*the interior of the ship goes completely dark as all EM radiation is blocked out*
==Some time later==
>Countermeasures successful, opening visible wavelengths and comms 01 block.
"Sound of Silence to Anachron, what the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] was that, over."
>Recommend utilizing tachyonic drive to clear LZ.
*button push*
==Some time later, instantaneously==
>9 chunks cleared. Power minimal. Maintaining passive shielding will allow full recharge in 10 hours.
"Darn it, that's NOT supposed to draw that much power!"
>Recharge complete. An unexpected detuning of the tachyon warp coil caused issues with power drain. This has been fixed.
"There we go."
>In other news I have developed an effective combat protocol in my spare cycles.
"Requirements?"
>Any weapons you care to provide.
*three High-Energy Pellet Gun duplications later*
>These should do nicely.
*300 separate High-Energy Pellets impact The Queen*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Oh man, it is GOOD TO BE BACK! Absolutely BEAUTIFUL drawings Twin, as always!
I take out a band-aid gun, and set it to fire at an AG entity for the next hour. Not gonna put too much effort forth until I see the godmodder's plan...
Also, I'll release my three 40-post charges once I see what happens next time...
==Actions==
You know what? I've been holding back my true firepower for a while now! I know I'm terrible at FPSs, but I still know how to use lots of gun! And this attack will still be me going easy on you!
Bender then uses Guns Akimbo on the Chaos Shard. Lothyra blasts it with iAntimak.
That's... quite some gun you got there. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO A BUNCH OF OTHER MEN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please stop.
Lothyra then alchemizes (Rocket Engine -O Enlarge) -O Enlarge.
STORYEDIT: I had to retcon that due to fixing a forced backstory.
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 6/9)
I proceed to use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 1 on one of the Chaos Beasts, or if they're not going through, the Godmodder. I just want to see what it does, OK?
I encase the Godmodder in a completely dark (on ALL wavelengths of the EM spectrum) hard-light shell. He startles as his monitor goes black. The real-life shock of having something apparently break somehow makes him take damage.
I affix ((the enlarger funnel SCP thing, whatever its number is)-o Minimizer)x2 to a High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a DEADLY LASER gun. I then pass the Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array containing the Sound of Silence code through the full-size version repeatedly until it is handheld-size.
>Data shows combat protocols function as normal. Request enhanced weaponry.
*toss*
>Thank you.
*300 regular size High Energy Pellets impact The Queen, in addition to 100 supersized ones*
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Wand of Striking && Nuclear Bomb = ??? 1/THIS SHOULD TOTALLY BE IN SLASH'EM
Element's Maker 6/11
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = ??? 2/FEAR THE ONSLAUGHT OF (MOSTLY) MALWARE
/battlefield/attack/originwandsabuse.31337.html.exe> I use the Origin Wands like a wand of wishing to summon up two SCP-745 instances tamed and permanently loyal to me and a machine that turns biological organisms into robot versions of them that look nearly identical.
I then execute a combo on the Chaos Beasts:
I first pull out Chemostriker and throw myself at the Chaos Beasts. I momentarily stop time to pray to the RNGesus, who grants me perfect RNG in the form of all the Chaos Beasts jumping directly into my sword and slicing themselves in half. I then command my SCP-745 instances to rush and consume the Chaos Beasts. They deal damage to some of them before dying. I pull out Toxicide and spray a mixture of fluoroantimonic acid shot, highly radiotoxic 284Po, the biological strain of the Really Sucky Virus1 if available and some chlorine trifluoride shot at the Chaos Beasts. This causes the Chaos Beasts to begin having seizures while near-instantly dying from the fluoroantimonic acid and polonium-284. I then stuff them into the organic to robotic converter and turn them into robot versions of themselves, allowing me to execute EVEN MORE ATTACKS.
I continue by first editing their code with the Unicoder and changing their counting system to go:
This causes their systems to corrupt themselves, then begin to overheat due to how nonsensical their new numerical progression is. They fail to count to three due to being infected with a simulated instance of Bill Gates' Counting Virus2. I then summon the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December3 by inserting more U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji, along with "㋋㏸" (Chinese telegraph symbol for December 25). The GoCASiD paraphrases the Bullcrap4 Man, saying "It's past the middle of January. Take down your gorillaing Christmas decorations." This will cause the Spirit of Holiday Commercialization, who has been "promoted" (read: made more politically correct) since last time we saw him, who will bring news from the True Capitalist front - the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December is to be sent for decommissioning unless he can prove his worth. The two engage in a fight in the overheating Robo-Chaos Beasts' code, destroying it in the process. Just as the robotic Chaos Beasts are about to overheat, they escape back into the code ghost world, leaving the Robo-Chaos Beasts to die... to me testing CHEMOPOCALYPSE on them.
1which causes infinite seizures until death from lack of body maintenance 2it causes you to only be able to count to ten and only in the order 1, 2, 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 3who is also the patron ghost of Christmas ending before the middle of January 4bowdlerized due to the swear filter
((Yup, didn't get finished. What a surprise. Twin, throw these last bits of the Preston Cole stuff in with the rest of Intermission 3 when you do Trifecta. Hank's stuff will be part of Act 4, if its in at all, because its just something small. Also, engie, there is no way you could have gotten ahold of the power sets of piono or aegis. Aegis hasn't been on the server since before the glitch set in because of piono, and piono's been behind a barrier capable of keeping out the glitch.))
Preston Cole observation deck: ... Okay.. then. Shoot kid, I'm sorry... If you're having trouble sleeping, Eric could probably help you with that. But well, I suppose its time for bed.
Sanford walks back below decks. See you in a few hours.
Astria's Room:
Eric watches the fight, ready to jump in.
He whispers under his breath: Protect
((this is one of Eric's rune words: bless, Astria will be having unusually good luck in this fight, basically she's been granted weak plot armor))
Wilson's Potion Shop:
Hank nods. I know what that feels like. Would a potion of curing or something similar help prevent that? Most of the time those kinds of things are curable.
Hank hears explosions outside as the fight continues. Oh for the love of... Wilson, do have some sort of standard potion battle pack I could grab? It sounds like the idiocy is starting up again.
Battlefield:
Vriska suddenly pops back into existence. Finally! Okay... I need to... Ohgorilla.
Vriska's minecraft avatar immediately puts on rocket boots and blasts up into the air. WHAT THE gorilla IS HE DOING TO MY CITY!?!?
And with that, Vriska's avatar is a slowly-shrinking speck on the horizon.
There are odd messages floating around in the chat...
Something about 'bugs'.
((Yup, not quite finished with my stuff... We're gettin' there though.))
(While I myself couldn't possibly attain those power sets right at the moment, when an ability of some kind is used, the effects leave a trace of the ability on the target, and also the surrounding area depending on the power used for that ability. Via a process of scanning the area effected thoroughly, to analyse every detail of the ability in question, one could, with hefty expenses, recreate the original ability of the ability user, weakened slightly due to the absence of a Unique Magical Effect - the UME - of every creature with an ability, as UMEs are determined entirely by the soul, which plays a small role in these things. Granted, I don't have sufficient power to recreate the power sets proper, only a facsimile, but, you know how the Auditor appeared and did something weird to Project Manhattan? Well, his interference is one of two major parts of the Omnicide plotline - the smaller of the two, in fact. Due to him, Project Manhattan will end up receiving an information overload. But, with all that aside, technically speaking, I - actually, the Auditor - didn't download Piono, oh no. What happened, I'll let you guess. Hint - it's in the filetype of each download.)
((you still wouldn't be able to harvest the energies, as piono's only used some of his powers. The best you would be able to get, even to that extent, would be piono's power level during the MBOA, and aegis right from around that time as well. Just a warning, the construct's only going to get the elemental powers up to chaos and order))
Also a null post because Hank's still shopping. Doesn't really matter though, the current fight isn't really significant, is it?
(Hmm. Well, perhaps it can work with that. I believe there was a trope which described the situation of "the hero has increased in power to the point where an enemy that was previously unbeatable gets completely rekt m8", Villain Forgot to Level Grind. Perhaps that shall be played at some point.)
BTW, I'm retconning something in my backstory. That brain in the crater (Lothyra's affable mentor) was attached to a black monolith with a broken computer screen.
Alright! Time to MURDER EVERYTHING. Let's start with the Queen. I draw out the wreckage of Daybreak. It has served its purpose well. I decide to give it a much needed burial. In the Queen's face. I then bury all of my previous corpses in its mouth, lacerating her with sharp pointy metal. I then send myself off with a 1,000,000 gun salute. Aimed at the Queen.
Shirtarangs > Fine 4/4
The White Wand 6/10
Nightfall Armor 10/11
9 damage to the Queen!
