((serpent, in regards to eric, he won't actually interfere if you don't want him to, I'll come up with a reason why not. The void oracle is something I've been planning for a while, and was going to bring up here, and figured that Astria being in trouble would be the sort of thing the oracle would warn Eric about.))
Observation deck:
Well, we're flying through the void right now, aren't we?
I'd imagine we're going somewhere at that speed, since we are traveling more distance than a universe every couple minutes or so...
Within the ship:
Eric sprints down the hallway, passing a lone crew member, who stops, shrugs, and continues on his way.
He opens the door to Astria's room. DreamScape
Eric looks on as Astria fights a ghost from her past. Oh no...
His finger dances in the air, drawing out a set of symbols, ready to be released should the need arise. I'm not going to lose someone else so soon. I refuse. I will not fail this time.
Back at the small Endstone platform, Redstone Block meditates. In his Mindscape, He looks over at a computer folder with some signs around it. One of the signs says "TOP SECRET.", Prompting Redstone Block to touch said sign and teleports him behind it, revealing a set of documents with .xex after their name. Redstone Block picks up a document titled 5l1n65h07.xex and reads it.
What then followed was a image so shocking, that it made Redstone Block break his meditation. He snaps back to reality, Hyperventilating. He looks at his window, seeing a green terrain with smoke coming from some spots.
Redstone Block: We're Here...
Box of Crayons, Bucket, trowa2008, and Shadow entered the nether portal. Instead of putting them in the nether, they were put in a decaying red cybernetic room where the circuits glow red instead of a rainbow flashing color in the previous room. The sky is a bright red.
Box of Crayons: What happened here?
trowa2008: I don't know, but I guess it didn't lookgood.
Immediately in front of them, was two Maze Souls. Trowa2008 readies his darkheart sword. Box of Crayons grabs the diamond sword and does the same.
Box of Crayons: If this is how you supposed to use a sword in this game, then I'm in.
trowa2008: You learn quick, BoC.
The two Maze Souls then indirectly fired a Enchantment trail at them.
Gamma Teleports out of Orphan's Cradle. Lambda Slams his fist down on the ground hard.
Lambda: Dammit!
Lambda teleports out of Orphan's Cradle as well, hunting Gamma down once again. After Lambda teleported, a White-Black figure whose face is covered by a purple crystalline mask Steps out of hiding.
???: Perfect. All is going well. Once Alpha and Omega sees them hunting each-other, there wont be much of anything anymore. Initiating Phase 2 of the plan...
Alright. Now that I've officially posted the EoI3, no more story posts can be made. The ones above me still count, since they were done while I was editing the post.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
YOUR WEAPONS AND CONSTRUCTS ARE UNBEATABLE. YOU WILL NEED THEM FOR THE TRIALS AHEAD.
TheLordErelye decides to call his Scratched Phone that Generic gave him. The month allotted to to have long since passed, so he really doesn't expect much when he calls it and hears a burst of static from the other end. Then, a long series of beeps emanate from the phone. Every player stops to watch, and several recognize the beeps as Morse Code. They write them down, and then begin to translate the beeps... Every player comes to the same conclusion.
-- .- - . / .. -. / ..-. --- ..- .-.
> ACT 4
The Godmodder stood atop a pillar of rock, watching the routine destruction of his server. In a place with barely any rules, players could run around wherever they wanted. Including the Descendants themselves. Long had they been a thorn in the Godmodder's side. But now, with the help of his split, he could have the power to rid himself of them forever. All he would have to do is accept his help.
The Godmodder entered his own mindscape and saw Alpha in front of him. Before long, the two started a conversation.
OMEGA: I've made up my mind. I'm gonna accept your help. ALPHA: Ah, perfect. You've made a wise choice. It only took you, what, a week? OMEGA: Hey, I was sidetracked! That Glitch took a lot out of me. And I've also been finalizing my plan... OMEGA: You know, the Trials. ALPHA: Yes, of course. With my help, creating and supporting those Trials will be a cinch. It's a good thing that you've accepted my little proposition. OMEGA: Alright then! You've got yourself a deal. ALPHA: Excellent.
