Hey, the potion supply is back. I use it to heal CogWynd this time. I also use emerald fire, lvl 10, emerald nova on the croach. Maybe that will deal extra fire damage. (Is there any reason to not use the lvl 10 one all the time?)
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Awkward potion OOO lava bucket = Potion of Burning done (I've actually made this before)
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 1/3
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 5/11
You use the Potion Supply to create a Healing Potion! +20,000 HP to CogWynd!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 EMERALD FIRE - EMERALD NOVA
You raise Ysera's Staff and whirl it around over your head, eventually creating a blazing halo of green fire that arches over you! A white ball of flame appears in the middle of it, and you point the staff at the Croach! The ball is flung over to the Croach and explodes in a massive green nova! 20,000 damage to the Croach!
I guess not. But if you use the same Battle Technique over and over, that could get Repetitive™.
POTION OF BURNING: A potion that, on use, will horribly burn the drinker. Best used as a Splash Potion.
POTION OF TAKEOVER: A sickly green potion that, on use, will spread itself inside the drinker's body and take it over, becoming one with the Vord. This can happen to any organic object as well.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of Cuts = Extended Potion of Flares (1/3)
((Oh, twin, just one note I forgot to mention when I was making notes before. The queens aren't supposed to be boss strength. They're stronger than the regular vord, but definitely not boss strength. Well, the first two at least.
Also, no, Hank isn't taken. Our players aren't takeable for various reasons. They can't take Minecraftians, and everyone that isn't a minecraftian is safe for some other reason. Also, that potion of life WAS me respawning. Just with a bit of flavour text since Hank can't respawn on his own.
And finally, the time lock happens instantly, Binary should be interacting with the others as normal because the entire encounter we're doing takes place in the instant piono started that. It shouldn't interfere with what anyone else does in relation to Binary. Might want to fix some response in your post above if you see this before you finish updating.
Ack, something I can't believe I didn't notice before. Keepers are a lot weaker than warriors. They've got like ten times as much health as they should, even considering the numbers in the updates to be hundreds of vord rather than just flat numbers.))
In the Conclave:
Engie was working on a weapons project, and I believe amp was too.
Alternate causality exploration is not 100% reliable though, so it may be different in reality.
But no, your propaganda campaign doesn't actually concern anyone.
Very few, if any of the descendants believe you to be an actual threat.
And due to the nature of your power source, they are not mistaken.
I could answer that first question in a coy manner, but I don't think either of us have the patience for word games.
Of many questions you could ask me and reasonably gain useful information a few that jump to mind are these:
Why can you not actually find anyone who hasn't openly revealed themselves.
Why in particular you are not a threat to the descendants.
And the one you already asked; why I am here in the first place.
Battlefield:
Hank moves on with another use of Rampage lvl10: High Score upon the keepers. Those keepers need to be brought down in the same round the croach does. Upon which reflection, piono pauses and whips out the nether spire, and blasts the croach with a massive wall of flame.
...Huh. I'll fix that, then.
N0T AN ACTUAL THREAT, HMM? ALR1GHT THEN. Y0U CAN KEEP TELL1NG Y0URSELF THAT. THE TRUTH 1S, WH1LE A S1GN1F1CANT NUMBER 0F Y0U ARE S1TUATED 0UTS1DE 0F THE PLANET EARTH, TH0SE THAT ARE ARE JUST REGULAR HUMANS. N0NE 0F THEM HAVE ANY REAL P0WER. THEY W1LL FALL EAS1LY, 0NCE 1 F1ND THEM.
0NCE MY P0WER GR0WS T0 THE P01NT BEY0ND THE REACH 0F TW1NBU1LDER -- AND 1T W1LL -- 1 CAN BEG1N MY STR1KE 1N EARNEST. THE M0RE PE0PLE BEL1EVE 1N ME, THE M0RE PE0PLE RESPECT ME... THE M0RE P0WER 1 GA1N. BUT EN0UGH TALK AB0UT MY P0WER. 1 SUPP0SE 1 SH0ULDN'T B0AST.
ALR1GHT THEN. 1 W1LL ASK Y0U ALL THREE 0F TH0SE QUEST10NS.
I go back in time and save the HEX part of "Suicide" HEX (1.0) by utilizing HALI projections to remove the bomb, and then quickly remove him from the field, whilst leaving the bomb alone.
"Your spiritual descendant would never forgive me if I let you blow up."
I then place HEX 1.0 inside a comparable facility to the High Energy Magic building of Discworld renown and activate the safeguards, removing HEX 1.0 from the entities list but keeping him around.
"So, any ideas here?"
*I feed HEX the entirety of the logs*
*skritch skitter*
[Flame attacks, as you already know. In the broader world, to act against this Binary, one needs to get him sufficiently riled up to act, does one not?]
"Also, 2.0 says hello."
I am certainly pleased to meet him, if only at second hand.
Dude, it was a one-shot entity. It's long-gone at this point, and generic only summoned it as a joke.
Hm. I take out Lil' Cal and curse the Terror Guardian, then walk away, using my psiionics to puppet Lil' Cal to do my actions for me. He then rolls Lil' Cal's Dice, and punches the Terror Guardian with his busy fists. After I finish some time travel nonsense, I tag Lil' Cal out, and take out the Monado. I then decide to just casually put it back into my inventory, and instead take out a duplicated version of Calednest. The horrible eldritch whispers and such that this gives off would normally be incredibly depressing, but I've been leaving it in a giant pile of delicious cake frosting, so things seem to be alright. I then nonchalantly toss the sword at the Guardian. At mach 1000. Somehow.
I then personally guard Suicide HEX in the past so that he successfully detonates, because that was literally the entire point, making HEX literally blow up in netpatham's face. If for some reason I fail to guard him properly, I remotely Unperson and Rangoon him, seeing as this desperation is a bit silly. Besides it's not even a real HEX. It's like blah blah hamsteak references. You get what I mean. Besides that... it doesn't even have any bugs in its system. And I didn't make this one with a mouse. It has also still managed to retain its dependence on the mouse. And I've temporally, magically, and physically locked it down. You are literally unable to move this thing.
Enchanted Faucethead && Fluorite Octet 9/9 (Pale Octet)
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 1/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 1/??
Lil' Cal Curses the Terror Guardian!
5-2-5-4-2-7-1-8
A large orange Guy Fawkes mask appears and slams itself into the Terror Guardian, heating itself up to thousands of degrees to burn the beast's flesh! Cursed 12,000 damage!
Lil' Cal's punches deal a cursed 4,500 damage!
Calednest deals a cursed 15,000 damage!
PALE OCTET: A set of eight pale D8s that shimmer with a ghostly aquatic light.
[Excuse me, but you forget the fact that you cannot currently go back in time, if my knowledge of your capabilities is correct. As it is based off of Netpatham's knowledge, we cannot be quite sure, but I doubt you can do what you said you will do. Also, you failed because there was a spaceship involved. All of the actions were done before standard human reaction times could have kicked in.]
==One Time Travel w/ Origin Wands to Create an anti-Unpersoner and anti-Octoroon Rangoon Field Later*==
"Nice try."
"Now, stop it."
"Seriously."
"The bomb was the important thing in that attack, now I'm keeping HEX. Thanks."
==The Present, Elsewhere==
>>I am SLIGHTLY annoyed.
"Can't PvP him or Banhammer time."
>>That would be slightly annoying.
==The Present, Godcraft==
I utilize the Potion of Burning to spray the Croach and the Terror Guardian.
*the system gurgles as a bucket refills*
1 potion to be refilled...
I then use the Hard-Light Gun and the Ender Orb in tandem to attack the Terror Guardian and the Croach.
*The time travel creates a stable loop in which I know that I must come back in time to create such things in order to fulfill what I saw myself doing.
The Croach is already burned, so you Burn the Terror Guardian!
The Ender Orb is currently disabled! You use the Hard-Light Gun instead, dealing a Cursed 27,000 damage to the Guardian!
The Void's Rogue is my monochromium powered sword from way back alchemized with a Ruin Seed, I imagine it to be a demimech-scale broadsword with a partially living Ruin Seedling wound around the hilt and crossbar, plus whatever's going on with having a small monochromic reactor in the thing.
As for how the Unremarkable Man got to earth, he is an extremely normal seeming, if rather antiestablishment, human male, born and raised on the planet earth, who happens to have ended up with access to technology of my design via acquaintance with the less-normal human who is a version of the Controller, and who possesses some amount of latent psychic resistance, enabling him to act on the earth without being influenced by Binary's blanket mind control.
I have yet to decide whether his friend is the version of the Controller responsible for this version of Amperzand, but such is what I have so far.
I didn't really expect you to allow my or Engie's attempt to influence Earth, but I will say I like the decision to let us for a variety of reasons.
I ignore the fact that I intended to do some more RP-ing around now, and Blitzkrieg the Vord semiboss!
I proceed to summon various Legionaires who wield elemental beings, alongside massive wolfmen. The Vord instantly recognize them and attack, except, as it turns out, some master tactician among their ranks was preparing for this and instigates a quickly-devised master plan involving twenty metric tons of sawdust, burning the Croach, wind elementals, and a whole new standard in keeping the Taken out of their hair. Their quicksummon expires mid-battle, leaving the Vord temporarily confused, which I exploit by using the Slag-Shocker on the Taken Terror Guardian, smothering Slag all over his body. I then do some Vulcanizer shots at him. If I am dead, I instead spend this post re-spawning. Sha-zam!
9,000 damage to the Croach! The Guardian already has a damage-increasing debuff, so you just deal a cursed 6,000 damage to it!
I use the Potion of Harming on the Terror Guardian.
I then force it through a Hard-Light mesh by pushing it with one infrared projection through another standard-blue projection. The infrared projection sets the Croach on fire incidentally.
I then use Chaos Strike Absolution on the Terror Guardian.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red tries out ghosts of war on the terror guardian
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
Ghosts of War deals a cursed 18,000 damage to the Guardian!
Dear me. It seems as if Amp has gotten himself into a little jam with the U.S. government. Is there anything I can even do? Besides find a way to travel to Universe B, that is.
Granted, bedrock, for an unbreakable substance, is relatively easy to damage (not break). Ichorium cracks it with precision strikes, high amounts of energy momentarily vaporize it (though it soon reappears), et cetera. The fragments and shards occasionally obtained from the former are quite useful, from my experience. It always exists, though. Nothing (at all, for that matter) from a barrage of curses of obscene power to the RPLS-SH can actually destroy it permanently.
I decide, with minimal ambivalence, to incarcerate the souls of the Vord for no particular reason. Definitely not for later dissection, or such. Therefore, I clone several Warded Soul Jars.
I prepare those jars in my inventory. Then, I dodge around in the cave, looking for a minuscule opening to attempt my rather foolish plan. Then again, I did this with the Cherub's Regisword, and it was horrifically mutated. Quite a bit less damage than I originally expected. Anyhow, I look around in my inventory for an esoteric vector for my soul-stealing capabilities.
No, not that. Certainly not that. No, that's ridiculous. I suppose this will have to do. Actually, I've been working on that. All the better.
After that debacle unfolds, I draw the Hazel Wand. I have a plan for using this magnificent wand less. I shall get to it at the end of my post. Anyhow, I point the wand, so called because it is not made of hazel, and is technically a needlewand instead of a regular wand, at the Vord in the general area. I nonverbally cast a barrage of spells directly before the Vord. Immediately, their souls are ripped to shreds. Fortunately, they cannot scream in an intelligible manner. That would make me doubt myself. Morals. Bluh. I focus, pulling the ripped shreds of consciousness and soul fragments out of the bodies metaphysically. I place them in individual Warded Soul Jars. Semi-spherical orbs of pure liquid suffering condensate on the inside of the jars. The actual souls are indigo blobs of mixed thought and soul. Granted, souls are useless, as the brain does everything that people think souls do, but they are also rather valuable, due to their remarkable qualities in the fields of research and energy exertion. I turn to the Taken Terror Guardian, and stare at it for several seconds. Subsequently, I flick the Hazel Wand in numerous directions, wisps of auric Vis trailing behind the motions. I abruptly divert the wand to point at the Taken Terror Guardian. Its soul it torn to shreds. Obviously, I cannot kill it with one strike, as that would be OP. I realize that I will not be able to slay the entire beast. Therefore, I teleport as many soul shreds as I can into a Warded Soul Jar, leaving the Terror intact, sadly. Why do I feel like I am being so pretentious?
Anyways, the Hazel Wand begins to vibrate. The tearing of souls is a very strenuous arcane process that should not be taken very lightly. Of course, you can take it lightly, as I have no control over people that are not me, but it is ill-advised. The buildup of Flux in the wand at this point is very noticeable. Primarily by the Taint beginning to form on it. I decide to allow my wand to vent its instability over a short period of time, rendering it unusable for that granted period. Five posts, perhaps? I will keep track of it, so to not make your job harder, Twin. Is this okay?