ZODIARANGS: A set of sharp shuriken shaped like the symbols of the zodiac. They are colored like the blood of the trolls.
==Anachron Tour==
Something happened on the ground. I think we'd better go back.
*the Sound of Silence departs, with me aboard*
Hmm. I forgot something in my Aperture kit...
*one long tinkering session later, involving Wheatley Science products, an unreasonable amount of wiring, and a sendappearifier portal being modified into a barrel-like shape...*
MASHY SPIKE PLATE! gun. Check!
MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
*slamming noise as the Queen is mashed into the ground by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! that just extended itself above her head and smashed her into the ground*
I then open fire in her general direction with the High-Energy Pellet Gun and DEADLY LASER gun.
OK, no Richard Photo. Got it. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 8/8) Excellent.
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 5/9)
I get back up and get fighting. channel powerful Order majjyks within myself, motes of Perditio emitting from me at an alarming rate. Without much applause, I fire the obvious enemy of Chaos at the shard of Chaos. If this fails to work, I will illogically blame the Queen and make her wear a dress made of gunpowder, then ignite the dress.
Scissors || Nail Clippers && L. Severed Pinky Elemental && Severed Left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 7: 1/8)
THE PIANOFORTE: A metronome whose tempo is so versatile and changeable that it can be in tune with the frequencies of all pianos across the world, controlling them all at once.
Isn't Perditio the essence of chaos itself? The attack does nothing! The gunpowder dress deals 7 damage to the Queen!
@Netpatham: Well, obviously, it means that dimensional doors are distorted by nature. By no means do interdimensional gateways have any order, stability, or need to follow rules of reality.
Preparation 34/50
The Brainmelter 6/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 5/11
Interesting... I suppose there is only one thing to do. Well, not exactly, but the only thing I can do at the current moment. The other half is finish up my storypost. I can do that, right?
As such, I draw the Hazel Wand. Peering at those upon the Battlefield, I can easily dictate that there is only one entity that needs attacking. Therefore, I flash-step before the Queen, and give the bronze rod a flick. Instantaneously, a bolt of violet lightning emerges from behind the Queen. Vaulting up into the air, it scans the general area. Then, it comes directly back down, piercing the Queen. Upon striking the Queen, the spell sparks off a monolithic explosion, filled with a plethora of manifold light colors. In the centerpoint of the explosion, a Miniature Green Sun appears. Instantaneously, green light overpowers the other dominant colors in the explosion. Emerald flames burst out from the blast, consuming a rather large amount of land. Empowered with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, the explosion cleaves through the Queen in a burning flame, melting through all armor. As a final assault, I arc the Hazel Wand downwards. A low rumbling can be heard, shaking the ground. This continues for several minutes, until a burst of amethyst energy appears from nowhere. At that, the ground where the Queen stands (or floats above) splits asunder, forming a large ravine directly to the Void. I telekinetically drag the Queen to the bottom, and seal the eldritch crack.
—
My point exactly! He was not using any forms of hyperdrive/slipspace technology. I do not wish to calculate how swiftly the imperial flagship would travel with both his already unrivaled velocity, as well as an immediate speed equivalent to photons. But, I suppose that is all I have questions on at the current moment. I will assuredly not be able to sleep, so call for me if anything occurs. Assuming my exhaustion has not disabled my movement, which it should not, as this is regular, I shall come.
—
I keep hold of the young lady's wrist, to be certain that she will not attempt to subdue me, and dive out of the window.
((Note to self: differentiate between the texts of ancestors and descendants before I create any situations where the two are interacting.))
Why shouldn't I serendipitously dive out of this window?
She attempts to clamber out of the window, but cannot do so, due to my grip on her wrist. The unconscious elf in the corner stirs. Her relentless tugs to break free of my relatively impotent grip become increasingly desperate.
JUST LET ME HAVE FIVE SECONDS OUT THERE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT IT!!!
At this point, the young girl draws one of her Cuewands.
LET. ME. GO.
She attempts to fire some form of curse at me. In a singular fluid motion, with my unhindered hand, I draw the Hazel Wand, deflect the curse into a wall, and telekinetically pull the unconscious body of the Recondite One towards us. I move Navela's ancestor out of the way, and throw the unconscious body out of the window. Scratch begins to stir at the exit of the entity.
There. I am extremely sorry about this, but now you either get murdered by the Recondite One, subject to the rest of your life with Scratch, or you come with me.
At that, I give the Hazel Wand a flick. A swirling mustard portal appears. I then let go of the young girl's wrist. At this point, she shrugs, strides towards my portal, and prepares to step in.
You never told me your name.
She merely flips me the bird, and provides a quick 'later' as a response. I close the portal to V2 directly after she exits, and de-equip the Hazel Wand. When I turn back around, Scratch is up. He has quite clearly seen parts of the incident. However, a knocking at the door brings more of his attention.
Pardon me while I let Jack inside.
And, at that, he opens the door to reveal Jack Noir, of all people. I reach for my weapons, but stop.
Please excuse me while I talk to Jack. Since you have unceremoniously obtained the repaired disc from within the soft fluffy material in my chest, you can let yourself out.
I nod. Then, I prepare to teleport back to GodCraft.
Farewell.
And, at that, I disappear in a flash of light, reappearing in my ritual room, but not before staring longingly out of the window, at Vetas. Slowly, I make the ascent back to the entrance.
I use PENUMBRA PHANTASM to turn the shadows into... ME! They all charge, attacking every entity in their path. Heh.
Alchemy at 7. Twiliblade & Diablo. I charge at the Godmodder. I then stop an inch from his face. what's happening. I stand there... forever!
This will at least get the Godmodder creeped out.
The Godmodder flips the sun to the other side of the sky so that the shadows are casted in the opposite direction from all the entities! They do nothing!
He then notices Midna, piledrives her into the ground, and tosses her to a legion of zombies.
Let's see, where was I... AHA! Found where I left off on the Real World and Omnicide arcs, so I'd better sort those out.
Godcraft: Oooh, battle techniques! I wanna see them... Battle Technique: ENGIETECH level 1, targeting the Chaos Shard because screw that thing. I do have a thing for excellent descriptions of attacks, which is why I'm not opening with the level 10 variant. Hmmm... 7777? That number seems familiar...
Real World: The drone moves quickly and silently through the facility, trying to identify a guard with sufficient clearance to the master key room. They're getting tougher to assassinate the higher up the rank list I go, oddly. Perhaps this one will be the right ra...
Standing in front of me, in the real world, the highest ranking guard in the entire facility dodges my attempt at assassinating him without even looking. I then try to quickly follow up and kill the guard, but he flash-steps out of the way, whirling around to face me proper. And now I can see his eyes. Now I know how he survived. I have been accosted by the Augmented Elite guard. Assuming, of course, that the narrative doesn't go "NOPE" and screw the entire story line I had planned over. There's probably a way augmentation could play into everything, which I may or may not feel inclined to discuss at a less... inconvenient, shall we say... time.
The Mainframe: What the... Something's hastening the process. Entity body at 28% complete. Stage 1 at 22% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. maghankpower.pwr 50% downloaded. Preparing pionoplayer.plyr for download. Preparing thelorderelye.plyr for download. Preparing twinbuilder.plyr for download. Preparing fseftr.plyr for download. Preparing tt2000.plyr for download. Preparing theserpent.plyr for download. Preparing nimbleguy.plyr for download. Preparing talist.plyr for download. Preparing theideamodpackman.plyr for download. Preparing 5l1n65h07.plyr for download. Preparing maniacmaster.plyr for download. Preparing xdgrangerxd.plyr for download. Preparing k4yne.plyr for download. Preparing ninjatwist321.plyr for download. Preparing cobaltshade.plyr for download. Preparing opelspeedster.plyr for download. Preparing amperz4nd.plyr for download. Preparing flareflames.plyr for download. Preparing thenonexistanttazz.plyr for download. Preparing pittheangel.plyr for download. Preparing aegisa095.plyr for download. Preparing eng... eng... eng... cannot currently prepare file safely. Override authorisation granted. Preparing engie.plyr for download. Preparing minor107.plyr for download. Preparing dimentiosome.plyr for download. Preparing etc...
And so the list goes on. Every player, every significant entity, all are prepared, then downloaded into Project Manhattan. But the body is incomplete. Not for long...