The two shake on it.
OMEGA: So... Aren't splits supposed to hate each other? Or at the very least, be opposites? ALPHA: That is true, isn't it? I wonder why we are anomalous. The splits of the supposed greatest Godmodder ever. ALPHA: Perhaps because we were created thanks to the Glitch? Who can say for sure? ALPHA: All that matters is that I am here now. And together, we are now the First and the Last. Alpha and Omega. OMEGA: Heh. That has a nice ring to it, actually. ALPHA: Hah. I suppose it does. You will find that my powers will merge with yours shortly. OMEGA: Got it.
The Godmodder leaves his mindscape and feels his power renew itself. His left arm surges with electricity, its blue orb creating an aura around the Godmodder himself. The omega symbol on his right hand shifts to form a blue alpha symbol. His right eye becomes a pale gold.
GODMODDER: Poor noobs... I would hope you survive what comes next, but I'm the bad guy here. Consider our Contract off. From now on, my job is to attack you. And now, thanks to Alpha's powers... maybe even kill you. GODMODDER: Heh.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers, and a tall blue flag appears in front of him with an emblem on it. He picks it up, carries it, and descends down the cliff, ready for the trials ahead.
It looks like the Godmodder is planning something big. It will be revealed next turn. For now, just play the game as normal. Also, it seems that every entity has taken 50,000 damage due to the Glitch.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 140/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Alright! Time to MURDER EVERYTHING. Let's start with the Queen. I draw out the wreckage of Daybreak. It has served its purpose well. I decide to give it a much needed burial. In the Queen's face. I then bury all of my previous corpses in its mouth, lacerating her with sharp pointy metal. I then send myself off with a 1,000,000 gun salute. Aimed at the Queen.
Shirtarangs > Fine 4/4
The White Wand 6/10
Nightfall Armor 10/11
==Anachron Tour==
Something happened on the ground. I think we'd better go back.
*the Sound of Silence departs, with me aboard*
Hmm. I forgot something in my Aperture kit...
*one long tinkering session later, involving Wheatley Science products, an unreasonable amount of wiring, and a sendappearifier portal being modified into a barrel-like shape...*
MASHY SPIKE PLATE! gun. Check!
MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
*slamming noise as the Queen is mashed into the ground by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! that just extended itself above her head and smashed her into the ground*
I then open fire in her general direction with the High-Energy Pellet Gun and DEADLY LASER gun.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
OK, no Richard Photo. Got it. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 8/8) Excellent.
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 5/9)
I get back up and get fighting. channel powerful Order majjyks within myself, motes of Perditio emitting from me at an alarming rate. Without much applause, I fire the obvious enemy of Chaos at the shard of Chaos. If this fails to work, I will illogically blame the Queen and make her wear a dress made of gunpowder, then ignite the dress.
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The Brainmelter 6/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 5/11
Interesting... I suppose there is only one thing to do. Well, not exactly, but the only thing I can do at the current moment. The other half is finish up my storypost. I can do that, right?
As such, I draw the Hazel Wand. Peering at those upon the Battlefield, I can easily dictate that there is only one entity that needs attacking. Therefore, I flash-step before the Queen, and give the bronze rod a flick. Instantaneously, a bolt of violet lightning emerges from behind the Queen. Vaulting up into the air, it scans the general area. Then, it comes directly back down, piercing the Queen. Upon striking the Queen, the spell sparks off a monolithic explosion, filled with a plethora of manifold light colors. In the centerpoint of the explosion, a Miniature Green Sun appears. Instantaneously, green light overpowers the other dominant colors in the explosion. Emerald flames burst out from the blast, consuming a rather large amount of land. Empowered with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, the explosion cleaves through the Queen in a burning flame, melting through all armor. As a final assault, I arc the Hazel Wand downwards. A low rumbling can be heard, shaking the ground. This continues for several minutes, until a burst of amethyst energy appears from nowhere. At that, the ground where the Queen stands (or floats above) splits asunder, forming a large ravine directly to the Void. I telekinetically drag the Queen to the bottom, and seal the eldritch crack.
