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I grab out a modernized version of the Twin Hooks (kung fu monk guy weapon) to climb up to a vantage point, then, at the top, fire a signal flare upwards. A giant laser beam from SPESS then blasts Jeb in the face.
Jeb holds up a giant mirror. However, the reflected laser burns up 25 wall guards.
The flying saucer takes out an archer tower.
A catapult takes out the battalion
Two catapults kill the captain
The last two catapults kill 22 wall guards.
I kill 3 wall guards.
Battering rams take out all archer towers.
The last battering ram attacks the wall.
The wall guards take out 4 catapults.
THE Godmodder readies his artillery.
Flak Cannons arrive for the AG side.
The Battlefield: Stone Brick Wall [450,000/500,000hp] Wall Guards x200 [500/500hp] [250 damage] Flak Cannon x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Flying Saucer [50,000/50,000hp] [25% Resistance to Damage] [Railgun|25,000 damage]
Catapult x1 [25,000/25,000hp] [50,000 damage]
Battering Ram x5 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures]
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I hold out my hand and push it on the wind, then the area near the flak cannons begin being pushed away, and then I clap my hands together, which makes the ground come up and crush the flak cannons.
Okay, as my godmodding, I take the flak cannons, and turn them inside out, then set them all off, every flak cannon takes 10000 damage from their own cannons before reverting back to normal.
I hold out my hand and push it on the wind, then the area near the flak cannons begin being pushed away, and then I clap my hands together, which makes the ground come up and crush the flak cannons.
You deal 2,500 damage to each flak cannon.
The ground smashes into the flak cannons for 1,500 damage each.
Okay, as my godmodding, I take the flak cannons, and turn them inside out, then set them all off, every flak cannon takes 10000 damage from their own cannons before reverting back to normal.
I ready the biggest bomb ever made IRL... 1/5...
You turn them inside out, that disables their firing mechanism, needless to say.
But, the very act deals 1,500 damage to all of them
1/5, The Tsar Bomba?
The flying saucer takes out a flak cannon.
The catapult takes out another flak cannon.
The battering rams deal 250,000 damage to the wall.
THE Godmodder: Fire!
Suddenly a massive boom is heard.
Shells cover the sky, and head to toward the enemy lines...
2,000 damage to all flak cannons.
30 wall guards destroyed.
50,000 damage to stone brick wall.
3 flak cannons take out the flying saucer!
The rest take out one battering ram.
100 wall guards take out the last catapult.
50 wall guards deals 12.500 damage to a battering ram.
Reinforcements: We are almost at your position. Anti-air detected, priority to protect carriers until further orders.
The Battlefield: Stone Brick Wall [150,000/500,000hp] Wall Guards x150 [500/500hp] [250 damage] Flak Cannon x8 [20,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Battering Ram x3 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Battering Ram x1 [37,500/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
I right the flak cannons to the proper position, then hack their targeting program, each and every flak cannon fires at the cannon on the right, all of the flak cannons but one takes 10000 damage, and the wall guard unfortunate enough to be standing next to the flak cannon on the far right gets a face full of flak cannon fire.
2/5 for the tsar bomba... actually, 5 is probably too small without godmodding, I'll change it to a tactical nuke.
After doing that to the flak cannons, I then take all of them and redirect their sights onto the wall guards.
200000 damage total dealt from the flak cannons attack the wall guards, oh dear... it seems the walls guards only have 74500 hp combined (it would be 75000 but remember, the guy who died to friendly fire last attack). Well, guess there's no more tower guards.
Saucer fires the Railgun once more and charges its twin laser capacitors to be ready for another shot.
Saucer is moving at huge speeds and turning easily with very low g-force.
It makes it dodgy.
I right the flak cannons to the proper position, then hack their targeting program, each and every flak cannon fires at the cannon on the right, all of the flak cannons but one takes 10000 damage, and the wall guard unfortunate enough to be standing next to the flak cannon on the far right gets a face full of flak cannon fire.
2/5 for the tsar bomba... actually, 5 is probably too small without godmodding, I'll change it to a tactical nuke.
That's a bit unnecessary complicated.
You hack into the flak cannons, and successfully deal 1,5000 damage to all of them before Jeb kicks you out of their systems.
After doing that to the flak cannons, I then take all of them and redirect their sights onto the wall guards.
200000 damage total dealt from the flak cannons attack the wall guards, oh dear... it seems the walls guards only have 74500 hp combined (it would be 75000 but remember, the guy who died to friendly fire last attack). Well, guess there's no more tower guards.
3/5 for tactical nuke.
You manage to kill 25 wall guards before Jeb notices and stops you.
Saucer fires the Railgun once more and charges its twin laser capacitors to be ready for another shot.
