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I redirect the moon's orbit to intersect the Battlefield. Boom.

I whack Notch with the Ham Shank again.

i use thunder bolt on markus peterson (notch)

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i summon a explosive poisind rainbow glittery doge coin pie and make notch eat it

5 trillion damage

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

Okay, I upgrade the Mega Magikarp to 100 hp, and 300 damage, as well as boosting the torso to 1500 MMs per update, and arms and legs to 400 and 500 MMs.

Okay. Changed. Wait...300 damage? You mean 3000? Still really weak.

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I redirect the moon's orbit to intersect the Battlefield. Boom.

40 trillion damage!

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I whack Notch with the Ham Shank again.

5 trillion damage!

Quote from Creepershlap

i use thunder bolt on markus peterson (notch)

10 trillion damage!

I throw a vast of acid on Notch, 20 trillion damage.

Your entities deal 1 trillion damage to Notch.

Notch destroys the chernobyl tank, taking 1 trillion damage in return.

End of turn things.

Notch [307,929,929,819,999/1,000,000,000,000,000hp]

Space Saucer [600B/600Bhp] [100B damage]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Torso [1T/1Thp] [25% armor] [Summons 1,500 Mega Magikarps per update] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arms every 2 updates|2 update until spawn] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Legs every 2 updates|2 update until spawn]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arm x4 [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage] [Summons 400 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Leg x4 [500B/500Bhp] [50B damage] [Summons 500 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Mega Magikarp x4,600 [100/100hp] [3,000 damage]
Zomboss Spawner [500B/500Bhp] [Spawns 2 Zombosses every update]
Zomboss x4 [100B/100Bhp] [50B damage]

I incase him in the void, then drop the nether on him making everything agro him.

Fine, fine. 10K damage then.

"Nooooooo. My tank!"

I increase the size of my Ham Sank immensely, so much in fact that I have to use both hands to wield it properly, then leap into the air, energy gathering around it, before coming back down to land with a mighty downwards smash, straight onto Notch.

I give him some poisoned bread,dealing 15 % his total health over 3 turns.
Then I knife Notch.. into heart, and then throw some saucer's attack on him thereby regaining 10 energy.

I attack Notch with the most damaging thing known to man. Slash Fiction of him. And he will take extra damage when it's revealed he's been shipped with [REDACTED]!

I create some CRT Soldiers(10)

CRT Soldier[60B health] has following attacks/abilities/perks:

Static Blade[20B damage, reflects ALL damage this turn, auto-activates when Notch hits][CD: 1 turn]

Golden Gun[40B damage, restricts healing]

Gauss Cannon[120B damage, EMP+][CD: 2 turns]

Shocker[40B damage, Analysis+][CD: 1 turns]

Missile Launcher[75B damage to 2 different targets]

Freezethrower[30B damage to 3 different targets, Freeze++][CD: 2 turns]

Nano Bots[regenerate 10% total health every turn][passive]

Power[Boosts allies damage by 50%, stacks][passive]

Secondary Refill[Refills allies energy, ammo and such things 1/turn][passive]

I summon a magikarp golem torso and an arm and a leg.

I summon a million Mega Magikarps.

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I incase him in the void, then drop the nether on him making everything agro him.

25 trillion damage!

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

Fine, fine. 10K damage then.

Okay.

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"Nooooooo. My tank!"

I increase the size of my Ham Sank immensely, so much in fact that I have to use both hands to wield it properly, then leap into the air, energy gathering around it, before coming back down to land with a mighty downwards smash, straight onto Notch.

15 trillion damage!

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I give him some poisoned bread,dealing 15 % his total health over 3 turns.
Then I knife Notch.. into heart, and then throw some saucer's attack on him thereby regaining 10 energy.

He rejects your bread, but the stab does 5 trillion damage.

Quote from K4yne

I attack Notch with the most damaging thing known to man. Slash Fiction of him. And he will take extra damage when it's revealed he's been shipped with [REDACTED]!

35 trillion damage!

Quote from MinecraftSiegeEngineer

I create some CRT Soldiers(10)

CRT Soldier[60B health] has following attacks/abilities/perks:

Static Blade[20B damage, reflects ALL damage this turn, auto-activates when Notch hits][CD: 1 turn]

Golden Gun[40B damage, restricts healing]

Gauss Cannon[120B damage, EMP+][CD: 2 turns]

Shocker[40B damage, Analysis+][CD: 1 turns]

Missile Launcher[75B damage to 2 different targets]

Freezethrower[30B damage to 3 different targets, Freeze++][CD: 2 turns]

Nano Bots[regenerate 10% total health every turn][passive]

Power[Boosts allies damage by 50%, stacks][passive]

Secondary Refill[Refills allies energy, ammo and such things 1/turn][passive]

You'll have to say what attack you use. Default will be 40B.

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I summon a magikarp golem torso and an arm and a leg.

Added.

Quote from ka_doink1234o0

I summon a million Mega Magikarps.

Summoned! Not would be a good time to point out mega-magikarp don't exist and never will. What they should add is mega-bibarel.

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I'm running out of dimensions to drop on Notch, so I'll just give him a good exploding punch to the face instead.

10 trillion damage.

Your entities deal 1 trillion damage.

Now, you've probably been wondering why you would bother summoning entities at all at this point.
The answer... The Grace Enderdragon.
Guarding Notch from all damage, and immune to all player attacks, you will have to rely on entities.

So basically, for all your intents and purposes, Notch isn't on the field.
But he can still attack.

End of turn things.
Spawns from the golem are basically irrelevant now, so I will ignore them for convenience's sake.

Notch [216T/1,000T] [100% Unbypassable, don't even try guarding from grace enderdragon]

Grace Enderdragon [10T/10T] [1T damage] [Immune to player attacks]
Grace Ender Crystals x3 [1T/1T] [+1T to enderdragon every update]

Space Saucer [600B/600Bhp] [100B damage]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Torso x2 [1T/1Thp] [25% armor] [Summons 1,500 Mega Magikarps per update] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arms every 2 updates|1 update until spawn] [Summons 2 Magikarp Golem 2.0 Legs every 2 updates|1 update until spawn]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Arm x5 [500B/500Bhp] [100B damage] [Summons 400 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Magikarp Golem 2.0 Leg x5 [500B/500Bhp] [50B damage] [Summons 500 Mega Magikarps every attack]
Mega Magikarp x1,000,000 [100/100hp] [10,000 damage]
Zomboss Spawner [500B/500Bhp] [Spawns 2 Zombosses every update]
Zomboss x6 [100B/100Bhp] [50B damage]
CRT Soldier x10 [60B health] [40B damage]

I summon a Mini-Mainframe.

Mini-Mainframe: 20T/20T health, 5T damage [currently in orbit 5, cannot be hit - descending at 1 orbit per turn]

I summon the Fiberglass Cannon!

Fiberglass Cannon [1/1hp] [No damage] [Stuns target for 1 update with intense itchiness] [Target: Grace Enderdragon]

I summon 2 magikarp golem arms and legs each, because I'm too lazy to summon my own entities.

I upgrade the torsos to 20,000 MMs per update, the arms to 5,000, and the legs to 7,500.