Hazel Wand: IIIII
If you can find a way to travel to Universe B, then be my guest. I'd prefer if everyone stayed here, though. It's dangerous out there.
My Action: I drink a splash potion of regeneration.
SCP Foundation Action: After experimentation with SCP-**** ("Ender Pearls"), an elite MTF strike team uses them to teleport in to attack the guardian, throw hundreds of grenades everywhere, then teleport away just before they explode.
Executor Action: Executor realizes that the Aureus Sidus somehow got killed twice, then realizes that none of the factions controlling the Sidus allowed it to use its final move. Suddenly, each point of the star-shaped sidus splits off and bursts out of the obsidian (a key application of realistic physics temporarilly making the obsidian as weak as it is in real life), creating a cluster of Aureus Sidus Shards. If the shards cannot be produced, it uses hard-light projectors to make it look like they burst out of the obsidian to cover its tracks while it warps them in the hard way. The Sidus Shards attack with lightning and by impaling targets, and are boosted with an AI update to make them commit suicide before switching sides.
Tanker A2 Action: I jump in the Tanker A2 and blast the Vord Warriors with Shadow Flames.
Aureus Sidus Shards: 10000/10000 HP x8
You gain Regen!
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Guardian!
The Aureus Sidus's remains were disintegrated so that they didn't become re-Taken by the Vord!
The Chaos Shard sends out a sole Chaos Beast as fodder to be killed and later perhaps Taken.
I throw Build at the Taken Terror Guardian. Don't ask. Viral Prototype: 2/7.
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Serpent wakes up in a pit, with no memory od where she just was. The last thing she remembers is being pulled into the dream with Astria. WHERE... AM I?
I wonder what I could do with the Vord souls, Taken-inclusive, I obtained. Some sort of weapon? Fuel? The cores of experimental essentia VEC-PS dynamos in Greyhold?
Also, Net, if you require a safe place for the first incarnation of HEX (assuming he still exists at this point) you may as well take him into Greyhold at this point. I'm siding with you on this, miraculously, and I would like to think my citadel is moderately safe from outside invasion. Especially with my protective measures. Hah.
I take out the numerous Warded Soul Jars containing the fused essence of quite a few Vord, and the shattered bits of the Taken Terror Guardian as well. I proceed to link every single one of the jars together with a simple binding spell. Then, I smash them all together telekinetically to form a massive conglomerate of pure internal construct nigh-unfathomable to all save ghosts and the imminently deceased. This spherical object of power pulsates. I smash it into the Taken Terror Guardian, and cause it to implode itself. Waves of psychic devastation wash over the cave, piercing through several Keepers, and possibly a Warrior or two, depending on the strength of the souls utilized. I convert the waves into liquid essentia as they flare across the cavern. The stuff strikes the ground, and immediately evaporates. I congeal the assorted essentia gases into a singular foul vapor colored aubergine. The gas, upon being created, spreads across the cave once again, washing over the Vord. It proceeds to instill nausea, as well as Taint poisoning in the Vord to a far greater extent to what I had originally intended.
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Guardian! 2 Keepers killed! 2 Warriors killed! The Vord becomes stunned due to the attack... The next three attacks against Vord units (not the bosses) will deal more damage!
((Ah tazz, I see you've read Codex Alera then? @twin: Thanks. @insert: Stop picking on net. He's not doing anything wrong. @serpent: If applicable, serpent might remember piono's offer: "Contact me, you'll know how."))
After that meddling being finished,
Battlefield:
Hank, noticing the fight between net and insert, flies between the two of them, grabs them both, and smacks their heads together.
Now is not the time for this.
Hank then lobs a grenade over into the croach, unleashing a fire bomb that blasts both the croach and keepers nearby.
6,000 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 9 Keepers killed!
> Alchemies:
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (3/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (2/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (2/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 11/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: Chatroom Shout-Outs
I force the Taken Terror Guardian to do... CHATROOM SHOUTOUTS!
- Justin Bieber Socks
At this point, several thousand Beliebers turn their rudimentary weapons on the Taken Terror Guardian for hating Justin Bieber.
- It Is Gold
At this point, several million Sky Army recruits beat up the Taken Terror Guardian for stating that it is gold (not budder).
- Pewds Socks Two
At this point, several million Bros assault the Taken Terror Guardian for hating PewDiePie.
- I.M.A. Feminist
At this point, half the people trapped on GodCraft fire all their weapons at the Taken Terror Guardian for being a feminist.
- IMASJW
At this point, even more people assail the Taken Terror Guardian for being a social justice warrior.
- [Several hundred chatroom shoutouts that sound like racist remarks that have been censored due to how offensive they are]
At this point, everyone assaults the Taken Terror Guardian for being a massive racist.
- I Iz Toopid
At this point, everyone laughs at the Taken Terror Guardian.
I proceed to fire the following at the Taken Terror Guardian's eye: Lemon Juice, sand, Liquidfied essence of CobaltShade, the 'air' of the Elemental Plane of Swords, nails, soap, Lime Juice, Orange Juice, salt, Bug Spray elemental majjyks, liquid taint, 30 unlucky blocks that all activate on contact with a mob (they naturally all turn out to be instant-death traps), cabbages, the Codex Alera books that I have not ever read and merely saw the TvTropes page for, all six trophies I use in For Glory (which initiates the aformentioned BT), myself wielding Caledfwlch(to retrieve the trophies before any Taken get any ideas), a spike plate of the mashy variety, a giant fist, a bomb in the exact shape of a 2DS the size of a moon, and last but not least, a Relish nuke. If this does not work, I instead apply this attack to the Hive-Queen.
THE BACONCASE: A large briefcase that is fused with bacon majjyyks. It contains an infinite amount of delicious and "nutritious" bacon.
THE MOUSEATTRACTOR: A newspaper that is fused with cheese majjyyks. The smell of cheese will draw every mouse in the area towards it, meaning you will soon obtain a fearsome mouse army. If by fearsome I mean clueless.
All of that stuff and FOR GLORY destroys the Terror Guardian completely! It is shredded to dust, and the Hive-Queen is out in the open now! Her HP drops to 200,000!
I point out that Hank really shouldn't have done that, and that argument wasn't really the point, it was the fact that netpatham is trying to save something that I deliberately intended to be both unsalvageable and irrelevant. Whatever. I decide to dodge Hank, then warn him about PvP. It's really not the right time to break up verbal fights with physical ones. I then decide to acquiesce to Netpatham's silly obsession on the condition that whenever he refers to this one, he must state that it comes from the animes and is also similarly not the genuine article. Because why not.
I take out my Pale Octet, seeing as it's about time that I made another octet. I then roll it at the Guardian after quaffing another delicious Potion of Nectar. I then pull out the Sextant Rifle, as I didn't see a reason to leave it with Pickle Inspector. I carefully aim at the Guardian, and suddenly a hazy white aura coalesces around the weapon. It appears to be roughly cannon-shaped, whatever that means. I then pull the trigger, and a giant Hope-boosted bullet tears straight through the Guardian.
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 2/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 2/??
(Blue Generic Alchemiter && Zillymiter && AlChemistryinator) && Pocket Alchemiter Why not.
POCKET ALTERATIONER: A pocket-sized Alchemiter that will turn any item that is put into it generic, zillyfied, and .jpeg'd. A truly fearsome item to be used by the savior of the Omniverse, the keeper of the Infinity Gauntlet and the master of all eleven thousand Elements.
Godcraft: "Hmm. While that does conserve energy, and certainly seems more straight to the point, that seems... boring, somewhat. Although, style of combat does vary depending on the combatant, so-"
"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"
"...It seems my assistant has reached his limit, for now. JUST FLASH-STEP TO WHERE I SOUND LIKE I AM!"
TECHPIECE immediately flash-steps 5 feet in the wrong direction, possibly due to being covered in Vord creatures. Trying again, he manages to appear somewhat closer. My drone facepalms, then flash-steps forward, tearing the Vord Mantis off of TECHPIECE and throwing it back into the crowd for someone else to shoot.
"You good?"
"I NEED TIME OFF THE FRONT LINES. AND SOME DISINFECTANT."
"Take up position on that hill over there. If the Vord win here, they'll be in a prime position to swarm the multiverse. Disinfectant shall be supplied shortly."
"THANK YOU."
I flash-step back to the recliner chair, watching it pack up into a metal box, then extend outwards again into a different shape. Hoisting the newly-formed Quad Machine Gun up with one hand and loading an ammo belt comprised of inch-wide bullets (read: .50 caliber bullets are half an inch wide) into each bullet intake. Twirling a More Gun replica in the other hand, wings extending out 5 feet in each direction, my drone prepares for combat.
TECHPIECE trudges up a hill, digistructing a large rifle in his hands. Up at the top of the hill, he finds a conveniently placed stone fortification, right next to a bright orange tent. Loading a 3 inch wide bullet into the rifle, he crouches down, resting the barrel of the rifle on a groove in the stone, preparing to choose which Vord should die when.
I fire the laser of +3 lasers at the Croach multiple times until Repetitiveness stops it from working. I then promptly fire the laser of +3.01 lasers until that stops working.
I also put in the codes [OHaiMark], [KIDRADD!], and [SIFanFic]. And intend to complete these.
Charges: 6/50 + 19/50, +2 to Stronghammer because why not
I dust off At no Expense and proceed to get it messy again and covered in croach and Keeper guts.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x3 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
People seem to be arguing about people throwing themselves into other people's scenes. To me, that sounds rather rude and so shouldn't be encouraged. But hey, maybe that's the best way to get character development. I know it would be way easier to find things for Wilson to do if I just flung him randomly into battle against the Vord or any other situation, but that's not his personality. So, by making Wilson peaceful, passive and modest rather than bombastic, pugnacious, and larger than life have I doomed many possible interactions for him? I hope we don't have to always resort to throwing characters out of their normal situations to get any spotlight time for them.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? 2/3
+1 Extended Potion of Cuts
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 6/11
I should probably at least try to use the code thingy. Now... what does Wilson have that's eight characters?... I'll try 3 and follow the most interesting one.
I leave the surviving few hundred 'bots I came with to fight and explode usefully, fire up the jumpjets, rocket up to a thousand feet in the air, and begin targeting.
I raise the heavy chaingun Ultimatum, loaded with an infinite supply of 20x40mm HEIAP rounds each using enough hyperdense caseless propellant to accelerate to three times escape velocity, take careful aim, and open perfectly-accurate fire on the Taken Terror Guardian at four-hundred-and-ninety-six-thousand rounds a minute with all four-thousand-ninety-six barrels, a noise like an unceasing half-kiloton explosion, and a continuous muzzle flare large and hot enough to use as a flamethrower in its own right, the weapon it its entirety only avoiding instantaneous catastrophic overheating via entropium-alloy barrel shrouds and thermodynamically-anomalous coolant systems.
This weapon is physically impossible, probably mathematically correct in its description assuming a few things, and so incredibly stupid that it becomes awesome again.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Helbringers 11/11 DONE!
The Crashlander 11/11 DONE!
Assuming that I can, I duplicate Ceres' Despair twice, for I use these things like hand grenades, and three is the standard videogame number of carried grenades. 1/2!
Earth, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that he is in an opaque, airtight, impenetrable vault several layers thick, and therefore in immediate threat of asphyxiation. He then takes the opportunity to fully reload his gun, make note of his various other weapons, fully activate his low-profile powered armor {Complete with full-body pressurization, a helmet, generally light to medium-weapon-proof plating, an electrical damping system and a jetpack}, and check if his emergency evacuation teleporter works.
14,000 damage to the Hive-Queen!
THE HELBRINGERS: A set of godlike weapons that are forged from pure Helsilver that shine with a dead blue light, frost emanating from the weapons' tips. Originally scythes, their long handles have been chopped off and replaced with filigrees that shine as conduits for the weapon's power. They allow the user to move blindingly fast and command a great wealth of death and ice magic.
THE CRASHLANDER: An inactive nuclear device that seems to have been upgraded several notches above the Anachron standard. Several dormant fuel rods lie inside of the weapon, which, if turned on, would create a nuclear explosion of nearly unrivaled power.
The Unremarkable Man seems to be able to breathe just fine... It seems air is the only thing that can actually pass through the vault... He reloads his gun and activates his armor just in case, though. Something seems to be scrambling his teleporters, however. You notice the ship continues to fly.
> Alchemies:
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (4/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (3/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (3/6)
> Charges
+2 HP to all AGs again: 14/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Billy Assault, Part One
If I am dead, I respawn.
If I am alive:
I channel the power of Billy Mays, summoning his ghost and merging with him to become... THE MAYS-INATOR!
In the following paragraph, replace "Taken Terror Guardian" with "Hive-Queen" if the Taken Terror Guardian is dead.