Saucer is moving at huge speeds and turning easily with very low g-force.
It makes it dodgy.
Your saucer is dead! Do check the last update before posting.
The reinforcements arrive
Jeb: Well...
Jeb repairs the wall by 150,000 hp, and teleports the guards and cannons safely behind the wall.
Battering rams attack the wall
Egg pawns deal 10,000 damage to the wall
The ships destroy the wall.
A ship kills 20 wall guards.
The Anti AA destroys a Flak Cannon
8 units are made of ten wall guards and one flak cannon.
5 units take out all ground bombers.
3 units take out the groundcraft carriers. There are no survivors.
The air bombers fly about.
Jeb: Alright, the front line has fallen. Retreat and help defend out harbour. The Godmodder's navy is en route as we speak. Our navy is more powerful... probably.
Godmodder: Hunt them down! Leave no survivors.
The Godmodder deals 3,500 damage to all flak cannons.
The Battlefield: Wall Guards x80 [500/500hp] [250 damage] [Retreating: 25% less damage taken, 25% less damage dealt] Flak Cannon x8 [15,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage] [Retreating: 25% less damage taken, 25% less damage dealt]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Battering Ram x3 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Battering Ram x1 [37,500/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Egg Pawns x10 [1,000/1,000hp] [1000 damage]
Anti AA [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage to AA]
New Technology Aircraft x3 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Ship Strike Bomber x3 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [Slow] [Air only]
Microwave Gun x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Liquid Nitrogen Cannon Aircraft x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Plasma Cannon Saucer x2 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
MEGA BOOT! GO!!!!
Jeb suddenly gets hit by the infinity blade again, stripped of his commands, and then punted into the middle of the pro-godmodder army. He is not longer in the backfield, he will stay in the foreground, or I will drop kick him into the void.
That sounds like a Bullet Hell game theme. That gives me an idea...
Strike Force Danmaku: [1/15]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Complipedia
Ok
Jeb holds up a giant mirror. However, the reflected laser burns up 25 wall guards.
No two posts in one.
All PG entities will deal 10% more damage this update.
Alright
The flying saucer takes out an archer tower.
A catapult takes out the battalion
Two catapults kill the captain
The last two catapults kill 22 wall guards.
I kill 3 wall guards.
Battering rams take out all archer towers.
The last battering ram attacks the wall.
The wall guards take out 4 catapults.
THE Godmodder readies his artillery.
Flak Cannons arrive for the AG side.
The Battlefield:
Stone Brick Wall [450,000/500,000hp]
Wall Guards x200 [500/500hp] [250 damage]
Flak Cannon x10 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Flying Saucer [50,000/50,000hp] [25% Resistance to Damage] [Railgun|25,000 damage]
Catapult x1 [25,000/25,000hp] [50,000 damage]
Battering Ram x5 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures]
Reinforcements in 2 updates
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x2 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding 20 Minigunners]
New Technology Aircraft x3 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Ground Attack Bombers x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Slow]
Ship Strike Bomber x3 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [Slow]
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x1 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding Radar Truck]
Microwave Gun x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Liquid Nitrogen Cannon Aircraft x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Plasma Cannon Saucer x2 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
MinecraftMenno [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]
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I'll be making my great escape now!
I impatiently wait, and decide to look through the hacks I have available.
"Speedhack and Aimbot have both burnt out. That leaves me with Death Radius, Ultrahack, and the Team variants. Hmmm..."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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I ready the biggest bomb ever made IRL... 1/5...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Pro-Godmodder. Your allies.
You deal 2,500 damage to each flak cannon.
The ground smashes into the flak cannons for 1,500 damage each.
Hmmm...
Your laser vaporizes 20 wall guards.
You turn them inside out, that disables their firing mechanism, needless to say.
But, the very act deals 1,500 damage to all of them
1/5, The Tsar Bomba?
The flying saucer takes out a flak cannon.
The catapult takes out another flak cannon.
The battering rams deal 250,000 damage to the wall.
THE Godmodder: Fire!
Suddenly a massive boom is heard.
Shells cover the sky, and head to toward the enemy lines...
2,000 damage to all flak cannons.
30 wall guards destroyed.
50,000 damage to stone brick wall.
3 flak cannons take out the flying saucer!
The rest take out one battering ram.
100 wall guards take out the last catapult.
50 wall guards deals 12.500 damage to a battering ram.
Reinforcements: We are almost at your position. Anti-air detected, priority to protect carriers until further orders.
The Battlefield:
Stone Brick Wall [150,000/500,000hp]
Wall Guards x150 [500/500hp] [250 damage]
Flak Cannon x8 [20,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Battering Ram x3 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Battering Ram x1 [37,500/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Reinforcements in 1 updates
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x2 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding 20 Minigunners]
New Technology Aircraft x3 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Ground Attack Bombers x5 [25,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage] [Slow]
Ship Strike Bomber x3 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [Slow]
Groundcraft Carrier Saucer x1 [25,000/25,000hp] [Holding Radar Truck]
Microwave Gun x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Liquid Nitrogen Cannon Aircraft x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Plasma Cannon Saucer x2 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
Ampulagator [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]
2/5 for the tsar bomba... actually, 5 is probably too small without godmodding, I'll change it to a tactical nuke.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
[1/15]
If I helped you, click this magical green button
! Gives me power!
200000 damage total dealt from the flak cannons attack the wall guards, oh dear... it seems the walls guards only have 74500 hp combined (it would be 75000 but remember, the guy who died to friendly fire last attack). Well, guess there's no more tower guards.
3/5 for tactical nuke.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Egg Pawns are summoned to help the forces.
Saucer is moving at huge speeds and turning easily with very low g-force.
It makes it dodgy.
I phase over to where the enemies are, activate Death Radius hack, and then casually walk through them as they die due to unknown reasons.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Anti-Anti Air defences are being sent to help defend the UFO fleet.
That's a bit unnecessary complicated.
You hack into the flak cannons, and successfully deal 1,5000 damage to all of them before Jeb kicks you out of their systems.
Very well, tactical nuke.
Are you charging that?
It still won't work. Try summoning something else.
Chuck Norris has a bit of a grudge against the godmodder.
The flak cannons will deal 10% less damage this update.
You manage to kill 25 wall guards before Jeb notices and stops you.
10 egg pawns summoned. I gave them generic mook stats.
Your saucer is dead! Do check the last update before posting.
25 wall guards fall before your hack fades.
One anti AA has been built.
You can still attack!
The reinforcements arrive
Jeb: Well...
Jeb repairs the wall by 150,000 hp, and teleports the guards and cannons safely behind the wall.
Battering rams attack the wall
Egg pawns deal 10,000 damage to the wall
The ships destroy the wall.
A ship kills 20 wall guards.
The Anti AA destroys a Flak Cannon
8 units are made of ten wall guards and one flak cannon.
5 units take out all ground bombers.
3 units take out the groundcraft carriers. There are no survivors.
The air bombers fly about.
Jeb: Alright, the front line has fallen. Retreat and help defend out harbour. The Godmodder's navy is en route as we speak. Our navy is more powerful... probably.
Godmodder: Hunt them down! Leave no survivors.
The Godmodder deals 3,500 damage to all flak cannons.
The Battlefield:
Wall Guards x80 [500/500hp] [250 damage] [Retreating: 25% less damage taken, 25% less damage dealt]
Flak Cannon x8 [15,000/25,000hp] [25,000 damage to aircraft and infantry] [10,000 damage] [Retreating: 25% less damage taken, 25% less damage dealt]
THE Godmodder [100,000 damage]
Battering Ram x3 [50,000/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Battering Ram x1 [37,500/50,000hp] [50,000 damage to structures] [10,000 damage]
Egg Pawns x10 [1,000/1,000hp] [1000 damage]
Anti AA [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage to AA]
New Technology Aircraft x3 [10,000/10,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Ship Strike Bomber x3 [20,000/20,000hp] [20,000 damage] [Slow] [Air only]
Microwave Gun x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Liquid Nitrogen Cannon Aircraft x1 [10,000/10,000hp] [25,000 damage]
Plasma Cannon Saucer x2 [50,000/50,000hp] [10,000 damage]
Notch [1,000,000/1,000,000hp] [Observing]
Jeb [250,000/250,000hp] [100,000 damage] [In Backfield]
Godmodders:
Ampulagator [25,000/25,000hp]
Ninjatwist [25,000/25,000hp]
Pionoplayer [25,000/25,000hp]
Crusher [25,000/25,000hp]
Fseftr [25,000/25,000hp]
Duck [25,000/25,000hp]
TwinBuilder [25,000/25,000hp]
Sigma [25,000/25,000hp]
Ragno [25,000/25,000hp]
EndRPnT [25,000/25,000hp]
5l1n65h07 [25,000/25,000hp]
MinecraftSiegeEngineer [25,000/25,000hp]
engie_ninja [25,000/25,000hp]
Jeb suddenly gets hit by the infinity blade again, stripped of his commands, and then punted into the middle of the pro-godmodder army. He is not longer in the backfield, he will stay in the foreground, or I will drop kick him into the void.
4/5 for the tactical nuke
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I send some Egg Flappers to support the UFO fleet.