If you do, please get rid of any hints of DTG in the code. Last thing the game needs is an influx of fanboys and newbies at the end of the game, or really, ever.
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If you do, please get rid of any hints of DTG in the code. Last thing the game needs is an influx of fanboys and newbies at the end of the game, or really, ever.
I agree, give him the code, but don't do it until you've hidden where it's from. I'd say leave in an easter egg or two, but if someone finds out, we're going to be all over the internet and get an influx of idiots in both games.
Your idea is pretty nifty, but it seems to me like it's not one that is 100% original (as in, one that someone else might very well come up with, not that it's been done before, well, apparently it has, but you know what I mean) and that said person just very well may have seen someone else do it first. If they were really trolling, they would've claimed the idea was their own.
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Should you put in some default characters for him to use? Like these; (Don't add these to our sim.)
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Stephano always seems to die last second, even when Pewds succeeds. But when he dies, he tends to come back, sometime later. Stephano is a statue, hence Hardy, and Stephano is CHARMING. *draws mspaint fan art*
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... He literally put every cam in there, then put Smiley, Katie, and Max there, renamed 6417 (sry engie) to 2417, made toy and old version of the 4 main ones, and renamed Springtrap to Springloc, with the "Orange Man" inside him.
... Yeah he copied it.
Also, thanks Tazz, that means my story can go through.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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Oh, me giving the code to him was a joke. And if I did, I would have to rewrite so much. Alchemies and Entities would have to be removed/renamed, so many events changed, plus, I'd have to make the output prettier. Speaking of my simulator... 16th... I think? I do have something planned for the quarter quell if we do 9 more of these. Sadly, I'm running out of things to say about all these... and out of ideas for the epilog...
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
passives
Talist gains passive number 51. Hidden. Hm. Tempo gains passive number 42. Spirit Link Engie gains passive number 18. Meatshield. That's not going to end well for you. What with your low entities score. Purple gains passive number 52. Flux TECHPIECE gains passive number 11 IreCreeper gains passive number 31 Blue gains passive number 16. Duelist Red gains passive number 48 FseftrAI gains passive number 2 SERPENT gains passive number 1. Battle Hardened. /\stri/\ gains passive number 2 /\stri/\ gains passive number 35 Raven gains passive number 17 Tazz gains passive number 32 Crystal gains passive number 18 Crystal gains passive number 8 Crystal gains passive number 36 Netpatham gains passive number 27 Netpatham gains passive number 15 Netpatham gains passive number 28 The L[]rd gains passive number 18 The L[]rd gains passive number 33 The L[]rd gains passive number 29. Juggernaut. Maniac gains passive number 35 Maniac gains passive number 43 Maniac gains passive number 53 Midna gains passive number 35 Midna gains passive number 20 Midna gains passive number 21 Disarmer and Armbreaker. Amp gains passive number 30 InsertNameHere gains passive number 24 The Godmodder gains passive number 50 Pane gains passive number 27 Pane gains passive number 47 Pane gains passive number 10 Scratch gains passive number 7 Scratch gains passive number 36 Binary gains passive number 30 Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 29 Juggernaut. Huh. Lothyra gains passive number 46 Lothyra gains passive number 39 Lothyra gains passive number 50 Bender gains passive number 14 Bender gains passive number 44 Bender gains passive number 52 NinjaV gains passive number 3 NinjaV gains passive number 36 NinjaV gains passive number 48 Umbra gains passive number 21 Umbra gains passive number 43 Umbra gains passive number 42 Invention's mother and Spirit Link. Kajiulord gains passive number 32 Kajiulord gains passive number 53 Kajiulord gains passive number 53 Pit gains passive number 34 The Brick Wall gains passive number 24 Geometry Dash gains passive number 41 Magic Cueball gains passive number 5. Fast Learner. The Alchemiter gains passive number 35 The Boss Vortex gains passive number 52 Piono gains passive number 16 Eric gains passive number 40 Tricky gains passive number 29 Juggernaut. Seems popular these days. Hank gains passive number 44 Punching a wall. Vriska gains passive number 31 11 gains passive number 31 11 gains passive number 27 SBaHJ gains passive number 13 UOSS gains passive number 53 UOSS gains passive number 3. Roid Rage. UOSS gains passive number 8 Pricy gains passive number 21 Disarmer. But I doubt he'll hit anyone. Stan the Mime gains passive number 31 Wilson gains passive number 30. Reflex. Bleak gains passive number 33 Proof gains passive number 44 Ikea gains passive number 48 OWAKS gains passive number 6 Willow gains passive number 44. Punching a wall TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 43 Split gains passive number 42 Build gains passive number 41 Build gains passive number 29 Build gains passive number 10 Bloodlust. Zetta gains passive number 6 Zand gains passive number 20 Dark Pit gains passive number 9. Fast Healer. Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 2 Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 48 Tingle gains passive number 19 Pokefan gains passive number 19 Springtrap gains passive number 50 Leek Spin.
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor! Pricy was so weak, they took 27 damage! Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 33 damage! Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times! Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him! Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him! Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 8 damage to him! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 8 damage to him!
Bloodbath
All 63 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
/\stri/\ realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. Umbra spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. SERPENT woke up Dark Pit. Kajiulord managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. Wilson and NinjaV grapple over the Banhammer. Pit did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Pit was so weak, they took 10 damage! Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times! Pit's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him! Pit's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
And then Pit died of it! Midna tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. The Brick Wall grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 44 damage! Springtrap and UOSS spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear! Springtrap made an unstable bomb, and UOSS lit it! The explosion was heard from miles away... Springtrap took 75 damage! UOSS took 75 damage! Pricy challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. The Godmodder hugged Split. Wait... we had this event? I didn't know... Raven finds SBaHJ and fails to do anything. Netpatham managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. Ikea finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. /\stri/\ and NinjaV were shipped so fast Wilson had to break it up. FseftrAI attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Tingle realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. SBaHJ managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. They've given out two. Pokefan died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. OWAKS had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. Tazz wonders how he got into this mess... Piono wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. TECHPIECE spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Tingle undergoes a Split from the stress. The Alchemiter [DATA EXPUNGED]. Scratch was hit by the Moon. Shattered Bill Cipher prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. Metal Gear EXCELSUS woke up 11. Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him! 11's REVENGER Maniac teleports away at a rapid pace. Vriska managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. 3 coupons so far. Dark Pit killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon! Build spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. The Boss Vortex's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome. Kajiulord runs off into the distance. Pokefan stole Oryx's shotgun. Shattered Bill Cipher secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! Raven entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes. Raven avoided getting poked. Metal Gear RAY found an interesting journal. Engie uses Timestepping and flees. Split did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail. Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Split's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him! But survived, unlike Pit. Metal Gear RAY washed Blue's hands. The Brick Wall grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
The reaper is calling Willow's name!. Willow's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him! OWAKS avoided a puddle of strange-looking oil. Engie stole the Origin Wands. Tazz decided to join DTG. Now he's here. Maniac bathed in blood. Bleak and The Godmodder were shipped so fast Umbra had to break it up. ... okay then... IreCreeper spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Geometry Dash narrowly misses Tempo with an arrow, then keeps running. Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 3 damage to him! SERPENT managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow! Tempo grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Pane before absconding. TECHPIECE realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. NinjaV realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Amp, will it blend? What? no? Hank's Entities were slaughtered by Pane without warning. Geometry Dash tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. OP Scale kills: 2 Crystal wonders what the Nether is happening. TIE-Hivemind casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Tricky gets into a long argument with Amp, ignoring all the supplies. Binary grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Zetta convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid.
An arrow whistles past InsertNameHere's head. Red managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. Coupons: 4 Purple hugged Vriska. Proof's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!. Proof was so weak, they took 10 damage! Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Stan the Mime washed Zetta's hands. Magic Cueball wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Binary found an ancient scratched ruin... Binary didn’t find anything. Tricky's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it. Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! InsertNameHere had enough skill with entities to stop them from going rouge! The L[]rd's planned Entity was noped immediately. Metal Gear EXCELSUS realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Talist's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!. Blue realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. The L[]rd undergoes a Split from the stress. Stan the Mime found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. Bender digs a hole and hides! Springtrap grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. Eric narrowly misses TIE-Hivemind with an arrow, then keeps running. 11 stole Oryx's shotgun.
The reaper is calling Bleak's name!. Bleak went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times! Bleak's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him! Bleak's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him! Ikea attempted to ambush Proof! Ikea tripped and fell before reaching Proof, who didn't notice a thing! Bender attempted to ambush Lothyra! Traitor. He's going to attack from his hole he dug. Bender made too much noise and was noticed by Lothyra, who proceeded to attack her assailant! Bender took 30 damage!