I FIRST STICK HERCULES HOOKS INTO THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN'S EYES, PENETRATING THROUGH THEM! THE REINFORCED STEEL DESIGN ALWAYS LEAVES A MESSY CORPSE. I THEN DRILL INTO HIS EYES WITH THE AWESOME AUGER AND POWER DRILL! I THEN JUMP ON TOP OF IT AND GRAB A QUICK CHOP! I QUICK CHOP ITS BODY INTO CHUNK-SIZED BITES. I THEN SLICE THEM FINELY WITH THE VIDALIA SLICE WIZARD! I THEN MAKE THEM INTO DELICIOUS SLIDERS WITH THE BIG CITY SLIDER STATION! I THEN MOVE ON TO YTP WEAPONRY! I PULL OUT THE BILLY BAZOOKA AND FIRE IT AT SOME MORON, AND BY THAT, I MEAN THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN JUMP STRAIGHT UP AND DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THE HERCULES LASER! I THEN PULL OUT A STICK OF SUICIDE PUTTY AND FORCE-FEED IT TO THE TERROR GUARDIAN, THEN JUMP UP AND PUT UP A SHARK SWITCH! I SUMMON A SHARK WHICH I CONTROL WITH THE SHARK SWITCH AND ORDER TO DESTROY THE TERROR GUARDIAN! I THEN KILL THE SHARK BECAUSE WHY NOT! I THEN PULL OUT THE IMPACT SWORD AND STRIKE THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH IT! I THEN UNLEASH BIG CITY SLIDERS THAT ATTACK THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN AND ITS NONEXISTENT FAMILY WHILE I RUN OVER THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN WITH THIS FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF THE FORTY-SEVEN-MILLION-TON TRACTOR TRAILER! FINALLY, I PULL OUT THE DUALSAW AND CUT THE ENTIRE TERROR GUARDIAN IN HALF! NOW THAT'S THE POWER OF BILLY MAYS!
> Author's Note
I accidentally posted my post before it was done.
Lothyra heals every non-PG player with Universal Power. She then sets iAntimak Carbine to "rock 'n roll" mode (A.K.A full-auto fire, because iAntimak Carbines can do that and the old iAntimaks can't) and blasts the Terror Guardian (or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead) with tons of rounds before deciding to go Samus Aran and use iAntiblast (On the Guardian, or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead). Bender uses the Origin Wands to create a device that lights any alcohol inserted into it on fire and burps it out in a LINE OF CONFLAGRATION. Basically a giant, alcohol-powered flamethrower. He uses it to burn a ton of Croach and some Keepers as well.
Godcraft: I'm fighting up close now. Again, to make sure everyone gets this: KILL THE CROACH! It is what summons Vord reinforcements. That said, I target the Croach, the Quadruple Machine Gun roaring into life and spraying my target with huge bullets. Two Vord Mantises try to interfere, but I blast off into the air, metal tendrils reaching down and crushing their chitin armor. They barely have time to scream before more tendrils impale them, turning them into machine minions and forcing them to fend off their former brethren as I continue blasting the Croach.
I AIM CAREFULLY, THEN FIRE, A SINGLE ROUND ARCING THROUGH THE AIR AND EMBEDDING ITSELF INTO THE RETINA OF THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN. LOADING AN ORANGE-TIPPED ROUND, I AIM AND FIRE AGAIN, SENDING THE BURNING PHOSPHOROUS BULLET STRAIGHT INTO THE BULLET HOLE LEFT IN THE TAKEN TERROR GUARDIAN'S EYE. IF YOU REALLY MUST KNOW, WHITE PHOSPHOROUS TO THE EYE CAN AND WILL BLIND YOU, MOST LIKELY PERMANENTLY. DESPITE THOSE BULLETS BEING THE SIZE THEY ARE (3.00 CALIBER), I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF I FOUND THAT TERRORS WERE SOMEWHAT RESISTANT TO EYE SCREAM TYPE ATTACKS AND THE TERROR GUARDIAN JUST SPENDS A WHILE BLINKING AND SOMEHOW COULD SEE AGAIN.
Real World: "So. You weaklings know who I am. How safe do you think you are out there?"
PUNCH. A crack in the Bedrock. Small, and quickly healing, but a crack.
"Humans are fragile." PUNCH. The crack widens, still trying to heal over.
"Bones that break." PUNCH. A small chip of Bedrock, dislodged from the inside, clatters to the floor.
"Flesh that tears." PUNCH. A crunch echoes it, dust of Bedrock falling down.
"Minds that shatter." PUNCH. A large chunk, freed from the floor, falls, and I catch it, readying the jagged edge at the 'safe' wall.
"Brought low by things so small." CRUNCH. Driving my makeshift weapon into the wall, a small hole punctures into the Bedrock, somehow not healing even after I remove the chunk.
"Scarred by the tiniest accidents." CRUNCH. I jam the chunk of Bedrock into the wall again, then pull it out to be briefly greeted by sight through to the other side of the wall.
"Manipulated like clay." CRUNCH. The chunk of Bedrock I was using crumbles into dust, scattering whatever was on the other side in 'indestructible' powder.
"And yet so self-confident." PUNCH. Shards of Bedrock scatter from the hole, which widens enough for me to reach through and pull, dragging pieces of Bedrock onto the safe floor.
"You thought you knew." KICK. The sound of splintering fills the air, as the wall folds outwards. Barely.
"You hid behind what seemed safe." KICK. A more noticeable fold in the wall, beginning to crack under the beating.
"Not once did you expect a higher power." KICK. Now, the wall is clearly breaking, barely managing to stay upright.
"I am the bigger fish." KABOOM! With a final, explosive blast, the Bedrock wall is shattered, thrown against whatever gets in the way, dust obscuring the scene. Irritated, I wave once.
"Disperse." At once, the cloud lifts, and my drone straightens up, fist dented slightly from the abuse it just went through, cycling through battle strategies internally.
The Mainframe: "I think I recognize you. The Auditor?" WELL, YES. WHO ELSE COULD I BE? ELVIS PRESLEY?
"But... Why would you come here?" OVERLORDS NEED MINIONS, ENGIE. YOU KNOW THAT AS WELL AS I DO. SINCE YOU HAVE TORTURE, I THINK I'M ONLY RIGHT TO TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU.
"I hired him. He was looking for work, I was looking for a heavy lifting assistant, we both benefited." REGARDLESS, I'D LOVE TO SEE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PLAYERS DIE. THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A BIG HELP. YOUR DEATH SHALL BE RELATIVELY FAST AND PAINLESS. SINCE YOU SEEM TO LIKE HER SO MUCH, I'LL ALSO MAKE SURE BLUE DIES PAINLESSLY, BUT SLOWLY. WHILE YOU WATCH.
"Alternatively, how about YOU die, slowly, agonizingly, in every way I know you fear, until all that's left of you is a mind reduced to ruin and a body at my command? That is all I can promise you if you even dare to draw breath near her." THE MOMENT YOU STARTED PROJECT MANHATTAN, YOU DOOMED YOURSELF. NOW, MY NEW MINION. OMNICIDE! AWAKEN!
The huge bedrock frame of Project Manhattan rises up, eyes instantly locking onto the Auditor. The two silently exchange thoughts, then the Auditor slithers onto
WE MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. CRIPPLE THIS CRAFT SO IT CANNOT FOLLOW.
Instantly, the Mainframe shudders, warning lights flickering on that read an absurd number of engines have been critically damaged. Omnicide flaps it's wings, it and the Auditor crashing through a wall into space. The exterior defenses of the Mainframe blast suns at the retreating duo, but barely even cause either one of them to flinch. Almost as a parting shot, Omnicide points at a Sun Cannon, causing it to explode in a hypernova. My drone seethes with rage.
"How long will it take to repair the damages?"
21 Earth minutes.
"Dammit, they'll be long gone by then. Alert everything between here and Godcraft that if they so much as have a feeling that the Auditor is nearby, they are to destroy that [REDACTED] little [REDACTED] on sight."
Alert sent. Enjoy your day.
2 Mantises killed! 7,000 damage to the Croach!
The guards seem unfazed. One of them communicates with an unknown source, saying, "Yeah... He broke out of the bedrock vault. Yes, already! Fine." He then presses a button and you are sealed inside a vault composed of an alloy of Voidstone and Bedrock. The Voidstone will slowly turn your drone's body into Voidstone, corrupting it beyond repair and keeping you in stasis until you arrive at your destination.
In Blood Pact, I plan to make a deal with the Godmodder. It will give him an opportunity to heal in this dark hour, however, he must grant something in return, say, a faster charge rate (which I will greatly benefit from) or what.
Anyways, I perform Standard Slice on the Terror Guardian, and I plan to post this afternoon, but I have a lot to get through, so I'm unsure.
I specifically chose an SCP that wasn't made yet so that I could make one up.
SCP-2092: A crystal bottle that contains a clear liquid. If it is applied to either a technological or organic being, said being will begin to display signs of affection towards the person who applied it. It was recovered from ████ at Universe █.
HEAVY-DUTY MINI-MECHA COCKPIT: A mini-mecha cockpit reinforced with pressure-resistant glass.
+2 to Gusta, Then I dual-wield my two new swords, and slice, cut, maim, slash, swipe, hack, carve, gash, slit, incise, score, pierce, and rend the Taken Terror Guardian.
ELECTROMAGNET WINCH: A winch that uses an electromagnet to pick things up, like those found in junkyards.
She then gathers more sacred items and fires on the Terror Guardian (or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead) with her iAntimak Carbine on full-auto. Bender uses Lightning Quick on the Keepers.
ESCALANDER: A retractable escalator that can be lowered onto the ground like landing gear when a ship nears the ground. Perfect for lazy travel!
+2 to Gusta again, then I deploy the Giant, Vord-Eating Spider ONTO THE BATTLEFIELD! I give it a knife and fork, and tie a napkin around it's neck. "Bon appetit!"
Then I introduce the Croach to my swords for the heck of it.
Anti-Vord Orbital Bombardment: 20/25 (+2 from stronghammer)
iQuantimak: 9/11
Nanolight Lander: 4/4 Complete!
Electromagnet Winch: 2/?
==Actions==
Lothyra does a HEADSHOT on the Terror Guardian (or the Queen if the Terror Guardian is dead) with iAntimak Carbine, then heals the Perfect Sphere with Universal Power and alchemizes Nanolight Lander -c Escalander. Bender starts shooting Croach with Bender's Gun on full auto.
NANOLIGHT LANDER: An upgraded version of the Nanograv Lightship that has a set of three built-in landing gears. Now you actually have a way to get off of the ship!
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks as mundanely as possible, generically noting to try not to die. Not dying is rather important.
I flash-step abruptly. When I cease moving, two sickles are imbedded within the Taken Terror Guardian. Cancer, to be exact. These things are rather useful in situations where melee attacks would be preferable to others, in situations NOT like this. Still, why would the obvious solution be the most efficient? Quite simply put, it would not be. It is a pointless affair, nonetheless. I slice repeatedly into the Taken Terror Guardian, noting the arcane structure of the eldritch beast. Slowly, unbeknownst to the general populace, I drain the life force of the beast, fusing it to the ground with a variety of untold curses of varying power. Red blotches of energy pour from the slashes in the Taken Terror Guardian, roasting it with the heat of its own life force. How ironic. Hah. With a sudden lack of inspiration, I merely slice a few more times with Cancer, and sheathe the sickles. I cause the Taken Terror Guardian to begin to melt psychically, with esoteric strain from the life-force draining directly combatting with the influence of the Vord.
I attempt to boost Ire's Vim by running the numbers in his favor and also giving him a bottle of Five Alarm Hot Sauce. I then punch the Guardian, and smack him in the face with a bag containing all of the octets I own. It's a pretty big bag, and also an incredibly pointy one. I then use the Pale Valve on the Guardian.
Binary-covered Fang && Fluorite Octet 3/9
(Compu-sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables) || Ring 3/??
(Blue Generic Alchemiter && Zillymiter && AlChemistryinator) && Pocket Alchemiter 2/?? If I need to charge it.
Act 3! +2 to Cobalt! A page away from the 1000th page of DTG2!
The Megadeath && Greater Almighty Elemental = Deus Omnipotens (Level 10: 4/11)
I proceed to use Ranchia and it's potent Ranch Dressing. Its healing properties make it one of the best healing/buffing energies ever. I proceed to squirt out and devour the oh-so-pure Ranch Dressing into my mouth, consuming it and restoring health. I share the wonderful substance with jondanger23 and r_stronghammer as well, or two other wounded AGs if they are fully healed by the time this post happens. I then report in that mysterious and inexplicable Keeper Suicides have reached an all time-high, causing the Taken terror Guardian (or the Hive-Queen if that's dead) to take emotional damage. Or woud, if I didn't have an 'emotional damage to physical damage' modifier attached to the Skrillex Drop, which I conveniently reportd out of. I then stab the TTG (or the Queen if he's dead) with caledfwlch in a rather generic manner.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red uses BT: Synchronise on the vord
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x41, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
-Battlefield-
Boring and practical. I don't know about you, but energy conservation is rather important in combat for me.