—
My point exactly! He was not using any forms of hyperdrive/slipspace technology. I do not wish to calculate how swiftly the imperial flagship would travel with both his already unrivaled velocity, as well as an immediate speed equivalent to photons. But, I suppose that is all I have questions on at the current moment. I will assuredly not be able to sleep, so call for me if anything occurs. Assuming my exhaustion has not disabled my movement, which it should not, as this is regular, I shall come.
—
I keep hold of the young lady's wrist, to be certain that she will not attempt to subdue me, and dive out of the window.
((Note to self: differentiate between the texts of ancestors and descendants before I create any situations where the two are interacting.))
Why shouldn't I serendipitously dive out of this window?
If you do, you will prematurely jump to the most horrific and dark loä of your life, to the most of my knowledge.
What would you know about a terrible life? Have you lived with that pompous puppet before?
I'm going to refrain from answering that first one, and no. Regardless, I do not think you should go that way.
Please, come with me.
No.
What?
I said NO. I've just gotten a chance, and I'm going to make the best of it.
She attempts to clamber out of the window, but cannot do so, due to my grip on her wrist. The unconscious elf in the corner stirs. Her relentless tugs to break free of my relatively impotent grip become increasingly desperate.
JUST LET ME HAVE FIVE SECONDS OUT THERE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT IT!!!
No. You will be subject to a life worse than the one you have been currently living if you escape that way. Come with me.
At this point, the young girl draws one of her Cuewands.
LET. ME. GO.
No.
She attempts to fire some form of curse at me. In a singular fluid motion, with my unhindered hand, I draw the Hazel Wand, deflect the curse into a wall, and telekinetically pull the unconscious body of the Recondite One towards us. I move Navela's ancestor out of the way, and throw the unconscious body out of the window. Scratch begins to stir at the exit of the entity.
There. I am extremely sorry about this, but now you either get murdered by the Recondite One, subject to the rest of your life with Scratch, or you come with me.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Please, just go, at this point. I need to finish my appointment regardless.
At that, I give the Hazel Wand a flick. A swirling mustard portal appears. I then let go of the young girl's wrist. At this point, she shrugs, strides towards my portal, and prepares to step in.
You never told me your name.
She merely flips me the bird, and provides a quick 'later' as a response. I close the portal to V2 directly after she exits, and de-equip the Hazel Wand. When I turn back around, Scratch is up. He has quite clearly seen parts of the incident. However, a knocking at the door brings more of his attention.
Pardon me while I let Jack inside.
And, at that, he opens the door to reveal Jack Noir, of all people. I reach for my weapons, but stop.
Please excuse me while I talk to Jack. Since you have unceremoniously obtained the repaired disc from within the soft fluffy material in my chest, you can let yourself out.
I nod. Then, I prepare to teleport back to GodCraft.
Farewell.
It's been a pleasure. This will not be the last time we speak, however.
And, at that, I disappear in a flash of light, reappearing in my ritual room, but not before staring longingly out of the window, at Vetas. Slowly, I make the ascent back to the entrance.
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Let's see, where was I... AHA! Found where I left off on the Real World and Omnicide arcs, so I'd better sort those out.
Godcraft: Oooh, battle techniques! I wanna see them... Battle Technique: ENGIETECH level 1, targeting the Chaos Shard because screw that thing. I do have a thing for excellent descriptions of attacks, which is why I'm not opening with the level 10 variant. Hmmm... 7777? That number seems familiar...
Real World: The drone moves quickly and silently through the facility, trying to identify a guard with sufficient clearance to the master key room. They're getting tougher to assassinate the higher up the rank list I go, oddly. Perhaps this one will be the right ra...
