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Robot 1,000,000,000,000 health, 5% total enemy health as damage.
Okay, health in the trillions is a bit much. Analysis is really OP. And base damage is a trillion. Yeah, no. Look at other people's summons as an example.
I call in a strike from an orbital cannon. 25 trillion damage.
All entities deal 232 billion to Notch! All of these figures are rounded to the nearest bunch...thing.
The CALAT Generator and CALATS are destroyed by Notch, they deal 100,000 damage in counter attacks.
You know, Notch just annihilates anything operating under the previus million damage system, because they really aren't doing anything.
Notch also reduces the intergrity of the heart to 0%.
The discotron 3000 and the mecha-football zombie both go down to Notch.
And the gold cannon, as predicted, easily shatters.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I put on a fancy tuxedo and ask a bartender for a martini. Shaken, not stirred. He shakes up a can of martini and hands it to me. I tell Notch, "Why don't you try some shaken martini in a can?" He asks the bartender, and he gives Notch a shaken martini can. Notch opens the can and a spray of carbonated martini bursts into his face, severely hurting his self-confidence. Oh, and did I mention that I snuck some really pointy shards of crystal and some tacks into the beer before Notch opened it? Well, I did. So Notch is hurt in self-confidence, and also physically hurt.
I pull out a Cerberus machine gun and empty the entire 150 round belt at Notch.
Okay... I looked it up. Doing some simple math, you would do like 2,000 damage.
Perhaps it's impressive in that game, but one someone with trillion of health? N.
I put on a fancy tuxedo and ask a bartender for a martini. Shaken, not stirred. He shakes up a can of martini and hands it to me. I tell Notch, "Why don't you try some shaken martini in a can?" He asks the bartender, and he gives Notch a shaken martini can. Notch opens the can and a spray of carbonated martini bursts into his face, severely hurting his self-confidence. Oh, and did I mention that I snuck some really pointy shards of crystal and some tacks into the beer before Notch opened it? Well, I did. So Notch is hurt in self-confidence, and also physically hurt.
I want to say that wouldn't do a lot of damage just because of what you did wouldn't hurt him a lot, but screw it. 25 trillion damage.
Fusion Generator: 500B/500B HP, +1B Shield regeneration while active
Critical Explosion: 10T damage, activates upon death
"We need to bring MUCH stronger entities into this battle."
While Health doesn't really matter at this stage, I'd like to be consistent. Added with 500B health, no shields, and all weapons combind into one indestructible one.
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Um... okay. You can use those 2 charges on the bomb for this.
I nuke Notch boringly, 10 trillion damage
Your entities deal 517 billion damage to Notch.
Oxygen heals two entities.
Yeah, I suggest you guys focus more on damage that health, because remember, Notch doesn't have set damage output, but he does have set health.
Notch takes out Gargantuar Prime in one hit, bypassing the spawning of a bugbot.
He also takes out the remaining 2H to death.
He blasts the godmodder's toenail for 50B damage.
I come into the battlefield unexpectedly, riding a 30-megaton nuke while swinging my cowboy hat around on my way to Notch's crotch.
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I summon a Pirate Ship!
Pirate Ship [500B/500Bhp] [100/100 ammo]
Attacks:
Pirate [Steals 50B health] [If target has less than that, steal its health and kill it] [Requires 10 ammo]
Ship [Link two entities together] [If one is damaged, the other is damaged too] [Requires 10 ammo]
Hearty Yarr [Regains 100B health] [Requires 10 ammo]
Tumblr Har [Regains 25 ammo] [Requires 10 ammo]
NOW
Hmm, I'm not going to go so far as to ban charging, but I won't recommend it.
Added. Damage = High. Health = Low. Likelihood of surviving this update = low.
Yeah.... you can't do that. It's 2/5.
Infinite attack. Infinite attack. You can have the time eater with halved stats.
2 posts an update, and that's not how charging works.
How... how would a toenail come out but... what.
That damage is really low, but if you insist. Added.
Okay, health in the trillions is a bit much. Analysis is really OP. And base damage is a trillion. Yeah, no. Look at other people's summons as an example.
To make a "notch" in such a powerful entity, you'd have to deal about.... 20 trillion damage.
That is really OP as well... True, it costs almost all your energy. Well... it won't be OP once you write some less OP stats for the saucer itself.
2 post an update rule still in effect
I call in a strike from an orbital cannon. 25 trillion damage.
All entities deal 232 billion to Notch! All of these figures are rounded to the nearest bunch...thing.
The CALAT Generator and CALATS are destroyed by Notch, they deal 100,000 damage in counter attacks.