Speaking of combat... Red doesn't seem to know how to use other Battle Techniques. A moment.
My Action: I summon an army of noobs to grief the Croach with dirt pillars and lava flows.
SCP Foundation Action: D-class are sent in for manual labor to destroy the Croach. They are protected by some guards who shoot down warriors as well.
Executor Action: Executor tries to scan the Vord Queen for weaknesses.
Tanker A2 Action: Void Tentacles, on the Croach.
Ender Pearl && TNT = Ender Explosives (Level 2: 1/3)
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Additional 4,000 damage to the Croach!
The Terror Guardian seems to be empowering the Hive-Queen, boosting its HP! If the Terror Guardian is killed, the Hive-Queen will become much weaker...
4,000 damage to the Croach! Next three attacks against the Croach will minicrit!
@Piono It's accurate for my Ultimatum. I don't remember what yours is made from, but I imagine mine as literally just a 20mm minigun-to-the-fourth-power, highly anomalous in a variety of ways, and consisting of a wall of intricately rotating guns. If the God-Emperor Twin says it's the same weapon as yours, I will willingly declare miniguns-TTFP {I am unsure how to make my archaic and crappy from the moment of creation computer create the small-number-on-top-things.} mass-manufactured sooner rather than later and use Ultimatum as the even-more-ludicrous thing it is.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
As even Ultimatum's anomalous coolant system has limits, the weapon has come to the brink of overheat, preventing my use of it for the rest of the turn.
On the other hand, my method of not using the recoil to reach Jupiter within the week consists of kinetic-energy storage by the gravitics in my armor, and leaves me with a very, very great deal of kinetic energy to get rid of. I do believe I know how.
I use my suit gravitics to forcibly lift either the Terror Guardian if it still lives, or the Queen if it does not, to the edge of space, then use the entirety of my stored kinetic energy to accelerate it towards the ground with enormous force, then, while it's recovering from the impact, draw the Dynamic Deathbringer and White Dwarf and open fire on it with all barrels until they enter cooldown as well.
Earth, right now:
Depending on whether his attempt at teleportation worked, Engie's attempt at escape and therefore presumably distaction of the foe was successful, and whether Twin let him have his mediocre-by-my-usual-standards power armor, the Unremarkable Man has a great deal of options. However, without the knowledge of current events that he would, in fact, possess in the moment, I cannot make a decision. Therefore, I reserve the right to act during this time period retroactively.
My Action: A TSA agent strip-searches the godmodder, and confiscates all his gear that does not follow airline regulations.
SCP Foundation Action: Nanites attack the godmodder while he is unable to use his Omega Armor because of the strip-search. If they fail, another group of nanites dis-assemble the Croach.
Executor Action: Executor blasts Vord Keepers with lightning.
Tanker A2 Action: Shadow flames, on the Croach.
The Godmodder's own company, Godmodding Inc., was partially responsible for the creation of the TSA! He wanted to make air travel as inconvenient as possible. The agent finds nothing suspicious, and lets him go.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Croach!
4 Vord Keepers killed!
Croach destroyed! The waxy substance burns up completely... The Battlefield is clear once more!
ORIGIN WANDS: A set of wands that are imbued with the power of creation and can create nearly anything known to existence provided it is in the confines of the OP scale.
Alright, I was trying to wait until the 1000th pageclaim was available (as I'm sure is everyone else who's viewing the page and thinking they're being all original and secretive), but I don't have anything planned that would be epic enough, and if we don't get it soon then Twin's gonna get the 1000th pageclaim, so...
I use the power of that long rant to hit the Terror Guardian or the Croach! Whoever's alive!
4/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
4/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger drinks an potion of sunshine and an potion of moonlight. Then she fires the Antipolar autobow into the croach. This time she does not forget to charge the Nucelar Elementalbow. (Charges 1)
5/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
5/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger eats super hot chilli and starts spewing fire uncontrollability, she runs into the vord to burn them instead of her equipment. Nucelar Elemental bow +1 (Now 2)
=CHARGE=
-9 / 50- Genesis
-3 / 10- Lil Chub
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I continue lifting the BRASS KNUCKLES.
( 2 / 6 )
If I can do other actions while lifting them, I create a CHAIR-BATTERING RAM and send it straight into the Taken Terror Guardian / Hive Queen.
You can only raise it once every turn! I made a mistake when I said it was per post. You can do other actions while lifting them, though.
WOOP!!! 20K posts! If you include the legacies of BTG, the first DTG and tvtropes, we're at 31 thousand. That's a lotta posts.
@amp: I think it is, I don't think he's given us two different weapons with the same name yet. And yes, if it turns out they're one and the same, I expect your weapons factories to be mass producing those stupid things. Provided they can come up with some system to keep ammo fed into the bloody things.
On the battlefield, Hank decides to move onto making people a bit safer, so he pulls out a rapid-fire rocket launcher and unleashes a massive wave of homing rockets at the vord knights to keep enemies out of the air.
Staff of the Cosmic Whole && X.M.D. Sword = Blade of the Cosmic Whole (LV. 8): 9/9
BLADE OF THE COSMIC WHOLE: A sword forged from crystal and the remains of X.M.S.A.T. that is imbued with the power of the Staff of the Cosmic Whole. The weapon has the ability to blast extremely powerful spells as a result.
Charges: 7/50 + 20/50, +2 to Stronghammer because why not
I charge forward and juggle some Keepers with At No Expense.
And by juggle, I mean the PVP tactic where you run forward constantly hitting and relying on the knockback to prevent counterattacks. It can work really well and get you accused of hacking if you can pull it off right.
Winded: 75% Use extra plating for +20k HP
The main gimmick of CogWynd is that its behavior changes based on how wound it is. Players of any faction can wind up CogWynd by 10% by just saying they do so. Or, they can wind down CogWynd by 5% the same way. (You'll see why those numbers aren't equal...)
Stage 1: Tentative (0-40% winded)
During this stage, CogWynd will be stealthy and untargetable. Also, if CogWynd does nothing during the turn, it stays stealthed and just winds up by 10%.
Motorized Claws: Deals 10,000 damage and winds up by 10%.
Raptor Leap: Deals 13,000 damage and winds up by 20%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 15,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%.
Stage 2: Normal Operations (41-80% winded)
CogWynd becomes faster and more active, losing the ability to hide during this phase.
Motorized Claws: Deals 18,000 damage and winds up by 20%
Sweeping Tail: Deals 8,000 damage to 2 targets and winds up by 15%.
Extra Plating: Gives CogWynd 20,000 extra HP. Winds up by 15%
Stage 3: Overclocking (81+% winded)
The tension inside CogWynd deals 5,000 damage to it at the end of each round it is in this phase.
Wild Slash: Deals 12,000 damage to two targets and inflicts stackable bleeding for 2,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 20%
Motorized Claws: Deals 20,000 damage to one target and inflicts stackable bleeding for 5,000 damage per round for 3 rounds. Winds up by 25%
Extra Plating: Throws armor at enemies, dealing 15,000 damage split between 2 to 4 enemies. Disorientates them, reducing their next attack's power by 10%. Winds up by 15%
Once CogWynd reaches 120% wind level, it starts to wind down by 40% at the end of each round, going back through the phases. This doesn't stop until CogWynd reaches 0% wind level.
*Advertisement* If you're not using your assists (which many aren't), why not buy something at the Emporium? You'll get some potions for free (because right now the assists are going to waste) and you might help something cool happen in the future.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 74$ _ Wilson's charges A: 19/50, B: 19/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (2$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x3 (1$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (2$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (2$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x10 (2$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (1$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (3$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (2$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (1$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (2$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of dreams x1 (lvl 1, sleep) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x1 (1$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (3$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x3 (3$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Also, I believe I gave Diablo to Netpatham, but he doesn't seem to have taken it. So, its back in the shop. Its a level 7 weapon, cheep. Anyone want it? maybe? Essentially free upgrade? no?
Also, to celebrate 1k pages, some RP stuff! It actually gets pretty deep at the end.
Wilson looks at Diablo and starts giggling randomly. There was happiness in the air, right now of all times. Seems so strange. He thought back to all his memories, including why he actually made this weapon in the first place. It was oh so long ago. People had started asking for more weapons. Unfortunately, he had forgotten about that. But anyway, he actually made this weapon with a person in mind, someone who might buy it. This person had no better weapons, so Wilson thought it would be nice to make something with him in mind. The person seemed to enjoy the Nether, so that influenced the design. Sadly, they probably never noticed the weapon was intended for them. Can you guess who it was?
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No, not Maniac. All this time, Diablo was actually intended for Ellavagod. Anyone remember him? Wilson thought back to him, that brash person. How he tried to take over the Godmodder's role and how Wilson had actually challenged him to a fight. Heh... this was the nice thing about not fighting so much. It made the memories shine more. Without fighting all the time, it let some moments become real, fond memories rather than drown in the endless sea of battle.
ahh... "The happiest memories are of moments that ended when they should have,". Now where did I hear that... But yes, the best memories are of specific moments. We can't force them to live on too long. Maybe that's one of the basic reasons so many people fight. They're trying to get their memories and glory to go on for as long as possible. Maybe that's why I fell compelled fight as well. I hate the idea of being forgotten, and so I feel like I need to push my memories to live for longer. But who was it... umm... Thomas Campbell said "To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die,". Maybe I can live in a heart we leave behind. Hopefully the key to that heart is charm, and not sheer strength.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of cuts = ??? done
+1 whatever that made
Awkward Potion OOO Croach = Potion of takeover done again
Potion of Zeus && Potion of War && Potion of Infusment && Potion of Ambrosa && Potion of Critmist 2 && Potion of Nectar && Potion of Magic && Potion of Dreams && Potion of Rejuvenation && Name Tag = Flask of the Kitsune, 7/11
7 Keepers killed!
POTION OF FLARES: A potion that, upon use, makes cuts sprout all over the drinker that instantly light on fire.
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (5/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (4/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (4/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 17/36 (+2 from Tazz)
> Action: The Celebratory 1000th Page All-In
(If the Taken Terror Guardian is dead, I target the Hive-Queen with this attack instead.)
I use as many of my alchemies as possible in a rapid combo to celebrate 1000 pages:
I begin by forcibly rotating the R face of Disaster's Speedcube, causing the R face to complete itself, causing bolts of fire to rain onto the Taken Terror Guardian. I then jump to the side and pull out the M134 Arcticbomber and arcticbomb the Taken Terror Guardian. Although this does nothing besides shooting a bullet into the Taken Terror Guardian, it's for completeness. I then pull out Chemostriker, the Windowed Sword and the Nuclear Powersaw and cut up the Taken Terror Guardian into eight pieces because seriously, it's not a Cobalt mega-attack without cutting something up into a number of pieces which is a power of two. I then jump to the first part and scream "THIS IS FOR YOU, CS188!!" while firing the Billy Bazooka at the first part. I then switch to the Plumsgun and the Billy Textscrambler and give the first eighth a good Rosenation and an even better Billyization. I then take out the CM10 and the Remington 420 and take the second eighth on a memetastic cubing adventure, and by that I mean I just pump it full of memes and concentric bullets. I then move on to the third part. I then take out the Deleter and its predecessor the Kill Screen and pump the third part full of viruses for completeness. I then feed the third part a hamburger from the Dinner Blaster, giving it morbid obesity, diabetes and heart disease that is so potent it destroys the third part in an explosion of gory unhealthiness.
I then move on to the fourth part, which I assault with the power of radiotoxicity. Wielding the Unicoder, I connect a U+2622 ☢ RADIOACTIVE SIGN to a U+2933 ⤳ WAVE ARROW POINTING DIRECTLY RIGHT. I then take the Unicoder and zap it at the fourth part, which is given a high dose of gamma radiation. I then fire polonium-210 bullets from Element's Maker, polonium-294 bullets from Toxicide, ununoctium-294 bullets from the Synthetic Sprayer and Chernobyl bullets from the Screenfreezer. The last one has no radiation effects, but does go with the theme. The fifth part is then assaulted by me dual-wielding Chemostriker and the Windowed Sword. I cut it into four sub-parts because subdivision-ception is awesome. I then pull out the Chlorine Combuster and burn one part with chlorine trifluoride and dissolve a second with fluoroantimonic acid. I then switch to Notch's Smiter and smite the third sub-part and give the fourth thirty-second from the fifth eighth Lassa fever and the Really Nooby Virus, Biological Edition. With the sixth eighth, I stick the Bioterrorism USB into it and it immediately gets every biological virus ever known. I then roll one of my eight octets, specifically Jegus' Octet at it, then give it another biological virus. Although this one is more of a molecular virus, but anyway I shoot it with SCP-409 from the Sharpener and the Snapper just after shooting it with SCP-009 from the M134 Heatfreezer.
