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I challenge the Godmodder to restore WoW, except make it actually good again. If he fails, he is to whack all the Mechs with the Banhammer, and restore WoW as was.

(Just because that needs to be done, I can't IMAGINE what would happen to the Internet if WoW died permanently....)

>Activating emergency shell protocols.
>Protocol active.
>Direct interface active
>Initializing HUD
>Initializing tac-00 Endgame.
>Tactical recommendation: Spread equipment.
Duplicate three copies of the Sound of Silence and its transmitter.
One to Erelye, one to Cobalt, one to engie. They should provide protection. However, under a concentrated attack, there may be an involuntary shutdown of motion functions to prevent exposure.
>Successful shielding initialization.
>Successful weaponry integration
Armed with the processing power of seventy bajillion medium-capacity computers running in parallel, I proceed to make called shots with DEADLY LASERs, MASHY SPIKE PLATE!s, and High-Energy Pellets.
I use the Hard-Light Gun to shield the Mech-Buster Cannon. This is an important one. It has more damage to Mechs...
General Broadcast, General Chat, after there has been a sufficient amount of shock....
"ALL PLAYERS AND FRIENDLIES. This is an SOS from the Battlefield. The Godmodder is attempting to finish us off. While we can hold our own, he has removed our plot-armor invulnerability, and is unleashing challenges designed to destroy us. We are standing alone against four OMEGA-CLASS Mechs, and this is only the first of 6 challenges. It is time to join the final battle...To save Minecraft...To arms, players! Do not let him strike this final blow against us! For Notch! For the God-Emperor!"

Action 2/3.

I work on the ghast cannon, and throw even more splash potions of harming in the general direction of pro-godmodder entities.





Alchemys:

Bone II Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = ?? 1/6

Constructs:

Ghast Cannon, 4/5.

Quote from 9RoranStronghammer9»

-snip-

You may wish to wait until the EoTB finishes. We're starting the eponymous Trials with this one, or so the God-Emperor says.

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I think this is going to be another gif update, it never takes twin this long unless he's doing significant amounts of art in a story update.

Quote from pionoplayer»

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I think this is going to be another gif update, it never takes twin this long unless he's doing significant amounts of art in a story update.

kek

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Alright. The Trials are officially underway! I just want to make some tweaks to alchemies first. There is no longer a restriction on Level 10 alchemies. You can use them as often as you want. Also, I'm changing how much damage different alchemies do. It will now be worth it to make Level 10s, I promise. Here's the new scale:

Lv. 1 = 3,000 DMG
Lv. 2 = 4,000 DMG
Lv. 3 = 5,000 DMG
Lv. 4 = 6,000 DMG
Lv. 5 = 7,000 DMG
Lv. 6 = 8,000 DMG
Lv. 7 = 9,000 DMG
Lv. 8 = 10,000 DMG
Lv. 9 = 11,000 DMG
Lv. 10 = 12,000 DMG

I hope you guys have fun with these Comb Raves, but keep in mind that the worst is yet to come...

EDIT: By the way, I haven't edited the Suckle Receptacles in the Echeladder yet. I'll do that later.

Action 3/3.

I finish the ghast cannon, and set it to fire it at the queen. the mechs!


Alchemys:

Bone II Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = ?? 1/6

Constructs:

Ghast Cannon, 5/5.

Or, heh, it might be this.



"Apologies, but I must take my leave, at least one of us two must take to the Battlefield."

"I think I shall try a rather different tactic than usual. You may keep your Demimechs, Amp."

Redeyes equips himself with a number of alchemies, then a comparatively light, highly agile Force Reconnaissance Environmental Exoskeleton Suit, or FREE suit.

"I believe you should take them to see the Crew Sector next, once the issue of gravity and power is solved."

I reach the S.S. Supergiant, then fly to the Battlefield, jumping free of the now-crewed, Commlinked ship to land on a hilltop a little ways away from the main fight.

The Straightshooter needs a test, I think. I begin taking shots at the Mechs.

All charges progress.



"You know, w3 do have 7he RPLS loaded, if you 1ike."

"Good point, we'll have to make use of that."

Okay, here we go! My three 40-post charges shall be used to make...



The TEAM OF THREE!



A powerful, elite AG force made up of three dudes! That all work together! Here are their stats/attributes!



The WARRIOR:

HP: 70,000(is that good?)

Attack: PLENTY of damage per turn

Special ability: Hail of DEATH IIII (takes 4 turns to charge, does MASSIVE DAMAGES)



The TANK:

HP: 100,000

Attack: None

Special ability: High defense value, will block all attacks directed at the warrior or monk. It exists SOLELY to serve as a guard.



The BUFF MONK:

HP: 60,000

Attack: Not very much, like, at all

Special abilities: Every turn, if the warrior is alive, it will "buff" him-that is, he will increase the ability charge for his hail of death by 2 bars, allowing him to use it much more often. He will also buff the tank (if it is still alive) by healing it a little. Maybe give the warrior a slight boost to its attack as well? If that's balanced? If the tank and warrior are dead, then the buff monk can attack for a little damage.





Feel free to edit these if they're too weak/strong. And I'm deploying them RIGHT NOW! Hopefully some other entities will come out this turn too, otherwise these guys will be all alone and probably will die quickly.

Action 3/3.

I throw splash potions of strength II at The TEAM OF THREE!


Alchemys:

Bone II Chaos Emerald && Smash Ball = ?? 1/6

Constructs:

Ghast Cannon, 5/5.

Accidentally made a 4th action.

@9RoranStronghammer, you can do THREE actions per turn. Possibly more if you can swing it without Twin noticing that more than three actions are being done.

I duplicate one set of Origin Wands, and two Sound of Silences (aka Hard-Light Disruptor-Projector Array and Neural Transmitter). I toss the Sound Of Silence clones (all of them can be renamed by the way) to Amp/Redeyes and Lothyra...

The Origin Wand set is for claiming by a person to get a copy of the Sound of Silence and needing Origin Wands to arm it.

>Updating tac-00...

>Activating SuperBot.

CHAIN ATTACK: OPERATION ONEUP > COMMENCE:
One Origin-Wand spree later, a Hard-Light Projector-Disruptor Array known as the Sound Of Silence is armed with thousands of Aperture (and Wheatley) Science products....

Open fire.

*thousands of High-Energy Pellets impact the Mechs and explode, simultaneously with Aperture Science Thermal Discouragement Beams boring in and Wheatley Science MASHY SPIKE PLATE!s mashing... The Sound of Silence then unleashes a massive High-Energy Pellet Grenade of sorts (created by launching nigh thousands of High-Energy Pellets through one-way Hard-Light and launching that at the Mechs.*

>Deploying Rocket Turrets.

>Rocket Turrets Deployed.

*noise of Rocket Turrets fixing a firing path*

*noise of several hundred Rocket Turrets firing rockets at the Mechs*

*noise of several hundred explosions*

Heh.

Antimak Nanofuser: 3/11

Antimatter Nuke Station Duplication: 6/9

Dark Matter Fuel Tank: 3/3 Complete

Large Rocket Engine: 3/5

The Other Arrival: 1/50

==Actions==

Bender stares at the mechs.

Well, we're boned.
I've got something planned. The Other Arrival. Soon they shall come...

Lothyra turns to Midna.

Midna, now may be the best opportunity to alchemize that Darksaber Hilt that I gave you with your new sword.

She turns away.

Also, I have one final upgrade for my weapon.

Lothyra then alchemizes iAntimak & Antipacitor = iAntimak Carbine. She then uses iAntiblast on the EG-Mech, and Bender follows up with Fusionmak Nanorifle. Then Netpatham's SOS comes in.

It's time to use the Origin Wands again...

Lothyra then uses the Sound of Silence to create a Hard-Light Jaeger. Using the Origin Wands, she stocks them full of Antimatter Nuke Stations. She then orders it to fire just after Netpatham's attack, dealing even more damage to the weak point exposed by it. This contributes to the chain attack.

I smash all the mechs together.



New Alchemy: Claws && Jet Plane && Humongous Mecha && Laser Cannon= ??? (1/???)

Glitched Modpack Files && JEGUS'S MIGHT = The Bonper 9/11
Tetris Wands && Void Essence = The Tetrisappearers 3/6
HIS HAND > 1/1 1/??

The MEMEBASE uses its UPDOP TERMNOP and fires a FAKE UPDOP at the EG-Mech Mk. Ω!
I ride the FAKE UPDOP towards the EG-Mech Mk. Ω, and pull the FAKE MODOP out of it, we high five and both take out our HIS HANDS and our GOFODDWFNs, (or rather, his HOP HANDOP and GOFODDOP) and we shoot and slice the EG-Mech Mk. Ω's eye! The UPDOP then crashes into the mech, and explodes, along with the MODOP, who strikes one final blow before exploding!

The Bringer Of Hope Scrope 10/30 (Irecreeper'd)
The Bringer Of Hope Barrel 9/30
The Bringer Of Hope Other Parts 10/30 (Irecreeper'd)

INVENTORY

Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 1/4

5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic

Battlefield: I guard myself and another player with ultramarine's laser shield.
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the weakest mech
Partial Inventory: Critmist II x23, Potion of Magic, Ultramarine, Duty Calls, Gib Typhoon

I duplicate 1 potion of critmists.
Duty Calls > Fine 7/11
Gib Typhoon > Fine 7/11

-HMAS Victor-
In the bridge, Red is talking to an elderly man in a military uniform. An almost absurd amount of medals and ribbons decorate it.

Go. I will not lose this war. And if I may speak openly. You know nothing about war.

Red nods, and vanishes in a flash of red.

47/50 Operation Mothership

46/50 AF Hangar

My Action: I invoke the square-cube law on the Enderdragon Mech, making it unable to fly and causing a crash landing. The enderdragon phases through all the terrain he encounters, but this means he is unable to land anywhere and ends up plummeting into the void. I then preview Iron Ingot && Cheap Sword and what I would get from putting the Teraporter through SCP-914 on Fine.

SCP Foundation Action: After hiring Deadpool as an expert advisor, the SCP Foundation comes to a stunning conclusion.

OS Council: "This world... Though it may seem real to you, it is not real. It is a mere fascmile, ruled by SCP-001, the Godmodder. Our lives themselves do not matter in the grand view. However, we can still make a difference by doing the one thing the Godmodder does not expect us to do. For now, remember this. We will be ready with plans that you would never expect us to want you to do. They may seem to cause problems in our universe (in face they will cause problems in our universe). but they aid in the Greater Good: not in our universe, but in several others."

Deadpool then gets bored and wanders off to go attack the godmodder.

Unknown Entity Action: The unknown entity is badly damaged by the attack and is forced to repair. However, it also summons a small pack of golden fighter drones, who rush in rapidly and attack by firing plasma blasters at the biggest threat on the field (the mechs). Because of wierd weapon mechanics from their home universe, the plasma blaster attacks negate healing on any units hit by the attack. In addition, the drones are capable to teleporting to aggravating effect. However, the drones have low base damage. 9/30 Unknown Entity.

Unknown Drones: 500/500 HPx4 (attacks disable healing)

Act 1.

Scissors || Nail clippers && Lesser Severed Left Pinky Elemental && 1 million Severed left Pinkies = The Pinky Swearer (Level 8, 3/9)

The Dragon Ender && The Gunslinger && The Short Circuit = The Quick Draw (Level 8: 7/9)

OK, time for what will hopefully generate a latin-named Fork of Piano Key element. Fork || (Every piece of Piano Music ever in sheet form && The Pianoforte && Essence of Mozart)



I proceed to take a photo of all four meches with the Captcharoid Camera. Then, I uncorck Case Closed on the EG Mech.

Please... someone, please... Don't leave me like this. Someone, please... anybody...

I use a Caledball Combo on the Meme Dream Team. These annoying neutrals can't be kept around.

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You feel a strange aura surrounding you, one of... luck. Keylis lunges at you again, but misses completely. You roll the Corrosive Crystals and pray.

You have got to be kidding me. HP, again? Do you have any SEMBLANCE of an idea how stressful that was? I'm not angry, though. Merely slightly exasperated.


Preparation 37/50
Bottled Void Visink && White Elixir && Infinity Rune 3/???
Thorns of Oglogoth 8/11

The White Elixir was the result of the alchemization of Bottled Void Visink in a /\/ manner. It appeared to be white ink, possibly with some arcane properties, to the best of my memory. Also, out of interest, where does the Hazel Wand fall under alchemical terms, damage-wise? Level Ten? Nine? Perhaps Eight?

The beginning of the end... nay, that was quite some time ago. I heal the Corotite Warmonger, also known as Rodney, with the Golden Sunsticks. Perditio, by the way, is definitely the essence of chaos. It represents entropy, destruction, and disorder. It is amazing that I can remember that, as well as the definitions of the other 57 aspects of magic (eight of which I had a hand in discovering). Sadly, it is rather difficult to make 58 alchemies in a manner akin to what Piono did, but it is not as if I want to do that. That would be foolish, ignorant, and excessively verbose, three adjectives that already describe me.

Regardless, I draw the Hazel Wand. I point it in the general direction of the new Ω Mechs, and focus. I arc the Hazel Wand down in a particular direction. Instantaneously, bolts of violet lightning appear out of literal nowhere, cleaving through the air, and providing the traditional smell of ozone in the general area. Within half a nanosecond, the bolts have struck. Explosions of violet light obscure the vision of any nearby, firing off bolts of green energy in the general area. I wave my wand, and sixteen Miniature Green Suns appear. With my telekinetic abilities, I immediately crush every single one of the models together, creating a somewhat larger Miniature Green Sun. I plunge the infinitely sharp tip of the Hazel Wand into this sphere, and it immediately dissolves the monolithic contraption. A green aura of flame leaps from the tip of the wand, spreading to encompass me as well. In a singular fluid motion, I arc the Hazel Wand downward, and then abruptly twitch it upward. Green bolts of static electricity leap off of the WB-Mech Mk. Ω. My mouth curls downwards into a scowl. Instantaneously, a blast of green energy erupts from nowhere. And, by nowhere, I mean within the WB-Mech. Alas, the WB-Mech is incapable of feeling any emotions save anger and madness, and cannot perceive the unlimited fury of the energy utilized in the maleficent explosion. Plumes of green flame burst from the ground randomly, catching the Mech, regardless of its distance above the ground. The flames have the capability to melt the mech. Whether they will or not is beyond me. Slowly, the green aura fades into a darker shade. From the tip of the wand, the aura encompassing me fades to a familiar dark violet that encompasses approximately half of my original aura, before the aura itself disappears. The rest stays green. Abruptly, with a thought, a plume of liquid Nightmare Fuel bursts from the tip of the Hazel Wand, exuding particles of the liquid as it accelerates at the speed of light towards the WB-Mech. Upon striking it, the thing implodes, but not before my green aura fades, energizing the blast in a last attack. I proceed to cast Horrorterror as a method of empowerment as well. Finally, I telekinetically slam the WB-Mech into the ground, attempting to force it upon bedrock, and possibly underneath. I do have a penchant for finding methods to break the stuff. Usually involving massive explosions of arcane power resonating with the maddened whispers of the Outer Gods I serve. A worthy cause, I must say.


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That is to be expected. I AM an insomniac, remember? Unusual psionic emanations in this area general area (don't get me started on how they are regularly), the agonized shrieks of the imminently deceased in the back of my mind, the eldritch whispers of the Outer Gods, the occasional prophetic nightmare, and literal clinical insomnia do that to a person. But I shall cease my verbal gesticulation and incessant jabbering. Thanks for hearing me out.

I watch Sanford leave.

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Carasi and I walk in silence for the rest of the trip back to the common room. Just before we reach the door, I hold out my arm, blocking her from entering. She looks at me quizzically, and slightly angrily. I open the door slightly, and step in, for a moment.

Virnul, could you come over here, please?
*sigh* Fine.

Virnul nonchalantly walks over to me, and I step right next to him, whispering into his ear.

Remember when I said I had a meeting with the First Guardian?
Yeah.
Well, when I got there, we chatted for quite some time, until he had to go check on some banging noise. I looked into the room they were in, and promptly noticed him exercising discipline upon a young lady with a broom.
That's not exactly the social norm, but, then again, it's Scratch.
My thoughts exactly. She was obviously quite displeased with her current position, and had quite clearly been in it her entire life. So, when the Recondite One broke in and knocked Scratch unconscious briefly, I aided in her escape.
A perfectly normal thing, for that freak to break in.
Why does this constitute or justify making me stop what I was doing?
Never mind. I suppose it doesn't. Regardless, I'd like you to meet somebody.

I quietly open the door, and Virnul passes through. I enter myself, and shut it behind myself.

Virnul, Carasi. Carasi, Virnul.
Hi.
... Hey.

48/50 Operation Mothership

47/50 AF Hangar

My Action: I try to figure out what the hell the echeladder is by bashing the godmodder with it. I then teleport the Elder Guardian mech into the nether. Because the guardian mech cannot do anything other than jumping around without water, it desperately jumps around in an attempt to get to water. It ends up jumping into a very hot red liquid called lava.

SCP Foundation Action: 5 random SCPs are brought up to high level foundation officers. They pick whichever one would be most effective weaponized, and use the weaponized SCP against the wither mech.

Unknown Entity Action: The Unknown Drones continue to attack, and the Unknown Entity shoots mind control rays at each of the Wither Mech's heads, ordering each head to shoot one of the other mechs. The heads start arguing about which mech they were supposed to be ordered to target, causing them to start fighting each other for a short while before each head starts shooting at the mech it was ordered to shoot at and nothing else (causing damage to all 4 mechs).

TWIN Y U UPDATE SO EARLY.

Wand of Radiation 2/3
Element's Maker 7/11
The Kill Screen 3/8

I re-encode all four mechs' names into UTF-8 with the Unicoder. This turns the Ω in their names to Ω. Since the letter Î cannot be copyrighted, I use this as an excuse to pull out all of my M134s ever (M134 Acidsprayer, M134 Arcticbomber, M134 Heatfreezer, Synthetic Sprayer, Screenfreezer, Snapper, Chlorine Combuster, Sharpener, Chemocide, Toxicide) and fire them simultaneously at the Mechs for about ten seconds, which at the fire rate of an M134 that's been upgraded this much is at least 1,000 bullets per M134. I finish off with BATTLE TECHNIQUE: CHEMODROP LV. 10: CHEMOPOCALYPSE aimed directly at the Mech with the least health.