Standing in front of me, in the real world, the highest ranking guard in the entire facility dodges my attempt at assassinating him without even looking. I then try to quickly follow up and kill the guard, but he flash-steps out of the way, whirling around to face me proper. And now I can see his eyes. Now I know how he survived. I have been accosted by the Augmented Elite guard. Assuming, of course, that the narrative doesn't go "NOPE" and screw the entire story line I had planned over. There's probably a way augmentation could play into everything, which I may or may not feel inclined to discuss at a less... inconvenient, shall we say... time.
The Mainframe: What the... Something's hastening the process. Entity body at 28% complete. Stage 1 at 22% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. maghankpower.pwr 50% downloaded. Preparing pionoplayer.plyr for download. Preparing thelorderelye.plyr for download. Preparing twinbuilder.plyr for download. Preparing fseftr.plyr for download. Preparing tt2000.plyr for download. Preparing theserpent.plyr for download. Preparing nimbleguy.plyr for download. Preparing talist.plyr for download. Preparing theideamodpackman.plyr for download. Preparing 5l1n65h07.plyr for download. Preparing maniacmaster.plyr for download. Preparing xdgrangerxd.plyr for download. Preparing k4yne.plyr for download. Preparing ninjatwist321.plyr for download. Preparing cobaltshade.plyr for download. Preparing opelspeedster.plyr for download. Preparing amperz4nd.plyr for download. Preparing flareflames.plyr for download. Preparing thenonexistanttazz.plyr for download. Preparing pittheangel.plyr for download. Preparing aegisa095.plyr for download. Preparing eng... eng... eng... cannot currently prepare file safely. Override authorisation granted. Preparing engie.plyr for download. Preparing minor107.plyr for download. Preparing dimentiosome.plyr for download. Preparing etc...
And so the list goes on. Every player, every significant entity, all are prepared, then downloaded into Project Manhattan. But the body is incomplete. Not for long...
Back on Godcraft: Every player suddenly has their vision flicker. Brief images appear. A tall figure, made of Bedrock and wreathed in shadowy flame, hundreds of conflicting voices echoing around it. The figure inspects something on it's wrist, then slowly turns around, aiming a fist at the players individually, in each player's own visions. A pulse of multitudes of energy, ranging from eldritch purple, to deathly gray. The pulse impacts the players, and with it, a promise of death. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, the images vanish.
It seems that Bender and I have gotten some new abilities.
Lothyra then uses ANTIBLAST on the Queen.
Also, I am going to upgrade my gun for the last time. Also, my chumhandle may be outdated...
Lothyra then alchemizes Capacitor & Contained Antimatter Capsule = Antipacitor, changes her chumhandle to universalAntimatist, and reads section 6 of the guide.
ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that stores antimatter instead of electricity. That's all there is to say on the matter.
Bender picks up Fusionmak Nanorifle.
It still needs MOAR POWER! JUST ONE MORE TURN LEVEL!
He then alchemizes Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine and shoots Fusion Nanorifle at the Queen.
==Storypost== Lothyra suddenly gets an email. From Earth. More specifically, a place called Apeture Science. It contains a video.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I place a containment shield around the chaos shard
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA on the Queen
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x21, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 5/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 5/11
-Cenian System-
Several fleets gather. At the head of one is HMAS Victor.
-Two Weeks Ago-
I am rather hesitant to do this...
Yeah... but what can you do.
Well, FseftrAI, you ready?
Affirmative.
Observation deck:
Well, we're flying through the void right now, aren't we?
I'd imagine we're going somewhere at that speed, since we are traveling more distance than a universe every couple minutes or so...
Within the ship:
Eric sprints down the hallway, passing a lone crew member, who stops, shrugs, and continues on his way.
He opens the door to Astria's room.
DreamScape
Eric looks on as Astria fights a ghost from her past.
Oh no...
His finger dances in the air, drawing out a set of symbols, ready to be released should the need arise.
I'm not going to lose someone else so soon.
I refuse.
I will not fail this time.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Back at the small Endstone platform, Redstone Block meditates. In his Mindscape, He looks over at a computer folder with some signs around it. One of the signs says "TOP SECRET.", Prompting Redstone Block to touch said sign and teleports him behind it, revealing a set of documents with .xex after their name. Redstone Block picks up a document titled 5l1n65h07.xex and reads it.
