIE-Hivemind survived the slaughter with these stats...
34.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 66.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
In total, the Incarnate crushed 35 poor souls. Including some of our heroes, such as Red, Bill, Fayther, but most of all... Miraj... We were really unlucky at the start, what with no one landing any hits. But those -100 stat events saved us.
The fallen, in order with stats
70: Cogwynd 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 19.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Cogwynd was slain by THE INCARNATE
69: Old Man Elderly 45.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Old Man Elderly was slain by THE INCARNATE
68: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
67: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter was slain by THE INCARNATE
66: Binary 50.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary was slain by THE INCARNATE
65: Pricy 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 14.0 entities, 14.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy was removed for inactivity.
64: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV was slain by THE INCARNATE
63: The Brick Wall 150.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 16.5 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
62: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 150.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball was slain by THE INCARNATE
61: Tazz 35.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
60: IreCreeper 21.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 67.5 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper was slain by THE INCARNATE
59: Hank 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hank was slain by THE INCARNATE
58: Tempo 27.8 strength, 22.3 dexterity, 17.3 intelligence, 12.8 entities, 47.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was slain by THE INCARNATE
57: Bleak 85.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
56: Ikea 58.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 48.0 intelligence, 43.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea was slain by THE INCARNATE
55: Proof 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof was slain by THE INCARNATE
54: Talist 27.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 36.8 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist was slain by THE INCARNATE
53: Willow 27.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was slain by THE INCARNATE. Incarnate quad kill!
52: Kajiulord 49.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 60.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
51: Scratch 20.0 strength, 18.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was slain by THE INCARNATE
50: Stan the Mime 0.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime died of battle wounds
49: /\stri/\ 25.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 55.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
48: Dark Pit 15.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit was slain by THE INCARNATE
47: Zetta 13.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 68.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta was crushed by a large, hollow, wooden rabbit being flung at them.
46: Umbra 40.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was made compleat by Phyrexia.
45: Tingle 17.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 41.8 intelligence, 55.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle was slain by THE INCARNATE
44: Amp 3.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp was slain by THE INCARNATE
43: Red 33.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 28.0 entities, 33.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red was slain by THE INCARNATE
42: Mikoto 30.0 strength, 64.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 8.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Mikoto failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time.
41: Maniac 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by THE INCARNATE
40: SBaHJ 40.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 51.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
39: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 42.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was slain by THE INCARNATE
38: The L[]rd 35.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd wound up in Mime Hell, and *-235dfas.
37: Piono 50.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 52.0 intelligence, 47.0 entities, 67.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono was slain by THE INCARNATE
36: The Godmodder 106.0 strength, 54.0 dexterity, 64.0 intelligence, 80.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder died of battle wounds
35: 11 5.0 strength, 53.5 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
34: UserZero 82.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 48.0 entities, 64.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UserZero was slain by THE INCARNATE
33: Build 47.2 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 42.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build gets in between Chuck Norris and the ACNT. Guess who lost?
32: Crystal 37.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 27.0 intelligence, 32.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years.
31: Justicar 33.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 31.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 61.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Justicar did something stupid and payed the price.
30: Wilson 50.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson failed to shoot the Titan’s weakpoint!
29: Metal Gear RAY 43.4 strength, 67.8 dexterity, 26.7 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY was slain by THE INCARNATE
28: Shattered Bill Cipher 137.0 strength, 57.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by THE INCARNATE
27: Engie 72.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie was slain by THE INCARNATE
26: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 85.0 strength, 17.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of battle wounds
25: Hand of Truth 44.5 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Hand of Truth was slain by THE INCARNATE
24: Blue 12.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 39.5 entities, 36.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Blue is thrown into the Red sun. It burns!.
23: Springtrap 50.0 strength, 70.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap died of battle wounds
22: Tricky 48.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 16.8 intelligence, 11.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky was slain by THE INCARNATE
21: Pit 22.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 14.0 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit encounters an Extremely Lethal Puppy and gets killed.
20: Geometry Dash 5.0 strength, 143.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
19: Split 65.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 32.2 entities, 73.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split was slain by THE INCARNATE
18: The Boss Vortex 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 137.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
17: Pokefan 58.5 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 24.5 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pokefan stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
16: Zand 28.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 33.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: While getting lost in a forest, something took Zand away, never to return.
15: OWAKS 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 18.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS was crushed by a Mech before they could hack it.
14: Purple 30.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 63.0 intelligence, 24.98 entities, 21.3 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple was slain by THE INCARNATE
13: Golden Freddy 34.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 8.0 intelligence, 91.8 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Golden Freddy gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
12: Fayther 52.0 strength, 73.0 dexterity, 78.0 intelligence, 59.2 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Fayther was slain by THE INCARNATE
11: Raven 65.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven praised Helix, and was smote by Dome.
10: Vriska 14.3 strength, 32.8 dexterity, 34.89 intelligence, 28.8 entities, 70.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska didn't survive the chair to the face.
9: Lothyra 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 65.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra was slain by THE INCARNATE
8: Pane 22.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane got run over by a car.
7: UOSS 77.0 strength, 22.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 56.0 entities, 48.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS was slain by THE INCARNATE
6: Bender 60.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender failed Flumpty's friendship game...
5: Netpatham 44.0 strength, 66.0 dexterity, 12.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 33.8 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham didn't defend the elevator cable and fell all the way to the bottom...
4: SERPENT 58.0 strength, 38.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 69.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SERPENT was slain by THE INCARNATE
3: Miraj 173.0 strength, 85.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 6.0 entities, 33.3 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Miraj was slain by THE INCARNATE. Your sacrifice will be remembered... for about a day and then I'll forget.
2: THE INCARNATE 395.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 13.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: THE INCARNATE was slain by Miraj
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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You know, it would get really boring if quarter quell after quarter quell, it was always the same old INCARNATE, eating a truckload of attacks and dying at the end.
And, hey hey, just look at this...
Us players have a LOT of super beings for the arena...
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Y'know, I read the Forge's backlog before the main quest, and for some reason I totally expected INCARNATE to be Binary. I'unno.
Also my me-s died honorably and stuff. That's right you suicidal, anachronistic idiots, charge the billion-mile-high mecha and try to defeat it with an honorable duel of fisticuffs rather than strapping a rocket to mars and using it as a club.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
*Beat*
What?
Wait. Do you have a list of passives all in one place? I think there's some that I forgot to put on.
Well then.
That just happened.
The bunny killed the indestructible doom mech.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
It's not just any bunny. It's the Killer Rabbit's magical crazy twin brother.
Wellllll, the bunny did a Taking You With Me on the indestructible doom mech. So yeah.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I'll think of something else for the next "major event". The Capital didn't run the same quarter quell twice, so why should I? It only took me about 25 minutes of coding to set everything up for this one. A couple if (alive.contains(incarnate)); s here and there... a little overwriting the hp cap...
And that victory was far from assured. The first few times I ran this, the Incarnate just ROFLstomped everyone, usually winning the games with over 500 hp still remaining. I had to nerf it in several ways to make the game more interesting, such as toning down its dexterity all the way down to 15 so that people could get an attack off before it killed them. Humanity only won that game thanks to a few lucky -100 stat events on the Incarnate's part. But the real turning point was when it tried to print the simulation to a text file.
And also, the editor hates to quote your posts for some reason.
Nope. Binary actually died really early on. Of course, I could do something with Binary later.
Well, do you mean the list of possible passives or the list of what tributes have which passives? I'll give you both.
Possible passives here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8z6m3f1di4wn56h/tribute.java?dl=0 Just ignore all the java code and just read the green text under the private ArrayList<Integer> passives = new ArrayList<Integer>(); part.
As for which tributes have which passives...
Tribute List
Talist {25s 20d 35i 60e 15a} 6 42 200 32
Tempo {30s 30d 25i 15e 50a} 7 12 210 35
Engie {60s 40d 15i 15e 20a} 29 24 17 203
Purple {20s 35d 65i 15e 15a} 1 205 31 26
TECHPIECE {20s 35d 35i 30e 30a} 19 20 22 210
IreCreeper {20s 35d 30i 50e 15a} 15 27
Blue {30s 40d 35i 20e 25a} 1 11
Red {35s 30d 40i 20e 25a} 1 16
FseftrAI {40s 10d 60i 10e 30a} 1 26
SERPENT {30s 40d 35i 15e 30a} 14 1
/\stri/\ {25s 35d 45i 10e 35a} 6
Raven {40s 40d 50i 5e 15a} 26 31
