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oh ;3 sorry the zomboss spawner has 50000 health (you can lower it if you like)

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oh ;3 sorry the zomboss spawner has 50000 health (you can lower it if you like)

That is the weakest dumb idea...

I summon a Fleshpound. Because, y'know, those things are crazy strong. Unless you're a demo or sharpie.

Fleshpound: 590B/590B HP, 61B damage
(Yeah, couldn't get any better damage figures because the difference between KF Specimen health and damage and KF Player health and damage is enormous.)

rides a notch clone into battle*

I set off a nuke at the Avatar, because it's useless right now.

I smash Notch with the power of love.

ly hate

plus some monumental rage

-ing anger of all hell combined

added with multiple lines

of speech

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No, I mean that I use the move Ship. You know, the Pirate Ship.

Oh. That probably isn't the best idea, but okay.

Quote from Creepershlap

oh ;3 sorry the zomboss spawner has 50000 health (you can lower it if you like)

50,000... How about 500 billion? And I was really asking for the stats of the zombosses.

Quote from engie_ninja

That is the weakest dumb idea...

I summon a Fleshpound. Because, y'know, those things are crazy strong. Unless you're a demo or sharpie.

Fleshpound: 590B/590B HP, 61B damage
(Yeah, couldn't get any better damage figures because the difference between KF Specimen health and damage and KF Player health and damage is enormous.)

No idea what that means. Added.

Quote from Creepershlap

rides a notch clone into battle*

Notch Clone summoned. I'll just give it generic stats. And no, they are not Notch stats.

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I set off a nuke at the Avatar, because it's useless right now.

Avatar killed!

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I crash a floating island from the Skydimension into Notch.

20 trillion damage, the wall is destroyed as well!

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MOON pulling: 2/15
i drop a 500x500x500 cube of sand on notch, suffocating him

5 trillion damage

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I smash Notch with the power of love.

ly hate

plus some monumental rage

-ing anger of all hell combined

added with multiple lines

of speech

Okay... 25 trillion damage.

I throw Notch into the void for 25 trillion damage

Your entities deal a generously rounded 1 trillion.

Notch laughs at your pitiful entities and takes a nap for the update.

Notch [530,929,929,819,999/1,000,000,000,000,000hp]

Chernobyl Tank [500B/500B hp] [425B damage] [1T damage upon destruction]
Pirate Ship [500B/500Bhp] [90/100 ammo]
Space Saucer [600B/600Bhp] [100B damage]
Notch Clone [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage]

Moon 3/15

i form a lightning storm on notch and it electrocutes him

I take all the charges i have already (4 for a Meteor of Hats, 4 for the gadouken, and one for this post) to make a well placed kick in Notch's face.

Notch takes a kick to the face 9/9

I put on majoras mask, Dramatically in spitting up the moon pulling.

6/15

I summon the Magikarp Golem! But better!

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Torso [1T/1Thp] [25% armor] [Summons 750 Mega Magikarps per update] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arms every 2 updates] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Legs every 2 updates]

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arm x2 [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage] [Summons 200 Mega Magikarps every attack]

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Leg x2 [500B/500Bhp] [50B damage] [Summons 300 Mega Magikarps every attack]

Mega Magikarp x500 [1/1hp] [2000 damage]

"Gotta go ham."

I pull out a Ham Shank, charge at Notch, and smack him in the face with it.

you can make the zombosses and the spawner have however mush health you want but i hypnotixe notch then drop him in a vat of acid

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Moon 3/15

i form a lightning storm on notch and it electrocutes him

5 trillion damage.

Quote from K4yne

I take all the charges i have already (4 for a Meteor of Hats, 4 for the gadouken, and one for this post) to make a well placed kick in Notch's face.

Notch takes a kick to the face 9/9

50 trillion damage!

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I put on majoras mask, Dramatically in spitting up the moon pulling.

6/15

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

I summon the Magikarp Golem! But better!

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Torso [1T/1Thp] [25% armor] [Summons 750 Mega Magikarps per update] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arms every 2 updates] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Legs every 2 updates]

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arm x2 [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage] [Summons 200 Mega Magikarps every attack]

Magikarp Golem 2.0 Leg x2 [500B/500Bhp] [50B damage] [Summons 300 Mega Magikarps every attack]

Mega Magikarp x500 [1/1hp] [2000 damage]

Added. The mega magikarp are weaker?

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I drop The End on Notch, and cause all Endermen and the Enderdragon to get aggro'd and attack Notch as well.

35 trillion damage!

Quote from BlazingShadow

I continue building the ZX-263 Prototype Supernova Cannon Starbase

4/10

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Moon 7/15 to add to the storm, I add moar swirling TNT in to the storm to spawn on notch

20 trillion damage!

Quote from engie_ninja

"Gotta go ham."

I pull out a Ham Shank, charge at Notch, and smack him in the face with it.

10 trillion damage!

Quote from Creepershlap

you can make the zombosses and the spawner have however mush health you want but i hypnotixe notch then drop him in a vat of acid

10 trillion damage! Alright. Added.

Your entities deal a whopping 1 trillion damage.

Notch sinks the pirate ship.
He also sues the clone into oblivion for impersonation.

End of turn things.

Notch [389,929,929,819,999/1,000,000,000,000,000hp]

Chernobyl Tank [500B/500B hp] [425B damage] [1T damage upon destruction]
Space Saucer [600B/600Bhp] [100B damage]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Torso [1T/1Thp] [25% armor] [Summons 750 Mega Magikarps per update] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arms every 2 updates|1 update until spawn] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Legs every 2 updates|1 update until spawn]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arm x2 [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage] [Summons 200 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Leg x2 [500B/500Bhp] [50B damage] [Summons 300 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Mega Magikarp x2,250 [1/1hp] [2000 damage]
Zomboss Spawner [500B/500Bhp] [Spawns 2 Zombosses every update]
Zomboss x2 [100B/100Bhp] [50B damage]

i summon a explosive poisind rainbow glittery doge coin pie and make notch eat it

Okay, I upgrade the Mega Magikarp to 100 hp, and 300 damage, as well as boosting the torso to 1500 MMs per update, and arms and legs to 400 and 500 MMs.