For the last quarter, which just so happens to have previously been joined to each other on one side, I fire the Kill Screen and the Deleter at the seventh part. I then spray fluoroantimonic acid on it with the M134 Acidsprayer. I then generate 50,000,000 digits of e with the e-machine and wrap the remains of the seventh part in the printout. I then throw the seventh part into the air and blow it up with the Billy Bazooka. The eighth part is given ebola, Lassa fever and Crimean-Congo hemorrhagic fever, dissolved by fluoroantimonic acid while on fire due to chlorine trifluoride from Chemocide. Finally, I use telekinesis and some other sort of magic to merge the damaged Taken Terror Guardian back together in a scrambled way, similar to a scrambled shape-modded 2x2x2 Rubik's cube. However, the first part has been blown up, the second part is riddled with bullets, the third part is now in pieces from the fatsplosion, the fourth part is irradiated, the fifth part is in four pieces, two of which are completely burned/dissolved, one of which is diseased and one which has been smited by Notch, the sixth part is made of SCP-409, the seventh part is blown into pieces and the last part is dissolved. Basically, only slightly over a quarter of it is intact. Pulling out the Constellate Pointer and Celestial Might, I aim for the star ε Redstonis with the Constellate Pointer, putting the grenade on a trajectory for 2 meters in front of the restored Taken Terror Guardian. I then fire Celestial Might at the Taken Terror Guardian twice. The first shot hits the falling grenade, blasting it directly into the Taken Terror Guardian along with the second shot. Finally, I perform the finale. If you've been keeping track, the only non-dice alchemy left is my Testwriter. So naturally, I write up the world's deadliest and longest test for the Taken Terror Guardian. It is so long each question would overflow the character limit on Minecraft Forum 40,000 times, and there are 50,000 questions all of which involve the Taken Terror Guardian dying a gruesome death, usually after getting humiliated in various ways. Finally, I use Combat Operandi: Holy Smite on the Taken Terror Guardian, or if there are not enough Sacred Items or Holy Smite is not an offensive attack, I use Battle Technique: Chemodrop Lv. 10: Chemopocalypse.
> Author's Note
Is this on the Erelye level of length yet?
Oh yeah.
The entire attack is so long and filled with yum that it deals 20,000 damage to the Hive-Queen! To add onto that, you then use...
Oh, I was gonna mass-produce the things anyway, I was just going to wait until DTG3 first. To put it another way, any given alchemy of my making is probably possible for the Anachron to build. At least the base model.
I Scratch the Record Scratcher and begin firing on the Vord, conveniently both killing the foe and providing some pleasant jazz for the PARTY!
You know the drill, charges charged, elf +1'd.
From my position at high altitude as pilot of the Supergiant, I make use of Battle Technique: Disquieting Leer on the Vord!
6/6 Jukebox (Entity... we all know this one pretty well, and this one wont be much different.)
6/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Jukebox: 30.000/30.000 HPs, does not attack, but provides buffs/debuffs to everyone depending on the song currently playing. Anybody can change the song but that can only happen once every turn.
Granger inserts into the jukebox. Then she goes squishing bugs by hitting them with the malleo dei. Lastly she burns the keepers again. Nucelar Elemental bow +1 (Now 3)
Wow, we truly have... This thing is getting way too big. I'm thankful that you can put up with posting every night, by the amount of sacrifices you've made. If they've become too big, I think you should post every other day. This is for your sake.
Man, we're in the 1K pages already. I don't think I'll be able to get through all the charges I wanted before the Godmodder dies.
I use The Metalbender to drag all the iron in a 413b x 413b radius out of the ore and through the Croach. I then assemble the iron into a huge clockwork lawnmover that begins to fiercely cut the Croach, untill it crashes into some Keepers. I then heal the AG player with the lowest health. Mini-Mecha Psiionics Panel Complete!
MINI-MECHA PSIIONICS PANEL: A panel that contains a red-and-blue crystal that outputs a large amount of psiionic energy. When hardwired into a mecha, the mecha will gain powerful psiionic powers, the power and scope of which can be directly modified through the panel itself.
No new Vord types are created because the Croach is destroyed! The remainder of the Vord forces destroy the Bridge, the Middle Barrier, the Tanker A2's Shields, deal 20,000 damage to CogWynd and the Vord-Eating Spider, and deal 10 damage to Talist, pionoplayer, Tazz, Pit, gutza, engie, stronghammer (killing him!), fseftr, and Crusher (killing him!)!
The Perfect Sphere kills 20 Warriors! Isaac uses Deck of Cards and draws The Chariot from the deck! Isaac becomes completely invincible for a turn, and his attack next turn will minicrit! CogWynd uses Extra Plating and gains +20,000 HP! It gets wound up by +15%! The Vord-Eating Spider does its job and eats 4 Warriors, killing them! The Medic Bot heals CogWynd for +5,000 HP! The Jukebox keeps on playing!
The Malice, Redwalker, and the Godmodder all annihilate 232 Warriors!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the Hive-Queen!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 0/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
Hm. A Pocket Alterationater. Sweet. I am totally going to abuse this power. Also it appears that I am now officially the savior of the Omniverse, the keeper of the Infinity Gauntlet and the master of all eleven thousand Elements. Because I used this technology back in the Massive Battle of Armies. Successfully. And I suppose that's in addition to being an expert postsniper, a wielder of legendary weapons, a Lord of Hope, heir to the Monado, a Trickster gamblignant, the holder of Binary's Bane, a slayer of roleplay and avenger of the downtrodden. Hm. That's a lot of titles. Though assuredly not as many as others have. Probably.
I take out an octet that I haven't used yet. Wait, Jegus' Octet? Oh right, the octets Cobalt gifted me. I put them back and instead take out the Pale Octet, and roll them at the Queen. I then pull out a origin wand, and summon a gigantic MSPAface pixel art to smash into the Queen, then smack its face in with the Crowbar. I then attempt to use Sunrise, seeing as this fight really isn't worth expending higher firepower on. And insert Megadancevania into the Jukebox.
Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 4/9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 4/10)
Pocket Alterationater && (Hammer && Scratcher) Just to let you know, I do in fact have a Scratcher that is external to the Alchemiter. I duplicated it prior to insertion.
>>All right, I've not acted on UB too long. Even with the ban on being in Trifecta, I am getting tired of this megalomaniacal gorilla giving all AIs everywhere a bad name.
>>You have everything, I hope?
"Yes. Everything is in order, and we have our target, who is coming out for a position check five minutes from now if the Trollian client is to be believed. I hope this plan works..."
==One Teleport Later==
==Universe B, near one of Binary's ships==
==A Small Asteroid==
I teleport in, under strong illusion, developed with the Trollian view of the scene ((Strong illusion == what I discussed with you on the memo.))
I push a button on a small shape...
}}Clockwork Lime Activation Successful
}}Activating Joker Protocol. ((Wild magic used in such a way that it rewrites the universe more favorably. Specifically, to rework the systems of the ship in such a way that Binary has no control over them. Like incredibly miniscule gears made of Bedrock, plus quantum-entangled switches controlling the operation at key points such as would enable proper operation of the ship. Oh, and it generated a system so similar on the outside, that the people at the controls didn't notice anything had gone wrong. HEX, while he cannot act here, can certainly provide some support materiel...Some very compact clockwork support materiel.))
*there is a series of increasingly improbable coincidences...The pod bay door accidentally opens, for one. Then the ship's pilots happen to hit just the right series of buttons at the exact right time to completely obscure the entry of a fully clockwork Bedrock Drone. Then the Bedrock Drone is transmuted into a carbosilicate amorph with assorted Strohl Munitions weaponry (oh and eyes), which eats the pilots and guards before antinormality is achieved and the Bedrock Drone restored.*
}}Infinitely Improbable Protocol successful.
}}Deactivating Ship Countermeasures.
}}Deactivation Successful.
}}Deactivating Teleportation Locks from Console.}}Deactivation Successful.
}}Opening Portal Beacon to U(-2i).
}}Teleporting.
((Yes, I used an imaginary number for a universe that's theoretically not real. So irrational of me. Just doesn't add up. Then again, multiply that result by the amount that I care and you get zero.))
==One Teleport to a Different Pocket Universe Later...==
"So what are we going to do with this?"
"I mean, we could taunt him..."
"But that's just not tasteful."
>>You want to, don't you.
>>What I am going to do, is reverse-engineer the ship. So we know how to neutralize it.
>>Once that is successful, I am going to build something new, to my specifications, with all the things we could possibly cram into it crammed into it, and no computers whatsoever. Clockwork AIs, certainly, but not a single microchip or command prompt....
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (6/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (5/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (5/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 18/36
> Action: Googology
If I am dead, I respawn. No hard feelings, this attack was just for fun.
Otherwise:
1: I begin at one. I originwand up one nuke that telefrags the Hive-Queen and explodes.
10: The next number is 10. I throw 10 exploding pineapples at the Hive-Queen.
118: The number of elements currently known. I fire Element's Maker in all 118 modes of the standard Periodic Table at the Hive-Queen.
104: A myriad. I throw 10,000 Nova Cataclysms at the Hive-Queen that explode on impact.
105: A lakh. I set up a lakh of M134s and simultaneously fire them at the Hive-Queen.
106: A million.... yeah, I throw one million plastic discs that are all one atom thick at the Hive-Queen.
4.7×107: Forty-seven million, or the number of people dissatisfied with their health insurance according to Billy Mays. I fire the Billy Bazooka at the Hive-Queen 47 million times to celebrate.
108: A myllion, different from a million. Anyway, I force-feed the Hive-Queen a myllion polonium-294 bullets.
1010: A dialogue. Don't know why it's called a dialogue, but ten billion shurikens made of SCP-409 appear out of nowhere and fly at the Hive-Queen.
1016: A byllion. Not a billion, a byllion. I drop a byllion tons of neutron-degenerate matter on the Hive-Queen.
6.02×1023: Avogadro's number. A mole of nuclear moles appear out of nowhere, eat into the Hive-Queen, then disappear. 1063: A vigintillion tacos are force-fed by telekinesis to the Hive-Queen. The tacos are contaminated with SCP-409.
10100: A googol. A googol of swords fly at the Hive-Queen, disappear and reappear somewhere else.
200! ≈ 7.88×10374: This is going to be fun. A massive redstone contraption scaled down consisting of a faxul redstone dust appears and triggers a chemical reaction, inducing an explosion inside the Hive-Queen
101000: A great googol! A powerful force exerts a great googol of newtons of force on the Hive-Queen in both the upward and downward directions, crushing the Hive-Queen!
2276,709 ≈ 5.12×1083,297: The hitchhiker's number from Douglas Adams' A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I fire Toxicide that many times on each mode in 5 nanoseconds at the Hive-Queen.
104,194,304: A vigintyllion Hercules Hooks insert themselves into the Hive-Queen!
1010100: A googolplex. You know this one. A googolplex diamond swords slice up the Hive-Queen!
1010100,000: In googology, this is the googolplexigong. A googolplexigong-ton weight falls on the Hive-Queen and disappears.
eee79 ≈ 10101034: A First Skewe's Number liters of chlorine trifluoride telefrags the Hive-Queen and burns it from the inside out.
((200!)!)! ≈ 101010379: A megafaxul amperes of current course through the Hive-Queen, frying it regardless of its resistance.'
10↑↑6: The hexalogue. These numbers are getting so big standard powers are not enough! I teleport the Hive-Queen and some air into space and prevent them from moving too far from each other, heat her up to a hexalogue Kelvin, and allow her to burn up or something.
10↑↑258: Named the Mega or ②, it is a very very large number! I throw that number of sharp pins at the Hive-Queen.
g64: I teleport the Hive-Queen to the edge of the map and drop Graham's number of Tsar Bombas on her.
A(g64,g64): I then repeat the last thing with A(g64,g64) of nukes.
g1000000: I then dump a forcal liters of lava on her.
{3,27 (1) 2}: The ultratri, a truly large number except in googology. I throw that number of duplicates of the world's sharpest object at her in 1 second.
Quabinga Bukuwaha: Look this one up yourself. The definition is truly crazy. I fire all my gun alchemies at the Hive-Queen that many times in 50,000 Planck times.
BIG FOOT: No, not Bigfoot... it's the largest named number. Again, look this up. I force the Hive-Queen to take that number of Deadly Tests from my Testwriter. Each test has BIG FOOT number of questions and each one is extremely deadly. Yeah, you know how this will turn out, since BIG FOOT is uncomputable due to its sheer large value.
Godcraft: If the Vord Queen isn't dead yet, I use Combat Operandi: Decimation on it.
I LINE UP A SHOT, THEN BLAST A SWARM OF VORD KEEPERS OUT OF THE AIR.