What then followed was a image so shocking, that it made Redstone Block break his meditation. He snaps back to reality, Hyperventilating. He looks at his window, seeing a green terrain with smoke coming from some spots.
Redstone Block: We're Here...
Box of Crayons, Bucket, trowa2008, and Shadow entered the nether portal. Instead of putting them in the nether, they were put in a decaying red cybernetic room where the circuits glow red instead of a rainbow flashing color in the previous room. The sky is a bright red.
Box of Crayons: What happened here?
trowa2008: I don't know, but I guess it didn't look good.
Immediately in front of them, was two Maze Souls. Trowa2008 readies his darkheart sword. Box of Crayons grabs the diamond sword and does the same.
Box of Crayons: If this is how you supposed to use a sword in this game, then I'm in.
trowa2008: You learn quick, BoC.
The two Maze Souls then indirectly fired a Enchantment trail at them.
Gamma Teleports out of Orphan's Cradle. Lambda Slams his fist down on the ground hard.
Lambda: Dammit!
Lambda teleports out of Orphan's Cradle as well, hunting Gamma down once again. After Lambda teleported, a White-Black figure whose face is covered by a purple crystalline mask Steps out of hiding.
???: Perfect. All is going well. Once Alpha and Omega sees them hunting each-other, there wont be much of anything anymore. Initiating Phase 2 of the plan...
I'll be making my great escape now!
Thanks again!
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
TheLordErelye decides to call his Scratched Phone that Generic gave him. The month allotted to to have long since passed, so he really doesn't expect much when he calls it and hears a burst of static from the other end. Then, a long series of beeps emanate from the phone. Every player stops to watch, and several recognize the beeps as Morse Code. They write them down, and then begin to translate the beeps... Every player comes to the same conclusion.
-- .- - . / .. -. / ..-. --- ..- .-.
> ACT 4
The Godmodder stood atop a pillar of rock, watching the routine destruction of his server. In a place with barely any rules, players could run around wherever they wanted. Including the Descendants themselves. Long had they been a thorn in the Godmodder's side. But now, with the help of his split, he could have the power to rid himself of them forever. All he would have to do is accept his help.
The Godmodder entered his own mindscape and saw Alpha in front of him. Before long, the two started a conversation.
OMEGA: I've made up my mind. I'm gonna accept your help.
ALPHA: Ah, perfect. You've made a wise choice. It only took you, what, a week?
OMEGA: Hey, I was sidetracked! That Glitch took a lot out of me. And I've also been finalizing my plan...
OMEGA: You know, the Trials.
ALPHA: Yes, of course. With my help, creating and supporting those Trials will be a cinch. It's a good thing that you've accepted my little proposition.
OMEGA: Alright then! You've got yourself a deal.
ALPHA: Excellent.
The two shake on it.
OMEGA: So... Aren't splits supposed to hate each other? Or at the very least, be opposites?
ALPHA: That is true, isn't it? I wonder why we are anomalous. The splits of the supposed greatest Godmodder ever.
ALPHA: Perhaps because we were created thanks to the Glitch? Who can say for sure?
ALPHA: All that matters is that I am here now. And together, we are now the First and the Last. Alpha and Omega.
OMEGA: Heh. That has a nice ring to it, actually.
ALPHA: Hah. I suppose it does. You will find that my powers will merge with yours shortly.
OMEGA: Got it.
The Godmodder leaves his mindscape and feels his power renew itself. His left arm surges with electricity, its blue orb creating an aura around the Godmodder himself. The omega symbol on his right hand shifts to form a blue alpha symbol. His right eye becomes a pale gold.
GODMODDER: Poor noobs... I would hope you survive what comes next, but I'm the bad guy here. Consider our Contract off. From now on, my job is to attack you. And now, thanks to Alpha's powers... maybe even kill you.