Back on Godcraft: Every player suddenly has their vision flicker. Brief images appear. A tall figure, made of Bedrock and wreathed in shadowy flame, hundreds of conflicting voices echoing around it. The figure inspects something on it's wrist, then slowly turns around, aiming a fist at the players individually, in each player's own visions. A pulse of multitudes of energy, ranging from eldritch purple, to deathly gray. The pulse impacts the players, and with it, a promise of death. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, the images vanish.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ENGIETECH
Several helicopters fly to your position and drop you tons of crates, full of the latest weapons from your own company, Engietech! Arrays of deadly weaponry lie in front of you, from bazookas to railguns to cannons to lasers to pistols to pretty much anything. You pick up as much guns as you can carry and fire at the Chaos Shard, pure destruction screaming towards it! Stunningly, the onslaught does nothing...
Technically, there aren't supposed to be any sidequests. I'm not going to add this as an official sidequest or a zone, but you can keep track of it yourself. As long as you do that, I won't nope it.
It seems that Bender and I have gotten some new abilities.
Lothyra then uses ANTIBLAST on the Queen.
Also, I am going to upgrade my gun for the last time. Also, my chumhandle may be outdated...
Lothyra then alchemizes Capacitor & Contained Antimatter Capsule = Antipacitor, changes her chumhandle to universalAntimatist, and reads section 6 of the guide.
ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that stores antimatter instead of electricity. That's all there is to say on the matter.
Bender picks up Fusionmak Nanorifle.
It still needs MOAR POWER! JUST ONE MORE
He then alchemizes Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine and shoots Fusion Nanorifle at the Queen.
==Storypost==
Lothyra suddenly gets an email. From Earth. More specifically, a place called Apeture Science. It contains a video.
FUSIONMAK NANORIFLE: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature fusionmak. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated plasma into ammo, and can also supercharge its shots with the power of massive arrays of electricity, creating lightning blasts, supercharged ammo, electric fields, and more.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ANTIBLAST
You use several antimatter weapons to fire a volley of antimatter shots at the Queen! The massive explosions knock her backwards and deal 7 damage!
DEATH'S NARCOTIC: A modified version of the Demise Lance laced with sopor slime, giving it a green and unearthly appearance. Upon hit, it slows down enemies, rendering them susceptible to further attack.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I place a containment shield around the chaos shard
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA on the Queen
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x21, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 5/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 5/11
-Cenian System-
Several fleets gather. At the head of one is HMAS Victor.
-Two Weeks Ago-
I am rather hesitant to do this...
Yeah... but what can you do.
Well, FseftrAI, you ready?
Affirmative.
>FseftrAI: Ascend.
Some of the Chaos Shard's chaos is contained inside of it, weakning its effects!
My Action: I run up to the godmodder and attempt to punch him in the face.
SCP Foundation Action: Research occurs.
Unknown Entity Action: The probe activates its nuke, blowing the entity back into space and severely damaging it. 8/10 Unknown Entity.
The Godmodder grabs your wrist and snaps it, breaking it. When you try to punch him with your other hand, he breaks that too. He then breaks both your feet so you can't punch him with those, and decides to snap your neck for good measure.
PENUMBRA PHANTASM makes 667 Snipers appear. They all fire at the queen.
Alchemy at 8 (complete?). I continue making the Godmodder uncomfortable.
8 damage to the Queen!
If I were you, I would keep track of your alchemies by saying ALCHEMY NAME (number of turns charged/number of turns needed to charge), not Alchemy at number of turns charged. The alchemy is:
Twiliblade && Diablo = Dusk's Dawn (Level 9: 8/10)
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 5/9)
I duplicate Caledfwlch to make a fixed version. I fistbump what is presumably a future Project Manhatten in the vision (despite me not knowing that Project Manhattan is), as he's pointing a fist at me and not a finger. Despite that, of course, a question comes up: what the heck was that all about? I ask various people about the nature of what I have just seen.
Then, for reasons, I soulbind myself to Oblivion's Topper (not like that'll augment it in any way), Ranchia, the Golden Globe, the Caledfwlch duplicate I just made, Fear No Anvil, The Whole Note, and the Origin's Wands. Finally, I use the Oblivion's Topper on The Queen, specifically channeling the mental manipulation tricks it supposedly grants. Let's see it attack the Godmodder with it's charge attack, You Were Not Invited. Probably won't work, but hey, it could, and that would be brilliant.
You fix Caledfwlch.
Oblivion's Topper will cause the Queen to try and attack the Godmodder this turn!
{Because the Tour was incomplete, I will likely continue it, but for now, well, to war.}
Amperzand is wounded and in treatment, Redeyes is unarmed, and H3, as it turns out, is preparing for something entirely different.
Hah. Hahaha. Heh.
"I b31ieve I am the be5t prepared."
Burn.
Let it all burn.
Burn.
Hah.
Open fire.
The Anachron opens fire on the Battlefield, raining tens of thousands of Mass-Driver rounds upon the dying world as cluster-missiles fill the atmosphere with nuclear ruin, gigatons of destructive force bearing down on anything hostile, then, as the firestorm consumes them, ceasing. A malfunction.
A misfire.
Those who remain aboard, the two million souls who comprise the Crew and a half-dozen Players, are subjected to the seeming earthquake of recoil and rebound, then abruptly thrown free of the "Ground" as gravity shuts down, the reactors shutting themselves off for maintenance.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I use CO: Reacharound on the queen
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA on the Queen
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x22, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 6/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 6/11
-Anachron-
Blue looks curiously at the other players floating around, not experiencing the effects first hand due to one of the many additional functions spread amongst her items of clothing.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
I also order the Corotite Warmonger to attack the Queen, and to then go into some sort of defensive position.
Anyhow, I flash-step in a general direction relatively near to the Queen. Relatively is a statement that could refer to anything between ten and one hundred meters, by the way. Regardless, it is not as if I have a range limiter. I freeze the Queen in place with the Spare Tentacle. Whether or not that worked is irrelevant. I proceed point the Hazel Wand at the ground beneath the Queen. Instantaneously, an aura of vaporous Nightmare Fuel surrounds the wand, swiftly coating me as well. With a thought, seventeen writhing tentacles burst out of the ground, all dripping with some form of organic matter. The tentacles, writhing in apparent agony, thrash upon the Queen. The second the writhing tentacular masses strike it/her, they wrap around the entirety of the Queen in earnest. Warped nodules upon the tentacles begin to exude a pale bioluminescent light. Then, the individual eldritch abominations of flesh dig into the Queen. Through every orifice, the tentacular nightmares squeeze through, as painfully as possible, if at all. However, I arc the Hazel Wand down at this moment. An excessive amount of ink begins to seep from every aforementioned orifice whilst the tentacles drive themselves within the Queen unceremoniously. I telekinetically draw every drop of the fluid out of the Queen, and proceed to fuse the arcane liquid with traces of spatial energy. Immediately, the ink becomes a mere silhouette into a realm of far more ink. An abyss, even. The corrosiveness of the dimension itself leaks into GodCraft from my binding, leaving the players miraculously unharmed. However, the entirety of the ward-breaking acidic power flows through the Queen, destroying her from the inside out. Or, rather, the middle, if you understand what I am saying. The pressure from the mere presence of the link begins to compress the Queen into a shape far more susceptible to attack. At this point, the tentacles relent. However, I do not. Grimdark aura trailing off of my form, I slowly lower the Hazel Wand. Within a nanosecond of this, I fire two monolithic amethyst psionic blasts at the Queen, pulsating with the eternal sorrow of one who has spent many an enqiuer studying the arts of the Woegothics. The psionic blasts envelop the Queen within half a second of their firing, engulfing a quarter of the server in aubergine light momentarily. When the light clears, the Queen is either gone (which I doubt), or begins to collapse to the ground, regardless of any apparatus capable of flight upon her person. Finally, I flash-step over to the Queen, and blow a large portion of her body into the realm commonly referred to as nonexistence with a point-blank curse from the Hazel Wand.
I alchemize Bottled Void Visink && White Elixir && Infinity Rune 1/???.
––––
Upon the sudden disruption of artificial gravity upon the Anachron, I telekinetically hold myself to the floor. I would prefer not to float. Despite the fact that I regularly display the ability to levitate.
THE BRAINMELTER: A maroon tome that disguises itself as a copy of Problem Sooth, but is in actuality a book full of runes that set fire to the mind. Upon reading, the reader's mind will be slowly melted thanks to the whispers of thousands of eldritch beasts, driving them insane and killing them in a matter of minutes.
The Spare Tentacle constricts the Queen, stunning it and weakening it!
The Chaos Shard floats up, and its creations are revealed. They are red, but bear a striking resemblance to Shadow Beasts Midna is familiar with...
Chaos Beast: 17,500/17,500 (x6). Last two must be defeated in the same round, or the remaining one will immediately howl and revive the entire pack. They afflict the Degenerate status on hit, which drains an enemy's health and provides a 1/3 chance of them attacking allies. Status lasts 2 turns.
I finish Caledball, and test its powers on a Meme Dreme Team.
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Keylis throws her club at you, but it is deflected by a quick parry. You jump to grab the club, but a raking blow of a knife on your back sends you flying down to the ground. Jegus, she's fast. You'll have to keep your wits about you.
Chaos Beasts added!
CALEDBALL: A pure black version of Caledbec, with stars reflected in its surface. It crackles with green energy, and its record is an 8-Ball. Stripes of blue appear on its hilt. It retains Caledbec's powers of spatial manipulation, and also has the power to manipulate the outcome of its fights in its favor.
You use it to deal 10,000 damage to Meme Dream Team XD!
Oh great more bull(i fail counted). I pull out the legendary Daybreak, newly forged from a duplicator, and promptly bludgeon a Chaos Beast over the head with it. If I fail to reforge Daybreak I just kind of sit around and throw some shirtarangs into one. And then blow them into the Pit conveniently located near the Battlefield. They then all land on the broken Arena, and die. Painfully.
The White Wand 7/10
Nightfall Armor 11/11
Echidna's Ender || Gun 1/11
(I fail counted)
7,000 damage to a Chaos Beast!
NIGHTFALL ARMOR: A black version of the Cascade Armor, forged from the most powerful steel in the universe, worn by Glitch Elites. The decals of its aspect logos stand out in a brilliant white. The armor retains its aspect-based powers of breath, light, time and space, and now offers additional protection.
Echidna's Ender || Gun = The Appearificator (Level 10: 1/11)
The godmodder and the godmoder are given an highly advanced chess puzzle set up on a board identical to SCP-177 by a remote controlled drone. The puzzle has only one solution without cheating. I time them to see how fast they solve it down to the nanosecond. There is no punishment for losing or winning or anything, really. Either way, the godmodder would know in advance due to his godmodding powers and the godmoder is immune to everything, so there is no real failure condition here.
The Godmoder leaves the Battlefield in disgust. He thought he was done with this battle after he stopped being in rage mode back in the original DTG, and he certainly doesn't want to be here again. He was living peacefully, and now you just ruined it. Thanks a bunch.
Bottled Void Visink && White Elixir && Infinity Rune 2/???
Thorns of Oglogoth 7/11
+1 to Amp x2 (if he requires it, that is. I would assume so, based on the end of his post, but what do I know).
I activate the White Ring, noting how the runes alternate between white and black occasionally. That incident during the Glitch debacle was certainly a destructive attack, to have manipulated the essence of the runes in such a manner. I decide to investigate later on that matter. Regardless, I levitate into the air, the glowing runes burning into the vision of any who dare to look into them. Raising my ring-clad hand upwards slightly, I manipulate the elements. Primarily water. I feel like I am best when working with fluids. Anyhow, a rather large ocean of entropic water (compressed into a bubble just shy of creating a singularity) appears within the Queen, instantaneously annihilating itself in a manner not unlike antimatter. I channel the energy inherent within the Ring slightly more. Cracks appear randomly in the surface of GodCraft. Several seconds pass, until plumes of magma spew out. I telekinetically drag every single bit of said magma into the Queen, hoping to slay her with the heat and/or the noxious fumes exuded by the molten stone. Then, I seal the cracks with my telekinetic abilities, preventing the entirety of the core from being spilled out onto the surface. That would be particularly problematic. I proceed to fuse a rather large amount of energy within the Ring together. The flashing between black and white becomes far more rapid, to a matter of milliseconds. I continue to fuse energy within the ring together, until I can no longer bear the instability. At that point, I release the power in a destructive manner. A blast of arcane energy alternating between white and black appears out of nowhere, and streaks towards the Queen. The smell of ozone fills the general area. Within a second of the blast's creation, it strikes the Queen. The vision of everybody within six miles looking in that direction is obscured by alternating black and white light for around a minute as the blast funnels all of its energy into a singular destructive explosion. When the light fades, a rather large crater has been dug into the ground, exuding copious amounts of Flux Gas. The Queen is no better, emitting Flux Gas. Her physical features have been unrecognizably warped. The general area around the blast radius begins to melt into Flux Goo, to satisfy the instability within the area. The liquid trickles into the crater, down into the depths of an abyss that quite possibly extends beyond bedrock. I wait for the area to cease reproduction melting, and then examine the magnitude of the destruction. Tainted matter resides at the epicenter of the explosion, crawling up, attempting to corrupt all life, slowly. Noticeably, Tainted nodules of the kind seen in tainted roots coat the Queen, poisoning her with an incurable corruption of arcane properties.
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I tab out of Minecraft once more to the browser. Then, I grab my book, glancing at the others within the room. However, before I can open it up and flip to my current page, I abruptly cease moving. Perhaps it would be best if I did something else. As such, I place the book beside my keyboard, and get up, offering a quick statement to Virnul and Navela, the only two in the room close enough to hear me.
I'll be back in a few hours. Good night.
And, at that, I stride out of the room. Instead of heading towards my room, I wander off in a random direction, staring at the floor, and thinking. I head towards the exit to the meteor laboratory, noting how frigid and cold the halls are. Arriving at a staircase, I climb up, and am faced with a door, which I promptly open, step through, and close behind me, to reveal another door, to which I reach towards the handle. However, before I can do so, I am met by a loud banging, vibrating the door, and a stream of profanity. The voice is familiar. I slowly open the door. Before my eyes, there is a young elf, approximately 9 loä (13 years) old. She is dressed in green clothing, and has quite disheveled elbow-length black hair as well as startling hazel eyes. She appears to have traveled quite some space to get here.
So, you finally saw it fit to CHECK TO WHERE YOUR PORTAL SENT ME!
Without a response, she barges through, into the slightly warmer halls of the meteor. I momentarily stare outside, downwards, off the meteor imbedded within the planet, and to the planetary pine forest of Lopat. Then, I close the door. I gesture to the staircase, and we step down it, one trudging with disparity, and the other striding with nonchalantness.
I see my spell functioned. Good.
I provide a somewhat lengthy introduction to my name, who I am, and why I was on Forion.
PENUMBRA PHANTASM turns shadows into beacons! An orbital strike cannon fires on all beacons at once, decimating all entities!
Alchemy at 9. I continue making the Godmodder uncomfortable. Suddenly, the Godmodder is tapped on his back. Turning around, he sees nothing. Then he looks back at Midna and [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-[REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] proceed to [DATA EXPUNGED]. All that's left of the Goddmoder is a note.
"Thanks for the offering. ~[DATA EXPUNGED]"
2,000 damage to all entities!
Judging by the fact that you talked about the Goddmoder at the end, I assume that the Godmodder successfully escaped and a person called the Goddmodder was experimented on instead. The Godmodder was unharmed!
The Sharpener complete!
Element's Maker 5/11
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = ??? (1/OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE)
⋯ Battlefield ⋯
I conjure up an entire replica of the Dungeon of Doom, Gehennom and the Elemental Planes with the Origin Wands and force the Queen to play a full game of NetHack. She is not allowed to escape the dungeon. Once she is past Minetown, I use the Origin Wands again to fill every part of the dungeon with fluoroantimonic acid. The entire dungeon is dissolved along with the Queen.
THE SHARPENER: A modified version of the Snapper that can shoot bullets made from SCP-009 and SCP-409. In addition, it possesses internal sharpening mechanisms made from SCP-585 that can "sharpen" its ammunition, making it exponentially more powerful and causing it to penetrate through enemies, damaging multiple at once!
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = The Kill Screen (Level 7: 1/8)
I challenge the Godmodder to win The Game and to destroy World of Warcraft permanently. If he fails he is to deal one damage to himself.
The White Wand 8/10
Golden Battleship o- Twinmobile Sketch 1/??
Echidna's Ender || Gun 2/11
The Godmodder stops moving for a second, and then says "Done".
World of Warcraft Servers Offline, Blizzard Devs Report
Today at 12:21 PM EST, the game servers for the popular MMO World of Warcraft have mysteriously gone offline. Anyone who tried to log into the game only recieved the message: "ALPHA AND OMEGA". Several rumors are coming out saying that this is linked to the Operation. Blizzard has declined to comment on the rumors, but has said they will release an official statement later in the week.
The Godmodder stopped playing the Game years ago. And you can never lose if you never play.
Golden Battleship -c Twinmobile Sketch = [REDACTED]
Hey wait a sec, doesn't my gun have electricity powers?
Bender then executes Tesla's Improv on the Queen. Lothyra follows it up with a blast from iAntimak.
Looks like that rich girl's flashy hoverboard is done. And the spaceship hull. Now time to work on the propulsion. The ship runs on dark matter, if I recall.
Lothyra then alchemizes Fuel Tank & Dark Matter and Rocket Engine -O Enlarge.
AMY'S HOVERBOARD: A pink hoverboard forged from diamond nanogel, made for Amy Wong.
NANOGEL SPACESHIP HULL: The hull of a spaceship forged from carbon nanogel.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TESLA'S IMPROV
You fire up the Tesla Star and Tesla Globe and create a massive pulse of electrical energy! It surges through the air and shocks the Queen, dealing no damage because she's dead!
Fuel Tank && Dark Matter = Dark Matter Fuel Tank (Level 2: 1/3)
Rocket Engine -O Enlarge = Large Rocket Engine (1/5)
I use Ysera's arc on The Queen.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-= (You can buy healing and other supplies here)
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Laiko's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 60$ _ Wilson's charges A: 9/50, B: 15/50 --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x2 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x3 (2$ Healing Potions here!!!!) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x13 (2$) <|> Splash Venom Potion x3 (3$) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x3 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Woolen Bandage x3 (1$) <|> Potion of Vis x3 (2$) <|> Potion of Strength x2 (1$) <|> Potion of Cats Eye x1 (2$) <|> Potion of dreams x1 <|> Potion of Potential x1
Potion of Cats Eye OOO enderpearl = ??? 1/2
Potion of Vis O0O Potion of Strength = ??? 1/3
Splash Venom Potion O0O Splash Potion of Chills = ??? 1/3
Heh, I kinda like it. So many other people have their massive palaces of gold or colossal, earth breaking spaceship, and I have this place. Everyone else is master of this or lord of that, and I'm lord of nothing in particular. I don't really mind it all that much. I don't want to fight on the front lines. After your second comment, Wilson blushes a little. Ah, eh, no. I'm fine. ish. Its just... my eyes and ears aren't the best right now. I'm normally not like this at all. I'm just suffering from... a backlash from my abilities. I can't see very far. But, as bad as that seems, its better than what it used to be. It used to be I'd wake up blind. You don't have to worry about me. It's temporary.
Potion of Cat's Eye OOO Enderpearl = Potion of Ender's Eye (1/2)
Potion of Vis O0O Potion of Strength = Potion of Augmentation (1/3)
Splash Potion of Venom O0O Splash Potion of Chills = Splash Potion of Frostbite (1/3)
Oh man, it is GOOD TO BE BACK! Absolutely BEAUTIFUL drawings Twin, as always!
I take out a band-aid gun, and set it to fire at an AG entity for the next hour. Not gonna put too much effort forth until I see the godmodder's plan...
Also, I'll release my three 40-post charges once I see what happens next time...
==Actions==
You know what? I've been holding back my true firepower for a while now! I know I'm terrible at FPSs, but I still know how to use lots of gun! And this attack will still be me going easy on you!
Bender then uses Guns Akimbo on the Chaos Shard. Lothyra blasts it with iAntimak.
That's... quite some gun you got there.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO A BUNCH OF OTHER MEN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please stop.
Lothyra then alchemizes (Rocket Engine -O Enlarge) -O Enlarge.
ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that holds antimatter instead of electricity.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GUNS AKIMBO
Suddenly, several machine guns materialize in Bender's hands as he charges at the Chaos Shard, blasting them all at it. He yells maniacally until he stops, realizing nothing he's doing is making a dent. iAntimak does nothing either!
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 6/9)
I proceed to use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 1 on one of the Chaos Beasts, or if they're not going through, the Godmodder. I just want to see what it does, OK?
You acquaint the Chaos Beasts with your brand of diplomacy. You materialize one of your several guns and fire it at the Chaos Beasts, dealing 8,000 damage!
I encase the Godmodder in a completely dark (on ALL wavelengths of the EM spectrum) hard-light shell. He startles as his monitor goes black. The real-life shock of having something apparently break somehow makes him take damage.
I affix ((the enlarger funnel SCP thing, whatever its number is)-o Minimizer)x2 to a High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a DEADLY LASER gun. I then pass the Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array containing the Sound of Silence code through the full-size version repeatedly until it is handheld-size.
Wand of Striking && Nuclear Bomb = ??? 1/THIS SHOULD TOTALLY BE IN SLASH'EM
Element's Maker 6/11
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = ??? 2/FEAR THE ONSLAUGHT OF (MOSTLY) MALWARE
/battlefield/attack/originwandsabuse.31337.html.exe> I use the Origin Wands like a wand of wishing to summon up two SCP-745 instances tamed and permanently loyal to me and a machine that turns biological organisms into robot versions of them that look nearly identical.
I then execute a combo on the Chaos Beasts:
I first pull out Chemostriker and throw myself at the Chaos Beasts. I momentarily stop time to pray to the RNGesus, who grants me perfect RNG in the form of all the Chaos Beasts jumping directly into my sword and slicing themselves in half. I then command my SCP-745 instances to rush and consume the Chaos Beasts. They deal damage to some of them before dying. I pull out Toxicide and spray a mixture of fluoroantimonic acid shot, highly radiotoxic 284Po, the biological strain of the Really Sucky Virus1 if available and some chlorine trifluoride shot at the Chaos Beasts. This causes the Chaos Beasts to begin having seizures while near-instantly dying from the fluoroantimonic acid and polonium-284. I then stuff them into the organic to robotic converter and turn them into robot versions of themselves, allowing me to execute EVEN MORE ATTACKS.
I continue by first editing their code with the Unicoder and changing their counting system to go:
This causes their systems to corrupt themselves, then begin to overheat due to how nonsensical their new numerical progression is. They fail to count to three due to being infected with a simulated instance of Bill Gates' Counting Virus2. I then summon the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December3 by inserting more U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji, along with "㋋㏸" (Chinese telegraph symbol for December 25). The GoCASiD paraphrases the Bullcrap4 Man, saying "It's past the middle of January. Take down your gorillaing Christmas decorations." This will cause the Spirit of Holiday Commercialization, who has been "promoted" (read: made more politically correct) since last time we saw him, who will bring news from the True Capitalist front - the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December is to be sent for decommissioning unless he can prove his worth. The two engage in a fight in the overheating Robo-Chaos Beasts' code, destroying it in the process. Just as the robotic Chaos Beasts are about to overheat, they escape back into the code ghost world, leaving the Robo-Chaos Beasts to die... to me testing CHEMOPOCALYPSE on them.
1which causes infinite seizures until death from lack of body maintenance 2it causes you to only be able to count to ten and only in the order 1, 2, 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 3who is also the patron ghost of Christmas ending before the middle of January 4bowdlerized due to the swear filter
Wand of Striking && Nuclear Bomb = Wand of Radiation (Level 2: 1/3)
The Godmodder uses all his mind-control powers to force the SCP-745s onto his side! However, due to their unwavering allegiance with you, their morality short-circuits and they die! Your chain attack fails as a result.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 1/?
Granger slaps the AG entity with Malleo Dei, ramming it into the ground.
Inventory... fetching link...
"With those annoyances gone i can experiment again", she thinks.
It's still on the Battlefield.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer = Wait, isn't the Silencer Level 10 already? If you continued alchemizing with it, you wouldn't be able to use the result!
I grab the Godmodder's robot arm and shove it into SCP-882
Nature's Wrath 4/7
Wandslicer && Aries Pendant && SCP-882
Arachnichair -c Up 'Till Dawn
Probability 1/50
Time 1/50
0mniscience 1/50
You're going to have to explain to me how you successfully forced the Godmodder's robot arm off of him and didn't expect to have him fight back or anything.
The Wandslicer && Aries Pendant && SCP-882 = The Metalram (Level 5: 1/6)
Arachnichair -c Up 'Till Dawn = This isn't even a machine part...
I doubt you can get Omniscience from a 50-post charge, but okay.
Alright, I'll wait. However, I will charge, and another charge of mine is at the ready to be deployed once the Godmodder unveils this secret.
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution at the ready.
Orbit Control: 28/50
Unholy Assault: 3/50
I patiently wait for the Godmodder to do his tricks.
Don't wait! Just assault him!
Fine...
I poke the Godmodder and do not stop poking him. As he becomes more and more annoyed, I poke him harder and faster.
Sword Damage: 119K/250K
The Godmodder's armor has Poke Protection -1. It stores all the pokes you send at him and then, when you inevitably stop, it fires all of them back at you at once in a NUCLEAR POKE!
The Mech Buster Cannon does nothing. It is ready to unleash its ultimate attack, though! The three Meme Dream Temes form the Memebase! The Memebase deals 12,000 damage to the Corotite Warmongerer! The Corotite Warmongerer goes into a defensive stance and repairs itself, healing +10,000 HP! The Chaos Beasts deal 8,000 damage to the Mech Buster Cannon!
The Godmodder then glows with a golden light... It seems that he is now ready to unleash his "surprise"! He equips the Banhammer, reels it back, and then strikes the earth! Cobalt energies pulse through the server as the Godmodder levitates in the air! Six granite pillars burst through the ground, rising through the sky! They all form a ring around the Battlefield, and they all have torches on top of them that aren't lit...
The Godmodder reveals his plan... Now that he is at 10 HP and the war is officially in the endgame, he is going to create a series of Trials to put you all through! There will be six in all, and they will be the hardest challenge the war has put you through thus far! They are all tied to the Godmodder's lifeforce, and as you beat them, the Godmodder's health will drain! Beat them all, and you'll kill him entirely!
That is, unless they beat you first. Using Alpha's powers, the Godmodder raises his hand and you feel a cold wind blow through you... You realize you have been given health bars! Again! Somehow, the Godmodder has managed to permanently disable the aura that gives you all your invincibility! You're going to stay like this for the rest of the game! And with that, the Godmodder decides to reveal the first Trial...
He steps into one of the biggest summoning circles you've ever seen, the wind howling around him, the ground cracking, the skies shaking, and debris falling all around the Battlefield as the eternal chaos of GodCraft reaches a crescendo. You hear a whistling noise as four spheres drop from the sky, embedding themselves in the ground around the Godmodder. They look like the forms the Armybuster Mechs took when they died, only much, much larger... The Godmodder presses a button on his robot arm, and the sound of sirens fills the air...
The four spheres extend their shapes, each taking distinct forms! They are so huge, that they blot out the sky... Their mechanical structure creates appendanges, weapons, motors, jets, and more... Eventually, four towering constructs of pure mechanized destruction stand around you! The first pillar of granite is wrenched from the earth and floats in the air... The First Trial has officially begun.
TRIAL ONE
FINAL WAVE
How to Play:
The first Trial pits you against the Godmodder's last four and most elite Mechs! These are based off of the Ender Dragon, the Wither, the Elder Guardian, and the Giant! They have the most HP and attack power out of any Mech so far, so they're no pushover! You'll have to use everything you've got to beat these guys! Keep in mind that they're going to be attacking you as well, so you'll need to defend yourselves!
To help out with that, it's time to introduce a feature that's been foreshadowed for acts: Comb Raves! Yes, they're officially here, and here's how they'll work: they will act like a global Echeladder. Every time a players damages an entity, Pang Nectar will produced that is equivalent to the amount of damage the attack did! That will funnel into the Impetus Comb Meter. Once it is full, and enough damage has been produced, a player's Comb Rave can be used! Comb Raves are truly devastating attacks that will turn the tide of battle. Use them wisely!
In another post I will make shortly, I'll explain some rule changes. Good luck.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
THE TRIALS:
==> I. FINAL WAVE .I <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ==================== 0/1,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 1
Twinja'd! This is one early update, dont you usually update like 7 hours later? o_o
Well, it is, but from its description - causing attacks against one entity to minicrit - it sounds really weak for a level 10 alchemy... Figured i could upgrade it a bit without coming even near the OPScale. Even if i cant, id be quite curious what those items would make.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 2/?
Granger yells at the corotite warmonger trough The Silencer!
Man I'm glad I got my posts in yesterday.
Oh man Christmas came... late? Early? Bluh whatever. I just decide to calmly take out Nightfall. After I take off the Cascade Armor and put on the Nightfall armor, I stare at the Ender Dragon. "Oh great, more Mechs. Truly you are the best and most creative enemy we have ever had to face in the history of everything. Bravo, bravo." Well I rise with the moon, so let's let night fall. I then pick up the Sunsetter, which is still a thing seeing as I only summoned it last turn, and stab it into the Dragon, shoot it with Nightfall, shoot it with the Lunar Sanctum, and then shove the Miniature Green Sun down its throat. I then jump off and use High Noon on it.
Also, the Godmodder still has yet to win the Game, seeing as not losing the Game is not synonymous with winning it.
The White Wand 9/10
Nightfall > Fine 1/6 (Daybreak)
Echidna's Ender || Gun 3/11
I'll be making my great escape now!
*BOOM*
==Simultaneously with the explosion==
>Activating emergency antiradiation countermeasures!
*the interior of the ship goes completely dark as all EM radiation is blocked out*
==Some time later==
>Countermeasures successful, opening visible wavelengths and comms 01 block.
"Sound of Silence to Anachron, what the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] was that, over."
>Recommend utilizing tachyonic drive to clear LZ.
*button push*
==Some time later, instantaneously==
>9 chunks cleared. Power minimal. Maintaining passive shielding will allow full recharge in 10 hours.
"Darn it, that's NOT supposed to draw that much power!"
>Recharge complete. An unexpected detuning of the tachyon warp coil caused issues with power drain. This has been fixed.
"There we go."
>In other news I have developed an effective combat protocol in my spare cycles.
"Requirements?"
>Any weapons you care to provide.
*three High-Energy Pellet Gun duplications later*
>These should do nicely.
*300 separate High-Energy Pellets impact The Queen*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I take out a band-aid gun, and set it to fire at an AG entity for the next hour. Not gonna put too much effort forth until I see the godmodder's plan...
Also, I'll release my three 40-post charges once I see what happens next time...
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine: 2/11
Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 5/9
Antipacitor: 3/??
Fuel Tank & Dark Matter: 2/??
Rocket Engine -O Enlarge: 2/2 Complete!
==Actions==
You know what? I've been holding back my true firepower for a while now! I know I'm terrible at FPSs, but I still know how to use lots of gun! And this attack will still be me going easy on you!
Bender then uses Guns Akimbo on the Chaos Shard. Lothyra blasts it with iAntimak.
That's... quite some gun you got there.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO A BUNCH OF OTHER MEN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Please stop.Lothyra then alchemizes (Rocket Engine -O Enlarge) -O Enlarge.
STORYEDIT: I had to retcon that due to fixing a forced backstory.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 3/?)
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 6/9)
I proceed to use Sleuth Diplomacy Level 1 on one of the Chaos Beasts, or if they're not going through, the Godmodder. I just want to see what it does, OK?
I affix ((the enlarger funnel SCP thing, whatever its number is)-o Minimizer)x2 to a High-Energy Pellet Gun, and a DEADLY LASER gun. I then pass the Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array containing the Sound of Silence code through the full-size version repeatedly until it is handheld-size.
>Unit fully functional. Sensors detect spatial anomaly affecting size of array. Effective distance unchanged.
>Testing combat protocols....
>Data shows combat protocols function as normal. Request enhanced weaponry.
*toss*
>Thank you.
*300 regular size High Energy Pellets impact The Queen, in addition to 100 supersized ones*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
NEW Tetris Wands && Void Essence = ??? 1/??
I concentrate now on using ARCANE MAGICS, drawing all data on them from throughout my journeys and studying it!
The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 8/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 8/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 8/30 (Irecreeper'd)
INVENTORY
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Element's Maker 6/11
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = ??? 2/FEAR THE ONSLAUGHT OF (MOSTLY) MALWARE
/battlefield/attack/originwandsabuse.31337.html.exe> I use the Origin Wands like a wand of wishing to summon up two SCP-745 instances tamed and permanently loyal to me and a machine that turns biological organisms into robot versions of them that look nearly identical.
I then execute a combo on the Chaos Beasts:
I first pull out Chemostriker and throw myself at the Chaos Beasts. I momentarily stop time to pray to the RNGesus, who grants me perfect RNG in the form of all the Chaos Beasts jumping directly into my sword and slicing themselves in half. I then command my SCP-745 instances to rush and consume the Chaos Beasts. They deal damage to some of them before dying. I pull out Toxicide and spray a mixture of fluoroantimonic acid shot, highly radiotoxic 284Po, the biological strain of the Really Sucky Virus1 if available and some chlorine trifluoride shot at the Chaos Beasts. This causes the Chaos Beasts to begin having seizures while near-instantly dying from the fluoroantimonic acid and polonium-284. I then stuff them into the organic to robotic converter and turn them into robot versions of themselves, allowing me to execute EVEN MORE ATTACKS.
I continue by first editing their code with the Unicoder and changing their counting system to go:
This causes their systems to corrupt themselves, then begin to overheat due to how nonsensical their new numerical progression is. They fail to count to three due to being infected with a simulated instance of Bill Gates' Counting Virus2. I then summon the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December3 by inserting more U+1F384 🎄 CHRISTMAS TREE emoji, along with "㋋㏸" (Chinese telegraph symbol for December 25). The GoCASiD paraphrases the Bullcrap4 Man, saying "It's past the middle of January. Take down your gorillaing Christmas decorations." This will cause the Spirit of Holiday Commercialization, who has been "promoted" (read: made more politically correct) since last time we saw him, who will bring news from the True Capitalist front - the Ghost of Christmas Actually Starting in December is to be sent for decommissioning unless he can prove his worth. The two engage in a fight in the overheating Robo-Chaos Beasts' code, destroying it in the process. Just as the robotic Chaos Beasts are about to overheat, they escape back into the code ghost world, leaving the Robo-Chaos Beasts to die... to me testing CHEMOPOCALYPSE on them.
1which causes infinite seizures until death from lack of body maintenance
2it causes you to only be able to count to ten and only in the order 1, 2, 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
3who is also the patron ghost of Christmas ending before the middle of January
4bowdlerized due to the swear filter
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 1/?
Granger slaps the AG entity with Malleo Dei, ramming it into the ground.
Inventory... fetching link...
"With those annoyances gone i can experiment again", she thinks.
Preston Cole observation deck:
...
Okay.. then.
Shoot kid, I'm sorry...
If you're having trouble sleeping, Eric could probably help you with that.
But well, I suppose its time for bed.
Sanford walks back below decks.
See you in a few hours.
Astria's Room:
Eric watches the fight, ready to jump in.
He whispers under his breath: Protect
((this is one of Eric's rune words: bless, Astria will be having unusually good luck in this fight, basically she's been granted weak plot armor))
Wilson's Potion Shop:
Hank nods.
I know what that feels like.
Would a potion of curing or something similar help prevent that?
Most of the time those kinds of things are curable.
Hank hears explosions outside as the fight continues.
Oh for the love of...
Wilson, do have some sort of standard potion battle pack I could grab?
It sounds like the idiocy is starting up again.
Battlefield:
Vriska suddenly pops back into existence.
Finally!
Okay...
I need to...
Oh gorilla.
Vriska's minecraft avatar immediately puts on rocket boots and blasts up into the air.
WHAT THE gorilla IS HE DOING TO MY CITY!?!?
And with that, Vriska's avatar is a slowly-shrinking speck on the horizon.
There are odd messages floating around in the chat...
Something about 'bugs'.
((Yup, not quite finished with my stuff... We're gettin' there though.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/thisentirethingisagiganticnullpostsorrytwin
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Also a null post because Hank's still shopping. Doesn't really matter though, the current fight isn't really significant, is it?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/nullBTW, I'm retconning something in my backstory. That brain in the crater (Lothyra's affable mentor) was attached to a black monolith with a broken computer screen.STORYEDIT: And now I'm retconning it again
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I grab the Godmodder's robot arm and shove it into SCP-882
Nature's Wrath 4/7
Wandslicer && Aries Pendant && SCP-882
Arachnichair -c Up 'Till Dawn
Probability 1/50
Time 1/50
0mniscience 1/50
Action 1/3
Elemental Retribution at the ready.
Orbit Control: 28/50
Unholy Assault: 3/50
I patiently wait for the Godmodder to do his tricks.
Don't wait! Just assault him!
Fine...
I poke the Godmodder and do not stop poking him. As he becomes more and more annoyed, I poke him harder and faster.
Sword Damage: 119K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
9 damage to the Queen!
ZODIARANGS: A set of sharp shuriken shaped like the symbols of the zodiac. They are colored like the blood of the trolls.
The hammer makes a harsh dinging sound when it strikes the Chaos Shard, but otherwise nothing happens.
7 damage to the Queen!
Scissors || Nail Clippers && L. Severed Pinky Elemental && Severed Left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 7: 1/8)
THE PIANOFORTE: A metronome whose tempo is so versatile and changeable that it can be in tune with the frequencies of all pianos across the world, controlling them all at once.
Isn't Perditio the essence of chaos itself? The attack does nothing! The gunpowder dress deals 7 damage to the Queen!
11 damage to the Queen!
The Godmodder flips the sun to the other side of the sky so that the shadows are casted in the opposite direction from all the entities! They do nothing!
He then notices Midna, piledrives her into the ground, and tosses her to a legion of zombies.
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ENGIETECH
Several helicopters fly to your position and drop you tons of crates, full of the latest weapons from your own company, Engietech! Arrays of deadly weaponry lie in front of you, from bazookas to railguns to cannons to lasers to pistols to pretty much anything. You pick up as much guns as you can carry and fire at the Chaos Shard, pure destruction screaming towards it! Stunningly, the onslaught does nothing...
Technically, there aren't supposed to be any sidequests. I'm not going to add this as an official sidequest or a zone, but you can keep track of it yourself. As long as you do that, I won't nope it.
FUSIONMAK NANORIFLE: A carbon nanogel rifle with a built-in miniature fusionmak. It can use magnetic wires to shape superheated plasma into ammo, and can also supercharge its shots with the power of massive arrays of electricity, creating lightning blasts, supercharged ammo, electric fields, and more.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ANTIBLAST
You use several antimatter weapons to fire a volley of antimatter shots at the Queen! The massive explosions knock her backwards and deal 7 damage!
Capacitor && Contained Antimatter Capsule = Antipacitor (Level 2: 1/3)
Fusion Nanorifle > Fine = Antimak Nanofuser (Level 10: 1/11)
The Nanorifle deals 9 damage to the Queen!
Well of course GLaDOS was still alive. You only killed her hard-light projection. That's not a very big twist.
Welcome!
The Splash Potion deals 3 damage to the Queen!
DEATH'S NARCOTIC: A modified version of the Demise Lance laced with sopor slime, giving it a green and unearthly appearance. Upon hit, it slows down enemies, rendering them susceptible to further attack.
+8 HP to the Queen!
10,000 damage to the Corotite Warmongerer!
Some of the Chaos Shard's chaos is contained inside of it, weakning its effects!
5 damage to the Queen!
The Godmodder grabs your wrist and snaps it, breaking it. When you try to punch him with your other hand, he breaks that too. He then breaks both your feet so you can't punch him with those, and decides to snap your neck for good measure.
Providence's Topper deals 15 damage to the Queen and stuns her for two turns!
> TRANSLATING MESSAGE ==>
Ire.this.is.Spark
If.you.fail.to.kill.the.godmodder.and.fail.to.harvest.his.power
you.know.what.must.be.done.then.
8 damage to the Queen!
If I were you, I would keep track of your alchemies by saying ALCHEMY NAME (number of turns charged/number of turns needed to charge), not Alchemy at number of turns charged. The alchemy is:
Twiliblade && Diablo = Dusk's Dawn (Level 9: 8/10)
So no, it's not complete.
You fix Caledfwlch.
Oblivion's Topper will cause the Queen to try and attack the Godmodder this turn!
10 damage to the Queen!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and a single Elf Tear.
30 damage to the Queen!
Additional 8 damage to the Queen!
THE BRAINMELTER: A maroon tome that disguises itself as a copy of Problem Sooth, but is in actuality a book full of runes that set fire to the mind. Upon reading, the reader's mind will be slowly melted thanks to the whispers of thousands of eldritch beasts, driving them insane and killing them in a matter of minutes.
The Spare Tentacle constricts the Queen, stunning it and weakening it!
15 damage to the Queen!
Bottled Void Visink && White Elixir && Infinity Rune = ...
Wait, what does the White Elixir do again?
Chaos Beasts added!
CALEDBALL: A pure black version of Caledbec, with stars reflected in its surface. It crackles with green energy, and its record is an 8-Ball. Stripes of blue appear on its hilt. It retains Caledbec's powers of spatial manipulation, and also has the power to manipulate the outcome of its fights in its favor.
You use it to deal 10,000 damage to Meme Dream Team XD!
(I fail counted)
7,000 damage to a Chaos Beast!
NIGHTFALL ARMOR: A black version of the Cascade Armor, forged from the most powerful steel in the universe, worn by Glitch Elites. The decals of its aspect logos stand out in a brilliant white. The armor retains its aspect-based powers of breath, light, time and space, and now offers additional protection.
Echidna's Ender || Gun = The Appearificator (Level 10: 1/11)
The Godmoder leaves the Battlefield in disgust. He thought he was done with this battle after he stopped being in rage mode back in the original DTG, and he certainly doesn't want to be here again. He was living peacefully, and now you just ruined it. Thanks a bunch.
Queen killed!
2,000 damage to all entities!
Judging by the fact that you talked about the Goddmoder at the end, I assume that the Godmodder successfully escaped and a person called the Goddmodder was experimented on instead. The Godmodder was unharmed!
6,000 damage to Meme Dream Team ;3!
THE SHARPENER: A modified version of the Snapper that can shoot bullets made from SCP-009 and SCP-409. In addition, it possesses internal sharpening mechanisms made from SCP-585 that can "sharpen" its ammunition, making it exponentially more powerful and causing it to penetrate through enemies, damaging multiple at once!
The Screenfreezer && Bioterrorism USB = The Kill Screen (Level 7: 1/8)
The Godmodder stops moving for a second, and then says "Done".
World of Warcraft Servers Offline, Blizzard Devs Report
Today at 12:21 PM EST, the game servers for the popular MMO World of Warcraft have mysteriously gone offline. Anyone who tried to log into the game only recieved the message: "ALPHA AND OMEGA". Several rumors are coming out saying that this is linked to the Operation. Blizzard has declined to comment on the rumors, but has said they will release an official statement later in the week.The Godmodder stopped playing the Game years ago. And you can never lose if you never play.
Golden Battleship -c Twinmobile Sketch = [REDACTED]
Tetris Wands && Void Essence = The Tetrisappearers (Level 5: 1/6)
Speaking of the Meme Teamers, they should have become the Memebase a few turns ago. I'll do that this turn.
AMY'S HOVERBOARD: A pink hoverboard forged from diamond nanogel, made for Amy Wong.
NANOGEL SPACESHIP HULL: The hull of a spaceship forged from carbon nanogel.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TESLA'S IMPROV
You fire up the Tesla Star and Tesla Globe and create a massive pulse of electrical energy! It surges through the air and shocks the Queen, dealing no damage because she's dead!
Fuel Tank && Dark Matter = Dark Matter Fuel Tank (Level 2: 1/3)
Rocket Engine -O Enlarge = Large Rocket Engine (1/5)
Potion of Cat's Eye OOO Enderpearl = Potion of Ender's Eye (1/2)
Potion of Vis O0O Potion of Strength = Potion of Augmentation (1/3)
Splash Potion of Venom O0O Splash Potion of Chills = Splash Potion of Frostbite (1/3)
Thanks!
+6,000 HP to the Corotite Warmongerer!
ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that holds antimatter instead of electricity.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GUNS AKIMBO
Suddenly, several machine guns materialize in Bender's hands as he charges at the Chaos Shard, blasting them all at it. He yells maniacally until he stops, realizing nothing he's doing is making a dent. iAntimak does nothing either!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SLEUTH DIPLOMACY
You acquaint the Chaos Beasts with your brand of diplomacy. You materialize one of your several guns and fire it at the Chaos Beasts, dealing 8,000 damage!
The Godmodder /tps himself out of the shell, and isn't surprised at all.
...The what? I'm not sure what SCP you mean.
Wand of Striking && Nuclear Bomb = Wand of Radiation (Level 2: 1/3)
The Godmodder uses all his mind-control powers to force the SCP-745s onto his side! However, due to their unwavering allegiance with you, their morality short-circuits and they die! Your chain attack fails as a result.
It's still on the Battlefield.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer = Wait, isn't the Silencer Level 10 already? If you continued alchemizing with it, you wouldn't be able to use the result!
10,000 damage to the Corotite Warmongerer!
You're going to have to explain to me how you successfully forced the Godmodder's robot arm off of him and didn't expect to have him fight back or anything.
The Wandslicer && Aries Pendant && SCP-882 = The Metalram (Level 5: 1/6)
Arachnichair -c Up 'Till Dawn = This isn't even a machine part...
I doubt you can get Omniscience from a 50-post charge, but okay.
The Godmodder's armor has Poke Protection -1. It stores all the pokes you send at him and then, when you inevitably stop, it fires all of them back at you at once in a NUCLEAR POKE!
The Mech Buster Cannon does nothing. It is ready to unleash its ultimate attack, though! The three Meme Dream Temes form the Memebase! The Memebase deals 12,000 damage to the Corotite Warmongerer! The Corotite Warmongerer goes into a defensive stance and repairs itself, healing +10,000 HP! The Chaos Beasts deal 8,000 damage to the Mech Buster Cannon!
The Godmodder then glows with a golden light... It seems that he is now ready to unleash his "surprise"! He equips the Banhammer, reels it back, and then strikes the earth! Cobalt energies pulse through the server as the Godmodder levitates in the air! Six granite pillars burst through the ground, rising through the sky! They all form a ring around the Battlefield, and they all have torches on top of them that aren't lit...
The Godmodder reveals his plan... Now that he is at 10 HP and the war is officially in the endgame, he is going to create a series of Trials to put you all through! There will be six in all, and they will be the hardest challenge the war has put you through thus far! They are all tied to the Godmodder's lifeforce, and as you beat them, the Godmodder's health will drain! Beat them all, and you'll kill him entirely!
That is, unless they beat you first. Using Alpha's powers, the Godmodder raises his hand and you feel a cold wind blow through you... You realize you have been given health bars! Again! Somehow, the Godmodder has managed to permanently disable the aura that gives you all your invincibility! You're going to stay like this for the rest of the game! And with that, the Godmodder decides to reveal the first Trial...
He steps into one of the biggest summoning circles you've ever seen, the wind howling around him, the ground cracking, the skies shaking, and debris falling all around the Battlefield as the eternal chaos of GodCraft reaches a crescendo. You hear a whistling noise as four spheres drop from the sky, embedding themselves in the ground around the Godmodder. They look like the forms the Armybuster Mechs took when they died, only much, much larger... The Godmodder presses a button on his robot arm, and the sound of sirens fills the air...
The four spheres extend their shapes, each taking distinct forms! They are so huge, that they blot out the sky... Their mechanical structure creates appendanges, weapons, motors, jets, and more... Eventually, four towering constructs of pure mechanized destruction stand around you! The first pillar of granite is wrenched from the earth and floats in the air... The First Trial has officially begun.
How to Play:
The first Trial pits you against the Godmodder's last four and most elite Mechs! These are based off of the Ender Dragon, the Wither, the Elder Guardian, and the Giant! They have the most HP and attack power out of any Mech so far, so they're no pushover! You'll have to use everything you've got to beat these guys! Keep in mind that they're going to be attacking you as well, so you'll need to defend yourselves!
To help out with that, it's time to introduce a feature that's been foreshadowed for acts: Comb Raves! Yes, they're officially here, and here's how they'll work: they will act like a global Echeladder. Every time a players damages an entity, Pang Nectar will produced that is equivalent to the amount of damage the attack did! That will funnel into the Impetus Comb Meter. Once it is full, and enough damage has been produced, a player's Comb Rave can be used! Comb Raves are truly devastating attacks that will turn the tide of battle. Use them wisely!
In another post I will make shortly, I'll explain some rule changes. Good luck.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Destroy the Final Wave!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defend the Final Wave!
The Battlefield:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ==================== 0/1,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 1
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/20.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Talist: [AG] HP: 20/20.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 20/20.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 20/20.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/20.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Flare Flames: [AG] HP: 20/20.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 20/20.
9RoranStronghammer9: [AG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Mech Buster Cannon: [N] HP: 117,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Memebase: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [AG] HP: 44,000/100,000.
EG-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 600,000/600,000. Titanic: III
G-Mech Mk. Ω: [MECH] HP: 800,000/800,000. Curbstomp: III
WB-Mech Mk. Ω [MECH] HP: 750,000/750,000. Netherarria: III
ED-Mech Mk. Ω [MECH] HP: 900,000/900,000. Finale: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Chaos Beasts: [PG] HP: 8,500/17,500. (x1.) 15,500/17,500. (x5.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 10/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
29 Elf Tears
21 Pie Filling
27 Weasel Snot
Well, it is, but from its description - causing attacks against one entity to minicrit - it sounds really weak for a level 10 alchemy... Figured i could upgrade it a bit without coming even near the OPScale. Even if i cant, id be quite curious what those items would make.
Nightmare Fuel && Withered Alloy && The Silencer 2/?
Granger yells at the corotite warmonger trough The Silencer!
INVENTORY
Oh man Christmas came... late? Early? Bluh whatever. I just decide to calmly take out Nightfall. After I take off the Cascade Armor and put on the Nightfall armor, I stare at the Ender Dragon. "Oh great, more Mechs. Truly you are the best and most creative enemy we have ever had to face in the history of everything. Bravo, bravo." Well I rise with the moon, so let's let night fall. I then pick up the Sunsetter, which is still a thing seeing as I only summoned it last turn, and stab it into the Dragon, shoot it with Nightfall, shoot it with the Lunar Sanctum, and then shove the Miniature Green Sun down its throat. I then jump off and use High Noon on it.
Also, the Godmodder still has yet to win the Game, seeing as not losing the Game is not synonymous with winning it.
The White Wand 9/10
Nightfall > Fine 1/6 (Daybreak)
Echidna's Ender || Gun 3/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I work on the ghast cannon, also,
Bone II Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = ?? 1/6
Alchemys:
Bone II Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = ?? 1/6
Constructs:
Ghast Cannon, 3/5.