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Red VS. Eric Red's dexterity overpowered Eric's dexterity! (87.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense) Red dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Red has 100.0 HP and Eric has 28.0 HP
Eric's strength overpowered Red's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense) Eric dealt 25 damage! Current HP: Red has 75.0 HP and Eric has 28.0 HP
Red's alchemies overpowered Eric's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Red dealt 41 damage! Current HP: Red has 75.0 HP and Eric has -13.0 HP
Red has killed Eric!
Hank realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. Crystal narrowly misses Zand with an arrow, then keeps running.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Zand spends the night confused about Magic Cueball's side character. Zetta beat Metal Gear EXCELSUS silly with a pineapple. Tricky rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. TECHPIECE Was unable to post three times. Drat. Crystal used dark magic to suck the life out of SERPENT. SERPENT stole the heart of TECHPIECE. Quite literally.TECHPIECE was so weak, they took 50 damage! Serpent needed a heart to refill her life.
FseftrAI and Umbra made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Amp found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working. Lothyra found an ancient wooden ruin... Lothyra didn’t find anything. NinjaV encountered Pharaoh Man! NinjaV was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. NinjaV took 50 damage! Split Introduces a load of Side Characters. 11 went for a work out. Binary stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. Stan the Mime ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Kajiulord became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day. Wilson tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Proof unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Tingle.Tingle was so weak, they took 70 damage!
Raven drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Dark Pit!. Kajiulord was pestered by bats, driving them insane! Maniac reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
MK-Watson-A decided to join UOSS's cause. Bleak stole the heart of Magic Cueball. Quite literally.Bleak went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 80 damage! Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 80 damage!
And then Magic Cueball died of it!
Having lost some sanity, Metal Gear EXCELSUS hallucinates living tables and chairs. Bender lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. Hank stole a few weapons from 11’s camp. Split became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Split managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage! Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times! Split's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 42 damage to him! Split's alchemies backfired, dealing 60 damage to him!
And then Split died of it! And there's both Build and Split gone. Just when we needed them for the Incarnate.
Springtrap challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. Binary kills an ultra-complex death entity. Raven found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. Tempo insulted Willow's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. Amp managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Pokefan, Tempo, and Pane's plans were all foiled by Talist. Well, you see, magma has a very high specific heat capacity... Blue sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual. InsertNameHere, Vriska, and NinjaV exchange Alchemies. Pokefan awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. Pane smoked weed everyday and died of overdose. Blue was turned into a newt. But they got better. Maniac and The Godmodder had a tea party. Ikea got run over by a car. Red commits suicide over the newest editor. TIE-Hivemind spent too much time on the memo. SBaHJ Was unable to post three times. Drat. TIE-Hivemind became a schrodinger's cat and might have died. Hank and Lothyra stays at Wilson's Potion Shop. FseftrAI tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.FseftrAI went insane and bashed their head against a wall 32 times!
Bleak ripped off their hand to appease a monster. SBaHJ badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. OWAKS saw a slender figu- *STATIC* Crystal had a holy hand grenade for use against the killer rabbit. Vriska Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Zetta praised Dome. Engie summons an ultra-complex death entity.
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InsertNameHere VS. Purple Purple's intelligence blocked InsertNameHere's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 100.0 HP and Purple has 100.0 HP
Purple's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Purple dealt 52 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has 48.0 HP and Purple has 100.0 HP
InsertNameHere's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (81.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 44 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has 48.0 HP and Purple has 62.0 HP
Purple's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (110.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Purple dealt 73 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has -25.0 HP and Purple has 62.0 HP
Purple has killed InsertNameHere!
Proof wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises. Proof throws some alchemies into SCP-882. Purple removed the zone that Umbra and Bender were fighting in, causing them to glitch out. UOSS: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain. Dark Pit noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. IreCreeper grew some mutated tentacles. /\stri/\ expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
The Ship between Tricky and Metal Gear RAY was sunk by The L[]rd.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! 10 damage for the broken love...
Wilson facepalms over goanna's idiocy. NinjaV ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead. The Brick Wall found some cool stuff in a chest.
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Bender VS. Tingle Tingle's alchemies overpowered Bender's strength! (87.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense) Tingle dealt 21 damage! Tingle took 4 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's dexterity overpowered Tingle's alchemies! (58.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Bender dealt 10 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 28 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's strength blocked Tingle's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (63.0 attack vs. 8.0 defense) Bender dealt 66 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 132 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's intelligence overpowered Bender's strength! (64.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) Tingle dealt 5 damage! Tingle took 1 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 49.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's alchemies blocked Bender's entities! (45.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 49.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's alchemies overpowered Bender's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense) Tingle dealt 86 damage! Bender managed to stab themself in the foot for 14 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 2 damage to him! Tingle took 17 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 1.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's intelligence overpowered Tingle's strength! (43.0 attack vs. 5.0 defense) Bender dealt 36 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 34 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 1.0 HP and Tingle has -6.0 HP
Bender has killed Tingle! Wow... 1 HP left after a really long battle.
Zand ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. The Godmodder Challenges The L[]rd to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! Metal Gear RAY reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library. /\stri/\ kills off his Side Characters. Stan the Mime found some cool stuff in a chest. IreCreeper got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. The Brick Wall typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. Stan the Mime attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Stan the Mime injured himself further! Stan the Mime took 15 damage! Engie attempted to cast a spell to drain Willow’s life force!
The spell worked, and Willow lost plenty of blood! She doesn't have much. Engie was healed for 40 health! Willow took 40 damage! Tazz got the Skull Barrier. Tazz ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale. Shattered Bill Cipher saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 22 times! Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 4 damage to him!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3
Willow and TECHPIECE fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. Lothyra took some time off from hunting to train.
Surprise surprise, Blue has a weakness to being petted. FseftrAI takes advantage of it. um... Zand tried to punch Bender in the face who dodged into Kajiulord. Lothyra, will it blend? What? no? Talist had their ancestral artifact jacked by Raven.Talist's alchemies backfired, dealing 26 damage to him!
Dark Pit realized that he/she could not exist. Yeah, Pit died a while ago. Remember the whole two sides of the same coin speech you gave? Kajiulord and Metal Gear RAY made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies. Metal Gear EXCELSUS ran away from a Mechora Worm. NinjaV did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity. FseftrAI is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him. Metal Gear RAY found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup. Engie unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Zand.Zand's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
The L[]rd merged with a Glitched-out Metal Sonic. GOTTA GO FAST!. Zetta attempted to cast a spell to drain Raven’s life force!
The spell worked, and Raven lost plenty of blood! Zetta was healed for 40 health! Raven took 40 damage! SBaHJ finds out he has a Split.SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Tazz lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. The Godmodder ate a golden apple and gained health! The Brick Wall wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
A projectile whistles past Shattered Bill Cipher, but they ignored it. SBaHJ drank a Potion of Strength!. Blue insta summoned a player. Bleak was injured by SERPENT's bow, but managed to escape!. Hank devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
LeiShi decided to join The Godmodder's cause.
LeiShi decided to join Engie's cause. And that was quick.
Pherix decided to join Tazz's cause. Tempo wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. TECHPIECE watches the stars move across the sky. Willow decided to not go to that light in the distance. Shattered Bill Cipher navigated the Antichamber with ease. IreCreeper gets stuffed into a Chica Suit. Purple, Stan the Mime, and /\stri/\ exchange Alchemies. Stan the Mime was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. The L[]rd is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. The Brick Wall Challenges Amp to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Proof gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit. Metal Gear EXCELSUS stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. NinjaV realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living. Zetta was pestered by bats, driving them insane! /\stri/\ is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy. Bender is starting to feel the fallout...Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
And then Bender died of it!
11 uselessly attempted to /ban Umbra. Tricky saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone...Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
11 managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Bleak wondered how to damage the Godmodder. Pokefan read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Binary suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Bones are for wimps! And Tempo is not a wimp! Umbra works on their backstory. Purple lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
While getting lost in a forest, something took Pokefan away, never to return. Maniac changed allegiances. Amp saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them. Wilson bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
I never even got past level 3!
Hank typed up a wall of text to kill an entity. Maniac managed to flee the fire! Vriska changed allegiances.
TECHPIECE was so weak, they took 4 damage! TECHPIECE managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage! Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Umbra VS. Lothyra Lothyra's intelligence overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense) Lothyra dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Umbra has 28.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra's intelligence blocked Umbra's dexterity! (49.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Current HP: Umbra has 28.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra's intelligence overpowered Umbra's strength! (96.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense) Lothyra dealt 31 damage! Current HP: Umbra has -3.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra has killed Umbra!