GODMODDER: Heh.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers, and a tall blue flag appears in front of him with an emblem on it. He picks it up, carries it, and descends down the cliff, ready for the trials ahead.
How to Play:
It looks like the Godmodder is planning something big. It will be revealed next turn. For now, just play the game as normal. Also, it seems that every entity has taken 50,000 damage due to the Glitch.
The Itinerary:
> All: Wait for the Godmodder's surprise.
The Battlefield:
Mech Buster Cannon: [N] HP: 127,000/200,000. Lock, Load, Fire: IIII
Meme Dream Team ;): [N] HP: 58,000/130,000.
Meme Dream Team ;3: [N] HP: 120,000/170,000.
Meme Dream Team XD: [N] HP: 120,000/170,000.
Corotite Warmongerer: [AG] HP: 50,000/100,000.
The Queen: [PG] HP: 140/250. Add-Ons: Delta Dedan. Summons these. Speech Bubble: 100/100 HP. (x0.) Sigma Japhet. Heals +2 HP every turn. Epsilon Enoch: Turns the Queen into a meatshield. You Were Not Invited: III
Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 10/125. Killstreak: 54.
The Forge:
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Shirtarangs > Fine 4/4
The White Wand 6/10
Nightfall Armor 10/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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This is probably stupid of me to do and will probably have major consequences later in the game. Probably.
It's High Noon
Something happened on the ground. I think we'd better go back.
*the Sound of Silence departs, with me aboard*
Hmm. I forgot something in my Aperture kit...
*one long tinkering session later, involving Wheatley Science products, an unreasonable amount of wiring, and a sendappearifier portal being modified into a barrel-like shape...*
MASHY SPIKE PLATE! gun. Check!
MASHY SPIKE PLATE!
*slamming noise as the Queen is mashed into the ground by a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! that just extended itself above her head and smashed her into the ground*
I then open fire in her general direction with the High-Energy Pellet Gun and DEADLY LASER gun.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
OK, no Richard Photo. Got it. Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Metronome && Cristofori Essence (inventor of the piano) && Every Piano ever && Lesser Piano Key Elemental = The Pianoforte (Level 7: 8/8) Excellent.
The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 5/9)
I get back up and get fighting. channel powerful Order majjyks within myself, motes of Perditio emitting from me at an alarming rate. Without much applause, I fire the obvious enemy of Chaos at the shard of Chaos. If this fails to work, I will illogically blame the Queen and make her wear a dress made of gunpowder, then ignite the dress.
Preparation 34/50
The Brainmelter 6/7
Thorns of Oglogoth 5/11
Interesting... I suppose there is only one thing to do. Well, not exactly, but the only thing I can do at the current moment. The other half is finish up my storypost. I can do that, right?
As such, I draw the Hazel Wand. Peering at those upon the Battlefield, I can easily dictate that there is only one entity that needs attacking. Therefore, I flash-step before the Queen, and give the bronze rod a flick. Instantaneously, a bolt of violet lightning emerges from behind the Queen. Vaulting up into the air, it scans the general area. Then, it comes directly back down, piercing the Queen. Upon striking the Queen, the spell sparks off a monolithic explosion, filled with a plethora of manifold light colors. In the centerpoint of the explosion, a Miniature Green Sun appears. Instantaneously, green light overpowers the other dominant colors in the explosion. Emerald flames burst out from the blast, consuming a rather large amount of land. Empowered with the unlimited fury of the Green Sun, the explosion cleaves through the Queen in a burning flame, melting through all armor. As a final assault, I arc the Hazel Wand downwards. A low rumbling can be heard, shaking the ground. This continues for several minutes, until a burst of amethyst energy appears from nowhere. At that, the ground where the Queen stands (or floats above) splits asunder, forming a large ravine directly to the Void. I telekinetically drag the Queen to the bottom, and seal the eldritch crack.
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My point exactly! He was not using any forms of hyperdrive/slipspace technology. I do not wish to calculate how swiftly the imperial flagship would travel with both his already unrivaled velocity, as well as an immediate speed equivalent to photons. But, I suppose that is all I have questions on at the current moment. I will assuredly not be able to sleep, so call for me if anything occurs. Assuming my exhaustion has not disabled my movement, which it should not, as this is regular, I shall come.