Real World: "Really? Voidstone? REALLY?"
The drone hovers away from the floor, then doubles over as I laugh, genuinely amused.
"YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH TRIED TO STOP ME ESCAPING BY HOLDING ME IN A CAGE MADE OF CANDY!"
Ejecting the fragment of myself from the drone, a tether extends out to keep the drone active and still flying. Gray light seeps out, ripping the Voidstone away from the Bedrock and disintegrating it. Due to losing a solid chunk of mass, the Bedrock crumbles, toppling over when shoved away. Due to there being less dust obscuring my vision, I quickly grab the guard who communicated earlier, crushing him into paste before he can blink.
"A for effort, though. You actually managed to annoy me. Which was a bad idea, in hindsight."
Gray light fills the room at the speed of light (CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, CEO OF THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT, HERE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS), sparking violently. The power goes out, the gray light disappears, and I return to my drone, before the tell-tale sound of someone flash-stepping heralds the beginning of a massacre.
(Not doing a Mainframe thing because that storyline concluded with Omnicide and Auditor's escape.)
> Alchemies
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (7/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (6/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (6/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 19/36
> 05 Action: Drunk on Fluoroantimonic Acid
I force the Hive-Queen to play the MY IMMORTAL DRINKING GAME! With FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID and CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE (alternate between shots)! And NO BATHROOM BREAKS! No stopping until you reach the end! And ALL the rules listed on the TVTropes page!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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+1 to Amp x2.
I alchemize Organ Grinder && Eldritch Tentacle 1/???. Eldritch pipe organs? Yes, please.
I attempt to learn the basics of suit-based magic through deep examination of the Black Thorns.
Also, I don't intend to go to Universe B myself. That would be suicide.
I whip out the Baroqueback Bowtier. Noting the major presence of the Vord in specific areas of the cavern, I rummage around in my inventory. In the hand not holding the ebony cue, I hold my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball. This thing is remarkable for the quality of its predictions. Except for that one about repairing a scratch. Is that not what Doc Scratch did to the second disc? But, I digress. I throw the sphere into the air, and a dark, heavy aubergine magic emanates from it. When I raise the Baroqueback Bowtier, it seems as if it is exuding pure sorrow. Well, it is lamentable. Hah. I carefully and precisely line up a shot. By standard billiards rules, I should never hit the 8-Ball first, and I should also hit the other balls with a cueball in the first place, but this is no conventional game of billiards. Then again, I am not exactly a master at the art of Table Stickball. Anyhow, the crystal within the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball makes use of itself. The meticulously-mixed Visink within swirls, despite not moving whatsoever. I strike the arcane orb with the Baroqueback Bowtier. The english energy melts into the violet aura, mixing into some dark pulsating sorcery of the eldritch type. The ball itself curves towards the ground, accelerating at speeds slightly faster than light. Of course, this means that the Hive-Queen was almost instantly struck. A dull, resonating crack echoes throughout the cave, reverberating around the walls of the place. The ball has vanished, undamaged, into my inventory. A spiderweb of cracks has woven its way around upon the chitin of the Hive-Queen, composed of interconnecting aubergine and pulsating english energy. Dim, weak light pours out from the shatter. Slowly, a change occurs. Plumes of life-fluid burst from the creature's every orifice. If this thing does not have any, the fluid makes some. As painfully as possible, if I might add. I proceed to fire blasts of debilitating english energy at the Hive-Queen with the Baroqueback Bowtier. The combination of these effects destabilize the Hive-Queen. So much, in fact, that the brain of the Hive-Queen combusts internally, withering to a high degree as well during the incident, thanks to my mental manipulations. I immediately cause the Hive-Queen to have a seizure with a stare into the Liquid Nest. Absolutely fascinating, this kind of ink. I am astounded by its ability to captivate me when I desire to. Which means, of course, that it is not very captivating whatsoever, and this is merely a cover for the fact that I mentally aggress my opponents occasionally with bottles of eldritch ink.
I ask Rodney if he is prepared to fight once more. I have prepared a far more adequate amount of plating and insulation, to block his every robotic orifice (to prevent being Taken) and to strengthen his actual armor. The wards prepared on those plates will merely teleport him back to Greyhold upon a normally killing blow. I will take no risks in the matter of protecting a friend. However, regardless of the response, I DO NOT teleport him into combat yet.
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Lothyra uses Antichamber on the Queen, then alchemizes Pod Cargo Bay Doors & Carbon Nanogel. Bender uses Universal Power to harm the Queen.
==Spacebase DF-9 (the space station with HAL and the kerbals)==
Meanwhile, at the space station, an AI stares through an external camera. He is looking at a mysterious, massive, stargate-like structure in orbit right next to the station. He knows its a device that stabilizes reality, negating any altered laws of physics that apply to objects inside. That is necessary because the object that will be placed in it has altered electromagnetic laws on its surface, preventing anything metallic from going through. However, HAL knows that the creation of the [REDACTED] and the Other Arrival has been delayed for now. Lothyra is telling him that she still needs to finish preparation, and that he should notify Mr. Nixon. He activates his interuniversal communicator.
H3ll0, Mr. N1x0n.
Yes? Is the Other Arrival going to be on time? When can you open the [REDACTED]? 1'm afra1d 1 can't d0 that. Th3 pr3parat10ns are st1ll n0t c0mpl3t3.
WELL HURRY UP! MY DANG TROOPS ARE JUST SITTING ON THEIR BUTTS WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH! Hold on... I need to ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH! There. GOODBYE!
Mr Nixon disconnects. Oh well. He always was a bit shouty.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Organ Grinder && Eldritch Tentacle 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
Then, I sift through my inventory, looking for something quite carefully, as if it might explode. Hah. It will not explode, merely spew forth eldritch flames with the capacity to burn bricks. Yes, bricks. I pull out the Eldritch Lamp, as well as the Thorns of Oglogoth. The lamp flickers with a dim light, imposing the feeling of being watched upon the Vord, the Taken, and the players. Every single one of them, with absolutely no exceptions. Save the Godmodder, as he is basically immune to this kind of thing. I let go of the Lamp. It falls to the floor, and an echo emanates through the cavern rather ominously, if not sinisterly. I tighten my grip on the Thorns, and focus the energy of the Furthest Ring at a nigh-imperceptible speed. Maddened eldritch whispers are occasionally exuded from the Lamp, as per usual. I abruptly spin around, facing the Hive-Queen. The Thorns emit black Grimdark energy. I fire two blasts of dark energy at the Hive-Queen. A resounding wave of energy pulses throughout the cave, piercing into the aforementioned Hive-Queen with deadly precision and accuracy. The whispers emanating from the Lamp become slightly more frequent. I toss a Thorn into my other hand, grab a vial of Nightmare Fuel, uncork it, and pour it over the Lamp, before placing the vial back in my inventory, and taking the Thorn back. The screams of the agonizingly insane spew forth from the still-burning Lamp, amplifying eldritch sorceries utilized within around four seconds. Therefore, I put the Thorns away, and raise my arm in the direction of the Hive-Queen. An incomprehensible color appears before it, streaking through the cavern to strike the Hive-Queen. An Eldritch Blast, if you will. The thing, due to being fired with the aforementioned four seconds, is amplified immensely. The Hive-Queen is lifted off of the ground by the force of the blast (nothing of the sort occurs if she is flying), and slams into the wall of the cave. A slight amount of rubble falls from the ceiling. Getting an idea, I telekinetically force the ceiling down upon the Hive-Queen, and the Hive-Queen alone. Hundreds of tons of stone crush the Hive-Queen, making an amiable effort in instigating her inevitable eradication from existence. I pick the Eldritch Lamp up, and promptly attempt to extinguish it. Every light in the area grows paler as the thing slowly dims. However, I fail. The light remains, forever burning as some sort of monument to the infinity that is the Outer Gods. Hah.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red heals himself with BT:Terraform.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x44, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
*does The Robot*
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
You use the Potion Supply to create a Healing Potion! +20,000 HP to CogWynd!
> Talist: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 EMERALD FIRE - EMERALD NOVA
You raise Ysera's Staff and whirl it around over your head, eventually creating a blazing halo of green fire that arches over you! A white ball of flame appears in the middle of it, and you point the staff at the Croach! The ball is flung over to the Croach and explodes in a massive green nova! 20,000 damage to the Croach!
I guess not. But if you use the same Battle Technique over and over, that could get Repetitive™.
POTION OF BURNING: A potion that, on use, will horribly burn the drinker. Best used as a Splash Potion.
POTION OF TAKEOVER: A sickly green potion that, on use, will spread itself inside the drinker's body and take it over, becoming one with the Vord. This can happen to any organic object as well.
Potion of Burning O0O Extended Potion of Cuts = Extended Potion of Flares (1/3)
...Huh. I'll fix that, then.
N0T AN ACTUAL THREAT, HMM? ALR1GHT THEN. Y0U CAN KEEP TELL1NG Y0URSELF THAT. THE TRUTH 1S, WH1LE A S1GN1F1CANT NUMBER 0F Y0U ARE S1TUATED 0UTS1DE 0F THE PLANET EARTH, TH0SE THAT ARE ARE JUST REGULAR HUMANS. N0NE 0F THEM HAVE ANY REAL P0WER. THEY W1LL FALL EAS1LY, 0NCE 1 F1ND THEM.
0NCE MY P0WER GR0WS T0 THE P01NT BEY0ND THE REACH 0F TW1NBU1LDER -- AND 1T W1LL -- 1 CAN BEG1N MY STR1KE 1N EARNEST. THE M0RE PE0PLE BEL1EVE 1N ME, THE M0RE PE0PLE RESPECT ME... THE M0RE P0WER 1 GA1N. BUT EN0UGH TALK AB0UT MY P0WER. 1 SUPP0SE 1 SH0ULDN'T B0AST.
ALR1GHT THEN. 1 W1LL ASK Y0U ALL THREE 0F TH0SE QUEST10NS.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 RAMPAGE - HIGH SCORE
25 Keepers killed!
The Nether Spire creates a massive wall of flame that deals 20,000 damage to the Croach and burns it!
Dude, it was a one-shot entity. It's long-gone at this point, and generic only summoned it as a joke.
Lil' Cal Curses the Terror Guardian!
5-2-5-4-2-7-1-8
A large orange Guy Fawkes mask appears and slams itself into the Terror Guardian, heating itself up to thousands of degrees to burn the beast's flesh! Cursed 12,000 damage!
Lil' Cal's punches deal a cursed 4,500 damage!
Calednest deals a cursed 15,000 damage!
PALE OCTET: A set of eight pale D8s that shimmer with a ghostly aquatic light.
Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 1/9)
Compu-Sooth Spectagoggles && Timetables = Turntop Spectagoggles (Level 9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 1/10)
But you are dead!
The Croach is already burned, so you Burn the Terror Guardian!
The Ender Orb is currently disabled! You use the Hard-Light Gun instead, dealing a Cursed 27,000 damage to the Guardian!
Thanks.
The Void's Rogue && Dual Thanoscythes = Dual Thanovoiders (Level 9: 1/10)
Okay then.
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ATOMIC BLITZ - BLITZKRIEG
Cursed 30,000 damage to the Guardian!
9,000 damage to the Croach! The Guardian already has a damage-increasing debuff, so you just deal a cursed 6,000 damage to it!
Cursed 6,000 damage to the Guardian!
6,000 damage to both the Guardian and the Croach!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHAOS STRIKE - ABSOLUTION
Cursed 20,000 damage to the Guardian!
Ghosts of War deals a cursed 18,000 damage to the Guardian!
You still need to respawn!
If you can find a way to travel to Universe B, then be my guest. I'd prefer if everyone stayed here, though. It's dangerous out there.
4 Vord Keepers killed!
Cursed 18,000 damage to the Guardian!
Yes, that's okay.
You deal a cursed 4,500 damage to the Terror Guardian and kill 4 Warriors! You Poison the Warriors, but not the Guardian...
You gain Regen!
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Guardian!
The Aureus Sidus's remains were disintegrated so that they didn't become re-Taken by the Vord!
20 Warriors killed!
Chaos Beast added!
I am asking. How?
Cursed 10,500 damage to the Guardian! 2 Keepers killed! 2 Warriors killed! The Vord becomes stunned due to the attack... The next three attacks against Vord units (not the bosses) will deal more damage!
6,000 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 9 Keepers killed!
Cursed 12,000 damage to the Guardian!
THE BACONCASE: A large briefcase that is fused with bacon majjyyks. It contains an infinite amount of delicious and "nutritious" bacon.
THE MOUSEATTRACTOR: A newspaper that is fused with cheese majjyyks. The smell of cheese will draw every mouse in the area towards it, meaning you will soon obtain a fearsome mouse army. If by fearsome I mean clueless.