Vriska praises the Helix Fossil!. Maniac grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. Lothyra is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. Metal Gear RAY was pestered by bats, driving them insane! Engie saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly. /\stri/\ wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. Hank Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. Zand Challenges Hank to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Hank will only fight Rage because... Raven Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. Turns out Rage sucks at SSB. Willow was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship. And she's gone. Raven plots with SERPENT against Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Shattered Bill Cipher. The Godmodder overhears. Tempo found some cool stuff in a chest. Vriska spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. NinjaV had a mental breakdown. Bleak's mind broke from the stress of Exams. Amp stays at Wilson's Potion shop. Amp and /\stri/\ had their entities shipped by Tempo, which was throughly awkward. The Godmodder spends their turn attacking Wilson's summons. I think the only thing he's ever summoned is the Dancing Blades. Lothyra tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It costs her some of his entities. Shattered Bill Cipher and Wilson sure do look cute sleeping together. Well, I think that's the first ship involving Wilson. Metal Gear EXCELSUS wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. Purple and TECHPIECE made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Engie reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
LeiShi decided to join 11's cause. The L[]rd did something stupid and payed the price. Purple awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Whoa! The L[]rd faked their own death but is back now! That was the fastest revival I've ever seen. Talist works on their backstory.Talist managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! I MUST SACRIFICE BLOOD TO THE BACKSTORY GODS! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE REALISTIC CHARACTERS!
Kajiulord plots a narrative-changing Summon. Zetta could, in fact, fight the Homestuck. The Brick Wall spends their turn attacking NinjaV's summons. SERPENT bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. NinjaV and The L[]rd went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Having lost some sanity, Zetta hallucinates living tables and chairs. Kajiulord decided to not go to that light in the distance. Blue and TECHPIECE made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Zand played some late-night table stickball with SBaHJ. The Brick Wall was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. Tazz dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest.
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Raven VS. SBaHJ Raven's intelligence overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Raven dealt 40 damage! Current HP: Raven has 69.0 HP and SBaHJ has 45.0 HP
SBaHJ's strength overpowered Raven's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense) SBaHJ dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Raven has 40.0 HP and SBaHJ has 45.0 HP
Raven's strength overpowered SBaHJ's strength! (92.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) Raven dealt 68 damage! Current HP: Raven has 40.0 HP and SBaHJ has -23.0 HP
Raven has killed SBaHJ!
Metal Gear RAY ate a golden apple and gained health! Maniac became Medium Aware. Tricky PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Purple picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Blue saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Zand and Engie made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule. Zetta's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. 11 realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. Shattered Bill Cipher summons an ultra-complex death entity. Amp challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. Rage actually won a game. Talist finds out he has a Split. My name is Tsilat... I am the part of you th- OH SHUT UP! Purple accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.Purple was so weak, they took 158 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Lothyra grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war. The Godmodder watches the stars move across the sky. 11, Shattered Bill Cipher and Metal Gear EXCELSUS stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. Sorry Bill, but Wilson isn't here right now. Maybe you could leave a message? Ask him to meet you somewhere at 2? Zand, Kajiulord, and Wilson chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies. In fact, he's having a fireside chat. NinjaV realized that he/she could not exist. Blue became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Blue went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times! Blue's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 16 damage to him! Blue's alchemies backfired, dealing 12 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
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Kajiulord VS. Engie Engie's strength overpowered Kajiulord's entities! (119.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense) Engie dealt 85 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 25.0 HP and Engie has 134.0 HP
Kajiulord's intelligence overpowered Engie's dexterity! (112.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense) Kajiulord dealt 49 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 25.0 HP and Engie has 92.0 HP
Engie's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (96.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense) Engie dealt 29 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 0.0 HP and Engie has 92.0 HP
Engie has killed Kajiulord!
The Godmodder has died of dysentery. SERPENT was not ready for Freddy. Tazz studied the Dark Arts. TECHPIECE unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Raven.Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him!
And then Raven died of it!
Tempo was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Tazz unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Metal Gear EXCELSUS.Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 0 times! Strange... Metal Gear EXCELSUS's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 26 damage to him!
Engie spends their turn attacking TECHPIECE's summons. /\stri/\ wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU. Hank has activated RAGE MODE!. Vriska encountered Pharaoh Man! Vriska was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. Vriska took 55 damage! Wilson read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Hank, /\stri/\, and Lothyra chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies. The L[]rd noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! Tricky used a Spoil to summon temporary help. Tricky got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. +100 strength Metal Gear RAY insta summoned a player. Vriska goes completely and utterly grimdark. The L[]rd ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them. Maniac Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Maniac got their inventory jpeg'd.Maniac's alchemies backfired, dealing 149 damage to him!
And then Maniac died of it!
/\stri/\ did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity. TECHPIECE looked up the necronomicon.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 174 times!
And then TECHPIECE died of it!
Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!. Metal Gear EXCELSUS uselessly attempted to /ban 11.Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage! Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Engie ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY Shattered Bill Cipher bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. Hank tries to kill Blue with a table, but they escape. The L[]rd kills an ultra-complex death entity. Zand managed to trick Vriska and Metal Gear RAY into fighting! Shattered Bill Cipher lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway. Blue's mind broke from the stress of Exams. 11 bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
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Vriska VS. The L[]rd The L[]rd's strength overpowered Vriska's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 16 damage! Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 58.0 HP
Vriska's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (87.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) Vriska dealt 57 damage! Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
Vriska's dexterity blocked The L[]rd's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
Vriska's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense) Vriska dealt 64 damage! The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 100 damage to him!
Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
The L[]rd's dexterity overpowered Vriska's alchemies! (173.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 160 damage! Current HP: Vriska has -108.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Vriska!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Metal Gear EXCELSUS's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Hank comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost. Wilson plots a narrative-changing Summon. Yeah, himself. Tricky grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Tazz, will it blend? What? no?
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Zand stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. Metal Gear RAY's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP.Metal Gear RAY managed to stab themself in the foot for 75 damage!
The L[]rd gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit. Wilson read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Wait a minute, you already read that. It was just SUCH a good book you had to come back to it? Zand powered through exams. Tricky attempted to ambush Engie! Tricky tripped and fell before reaching Engie, who didn't notice a thing! I would think Tricky would be a little faster than that. Hank successfully shooshpapped Gamzee.
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11 VS. Tazz Tazz's dexterity overpowered 11's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) Tazz dealt 69 damage! Tazz took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: 11 has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 89.0 HP
11's intelligence overpowered Tazz's strength! (91.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense) 11 dealt 32 damage! Current HP: 11 has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 60.0 HP
Tazz's alchemies overpowered 11's dexterity! (104.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense) Tazz dealt 100 damage! Tazz took 20 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: 11 has -49.0 HP and Tazz has 42.0 HP
Tazz has killed 11!
Metal Gear RAY worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. Tricky rallied the masses to their aid. Wilson spends some time using the Alchemiter. Engie grew some mutated tentacles.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
/\stri/\ got the Skull Barrier. Shattered Bill Cipher didn't become engie.
Surprise surprise, Hank has a weakness to being petted. Tazz takes advantage of it. Talist bugged the GM about their post being missed.Talist managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage! Talist's alchemies backfired, dealing 4 damage to him!
/\stri/\ was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. Shattered Bill Cipher dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest. Tazz managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Metal Gear EXCELSUS's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Wilson drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Engie!.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Tricky read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well. Wilson summoned a Healdroid. Metal Gear RAY wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Whoa! Maniac faked their own death but is back now! Maniac insulted Zand's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. Back from death? The first thing todo is insult someone's grammar. Metal Gear RAY was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor. Shattered Bill Cipher couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. Zand saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Didn't Tricky just die? Tazz found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death. Engie saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Yeah, Engie was so terrified when Tricky almost ambushed him that he's not taking any chances.
Shattered Bill Cipher couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. Still? You've been trying to sleep for 2 events now. Is it because Wilson isn't there by you? Hank saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! I hope you like that "I'm lovin it" passive.
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Wilson attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Wilson successfully fixed himself up! Wilson was healed for 15 health! He knows some first aid. Maniac beat back Subtus and Supertus and made it to the roots! Zand found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE. Talist gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. Engie used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
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Shattered Bill Cipher VS. Maniac Maniac's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Maniac dealt 46 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 58.0 HP and Maniac has 55.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 30 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 58.0 HP and Maniac has 25.0 HP
Maniac's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) Maniac dealt 24 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 36.0 HP and Maniac has 25.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Maniac's strength! (106.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 64 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 36.0 HP and Maniac has -39.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Maniac! Wilson isn't going to like that.
Metal Gear RAY suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Shattered Bill Cipher. Zand wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. Metal Gear RAY managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons. Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. The Hexagon got its revenge. And now, Wilson will be left heartbroken. Hank resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Wilson is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. No... sniff... Foxes eat rabbits... not... that... At least he didn't know about Bill. Metal Gear RAY became engie. Engie and Talist attempted to hack into a computer server. Wait, Metal Gear RAY became Engie, who helped me hack into computers? Engie messed it up for Talist by tripping a security system for them. Gee RAY, get on my level. Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! Engie Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork. Hank worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Hank Challenges Talist to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Hank managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker. Engie stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
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Talist VS. Hank FINAL DUEL. I see we'll have to settle this in something other than SSB. Hank's strength overpowered Talist's intelligence! (117.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense) Hank dealt 76 damage! Current HP: Talist has 17.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank's strength blocked Talist's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Current HP: Talist has 17.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank's entities overpowered Talist's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) Hank dealt 87 damage! Current HP: Talist has -61.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank has killed Talist! I didn't even deal any damage. How pathetic. Wait...
A challenger approaches! Whoa! TECHPIECE faked their own death but is back now! TECHPIECE praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. Or not.
Results
Hank is the winner with these stats...
67.2 strength, 76.8 dexterity, 41.81 intelligence, 42.2 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
The fallen, in order with stats
63: Pit 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
62: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Midna tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
61: Pricy -2.0 strength, -2.0 dexterity, -2.0 intelligence, -2.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
60: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
59: Piono 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
58: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter [DATA EXPUNGED].
57: Scratch 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was hit by the Moon.
56: Build 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
55: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 150.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
54: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 150.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
53: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 19.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was slain by Red
52: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 133.5 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball died of battle wounds
51: Split 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split died of battle wounds
50: Springtrap 32.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 7.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
49: Pane 6.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane smoked weed everyday and died of overdose.
48: Ikea 44.0 strength, 7.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 34.0 entities, 46.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea got run over by a car.
47: Red 41.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 43.5 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red commits suicide over the newest editor.
46: TIE-Hivemind 5.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TIE-Hivemind became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
45: OWAKS 24.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 51.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
44: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 35.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere was slain by Purple
43: UOSS 53.0 strength, 2.0 dexterity, 22.0 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
42: Crystal 60.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 34.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
41: Tingle 0.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle was slain by Bender
40: Dark Pit 30.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit realized that he/she could not exist.
39: FseftrAI 39.0 strength, 9.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 9.0 entities, 29.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: FseftrAI is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him.
38: IreCreeper 120.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
37: Stan the Mime 50.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 9.3 intelligence, 48.0 entities, 30.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
36: Proof 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 17.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
35: Bender 49.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 8.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender died of battle wounds
34: Binary 55.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary suffered the fate of Kurak!.
33: Pokefan 32.5 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 51.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 43.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: While getting lost in a forest, something took Pokefan away, never to return.
32: Umbra 35.0 strength, 14.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 9.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was slain by Lothyra
31: Willow 5.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship.
30: Bleak 57.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 22.5 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
29: The Brick Wall 146.6 strength, 4.5 dexterity, 7.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 73.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
28: SBaHJ 41.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 84.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ was slain by Raven
27: Zetta 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 62.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
26: Amp 55.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
25: Purple 0.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 90.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 37.05 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple died of battle wounds
24: NinjaV 59.6 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 4.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV realized that he/she could not exist.
23: Kajiulord 76.0 strength, 3.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 52.0 entities, 7.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was slain by Engie
22: The Godmodder 21.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 59.0 intelligence, 37.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder has died of dysentery.
21: SERPENT 30.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 29.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SERPENT was not ready for Freddy.
20: Raven 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 24.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 34.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven died of battle wounds
19: Tempo 0.3 strength, 55.3 dexterity, 18.4 intelligence, 7.3 entities, 90.92 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
18: Lothyra 20.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 14.5 intelligence, 23.3 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
17: Blue 14.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Blue's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
16: Vriska 60.04 strength, 42.7 dexterity, 33.35 intelligence, 33.42 entities, 34.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska was slain by The L[]rd
15: The L[]rd 40.0 strength, 130.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 4.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
14: 11 19.0 strength, 19.0 dexterity, 52.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 65.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 was slain by Tazz
13: /\stri/\ 50.3 strength, 43.8 dexterity, 27.4 intelligence, 16.6 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
12: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 63.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
11: Tricky 146.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 32.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
10: Tazz 55.0 strength, 62.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 44.6 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death.
9: Maniac 49.15 strength, 52.05 dexterity, 23.45 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
8: Zand 2.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 41.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zand wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
7: Shattered Bill Cipher 28.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 21.3 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
6: Wilson 35.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 36.0 entities, 58.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
5: Metal Gear RAY 73.1 strength, 15.4 dexterity, 43.74 intelligence, 25.3 entities, 39.6 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY became engie.
4: Engie 92.4 strength, 52.2 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 31.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
3: Talist 30.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 37.0 intelligence, 43.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist was slain by Hank
2: TECHPIECE 20.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 43.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TECHPIECE praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. For once, the loser of the final duel wasn't in 2nd place.
If you do, please get rid of any hints of DTG in the code. Last thing the game needs is an influx of fanboys and newbies at the end of the game, or really, ever.
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~Passage from the Chairian Library (3 Bills)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
When will DTG0 take place? Because I have an idea, but it will only work if it takes place before 2012.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Talist, you'd better do this.
I agree, give him the code, but don't do it until you've hidden where it's from. I'd say leave in an easter egg or two, but if someone finds out, we're going to be all over the internet and get an influx of idiots in both games.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
We so do not need a Pricey invasion. That could cost us.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
In-universe, it starts on the Release Date of Minecraft, which is late 2011. November 18th, to be precise.
Yeah, let them ravage it when it's done.
Also, on another website, some troll completely ripped off my ideas for a fangame, then said that the ideas were from another user. SOME PEOPLE!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Your idea is pretty nifty, but it seems to me like it's not one that is 100% original (as in, one that someone else might very well come up with, not that it's been done before, well, apparently it has, but you know what I mean) and that said person just very well may have seen someone else do it first. If they were really trolling, they would've claimed the idea was their own.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
On-Topic:
YES. SEND IT TO HIM.
Should you put in some default characters for him to use? Like these; (Don't add these to our sim.)
Pewds: (40s 40d 15i 30e 25a)
Pewds's brofists are powerful, and most often fatal. Pewds has shown good speed in certain games; and speed at screaming. (heh) But let's be honest; Pewd's isn't really sane, but he makes up for it with his army of Bros, and his Bro-Fist also works as an alchemy in certain situations.
Passives: Battle Hardened (1), Adred. Rush (2)
Pewds has gone through all the horror games. ALL OF THEM. He's also hyper, so Adred. Rush works well.
Stephano: (30s 10d 60i 10e 40a)
Stephano is Pewd's "sidekick" of sorts; a statue with an awesome sword. Given that he's a statue, he's slow. VERY SLOW. But he's served as a "guidance", giving him a high intelligence stat. He dosen't have many allies of his own, but his sword serves as a strong alchemy.
Passives: From the Jaws of Victory (211), Big Comeback (34), Hardy (8), Plain Charming (6)
Stephano always seems to die last second, even when Pewds succeeds. But when he dies, he tends to come back, sometime later. Stephano is a statue, hence Hardy, and Stephano is CHARMING. *draws mspaint fan art*
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
If possible, I'd say rename alchemies and entities to weaponry and allies, it might confuse people otherwise.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
... He literally put every cam in there, then put Smiley, Katie, and Max there, renamed 6417 (sry engie) to 2417, made toy and old version of the 4 main ones, and renamed Springtrap to Springloc, with the "Orange Man" inside him.
... Yeah he copied it.
Also, thanks Tazz, that means my story can go through.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Oh, me giving the code to him was a joke. And if I did, I would have to rewrite so much. Alchemies and Entities would have to be removed/renamed, so many events changed, plus, I'd have to make the output prettier. Speaking of my simulator... 16th... I think? I do have something planned for the quarter quell if we do 9 more of these. Sadly, I'm running out of things to say about all these... and out of ideas for the epilog...
passivesAll standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Talist gains passive number 51. Hidden. Hm.
Tempo gains passive number 42. Spirit Link
Engie gains passive number 18. Meatshield. That's not going to end well for you. What with your low entities score.
Purple gains passive number 52. Flux
TECHPIECE gains passive number 11
IreCreeper gains passive number 31
Blue gains passive number 16. Duelist
Red gains passive number 48
FseftrAI gains passive number 2
SERPENT gains passive number 1. Battle Hardened.
/\stri/\ gains passive number 2
/\stri/\ gains passive number 35
Raven gains passive number 17
Tazz gains passive number 32
Crystal gains passive number 18
Crystal gains passive number 8
Crystal gains passive number 36
Netpatham gains passive number 27
Netpatham gains passive number 15
Netpatham gains passive number 28
The L[]rd gains passive number 18
The L[]rd gains passive number 33
The L[]rd gains passive number 29. Juggernaut.
Maniac gains passive number 35
Maniac gains passive number 43
Maniac gains passive number 53
Midna gains passive number 35
Midna gains passive number 20
Midna gains passive number 21 Disarmer and Armbreaker.
Amp gains passive number 30
InsertNameHere gains passive number 24
The Godmodder gains passive number 50
Pane gains passive number 27
Pane gains passive number 47
Pane gains passive number 10
Scratch gains passive number 7
Scratch gains passive number 36
Binary gains passive number 30
Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 29 Juggernaut. Huh.
Lothyra gains passive number 46
Lothyra gains passive number 39
Lothyra gains passive number 50
Bender gains passive number 14
Bender gains passive number 44
Bender gains passive number 52
NinjaV gains passive number 3
NinjaV gains passive number 36
NinjaV gains passive number 48
Umbra gains passive number 21
Umbra gains passive number 43
Umbra gains passive number 42 Invention's mother and Spirit Link.
Kajiulord gains passive number 32
Kajiulord gains passive number 53
Kajiulord gains passive number 53
Pit gains passive number 34
The Brick Wall gains passive number 24
Geometry Dash gains passive number 41
Magic Cueball gains passive number 5. Fast Learner.
The Alchemiter gains passive number 35
The Boss Vortex gains passive number 52
Piono gains passive number 16
Eric gains passive number 40
Tricky gains passive number 29 Juggernaut. Seems popular these days.
Hank gains passive number 44 Punching a wall.
Vriska gains passive number 31
11 gains passive number 31
11 gains passive number 27
SBaHJ gains passive number 13
UOSS gains passive number 53
UOSS gains passive number 3. Roid Rage.
UOSS gains passive number 8
Pricy gains passive number 21 Disarmer. But I doubt he'll hit anyone.
Stan the Mime gains passive number 31
Wilson gains passive number 30. Reflex.
Bleak gains passive number 33
Proof gains passive number 44
Ikea gains passive number 48
OWAKS gains passive number 6
Willow gains passive number 44. Punching a wall
TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 43
Split gains passive number 42
Build gains passive number 41
Build gains passive number 29
Build gains passive number 10 Bloodlust.
Zetta gains passive number 6
Zand gains passive number 20
Dark Pit gains passive number 9. Fast Healer.
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 2
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 48
Tingle gains passive number 19
Pokefan gains passive number 19
Springtrap gains passive number 50 Leek Spin.
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
BloodbathPricy was so weak, they took 27 damage!
Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 33 damage!
Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times!
Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 8 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 8 damage to him!
All 63 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
/\stri/\ realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
Umbra spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
SERPENT woke up Dark Pit.
Kajiulord managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
Wilson and NinjaV grapple over the Banhammer.
Pit did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Pit was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
Pit's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Pit's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
And then Pit died of it!
Midna tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
The Brick Wall grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 44 damage!
Springtrap and UOSS spent the night tinkering, and producing new gear!
Springtrap made an unstable bomb, and UOSS lit it! The explosion was heard from miles away...
Springtrap took 75 damage!
UOSS took 75 damage!
Pricy challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
The Godmodder hugged Split. Wait... we had this event? I didn't know...
Raven finds SBaHJ and fails to do anything.
Netpatham managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
Ikea finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
/\stri/\ and NinjaV were shipped so fast Wilson had to break it up.
FseftrAI attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Tingle realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear.
SBaHJ managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. They've given out two.
Pokefan died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
OWAKS had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
Tazz wonders how he got into this mess...
Piono wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
TECHPIECE spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Tingle undergoes a Split from the stress.
The Alchemiter [DATA EXPUNGED].
Scratch was hit by the Moon.
Shattered Bill Cipher prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS woke up 11.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him! 11's REVENGER
Maniac teleports away at a rapid pace.
Vriska managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. 3 coupons so far.
Dark Pit killed a Crocodile, which he mistook for a Gaping Dragon!
Build spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
The Boss Vortex's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
Kajiulord runs off into the distance.
Pokefan stole Oryx's shotgun.
Shattered Bill Cipher secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
Raven entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes.
Raven avoided getting poked.
Metal Gear RAY found an interesting journal.
Engie uses Timestepping and flees.
Split did not realize exactly what mocking the Chibi Serena Statue would entail.
Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Split's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him! But survived, unlike Pit.
Metal Gear RAY washed Blue's hands.
The Brick Wall grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
The reaper is calling Willow's name!.
Willow's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
OWAKS avoided a puddle of strange-looking oil.
Engie stole the Origin Wands.
Tazz decided to join DTG. Now he's here.
Maniac bathed in blood.
Bleak and The Godmodder were shipped so fast Umbra had to break it up. ... okay then...
IreCreeper spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Geometry Dash narrowly misses Tempo with an arrow, then keeps running.
Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 3 damage to him!
SERPENT managed to level an entire army of Tabletop Soldiers! Wow!
Tempo grabs Lil' Cal and Curses Pane before absconding.
TECHPIECE realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
NinjaV realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Amp, will it blend? What? no?
Hank's Entities were slaughtered by Pane without warning.
Geometry Dash tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. OP Scale kills: 2
Crystal wonders what the Nether is happening.
TIE-Hivemind casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Tricky gets into a long argument with Amp, ignoring all the supplies.
Binary grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Zetta convinced the Chibi Serena Statue to lend a little aid.
An arrow whistles past InsertNameHere's head.
Red managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. Coupons: 4
Purple hugged Vriska.
Proof's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
Proof was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Proof managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Stan the Mime washed Zetta's hands.
Magic Cueball wished they could play regular Minecraft again.
Binary found an ancient scratched ruin...
Binary didn’t find anything.
Tricky's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...But nothing came of it.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
InsertNameHere had enough skill with entities to stop them from going rouge!
The L[]rd's planned Entity was noped immediately.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
Talist's initial game plan was a dangerous gamble...And it failed!.
Blue realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up.
The L[]rd undergoes a Split from the stress.
Stan the Mime found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
Bender digs a hole and hides!
Springtrap grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
Eric narrowly misses TIE-Hivemind with an arrow, then keeps running.
11 stole Oryx's shotgun.
The reaper is calling Bleak's name!.
Bleak went insane and bashed their head against a wall 12 times!
Bleak's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
Bleak's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
Ikea attempted to ambush Proof!
Ikea tripped and fell before reaching Proof, who didn't notice a thing!
Bender attempted to ambush Lothyra! Traitor. He's going to attack from his hole he dug.
Bender made too much noise and was noticed by Lothyra, who proceeded to attack her assailant!
Bender took 30 damage!
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Red VS. Eric
Red's dexterity overpowered Eric's dexterity! (87.0 attack vs. 27.0 defense)
Red dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Red has 100.0 HP and Eric has 28.0 HP
Eric's strength overpowered Red's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 57.0 defense)
Eric dealt 25 damage! Current HP: Red has 75.0 HP and Eric has 28.0 HP
Red's alchemies overpowered Eric's dexterity! (78.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Red dealt 41 damage! Current HP: Red has 75.0 HP and Eric has -13.0 HP
Red has killed Eric!
Crystal narrowly misses Zand with an arrow, then keeps running.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
Zand spends the night confused about Magic Cueball's side character.
Zetta beat Metal Gear EXCELSUS silly with a pineapple.
Tricky rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
TECHPIECE Was unable to post three times. Drat.
Crystal used dark magic to suck the life out of SERPENT.
SERPENT stole the heart of TECHPIECE. Quite literally.TECHPIECE was so weak, they took 50 damage! Serpent needed a heart to refill her life.
FseftrAI and Umbra made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Amp found a bulky old suit of power armor and got it working.
Lothyra found an ancient wooden ruin...
Lothyra didn’t find anything.
NinjaV encountered Pharaoh Man!
NinjaV was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man.
NinjaV took 50 damage!
Split Introduces a load of Side Characters.
11 went for a work out.
Binary stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Stan the Mime ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.
Kajiulord became SWOLE AS [REDACTED], but missed Leg Day.
Wilson tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails.
Proof unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Tingle.Tingle was so weak, they took 70 damage!
Raven drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Dark Pit!.
Kajiulord was pestered by bats, driving them insane!
Maniac reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
MK-Watson-A decided to join UOSS's cause.
Bleak stole the heart of Magic Cueball. Quite literally.Bleak went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Magic Cueball was so weak, they took 80 damage!
Magic Cueball managed to stab themself in the foot for 80 damage!
And then Magic Cueball died of it!
Having lost some sanity, Metal Gear EXCELSUS hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Bender lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Hank stole a few weapons from 11’s camp.
Split became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Split managed to stab themself in the foot for 40 damage!
Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times!
Split's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 42 damage to him!
Split's alchemies backfired, dealing 60 damage to him!
And then Split died of it! And there's both Build and Split gone. Just when we needed them for the Incarnate.
Springtrap challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
Binary kills an ultra-complex death entity.
Raven found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Tempo insulted Willow's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
Amp managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Pokefan, Tempo, and Pane's plans were all foiled by Talist. Well, you see, magma has a very high specific heat capacity...
Blue sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual.
InsertNameHere, Vriska, and NinjaV exchange Alchemies.
Pokefan awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Pane smoked weed everyday and died of overdose.
Blue was turned into a newt. But they got better.
Maniac and The Godmodder had a tea party.
Ikea got run over by a car.
Red commits suicide over the newest editor.
TIE-Hivemind spent too much time on the memo.
SBaHJ Was unable to post three times. Drat.
TIE-Hivemind became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
Hank and Lothyra stays at Wilson's Potion Shop.
FseftrAI tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.FseftrAI went insane and bashed their head against a wall 32 times!
Bleak ripped off their hand to appease a monster.
SBaHJ badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
OWAKS saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
Crystal had a holy hand grenade for use against the killer rabbit.
Vriska Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Zetta praised Dome.
Engie summons an ultra-complex death entity.
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InsertNameHere VS. Purple
Purple's intelligence blocked InsertNameHere's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Current HP: InsertNameHere has 100.0 HP and Purple has 100.0 HP
Purple's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's entities! (65.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Purple dealt 52 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has 48.0 HP and Purple has 100.0 HP
InsertNameHere's intelligence overpowered Purple's entities! (81.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 44 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has 48.0 HP and Purple has 62.0 HP
Purple's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (110.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Purple dealt 73 damage! Current HP: InsertNameHere has -25.0 HP and Purple has 62.0 HP
Purple has killed InsertNameHere!
Proof throws some alchemies into SCP-882.
Purple removed the zone that Umbra and Bender were fighting in, causing them to glitch out.
UOSS: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
Dark Pit noticed an extremely rare beetle while falling and forgot to hit the ground.
IreCreeper grew some mutated tentacles.
/\stri/\ expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
The Ship between Tricky and Metal Gear RAY was sunk by The L[]rd.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! 10 damage for the broken love...
Wilson facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
NinjaV ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead.
The Brick Wall found some cool stuff in a chest.
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Bender VS. Tingle
Tingle's alchemies overpowered Bender's strength! (87.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Tingle dealt 21 damage! Tingle took 4 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's dexterity overpowered Tingle's alchemies! (58.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Bender dealt 10 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 28 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's strength blocked Tingle's dexterity! (51.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's dexterity overpowered Tingle's strength! (63.0 attack vs. 8.0 defense)
Bender dealt 66 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 132 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 54.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's intelligence overpowered Bender's strength! (64.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
Tingle dealt 5 damage! Tingle took 1 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 49.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's alchemies blocked Bender's entities! (45.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Current HP: Bender has 49.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Tingle's alchemies overpowered Bender's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense)
Tingle dealt 86 damage! Bender managed to stab themself in the foot for 14 damage!
Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 2 damage to him!
Tingle took 17 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Bender has 1.0 HP and Tingle has 30.0 HP
Bender's intelligence overpowered Tingle's strength! (43.0 attack vs. 5.0 defense)
Bender dealt 36 damage! Tingle's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 34 damage to him!
Current HP: Bender has 1.0 HP and Tingle has -6.0 HP
Bender has killed Tingle! Wow... 1 HP left after a really long battle.
The Godmodder Challenges The L[]rd to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Metal Gear RAY reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
/\stri/\ kills off his Side Characters.
Stan the Mime found some cool stuff in a chest.
IreCreeper got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude.
The Brick Wall typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Stan the Mime attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Stan the Mime injured himself further!
Stan the Mime took 15 damage!
Engie attempted to cast a spell to drain Willow’s life force!
The spell worked, and Willow lost plenty of blood! She doesn't have much.
Engie was healed for 40 health!
Willow took 40 damage!
Tazz got the Skull Barrier.
Tazz ascended to a new rank on the Godmodding Scale.
Shattered Bill Cipher saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 22 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 3Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 4 damage to him!
Willow and TECHPIECE fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest.
Lothyra took some time off from hunting to train.
Surprise surprise, Blue has a weakness to being petted. FseftrAI takes advantage of it. um...
Zand tried to punch Bender in the face who dodged into Kajiulord.
Lothyra, will it blend? What? no?
Talist had their ancestral artifact jacked by Raven.Talist's alchemies backfired, dealing 26 damage to him!
Dark Pit realized that he/she could not exist. Yeah, Pit died a while ago. Remember the whole two sides of the same coin speech you gave?
Kajiulord and Metal Gear RAY made a short alliance, and exchanged supplies.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS ran away from a Mechora Worm.
NinjaV did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
FseftrAI is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him.
Metal Gear RAY found a disabled SWR and hacked it for some backup.
Engie unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Zand.Zand's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
The L[]rd merged with a Glitched-out Metal Sonic. GOTTA GO FAST!.
Zetta attempted to cast a spell to drain Raven’s life force!
The spell worked, and Raven lost plenty of blood!
Zetta was healed for 40 health!
Raven took 40 damage!
SBaHJ finds out he has a Split.SBaHJ went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Tazz lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
The Godmodder ate a golden apple and gained health!
The Brick Wall wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
A projectile whistles past Shattered Bill Cipher, but they ignored it.
SBaHJ drank a Potion of Strength!.
Blue insta summoned a player.
Bleak was injured by SERPENT's bow, but managed to escape!.
Hank devised a weapon, which was a mix between a Medi-Gun and a Spade.
LeiShi decided to join The Godmodder's cause.
LeiShi decided to join Engie's cause. And that was quick.
Pherix decided to join Tazz's cause.
Tempo wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
TECHPIECE watches the stars move across the sky.
Willow decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Shattered Bill Cipher navigated the Antichamber with ease.
IreCreeper gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
Purple, Stan the Mime, and /\stri/\ exchange Alchemies.
Stan the Mime was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
The L[]rd is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
The Brick Wall Challenges Amp to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Proof gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
NinjaV realized the meaning of life, but decided they liked living.
Zetta was pestered by bats, driving them insane!
/\stri/\ is plagued by EAS Tones, but has ear plugs handy.
Bender is starting to feel the fallout...Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
And then Bender died of it!
11 uselessly attempted to /ban Umbra.
Tricky saw [c]haos standing in the woods, searching for someone...Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
11 managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Bleak wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
Pokefan read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Binary suffered the fate of Kurak!.
Bones are for wimps! And Tempo is not a wimp!
Umbra works on their backstory.
Purple lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
While getting lost in a forest, something took Pokefan away, never to return.
Maniac changed allegiances.
Amp saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
Wilson bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
I never even got past level 3!
Hank typed up a wall of text to kill an entity.
Maniac managed to flee the fire!
Vriska changed allegiances.
TECHPIECE was so weak, they took 4 damage!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4TECHPIECE managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage!
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Umbra VS. Lothyra
Lothyra's intelligence overpowered Umbra's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs. 32.0 defense)
Lothyra dealt 72 damage! Current HP: Umbra has 28.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra's intelligence blocked Umbra's dexterity! (49.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Current HP: Umbra has 28.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra's intelligence overpowered Umbra's strength! (96.0 attack vs. 63.0 defense)
Lothyra dealt 31 damage! Current HP: Umbra has -3.0 HP and Lothyra has 100.0 HP
Lothyra has killed Umbra!
Maniac grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
Lothyra is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
Metal Gear RAY was pestered by bats, driving them insane!
Engie saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
/\stri/\ wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Hank Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
Zand Challenges Hank to Super Smash Bros, but they decline. Hank will only fight Rage because...
Raven Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. Turns out Rage sucks at SSB.
Willow was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship. And she's gone.
Raven plots with SERPENT against Metal Gear EXCELSUS and Shattered Bill Cipher. The Godmodder overhears.
Tempo found some cool stuff in a chest.
Vriska spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
NinjaV had a mental breakdown.
Bleak's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
Amp stays at Wilson's Potion shop.
Amp and /\stri/\ had their entities shipped by Tempo, which was throughly awkward.
The Godmodder spends their turn attacking Wilson's summons. I think the only thing he's ever summoned is the Dancing Blades.
Lothyra tripped Wily's Security Alarms. It costs her some of his entities.
Shattered Bill Cipher and Wilson sure do look cute sleeping together. Well, I think that's the first ship involving Wilson.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Purple and TECHPIECE made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Engie reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
LeiShi decided to join 11's cause.
The L[]rd did something stupid and payed the price.
Purple awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Whoa! The L[]rd faked their own death but is back now! That was the fastest revival I've ever seen.
Talist works on their backstory.Talist managed to stab themself in the foot for 20 damage! I MUST SACRIFICE BLOOD TO THE BACKSTORY GODS! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE REALISTIC CHARACTERS!
Kajiulord plots a narrative-changing Summon.
Zetta could, in fact, fight the Homestuck.
The Brick Wall spends their turn attacking NinjaV's summons.
SERPENT bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati.
NinjaV and The L[]rd went on a quest and found a golden egg deep in the woods.
Having lost some sanity, Zetta hallucinates living tables and chairs.
Kajiulord decided to not go to that light in the distance.
Blue and TECHPIECE made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Zand played some late-night table stickball with SBaHJ.
The Brick Wall was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
Tazz dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest.
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Raven VS. SBaHJ
Raven's intelligence overpowered SBaHJ's dexterity! (84.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Raven dealt 40 damage! Current HP: Raven has 69.0 HP and SBaHJ has 45.0 HP
SBaHJ's strength overpowered Raven's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 58.0 defense)
SBaHJ dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Raven has 40.0 HP and SBaHJ has 45.0 HP
Raven's strength overpowered SBaHJ's strength! (92.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
Raven dealt 68 damage! Current HP: Raven has 40.0 HP and SBaHJ has -23.0 HP
Raven has killed SBaHJ!
Maniac became Medium Aware.
Tricky PMed TwinBuilder to see if their new idea for DTG3 was okay. It wasn't.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Purple picked some flowers and made a garland out of them.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5Blue saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.
Zand and Engie made a deal to loophole the "no double posts" rule.
Zetta's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
11 realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Shattered Bill Cipher summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Amp challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won. Rage actually won a game.
Talist finds out he has a Split. My name is Tsilat... I am the part of you th- OH SHUT UP!
Purple accidentally downed a potion of assisted suicide.Purple was so weak, they took 158 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Lothyra grew paranoid of a second Trickster/Grimdark war.
The Godmodder watches the stars move across the sky.
11, Shattered Bill Cipher and Metal Gear EXCELSUS stay at Wilson's Potion Shop. Sorry Bill, but Wilson isn't here right now. Maybe you could leave a message? Ask him to meet you somewhere at 2?
Zand, Kajiulord, and Wilson chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies. In fact, he's having a fireside chat.
NinjaV realized that he/she could not exist.
Blue became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Blue went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times!
Blue's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 16 damage to him!
Blue's alchemies backfired, dealing 12 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY wondered how to damage the Godmodder.
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Kajiulord VS. Engie
Engie's strength overpowered Kajiulord's entities! (119.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
Engie dealt 85 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 25.0 HP and Engie has 134.0 HP
Kajiulord's intelligence overpowered Engie's dexterity! (112.0 attack vs. 60.0 defense)
Kajiulord dealt 49 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 25.0 HP and Engie has 92.0 HP
Engie's dexterity overpowered Kajiulord's strength! (96.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Engie dealt 29 damage! Current HP: Kajiulord has 0.0 HP and Engie has 92.0 HP
Engie has killed Kajiulord!
SERPENT was not ready for Freddy.
Tazz studied the Dark Arts.
TECHPIECE unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Raven.Raven's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 60 damage to him!
And then Raven died of it!
Tempo was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
Tazz unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Metal Gear EXCELSUS.Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 0 times! Strange...
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 26 damage to him!
Engie spends their turn attacking TECHPIECE's summons.
/\stri/\ wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU.
Hank has activated RAGE MODE!.
Vriska encountered Pharaoh Man!
Vriska was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man.
Vriska took 55 damage!
Wilson read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Hank, /\stri/\, and Lothyra chatted by a fireplace and shared their strategies.
The L[]rd noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it!
Tricky used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
Tricky got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. +100 strength
Metal Gear RAY insta summoned a player.
Vriska goes completely and utterly grimdark.
The L[]rd ran into some Nexus mooks and completely mower over them.
Maniac Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6Maniac got their inventory jpeg'd.Maniac's alchemies backfired, dealing 149 damage to him!
And then Maniac died of it!
/\stri/\ did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
TECHPIECE looked up the necronomicon.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 174 times!
And then TECHPIECE died of it!
Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS uselessly attempted to /ban 11.Metal Gear EXCELSUS managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Engie ran away. RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
Shattered Bill Cipher bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
Hank tries to kill Blue with a table, but they escape.
The L[]rd kills an ultra-complex death entity.
Zand managed to trick Vriska and Metal Gear RAY into fighting!
Shattered Bill Cipher lost to a potted plant, but escape was automatic anyway.
Blue's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
11 bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
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Vriska VS. The L[]rd
The L[]rd's strength overpowered Vriska's dexterity! (69.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 16 damage! Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 58.0 HP
Vriska's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (87.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Vriska dealt 57 damage! Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
Vriska's dexterity blocked The L[]rd's entities! (57.0 attack vs. 66.0 defense)
Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
Vriska's alchemies overpowered The L[]rd's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 37.0 defense)
Vriska dealt 64 damage! The L[]rd's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 100 damage to him!
Current HP: Vriska has 39.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
The L[]rd's dexterity overpowered Vriska's alchemies! (173.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 160 damage! Current HP: Vriska has -108.0 HP and The L[]rd has 7.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed Vriska!
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 10 damage to him!
Hank comes across an abandoned Engietech outpost.
Wilson plots a narrative-changing Summon. Yeah, himself.
Tricky grabbed the Idiot Ball and held on tightly.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Tazz, will it blend? What? no?
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 7Zand stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person.
Metal Gear RAY's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP.Metal Gear RAY managed to stab themself in the foot for 75 damage!
The L[]rd gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
Wilson read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Wait a minute, you already read that. It was just SUCH a good book you had to come back to it?
Zand powered through exams.
Tricky attempted to ambush Engie!
Tricky tripped and fell before reaching Engie, who didn't notice a thing! I would think Tricky would be a little faster than that.
Hank successfully shooshpapped Gamzee.
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11 VS. Tazz
Tazz's dexterity overpowered 11's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 69 damage! Tazz took 13 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: 11 has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 89.0 HP
11's intelligence overpowered Tazz's strength! (91.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
11 dealt 32 damage! Current HP: 11 has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 60.0 HP
Tazz's alchemies overpowered 11's dexterity! (104.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 100 damage! Tazz took 20 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: 11 has -49.0 HP and Tazz has 42.0 HP
Tazz has killed 11!
Tricky rallied the masses to their aid.
Wilson spends some time using the Alchemiter.
Engie grew some mutated tentacles.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
/\stri/\ got the Skull Barrier.
Shattered Bill Cipher didn't become engie.
Surprise surprise, Hank has a weakness to being petted. Tazz takes advantage of it.
Talist bugged the GM about their post being missed.Talist managed to stab themself in the foot for 4 damage!
Talist's alchemies backfired, dealing 4 damage to him!
/\stri/\ was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
Shattered Bill Cipher dodges the ruins of a Cobalt Shade Corporation Quest.
Tazz managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Wilson drew a strange sigil on the ground, which cursed Engie!.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Tricky read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
Wilson summoned a Healdroid.
Metal Gear RAY wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Whoa! Maniac faked their own death but is back now!
Maniac insulted Zand's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. Back from death? The first thing todo is insult someone's grammar.
Metal Gear RAY was gifted a Spoil of War from an unknown sponsor.
Shattered Bill Cipher couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep.
Zand saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could. Didn't Tricky just die?
Tazz found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death.
Engie saw Tricky in the woods, and ran away as quick as they could.Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times! Yeah, Engie was so terrified when Tricky almost ambushed him that he's not taking any chances.
Shattered Bill Cipher couldn't look away from the madness of the sky, getting no sleep. Still? You've been trying to sleep for 2 events now. Is it because Wilson isn't there by you?
Hank saw Ire's magnificent chair fort, and felt enlightened. Slightly.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! I hope you like that "I'm lovin it" passive.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 9Wilson attempted to bandage his wounds!
And Wilson successfully fixed himself up!
Wilson was healed for 15 health! He knows some first aid.
Maniac beat back Subtus and Supertus and made it to the roots!
Zand found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE.
Talist gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
Engie used a Spoil to summon temporary help.
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Shattered Bill Cipher VS. Maniac
Maniac's entities overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's dexterity! (81.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 46 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 58.0 HP and Maniac has 55.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's strength overpowered Maniac's entities! (80.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 30 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 58.0 HP and Maniac has 25.0 HP
Maniac's intelligence overpowered Shattered Bill Cipher's entities! (55.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Maniac dealt 24 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 36.0 HP and Maniac has 25.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher's alchemies overpowered Maniac's strength! (106.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Shattered Bill Cipher dealt 64 damage! Current HP: Shattered Bill Cipher has 36.0 HP and Maniac has -39.0 HP
Shattered Bill Cipher has killed Maniac! Wilson isn't going to like that.
Zand wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
Metal Gear RAY managed to hold up the weight of a million dead hellkite dragons.
Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. The Hexagon got its revenge. And now, Wilson will be left heartbroken.
Hank resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 10Wilson is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. No... sniff... Foxes eat rabbits... not... that... At least he didn't know about Bill.
Metal Gear RAY became engie.
Engie and Talist attempted to hack into a computer server. Wait, Metal Gear RAY became Engie, who helped me hack into computers?
Engie messed it up for Talist by tripping a security system for them. Gee RAY, get on my level.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
Engie Eats a car. Yeah, the whole thing, with a fork.
Hank worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Engie went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 11Hank Challenges Talist to Super Smash Bros, but they decline.
Hank managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker.
Engie stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
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Talist VS. Hank FINAL DUEL. I see we'll have to settle this in something other than SSB.
Hank's strength overpowered Talist's intelligence! (117.0 attack vs. 53.0 defense)
Hank dealt 76 damage! Current HP: Talist has 17.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank's strength blocked Talist's alchemies! (57.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Current HP: Talist has 17.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank's entities overpowered Talist's alchemies! (78.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
Hank dealt 87 damage! Current HP: Talist has -61.0 HP and Hank has 100.0 HP
Hank has killed Talist! I didn't even deal any damage. How pathetic. Wait...
TECHPIECE praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. Or not.
Hank is the winner with these stats...
67.2 strength, 76.8 dexterity, 41.81 intelligence, 42.2 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
The fallen, in order with stats
63: Pit 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pit died of battle wounds
62: Midna 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Midna tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
61: Pricy -2.0 strength, -2.0 dexterity, -2.0 intelligence, -2.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pricy challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
60: Netpatham 30.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Netpatham managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList.
59: Piono 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Piono wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
58: The Alchemiter 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 150.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Alchemiter [DATA EXPUNGED].
57: Scratch 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Scratch was hit by the Moon.
56: Build 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Build spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
55: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 150.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Boss Vortex's mind and soul was taken by Lord Dome.
54: Geometry Dash 0.0 strength, 150.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Geometry Dash tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
53: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 19.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Eric was slain by Red
52: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 133.5 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Magic Cueball died of battle wounds
51: Split 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Split died of battle wounds
50: Springtrap 32.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 7.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Springtrap challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
49: Pane 6.0 strength, 16.0 dexterity, 36.0 intelligence, 21.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Pane smoked weed everyday and died of overdose.
48: Ikea 44.0 strength, 7.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 34.0 entities, 46.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Ikea got run over by a car.
47: Red 41.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 43.5 entities, 22.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Red commits suicide over the newest editor.
46: TIE-Hivemind 5.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TIE-Hivemind became a schrodinger's cat and might have died.
45: OWAKS 24.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 51.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: OWAKS saw a slender figu- *STATIC*
44: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 27.0 entities, 35.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: InsertNameHere was slain by Purple
43: UOSS 53.0 strength, 2.0 dexterity, 22.0 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: UOSS: "KEEP AWAY!" They have been slain.
42: Crystal 60.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 34.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Crystal gave their entity lots of background, then died of grief when it was killed.
41: Tingle 0.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 15.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tingle was slain by Bender
40: Dark Pit 30.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Dark Pit realized that he/she could not exist.
39: FseftrAI 39.0 strength, 9.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 9.0 entities, 29.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: FseftrAI is Plauged by EAS tones. They kill him.
38: IreCreeper 120.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: IreCreeper gets stuffed into a Chica Suit.
37: Stan the Mime 50.0 strength, 60.0 dexterity, 9.3 intelligence, 48.0 entities, 30.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Stan the Mime was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
36: Proof 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 17.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Proof gets stuffed into a Bonnie Suit.
35: Bender 49.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 8.0 entities, 28.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bender died of battle wounds
34: Binary 55.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Binary suffered the fate of Kurak!.
33: Pokefan 32.5 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 51.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 43.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: While getting lost in a forest, something took Pokefan away, never to return.
32: Umbra 35.0 strength, 14.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 9.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Umbra was slain by Lothyra
31: Willow 5.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Willow was blasted into oblivion by a Crockercorp Ship.
30: Bleak 57.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 22.5 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Bleak's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
29: The Brick Wall 146.6 strength, 4.5 dexterity, 7.0 intelligence, 2.0 entities, 73.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Brick Wall was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
28: SBaHJ 41.0 strength, 33.0 dexterity, 6.0 intelligence, 84.0 entities, 23.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SBaHJ was slain by Raven
27: Zetta 50.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 62.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zetta's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web.
26: Amp 55.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 5.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Amp challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. Rage won.
25: Purple 0.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 90.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 37.05 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Purple died of battle wounds
24: NinjaV 59.6 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 4.0 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: NinjaV realized that he/she could not exist.
23: Kajiulord 76.0 strength, 3.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 52.0 entities, 7.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Kajiulord was slain by Engie
22: The Godmodder 21.0 strength, 20.0 dexterity, 59.0 intelligence, 37.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The Godmodder has died of dysentery.
21: SERPENT 30.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 29.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 32.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: SERPENT was not ready for Freddy.
20: Raven 10.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 24.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 34.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Raven died of battle wounds
19: Tempo 0.3 strength, 55.3 dexterity, 18.4 intelligence, 7.3 entities, 90.92 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tempo was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
18: Lothyra 20.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 14.5 intelligence, 23.3 entities, 37.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Lothyra was too weak-minded to survive the Twitch Hivemind's ramblings!.
17: Blue 14.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Blue's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
16: Vriska 60.04 strength, 42.7 dexterity, 33.35 intelligence, 33.42 entities, 34.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Vriska was slain by The L[]rd
15: The L[]rd 40.0 strength, 130.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 4.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: The L[]rd gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
14: 11 19.0 strength, 19.0 dexterity, 52.0 intelligence, 35.0 entities, 65.5 alchemies.
Cause of Death: 11 was slain by Tazz
13: /\stri/\ 50.3 strength, 43.8 dexterity, 27.4 intelligence, 16.6 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: /\stri/\ was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
12: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 63.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear EXCELSUS's mind broke from the stress of Exams.
11: Tricky 146.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 32.0 entities, 26.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tricky read a bad fanfic. It didn't go well.
10: Tazz 55.0 strength, 62.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 44.6 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Tazz found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death.
9: Maniac 49.15 strength, 52.05 dexterity, 23.45 intelligence, 45.4 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Maniac was slain by Shattered Bill Cipher
8: Zand 2.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 26.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 41.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Zand wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
7: Shattered Bill Cipher 28.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 21.3 intelligence, 17.0 entities, 61.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Shattered Bill Cipher was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
6: Wilson 35.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 36.0 entities, 58.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Wilson is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
5: Metal Gear RAY 73.1 strength, 15.4 dexterity, 43.74 intelligence, 25.3 entities, 39.6 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Metal Gear RAY became engie.
4: Engie 92.4 strength, 52.2 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 45.0 entities, 31.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Engie stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
3: Talist 30.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 37.0 intelligence, 43.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: Talist was slain by Hank
2: TECHPIECE 20.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 26.0 entities, 43.0 alchemies.
Cause of Death: TECHPIECE praised Dome, and was smote by Helix. For once, the loser of the final duel wasn't in 2nd place.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
But I got to use my comb rave this gameeeeeee
*cries*
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
...HOLY DAMN, THREE CHARACTERS I PUT IN ALMOST WON.
Also, kudos to RAY on surviving a stupidly long time despite starting with no entities and no alchemies.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Word to the wise: never say the Red Dragon's name in any way, shape, or form. Speaking from personal experience.
Hey, Hank won!
That'll show you all for murdering me so many times.
What the heck did I ever do to any of you?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I think Hank is actually the first person to win two games now...
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
See, the Protagonist DOES know his fighting.
He is clearly the superior warrior.
I mean, he survived five episodes of Tricky...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
If RAY had not become me, or I hadn't called Bill a dorito, maybe things would be different.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS