The OP Scale if the Narrative were ever to somehow obtain enough sentience.
Since the OP Scale passively negates the Author's powers, in addition to everyone else's, it could very well roll over the entire multiverse.
Theoretically at least.
The most powerful attack attempted is Paradox Dimentio's, even though the chaos heart, having been weakened in the dark carnival war, wouldn't have been able to wipe out the entire multiverse, it would have taken out all but the outermost reaches of the Trifecta. No other attacks attempted or alluded to have been capable of wiping out the entire Trifecta. Not even parking the Mainframe in Godcraft.
At most, driving the Mainframe through the Trifecta would throw everything around due to the natural gravity that comes with being gigantic. It would be hilarious. And would take a few hundred years to show any major effects, at least for anything not directly hit on the way through.
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If you mean in description, then yes, Piono, you are correct. But there were plenty of ENTITIE-WIPING ATTACKS since Dimentio. Just take SCP-2317 or whatever it's called! Also, fun fact, True Maniac was supposed to have an entitie wiping attack called GAME OVER. This would've also summoned OBLIVION. Sadly, Twin rejected it.
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Ah. Respectable, reading about the game can often be rather more fun. I suggest you seek out, say, Glazedcoast, Syrupleaf, !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, and Ravens Are Murder.
Ah. Respectable, reading about the game can often be rather more fun. I suggest you seek out, say, Glazedcoast, Syrupleaf, !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, and Ravens Are Murder.
Frankly, I think the problem is that I'm not used to the ASCII. It feels impenetrable. Even if it isn't.
Do you know any good tilesets?
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Also apparently in the next upd8 to DF actual research/progression of knowledge/tech trees will be added. Well, I'd better get ready to start creating a modern pack, 'cause the only real dwarf is one armed with a assault rifle.
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@Net; Either grab the mod known quite seriously as the "Lazy Newb Pack", or, if you're on a windows machine, just go ahead and grab the .24 version of Masterwork, since it includes a tileset system.
@Gutza; I think Masterwork has/had muskets and similar, and there's at least a few other mods out there with guns, not least one based around Wh40K hiveworlds.
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(In response to OP Attack question)
f you're asking about most-powerful attack if used to full potential with no OP Scale limiters or self-imposed limiters, then it would've been almost certainly my Transcendent's Arts Finale. Crystal essentially (limitedly) took over control of the forum game, and not the ingame forum game, the real one, to distract the Godmodder. (Or, well, that's my interpretation) He very easily could've just written in that the entire multiverse was destroyed except for Real-Earth and a few universes of his choice, jumped back in, and walked away whistling. Of course, Twin would have noped it if I'd attempted anything on that scale, since what I wrote was literally what happened, and so I voluntarily restricted my/Crystal's actions. And he's also not really the 'MASSIVE DESTRUCTION IS FUN' type. He keeps all of his stuff in the multiverse, too. And destroying anything on that massive scale would only be pointless. Wow, I'm only now thinking about the sheer potential of that attack. I almost kinda regret making it now.
(Of course, I might be biased towards interpreting it as powerful because I made it.)
@Net; Either grab the mod known quite seriously as the "Lazy Newb Pack", or, if you're on a windows machine, just go ahead and grab the .24 version of Masterwork, since it includes a tileset system.
@Gutza; I think Masterwork has/had muskets and similar, and there's at least a few other mods out there with guns, not least one based around Wh40K hiveworlds.
Thanks for the advice.
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I don't really know about the style thing, but I certainly enjoyed Syrupleaf a great deal, and there's always Deathgate and Murdermachines for that good old Terry/bodysnatching action.
Edit; also, Heashoots, if that wasn't an obvious one.
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I know some pretty stupid stuff can happen in Dwarf Fortress, such as smashing in someone's head so hard the pieces fly off and kill you or killing a bronze colossus with a fluffy warbler, but I've never really played it.
And, the more I think about the possibility of being GM, the more nervous I get. Forget the long political speech, the prospect is plain scary to be honest. I just hope someone else can help. And I want to have some formulas to calculate entity stats and attack damage. What guidelines are currently used, Twin?
I don't think being GM in and of itself is scary, I'd be more worried about whether or not the players actually like the game. From what I've seen your posts are fairly creative and well written, so I for one would enjoy the game.
@DwarfFortress What we really need is multiplayer.
I hope we've all read Boatmurdered. I really hope.
...any other good Dorf Fortress stories in the style of Boatmurdered? I've never checked, honestly.
Sparkgear, Battlefailed. Specifically, Battlefailed is called 2010's Boatmurdered IIRC.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
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I know some pretty stupid stuff can happen in Dwarf Fortress, such as smashing in someone's head so hard the pieces fly off and kill you or killing a bronze colossus with a fluffy warbler, but I've never really played it.
And, the more I think about the possibility of being GM, the more nervous I get. Forget the long political speech, the prospect is plain scary to be honest. I just hope someone else can help. And I want to have some formulas to calculate entity stats and attack damage. What guidelines are currently used, Twin?
Talist, you'll be FINE. Just keep up your writing quality and it'll be epic.
I have Twin's entity table sitting around here somewhere...
*fluffy wambler.
Instant Summon = Mind-Controlled Instantly
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Caution, the above is subject to change for any number of reasons, not the least including this being pretty old.
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Hey, Surprise. Its the 12th Hunger Games! I remade the duel method. You won't notice much of a change, but it should be able to handle the passive interactions better. For example, now if someone dies of retaliation damage, it should account for that. Anyway, this game has a great ending.
And... people like my writing? How nice. Especially because I sometimes rip quotes strait out of popular books when they apply. For example, the line "his tears dropping onto the cold, dead earth which soaks up blood, tears and perfume with the same indifference," came from And... people like my writing? How nice. Especially because I sometimes rip quotes strait out of popular books when they apply. For example, the line "his tears dropping onto the cold, dead earth which soaks up blood, tears and perfume with the same indifference," came from Their Eyes Were Watching God. Well, time to practice my writing some more by commentating on these games. Well, time to practice my writing some more by commentating on these games.
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Talist gains passive number 39 Tempo gains passive number 43 Engie gains passive number 45 Purple gains passive number 5 TECHPIECE gains passive number 27 IreCreeper gains passive number 51 Blue gains passive number 18 Red gains passive number 21 FseftrAI gains passive number 31 SERPENT gains passive number 8 /\stri/\ gains passive number 30 /\stri/\ gains passive number 2 Raven gains passive number 30 Tazz gains passive number 44 Crystal gains passive number 20 Crystal gains passive number 39 Crystal gains passive number 17 Netpatham gains passive number 21 Netpatham gains passive number 20 Netpatham gains passive number 1 The L[]rd gains passive number 12 The L[]rd gains passive number 42 The L[]rd gains passive number 53 Maniac gains passive number 33 Maniac gains passive number 32 Maniac gains passive number 19 Midna gains passive number 30 Midna gains passive number 22 Midna gains passive number 49 Amp gains passive number 45 InsertNameHere gains passive number 3 The Godmodder gains passive number 36 Pane gains passive number 15 Pane gains passive number 11 Pane gains passive number 7 Scratch gains passive number 41 Scratch gains passive number 4 Binary gains passive number 46 Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 13 Lothyra gains passive number 53 Lothyra gains passive number 2 Lothyra gains passive number 48 Bender gains passive number 35 Bender gains passive number 16 Bender gains passive number 14 NinjaV gains passive number 36 NinjaV gains passive number 5 NinjaV gains passive number 4 Umbra gains passive number 36 Umbra gains passive number 46 Umbra gains passive number 53 Kajiulord gains passive number 17 Kajiulord gains passive number 4 Kajiulord gains passive number 11 Pit gains passive number 51 The Brick Wall gains passive number 5 Geometry Dash gains passive number 4 Magic Cueball gains passive number 23 The Alchemiter gains passive number 33 The Boss Vortex gains passive number 25 Piono gains passive number 36 Eric gains passive number 18 Tricky gains passive number 27 Hank gains passive number 16 Vriska gains passive number 25 11 gains passive number 47 11 gains passive number 28 SBaHJ gains passive number 7 UOSS gains passive number 5 UOSS gains passive number 26 UOSS gains passive number 38 Pricy gains passive number 48 Stan the Mime gains passive number 20 Wilson gains passive number 27 Bleak gains passive number 6 Proof gains passive number 18 Ikea gains passive number 21 OWAKS gains passive number 11 Willow gains passive number 37 TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 37 Split gains passive number 14 Build gains passive number 9 Build gains passive number 26 Build gains passive number 49 Zetta gains passive number 35 Zand gains passive number 23 Dark Pit gains passive number 26 Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 10 Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 11 Tingle gains passive number 2 Pokefan gains passive number 41 Springtrap gains passive number 38
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor! Pricy was so weak, they took 21 damage! Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 21 damage! Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 27 times! Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him! Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 24 damage to him! That's 117 damage before the game starts... He has so many negative passives, I don't really know how they work together. Build got a package! Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 2 damage to him! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
Bloodbath
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And they're off!
Purple and Vriska grapple over the Banhammer. TECHPIECE's Entities were slaughtered by Pit without warning. Pricy uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War. Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 3 times!
And then Pricy died of it! And... gone. Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here. WELCOME Bleak, git rkt m8. Stan the Mime found blueprints for a Mech. Shattered Bill Cipher and Springtrap were shipped so fast Maniac had to break it up. 11 remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
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Scratch VS. Tazz Tazz's strength overpowered Scratch's entities! (64.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense) Tazz dealt 58 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 49.0 HP and Tazz has 100.0 HP
Scratch's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) Scratch dealt 25 damage! Scratch took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 45.0 HP and Tazz has 75.0 HP
Tazz's alchemies overpowered Scratch's intelligence! (67.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense) Tazz dealt 7 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 75.0 HP
Scratch's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (61.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) Scratch dealt 37 damage! Scratch took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 33.0 HP and Tazz has 38.0 HP
Scratch's intelligence blocked Tazz's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Current HP: Scratch has 33.0 HP and Tazz has 38.0 HP
Scratch's strength overpowered Tazz's strength! (56.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) Scratch dealt 12 damage! Scratch took 2 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 32.0 HP and Tazz has 26.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered Scratch's strength! (52.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense) Tazz dealt 13 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 21.0 HP and Tazz has 26.0 HP
Scratch's strength overpowered Tazz's alchemies! (60.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense) Scratch dealt 1 damage! Scratch took 0 damage in retaliation! It was so weak, 1/5 of that rounded down to 0. That might be the first time anyone has hit a 1.
Current HP: Scratch has 21.0 HP and Tazz has 25.0 HP
Tazz's dexterity overpowered Scratch's entities! (91.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Tazz dealt 66 damage! Current HP: Scratch has -37.0 HP and Tazz has 25.0 HP
Tazz has killed Scratch! Well, that was pretty long.
Zand stepped on a spider. CONGRATS! YOU HAVE AT LEAST 5 STRENGTH! Maniac spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee. Eric made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova. Metal Gear EXCELSUS somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying. Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him! Midna found an interesting journal. UOSS finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Shattered Bill Cipher finds the Alchemiter. Sweet! Piono found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death. SBaHJ failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time. Red found an interesting journal. Compare it to Midna's. See who has the more interesting one. Kajiulord wound up on the wrong end of The Bane. UOSS realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. Magic Cueball stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. Tazz, will it blend? What? no? Geometry Dash died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 15 times! Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 15 damage to him! Build prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly. SERPENT bathed in blood. Dark Pit made a compromise with the OP scale. Engie managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. Gee. That happened again. Sorry. Bender found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice. /\stri/\ hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard. The Boss Vortex attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 6 damage! The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage! The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! The Boss Vortex's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him! Netpatham realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear. Zetta undergoes a Split from the stress. Vriska managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us. The Alchemiter grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh... FseftrAI grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke. FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 24 damage! The Alchemiter uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
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Zand VS. FseftrAI Zand's strength overpowered FseftrAI's strength! (74.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) Zand dealt 22 damage! Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
Zand's strength blocked FseftrAI's dexterity! (41.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI's intelligence blocked Zand's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered Zand's entities! (115.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) FseftrAI dealt 138 damage! Current HP: Zand has -73.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI has killed Zand! NO! The spider stepper has fallen!
Wilson wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Just grab one. 11 digs a hole and hides! SERPENT ran away from a Mechora Worm. Pane realized that they needed to become smarter to not die later on, and studied hard. Tazz casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! NinjaV finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. Stan the Mime realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries. Erics entities rebelled, betraying their creator and killing them! Dark Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest. Crystal grabs Lil' Cal and Curses The Godmodder before absconding. Not a good start for Richard. The L[]rd has accquired iAntimak Carbine. Bender watched in horror as their entities were slaughtered in the brawl. Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 3 times! Wilson realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Wilson pro wrestler mode, ACTIVATE Geometry Dash got the keys to the Abomination. Proof thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end. Hank ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead. /\stri/\ found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities. Zetta stole Oryx's shotgun.
The reaper is calling Springtrap's name!. Purple guy... your time has come... Springtrap went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times! Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him! Proof casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Red finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 1/5 found
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Ikea VS. InsertNameHere Ikea's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (95.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Ikea dealt 53 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 100.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 47.0 HP
InsertNameHere's entities overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 61 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 39.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 47.0 HP
Ikea's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) Ikea dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 39.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 26.0 HP
InsertNameHere's dexterity overpowered Ikea's alchemies! (75.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense) InsertNameHere dealt 39 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 0.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 26.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Ikea! Exact lethal.
InsertNameHere and Lothyra were shipped so fast Metal Gear EXCELSUS had to break it up. That's two broken ships. Talist realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. I'm going to hit the gym with Wilson. NinjaV is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. The Brick Wall gets into a long argument with Crystal, ignoring all the supplies. The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! The Brick Wall died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity. The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! The Brick Wall's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him! Binary wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Again, aren't you trying to destroy Minecraft? InsertNameHere entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes. InsertNameHere avoided getting poked. Binary realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. Snakejitsu. The Godmodder teleports away at a rapid pace. Umbra looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He's back from the gym. Raven stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. Lothyra got the keys to the Abomination. Tingle teleports away at a rapid pace. Stan the Mime had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!. The Godmodder secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start! TECHPIECE finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!. Split attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Tempo navigated the Antichamber with ease. Pokefan checked the cameras and closed the door in time. Metal Gear RAY uses Timestepping and flees. Split accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster. Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times! TIE-Hivemind runs off into the distance. Raven ran away from a Mechora Worm. Build finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 2/5 found Midna stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job. FseftrAI realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. Pokefan and Tingle grapple over the Banhammer. Tingle came back to try and grab the 2nd Banhammer. OWAKS finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
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The L[]rd VS. The Boss Vortex The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered The Boss Vortex's strength! (98.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense) The L[]rd dealt 110 damage! Current HP: The L[]rd has 100.0 HP and The Boss Vortex has -38.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed The Boss Vortex! That was quick.
Talist realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. I'm going to get SOO RIPPED! Tempo uses Timestepping and flees. IreCreeper worked on a mech with Metal Gear RAY.
It was ruined thanks to Metal Gear RAY. Huh. Don't know how you work? OWAKS hugged Netpatham.
The reaper is calling Amp's name!. Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him! Amp woke up TIE-Hivemind. TIE-Hivemind blamed the cactus. Yeah. The cactus put me to sleep.
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Blue VS. Willow Willow's strength overpowered Blue's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense) Willow dealt 6 damage! Current HP: Blue has 94.0 HP and Willow has 65.0 HP
Blue's intelligence overpowered Willow's strength! (84.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense) Blue dealt 34 damage! Blue took 6 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Blue has 88.0 HP and Willow has 31.0 HP
Willow's dexterity overpowered Blue's intelligence! (76.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense) Willow dealt 48 damage! Current HP: Blue has 40.0 HP and Willow has 31.0 HP
Blue's entities overpowered Willow's entities! (68.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense) Blue dealt 54 damage! Blue took 10 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Blue has 30.0 HP and Willow has -23.0 HP
Blue has killed Willow! Oh come on.
Hank attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources. Blue tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. Yeah, that's what you get! Killing Willow that quickly... The L[]rd narrowly misses Umbra with an arrow, then keeps running. Tricky casually traded their soul for extra alchemies. Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times! Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him! Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2
Pokefan Challenges TECHPIECE to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw! Tricky and The L[]rd went Trickster, chasing away Split and Shattered Bill Cipher.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Shattered Bill Cipher was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. Amp successfully shooshpapped Gamzee. Split ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times!
And then Split died of it! Death by Dorito.
Umbra is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Statue kills: 2 Vriska insta summoned a player. Maniac became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Maniac was so weak, they took 20 damage! Maniac's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Tempo insulted Build's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem. The L[]rd reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library. Metal Gear RAY, The Brick Wall, and Build encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. TIE-Hivemind encountered Pharaoh Man! TIE-Hivemind was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man. TIE-Hivemind took 50 damage! TECHPIECE stole the heart of OWAKS. Quite literally.OWAKS was so weak, they took 52 damage! OWAKS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Binary Challenges Purple to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
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IreCreeper VS. The Godmodder IreCreeper's strength overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (48.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense) IreCreeper dealt 25 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
IreCreeper's entities blocked The Godmodder's dexterity! (43.0 attack vs. 78.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength blocked IreCreeper's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's entities overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 55 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 45.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength blocked IreCreeper's intelligence! (50.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 45.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (77.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 38 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 7.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
IreCreeper's dexterity overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (83.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense) IreCreeper dealt 59 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 7.0 HP and The Godmodder has 28.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's dexterity! (60.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense) The Godmodder dealt 16 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has -9.0 HP and The Godmodder has 28.0 HP
The Godmodder has killed IreCreeper! But now, Richard can't regen. Not looking good.
Tricky is messily devoured by a killer rabbit. Binary went for a work out. Amp says "Hello Meatbags1" to Hank then departs for flubbing the line. Tingle became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Tingle was so weak, they took 30 damage! Tingle's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won. UOSS worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!. Bender remembered about grammar.
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause. SERPENT read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
MK-Watson-A decided to join Hank's cause. 2/3 of my entities. Tempo celebrated their cake-day!.
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Metal Gear RAY VS. Springtrap Springtrap's dexterity blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (43.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Metal Gear RAY's strength blocked Springtrap's intelligence! (42.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Springtrap's dexterity blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (41.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Springtrap's intelligence overpowered Metal Gear RAY's entities! (27.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense) Springtrap dealt 0 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP. Good job. You're the first person to ever deal 0 damage in a hit. Good job.
Metal Gear RAY's intelligence overpowered Springtrap's entities! (74.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense) Metal Gear RAY dealt 47 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has -2.0 HP
Metal Gear RAY has killed Springtrap!
Tingle rallied the masses to their aid. How? Pane summons an ultra-complex death entity. The Godmodder's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. The Godmodder managed to stab themself in the foot for 190 damage!
And then The Godmodder died of it! Well... the Godmodder never does very well in these games.
Vriska became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Purple's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Purple managed to stab themself in the foot for 126 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Maniac used a Spoil to summon temporary help.Maniac's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Crystal spends some time using the Alchemiter.
Whoa! Ikea faked their own death but is back now! Back from exact lethal. Pit praises the Helix Fossil!. Stan the Mime grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it. Talist is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Proof's cause. Hank wasn't good enough? UOSS finds an Ancestral Artifact. Zetta wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises. Zetta throws some alchemies into SCP-882. Tazz is starting to feel the fallout...Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
/\stri/\ made a compromise with the OP scale. OWAKS went on a massive alchemiting binge. Proof was watching and saw some codes. Metal Gear RAY, Zetta, and The Alchemiter encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it. /\stri/\ found a Buster Sword, and trained to wield it! TIE-Hivemind looked up the necronomicon.TIE-Hivemind went insane and bashed their head against a wall 110 times!
And then TIE-Hivemind died of it!
Stan the Mime checked the cameras and closed the door in time. Metal Gear EXCELSUS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic. Metal Gear EXCELSUS looked up the necronomicon.Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 200 times!
And then Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of it!
Netpatham got the Skull Barrier. Pane discussed plans to hunt monsters with Bender. Panes plan was sound, and Bender went along with it! They then looted some sick gear! Ikea managed to flee the fire! Stan the Mime found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE. Ikea, Red, The Brick Wall, and SERPENT sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. A brick wall. Best campfire buddy ever. Wilson wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises. Wilson throws some alchemies into SCP-882. Bomb it with potions! Dark Pit went for a work out.
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UOSS VS. Dark Pit UOSS's alchemies blocked Dark Pit's dexterity! (92.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and Dark Pit has 100.0 HP
UOSS's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's intelligence! (135.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) UOSS dealt 145 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and Dark Pit has -45.0 HP
UOSS has killed Dark Pit! One shotted.
GLaDOS ran FseftrAI through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 8 damage to him!
Talist, The Alchemiter, and Tazz exchange Alchemies. Exchange alchemies with the Alchemiter? Sounds good. Geometry Dash became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 9 times!
FseftrAI ascends to the skies, leaving the game permanently. I've had enough of GLaDOS. Peace. 11 got the Metal Blades. Midna realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it. Raven noticed an extremly rare beatle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. You could already fly, right? Red wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment. InsertNameHere stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. Geometry Dash Was unable to post three times. Drat. 11 summons an ultra-complex death entity. Netpatham was ambushed by things that go bump in the night. Wilson ripped off their hand to appease a monster. ... uh... you don't really have hands... an ear then? Raven smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab. Lothyra wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
OWAKS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Talist VS. SERPENT GO ME! Those 2 gym sessions should be good for something. SERPENT's strength overpowered Talist's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense) SERPENT dealt 63 damage! Current HP: Talist has 45.0 HP and SERPENT has 100.0 HP Ow.
Talist's intelligence overpowered SERPENT's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) Talist dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Talist has 45.0 HP and SERPENT has 67.0 HP
SERPENT's entities overpowered Talist's dexterity! (45.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense) SERPENT dealt 2 damage! Current HP: Talist has 44.0 HP and SERPENT has 67.0 HP Not so ow.
Talist's dexterity overpowered SERPENT's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 18.0 defense) Talist dealt 36 damage! Current HP: Talist has 44.0 HP and SERPENT has 31.0 HP
SERPENT's alchemies overpowered Talist's dexterity! (75.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense) SERPENT dealt 76 damage! Current HP: Talist has -22.0 HP and SERPENT has 31.0 HP
SERPENT has killed Talist! Oh come on. I never rolled strength once.
Tazz awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Red sun over paradise... Vriska will not forget it. Amp is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness. The Brick Wall wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. Zetta got their inventory jpeg'd.Zetta's alchemies backfired, dealing 143 damage to him!
And then Zetta died of it!
OWAKS works on their backstory.OWAKS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Raven enters Totality with their Split. For now. You have one? Good for you. Tazz is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary. Binary noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! Probably set up by someone who wasn't convinced the moon doesn't exist. The L[]rd took some time off from hunting to train. Ikea managed to trick /\stri/\ and Tingle into fighting!Tingle was so weak, they took 6 damage!
Stan the Mime chose the right time to RP. Tempo enters Totality with their Split. For now. And you also have a split? Metal Gear RAY and Raven fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. The power of Totality should help you. Pane managed to trick Pit and The L[]rd into fighting! Pane is accosted by Clippy all night. OWAKS bandaged their wounds. Geometry Dash starved. The one thing we told you not to do... Not enough sorrow to fuel it. Crystal wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender. Ikea used dark magic to suck the life out of Build. /\stri/\ spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither. TECHPIECE and Vriska fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. Build managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. Tempo sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual. Bender heard a distant howl...Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Hank managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. Metal Gear RAY ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 64 times!
Tingle suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Maniac.Tingle went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Oh dear Notch. Trickster Tingle.
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Tingle VS. Pokefan Tingle's strength overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense) Tingle dealt 3 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 84.0 HP and Pokefan has 98.0 HP
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Tingle's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 92 damage! Current HP: Tingle has -8.0 HP and Pokefan has 98.0 HP
Pokefan has killed Tingle! Well, at least the horror of Trickster Tingle wasn't long for this world.
Red read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Hank facepalms over goanna's idiocy. The Alchemiter hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause. So Pokefan wasn't good enough for yo- wait... you already are with Pokefan... Wilson and The Brick Wall had a tea party. Turns out, the Brick Wall has some great stories to tell. The Alchemiter became engie. Our new local universe eater. Wonderful. Bender matrix-dodges an arrow from Lothyra, then retreats!. Wilson successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System. Maniac awakens to the sight of UOSS and TECHPIECE attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.Maniac was so weak, they took 20 damage! Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage! Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Amp managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker. Red beat Crystal silly with a pineapple. 11 realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it. Binary studied the Dark Arts. Stan the Mime remembered about grammar. 11's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. 11 managed to stab themself in the foot for 136 damage!
And then 11 died of it! My code was such a mess, it crashed your computer even though you never edited it.
Pokefan bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Proof's cause. Again, you're already with Proof! Sheesh. UOSS was caught in a freak rainstorm!UOSS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Proof awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun. Lothyra insta summoned a player. SERPENT became engie. Who is the better Engie? The Alchemiter or Serpent? Vote today!
Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Proof got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. +100 strength Build thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real. Hank was hit by the Moon. The L[]rd was injured by Pokefan's bow, but managed to escape!. Ikea was watching when a nuke went off. OWAKS tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.OWAKS was so weak, they took 2 damage! OWAKS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
The L[]rd successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System. Binary praises the Helix Fossil!. Proof is starting to feel the fallout... Tempo scaled a large tree, then spotted Pane who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods. Raven read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits". Vriska smoked weed everyday and died of overdose. Lothyra wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it. Lothyra is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Apparently, the statue didn't like it. Statue kills: 3 Bender tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?. Maniac worked on a mech with The Brick Wall.
But it exploded! Maniac took 20 damage! Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! The Brick Wall took 20 damage! Stan the Mime managed to trick The Brick Wall and Build into fighting! Brick wall SMASH Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years. Ikea managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence. Metal Gear RAY stole the heart of Tempo. Quite literally.Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times!
And then Metal Gear RAY died of it! Wait... Ray stole Tempo's heart, but Ray died?
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause. LeiShi has joined Pokefan's cause 3 times now. Red was turned into a newt. But they got better. Amp's newest entity was Nerfed.Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
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Stan the Mime VS. Pane Stan the Mime's intelligence overpowered Pane's intelligence! (80.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 11 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 89.0 HP
Stan the Mime's intelligence blocked Pane's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 89.0 HP
Stan the Mime's alchemies overpowered Pane's strength! (44.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 57 damage! Pane was so weak, they took 16 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's entities! (99.0 attack vs. 93.0 defense) Pane dealt 8 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 93.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies blocked Stan the Mime's alchemies! (35.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 93.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's intelligence! (92.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense) Pane dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 65.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's entities blocked Stan the Mime's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 65.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's intelligence overpowered Stan the Mime's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense) Pane dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 47.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Stan the Mime's intelligence overpowered Pane's dexterity! (76.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense) Stan the Mime dealt 29 damage! Pane was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 47.0 HP and Pane has -23.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed Pane!
UOSS expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. UOSS tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails. Pit spends their turn attacking Stan the Mime's summons. Binary rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. OWAKS gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit. Tazz unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Stan the Mime.Stan the Mime was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Tazz expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude. Amp listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy. Maniac and Wilson both injured each other in a fight before running off.Maniac was so weak, they took 10 damage! Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Raven Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win. Red bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder. TECHPIECE entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes. TECHPIECE avoided getting poked.
Tempo was so weak, they took 1 damage! Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 0 times! 0 times? Huh? TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times! Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
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Wilson bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. He has enough cash for it. Amp, git rkt m8. Red did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity. Binary rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination. Tazz plots with Binary against Raven and Stan the Mime. TECHPIECE overhears. And then Tazz died of it! Huh? Died of plotting? What?
Red starved. The one thing we told you not to do... UOSS invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result. The L[]rd praises the Helix Fossil!. The Brick Wall was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death. Tempo spends the night confused about Pokefan's side character.Tempo was so weak, they took 11 damage! Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 8 damage! Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 11 times! Maybe your Split can help you figure it out.
Pit awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 26 times!
A projectile whistles past Tempo, but they ignored it.Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage!
Build hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Maniac's cause. That's 3 changes of allegiance. Raven gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God! Build managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. You've pulled two from there actually. TECHPIECE awakens to the sight of The L[]rd and Maniac attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times! The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
And then Maniac died of it! Well, Watson made a poor choice.
Ikea dreams of alchemies to come. Proof wonders what the heck is going on with this game. Ikea navigated the Antichamber with ease. Pokefan resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC! Proof saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them. Stan the Mime tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
Tempo was so weak, they took 2 damage! Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage! Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times! TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Wilson Introduces a load of Side Characters. Wilson kills off his Side Characters. That was quick. Yeah, who needs side characters anyway? Pshhh... Build was not ready for Freddy.
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UOSS VS. Proof UOSS's entities overpowered Proof's intelligence! (102.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense) UOSS dealt 57 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 43.0 HP
UOSS's strength blocked Proof's dexterity! (37.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 43.0 HP
UOSS's dexterity overpowered Proof's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense) UOSS dealt 7 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
UOSS's entities blocked Proof's dexterity! (55.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's strength blocked UOSS's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 129.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's alchemies overpowered UOSS's alchemies! (126.0 attack vs. 101.0 defense) Proof dealt 36 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 65.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's alchemies blocked UOSS's dexterity! (43.0 attack vs. 97.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 65.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's entities overpowered UOSS's entities! (152.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense) Proof dealt 110 damage! Current HP: UOSS has -45.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP COMEBACK
Proof has killed UOSS!
Pit's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. SPLATTER Pokefan, TECHPIECE, The L[]rd, Ikea, Binary and Tempo do a flash mob. Raven looted a corpse. TECHPIECE wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time. The L[]rd became irritated at the fact that their color is missing. Ikea spends a 5 post charge to make a tent. Binary became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Tempo was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch. Raven stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. BUT WITHOUT RAGE! Proof stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. That's like... the 3rd time someone has called Bill a Dorito.
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Pokefan made a compromise with the OP scale. The L[]rd went on a massive alchemiting binge. Wilson was watching and saw some codes. The L[]rd facepalms over goanna's idiocy.The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
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Raven VS. Binary Raven's intelligence overpowered Binary's intelligence! (100.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense) Raven dealt 41 damage! Current HP: Raven has 100.0 HP and Binary has 59.0 HP
Binary's intelligence overpowered Raven's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) Binary dealt 36 damage! Current HP: Raven has 70.0 HP and Binary has 59.0 HP
Raven's entities overpowered Binary's strength! (62.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense) Raven dealt 17 damage! Current HP: Raven has 70.0 HP and Binary has 42.0 HP
Binary's dexterity overpowered Raven's strength! (101.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense) Binary dealt 42 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 42.0 HP
Raven's entities overpowered Binary's alchemies! (69.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense) Raven dealt 25 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 17.0 HP
Raven's dexterity blocked Binary's alchemies! (92.0 attack vs. 92.0 defense)
Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 17.0 HP
Raven's strength overpowered Binary's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense) Raven dealt 34 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has -17.0 HP
Raven has killed Binary!
TECHPIECE wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 21 times!
Pokefan became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Preach with Leishi by your side! TECHPIECE was turned into a newt. But they got better.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 16 times!
Ikea tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
While getting lost in a forest, something took Raven away, never to return.
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Pokefan had their hacks disabled!. Ikea was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again. The L[]rd was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs. TECHPIECE could not fight the Homestuck. TRIPLE KILL
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Wilson VS. Pokefan FINAL DUEL! HERE WE GO! Looking at the stats, it seems Pokefan has the upper hand. Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Wilson's strength! (91.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 72.0 HP and Pokefan has 102.0 HP
Wilson's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (98.0 attack vs. 78.0 defense) Wilson dealt 15 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 72.0 HP and Pokefan has 89.0 HP
Pokefan's intelligence overpowered Wilson's alchemies! (91.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 68 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 14.0 HP and Pokefan has 89.0 HP
Wilson bounces backwards from the blast and skids across the ground before stopping against a rock. He looks up and snarls slightly.
",palatino">No... I won't die here! My thread WILL wind on! It will NOT END HERE!
Unbreakable Spirit ACTIVATED! +20 to all stats! Wilson counters with an endless number of bolts of Foxfire, all streaking through the air and exploding like fireworks. Pokefan is far too slow to move out of the way.
Wilson's strength overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense) Wilson dealt 80 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 14.0 HP and Pokefan has 20.0 HP Sheesh. Pokefan has some good damage resistance.
Pokefan draws out a rapier cracking with ice he alchemized during the games. With it, he faints a lunge towards Wilson, who leaps to the right. But, Pokefan had prepared for that and turns the stab into a brutal slash across Wilson's side.
Pokefan's alchemies overpowered Wilson's entities! (119.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense) Pokefan dealt 64 damage! Current HP: Wilson has -41.0 HP and Pokefan has 20.0 HP
Wilson stops midmotion and slowly looks down at the blood flowing freely from his side. He places one of his paws against the wound and then pulls it back, staring in disbelief at his blood.
",palatino">",palatino">I guess... this is it... I'm... I'm dying... this is where it ends... this... is where I die... Well... well fought...
And with that, he collaspes onto the ground with a little poof of dust, his blood slowly spreading across the earth which, once again, soaks up tears, blood, and perfume with the same indiference. Somewhere deep inside Wilson's fading concousness, he opens his eyes. His mind was clouded with the dull pain coming from his side and he couldn't see anything, just a black void. Apart from the pain, the only thing he could feel was a faint sensation of being pulled upwards. So... this is what death was like. He supposed it wasn't too bad. It was kinda calming actually. He could live with this. Or rather, die with this. But... if he really was dead... the his dream ended here. He wouldn't be able to ever brew another potion. He'd never look over the world in the cool night breeze again. He'd never be able to feel that warm sensation that comes from helping another soul. And, he'd be forgotten here. He'd just be a casualty. But no... he wanted to be a hero. He wanted to fight on for others. He wanted to live! There had to be something he could do... anything!
In a nonspecific point in his mind, a coin flipped upwards into the air, spinning and reflecting light like a diamond. One side of the coin was as black as the backdrop of the stars themselves and had a potion bottle etched into it. The other side shined pure gold and had a fox's face etched into it. The coin spun gracefully through the air before landing on the ground with a clear, resounding ping that echoed throughout Wilson's mind. The golden side was face up. Tails.
He ransacked through himself, looking for his bond with Inari. Finding it, he heaved on it, pulling every last ounce of power from Inari and from the legends. He felt a surge of power flow through him and a wonderful sensation of lightness. Kitsune are spirits by nature, and their souls are bound to the earth. Laiko forced himself downwards, back to the earth and back to the living. There was a glorious flash of light and he reappeared before Pokefan. Wilson has mega evolved into Ascendant Laiko! His fur has turned the color of pure, refined gold and he has his full assortment of 9 tails.
I... can see... Everything! Did you miss me? I'm sure you did.You can't keep this guy dead! Now, lets do this! Come on then!
Laiko dashes around Pokefan, seeming to vanish and appear at random. He pelts him from all sides with small shots of Foxfire, each enfused with different elements, from spirit, to wind, to sound, to nature, to thunder.
Laiko's dexterity overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (96.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Laiko dealt 23 damage! Current HP: Laiko has 1.0 HP and Pokefan has 0.0 HP
Laiko has killed Pokefan! Note: I swear I did NOT cheat in this result. Wilson actually did survive the attack with 1 HP left due to Will to Survive. Then he really did get exact lethal damage. I just added a little more... flair to it. Best duel so far. This is what I would have done if Wilson died in the actual game. And Insert, Ascendant Laiko is the closest you'll probably ever get to seeing Trickster Wilson.
Results
Laiko is the winner with these stats...
67.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 50.42 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 41.2 alchemies. This reading is after the +20 to everything and the -40 intelligence from killing a tribute BTW.
Epilog:
Laiko stands over his defeated foe, laughing and flourishing his tails around.
Ha! I won! I did it! I told you my thread will wind on! You didn't believe me then, but what do you think now? Huh? Nothing? Yeah that's right because I won! Ha! HA!
Laiko does a graceful backflip off of Pokefan, arcing electricity and flames behind him. He lands on his feet and starts laughing again. A horrible laugh, like a hyena's. Laiko falls over in hysterics, laughing his head off. His mind was clouded, covered not with the clouds of pain anymore, but a different kind of cloud. They were the white fluffy kind that seems so friendly, yet still obscure the sun. Something about Laiko's laugh broke through all those clouds and actually regestered to the oppressed rational part of his mind. And it terrified him. He became more terrified than he had ever been with any run in with Death's Sythe. That rational spark in his mind stuggled and thrashed against the smothering clouds before eventually, breaking free.
I won! I did it! I killed you! I killed... you... I... I... killed... dead... I... ... ...
Suddenly, all of Laiko's tails vanished into light and his fur dulled back to its normal color. The wonderful feeling of lightness left him and Wilson was left feeling heavier than he ever had before. He was burdoned down with the weight of what he had just done.
I... NO! I'm so sorry! I- I- I didn't mean it! I... No! What have I done? In seeking my dream, I broke another! I'm sorry! I'm a monster!
Then he runs off into the distance, ignoring the Tal-Co winner's ship parked next to him. After some scans and scouting missions, Wilson is eventually found standing under a lone tree where he was forced to come on board and enjoy himself, despite all his screaming and protesting. He eats very little and during the winner's tour, he makes eye contact with no one at all. Even when he's being led to his big new fancy house, he just thanked the staff and walked in without lifting his eyes from the ground. He's rarely seen for months and people walking past his house at night sometimes hear him crying or cursing Inari. And yes, I actually did flip a coin to determine which ending he would get. The Ascendant Wilson ending was pretty similar though.
Hey, eating things can be an attack too! It's in my Combat Operandi list, too.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Yeah, I know. But you're *just* a universe eater. There are more powerful things.
He scream
The OP Scale if the Narrative were ever to somehow obtain enough sentience.
Since the OP Scale passively negates the Author's powers, in addition to everyone else's, it could very well roll over the entire multiverse.
Theoretically at least.
The most powerful attack attempted is Paradox Dimentio's, even though the chaos heart, having been weakened in the dark carnival war, wouldn't have been able to wipe out the entire multiverse, it would have taken out all but the outermost reaches of the Trifecta. No other attacks attempted or alluded to have been capable of wiping out the entire Trifecta. Not even parking the Mainframe in Godcraft.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
At most, driving the Mainframe through the Trifecta would throw everything around due to the natural gravity that comes with being gigantic. It would be hilarious. And would take a few hundred years to show any major effects, at least for anything not directly hit on the way through.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
If you mean in description, then yes, Piono, you are correct. But there were plenty of ENTITIE-WIPING ATTACKS since Dimentio. Just take SCP-2317 or whatever it's called! Also, fun fact, True Maniac was supposed to have an entitie wiping attack called GAME OVER. This would've also summoned OBLIVION. Sadly, Twin rejected it.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I don't play, but I read.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Ah. Respectable, reading about the game can often be rather more fun. I suggest you seek out, say, Glazedcoast, Syrupleaf, !!DRUNK FORTRESS!!, and Ravens Are Murder.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Frankly, I think the problem is that I'm not used to the ASCII. It feels impenetrable. Even if it isn't.
Do you know any good tilesets?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Also apparently in the next upd8 to DF actual research/progression of knowledge/tech trees will be added. Well, I'd better get ready to start creating a modern pack, 'cause the only real dwarf is one armed with a assault rifle.
@Net; Either grab the mod known quite seriously as the "Lazy Newb Pack", or, if you're on a windows machine, just go ahead and grab the .24 version of Masterwork, since it includes a tileset system.
@Gutza; I think Masterwork has/had muskets and similar, and there's at least a few other mods out there with guns, not least one based around Wh40K hiveworlds.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
(In response to OP Attack question)
f you're asking about most-powerful attack if used to full potential with no OP Scale limiters or self-imposed limiters, then it would've been almost certainly my Transcendent's Arts Finale. Crystal essentially (limitedly) took over control of the forum game, and not the ingame forum game, the real one, to distract the Godmodder. (Or, well, that's my interpretation) He very easily could've just written in that the entire multiverse was destroyed except for Real-Earth and a few universes of his choice, jumped back in, and walked away whistling. Of course, Twin would have noped it if I'd attempted anything on that scale, since what I wrote was literally what happened, and so I voluntarily restricted my/Crystal's actions. And he's also not really the 'MASSIVE DESTRUCTION IS FUN' type. He keeps all of his stuff in the multiverse, too. And destroying anything on that massive scale would only be pointless. Wow, I'm only now thinking about the sheer potential of that attack. I almost kinda regret making it now.
(Of course, I might be biased towards interpreting it as powerful because I made it.)
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Thanks for the advice.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I hope we've all read Boatmurdered. I really hope.
...any other good Dorf Fortress stories in the style of Boatmurdered? I've never checked, honestly.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I don't really know about the style thing, but I certainly enjoyed Syrupleaf a great deal, and there's always Deathgate and Murdermachines for that good old Terry/bodysnatching action.
Edit; also, Heashoots, if that wasn't an obvious one.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I know some pretty stupid stuff can happen in Dwarf Fortress, such as smashing in someone's head so hard the pieces fly off and kill you or killing a bronze colossus with a fluffy warbler, but I've never really played it.
And, the more I think about the possibility of being GM, the more nervous I get. Forget the long political speech, the prospect is plain scary to be honest. I just hope someone else can help. And I want to have some formulas to calculate entity stats and attack damage. What guidelines are currently used, Twin?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
My Best Map so farAll my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Hah, and that scaryness is why I never even thought about volunteering.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I don't think being GM in and of itself is scary, I'd be more worried about whether or not the players actually like the game. From what I've seen your posts are fairly creative and well written, so I for one would enjoy the game.
@DwarfFortress What we really need is multiplayer.
He scream
Sparkgear, Battlefailed. Specifically, Battlefailed is called 2010's Boatmurdered IIRC.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Talist, you'll be FINE. Just keep up your writing quality and it'll be epic.
I have Twin's entity table sitting around here somewhere...
*fluffy wambler.
10-Post Charge = 30-50,000 HP / ~2,000 ATK
20-Post Charge = 60-80,000 HP / ~4,000 ATK
30-Post Charge = 90-120,000 HP / ~6,000 ATK
40-Post Charge = 130-160,000 HP / ~8,000 ATK
50-Post Charge = 170-200,000 HP / ~10,000 ATK
Caution, the above is subject to change for any number of reasons, not the least including this being pretty old.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hey, Surprise. Its the 12th Hunger Games! I remade the duel method. You won't notice much of a change, but it should be able to handle the passive interactions better. For example, now if someone dies of retaliation damage, it should account for that. Anyway, this game has a great ending.
passivesAnd... people like my writing? How nice. Especially because I sometimes rip quotes strait out of popular books when they apply. For example, the line "his tears dropping onto the cold, dead earth which soaks up blood, tears and perfume with the same indifference," came from And... people like my writing? How nice. Especially because I sometimes rip quotes strait out of popular books when they apply. For example, the line "his tears dropping onto the cold, dead earth which soaks up blood, tears and perfume with the same indifference," came from Their Eyes Were Watching God. Well, time to practice my writing some more by commentating on these games. Well, time to practice my writing some more by commentating on these games.
All standard events loaded!
All Blood Bath events loaded!
All fatal events loaded!
All mashup events loaded!
All tributes loaded!
Talist gains passive number 39
Tempo gains passive number 43
Engie gains passive number 45
Purple gains passive number 5
TECHPIECE gains passive number 27
IreCreeper gains passive number 51
Blue gains passive number 18
Red gains passive number 21
FseftrAI gains passive number 31
SERPENT gains passive number 8
/\stri/\ gains passive number 30
/\stri/\ gains passive number 2
Raven gains passive number 30
Tazz gains passive number 44
Crystal gains passive number 20
Crystal gains passive number 39
Crystal gains passive number 17
Netpatham gains passive number 21
Netpatham gains passive number 20
Netpatham gains passive number 1
The L[]rd gains passive number 12
The L[]rd gains passive number 42
The L[]rd gains passive number 53
Maniac gains passive number 33
Maniac gains passive number 32
Maniac gains passive number 19
Midna gains passive number 30
Midna gains passive number 22
Midna gains passive number 49
Amp gains passive number 45
InsertNameHere gains passive number 3
The Godmodder gains passive number 36
Pane gains passive number 15
Pane gains passive number 11
Pane gains passive number 7
Scratch gains passive number 41
Scratch gains passive number 4
Binary gains passive number 46
Shattered Bill Cipher gains passive number 13
Lothyra gains passive number 53
Lothyra gains passive number 2
Lothyra gains passive number 48
Bender gains passive number 35
Bender gains passive number 16
Bender gains passive number 14
NinjaV gains passive number 36
NinjaV gains passive number 5
NinjaV gains passive number 4
Umbra gains passive number 36
Umbra gains passive number 46
Umbra gains passive number 53
Kajiulord gains passive number 17
Kajiulord gains passive number 4
Kajiulord gains passive number 11
Pit gains passive number 51
The Brick Wall gains passive number 5
Geometry Dash gains passive number 4
Magic Cueball gains passive number 23
The Alchemiter gains passive number 33
The Boss Vortex gains passive number 25
Piono gains passive number 36
Eric gains passive number 18
Tricky gains passive number 27
Hank gains passive number 16
Vriska gains passive number 25
11 gains passive number 47
11 gains passive number 28
SBaHJ gains passive number 7
UOSS gains passive number 5
UOSS gains passive number 26
UOSS gains passive number 38
Pricy gains passive number 48
Stan the Mime gains passive number 20
Wilson gains passive number 27
Bleak gains passive number 6
Proof gains passive number 18
Ikea gains passive number 21
OWAKS gains passive number 11
Willow gains passive number 37
TIE-Hivemind gains passive number 37
Split gains passive number 14
Build gains passive number 9
Build gains passive number 26
Build gains passive number 49
Zetta gains passive number 35
Zand gains passive number 23
Dark Pit gains passive number 26
Metal Gear RAY gains passive number 10
Metal Gear EXCELSUS gains passive number 11
Tingle gains passive number 2
Pokefan gains passive number 41
Springtrap gains passive number 38
Everything is ready. May the odds be ever in your favor!
BloodbathPricy was so weak, they took 21 damage!
Pricy managed to stab themself in the foot for 21 damage!
Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 27 times!
Pricy's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 24 damage to him!
Pricy's alchemies backfired, dealing 24 damage to him! That's 117 damage before the game starts... He has so many negative passives, I don't really know how they work together.
Build got a package!
Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 2 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 2 damage to him!
All 63 tributes stand ready for the count to hit 0...
And they're off!
Purple and Vriska grapple over the Banhammer.
TECHPIECE's Entities were slaughtered by Pit without warning.
Pricy uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
Pricy went insane and bashed their head against a wall 3 times!
And then Pricy died of it! And... gone.
Pane decided to join DTG. Now he's here. WELCOME
Bleak, git rkt m8.
Stan the Mime found blueprints for a Mech.
Shattered Bill Cipher and Springtrap were shipped so fast Maniac had to break it up.
11 remembered his Maxims and followed the running demolitions expert.
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Scratch VS. Tazz
Tazz's strength overpowered Scratch's entities! (64.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 58 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 49.0 HP and Tazz has 100.0 HP
Scratch's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
Scratch dealt 25 damage! Scratch took 5 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 45.0 HP and Tazz has 75.0 HP
Tazz's alchemies overpowered Scratch's intelligence! (67.0 attack vs. 62.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 7 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 39.0 HP and Tazz has 75.0 HP
Scratch's entities overpowered Tazz's intelligence! (61.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Scratch dealt 37 damage! Scratch took 7 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 33.0 HP and Tazz has 38.0 HP
Scratch's intelligence blocked Tazz's entities! (67.0 attack vs. 72.0 defense)
Current HP: Scratch has 33.0 HP and Tazz has 38.0 HP
Scratch's strength overpowered Tazz's strength! (56.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
Scratch dealt 12 damage! Scratch took 2 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Scratch has 32.0 HP and Tazz has 26.0 HP
Tazz's intelligence overpowered Scratch's strength! (52.0 attack vs. 38.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 13 damage! Current HP: Scratch has 21.0 HP and Tazz has 26.0 HP
Scratch's strength overpowered Tazz's alchemies! (60.0 attack vs. 59.0 defense)
Scratch dealt 1 damage! Scratch took 0 damage in retaliation! It was so weak, 1/5 of that rounded down to 0. That might be the first time anyone has hit a 1.
Current HP: Scratch has 21.0 HP and Tazz has 25.0 HP
Tazz's dexterity overpowered Scratch's entities! (91.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Tazz dealt 66 damage! Current HP: Scratch has -37.0 HP and Tazz has 25.0 HP
Tazz has killed Scratch! Well, that was pretty long.
Zand stepped on a spider. CONGRATS! YOU HAVE AT LEAST 5 STRENGTH!
Maniac spammed weak Entities as a distraction to flee.
Eric made a small plot as a thiny-veiled excuse to grab the Emerald Nova.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS somehow gets a hold of the Bane without dying.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Midna found an interesting journal.
UOSS finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Shattered Bill Cipher finds the Alchemiter. Sweet!
Piono found a strange man called Not-Mary, and was stabbed to death.
SBaHJ failed to defuse a Relish Nuke in time.
Red found an interesting journal. Compare it to Midna's. See who has the more interesting one.
Kajiulord wound up on the wrong end of The Bane.
UOSS realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear.
Magic Cueball stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
Tazz, will it blend? What? no?
Geometry Dash died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 15 times!
Geometry Dash's alchemies backfired, dealing 15 damage to him!
Build prays that engie_ninja doesn't just kill them all instantly.
SERPENT bathed in blood.
Dark Pit made a compromise with the OP scale.
Engie managed to hack into the simulation and accidentally removed themselves from the alive ArrayList. Gee. That happened again. Sorry.
Bender found a ticket for a free 50 post charge. Nice.
/\stri/\ hit Ctrl-V, but only had a little in their clipboard.
The Boss Vortex attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
The Boss Vortex was so weak, they took 6 damage!
The Boss Vortex managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage!
The Boss Vortex went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
The Boss Vortex's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!
Netpatham realized that they needed more alchemies to not die later on, and duplicated some gear.
Zetta undergoes a Split from the stress.
Vriska managed to find a 'Free Sample' coupon for Armies R' Us.
The Alchemiter grabs Liber Dei. Uh oh...
FseftrAI grabbed a heavy Relish Nuke.
FseftrAI managed to stab themself in the foot for 24 damage!
The Alchemiter uses Tricky as a distraction and nabs a Spoil of War.
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Zand VS. FseftrAI
Zand's strength overpowered FseftrAI's strength! (74.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Zand dealt 22 damage! Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
Zand's strength blocked FseftrAI's dexterity! (41.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI's intelligence blocked Zand's dexterity! (72.0 attack vs. 79.0 defense)
Current HP: Zand has 65.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI's alchemies overpowered Zand's entities! (115.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
FseftrAI dealt 138 damage! Current HP: Zand has -73.0 HP and FseftrAI has 60.0 HP
FseftrAI has killed Zand! NO! The spider stepper has fallen!
Wilson wondered why all these powerful, plot changing artifacts are piled up in one place. Just grab one.
11 digs a hole and hides!
SERPENT ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Pane realized that they needed to become smarter to not die later on, and studied hard.
Tazz casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
NinjaV finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
Stan the Mime realized that they needed more entities to not die later on, and hired some mercenaries.
Erics entities rebelled, betraying their creator and killing them!
Dark Pit grabs a rocket launcher and jumps away into the forest.
Crystal grabs Lil' Cal and Curses The Godmodder before absconding. Not a good start for Richard.
The L[]rd has accquired iAntimak Carbine.
Bender watched in horror as their entities were slaughtered in the brawl.
Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 3 times!
Wilson realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. Wilson pro wrestler mode, ACTIVATE
Geometry Dash got the keys to the Abomination.
Proof thought the system of a cornucopia was unfairly benifiting players who started facing the open end.
Hank ran away from the large wooden rabbit flying at them, leaving their minstral to be crushed instead.
/\stri/\ found a Syringe full of Liquid Memes, perfect for enhancing Entities.
Zetta stole Oryx's shotgun.
The reaper is calling Springtrap's name!. Purple guy... your time has come...
Springtrap went insane and bashed their head against a wall 30 times!
Springtrap's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 30 damage to him!
Proof casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Red finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 1/5 found
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Ikea VS. InsertNameHere
Ikea's intelligence overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (95.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 53 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 100.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 47.0 HP
InsertNameHere's entities overpowered Ikea's dexterity! (65.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 61 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 39.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 47.0 HP
Ikea's alchemies overpowered InsertNameHere's strength! (70.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Ikea dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 39.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 26.0 HP
InsertNameHere's dexterity overpowered Ikea's alchemies! (75.0 attack vs. 42.0 defense)
InsertNameHere dealt 39 damage! Current HP: Ikea has 0.0 HP and InsertNameHere has 26.0 HP
InsertNameHere has killed Ikea! Exact lethal.
InsertNameHere and Lothyra were shipped so fast Metal Gear EXCELSUS had to break it up. That's two broken ships.
Talist realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. I'm going to hit the gym with Wilson.
NinjaV is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue.
The Brick Wall gets into a long argument with Crystal, ignoring all the supplies.
The Brick Wall managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
The Brick Wall died so fast that the Narrative revived them out of pity.
The Brick Wall went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
The Brick Wall's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Binary wished they could play regular Minecraft again. Again, aren't you trying to destroy Minecraft?
InsertNameHere entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes.
InsertNameHere avoided getting poked.
Binary realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu. Snakejitsu.
The Godmodder teleports away at a rapid pace.
Umbra looked up to see Wilson staring down scornfully on the brawl. Stuck up little... thinks he's so good and pious... He's back from the gym.
Raven stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
Lothyra got the keys to the Abomination.
Tingle teleports away at a rapid pace.
Stan the Mime had a brilliant Entity idea brought on by the madness of combat!.
The Godmodder secured the 25 Elemental Alchemies. What a head start!
TECHPIECE finds some Knitting Needles. These will be useful for alchemy!.
Split attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Tempo navigated the Antichamber with ease.
Pokefan checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Metal Gear RAY uses Timestepping and flees.
Split accidentally licked a Spiral Sucker and went Trickster.
Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 46 times!
TIE-Hivemind runs off into the distance.
Raven ran away from a Mechora Worm.
Build finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia. 2/5 found
Midna stands in place and devours some cheese. Good job.
FseftrAI realized that they needed to become quicker to not die later on, and learned ninjitsu.
Pokefan and Tingle grapple over the Banhammer. Tingle came back to try and grab the 2nd Banhammer.
OWAKS finds an Ancestral Artifact in the Cornucopia.
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The L[]rd VS. The Boss Vortex
The L[]rd's alchemies overpowered The Boss Vortex's strength! (98.0 attack vs. 21.0 defense)
The L[]rd dealt 110 damage! Current HP: The L[]rd has 100.0 HP and The Boss Vortex has -38.0 HP
The L[]rd has killed The Boss Vortex! That was quick.
Talist realized that they needed to become stronger to not die later on, and bulked up. I'm going to get SOO RIPPED!
Tempo uses Timestepping and flees.
IreCreeper worked on a mech with Metal Gear RAY.
It was ruined thanks to Metal Gear RAY. Huh. Don't know how you work?
OWAKS hugged Netpatham.
The reaper is calling Amp's name!.
Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Amp woke up TIE-Hivemind.
TIE-Hivemind blamed the cactus. Yeah. The cactus put me to sleep.
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Blue VS. Willow
Willow's strength overpowered Blue's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 55.0 defense)
Willow dealt 6 damage! Current HP: Blue has 94.0 HP and Willow has 65.0 HP
Blue's intelligence overpowered Willow's strength! (84.0 attack vs. 48.0 defense)
Blue dealt 34 damage! Blue took 6 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Blue has 88.0 HP and Willow has 31.0 HP
Willow's dexterity overpowered Blue's intelligence! (76.0 attack vs. 36.0 defense)
Willow dealt 48 damage! Current HP: Blue has 40.0 HP and Willow has 31.0 HP
Blue's entities overpowered Willow's entities! (68.0 attack vs. 30.0 defense)
Blue dealt 54 damage! Blue took 10 damage in retailiation!
Current HP: Blue has 30.0 HP and Willow has -23.0 HP
Blue has killed Willow! Oh come on.
Hank attempted to reach Yggdrasil instead of squabble over resources.
Blue tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them. Yeah, that's what you get! Killing Willow that quickly...
The L[]rd narrowly misses Umbra with an arrow, then keeps running.
Tricky casually traded their soul for extra alchemies.
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 2Metal Gear RAY's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 6 damage to him!
Metal Gear RAY's alchemies backfired, dealing 6 damage to him!
Pokefan Challenges TECHPIECE to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
Tricky and The L[]rd went Trickster, chasing away Split and Shattered Bill Cipher.Tricky went insane and bashed their head against a wall 20 times!
Shattered Bill Cipher was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
Amp successfully shooshpapped Gamzee.
Split ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito. Split went insane and bashed their head against a wall 60 times!
And then Split died of it! Death by Dorito.
Umbra is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Statue kills: 2
Vriska insta summoned a player.
Maniac became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Maniac was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Maniac's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
Tempo insulted Build's grammar to try and prop up their self esteem.
The L[]rd reads some newly-acquired books from Scratch's Library.
Metal Gear RAY, The Brick Wall, and Build encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
TIE-Hivemind encountered Pharaoh Man!
TIE-Hivemind was punched in the face by Pharaoh Man.
TIE-Hivemind took 50 damage!
TECHPIECE stole the heart of OWAKS. Quite literally.OWAKS was so weak, they took 52 damage!
OWAKS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 8 times!
Binary Challenges Purple to Super Smash Bros. It's a draw!
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IreCreeper VS. The Godmodder
IreCreeper's strength overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (48.0 attack vs. 20.0 defense)
IreCreeper dealt 25 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
IreCreeper's entities blocked The Godmodder's dexterity! (43.0 attack vs. 78.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength blocked IreCreeper's alchemies! (63.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 100.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's entities overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (83.0 attack vs. 51.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 55 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 45.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's strength blocked IreCreeper's intelligence! (50.0 attack vs. 65.0 defense)
Current HP: IreCreeper has 45.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's intelligence! (77.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 38 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 7.0 HP and The Godmodder has 79.0 HP
IreCreeper's dexterity overpowered The Godmodder's dexterity! (83.0 attack vs. 17.0 defense)
IreCreeper dealt 59 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has 7.0 HP and The Godmodder has 28.0 HP
The Godmodder's intelligence overpowered IreCreeper's dexterity! (60.0 attack vs. 46.0 defense)
The Godmodder dealt 16 damage! Current HP: IreCreeper has -9.0 HP and The Godmodder has 28.0 HP
The Godmodder has killed IreCreeper! But now, Richard can't regen. Not looking good.
Tricky is messily devoured by a killer rabbit.
Binary went for a work out.
Amp says "Hello Meatbags1" to Hank then departs for flubbing the line.
Tingle became a god... then was nerfed down to size by the OP scale.Tingle was so weak, they took 30 damage!
Tingle's alchemies backfired, dealing 30 damage to him!
Crystal gets attacked by a Mechora Worm. They won.
UOSS worked with the Narrative to obtain plot-based power!.
Bender remembered about grammar.
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause.
SERPENT read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
MK-Watson-A decided to join Hank's cause. 2/3 of my entities.
Tempo celebrated their cake-day!.
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Metal Gear RAY VS. Springtrap
Springtrap's dexterity blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (43.0 attack vs. 44.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Metal Gear RAY's strength blocked Springtrap's intelligence! (42.0 attack vs. 68.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Springtrap's dexterity blocked Metal Gear RAY's entities! (41.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP
Springtrap's intelligence overpowered Metal Gear RAY's entities! (27.0 attack vs. 26.0 defense)
Springtrap dealt 0 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has 45.0 HP. Good job. You're the first person to ever deal 0 damage in a hit. Good job.
Metal Gear RAY's intelligence overpowered Springtrap's entities! (74.0 attack vs. 25.0 defense)
Metal Gear RAY dealt 47 damage! Current HP: Metal Gear RAY has 89.0 HP and Springtrap has -2.0 HP
Metal Gear RAY has killed Springtrap!
Tingle rallied the masses to their aid. How?
Pane summons an ultra-complex death entity.
The Godmodder's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. The Godmodder managed to stab themself in the foot for 190 damage!
And then The Godmodder died of it! Well... the Godmodder never does very well in these games.
Vriska became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse.
Purple's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. Purple managed to stab themself in the foot for 126 damage!
And then Purple died of it!
Maniac used a Spoil to summon temporary help.Maniac's alchemies backfired, dealing 10 damage to him!
Crystal spends some time using the Alchemiter.
Whoa! Ikea faked their own death but is back now! Back from exact lethal.
Pit praises the Helix Fossil!.
Stan the Mime grabbed the Smart Ball, but dropped it.
Talist is assailed by a broad variety of prophetic nightmares involving their own death.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Proof's cause. Hank wasn't good enough?
UOSS finds an Ancestral Artifact.
Zetta wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises.
Zetta throws some alchemies into SCP-882.
Tazz is starting to feel the fallout...Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
/\stri/\ made a compromise with the OP scale.
OWAKS went on a massive alchemiting binge. Proof was watching and saw some codes.
Metal Gear RAY, Zetta, and The Alchemiter encounter a Mech and manage to destroy it.
/\stri/\ found a Buster Sword, and trained to wield it!
TIE-Hivemind looked up the necronomicon.TIE-Hivemind went insane and bashed their head against a wall 110 times!
And then TIE-Hivemind died of it!
Stan the Mime checked the cameras and closed the door in time.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS badgers Twin incessantly about a topic.
Metal Gear EXCELSUS looked up the necronomicon.Metal Gear EXCELSUS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 200 times!
And then Metal Gear EXCELSUS died of it!
Netpatham got the Skull Barrier.
Pane discussed plans to hunt monsters with Bender.
Panes plan was sound, and Bender went along with it! They then looted some sick gear!
Ikea managed to flee the fire!
Stan the Mime found a strange man called Not-Mary, and counter-shanked him! IN THE FACE.
Ikea, Red, The Brick Wall, and SERPENT sat around a campfire and told ghost stories. A brick wall. Best campfire buddy ever.
Wilson wonders how to get rid of the grinding noises.
Wilson throws some alchemies into SCP-882. Bomb it with potions!
Dark Pit went for a work out.
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UOSS VS. Dark Pit
UOSS's alchemies blocked Dark Pit's dexterity! (92.0 attack vs. 109.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and Dark Pit has 100.0 HP
UOSS's alchemies overpowered Dark Pit's intelligence! (135.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
UOSS dealt 145 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 100.0 HP and Dark Pit has -45.0 HP
UOSS has killed Dark Pit! One shotted.
GLaDOS ran FseftrAI through testing courses. He/she somehow managed to survive.FseftrAI's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 8 damage to him!
Talist, The Alchemiter, and Tazz exchange Alchemies. Exchange alchemies with the Alchemiter? Sounds good.
Geometry Dash became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.Geometry Dash went insane and bashed their head against a wall 9 times!
FseftrAI ascends to the skies, leaving the game permanently. I've had enough of GLaDOS. Peace.
11 got the Metal Blades.
Midna realized the meaning of life, and suicided to acheive it.
Raven noticed an extremly rare beatle while falling and forgot to hit the ground. You could already fly, right?
Red wound up Gender-bent, strictly to their detriment.
InsertNameHere stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito.
Geometry Dash Was unable to post three times. Drat.
11 summons an ultra-complex death entity.
Netpatham was ambushed by things that go bump in the night.
Wilson ripped off their hand to appease a monster. ... uh... you don't really have hands... an ear then?
Raven smoked weed everyday and went to drug rehab.
Lothyra wonders if the Moon is actually a two-dimensional disc used for surveillance.
OWAKS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
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Talist VS. SERPENT GO ME! Those 2 gym sessions should be good for something.
SERPENT's strength overpowered Talist's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 29.0 defense)
SERPENT dealt 63 damage! Current HP: Talist has 45.0 HP and SERPENT has 100.0 HP Ow.
Talist's intelligence overpowered SERPENT's entities! (70.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
Talist dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Talist has 45.0 HP and SERPENT has 67.0 HP
SERPENT's entities overpowered Talist's dexterity! (45.0 attack vs. 43.0 defense)
SERPENT dealt 2 damage! Current HP: Talist has 44.0 HP and SERPENT has 67.0 HP Not so ow.
Talist's dexterity overpowered SERPENT's entities! (48.0 attack vs. 18.0 defense)
Talist dealt 36 damage! Current HP: Talist has 44.0 HP and SERPENT has 31.0 HP
SERPENT's alchemies overpowered Talist's dexterity! (75.0 attack vs. 22.0 defense)
SERPENT dealt 76 damage! Current HP: Talist has -22.0 HP and SERPENT has 31.0 HP
SERPENT has killed Talist! Oh come on. I never rolled strength once.
Tazz awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Red sun over paradise... Vriska will not forget it.
Amp is developing psychic potential. And theta-wave sickness.
The Brick Wall wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
Zetta got their inventory jpeg'd.Zetta's alchemies backfired, dealing 143 damage to him!
And then Zetta died of it!
OWAKS works on their backstory.OWAKS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Raven enters Totality with their Split. For now. You have one? Good for you.
Tazz is convinced that the moon does not exist by Binary.
Binary noticed a dart trap, and narrowly dodged it! Probably set up by someone who wasn't convinced the moon doesn't exist.
The L[]rd took some time off from hunting to train.
Ikea managed to trick /\stri/\ and Tingle into fighting!Tingle was so weak, they took 6 damage!
Stan the Mime chose the right time to RP.
Tempo enters Totality with their Split. For now. And you also have a split?
Metal Gear RAY and Raven fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest. The power of Totality should help you.
Pane managed to trick Pit and The L[]rd into fighting!
Pane is accosted by Clippy all night.
OWAKS bandaged their wounds.
Geometry Dash starved. The one thing we told you not to do... Not enough sorrow to fuel it.
Crystal wound up Gender-bent, but they were bent back to their original Gender.
Ikea used dark magic to suck the life out of Build.
/\stri/\ spent all that time grinding for wither skulls only to die to the Wither.
TECHPIECE and Vriska fought each other in a Fish Slapping Contest.
Build managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape.
Tempo sacrificed their own blood in a summoning ritual.
Bender heard a distant howl...Bender went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Hank managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Metal Gear RAY ate Bill, thinking he was a Dorito.Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 64 times!
Tingle suddenly goes Trickster, to the annoyance of Maniac.Tingle went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times! Oh dear Notch. Trickster Tingle.
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Tingle VS. Pokefan
Tingle's strength overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (50.0 attack vs. 47.0 defense)
Tingle dealt 3 damage! Current HP: Tingle has 84.0 HP and Pokefan has 98.0 HP
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Tingle's intelligence! (82.0 attack vs. 15.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 92 damage! Current HP: Tingle has -8.0 HP and Pokefan has 98.0 HP
Pokefan has killed Tingle! Well, at least the horror of Trickster Tingle wasn't long for this world.
Red read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Hank facepalms over goanna's idiocy.
The Alchemiter hallucinates skeletons. SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS.
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause. So Pokefan wasn't good enough for yo- wait... you already are with Pokefan...
Wilson and The Brick Wall had a tea party. Turns out, the Brick Wall has some great stories to tell.
The Alchemiter became engie. Our new local universe eater. Wonderful.
Bender matrix-dodges an arrow from Lothyra, then retreats!.
Wilson successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Maniac awakens to the sight of UOSS and TECHPIECE attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.Maniac was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Amp managed to tear themself away from Cookie Clicker.
Red beat Crystal silly with a pineapple.
11 realized that Talist's code for this simulation is an absolute mess and wisely decided to not try their luck with it.
Binary studied the Dark Arts.
Stan the Mime remembered about grammar.
11's computer decided to commit suicide, disconnecting them from PvP. 11 managed to stab themself in the foot for 136 damage!
And then 11 died of it! My code was such a mess, it crashed your computer even though you never edited it.
Pokefan bought something from Wilson. Advertisement here!.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Proof's cause. Again, you're already with Proof! Sheesh.
UOSS was caught in a freak rainstorm!UOSS went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Proof awakens to 1st Guardian Powers of the Green Sun.
Lothyra insta summoned a player.
SERPENT became engie. Who is the better Engie? The Alchemiter or Serpent? Vote today!
Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 4Proof got a Comb Rave and entered Sepulchritude. +100 strength
Build thinks about killing Dave. Again. For real.
Hank was hit by the Moon.
The L[]rd was injured by Pokefan's bow, but managed to escape!.
Ikea was watching when a nuke went off.
OWAKS tried to brave Yggdrasil's roots, but to no avail.OWAKS was so weak, they took 2 damage!
OWAKS managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
The L[]rd successfully hacked into Wily's Camera System.
Binary praises the Helix Fossil!.
Proof is starting to feel the fallout...
Tempo scaled a large tree, then spotted Pane who noticed, panicked, then fled into the woods.
Raven read "Dungeon Locks for Dimwits".
Vriska smoked weed everyday and died of overdose.
Lothyra wound up Gender-bent, but they liked it.
Lothyra is erased from existence by the Chibi-Serena Statue. Apparently, the statue didn't like it. Statue kills: 3
Bender tried to argue the OP scale. Guess who won?.
Maniac worked on a mech with The Brick Wall.
But it exploded!
Maniac took 20 damage!
Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
The Brick Wall took 20 damage!
Stan the Mime managed to trick The Brick Wall and Build into fighting! Brick wall SMASH
Crystal started playing Cookie Clicker... and never stopped for 64 years.
Ikea managed to insta-summon a Player without conseuqence.
Metal Gear RAY stole the heart of Tempo. Quite literally.Metal Gear RAY went insane and bashed their head against a wall 33 times!
And then Metal Gear RAY died of it! Wait... Ray stole Tempo's heart, but Ray died?
LeiShi decided to join Pokefan's cause. LeiShi has joined Pokefan's cause 3 times now.
Red was turned into a newt. But they got better.
Amp's newest entity was Nerfed.Amp's entities were so disgruntled, they dealt 20 damage to him!
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Stan the Mime VS. Pane
Stan the Mime's intelligence overpowered Pane's intelligence! (80.0 attack vs. 70.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 11 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 89.0 HP
Stan the Mime's intelligence blocked Pane's strength! (50.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 89.0 HP
Stan the Mime's alchemies overpowered Pane's strength! (44.0 attack vs. 11.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 57 damage! Pane was so weak, they took 16 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 100.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's entities! (99.0 attack vs. 93.0 defense)
Pane dealt 8 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 93.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies blocked Stan the Mime's alchemies! (35.0 attack vs. 56.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 93.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's alchemies overpowered Stan the Mime's intelligence! (92.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Pane dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 65.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's entities blocked Stan the Mime's strength! (60.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 65.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Pane's intelligence overpowered Stan the Mime's dexterity! (107.0 attack vs. 85.0 defense)
Pane dealt 21 damage! Current HP: Stan the Mime has 47.0 HP and Pane has 16.0 HP
Stan the Mime's intelligence overpowered Pane's dexterity! (76.0 attack vs. 50.0 defense)
Stan the Mime dealt 29 damage! Pane was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Current HP: Stan the Mime has 47.0 HP and Pane has -23.0 HP
Stan the Mime has killed Pane!
UOSS expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
UOSS tries to steal the Update Terminal, but fails.
Pit spends their turn attacking Stan the Mime's summons.
Binary rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
OWAKS gets stuffed into a Foxy Suit.
Tazz unleashed a caged Killer Rabbit upon Stan the Mime.Stan the Mime was so weak, they took 20 damage!
Tazz expended a 5-post charge for a random soldier dude.
Amp listened to awesome music all day. A bit lazy.
Maniac and Wilson both injured each other in a fight before running off.Maniac was so weak, they took 10 damage!
Maniac managed to stab themself in the foot for 10 damage!
Raven Challenges Rage to Super Smash Bros. They win.
Red bugged the GM for an update on the Echeladder.
TECHPIECE entered the Hall of Fifteen Pokes.
TECHPIECE avoided getting poked.
Tempo was so weak, they took 1 damage!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 5Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 0 times! 0 times? Huh?
TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
Tazz went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
Wilson bought enough gold to satisfy the Illuminati. He has enough cash for it.
Amp, git rkt m8.
Red did a nonspecific thing to add to their dexterity.
Binary rolled out of the way of our vehicle, the Abomination.
Tazz plots with Binary against Raven and Stan the Mime. TECHPIECE overhears. And then Tazz died of it! Huh? Died of plotting? What?
Red starved. The one thing we told you not to do...
UOSS invoked the wrath of the GM and lost weapons and entities as a result.
The L[]rd praises the Helix Fossil!.
The Brick Wall was caught in a fire, and slowly roasted to death.
Tempo spends the night confused about Pokefan's side character.Tempo was so weak, they took 11 damage!
Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 8 damage!
Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 11 times! Maybe your Split can help you figure it out.
Pit awakens to find themselves writing on the walls of a cave with their own blood.Pit went insane and bashed their head against a wall 26 times!
A projectile whistles past Tempo, but they ignored it.Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 6 damage!
Build hacked into a Mech before it killed them.
MK-Watson-A decided to join Maniac's cause. That's 3 changes of allegiance.
Raven gave a small portion of blood to the Blood God!
Build managed to pull an entity from Wilson's dreamscape. You've pulled two from there actually.
TECHPIECE awakens to the sight of The L[]rd and Maniac attempting to cannibalize his unconscious body.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 10 times!
Maniac went insane and bashed their head against a wall 40 times!
And then Maniac died of it! Well, Watson made a poor choice.
Ikea dreams of alchemies to come.
Proof wonders what the heck is going on with this game.
Ikea navigated the Antichamber with ease.
Pokefan resisted Lord Dome's mind control and sent him back to the PC!
Proof saw a noob's antics and lost it, calling the PPC on them.
Stan the Mime tried to hack into the simulation to boost their stats. But it caused a syntax error and killed them.
Tempo was so weak, they took 2 damage!
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 6Tempo managed to stab themself in the foot for 2 damage!
Tempo went insane and bashed their head against a wall 2 times!
TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 4 times!
Wilson Introduces a load of Side Characters.
Wilson kills off his Side Characters. That was quick. Yeah, who needs side characters anyway? Pshhh...
Build was not ready for Freddy.
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UOSS VS. Proof
UOSS's entities overpowered Proof's intelligence! (102.0 attack vs. 35.0 defense)
UOSS dealt 57 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 43.0 HP
UOSS's strength blocked Proof's dexterity! (37.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 43.0 HP
UOSS's dexterity overpowered Proof's intelligence! (60.0 attack vs. 49.0 defense)
UOSS dealt 7 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
UOSS's entities blocked Proof's dexterity! (55.0 attack vs. 73.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's strength blocked UOSS's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 129.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 101.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's alchemies overpowered UOSS's alchemies! (126.0 attack vs. 101.0 defense)
Proof dealt 36 damage! Current HP: UOSS has 65.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's alchemies blocked UOSS's dexterity! (43.0 attack vs. 97.0 defense)
Current HP: UOSS has 65.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP
Proof's entities overpowered UOSS's entities! (152.0 attack vs. 75.0 defense)
Proof dealt 110 damage! Current HP: UOSS has -45.0 HP and Proof has 36.0 HP COMEBACK
Proof has killed UOSS!
Pit's mind imploded trying to understand the massive character web. SPLATTER
Pokefan, TECHPIECE, The L[]rd, Ikea, Binary and Tempo do a flash mob.
Raven looted a corpse.
TECHPIECE wondered how balls cue. Stuff like that doesn't even happen most of the time.
The L[]rd became irritated at the fact that their color is missing.
Ikea spends a 5 post charge to make a tent.
Binary became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse.
Tempo was slain by a residual bit of the Glitch.
Raven stepped off the sidewalk like a normal person. BUT WITHOUT RAGE!
Proof stupidly called Bill Cipher a Dorito. That's like... the 3rd time someone has called Bill a Dorito.
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Pokefan made a compromise with the OP scale.
The L[]rd went on a massive alchemiting binge. Wilson was watching and saw some codes.
The L[]rd facepalms over goanna's idiocy.The L[]rd went insane and bashed their head against a wall 6 times!
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Raven VS. Binary
Raven's intelligence overpowered Binary's intelligence! (100.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
Raven dealt 41 damage! Current HP: Raven has 100.0 HP and Binary has 59.0 HP
Binary's intelligence overpowered Raven's strength! (86.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
Binary dealt 36 damage! Current HP: Raven has 70.0 HP and Binary has 59.0 HP
Raven's entities overpowered Binary's strength! (62.0 attack vs. 52.0 defense)
Raven dealt 17 damage! Current HP: Raven has 70.0 HP and Binary has 42.0 HP
Binary's dexterity overpowered Raven's strength! (101.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Binary dealt 42 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 42.0 HP
Raven's entities overpowered Binary's alchemies! (69.0 attack vs. 54.0 defense)
Raven dealt 25 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 17.0 HP
Raven's dexterity blocked Binary's alchemies! (92.0 attack vs. 92.0 defense)
Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has 17.0 HP
Raven's strength overpowered Binary's strength! (88.0 attack vs. 64.0 defense)
Raven dealt 34 damage! Current HP: Raven has 35.0 HP and Binary has -17.0 HP
Raven has killed Binary!
TECHPIECE wanted to trade their soul away for power, but could give nothing but an IOU.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 21 times!
Pokefan became the herald of the Wither Apocalypse. Preach with Leishi by your side!
TECHPIECE was turned into a newt. But they got better.TECHPIECE went insane and bashed their head against a wall 16 times!
Ikea tried to get the HG simulator to print to a text file.Ikea went insane and bashed their head against a wall 34 times!
While getting lost in a forest, something took Raven away, never to return.
-N-E-X-T--D-A-Y---- Day: 8
Pokefan had their hacks disabled!.
Ikea was sucked into Love the Godmodder 2: Love Harder and was never heard from again.
The L[]rd was ambushed by [c]haos, who was hiding in a corner. They were found later, missing all limbs.
TECHPIECE could not fight the Homestuck. TRIPLE KILL
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Wilson VS. Pokefan FINAL DUEL! HERE WE GO! Looking at the stats, it seems Pokefan has the upper hand.
Pokefan's dexterity overpowered Wilson's strength! (91.0 attack vs. 69.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 33 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 72.0 HP and Pokefan has 102.0 HP
Wilson's intelligence overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (98.0 attack vs. 78.0 defense)
Wilson dealt 15 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 72.0 HP and Pokefan has 89.0 HP
Pokefan's intelligence overpowered Wilson's alchemies! (91.0 attack vs. 34.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 68 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 14.0 HP and Pokefan has 89.0 HP
Wilson bounces backwards from the blast and skids across the ground before stopping against a rock. He looks up and snarls slightly.
",palatino">No... I won't die here! My thread WILL wind on! It will NOT END HERE!
Unbreakable Spirit ACTIVATED! +20 to all stats! Wilson counters with an endless number of bolts of Foxfire, all streaking through the air and exploding like fireworks. Pokefan is far too slow to move out of the way.
Wilson's strength overpowered Pokefan's dexterity! (105.0 attack vs. 39.0 defense)
Wilson dealt 80 damage! Current HP: Wilson has 14.0 HP and Pokefan has 20.0 HP Sheesh. Pokefan has some good damage resistance.
Pokefan draws out a rapier cracking with ice he alchemized during the games. With it, he faints a lunge towards Wilson, who leaps to the right. But, Pokefan had prepared for that and turns the stab into a brutal slash across Wilson's side.
Pokefan's alchemies overpowered Wilson's entities! (119.0 attack vs. 83.0 defense)
Pokefan dealt 64 damage! Current HP: Wilson has -41.0 HP and Pokefan has 20.0 HP
Wilson stops midmotion and slowly looks down at the blood flowing freely from his side. He places one of his paws against the wound and then pulls it back, staring in disbelief at his blood.
",palatino">",palatino">I guess... this is it... I'm... I'm dying... this is where it ends... this... is where I die... Well... well fought...
And with that, he collaspes onto the ground with a little poof of dust, his blood slowly spreading across the earth which, once again, soaks up tears, blood, and perfume with the same indiference. Somewhere deep inside Wilson's fading concousness, he opens his eyes. His mind was clouded with the dull pain coming from his side and he couldn't see anything, just a black void. Apart from the pain, the only thing he could feel was a faint sensation of being pulled upwards. So... this is what death was like. He supposed it wasn't too bad. It was kinda calming actually. He could live with this. Or rather, die with this. But... if he really was dead... the his dream ended here. He wouldn't be able to ever brew another potion. He'd never look over the world in the cool night breeze again. He'd never be able to feel that warm sensation that comes from helping another soul. And, he'd be forgotten here. He'd just be a casualty. But no... he wanted to be a hero. He wanted to fight on for others. He wanted to live! There had to be something he could do... anything!
In a nonspecific point in his mind, a coin flipped upwards into the air, spinning and reflecting light like a diamond. One side of the coin was as black as the backdrop of the stars themselves and had a potion bottle etched into it. The other side shined pure gold and had a fox's face etched into it. The coin spun gracefully through the air before landing on the ground with a clear, resounding ping that echoed throughout Wilson's mind. The golden side was face up. Tails.
He ransacked through himself, looking for his bond with Inari. Finding it, he heaved on it, pulling every last ounce of power from Inari and from the legends. He felt a surge of power flow through him and a wonderful sensation of lightness. Kitsune are spirits by nature, and their souls are bound to the earth. Laiko forced himself downwards, back to the earth and back to the living. There was a glorious flash of light and he reappeared before Pokefan. Wilson has mega evolved into Ascendant Laiko! His fur has turned the color of pure, refined gold and he has his full assortment of 9 tails.
I... can see... Everything! Did you miss me? I'm sure you did.You can't keep this guy dead! Now, lets do this! Come on then!
Laiko dashes around Pokefan, seeming to vanish and appear at random. He pelts him from all sides with small shots of Foxfire, each enfused with different elements, from spirit, to wind, to sound, to nature, to thunder.
Laiko's dexterity overpowered Pokefan's intelligence! (96.0 attack vs. 77.0 defense)
Laiko dealt 23 damage! Current HP: Laiko has 1.0 HP and Pokefan has 0.0 HP
Laiko has killed Pokefan! Note: I swear I did NOT cheat in this result. Wilson actually did survive the attack with 1 HP left due to Will to Survive. Then he really did get exact lethal damage. I just added a little more... flair to it. Best duel so far. This is what I would have done if Wilson died in the actual game. And Insert, Ascendant Laiko is the closest you'll probably ever get to seeing Trickster Wilson.
67.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 50.42 intelligence, 70.0 entities, 41.2 alchemies. This reading is after the +20 to everything and the -40 intelligence from killing a tribute BTW.
Epilog:
Laiko stands over his defeated foe, laughing and flourishing his tails around.
Ha! I won! I did it! I told you my thread will wind on! You didn't believe me then, but what do you think now? Huh? Nothing? Yeah that's right because I won! Ha! HA!
Laiko does a graceful backflip off of Pokefan, arcing electricity and flames behind him. He lands on his feet and starts laughing again. A horrible laugh, like a hyena's. Laiko falls over in hysterics, laughing his head off. His mind was clouded, covered not with the clouds of pain anymore, but a different kind of cloud. They were the white fluffy kind that seems so friendly, yet still obscure the sun. Something about Laiko's laugh broke through all those clouds and actually regestered to the oppressed rational part of his mind. And it terrified him. He became more terrified than he had ever been with any run in with Death's Sythe. That rational spark in his mind stuggled and thrashed against the smothering clouds before eventually, breaking free.
I won! I did it! I killed you! I killed... you... I... I... killed... dead... I... ... ...
Suddenly, all of Laiko's tails vanished into light and his fur dulled back to its normal color. The wonderful feeling of lightness left him and Wilson was left feeling heavier than he ever had before. He was burdoned down with the weight of what he had just done.
I... NO! I'm so sorry! I- I- I didn't mean it! I... No! What have I done? In seeking my dream, I broke another! I'm sorry! I'm a monster!
Then he runs off into the distance, ignoring the Tal-Co winner's ship parked next to him. After some scans and scouting missions, Wilson is eventually found standing under a lone tree where he was forced to come on board and enjoy himself, despite all his screaming and protesting. He eats very little and during the winner's tour, he makes eye contact with no one at all. Even when he's being led to his big new fancy house, he just thanked the staff and walked in without lifting his eyes from the ground. He's rarely seen for months and people walking past his house at night sometimes hear him crying or cursing Inari. And yes, I actually did flip a coin to determine which ending he would get. The Ascendant Wilson ending was pretty similar though.
Results
The fallen, in order with stats
63: Pricy 0.5 strength, -2.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 1.6 entities, 17.5 alchemies.
62: Bleak 85.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
61: Scratch 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 55.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
60: Piono 20.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
59: SBaHJ 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 10.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
58: Kajiulord 51.0 strength, 21.0 dexterity, 58.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
57: Magic Cueball 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 150.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
56: Engie 62.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
55: Zand 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
54: Eric 40.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
53: NinjaV 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
52: The Boss Vortex 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 147.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
51: Willow 25.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
50: Blue 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 35.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 25.0 alchemies.
49: Shattered Bill Cipher 40.0 strength, 46.0 dexterity, 16.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
48: Split 92.0 strength, 67.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 22.0 entities, 52.0 alchemies.
47: Umbra 45.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
46: IreCreeper 20.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
45: Tricky 44.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 57.0 alchemies.
44: Springtrap 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 10.0 alchemies.
43: The Godmodder 80.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 25.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 80.0 alchemies.
42: Purple 20.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 46.5 alchemies.
41: TIE-Hivemind 15.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
40: Metal Gear EXCELSUS 105.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
39: Dark Pit 40.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 30.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 35.0 alchemies.
38: FseftrAI 30.0 strength, 40.0 dexterity, 50.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 70.0 alchemies.
37: Midna 32.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
36: InsertNameHere 30.0 strength, 30.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 16.0 alchemies.
35: Netpatham 48.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 40.0 alchemies.
34: Talist 60.0 strength, 15.0 dexterity, 28.0 intelligence, 60.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
33: Zetta 10.05 strength, 23.95 dexterity, 32.58 intelligence, 45.5 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
32: Geometry Dash 8.0 strength, 145.5 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
31: /\stri/\ 30.0 strength, 32.0 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 26.5 entities, 47.0 alchemies.
30: Tingle 10.0 strength, 11.5 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
29: The Alchemiter 5.0 strength, 5.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 213.25 alchemies.
28: 11 32.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 42.0 intelligence, 20.0 entities, 50.0 alchemies.
27: SERPENT 35.0 strength, 45.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 30.0 alchemies.
26: Hank 42.0 strength, 37.0 dexterity, 23.0 intelligence, 37.0 entities, 27.0 alchemies.
25: Vriska 2.4 strength, 22.9 dexterity, 22.9 intelligence, 57.4 entities, 29.0 alchemies.
24: Lothyra 0.0 strength, 12.0 dexterity, 57.0 intelligence, 40.5 entities, 59.0 alchemies.
23: Bender 57.8 strength, 23.3 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 12.8 entities, 38.3 alchemies.
22: Crystal 68.0 strength, 50.0 dexterity, 12.0 intelligence, 10.0 entities, 75.0 alchemies.
21: Metal Gear RAY 87.45 strength, 85.45 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 8.85 entities, 8.85 alchemies.
20: Pane 0.0 strength, 43.0 dexterity, 78.0 intelligence, 50.0 entities, 50.5 alchemies.
19: OWAKS 0.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 9.5 intelligence, 40.0 entities, 80.0 alchemies.
18: Amp 15.0 strength, 10.0 dexterity, 41.0 intelligence, 0.0 entities, 20.0 alchemies.
17: Tazz 50.0 strength, 55.0 dexterity, 4.0 intelligence, 32.0 entities, 95.0 alchemies.
16: Red 17.0 strength, 28.0 dexterity, 32.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 45.0 alchemies.
15: The Brick Wall 165.7 strength, 6.45 dexterity, 12.6 intelligence, 5.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
14: Maniac 10.0 strength, 0.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 30.0 entities, 0.0 alchemies.
13: Stan the Mime 0.0 strength, 36.0 dexterity, 20.0 intelligence, 37.0 entities, 5.0 alchemies.
12: Build 47.0 strength, 47.0 dexterity, 17.0 intelligence, 67.0 entities, 77.0 alchemies.
11: UOSS 58.0 strength, 13.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 63.0 entities, 78.0 alchemies.
10: Pit 26.0 strength, 25.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 21.0 alchemies.
9: Tempo 2.2 strength, 2.2 dexterity, 5.5 intelligence, 23.8 entities, 46.92 alchemies.
8: Proof 127.0 strength, 7.0 dexterity, 13.0 intelligence, 121.0 entities, 95.0 alchemies.
7: Binary 51.5 strength, 54.5 dexterity, 45.0 intelligence, 30.5 entities, 40.1 alchemies.
6: Raven 48.0 strength, 92.0 dexterity, 40.0 intelligence, 15.0 entities, 15.0 alchemies.
5: Ikea 75.0 strength, 35.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 43.0 entities, 33.0 alchemies.
4: The L[]rd 49.0 strength, 34.0 dexterity, 0.0 intelligence, 25.0 entities, 79.0 alchemies.
3: TECHPIECE 17.0 strength, 42.0 dexterity, 3.0 intelligence, 13.0 entities, 38.0 alchemies.
2: Pokefan 6.7 strength, 39.5 dexterity, 65.0 intelligence, 91.5 entities, 83.64 alchemies.
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