You know, Notch just annihilates anything operating under the previus million damage system, because they really aren't doing anything.
Notch also reduces the intergrity of the heart to 0%.
The discotron 3000 and the mecha-football zombie both go down to Notch.
And the gold cannon, as predicted, easily shatters.
Notch [849,917,929,819,999/1,000,000,000,000,000hp]
The Head: 75% integrity (+10% higher ACCURACY, +10% higher CRITICAL HIT CHANCE)
The Hero: 75% integrity (+10% higher CRITICAL HIT DAMAGE, +10% higher TENACITY)
Robocone: [75/100 billion hp] [1 billion damage] [50% chance to hit twice]
Gargantaur Prime [100/150 billion hp][80 billion damage] [Spawns bugbot at 50 billion hp]
Bugbot [16/16 billion hp] [500 million damage] [Ignores guarding]The Godmodder's Toenail [100B/100Bhp] [1M damage]
Once Notch reaches 200 trillion health, he will start spawning opposing entities.
Fluoride Elemental [60B/60Bhp] [2B damage] [50% chance of poisoning]
Polonium Elemental [75B/75Bhp] [1B damage] [25% armor] [50% chance of poisoning]
Sodium Elemental [50B/50Bhp] [6B damage] [When killed, the attacker takes 80B damage]
Flerovium Elemental [80B/80Bhp] [2B damage] [Each consecutive attack doubles in damage]
Oxygen Elemental [80B/80Bhp] [Heals 5B health to three PG entities per update]
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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New analysis: 200% more susceptibility.
MY BOTH TWINS, ATTACK!!!
All spawns work. 2 Raze soldiers spawn.
NOW
Chernobyl Tank
1T/1T HP
1B/1B Shields
Weaponry:
Defense Autogun: cannot be destroyed, 50B damage
Radiation Beam: 200B/200B HP, 100B damage
Nuclear Waste Cannon: 450B/450B HP, 275B damage
Fusion Generator: 500B/500B HP, +1B Shield regeneration while active
Critical Explosion: 10T damage, activates upon death
"We need to bring MUCH stronger entities into this battle."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Added!
Okay... I looked it up. Doing some simple math, you would do like 2,000 damage.
Perhaps it's impressive in that game, but one someone with trillion of health? N.
I want to say that wouldn't do a lot of damage just because of what you did wouldn't hurt him a lot, but screw it. 25 trillion damage.
No. Look at other people's stats.
While Health doesn't really matter at this stage, I'd like to be consistent. Added with 500B health, no shields, and all weapons combind into one indestructible one.
Um... okay. You can use those 2 charges on the bomb for this.
I nuke Notch boringly, 10 trillion damage
Your entities deal 517 billion damage to Notch.
Oxygen heals two entities.
Yeah, I suggest you guys focus more on damage that health, because remember, Notch doesn't have set damage output, but he does have set health.
Notch takes out Gargantuar Prime in one hit, bypassing the spawning of a bugbot.
He also takes out the remaining 2H to death.
He blasts the godmodder's toenail for 50B damage.
Notch [814,917,929,819,999/1,000,000,000,000,000hp]
Robocone: [80/100 billion hp] [1 billion damage] [50% chance to hit twice]
The Godmodder's Toenail [50B/100Bhp] [1M damage]
Fluoride Elemental [60B/60Bhp] [2B damage] [50% chance of poisoning]
Polonium Elemental [75B/75Bhp] [1B damage] [25% armor] [50% chance of poisoning]
Sodium Elemental [50B/50Bhp] [6B damage] [When killed, the attacker takes 80B damage]
Flerovium Elemental [80B/80Bhp] [2B damage] [Each consecutive attack doubles in damage]
Oxygen Elemental [80B/80Bhp] [Heals 5B health to three PG entities per update]
Chernobyl Tank [500B/500B hp] [425B damage] [1T damage upon destruction]
NOW
doge coin complete i dropped it on notch after painting it like a rainbow
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I analysis Notch.
65 Energy
Waves of dark ponies rush by and corrupt Notch with brony-ness, inflicting hurtful damage.
NOW
Pirate Ship [500B/500Bhp] [100/100 ammo]
Attacks:
Pirate [Steals 50B health] [If target has less than that, steal its health and kill it] [Requires 10 ammo]
Ship [Link two entities together] [If one is damaged, the other is damaged too] [Requires 10 ammo]
Hearty Yarr [Regains 100B health] [Requires 10 ammo]
Tumblr Har [Regains 25 ammo] [Requires 10 ammo]
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