Tazz {35s 40d 25i 15e 35a} 11 6
Crystal {50s 35d 20i 10e 35a}
Netpatham {30s 50d 40i 10e 20a}
The L[]rd {40s 35d 30i 25e 20a}
Maniac {20s 35d 35i 30e 30a}
Midna {30s 40d 20i 35e 25a}
Amp {45s 35d 20i 10e 40a} 12 202 14 10
InsertNameHere {30s 30d 30i 30e 30a} 12 7
The Godmodder {75s 20d 25i 40e 40a} 29 24 11 206
Pane {20s 35d 40i 25e 30a}
Scratch {30s 40d 55i 10e 15a} 31
Binary {50s 20d 40i 10e 30a} 38 24
Shattered Bill Cipher {40s 40d 25i 15e 30a} 203 1 38 26
Lothyra {15s 25d 45i 25e 40a}
Bender {60s 20d 15i 15e 35a}
NinjaV {20s 35d 40i 15e 40a}
Umbra {40s 35d 35i 25e 15a}
Kajiulord {49s 21d 60i 15e 5a}
Pit {35s 40d 20i 30e 25a} 14 40
The Brick Wall {150s 0d 0i 0a 0e} 3 24 29 202
Geometry Dash {0s 150d 0i 0a 0e} 4 25 30 208
Magic Cueball {0s 0d 150i 0a 0e} 5 26 31 201
The Alchemiter {0s 0d 0i 150a 0e} 7 28 33 206
The Boss Vortex {0s 0d 0i 0a 150e} 6 27 32 207
Piono {20s 15d 35i 30e 50a} 206 1 8 11
Eric {40s 25d 35i 20e 20a} 6 15
Tricky {40s 50d 10i 10e 30a} 1 10 205 17
Hank {35s 40d 30i 15e 30a} 1 34
Vriska {20s 35d 35i 20e 40a} 35 210 16 14
11 {20s 40i 30d 10e 50a} 44
SBaHJ {30s 40d 10i 50e 20a} 21 14
UOSS {50s 10d 30i 50e 10a}
Pricy {0s 0d 0i 0e 0a} 36 52 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214
Stan the Mime {30s 60d 25i 30e 5a} 204 36 25 30
Wilson {35s 30d 40i 30e 15a} 200 11 14 31
Bleak {85s 35d 25i 5e 5a} 204 29 24
Proof {10s 10d 30i 60e 40a} 14 12
Ikea {50s 10d 40i 35e 15a} 16 1
OWAKS {20s 50d 20i 40e 20a} 10 34 17 203
Willow {25s 35d 35i 15e 40a} 14 34 207 44
TIE-Hivemind {15s 15d 50i 50e 20a} 211 18 36 41
Split {60s 50d 25i 25e 40a} 1 10 204 16
Build {50s 50d 20i 40e 40a}
Zetta {15s 30d 40i 40e 25a} 1 5
Zand {30s 40d 30i 25e 25a} 1 10 14 207
Dark Pit {35s 30i 40d 20e 25a} 12 40
Metal Gear RAY {50s 70d 30i 0e 0a} 34 16 35 210
Metal Gear EXCELSUS {90s 20d 10i 30e 0a} 2 8 203 29
Tingle {15s 40d 40i 40e 15a} 8 9 18 200
Pokefan {20s 35d 45i 20e 30a} 26 3 205 31
Springtrap {50s 50d 15i 5e 30a} 10 24 25 204
Mikoto {40s 50d 30i 15e 15a} - - - NOTE: I'll probably remove all of these ones downward unless people want me to keep them. Except maybe Miraj.
Miraj {50s 60d 10i 15e 15a}
Cogwynd {35s 40d 30i 29e 16a}
Fayther {20s 25d 55i 30e 20a}
Justicar {40s 20d 30i 20e 40a}
Old Man Elderly {45s 10d 25i 35e 35a}
Hand of Truth {30s 30d 50i 30e 10a}
UserZero {70s 20d 30i 40e 40a} 29 24 11 206
Golden Freddy {40s 60d 30i 5e 15a} 10 24 25 204
THE INCARNATE {300s 15d 100i 100e 120a} 1 214 206 39 40 41 42 43 44 8 29 36 12 208
And if a tribute doesn't have at least 2 passives when they start, the program gives them two randomly. Then it gives everybody one random passive.
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For some reason, Tempo is the only one whose formatting survives. It looks fine as I type it, but when I hit post it all turns to the default black and bolded.
Yeah, kinda. Except with less biting and more stabbing. Miraj is based on an Islamic story of a rabbit that would go around stabbing things with its almost unicorn like horn and then eating them. Kinda like the Killer Rabbit. Just look at the bones! Miraj also is female by default, but got gender bent during the games.
Oh yeah, something else. Piono, could I have a link to the TVtropes version?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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here is it.
That being said, I kind of want to see a special thing involving engie (maybe add in a bunch of doomsday events that have low survivability that engie and his characters survive by default, engie can't be dueled until all his allies are dead, but once engie dies, the game goes back to regular.)
Goannapocalypse (sorry goanna, but pricy dies automatically, so I couldn't have him as the sucker for it.) during which, up until goanna dies, everyone's intelligence takes a hit every round (but goanna's, of course)
And wrath of the GM. Goes through each GM in order (if possible keeping each one out of the game until the previous one has been killed) Build, Split, Scratch (add Lord English onto the end if he gets added to the list of tributes, stick TT2000 on the front if he gets added, and throw in Waluigi at the very end if he gets added in)
TT2000: subtracts alchemies from everyone every round. (no alchemies in the first game)
Build: subtracts strength from everyone every round. (twin's liberal application of the OP scale on a regular basis)
Split: subtracts entities from everyone every round. (Split's omnicidal tendencies)
Scratch: subtracts intelligence from everyone every round. (His condescending and self-satisfied method of narration)
Lord English subtracts dexterity from everyone every round. (He is already here.)
Waluigi: subtracts everything from everyone every round, and boosts his own stats every round. (WAAAAH!!! WALUIGI TIME!!!)
That being said, I want to add goanna to the game:
goanna {25s 0d 0i 25e 100a}
minimal intelligence, as demonstrated by his complete failure to read the OP, and dexterity of the same, as he never posts more than once in a row. below average strength and entities, as they aren't too terribly effective, but his absolutely enormous pics uploaded from off-site (which for the purpose of the simulator, I'm counting as alchemies) are powerful enough to drive everyone crazy out of character.
Someone give him some passives, but be fair about them. Goanna may be a troll, but he's not a particularly bad one. I think he actually reads the thread in all honesty, and just posts every once in a while just so he can say he has.
And if it were possible, a Madness Combat oriented one, with Hank and Tricky at the forefront. If it were possible, what I'd like for it to be would be: Hank and Tricky both come back over and over again, Tricky is immune to death-inflicting events, but all duels are aimed at him by default. Both of them get stat boosts every time they come back. Sooner or later, the two will have a duel, and whoever wins, they stop reviving afterwards.
(I'd prefer a gimmick involving Hank teaming up with other people to try and kill Tricky, but that would probably be even harder to code than what I have in mind above.)
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
...oh geez, the INCARNATE. That was intense. RIP in peace little killer rabbit with a comb rave.
Could we potentially have "weather" effects? Random effects that shape each day, with say, a 25% chance of one occurring on a given day.
For example...
Calm
The skies are clouded, the winds are silent, and everything is still. A good time to rest...
All tributes gain 10 health.
Heat Wave
The sun beats down on the arena. It's going to be a long day...
After an action, you have a 10% chance to take 10 damage, and lose 3 STR and 3 DEX.
Hail
The skies are filled with baseball-sized balls of hail! Take cover!
During duels, each player takes 5 damage/turn. After an action, you have a 25% chance to take 10 damage.
Just an idea.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
ooh, I like those ire.
Those would be pretty good, although I'm not sure whether those or random 'event days' will take precedence.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Looks like The Incarnate really is the strongest one of all, huh? Besides Miraj, of course.
Only because OP scale.
Without it, I'm fairly sure anyone could wreck it.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Same with The L[]RD (I think?) and The Boss Vortex (as Doomsday, Eternis, the OP King, AND the Author were all planned to be part of it. Yeah... I'm really actually pretty glad that twin nope'd that.)
Well. There you go.
Nope, wait. Hold on, the Incarnate isn't actually the Red Dragon, we probably have quite a few capable of taking it down.
Considering it's power level in-game isn't limited by the OP Scale, Raven, Scratch, Shattered Bill, Piono, (maybe Tricky), and possibly one or two others would be able to beat it were they not limited by the OP Scale.
The godmodder definitely would, as he's the one who made it, and is sort of prone to not fighting at full power.
I'm pretty certain that had he gotten his act together he would've been able to wipe Scratch out, even in Psi-godmodder form.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Also, while I have my doubts as to whether a non-limited version of Anachron could actually beat INCARNATE, said enormous engine of destruction is one of the few kinds of things that the RPLS-SH would actually be practical as a weapon against.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
You should all be very, very thankful of the OP scale. Without it, Willow would erase you all from existence in nanoseconds.
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Yeah, could you imagine that? If Willow is randomly some uber powerful god for no real reason? Sure would make a nice final fight between her and Wilson, huh?. But no, I wouldn't even want to play a really powerful character. Weakness is far more interesting, both to read and play. Although, hopefully she'll be a little tougher than Wilson, both physically and mentally.
Also, weather effects would be really easy to code. Well, some of them would anyway. Making weather effect duels would be a little harder because duels are processed in a different class from the normal game play. That means its harder to transfer the data over without lots of rewriting. But potential solutions to that involve something like moving the duel method over to the driver class. I think the duel method is only called from the driver anyway AND its called as a static reference, so it might literally just be copy and pasting it over. That makes very little sense to other people, doesn't it?
Edit- And as for the "Quarter Quell", maybe what I'll do is let each person get one game dedicated to their character(s) and have everything revolve around them for one game and they get to pick what kind of stuff happens and make their character the strongest and so on. So Piono, if you want to have Hank v Tricky for yours, I could start on that. I don't think anything you wanted would be that difficult. Usually in programming, the hardest things come from the most obscure places, like you just can't get data to transfer properly between two classes. I could even try to make 3 or 4 person duels.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.