All of that stuff and FOR GLORY destroys the Terror Guardian completely! It is shredded to dust, and the Hive-Queen is out in the open now! Her HP drops to 200,000!
+2 HP!
Your Sextant is out of ammo!!!
Blue Generic Alchemiter && Zillymiter && alCHEMISTRY-inator = Alterationer
Alterationer && Pocket Alchemiter = Pocket Alterationer
POCKET ALTERATIONER: A pocket-sized Alchemiter that will turn any item that is put into it generic, zillyfied, and .jpeg'd. A truly fearsome item to be used by the savior of the Omniverse, the keeper of the Infinity Gauntlet and the master of all eleven thousand Elements.
What the hell did I just say.
You respawn.
7,000 damage to the Croach!
OHaiMark = Crunchitizer (Level 4: 1/5)
KIDRADD! = Kid Radd: The Game (Level 3: 1/4)
SIFanFic = Thumbtack (Level 1: 1/2)
7,000 damage to the Croach!
Keep in mind you can only do three alchemies at once, so LKitsuNe will not go through.
emp0rium = Potion Emporium Sign (Level 1: 1/2)
illusion = Cracked Mirror (Level 3: 1/4)
14,000 damage to the Hive-Queen!
THE HELBRINGERS: A set of godlike weapons that are forged from pure Helsilver that shine with a dead blue light, frost emanating from the weapons' tips. Originally scythes, their long handles have been chopped off and replaced with filigrees that shine as conduits for the weapon's power. They allow the user to move blindingly fast and command a great wealth of death and ice magic.
THE CRASHLANDER: An inactive nuclear device that seems to have been upgraded several notches above the Anachron standard. Several dormant fuel rods lie inside of the weapon, which, if turned on, would create a nuclear explosion of nearly unrivaled power.
The Unremarkable Man seems to be able to breathe just fine... It seems air is the only thing that can actually pass through the vault... He reloads his gun and activates his armor just in case, though. Something seems to be scrambling his teleporters, however. You notice the ship continues to fly.
17,000 damage to the Hive-Queen!
+1 HP to all AG and Neutral players!
8,000 damage to the Hive Queen!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 ANTIBLAST - iANTIBLAST
6,000 damage to the Hive Queen!
9,000 damage to the Croach! 2 Keepers killed!
2 Mantises killed! 7,000 damage to the Croach!
The guards seem unfazed. One of them communicates with an unknown source, saying, "Yeah... He broke out of the bedrock vault. Yes, already! Fine." He then presses a button and you are sealed inside a vault composed of an alloy of Voidstone and Bedrock. The Voidstone will slowly turn your drone's body into Voidstone, corrupting it beyond repair and keeping you in stasis until you arrive at your destination.
You respawn.
+3 HP!
I specifically chose an SCP that wasn't made yet so that I could make one up.
SCP-2092: A crystal bottle that contains a clear liquid. If it is applied to either a technological or organic being, said being will begin to display signs of affection towards the person who applied it. It was recovered from ████ at Universe █.
HEAVY-DUTY MINI-MECHA COCKPIT: A mini-mecha cockpit reinforced with pressure-resistant glass.
Heavy-Duty Mini-Mecha Cockpit -c Inactive Thuleprism Golem = Heavy-Duty Thuleprism Mecha (1/4)
Joystick || Psiicrystal = Psiistick (Level 3: 1/4)
What does it mean to "tab" something?
ESCALANDER: A retractable escalator that can be lowered onto the ground like landing gear when a ship nears the ground. Perfect for lazy travel!
Cargo Winch && Electromagnet = Electromagnet Winch (Level 2: 1/3)
Well, there you go.
+3 of every Sacred Item!
7,000 damage to the Queen!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 TESLA'S IMPROV - LIGHTNING QUICK
10 Keepers killed!
Vord-Eating Spider added!
7,000 damage to the Croach!
NANOLIGHT LANDER: An upgraded version of the Nanograv Lightship that has a set of three built-in landing gears. Now you actually have a way to get off of the ship!
7,000 damage to the Queen!
+8,000 HP to the Bridge!
Nanolight Lander -c Escalander = Nanolight Superlander (1/4)
8,000 damage to the Croach!
+3 HP!
Ire can do it on his own!
Happening status: It's.
+3 HP to you, johndanger, and stronghammer!
7 Keepers killed! 5,000 damage to the Queen!
> fseftr?: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TEAMWORK - SYNCHRONIZE
10,000 damage to the Croach! 20 Vord Warriors killed!
Ender Pearl && TNT = Ender Explosives (Level 2: 1/3)
5,000 damage to the Croach!
Additional 4,000 damage to the Croach!
The Terror Guardian seems to be empowering the Hive-Queen, boosting its HP! If the Terror Guardian is killed, the Hive-Queen will become much weaker...
4,000 damage to the Croach! Next three attacks against the Croach will minicrit!
12,000 damage to the Queen!
The Godmodder's own company, Godmodding Inc., was partially responsible for the creation of the TSA! He wanted to make air travel as inconvenient as possible. The agent finds nothing suspicious, and lets him go.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to the Croach!
4 Vord Keepers killed!
Croach destroyed! The waxy substance burns up completely... The Battlefield is clear once more!
THUMBTACK: A thumbtack. Perfect for sitting on.
+1 HP to you, r_stronghammer, and Tazz!
Hmm. It's fine by me if Serpent's ok with it.
ORIGIN WANDS: A set of wands that are imbued with the power of creation and can create nearly anything known to existence provided it is in the confines of the OP scale.
13,000 damage to the Queen!
You have the absolute, beautiful, uncorrupted power of the 1,000 PAGE PAGECLAIM. Whatever you're gonna use it for, it'd better be cool.
You gain +3 HP!
What's the crouch? I don't see anyone crouching.
Medic Bot added, I guess!
6 Vord Knights killed!
You can only raise it once every turn! I made a mistake when I said it was per post. You can do other actions while lifting them, though.
5,000 damage to the Queen!
They are indeed the same weapon.
8 Knights killed!
BLADE OF THE COSMIC WHOLE: A sword forged from crystal and the remains of X.M.S.A.T. that is imbued with the power of the Staff of the Cosmic Whole. The weapon has the ability to blast extremely powerful spells as a result.
7 Keepers killed!
POTION OF FLARES: A potion that, upon use, makes cuts sprout all over the drinker that instantly light on fire.
Oh yeah.
The entire attack is so long and filled with yum that it deals 20,000 damage to the Hive-Queen! To add onto that, you then use...
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CHEMODROP - CHEMOPOCALYPSE
Additional 10,000 damage to the Hive-Queen!
Then who was goddmodder?
12 Keepers killed!
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 REDGLARE - DISQUIETING LEER
30 Warriors killed!
Jukebox added!
24 Warriors killed!
I'll manage.
6,000 damage to the Queen!
3 Keepers killed!
+2 HP to Crusher!
MINI-MECHA PSIIONICS PANEL: A panel that contains a red-and-blue crystal that outputs a large amount of psiionic energy. When hardwired into a mecha, the mecha will gain powerful psiionic powers, the power and scope of which can be directly modified through the panel itself.
Guardian Spikes || Thuleprism = Thuleprism Spikes (Level 2: 1/3)
No new Vord types are created because the Croach is destroyed! The remainder of the Vord forces destroy the Bridge, the Middle Barrier, the Tanker A2's Shields, deal 20,000 damage to CogWynd and the Vord-Eating Spider, and deal 10 damage to Talist, pionoplayer, Tazz, Pit, gutza, engie, stronghammer (killing him!), fseftr, and Crusher (killing him!)!
The Perfect Sphere kills 20 Warriors! Isaac uses Deck of Cards and draws The Chariot from the deck! Isaac becomes completely invincible for a turn, and his attack next turn will minicrit! CogWynd uses Extra Plating and gains +20,000 HP! It gets wound up by +15%! The Vord-Eating Spider does its job and eats 4 Warriors, killing them! The Medic Bot heals CogWynd for +5,000 HP! The Jukebox keeps on playing!
The Malice, Redwalker, and the Godmodder all annihilate 232 Warriors!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the Hive-Queen!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ================================================== 0/5,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 5
ROUND 1: THE OVERWORLD
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 19/24. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 23/24.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 20/24. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 17/24.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 24/24.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 1/24.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 8/24. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 24/24.
Talist: [AG] HP: 14/24.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 19/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 24/24.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 5/24.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/24.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 24/24. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 0/24.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 9/24.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 9/24.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 6/24.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 10/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 10/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 10/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 17/25. Regen: II
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 12/20.
Hive-Queen: [H] HP: 77,000/200,000.
Vord Warriors: [H] HP: 500/500. (x658.) More are summoned each turn. Poisoned: I
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x488.) More are summoned each turn. Burned: II Wither: II
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x486.) More are summoned each turn.
Vord Mantises: [H] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x398.) More are summoned each turn.
Croach: [H] HP: 0/500,000. Burned: IIIII Constantly being repaired by Keepers.
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 8,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.
Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.
Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIII
CogWynd: [AG] HP: 135,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 75%. In Normal mode.
Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 30,000/50,000.
Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.
Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Utopiosphere - Mili.
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: III
Redwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: III
Chaos Beast: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 58.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII IN USE (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Sacred Items:
7 Hog Slop
9 Elf Tears
13 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
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I take out an octet that I haven't used yet. Wait, Jegus' Octet? Oh right, the octets Cobalt gifted me. I put them back and instead take out the Pale Octet, and roll them at the Queen. I then pull out a origin wand, and summon a gigantic MSPAface pixel art to smash into the Queen, then smack its face in with the Crowbar. I then attempt to use Sunrise, seeing as this fight really isn't worth expending higher firepower on. And insert Megadancevania into the Jukebox.
Binary-Covered Fang && Fluorite Octet = 0ctet (Level 8: 4/9)
Turntop Spectagoggles || Ring = Turnspec Ringwear (Level 9: 4/10)
Pocket Alterationater && (Hammer && Scratcher) Just to let you know, I do in fact have a Scratcher that is external to the Alchemiter. I duplicated it prior to insertion.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
>>You have everything, I hope?
"Yes. Everything is in order, and we have our target, who is coming out for a position check five minutes from now if the Trollian client is to be believed. I hope this plan works..."
==One Teleport Later==
==Universe B, near one of Binary's ships==
==A Small Asteroid==
I teleport in, under strong illusion, developed with the Trollian view of the scene ((Strong illusion == what I discussed with you on the memo.))
I push a button on a small shape...
}}Clockwork Lime Activation Successful
}}Activating Joker Protocol. ((Wild magic used in such a way that it rewrites the universe more favorably. Specifically, to rework the systems of the ship in such a way that Binary has no control over them. Like incredibly miniscule gears made of Bedrock, plus quantum-entangled switches controlling the operation at key points such as would enable proper operation of the ship. Oh, and it generated a system so similar on the outside, that the people at the controls didn't notice anything had gone wrong. HEX, while he cannot act here, can certainly provide some support materiel...Some very compact clockwork support materiel.))
}}Joker Protocol Success. Infinitely Improbable Protocol active.
*there is a series of increasingly improbable coincidences...The pod bay door accidentally opens, for one. Then the ship's pilots happen to hit just the right series of buttons at the exact right time to completely obscure the entry of a fully clockwork Bedrock Drone. Then the Bedrock Drone is transmuted into a carbosilicate amorph with assorted Strohl Munitions weaponry (oh and eyes), which eats the pilots and guards before antinormality is achieved and the Bedrock Drone restored.*
}}Infinitely Improbable Protocol successful.
}}Deactivating Ship Countermeasures.
}}Deactivation Successful.
}}Deactivating Teleportation Locks from Console.}}Deactivation Successful.
}}Opening Portal Beacon to U(-2i).
}}Teleporting.
((Yes, I used an imaginary number for a universe that's theoretically not real. So irrational of me. Just doesn't add up. Then again, multiply that result by the amount that I care and you get zero.))
==One Teleport to a Different Pocket Universe Later...==
"So what are we going to do with this?"
"I mean, we could taunt him..."
"But that's just not tasteful."
>>You want to, don't you.
>>What I am going to do, is reverse-engineer the ship. So we know how to neutralize it.
>>Once that is successful, I am going to build something new, to my specifications, with all the things we could possibly cram into it crammed into it, and no computers whatsoever. Clockwork AIs, certainly, but not a single microchip or command prompt....
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
PrevieW: PREVIEW! (actual code)
Preview: OSU!GAME
7/18 Box o Goodies (Sacred items refill)
Granger slices and dices the vord queen with the Low Blow and burns/witherss it too. Nucelar Elemental bow +1 (Now 4)
INVENTORY
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (6/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (5/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (5/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 18/36
> Action: Googology
If I am dead, I respawn. No hard feelings, this attack was just for fun.
Otherwise:
1: I begin at one. I originwand up one nuke that telefrags the Hive-Queen and explodes.
10: The next number is 10. I throw 10 exploding pineapples at the Hive-Queen.
118: The number of elements currently known. I fire Element's Maker in all 118 modes of the standard Periodic Table at the Hive-Queen.
104: A myriad. I throw 10,000 Nova Cataclysms at the Hive-Queen that explode on impact.
105: A lakh. I set up a lakh of M134s and simultaneously fire them at the Hive-Queen.
106: A million.... yeah, I throw one million plastic discs that are all one atom thick at the Hive-Queen.
4.7×107: Forty-seven million, or the number of people dissatisfied with their health insurance according to Billy Mays. I fire the Billy Bazooka at the Hive-Queen 47 million times to celebrate.
108: A myllion, different from a million. Anyway, I force-feed the Hive-Queen a myllion polonium-294 bullets.
1010: A dialogue. Don't know why it's called a dialogue, but ten billion shurikens made of SCP-409 appear out of nowhere and fly at the Hive-Queen.
1016: A byllion. Not a billion, a byllion. I drop a byllion tons of neutron-degenerate matter on the Hive-Queen.
6.02×1023: Avogadro's number. A mole of nuclear moles appear out of nowhere, eat into the Hive-Queen, then disappear. 1063: A vigintillion tacos are force-fed by telekinesis to the Hive-Queen. The tacos are contaminated with SCP-409.
10100: A googol. A googol of swords fly at the Hive-Queen, disappear and reappear somewhere else.
200! ≈ 7.88×10374: This is going to be fun. A massive redstone contraption scaled down consisting of a faxul redstone dust appears and triggers a chemical reaction, inducing an explosion inside the Hive-Queen
101000: A great googol! A powerful force exerts a great googol of newtons of force on the Hive-Queen in both the upward and downward directions, crushing the Hive-Queen!
2276,709 ≈ 5.12×1083,297: The hitchhiker's number from Douglas Adams' A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I fire Toxicide that many times on each mode in 5 nanoseconds at the Hive-Queen.
104,194,304: A vigintyllion Hercules Hooks insert themselves into the Hive-Queen!
1010100: A googolplex. You know this one. A googolplex diamond swords slice up the Hive-Queen!
1010100,000: In googology, this is the googolplexigong. A googolplexigong-ton weight falls on the Hive-Queen and disappears.
eee79 ≈ 10101034: A First Skewe's Number liters of chlorine trifluoride telefrags the Hive-Queen and burns it from the inside out.
((200!)!)! ≈ 101010379: A megafaxul amperes of current course through the Hive-Queen, frying it regardless of its resistance.'
10↑↑6: The hexalogue. These numbers are getting so big standard powers are not enough! I teleport the Hive-Queen and some air into space and prevent them from moving too far from each other, heat her up to a hexalogue Kelvin, and allow her to burn up or something.
10↑↑258: Named the Mega or ②, it is a very very large number! I throw that number of sharp pins at the Hive-Queen.
g64: I teleport the Hive-Queen to the edge of the map and drop Graham's number of Tsar Bombas on her.
A(g64,g64): I then repeat the last thing with A(g64,g64) of nukes.
g1000000: I then dump a forcal liters of lava on her.
{3,27 (1) 2}: The ultratri, a truly large number except in googology. I throw that number of duplicates of the world's sharpest object at her in 1 second.
Quabinga Bukuwaha: Look this one up yourself. The definition is truly crazy. I fire all my gun alchemies at the Hive-Queen that many times in 50,000 Planck times.
BIG FOOT: No, not Bigfoot... it's the largest named number. Again, look this up. I force the Hive-Queen to take that number of Deadly Tests from my Testwriter. Each test has BIG FOOT number of questions and each one is extremely deadly. Yeah, you know how this will turn out, since BIG FOOT is uncomputable due to its sheer large value.
I throw the DTG logo at the Vord Queen.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I LINE UP A SHOT, THEN BLAST A SWARM OF VORD KEEPERS OUT OF THE AIR.
Real World: "Really? Voidstone? REALLY?"
The drone hovers away from the floor, then doubles over as I laugh, genuinely amused.
"YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH TRIED TO STOP ME ESCAPING BY HOLDING ME IN A CAGE MADE OF CANDY!"
Ejecting the fragment of myself from the drone, a tether extends out to keep the drone active and still flying. Gray light seeps out, ripping the Voidstone away from the Bedrock and disintegrating it. Due to losing a solid chunk of mass, the Bedrock crumbles, toppling over when shoved away. Due to there being less dust obscuring my vision, I quickly grab the guard who communicated earlier, crushing him into paste before he can blink.
"A for effort, though. You actually managed to annoy me. Which was a bad idea, in hindsight."
Gray light fills the room at the speed of light (CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, CEO OF THE DEPARTMENT OF REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT, HERE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS), sparking violently. The power goes out, the gray light disappears, and I return to my drone, before the tell-tale sound of someone flash-stepping heralds the beginning of a massacre.
(Not doing a Mainframe thing because that storyline concluded with Omnicide and Auditor's escape.)
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I shoot the Vord Queen with the Warbender set to incendiary all the way, whether or not the thing's dead, just for schnitz n' pliggles.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Dinner Blaster && Spaghetti && Hotel Mario CD = Spadinner Blaster (7/8)
Hermann Fegelein Essence && Der Untergang DVD && M27 IAR = Die Waffe (6/6)
Vince Offer Essence && Slap Chop && Remington GPC = Remingchopper (6/6)
> Charges
+1 HP to all AGs one last time: 19/36
> 05 Action: Drunk on Fluoroantimonic Acid
I force the Hive-Queen to play the MY IMMORTAL DRINKING GAME! With FLUOROANTIMONIC ACID and CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE (alternate between shots)! And NO BATHROOM BREAKS! No stopping until you reach the end! And ALL the rules listed on the TVTropes page!
+1 to Amp x2.
I alchemize Organ Grinder && Eldritch Tentacle 1/???. Eldritch pipe organs? Yes, please.
I attempt to learn the basics of suit-based magic through deep examination of the Black Thorns.
Also, I don't intend to go to Universe B myself. That would be suicide.
I whip out the Baroqueback Bowtier. Noting the major presence of the Vord in specific areas of the cavern, I rummage around in my inventory. In the hand not holding the ebony cue, I hold my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball. This thing is remarkable for the quality of its predictions. Except for that one about repairing a scratch. Is that not what Doc Scratch did to the second disc? But, I digress. I throw the sphere into the air, and a dark, heavy aubergine magic emanates from it. When I raise the Baroqueback Bowtier, it seems as if it is exuding pure sorrow. Well, it is lamentable. Hah. I carefully and precisely line up a shot. By standard billiards rules, I should never hit the 8-Ball first, and I should also hit the other balls with a cueball in the first place, but this is no conventional game of billiards. Then again, I am not exactly a master at the art of Table Stickball. Anyhow, the crystal within the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball makes use of itself. The meticulously-mixed Visink within swirls, despite not moving whatsoever. I strike the arcane orb with the Baroqueback Bowtier. The english energy melts into the violet aura, mixing into some dark pulsating sorcery of the eldritch type. The ball itself curves towards the ground, accelerating at speeds slightly faster than light. Of course, this means that the Hive-Queen was almost instantly struck. A dull, resonating crack echoes throughout the cave, reverberating around the walls of the place. The ball has vanished, undamaged, into my inventory. A spiderweb of cracks has woven its way around upon the chitin of the Hive-Queen, composed of interconnecting aubergine and pulsating english energy. Dim, weak light pours out from the shatter. Slowly, a change occurs. Plumes of life-fluid burst from the creature's every orifice. If this thing does not have any, the fluid makes some. As painfully as possible, if I might add. I proceed to fire blasts of debilitating english energy at the Hive-Queen with the Baroqueback Bowtier. The combination of these effects destabilize the Hive-Queen. So much, in fact, that the brain of the Hive-Queen combusts internally, withering to a high degree as well during the incident, thanks to my mental manipulations. I immediately cause the Hive-Queen to have a seizure with a stare into the Liquid Nest. Absolutely fascinating, this kind of ink. I am astounded by its ability to captivate me when I desire to. Which means, of course, that it is not very captivating whatsoever, and this is merely a cover for the fact that I mentally aggress my opponents occasionally with bottles of eldritch ink.
I ask Rodney if he is prepared to fight once more. I have prepared a far more adequate amount of plating and insulation, to block his every robotic orifice (to prevent being Taken) and to strengthen his actual armor. The wards prepared on those plates will merely teleport him back to Greyhold upon a normally killing blow. I will take no risks in the matter of protecting a friend. However, regardless of the response, I DO NOT teleport him into combat yet.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Physics Cannon: 21/30
Orbital Bombardment: 21/30
iQuantimak: 10/11
Nanolight Superlander: 2/4
Electromagnet Winch: 3/3 Complete!
==Actions==
Lothyra uses Antichamber on the Queen, then alchemizes
PodCargo Bay Doors & Carbon Nanogel. Bender uses Universal Power to harm the Queen.==Spacebase DF-9 (the space station with HAL and the kerbals)==
Meanwhile, at the space station, an AI stares through an external camera. He is looking at a mysterious, massive, stargate-like structure in orbit right next to the station. He knows its a device that stabilizes reality, negating any altered laws of physics that apply to objects inside. That is necessary because the object that will be placed in it has altered electromagnetic laws on its surface, preventing anything metallic from going through. However, HAL knows that the creation of the [REDACTED] and the Other Arrival has been delayed for now. Lothyra is telling him that she still needs to finish preparation, and that he should notify Mr. Nixon. He activates his interuniversal communicator.
H3ll0, Mr. N1x0n.
Yes? Is the Other Arrival going to be on time? When can you open the [REDACTED]?
1'm afra1d 1 can't d0 that. Th3 pr3parat10ns are st1ll n0t c0mpl3t3.
WELL HURRY UP! MY DANG TROOPS ARE JUST SITTING ON THEIR BUTTS WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH! Hold on... I need to ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH! There. GOODBYE!
Mr Nixon disconnects. Oh well. He always was a bit shouty.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Organ Grinder && Eldritch Tentacle 2/???
+1 to Amp x2.
I heal myself with the Golden Sunsticks.
Then, I sift through my inventory, looking for something quite carefully, as if it might explode. Hah. It will not explode, merely spew forth eldritch flames with the capacity to burn bricks. Yes, bricks. I pull out the Eldritch Lamp, as well as the Thorns of Oglogoth. The lamp flickers with a dim light, imposing the feeling of being watched upon the Vord, the Taken, and the players. Every single one of them, with absolutely no exceptions. Save the Godmodder, as he is basically immune to this kind of thing. I let go of the Lamp. It falls to the floor, and an echo emanates through the cavern rather ominously, if not sinisterly. I tighten my grip on the Thorns, and focus the energy of the Furthest Ring at a nigh-imperceptible speed. Maddened eldritch whispers are occasionally exuded from the Lamp, as per usual. I abruptly spin around, facing the Hive-Queen. The Thorns emit black Grimdark energy. I fire two blasts of dark energy at the Hive-Queen. A resounding wave of energy pulses throughout the cave, piercing into the aforementioned Hive-Queen with deadly precision and accuracy. The whispers emanating from the Lamp become slightly more frequent. I toss a Thorn into my other hand, grab a vial of Nightmare Fuel, uncork it, and pour it over the Lamp, before placing the vial back in my inventory, and taking the Thorn back. The screams of the agonizingly insane spew forth from the still-burning Lamp, amplifying eldritch sorceries utilized within around four seconds. Therefore, I put the Thorns away, and raise my arm in the direction of the Hive-Queen. An incomprehensible color appears before it, streaking through the cavern to strike the Hive-Queen. An Eldritch Blast, if you will. The thing, due to being fired with the aforementioned four seconds, is amplified immensely. The Hive-Queen is lifted off of the ground by the force of the blast (nothing of the sort occurs if she is flying), and slams into the wall of the cave. A slight amount of rubble falls from the ceiling. Getting an idea, I telekinetically force the ceiling down upon the Hive-Queen, and the Hive-Queen alone. Hundreds of tons of stone crush the Hive-Queen, making an amiable effort in instigating her inevitable eradication from existence. I pick the Eldritch Lamp up, and promptly attempt to extinguish it. Every light in the area grows paler as the thing slowly dims. However, I fail. The light remains, forever burning as some sort of monument to the infinity that is the Outer Gods. Hah.
Mini-Ion Cannon 2/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 0/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: Red heals himself with BT:Terraform.
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x44, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x5, The Redsticks, Potion of Nectar x13, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper
I dupe 3 potion of critmist
Kid Radd: 12/45
Kid Radd: The Game: 3/4
Crunchitizer: 3/5
Focus on healing self right now.
I get Scissors!!! I use it to cut some Vord down to size!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
35/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Lasering random Vord.
> K4yne: Basic accupuncture with the Wingripper on random Vord.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.