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I keep hold of the young lady's wrist, to be certain that she will not attempt to subdue me, and dive out of the window.
((Note to self: differentiate between the texts of ancestors and descendants before I create any situations where the two are interacting.))
Why shouldn't I serendipitously dive out of this window?
If you do, you will prematurely jump to the most horrific and dark loä of your life, to the most of my knowledge.
What would you know about a terrible life? Have you lived with that pompous puppet before?
I'm going to refrain from answering that first one, and no. Regardless, I do not think you should go that way.
Please, come with me.
No.
What?
I said NO. I've just gotten a chance, and I'm going to make the best of it.
She attempts to clamber out of the window, but cannot do so, due to my grip on her wrist. The unconscious elf in the corner stirs. Her relentless tugs to break free of my relatively impotent grip become increasingly desperate.
JUST LET ME HAVE FIVE SECONDS OUT THERE! I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT IT!!!
No. You will be subject to a life worse than the one you have been currently living if you escape that way. Come with me.
At this point, the young girl draws one of her Cuewands.
LET. ME. GO.
No.
She attempts to fire some form of curse at me. In a singular fluid motion, with my unhindered hand, I draw the Hazel Wand, deflect the curse into a wall, and telekinetically pull the unconscious body of the Recondite One towards us. I move Navela's ancestor out of the way, and throw the unconscious body out of the window. Scratch begins to stir at the exit of the entity.
There. I am extremely sorry about this, but now you either get murdered by the Recondite One, subject to the rest of your life with Scratch, or you come with me.
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Please, just go, at this point. I need to finish my appointment regardless.
At that, I give the Hazel Wand a flick. A swirling mustard portal appears. I then let go of the young girl's wrist. At this point, she shrugs, strides towards my portal, and prepares to step in.
You never told me your name.
She merely flips me the bird, and provides a quick 'later' as a response. I close the portal to V2 directly after she exits, and de-equip the Hazel Wand. When I turn back around, Scratch is up. He has quite clearly seen parts of the incident. However, a knocking at the door brings more of his attention.
Pardon me while I let Jack inside.
And, at that, he opens the door to reveal Jack Noir, of all people. I reach for my weapons, but stop.
Please excuse me while I talk to Jack. Since you have unceremoniously obtained the repaired disc from within the soft fluffy material in my chest, you can let yourself out.
I nod. Then, I prepare to teleport back to GodCraft.
Farewell.
It's been a pleasure. This will not be the last time we speak, however.
And, at that, I disappear in a flash of light, reappearing in my ritual room, but not before staring longingly out of the window, at Vetas. Slowly, I make the ascent back to the entrance.
Alchemy at 7. Twiliblade & Diablo. I charge at the Godmodder. I then stop an inch from his face. what's happening. I stand there... forever!
This will at least get the Godmodder creeped out.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Godcraft: Oooh, battle techniques! I wanna see them... Battle Technique: ENGIETECH level 1, targeting the Chaos Shard because screw that thing. I do have a thing for excellent descriptions of attacks, which is why I'm not opening with the level 10 variant. Hmmm... 7777? That number seems familiar...
Real World: The drone moves quickly and silently through the facility, trying to identify a guard with sufficient clearance to the master key room. They're getting tougher to assassinate the higher up the rank list I go, oddly. Perhaps this one will be the right ra...
Standing in front of me, in the real world, the highest ranking guard in the entire facility dodges my attempt at assassinating him without even looking. I then try to quickly follow up and kill the guard, but he flash-steps out of the way, whirling around to face me proper. And now I can see his eyes. Now I know how he survived. I have been accosted by the Augmented Elite guard. Assuming, of course, that the narrative doesn't go "NOPE" and screw the entire story line I had planned over. There's probably a way augmentation could play into everything, which I may or may not feel inclined to discuss at a less... inconvenient, shall we say... time.
The Mainframe: What the... Something's hastening the process. Entity body at 28% complete. Stage 1 at 22% complete. Project Manhattan 0% complete. maghankpower.pwr 50% downloaded. Preparing pionoplayer.plyr for download. Preparing thelorderelye.plyr for download. Preparing twinbuilder.plyr for download. Preparing fseftr.plyr for download. Preparing tt2000.plyr for download. Preparing theserpent.plyr for download. Preparing nimbleguy.plyr for download. Preparing talist.plyr for download. Preparing theideamodpackman.plyr for download. Preparing 5l1n65h07.plyr for download. Preparing maniacmaster.plyr for download. Preparing xdgrangerxd.plyr for download. Preparing k4yne.plyr for download. Preparing ninjatwist321.plyr for download. Preparing cobaltshade.plyr for download. Preparing opelspeedster.plyr for download. Preparing amperz4nd.plyr for download. Preparing flareflames.plyr for download. Preparing thenonexistanttazz.plyr for download. Preparing pittheangel.plyr for download. Preparing aegisa095.plyr for download. Preparing eng... eng... eng... cannot currently prepare file safely. Override authorisation granted. Preparing engie.plyr for download. Preparing minor107.plyr for download. Preparing dimentiosome.plyr for download. Preparing etc...
And so the list goes on. Every player, every significant entity, all are prepared, then downloaded into Project Manhattan. But the body is incomplete. Not for long...
Back on Godcraft: Every player suddenly has their vision flicker. Brief images appear. A tall figure, made of Bedrock and wreathed in shadowy flame, hundreds of conflicting voices echoing around it. The figure inspects something on it's wrist, then slowly turns around, aiming a fist at the players individually, in each player's own visions. A pulse of multitudes of energy, ranging from eldritch purple, to deathly gray. The pulse impacts the players, and with it, a promise of death. Then, as suddenly as they appeared, the images vanish.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Fusionmak Nanorifle: 10/10 Complete!
Amy's Hoverboard: 3/4
Nanogel Spaceship Hull: 3/4
Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 3/9
==Actions==
It seems that Bender and I have gotten some new abilities.
Lothyra then uses ANTIBLAST on the Queen.
Also, I am going to upgrade my gun for the last time. Also, my chumhandle may be outdated...
Lothyra then alchemizes Capacitor & Contained Antimatter Capsule = Antipacitor, changes her chumhandle to universalAntimatist, and reads section 6 of the guide.
ANTIPACITOR: A capacitor that stores antimatter instead of electricity. That's all there is to say on the matter.
Bender picks up Fusionmak Nanorifle.
It still needs MOAR POWER! JUST ONE MORE
TURNLEVEL!He then alchemizes Fusionmak Nanorifle > Fine and shoots Fusion Nanorifle at the Queen.
==Storypost==Lothyra suddenly gets an email. From Earth. More specifically, a place called Apeture Science. It contains a video.STORYEDIT: Yeah that was idiotic.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I start construction of a ghast fireball cannon.
Also I throw splash potions of harming at pro godmodders.
Ghast Cannon, 1/5.
"Huh? What just happened? Ah, the end of Act 3. More playing, less origin story. For now."
Death's Narcotic is finished since the end of Act 3. I would like to know more about it now.
> R. K.: Heals the Queen with No Joke.
> K4yne: Slashing at the Corotite Warmongerer with Netheraria.
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No Joke
UBER: 1 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I continue construction of a ghast fireball cannon.
Ghast Cannon, 2/5.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 4/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
Battlefield: I place a containment shield around the chaos shard
Orbital Weapons: Mini BA on the Queen
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x21, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon
I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 5/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 5/11
-Cenian System-
Several fleets gather. At the head of one is HMAS Victor.
-Two Weeks Ago-
I am rather hesitant to do this...
Yeah... but what can you do.
Well, FseftrAI, you ready?
Affirmative.
>FseftrAI: Ascend.
/nullI've edited my post. Lothyra has received something disturbing.In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis