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I send an army of Tainted Creepers from Thaumcraft to make Notch explode, and also shoot him with lightning and ice from my Thaumcraft staff. I also catch him on fire with my Meloncraft wand.
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I'm on the CSM team, but I've retired from Minecraft modding for the most part. I made Cliffie's Goos.
I'm an old-timer, been around since Alpha. MC: Windows 10 edition is like the uncanny valley, almost modern Minecraft but off in every way.
I have an XBox tag, but only because I needed one to try the Windows 10 version. I don't have an XBox.
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I summon an absolutely endgame rocket launcher from Borderlands, give myself a strength 100.000.000 buff, and shoot everything I can find with it until I manage to run out of my hundred ammo for the thing.
I summon the most embarrassing people of the minecraft community, amplify emotional effect in the area and give the "them" drugs also amplify the effect of damaging notch a lot.
I send an army of Tainted Creepers from Thaumcraft to make Notch explode, and also shoot him with lightning and ice from my Thaumcraft staff. I also catch him on fire with my Meloncraft wand.
I summon an absolutely endgame rocket launcher from Borderlands, give myself a strength 100.000.000 buff, and shoot everything I can find with it until I manage to run out of my hundred ammo for the thing.
I summon the most embarrassing people of the minecraft community, amplify emotional effect in the area and give the "them" drugs also amplify the effect of damaging notch a lot.
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I summon from my non-godmodder self in another thread some what like this a buffed old creation.
UBER Battleship Carrier Special: Builds 1 Hanger and shield generator per turn
HP:900 Billion Shield: 500 Billion HP
Turrets:100 Million HP x 100
-Each Turret does 500 Billion damage individuality
Anti-air turrets: 100 Billion HP x20
-2 Trillion damage against Air units
-0 damage against ground units
Heavy Turrets: 200 Billion HP x50
-Each Heavy Turret does 1 Trillion damage individuality
Hanger (Spawns 100 repair drones and assault drones per turn): 900 Billion HP
Shield Generator (Heals the shield to full HP each turn): 500 Billion
-Shield must be destroyed to damage the Carrier or anything on the Carrier
Repair Drone
HP:10 Billion
Special: Builds 10 Turrets, AA turrets, and heavy turrets per turn
Assault Drone HP:10 Billion
Damage: 10 Billion per turn
Part 4 of 5: The Necroa virus begins to spread rapidly. People infected earlier now feel the same hunger. Patient Zero has seemingly died, cause of death unknown.
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I shoot Notch with my Controlled Self-Terminated Black Hole Gun.
40 trillion damage!
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I build a giant mini-gun! That can shoot lasers at mach 10! (Idk how that works)
40 trillion damage!
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I summon the Robo-Magikarp Golem!
Robo-Magikarp Golem Core [1T/1Thp] [25% shields] [Summons 15M Mega Magikarp every update] [Summons 2 Robo-Magikarp Claws every 2 updates] [Summons 2 Robo-Magikarp Legs every 2 updates] [Summons 1 Magikarp Missile Turret every 2 updates]
Robo-Magikarp Golem Claw [500B/500Bhp] [300B attack] [Summons 6M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Robo-Magikarp Golem Leg [500B/500Bhp] [150B attack] [Summons 8M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Magikarp Missile Turret [750B/750Bhp] [1T attack] [Attacks every two turns] [Summons 20M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Mega Magikarp [50/50hp] [25K damage]
Notch desperately blows the entire thing up the moment it spawns.
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I summon from my non-godmodder self in another thread some what like this a buffed old creation.
UBER Battleship Carrier Special: Builds 1 Hanger and shield generator per turn
HP:900 Billion Shield: 500 Billion HP
Turrets:100 Million HP x 100
-Each Turret does 500 Billion damage individuality
Anti-air turrets: 100 Billion HP x20
-2 Trillion damage against Air units
-0 damage against ground units
Heavy Turrets: 200 Billion HP x50
-Each Heavy Turret does 1 Trillion damage individuality
Hanger (Spawns 100 repair drones and assault drones per turn): 900 Billion HP
Shield Generator (Heals the shield to full HP each turn): 500 Billion
-Shield must be destroyed to damage the Carrier or anything on the Carrier
Repair Drone
HP:10 Billion
Special: Builds 10 Turrets, AA turrets, and heavy turrets per turn
Assault Drone HP:10 Billion
Damage: 10 Billion per turn
Notch desperately downs the entire thing the moment it spawns.
Quote from engie_ninja»Part 4 of 5: The Necroa virus begins to spread rapidly. People infected earlier now feel the same hunger. Patient Zero has seemingly died, cause of death unknown.
While I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be cool, it's too late. Notch genocides all the people.
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Lets say the cloning machine clones entities, with limites. What are those limites? You decide.
I punch notch. with a forum.
Notch blows up the cloning machine.
Your not particularly creative attack does 5 trillion damage.
Notch [0/1,000T]
Notch falls over, and can do nothing but wait for revival.
However, these couple of seconds is enough to seal his fate.
Notch revives at the same spot, but it is too late.
Notch [1,000T/1,000T]
Herobrine's red beam crashes into Notch.
It deals hundreds of trillions of damage a second.
By the time Notch can get his blue beam going again, he is severely damaged.
Notch [200T/1,000T]
For a couple of seconds, it seems you may have to continue the battle...
But the Godmodder has escaped from his energy prison.
He teleports behind Notch, and slices into him with his overpowered sword.
Notch [100T/1,000T]
Notch turns around, preparing to blast the Godmodder into oblivion.
The godmodder motions to you, and you understand what it means.
You all take out your most powerful weapons.
Notch blasts the godmodder with a massive beam of blue.
The godmodder falls to the ground, but his sacrifice will not be for nothing.
While he is distracted, you all attack Notch with your full godmodder powers.
Notch [1T/1,000T]
Notch's beam fizzles, he is almost spent.
Before you can finish him, Herobrine freezes you in place with his staff.
Only his staff can kill Notch for good.
Herobrine walks over to Notch, and they have a conversation you cannot hear.
Then, Herobrine touches his staff's crystal to Notch's forehead.
Notch's eyes go dark, and Herobrine's glow even brighter.
Notch [0T/1,000T]
His staff glows a radiant red, it's power unlike any you have ever seen.
He points the staff at you, and you prepare to be unfrozen.
It never happens.
Instead, a half dozen red beams shoot out of it.
When they hit you, you are immediately vaporized.
In the real world, you stare at the screen...
You have learnt a lesson from this.
Not, don't be evil, or don't godmod.
Those are boring lessons.
What you have learnt, is never, ever, trust a bigger bad than you.
Heh. I was considering making a Mann vs. Machine-based forum game once DTG2 was over. I can't wait to see how this will turn out, and I look forward to it.
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Curse PremiumI'm on the CSM team, but I've retired from Minecraft modding for the most part. I made Cliffie's Goos.
I'm an old-timer, been around since Alpha. MC: Windows 10 edition is like the uncanny valley, almost modern Minecraft but off in every way.
I have an XBox tag, but only because I needed one to try the Windows 10 version. I don't have an XBox.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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For an attack, 100B is next to nothing. 10 trillion damage.
So, is this like a 5 post charge?
1 summoned.
20 trillion damage!
20 trillion damage!
Yeah. I'd add the cloning machine now, but I have no idea what it does.
20 trillion damage!
20 trillion damage!
10 billion people summoned.
Your entities deal 1 trillion damage to Notch.
Notch, quickly approaching critical health levels, wipes out the magikarp golem completely.
Notch [84T/1,000T]
Zomboss Spawner x1 [500B/500Bhp] [Spawns 2 Zombosses every update]
Zomboss x6 [100B/100Bhp] [50B damage]
LSSJ Broly [550/550B hp] [550B damage] [+100B attack and 100B max HP each update] [Fully heals each update] [Stay alive with one hp twice]
Giant Mage [500B/500B hp] [100B damage]
People x26B [50/50hp] [20 damage]
Godzilla [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage]
Mecha Notch Clone [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage]
Yes, Notch is taking less damage from your attacks. Because I don't have time to write the end-of-game scene today.
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Curse PremiumI'm on the CSM team, but I've retired from Minecraft modding for the most part. I made Cliffie's Goos.
I'm an old-timer, been around since Alpha. MC: Windows 10 edition is like the uncanny valley, almost modern Minecraft but off in every way.
I have an XBox tag, but only because I needed one to try the Windows 10 version. I don't have an XBox.
Believe in the me who believes in the you.
You've found my secret. Have a cookie!
Robo-Magikarp Golem Core [1T/1Thp] [25% shields] [Summons 15M Mega Magikarp every update] [Summons 2 Robo-Magikarp Claws every 2 updates] [Summons 2 Robo-Magikarp Legs every 2 updates] [Summons 1 Magikarp Missile Turret every 2 updates]
Robo-Magikarp Golem Claw [500B/500Bhp] [300B attack] [Summons 6M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Robo-Magikarp Golem Leg [500B/500Bhp] [150B attack] [Summons 8M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Magikarp Missile Turret [750B/750Bhp] [1T attack] [Attacks every two turns] [Summons 20M Mega Magikarp every attack]
Mega Magikarp [50/50hp] [25K damage]
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UBER Battleship Carrier Special: Builds 1 Hanger and shield generator per turn
HP:900 Billion Shield: 500 Billion HP
Turrets:100 Million HP x 100
-Each Turret does 500 Billion damage individuality
Anti-air turrets: 100 Billion HP x20
-2 Trillion damage against Air units
-0 damage against ground units
Heavy Turrets: 200 Billion HP x50
-Each Heavy Turret does 1 Trillion damage individuality
Hanger (Spawns 100 repair drones and assault drones per turn): 900 Billion HP
Shield Generator (Heals the shield to full HP each turn): 500 Billion
-Shield must be destroyed to damage the Carrier or anything on the Carrier
Repair Drone
HP:10 Billion
Special: Builds 10 Turrets, AA turrets, and heavy turrets per turn
Assault Drone HP:10 Billion
Damage: 10 Billion per turn
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
40 trillion damage!
40 trillion damage!
Notch desperately blows the entire thing up the moment it spawns.
Notch desperately downs the entire thing the moment it spawns.
While I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be cool, it's too late. Notch genocides all the people.
Notch blows up the cloning machine.
Your not particularly creative attack does 5 trillion damage.
Notch [0/1,000T]
Notch falls over, and can do nothing but wait for revival.
However, these couple of seconds is enough to seal his fate.
Notch revives at the same spot, but it is too late.
Notch [1,000T/1,000T]
Herobrine's red beam crashes into Notch.
It deals hundreds of trillions of damage a second.
By the time Notch can get his blue beam going again, he is severely damaged.
Notch [200T/1,000T]
For a couple of seconds, it seems you may have to continue the battle...
But the Godmodder has escaped from his energy prison.
He teleports behind Notch, and slices into him with his overpowered sword.
Notch [100T/1,000T]
Notch turns around, preparing to blast the Godmodder into oblivion.
The godmodder motions to you, and you understand what it means.
You all take out your most powerful weapons.
Notch blasts the godmodder with a massive beam of blue.
The godmodder falls to the ground, but his sacrifice will not be for nothing.
While he is distracted, you all attack Notch with your full godmodder powers.
Notch [1T/1,000T]
Notch's beam fizzles, he is almost spent.
Before you can finish him, Herobrine freezes you in place with his staff.
Only his staff can kill Notch for good.
Herobrine walks over to Notch, and they have a conversation you cannot hear.
Then, Herobrine touches his staff's crystal to Notch's forehead.
Notch's eyes go dark, and Herobrine's glow even brighter.
Notch [0T/1,000T]
His staff glows a radiant red, it's power unlike any you have ever seen.
He points the staff at you, and you prepare to be unfrozen.
It never happens.
Instead, a half dozen red beams shoot out of it.
When they hit you, you are immediately vaporized.
In the real world, you stare at the screen...
You have learnt a lesson from this.
Not, don't be evil, or don't godmod.
Those are boring lessons.
What you have learnt, is never, ever, trust a bigger bad than you.
Feedback? Comments? Questions? Anything else?
I will be starting a new forum game soon, likely within the next week.
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Believe in the me who believes in the you.
You've found my secret. Have a cookie!
Now, here's a question, why am I trusting you, H3r0br1n3?
B3cau5e I... Uh... Hmm... W3ll, heh... Because 1'm trus7w0rthy? I guess?
Amazing... Great, an AI we can't trust, because he's also a dark god/spirit/computer virus...
Meh, he's been trustworthy so far...
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Alright. Well, maybe not the OP, but I'll link it.
It won't be similar to this though. I might as well tell you what it'll be like.
Well, it'll be TF2 based. I don't think that really leaves a lot of open possibilities on the type of game.
Heh. I was considering making a Mann vs. Machine-based forum game once DTG2 was over. I can't wait to see how this will turn out, and I look forward to it.