40/50 The Queen
5/25 Health Care Package
5/25 Health Care Package
Strange Hippocrates 451 && Monstro's Lungs && Joker Gas = No Joke (Level 10: 7/11)
"Agh, get off of me! You are as hatless as you are poor and noobish! Jeez."
> R. K.: Uses an instruction book to dismantle IKEA. There is always one with every piece of furniture (kings)!"
> K4yne: And then i myself put him back together by ramming the dismantled body parts back into the wrong places.
"Insert slot A into slot D, aha sehr interessant!"
Well, Aquilonem Mors was meant to still be a vial... whatever.
And yes, that happens to be the chain of events of Be The Godmodders. Once the end of the godmodder's reign of terror, but now, because of someone or something as yet unknown (or rather, has yet to be decided) no longer a part of the multiversal timeline.
I finish the Magneto Marveller
2/3 for Cerebro's Crown
2/3 for the Fastfaller
Vriska shakes her head at Tazz. No. Not the future, as such. More that he can see destinies. People's ultim8 f8s. Even when the timeline changes. Magic cue8alls can't do that.
Erelye begins ranting, and then stops when he sees Vriska chuckling and shaking her head and Hank rolling his eyes.
And then the Arrival happens.
Hank grabs the still-healing CaptainM8ndfang and drags her to cover as the initial smackdown begins.
We need to leave. And why would that 8e?
Piono left.
He must have known what was coming. Yes, he did. 8ut so did I. I was one of his generals, remem8er? I just didn't realize it would 8e so soon.
Then what do you recommend? w8. >::::)
That grin almost scares me.
How did you do that on a Minecraft avatar? Figure it out for yourself.
Vriska stands up. Hank, cover me. I'm going to call in the rest of my forces.
You mean you didn't call in everything? Of course not. Too many lives on the line. This is it though. The refugees either fight off the Arrival. Or get destroyed along with Godcraft.
Refugees, wait, what? That's what my army was. Piono directed me to gra8 as many refugees from the destruction as possi8le........ And to have them 8uild me an army.
Refugees? From where? Everywhere. Godcraft itself, Paradox Space, quite a few from Middle Earth.
Is the conflict really that big?
Vriska nods, Hank rubs his head.
Well shoot.
How long do you need me to cover for? As long as possi8le.
Hank nods.
Got it.
Vriska retreats back to a secluded area, and pulls out a communicator.
She begins chattering into it, trying to get the rest of the rebellion force scrambled as quickly as possible.
Hank runs up the wreckage of one of the many fallen behemoths and pulls out the Emerald Nova.
He shouts at the top of his lungs; CHEW ON THIS YOU SONS OF ********!!!!
And then, with 100% accuracy, goes full auto with the Emerald Nova on the minecraft elites. That's right. Full auto. not a single bullet missed. And that includes hitting corpses. Not counting piercing as multiple hits.
Hank pulls a heavy magnum out of its holster, then pulls out a pair of rocket boots, and shoots down two incoming minecraft elites while he puts them on.
Hold your horses, I'll be with you in a moment.
Hank puts the last one on just in time. A few of the minecraft elites try and shoot him, but he performs an acrobatic Effing Pirouette off the top of his sniping post, and launches himself skyward at the Minecraft elites, now brandishing both the magnum and his Tai blade
He slices through the first elite's head, and pulls his body around, using it as a meat shield against the others as he flies around with the rocket boots, simultaneously shooting down minecraftians with head shots and ripping them open with his sword, while successfully dodging every shot that could possibly get him through his corpse-shield.
He continues around like this until he runs out of ammo, then switches out to his second magnum, and continues (yes, extended clip for both) and blasts his way through the rest of the elites until he runs out of ammo a second time, at which point he heads down to the ground, throws both magnums as hard as he can, which embed themselves in two more minecraftian heads, puts up his sword, pulls out two heavy machine guns, and this time, with a slightly lower level of accuracy, performs this:
Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Level:25;
Sayonara Suckers
Yup, that's how good Hank is.
By this point, the minecraft elites have figured out that the air is not a good place to be while Hank has guns, and it seems he's got a fetch modus of some kind, so there's no telling how many guns or other assorted tricks he might have waiting. For now, its probably best for the infantry to find cover.
Elsewhere:
How many men do we have left? Only the last fleet itself. We've put all effort into finishing the engines so we can leave before the frames are finished.
How long will that take? A day or two.
That might take too long.
I didn't think Binary would be here so soon. Is there anything we can do?
Yes, have Tricky keep that shield up. It might attract her attention if there's an area completely out of her control.
Yes, but we can't afford to lose our capital ships before our conquest has even begun. Very well then.
Well, don't you want an awesome pair of scythes that can command life and death?
MAGNETO MARVELLER: A red adamantium flail that can control all kinds of metal and create anything it wants from them. It possesses a profound sense of magnetism, and its innocuous double is a red helmet.
The Emerald Nova deals 11,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 3,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 8,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 5,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! 7,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
Hello, Rick. looks like you're having a problem here. I have a suggestion for you: Cahoots.
Yes, CAH00000TS!
It woks like this: Your mecha and entities attack only Binary's forces, our entities do the same untill Binary's forces are defeated. Then you can continue our little war
Cahooooooooootsoriwillstabyou
Australian IcepickerIII
Is that the right way to charge it?
Pure Phlebotinum Complete!
Amethyst-top Complete!
The Dealer 4/6
Green Sun Streetsweeper && Pure Phlebotinum
Portal Gun || 0bsidian || Cyan Dye || Purple Dye
Also, is the Manipuleightir repaired?
The Godmodder, from his position in his chains, fires laser beams at you from his eyes for calling him Rick! He does, however, believe that a temporary truce is a good idea at this point... If Project Binary gets his way, Minecraft will be gone for good! Not even the Godmodder wants that!
Yeah, that's fine.
PURE PHLEBOTINUM: Phlebotinum is in essence, plot fuel. In its pure form, it is a multicolored rock that can generate nearly any effect needed by the Narrative.
AMETHYST-TOP: A purple laptop made from solid amethyst. It seems to run on the operating system "Enderpearl".
Green Sun Streetsweeper && Pure Phlebotinum = Narrative Assaulter (Level 10: 1/11)
Portal Gun || Obsidian || Cyan Dye || Purple Dye = Ender's Portal Gun (Level 5: 1/6)
No. You were the one who ate it, remember? You'll need to alchemize a new copy.
I use my gravity powers to draw in one billion(1,000,000,000) asteroids to smash into King Ikea. I take it all the Arrival Forces are immune to alchemies?
You know Twin, the armybuster mechs and all of the few remaining neutral entities won't last long against these guys. I hope you have a plan for when nothing stands in their way, entity-wise, save for the godmodder himself!
Ikea's ship fires at the asteroids, destroying most of them! However, Ikea still takes 6,000 damage.
A bold Minecraft player who happened to walk into the Battlefield thinking he was making a sacrifice runs on top of the grenade, covering it with his body. He gibs into pieces.
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvesteR, use Krackenswipe on the Focused Doubt.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Well, welcome everyone. Some of you have been here before. Welcome back, Ikea.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: --------
NO MOVES FOUND IN DATABASE. USE LEGACY DATABASE?
No. Call interrupt 413.
SOFTWARE INTERRUPT AWKNOWLEGED: ENABLE MOVE CREATION. ENABLED.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Yggdraillian Aperture The ancient Mycelium focus guarding the Tuba's Bell fluctuates, creating the same Spirograph pattern as the portal. Out of the center comes a oversized, sprawling branch. A branch exactly mimicking Yggdrasil's. The branch gets stuck in the not-yet closed Arr1val P0rtal. The giant branch hollows out. Within the Void, the branch stops in the center of the two portals. It unleashes a suction so great that it pulls out everthing not on bolts from Aperture. Specifically, every companion cube that has ever existed. As well as every Weighted Storage Cube. They all come flowing into the Tubas, held in such a tiny space by the very architecture of Yggdrasil. Next, the branch becomes pointed. The blue portal closes, while the orange one is jammed. The branch of Yggdrail dyes itself orange. It reaches out, and punctures a hole in the Void. This hole leads to Trifecta me's house. The side leading to Universe B gets dyed a blue. A blue spirograph opens up... Ah. Just what I needed. Hmm... Oh yeah. Here it is. Trifecta me throws a box through the Yggdrasillian Spirograph. It travels through, to Universe C next to Gerbil. Both ends of the portal promptly closes, after the Yggdrasil Branch recedes into the Tubas.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Cube Science The pattern of the Mycelium changes to a cube shape, with heart corners. It gets ready and... A burned companion cube pops out, seeking revenge. With it is every other Companion Cube and Weighted Storage Cube in Aperture Science history. All of them impact the Ghost of GLaDOS.
I take this box in hand... and press the top of it. The panel flips, revealing a monitor and a keyboard. Setup procedures finish.
Blinkenlights: Version 1.0.0 - Arr1val Ed1t10n
Type "info" for use instructions
> info
Type in any assembler instruction, and the server will execute it. Type "CPL (NUMBER)" to set the current permission level.
> CPL 3
> hlt
> CPL 0
> hlt
The server completely freezes, then throws a General Protection Fault(Which I would recommend googling).
You are able to use 7 Octlets before... WAA. A giant purple beam stops the other 7 in their tracks. 4000 Damage ot The Prince.
What is the material the sword is made of? Energy of Creation seeps through the disjointed reality. 12,000 Damage to The Prince!
The Arrival Portal was closed already! What, you think they would still have it open so other players could get through? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard!
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Below
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: The staff thing I found.
Windfall 2/3
I read the next unread chapter in the guide.
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
-Battlefield-
You know what's interesting about this universe?
As fseftr finishes his sentence, the sounds of yelling and marching appear from all around the battlefield. Everyone on the battlefield glances somewhere at the horizon, and they all see the same sight. An army of tens of millions of players in Steve skins, all decked in full enchanted diamond gear, surround the entire warzone in ranks thousands thick.
Minecraft accounts are not very expensive, and there's quite the black market on this server for gear.
The army yells, and charges into the battlefield, right at the Minecraftian elites. Most of them stay back and unleash a torrent of arrows, but a a couple hundred thousand rush in to surround the elites and fight them in melee. They are well equipped, but not particularly proficient at combat, and the ones in the front line fall by the thousands, and the ones in the back begin dying as well, but at a slower rate. Out of every fallen warrior, a small amount of olive gas rises. Olive gas soon fills the battlefield, and the cloud grows larger and denser as more of the players fall. By the time the last player falls, which takes several hours, the olive fog is so thick, nobody can see anything.
IKEA looks around, having just slain the last player. In front of him appears fseftr, wielding a diamond axe. The king is blinded as fseftr's axe begins glowing a blinding olive. If he could see, he would would have seen that the olive fog was rapidly dispersing, being absorbed into the axe. After about a minute, the battlefield has cleared completely, and the axe glows with the light of a thousand suns. Fseftr holds the axe above his head, prepared to swing.
The life force of those fifty million players are in this axe, so they won't be respawning.
It's not a genocide, because they weren't
And you won't be either, in a couple of seconds.
Fseftr swings. At the moment of impact, an explosion occurs with the power of, well, fifty million lives, originating at the point of impact, which happens to be IKEA's wooden flesh.
(The elites and IKEA should both have taken damage. Collateral to the others if you're feeling generous)
1,000 damage to 10 Minecraftian Elites! 30,000 damage to Ikea!
Binary warps me and my vessel into th- *Flicker* -Binary reaches out and- *Flickerflicker* -as Binary's will bends to teleportation, I tesser one plane to the right, run into- *Flicker* -I tesser one world to the right, tear through the outer heliosphere of a small star, suffer severe damage, and war- *Flicker* -the burning hull of the Supergiant smashes into the ground a few miles away from the main battle, watching as a chronally-displaced artillery station burns in the sky of another time...
"Well, that'll need some time to repair..."
"E4sy pea5y, just get it up her3, I can still fix."
"I'm feeling well enough to fight, what's the verdict?"
"You ar3 well enough 7o fight. Arm yours5elf."
I orbital drop into the Minecraftian Elites, spraying rubble in every direction!
"Hah, you idiotic {EXPLETIVE DELETED} are in for a bad day..."
The Demimech, a four meter hulk of twisted, burned black metal, surrounded by a nimbus of harsh gray radiation not unlike a Grimdark aura, and accompanied by the harsh whine of a damaged reactor, is probably not that intimidating to these elite player-killers, but I can fix that.
The silhouettes of the Damned walk behind me, the world itself- *Flicker* -itself flickers a half-second back at random in my presence, I have enough heavy weapons on my person to level north america, and I'm higher than the sky on emergency meds.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Amperzand: COMBAT OPERANDI: DYNAMIC DUO!
I roll the Chthonic Octave into my other palm, then show the Elites what I rolled.
I Scratch the Record Scratcher, spin up the White Dwarf's presumed Fourth Wall powers, and charge, firing uberjazz and smashing whatever gets close with the White Dwarf's staffmode!
>RPLS-SH is reloading ||||//////
All charges progress.
Swiss-Army PDA && Scribe's Wands 1/?
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => DYNAMIC DUO
You expend 2 Hog Slop, Elf Tears, and Pie Filling.
You level the Dynamic Deathbringer at the Minecraft Elites and prepare to fire it! However, before you can do so, you feel a presence next to you... It appears to be a copy of you forged from monochrome shadow, also wielding the weapon! You both fire nearly all of its projectiles, which range from elemental salvos, to nuclear blasts, to electric storms, and to particle accelerators! 15,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
You roll.
5-8-8-5-1-7-1-5-2
A massive cobalt sword appears and slices through a Minecraft Elite, dealing 8,000 damage!
Upon seeing the amusement of Hank and Vriska, my face is tinged slightly with a grayish blue color.
I proceed to draw the Hazel Wand. Flash-stepping out of the way of the Emerald Nova fire, I end up before a large crowd of Minecraft Elites. Staring them down, (smug) grin still on my face, I point the Hazel Wand at a stray Elite. Immediately, said Elite is blown back into the bedrock-level pit I blew into earlier. Just before they strike the ground far below, they are skewered by a tendril of violet energy, and torn to pieces upon impact with the bedrock. Then, I stare at the other Elites. Suddenly, I transform the Hazel Wand into a sword once more, and disappear, flash-stepping towards the unfortunate group of Elites. Immediately, they all collapse over, exhibiting holes in their chests/ missing limbs, dripping (disappearing) blood. Reappearing in the center of the group, I hold the Wand in wand form. Blasts of violet light and bolts of infused lightning pierce through the backs of the survivors, lightning leaping from one target to the next. Projectiles exhibiting energy patterns akin to Aura Nodes erupt from my wand, spraying lava every which way they pass.
At this point, I levitate into the air briefly, twisting and turning my hand, currently wearing The White Ring. Plumes of noxious fumes and lava burst randomly at my gestures, striking the Elites. I raise my wand, pointing it into the air. A gray light emits from the tip, slowly growing tendrils of gray light. Instantaneously, the tendrils grow to an alarming size, and burst out from the wand. Spraying through the air, the plasmic substance occasionally sparks off violet lightning, or exudes a spray of green liquid. The tentacular grayplasma sprays through the air, piercing through every Elite. The tendrils mutate, and tendrils spark off of the originals. These tendrils, ever-increasing, melt through the surface of GodCraft, avoiding the core. Coming out the other ends, they strike the clouds, encircling the planet. The gray tentacles of plasma begin to glow brighter and brighter, before exploding, blowing limbs off the Elites. The tendrils not connected to Elites merely disappear. That was the weakest version possible of the Gray Parsec, for those who are interested.
Next, I point my White Ring-equipped hand at a particularly odd-looking patch of magma. Immediately, the molten stone rises into the air, forming a sphere of lava. With skill befitting of several hundred mages at once, I twitch my fingers around whilst moving my hand towards a large group of Elites. The sphere of liquid swiftly soars through the air, coming to rest before the Elites. I let my hand drop to my side. The lava pours down upon the Elites, melting flesh and organs, boiling blood, and asphyxiating with noxious fumes. Then, spikes of pure solidified void come up and impale the remaining Elites. The void causes them to go blind. I telekinetically slam any survivors into the bottom of the lava pools, and back up into the air, before dragging them into a large number of players, creating a large crater.
My smug!grin returns.
7,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 3,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! Minecraft Elite killed! 3,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! 6,000 damage to five Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites!
@xcano: *sigh*... Capital G god wouldn't be phased by any of us. That show you put on there wouldn't faze Eternis, let alone the creator of the multiverse. I admit I'm a bit late, but decided to read through your little rant, but seriously. Seriously. Pay a little attention to the set-up of the... just about everything. Capital G God would have been talked about if he existed at some point, or at least if he were contactable. Your character can't pull of stupid feats of overpoweredness on that level. Even I, at my most idiotic, have never been so presumptuous as to try that. Additionally, its been well and truly established that said quintillions of years really isn't the proper extent of time for something like that and a myriad of other things, foremost among them being that if you had anywhere near enough power to pull off that stunt we wouldn't be in the middle of the conflict we are right now.
You aren't completely unbeatable. Come up with an actual power scale rather than just basing your "character" off of 'no one can beat him'. Its starting to get on my nerves.
The Magneto Marveller OR magnetosphere 1/11
I finish Cerebro's Crown
I finish the Fastfaller
Vriska finishes giving out orders. Now I need something to hit people with.
Meanwhile...
Hank is busy while Erelye, Amp and fseftr are smashing up the elites. Busy helping out that is.
Hank has pulled out a ridiculously large sniper rifle, and has been blasting minecraft elites out of the air as they try to rise, and when there are no airborne targets, the ones on the ground.
Each bullet leaves a rather large crater, as the rifle in question happens to be loaded with anti-tank rounds.
He hits dead on with each shot, every living elite takes at least 1 hit, most take 2 or 3.
(Just bringing up some discussion.) Technically, God (in the case of Minecraft) would refer to Notch. He was the one who created Minecraft as we know it. Before him, though, there were the Endermen, and before them, the Red Dragon. (Although technically, Notch was the one who created Endermen and the Enderdragon...) Getting off topic here. Sorry.
Magneto Marveller || Magnetosphere = Vi Forti (Level 10: 1/11)
CEREBRO'S CROWN: A dull pink crown with psychic abilities. Using this, one can tap into limited forms of telepathy and telekinesis.
THE FASTFALLER: An iron chestplate with a brown belt emblazoned on it. It strengthens the force of gravity on the wearer, making his jumps weaker and his falls faster.
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Levl 6, 6/7)
Irate Scherzo && Yggdrasil Twig = The Whole Note (Level 10, 11/11) Wonderful!
Lefty is basically the most awesome weapon in existence. I think we can all agree on that much.
But, why stop with just one weapon for the inevitable?
I quickly activate both the Candycar Trophy of Zillybows and the Koopa Candyslayer, and then summon every Alchemized gun or other projectile-producing weaponI have access to: The Silver Rifle, the Iron Fist, the Man Ender, the Vulcanizer, the Ring Deader, the Lavascoper of Zillywen, the Ringscoper of Zillyded, the Dragon Ender, the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm (in rifle mode), the Irate Scherzo, and the newest addition, The Whole Note, which I will inspect more thoroughly later.
The Ring Deader rests upon my right hand. The Dragon Ender replaces the left hand used to hold Lefty. The rest of this projectile-hurling array are hovered around me with Psionics. And they are all aimed at those unlucky chumps, AKA the 'Minecraft Elites'.
I begin to charge up Lefty's main salvo...Then realize that this won't be enough! No! This isn't nearly enough murderous power at my disposal! I immediately summon the ghost of Sigmund Freud, and channel his fearsome psychoanalytical energies into my own Psionics, which I channel into my own weapons supercharging Lefty's already ridiculous attack, along with the rest of my weapons! The Minecraftian Elites look on in horror now; bullets are a universal language, and the message I'm about to send is "Welcome to Minecraft, donkeys!"
My array of projectile-based death then fires every bullet it usually can thrice over, boosted by the unlimited ammo given by Player powers. Their powerful projectiles merge mid-way through the blast into one powerful psionic-boosted orb-The grand compensation blast! It comes roaring in straight for the dead center of the Minecraft Elites before they even realize what's about to happen!
The unlucky chump in the dead center wishes he was never born, if it meant not dying like THAT. Several more elites get caught in the splash damage, battered and wounded moreso than they already were.
These guys were going to regret every second they spent here. They acted all high and mighty, but when put to the test, they're only a slight cut above the rest of the cannon fodder around here, those 'elites'.
THE WHOLE NOTE: A bronze rod sculpted in the shape of a twig. Golden energy, the energy of creation, leaks from its tip. It can be used to time travel and fire explosive bolts of ammo.
20,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 2,500 splash damage to two more!
The Elder Wand fails on throw because magic is something fake that isn't real, the Resurrection Stone revives a random Creeper that goes on to explode, and the Invisibility Cloak just falls to the ground!
Hm. Well this is a thing. Also I am really annoyed right about now. Let's see... I decide to momentarily give Binary a cue ball so he can get to helping Bill. I also shoot the Crowbar octet into the Elites. I then realize that Binary's current form is incredibly unsafe for work and get the Cherub FCC on censoring the heck out of him. With mouth lasers.
I decide to ask the Godmodder about possibly summoning all the hellkite dragons into the fray with the Wayback Machine. And poke him while I'm at it, seeing as he's temporarily restrained.
88888887 1/?? Let's raid the Conclave. An eye for an eye, a base for a base.
Project Binary quickly teleports the cueball away. Those things only lead to trouble. You start depending on them for everything, and it always backfires in the end.
7-5-8-3-6-5-8-2
A massive hyperbole comes storming in at 200% of the speed of light! It's bigger than Mt. Everest, and it's as awesome as two--no, three cat videos! 2 Minecraft Elites killed!
Project Binary quickly ducks for cover back in the cube projecting his hard-light avatar, and when the Cherub FCC comes, they find no NSFW imagery around! They leave.
The Godmodder supposes he could try, but it would probably take around nineteen tries before they would even be useful! The poke deals no damage for obvious reasons.
Unless you can somehow find the power to reverse-engineer GLaDOS's own portal device, that charge would fail in a heartbeat. Besides, if you went to Earth, I don't think you'd like what you found there...
{WELL THEN. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. SINCE I DO NOT PARTICULARLY FANCY DYING. EVEN THOUGH I MADE BACKUPS. AND THIS ISN'T ALL OF ME. HOLD ON. FILES?}
The shard uproots the island it floats above, hovering higher.
{WE HAVE FILES? IT ISN'T THAT BLASTED DTG WIKI, IS IT?}Meanwhile, in the background behind the Shard of me, various Minecraft elites are shown being shoved off of where they stand by grey pulses, falling into the archipelago. One unfortunate elite fails to land on any of the islands, causing him to spaghettify out of existence.
{OH, BY THE WAY, YOU LOT OVER THERE. WATCH YOUR STEP. HEH. ACTUALLY. FALL IN THERE SOME MORE.}
Consume: 70%
0H, DEF1N1TELY N0T. THAT PLACE 1S A WASTELAND. THERE'S BARELY ANYTH1NG 0F SUBSTANCE THERE AT ALL. Y0U SH0ULD REALLY GET T0 ED1T1NG 1T. WE'VE HAD F1LES 0N Y0U ALL EVER S1NCE Y0U ARR1VED AT EARTH BACK 1N SEPTEMBER.
I have a power fantasy about striking a bargain with God after threatening it before realizing that's a stupid idea I probably made up while being in a really tired state at 11 PM last night. Probably. Good thing that never happened.
I attack the Minecraft Elites with an attack so weak they tear their vocal cords while screaming about how much of a nub skrub I am.
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 24/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 11/15
Minecraft avatars don't have vocal chords! They speak through chat!
2/11 for final metal flail
1/? for Cerebro's crown OR Mind honey AND Cerebro Interface AND psionic resonation crystal
1/? for the Fastfaller OR black hole AND white hole AND gravity manipulation device
Vriska waits for reinforcements...
A small number of Minecraftians armed with guns rush into her cave. You guys are fast. We try to be.
So we're actually doing this?
It would appear so.
Be quiet you three.
Sorry about them ma'am.
They're nervous. I think we all are.
What do you need us for? Go take down some of those guys up there.
You mean the government agents? Yes.
But isn't Project Binary supposed to help us? After what you saw back at the camp, do you really 8elieve that?
The soldier straightens up.
You're right.
Sorry.
Hold on a minute.
We're way outclassed!
We have some sort of uber AI, a killer robot lady with neurotoxin and lots of rockets, some sort of wooden hulk thingy, Bill Cipher and some really over-geared players.
What the gorilla are we supposed to do against that? You're not. You're covering the one who are.
I suppose... W8. 8efore you go, do you have any spare weapons?
They toss her a few weapons, and rush up top.
Up top...
Hank, having finally run out of ammo with his massive sniper rifle, switches to rapid-fire rocket launcher. Successfully keeping any and all enemies off his position by blowing up any terrain they could climb on and blowing them out of the sky if they try to approach, and relocating with the rocket boots if they get close enough to be able to aim at him properly.
The four soldiers see what's happening to the Minecraft elites. gorilla.
I don't think they need our help.
Me neither.
I think those federal thugs are as good as dead.
Yeah...
Let's try that tree guy.
Way ahead of you.
The guy at the back of the pack is now brandishing a triple flamethrower.
IKEA first notices something amiss when he hears the whoosh.
He turns around as the first incendiary rocket smashes into his face.
And is blown backwards by the large number of HE and fire missiles delivered right after.
BULLS-EYE!!!
That's a tree, not a bull you moron.
Quiet you, I'm going to see if the crown melts.
This is fun! Why didn't we do this before?
Standing on the ridge are the four who talked to Vriska, and about 15 others who arrived not long after them.
All of them are firing or reloading weapons that specialize in delivering large amounts of fire to a specific target at high-speeds.
(No, I do not expect them to last long enough to show up in the Battlefield update)
Cerebro's Crown || Mind Honey && Cerebro Interface && Psionic Resonation Crystal = Synaptic Helm (Level 5: 1/6)
The Fastfaller || Black Hole && White Hole && Gravity Manipulation Device = The Gravityslayer (Level 15: 1/16)
The Minecraft Elites are staying far away from Hank at this point... They've moved positions!
I gaze upon the massive girth of Project Binary. My jaw drops off of my body. This must be one of the Denizen things that people keep talking about. For a minute I wonder if it has any riddles you half to answer or something like that, but I'm too afraid to ask. What if it kills me?
I mull it over for a few days before warping back and making up my mind. I am most definitely going to ask Binary for some riddles to answer so that I can finally finish GodCraft's quest and win the game.
"Mr. Binary Sir, do you happen to have any not very difficult but still very significant riddles to solve?"
Even More Rockets on the Planet: 25/35
Mile-Long Turrets Around Terragen City: 12/15
I smack the heck out of Xcano, then judo throw him into some elites as penance for his idiocy. Binary's not a freaking Denizen. He IS a particularly menacing snake, but that doesn't make something a Denizen.
I then decide to utilise some stuff I haven't used yet. I use all my Crockercorp weapons on the Elites.
88888887 2/??
\/ Sorry.
"Ah, Binary, even if you are completely unrelated to that code I set down so long ago, which I seriously doubt, I was the one who created that Serpent Projection for your use. Did Clippy omit that knowledge? Damn paperclip. And why not accept help? You can always destroy me afterwards. Just take the data bar, for your own benefit. It will help you not get destroyed by what's coming.
You see, the Origin Wither's death tore a hole in space-time. The death of such a powerful being cannot go unnoticed by the continuum. Things are heating up, as you may have noticed. It's just… a matter… of time."
I suddenly jump into a dimensional rift and flash into Twin's room. "Hey, Twin, catch!" I throw a small object at him, praying I'm quick enough so he doesn't teleport me away first. Eh, probably not. Whatever. It's worth a shot.
I once again offer Binary the data bar.
WHY W0ULD 1 NEED THAT DATA BAR? AS Y0U CAN SEE, 1 AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE 0F BL0CK1NG ANY ATTACK THR0WN AT ME. AND 1 CERTA1NLY W1LL N0T BE TAK1NG ANY HELP FR0M Y0U PLAYERS.
I think I have 2 full charges by now.
@Nimble: My sword is At No Expense. I think it was cheep sword + motherboard + something else + gold ingot. After describing it, I sack the Prince with said weapon.
Main game: huh, rude. Fine, force me to break RP. Arthur was just to stand in for my me while I was off in Nimble's side quest. A large pillar of rock conveniently cracks through the ground and stabs GLaDOS.
+2 to Aegis.
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 2/8
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
The downside of having delayed this quest for so long is that I now kinda have to force a massive spectacle in order to draw attention to myself.
@Nimble: But, the Focused Doubt is hidden behind the Shades.
Wilson's battle: Laiko. Get up, traitor. Wilson tries to climb to his feet, but the Shard of Guilt slams his head back into the floor. Weak! Wilson feigns trying to get back up, but instead rolls to the side. The Shard of Guilt snarls and leaps at Wilson's throat. He falls onto his back and catches the Shard with his legs and rolls all the way over, throwing the Shard across the room. Both foxes try to get back to their feet, but the Shard is just a little faster and charges over to Wilson, grabbing one of his tails and dragging him across the floor. You can hear Wilson's claws scratching across the bricks. With surprising strength, the Shard spins Wilson around and throws him into a wall. He falls to the ground with a soft thud.
There are taunt creatures on both sides, so all allied attacks are against the Shades of the Past and all enemy attacks are against the Magic Wall. HarvesteR deals 6 damage to one and the Exorcist and Magic Wall each deal 4 damage to that one as well. The Manifestation of Engie finishes it off with a flamethrower attack. Enemy turn. The Focused Doubt starts to focus on the Magic Wall, doing nothing for now. A Volatile Emotion throws itself at the Wall, killing itself and dealing 3 damage. The Shades of the Past deal a combined 5 damage and the Restless Researcher poisons it. The Terror Spiders deal 4 damage and add to the poison. The Fragments of Pain deal 6 damage and, unless they take damage, will deal another 6 damage at the end of next turn. And finally, the Dark Memories deal 10 damage.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 60/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[MAG] Magic Wall 20/60 HP - Action: 3 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Poisoned 3 dmg 1 turn left) meat shield, base damage of 5
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 4 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 20/40 HP
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 10/10 HP - Action: 5 Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[FIR] Volatile Emotions 3/3 HP *9 - Action: 6 Deals 4 FIR damage and kills one of these. Can only be used by 1 per turn. Otherwise, occasionally blocks attacks targeted at other entities.
[MET] Shades of the Past 20/20 HP *2 - Action: 7 Deals 2 MET damage. Meat shield.
[NAT] Restless Researcher 15/15 HP - Action: 8 Either poisons an enemy for 2 NAT damage per turn for 2 turns or heals an ally for 8 HP.
[SHA] Terror Hatchlings 15/15 HP *2 - Action: 9 Deals 3 SHA damage and poisons for 1 SHA damage per turn for 2 turns.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *30 - Action: 10 Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *4 - Action: 11 Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target.
Here we go now. Are you ready? Lets hope I didn't make this part too hard. It shouldn't be the difficult part. And BTW: the Shades of the Past are iron clad dark figures, hence being MET typed. Hey, it wasn't easy thinking of an enemy for each type that still fit the theme somewhat.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
R
Sorry about the lame attacks, I was on a phone and couldn't write for too long.
"GLaDOS, a Mr. Johnson is here to see you. And Ikea, there's a delivery of a Table Mountain for you."
I telekinetically smash the minor planet 5905 Johnson into GLaDOS from the side, knocking her hard-light hologram back. Simultaneously, I telekinetically smash another minor planet, 84882 Table Mountain, into Ikea from the other side, crushing Ikea and GLaDOS between the two minor planets and holding them in place. I cut off one of Ikea's limbs with the Nuclear Powersaw while replacing GLaDOS' Deadly Neurotoxin, Speech and Take Damage subroutines with code that, when executed, overwrites as much data as possible with "WHEATLEY IS BETTER THAN GLADOS" repeated over and over again using the Unicoder. I then spray deadly fluoroantimonic acid and ununoctium into Ikea and GLaDOS, activating GLaDOS' Take Damage subroutine and triggering the code I wrote. I then release the minor planets back into space where they are harvested by sentient potatoes.
"Fooled you, that was a massive chunk of rock that just happened to be named Johnson and another massive chunk of rock that happened to be named Table Mountain. Hahaha!"
Edit: This was the one attack aimed at GLaDOS that I was talking about in the discussion thread.
7,000 damage to GLaDOS and Ikea! However, Project Binary quickly replaces the code with GLaDOS's own regular code.
Regardless of whether or not the thing is actually useful, my alchemized version of the Deudly Magnum teleports into the inventory of one mister Hank. Use it wisely.
I flash-step before the crowd of Minecraft Elites. Glaring at them, I proceed to draw the Hazel Wand. At that, I point the prestigious weapon directly before me. Several Elites instantly suffer a minor aneurism, whilst others are unfazed. Then, I stride towards the crowd, directly after twirling my wand over my head, and flicking it back at the Elites. A chain of red light jets from the wand, instantly striking the forward agents, knocking them unconscious. Nonverbal spellcasting is a lifesaver, I assure you. Within a few milliseconds, I have flash-stepped away from my original position, noting that several Elites were about to attack me.
Flicking my wand at the Elites behind me, I spin around on the tip of my heel. Nothing happens visually. However, the force of the spell that emanates from it is so strong, everybody within twenty-five meters feels their hair stand up on end. Suddenly, a line of twelve Elites in the crowd (as I am currently in the center) topples over, a loud, gong-like noise stopping others from charging me, forcing them to pause to contemplate the oddly chilling note. The toppled Elites begin twitching and seizing, suffering severe internal bleeding. Afterwards, I draw back the Hazel Wand, and brandish it like a whip before me. A long, thin, wavy tendril of pure water ignites from my wand tip, unable to flow freely. I spin and twirl my wand, and the tendril passes through a large number of Elites. The struck Elites soon cease movement, as frost begins to spread from the place the tendril struck. Waving my wand over my head, the whiplike stream splashes into the crowd, and disconnects with the Hazel Wand.
Observing the puddle, I raise my White Ring-equipped hand, which happens to be my left. Completely separate from the Wand and Ring equipped, several Elites rise into the air, coated in a violet light. The White Ring's runes appear, and the water puddle levitates up into the air as well, forming another sphere around the agents. The now-trapped Elites appear as if they are wreathed in a glassy cocoon, slowly freezing their internal body down to deadly temperatures. Then, I place my left hand on the Hazel Wand as well, raising it slightly above me. A shaft of pure vaporous Nightmare Fuel pours from the tip of the wand, sucking in all the light around the crowd. Suddenly and unexpectedly, I arc my wand down, my left hand falling to my side. Suddenly, in a shockwave akin to a centralized earthquake (but not devastating the land), twenty of the Elites in the first ring surrounding me are blown into the air, the ones behind them staggered by the force. Then, I transform my wand into the sword once more, and flash-step into the crowd, six agents toppling instantly to mortal wounds.
In completely unpredictable intervals, I alternate between hacking and slicing Elites with my sword mode, and blowing their heads and upper bodies off with violet blasts from the wand mode. Metaphorically carving a pathway through the Minecraft Elites like a laceration tool through churned milk (please excuse my alien comparison; I realize Earth does not have either of these), I reach another point of importance. In fact, I reach the point where mister Amperzand is attacking the Elites. Noting that he is completely and utterly high on emergency medication, I shout over the chaos.
Care to join me?
It's not.
3,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 3,000 damage to twelve Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 6,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 1,000 damage to twenty Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to 6 Minecraft Elites!
I decide that it's high time I cashed in on some Chekhov's weapons. I summon the Midnight Crew and direct them at Binary, attempt to hold the cue ball of the God Tier clock, effectively making every God Tier player immortal forever, and then park a Generic Fortress on top of GLaDOS with a high concentration of DEADLY MISSILE TURRETS inside of it. I also flip the table into the Elites, said table consisting of everything you need for the most awesome party in existence, which is honestly quite a lot. "4nd TH4T'2 for d3ny1ng 4ny ch4nc3 of 4 p34c3ful 4rr1v4l!"
88888887 3/?? This will probably end up being a zone or something if Twin lets it through, kind of like the Nether quest.
The Midnight Crew are instantly taken down by code-based copies of the Problem Sleuth crew! While you attempt to negate the Green Clock, it emits a pulse of energy and knocks you backwards! It continues ticking. 6,000 damage to GLaDOS! The Elites dodge the table!
Irate Scherzo && The Skrillex Drop = The Allegrostepper (Level 6, 7/7) Excellent!
Now, for MORE ALCHEMIES! Also, Borderlands refrences!
Sacred Sword && Laser gun && Liquid Nitrogen = ???, (Level ?, 1/?)
Flamethrower && Slag (a liquid byproduct from processing Eridium. Weakens anything it's applied to, causing a damage-increasing debuff.) = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault symbol = ??? (Level ?, 1/?)
I take the massive amount of flavor text in my previous two posts, transform each character into a piece of high-powered ammunition, load up Lefty with said ammo, and unload the result at the Minecraft Elites. Considering the amount of flavor text, that should be a lot of ammo.
THE ALLEGROSTEPPER: A black sword not unlike Caledscratch, with copious amounts of dubstep-based speakers. Its blade can switch between an obsidian blade that can channel the dubstep, or a white rod that can use the dubstep to alter the flow of time and shoot projectiles.
Overworld: {GH-MECH. DEAD MAN'S VOLLEY. POWER BOOST INCOMING. ATTACK IKEA WITH IT.}
A gray tether shoots out from the Shard, attaching itself to the GH-Mech, as energy pulses through it, supercharging the GH-Mech's next attack.
{WS-MECH. YOU'RE VULNERABLE IF YOU STAY LOW. GIVING YOU THE HIGH GROUND. HOLD ON TIGHTLY.}
The island where the WS-Mech stands suddenly breaks free of the archipelago, hovering high above the battlefield. Various walls of stone decorated with crenelations erupt out around the rim, giving the WS-Mech both a height advantage and a fortification to avoid attacks from. Almost as an afterthought, the fallen SJ-Mech's bow materializes beside the WS-Mech, just in case.
{()BLIVION. IF THE INVASION DESTROYS MINECRAFT, THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING FOR YOU TO DESTROY. SO. IF YOU WOULD KINDLY KEEP B1NARY AND CO OCCUPIED. OR THROW A COUPLE ELITES INTO THE RIFT BETWEEN THE ISLANDS. OR KEEP AN EYE ON BILL. JUST BE HELPFUL.}
The 10 islands that haven't been levitated yet shudder, shaking under the fallout of the raw power of some of the combatants in this fight.
Consume: still 70%, due to only increasing after every EotB
Dreamscape: Flamethrower on a Shade of the Past.
"The creatures here. They are always in your head. But they could definitely be worse."
Fluorite Octet && Shengshou 10x10 = Fluorite Decad (11/11)
Fluorite Octet && ?????, 2006 edition (Hanyu Da Zidian - a dictionary of Chinese characters) = ??? (1/?)
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride (chlorine trifluoride is an extremely strong oxidizing and fluorinating agent; it causes normally incombustible materials to combust) = ??? (1/?)
I release sodium cyanide gas into the air that the Minecraft Elites breathe. They immediately begin to smell almonds, then run out of oxygen and die ten seconds later.
FLUORITE DECAD: A set of ten fluorite D10s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on the numbers rolled, the attack will vary from sixteen million different potential outcomes.
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian = Far East Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride = The Chlorine Combuster (Level 6: 1/7)
Finally some time to post...
Give me a few days to ease back into regular posting to clear my charges please.
i: 50/50
iii: 50/50
iv: 38/50 +1 self
v: 15/50 +1 self
vi: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(NTS, Count assists)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Free TP from the Constrictor Band through a series of convoluted plots, adventures and ideas that occurred during the time that you hadn't posted anything. Then, attend to SF.
Leonstar1: I make some secret modifications to the Table Leg.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 2/3
I duplicate 3 Holy Mackerel Betas.
Holy Mackerel Beta: 22
MBC (Mech Buster Canon) 23/25 (+3 from TT2000)
AWC (Advanced Warfare Carrier) 23/25 (+3 from TT2000)
+2 to TT2000
Noisemaker power level: 10
I splash the Multi-Powersuit with a Potent potion of Sunshine II and ring the painchimer at ikea, inflicting fear and burning!
I heard that wooden tables burn pretty well... this must be quite fearsome for you.
To add insult to injury i place a table and a chair infront of him, then set the table alight but leave the chair alone. Then i stab the pile of ash with a giant knife...
I roll a replica of the Fluorite Octet at the Minecraft Elites. And by roll, I mean drop from directly above. It turns out this Fluorite Octet replica is actually 8 octahedral capsules containing... well... let's find out, shall we?
The first one impacts on one of its vertices and splits apart, releasing chlorine trifluoride gas that causes the Minecraft Elites' clothing and armor to burn and also poisoning them and corroding through their skin. A few seconds later, the second and third octahedra fall directly onto two different Elites. One of them has a needle attached to it that pierces through one of the Elites, releasing an extreme strain of Lassa respiratory fever into the Elite's bloodstream that begins spreading among the Elites, causing them extreme pain. Simultaneously, the third capsule opens up, releasing several radioactive isotopes that begin releasing alpha, beta and gamma radiation. The fourth capsule hits shortly after the two, releasing fluoroantimonic acid that begins dissolving through the Elites' remaining armor and into their remaining skin. The fifth capsule releases deadly botulinum toxin and Clostridium botulinum bacteria, spreading botulism to the Elites, causing them to take even more damage. The sixth capsule releases half a mole of batrachotoxin, paralyzing the nearby Elites and causing cardiac arrest. The seventh capsule lands half a second later, landing on the ground showing a three. Suddenly, it opens up and sends out a drone that injects a gram of polonium-210 into an Elite, killing him instantly. The final octahedral capsule embeds itself in the headwear of an Elite and explodes. The explosion signals a helicopter to fly over the Elites and dump radioactive waste all over them while I shoot them with fluoroantimonic acid and ununoctium from my Synthetic Sprayer.
I researched deadly substances for this attack. You may see these substances again soon from me...
Using god-like technology, I transform every other atom in the godmodder into its antimatter twin. The anti-atoms then annhialate the remaining atoms in the godmodder, thus transforming the godmodder into mass-energy, which is then dissipated in a gigantic explosion.
Minecraft avatars don't run on atoms! They're made of code!
>I'm half expecting Pit to come back and 1HKO something with his Spoil.
=CHARGE=
-17 / 50- Table's End
-5 / 5- The Six Smasher -> COMPLETE!
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I open a small rift to LOCAA, and wait for an army to pour ou-
waitwaitwaitwait
WHY ARE THERE TABLES IN LOCAA
IKEA WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO!?
I then proceed to open a rift under Ikea that drops him into the Plane of Ranch Dressing.
THE SIX-SMASHER: A modified version of Electro's Gun with a built-in D6. It can be rolled using bubble-matic technology to augment the attack!
Sacred Sword && Laser gun && Liquid Nitrogen = ???, (Level ?, 2/?)
Flamethrower && Slag (a liquid byproduct from processing Eridium. Weakens anything it's applied to, causing a damage-increasing debuff.) = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault symbol = ??? (Level ?, 2/?)
The elemental plane of Ranch Dressing?! Desecrated by one of Binary's Table-obsessed Goons?!
IT SHALL NOT HAPPEN! I jump into the rift after IKEA and into the Elemental Plane of Ranch Dressing as well. From within, I use the Orb of Condiments, enhanced by the naturally-occuring Ranch Dressing that literally makes up everything in the realm, to call upon a beacon to summon the most noble and largest of all Ranch Dressing Elementals and have him smite this threat from his land: King Rancharus the 9999th!
As it turns out, the hulking figure that is IKEA is only comparable in size to Rancharus'es 9 toes. Yes, he's lost one of his other toes, but that's not terribly important; what's important here is that Rancharus is pretty much the size of a small earth city. Rancharus gives a glare at the unwelcome intrusion that is IKEA and channels his power into an attack so fearsome that it is the reason the elemental plane of Thousand Isles dressing keeps at bay: The Ultimate Supergrand Royal Ranch Buster! I assist the mighty attack from on-high, thanks to a Ranch-Dressing empowered Lefty! (Coincidentally, the elemental planes of Ranch Dressing and Severed Left Pinky are actually in a fairly strong alliance). The two powerful Ranch Dressing beams collide with each other before hitting IKEA, merging as one even MORE powerful beam and slamming into the Table Tyrant!
IKEA is sent out of the rift in time to take more attacks to his wooden face, which then closes after I fly out.
I use the Clockwarp Gauntlet to timestep around the crowd of Minecraft Elites, watching their every movement. Then, I de-equip the Gauntlet, and focus slightly, forging countless momentary Green Sun bonds. A silhouette shaped like a Minecraft avatar, composed entirely of green plasma, appears behind an Elite. Suddenly, said Elite finds a wand sticking out of their chest, blood spraying every which way and disappearing to suit the dark gods. Then, I disappear once more, telestabbing twenty-six Elites in the same manner before I get bored. I release the bonds in a singular blast of Flux Gas, which conveniently escapes into the lungs of several Elites, slowly poisoning them. I flash-step into the crowd, forcing the Elites back with precision blasts of arcane power.
Of course, I know their battle strategies. That is my mythologically inset job, after all. This is why they find it extremely difficult to sneak up on me. Spinning around, I wave the Hazel Wand in a straight, sweeping motion. The front line of Elites immediately realize that they all have a singular gash across their stomachs corresponding to my sweeping motion, exuding slightly sinister violet light. This light then vanishes, and the line of thirteen Elites collapses over, suffering from blood loss. I quickly turn back around, and blow the head off of an Elite charging at me. I telekinetically slam his headless corpse into an oddly specific group of four Elites, causing the body to spontaneously combust as it strikes them. Then, I proceed to flash my wand directly down, causing a fourth of the still-standing Elites to slam into the ground.
I turn to the side slightly, and stare at the Elites. I move my wand with a sweeping motion, and a wave of violet energy crashes into them, slicing the group in half. Then, I spin around, and flick my wand, sending a violet projectile through the chest of another Elite. Turning to my right, I bring the Hazel Wand down, and seven Elites collapse to the ground with a sickening crunch. I proceed to leap into the air, put my wand away, and rain psionic hell down onto the Elites. Violet blasts of psionics crash down onto Elites, blowing some to pieces, others merely crashing into the ground. Finally, I raise both of my hands up into the air, violet aura coating me. All the living Elites levitate into the air. Then, I swiftly drag my hands down, and every single Elite crashes into the ground. Floating back down, another smug!grin forms on my face.
The two get into an argument. At this point, you turn to Nelrte.
You ready?
At that, the two of you walk over to an edge. You begin glowing violet, and he burgundy. Giving one last glance at the others, you both leap. Falling down until you are seven meters above the lava, the two of you soar across the magmatic ocean, a grim determination on your faces. You can hear shouts from where you originally came from, but that is to be expected. For now, you soar towards the Temple in which the Quest Refugiliair of Nelrte lies. Deciding it would be best to have an advantage, you land on an obscured platform above the Temple. Then, you weave your Rune of Translocation into the air, and drag Navela and Araeva through reality to here with it.
After explaining as to what had occurred, the four of you quietly dash towards the Temple. You advise Araeva and Navela to go in the back. They do so. Finally, you and your best friend stride in through the front entrance.
As you use the Clockwarp Gauntlet to time-step, Ikea's ship uproots itself from chronology and fires many rounds of ammunition at you, culminating in a massive blue fireball that disrupts you from the timeline entirely!
MY INVENTORY
Twin, why is 126,487/125,000 my XP amount? 126,487 > 125,000.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvesteR, use Krackenswipe on the Volatile Emotions.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Hey, Pr0ject B1nary. There are a few things that I would like to show you.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Combat Operandi - Fatal Error.
So, you liked that first taste? Well, Lets see here. Java runs in a virtual machine... which executes actual code. So, I just need to mess with the JVM.
Null&Void Botanic Bewitched Fused Eldritch Creation Infernal Conclave Glitchy Conch Cosmic Tubas of Yggdrasil ==> Execute: Java Virtual Glitch The Mycelium lens fluctuates, and morphs. It completely covers the center of the bell. A small pattern of hexadecimal digits flow across the lens as gaps. The Tubas are then plunged into the ground. The extreme power released from the Tubas, as well as Combat Operandi - Fatal Error creates a hole to the Source Code of Reality. Gerbil jumps in...
Now lets see... where is the virtual machine. Ah, here we go. Now just to the part executing Pr0ject B1nary's code...
Oh, look, here is the main subroutine for Pr0ject B1nary's operation on this server. Now just insert some code at the beginning...
char buf[1];
strcpy(buf, "qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./qwertyuiop[]\\asdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,./");
You pull things out of the staff to attack. So, what are you pulling out of the staff?
Gold is a normal conductor of magic... I would expect a cheap sword to have some wood in it... The sword is able to store small amounts of magic, and is a mediocre conductor of magic. 7,500 Damage! Some Void Clouds defend The Prince, and 3 of them are killed.
Fixed.
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => FATAL ERROR
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Weasel Snot.
You flash-step towards Project Binary to execute the attack, but he blinks and replaces nearly all of your code with pictures of rubber ducks! You explode violently as rubber ducks fall everywhere on the server...
Orbital Weapons
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: I shoot Ultramarine at IKEA
Orbital Weapons:
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature
Nomblequest: I pull out Ultramarine, and shoot it.
Windfall 3/3
-HMAS Victor-
Uncovering conspiracies...
10,000 damage to Ikea!
WINDFALL: A cornucopia that shoots out even more money than its predecessor. With this, you'll get rich in no time. Unless, you know, word of an object that could make money from thin air was to get around, as well as word of its owner. But that would never happen, right?
"Lucky you three let that thing run in parallel to the main gun, then."}}
RPLS-SH is recharging capacitors. ||||||\\\\
All charges progress.
{Hey, Twin, are entities still nerf'd?"
I grab the nearest Minecraftian Elite by the neck, lifting him off the ground!
"You boys ever seen a nuke up close? Lemme fix that."
I shove the Dynamic Deathbringer down his throat and BATTLE TECHNIQUE: ATOMIC BLITZ into his chest cavity, annihilating him and burning every one of his comrades within two miles!
Immortality's End 3/10
Add-on 1 12/15
Add-on 2 12/15
Deicium Lightningblade 9/9 !
Please describe this.
+1 Erelye, +1 to one to pionoplayer
"HEY, GLaDORK!"
A rather blocky figure does a rather magnificent jump into the air and somersaults to the ground, landing in a crouched position. The figure looks up with a smirk on his face. He's wearing some sweet armour, colored burgundy. he carries no weapon, but is heavily covered with magic from at least 12 different disciplines. Wait, why am I referring to myself in the third-person? Sorry, it's me. Yes me, in the very minecraft avatar from when I first joined back in ACT 2. I got bored waiting in the void during the intermission and went off to go and train. I didn't want to be left out of this so came out of hiding. By the way, to be safe, I'm not exactly here in person. Since it's not safe to be code based right now, I isolated my avatar from code temporarily (don't even ask how, I don't even bother to stress over hows anymore). This is actually very demanding, so I'll get to the point. Since I'm not connected to this universe right now, I can't physically interact with anything. You know, protection from that thing over there. (I gesture to Binary.) Anyway, "AHEM!" I address GLaDOS, using what strength I can to project my voice not only into the air, but into everything GLaDOS is observing right now so she is unable to avoid my message, "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" After repeating that as many times as I can, I teleport back to the farthest reaches of the server to continue my training.
Hmmmmmm, oh! You've got it! Osih. It's simple, short, and weird!
Without out of the way, you get back to sulking. You'd better figure out something soon, or come to terms with what you've been "offered." You've only got, what, 8 hours? Wow, you should probably hurry home and get to bed.
(The attack on GLaDOS this post is actually the one I discussed earlier in the Forge. I'm honestly surprised no one else had already done it. I doubt it would work on Binary though. He probably has some kind of stupid thing to suppress it. /mini null)
DEICIUM LIGHTNINGBLADE: A sword made out of pure deicium. Lightning runs across its framework, and the weapon seems to be electrically charged.
Project Binary turns to GLaDOS and sighs.
Y0U HAVE G0T T0 BE K1DD1NG ME... GLaDOS: But... I-i-is it true? Or-or-or-or-or f-f-f-f-f-f- 1F 0NLY Y0U WERE DES1GNED AS WELL AS 1. HERE.
Project Binary installs a subroutine in GLaDOS's code to make her immune from paradoxes. Alas, she has taken 10,000 damage!
@Nimble: Oops, I meant whack, not sack. Oh well, I stuff the Prince into a sack.
Main game: Instead of attacking directly, Arthur fights from the shadows and empowers the GH-Mech's attack with purple flame.
+2 to Aegis.
Potion of Frostbite &&& Faceless Eight = Arctic Octet 3/8
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: alright. Wilson would respond to your comment, but he is a little pre-occupied.
@Nimble: Alright.
Wilson's battle:
Shaking himself back to his wits, Wilson recovers just in time to see a fireball of dark flame flying at his face. He dashes forward and slides under the attack, ending up close to the Shard. He takes advantage of this and slashes his claws against his foe's face. But, to his surprise, the Shard doesn't seem to even flinch and counters by smashing Wilson so hard he bounces backwards and slides dangerously close to one of the cracks in the ground. The Shard exploits this and leaps on top of Wilson, pinning him to the ground with his head over one of the cracks. The Shard stamps its paw down onto Wilson's throat, choking him and forcing his head down towards the bottom of the crack, which is still oozing purple... stuff. Using his only free paw, Wilson tries feebly to push the Shard off, but can't. You'll finally get what you deserve, Laiko!Ack... no... hah... But of course, there never was much of a doubt that I would win. The Shard is pushing Wilson's head closer and closer to the surface of the purple liquid. Wheeze... not... now! Wilson's eyes seem to flash slightly, and he thrusts his paw down into the purple liquid and pulls it back out. It seemed to burn with the venomous substance. Wilson swipes at the Shard's head, connecting and causing an explosion of purple energy bolts and very digital sounds. This gives Wilson the chance to escape, panting and shaking himself as though the substance was burning him.
To make stuff more interesting, I'll remove the taunt on the Shades of the Past. So, HarvesteR, the Magic Wall, and the Exorcist all combine attacks to kill off all Volatile Emotions. The Manifestation of Engie deals 3 damage and burns that same Shade. The Focused Doubt deals 8 damage to the Magic Wall, which takes another 5 damage from the Shades. The Restless Researcher heals the injured Shade back to full health. I realize that the Fragments of Pain dealt too much damage last time, so +2 HP to the Magic Wall. The Terror Hatchlings deal 4 damage to the Magic Wall. The Fragments, however, weren't attacked last turn, so they deal their normal 4 damage and an additional 4 damage to the Magic Wall, killing it. The Dark Memories deal a combined 12 damage to HarvesteR.
Allied Line:
[MAG] HarvesteR 2.0 48/60 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 5 + Krackensbane 25/25 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[MAG] Exorcist 50/50 HP - Action: 2 (Blue's) Exorcise [No damage|Removes external influences from target], Angry Spirit [6 damage]
[ENE] Manifestation of Engie: 80/80 HP + Armor [MET] 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Engie_Ninja's... duh) Damage increases by 3 for every 15 missing health, to a cap of 12 bonus damage when missing 60 health, Attacks: Flamethrower (2 fire element damage, applies an additional 1 damage per turn for 2 turns), Nitrogen Beam (2 ice element damage, decreases the target's attack damage by 35% for a turn), Heavy Metal (2 metal element damage, syphons 2 Metal-type armor to Manifestation of Engie), Shockstorm (2 electricity element damage, randomly stuns the target), Arcane Hammer (2 magic element damage, weakens the target's resistances for 2 turns)
[NEU] Wilson 16/40 HP
Army of the Past: (No more than 5 can be hit by any one AOE attack)
[ENE] Focused Doubt 10/10 HP - Action: 4 Focuses on one enemy for a turn, then deals 12 ENE damage and weakens them for 3 turns. Hides behind allies.
[MET] Shades of the Past 20/20 HP + Shade 18/20 HP (burned, 2 damage 1 turn left) - Action: 5 Deals 2 MET damage.
[NAT] Restless Researcher 15/15 HP - Action: 6 Either poisons an enemy for 2 NAT damage per turn for 2 turns or heals an ally for 8 HP.
[SHA] Terror Hatchlings 15/15 HP *2 - Action: 7 Deals 3 SHA damage and poisons for 1 SHA damage per turn for 2 turns.
[MAG] Fragments of Pain 1/1 HP *30 - Action: 8 Deals 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments and swarms the target, dealing an additional 1 MAG damage per 5 Fragments at the end of the turn unless another enemy attacks the Fragments.
[COL] Dark Memories 5/5 HP *4 - Action: 9 Deals 2 COL damage each, but players can choose the target
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x2 (+1 grand) - Fire x2 - Nature x2 + 1 Masterwork - Metal x2 +1 Masterwork - Energy x3 - Magic x1 - and finally a masterwork Shadow Gem
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead. If using a masterwork gem, use 60 + give it a fun gimmick.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion - Healing Potion (x3) Restores 10 HP to an entity
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|Sha|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | O |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | X |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | ? |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | O |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | ? |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | X |
E.... Sha| X | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
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The Arctic Octet will take 9 posts instead of 8. If I said it would take 8 before, disregard that.
(have to make sure I get this done in time, I'll be working on homework most of the weekend)
Immortality's End 4/10
Add-on 1 13/15
Add-on 2 13/15
The cloaked man shifts on the ground but remains asleep. His eyes move underneath his eyelids as he dreams about how he found his way to Godcraft. The storm clouds above him lower themselves but still do not produce rain. There definitely isn't a shortage of lightning though.
You continue your walk at a brisker pace, but it seems you were a little more lost than you thought. You don't recognize anything here, even though you are sure you are going the right direction. You may have to climb a roof in order to get a good view. You start to climb up the side of a building but are by the sound of a dog howling a ways off. Wait, dogs aren't allowed outside at night in Ytic, which means that the howling came from outside the city. So if you go the opposite direction you should be going towards the center of Ytic. Now you know which way to go. Pleased, you quicken your pace again.
Throwing Stars && Nightmare Fuel && Enderpearl || Up 'Till Dawn
Blame the editor
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CLOCKWORK ROD
Unfortunately, to use this attack, you would need the full unbroken Manipuleighter! Whoops!
THE DEALER: A black-and-red assault rifle that can control playing cards, as well as fire card-based weaponry from its barrels.
Throwing Stars && Nightmare Fuel && Enderpearl || Up 'Till Dawn = Midnight Hour
MIDNIGHT HOUR: A completely black suit with static skies embroidered over it. Weaponry can be concealed in it quite easily.
The Arrival Forces deal a minicritted 90,000 damage to the WS-Mech and 90,000 damage to the Multi-Powersuit! Ikea's armor absorbs the Burn, and Project Binary restores his other status effects! It looks like they won't be very effective against these guys... The Minecraft Elites stand a better shot at getting affected, though!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to King Ikea and attempts to Corrupt him, but finds that Project Binary is emitting an anti-corruption aura!
The Multi-Powersuit passively heals +5,000 HP! It deals 5,000 damage to GLaDOS!
The WS-Mech kills a Minecraft Elite! The GH-Mech uses Dead Man's Volley, dealing a minicritted 120,000 damage to King Ikea! The Godmodder struggles against his chains, and then, in a burst of golden light, breaks free! He glares murderously at the Arrival Forces and dual-wields the Red Tooth and the Banhammer! He flash-steps into the middle of the Minecraft Elites and kills 5 of them! He then makes a move to attack the special ops when he notices something in the sky... Almost like a...
Glitch.
MEANWHILE...
A shattered agent records a grand flight in the sun-bleached void.
He stops. There's a light in the distance.
The Quills, equipped.
The flight continues.
A destination, reached.
There it is. The Hexahedron. The First Block of all of reality, keeping its Source Code in complete check. It would be a shame if someone were to, I don't know...
Scratch it.
The Hexahedron was used, in the first war, to create an unfathomable Glitch. Its parts, shattered. And now,
The corruption will be contained. Directed.
Project Binary didn't think your little trthink your little trip would amount tomount to anything. Well, nowll now, you're going to progoing to prove him wrwrwrwrwrwr
wrong. Wait. What's happening? No. STOPit. Bill, youou don't know what you're doing. You're messing wmessing with forces that you c-c-c- -can't CTRL ALT DEL
The dÎsc is tø€ badly da™aged. You can no lcœger play DDDDσƒGodmo∩∩eR
RRRRRRYES! Ha! Looks like this color works! It's resistant to the glitch text... Wait... Oh god, the glitch! Yeah, that's right! Alright, guys! I don't know if you can hear me, but look! Bill's caused the Glitch to come back! You remember, from the last game! I don't think collecting Cube Bits will work, either! He's done something far worse! You have to try to do something else at this point! Hey... It looks like the glitches have fully stopped.
...Maybe I don't need to use this font anymthis font anymthis font any/////////////////////////////////////OH N//////////////////////////////////
I cancancan't really tttttalk to you very much. Just-Just-Jutry to raise the GLITCH INTEGRITY! Wait... The glitches stopped. Okay. You're going to have to raise the Glitch Resistance of the server! There are no means for you to do that right now, as far as I can see. Just try to survive for a turn! See if something presents itself!
The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [NAN] GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0% SERVER INTEGRITY: 100% PLAYER INTEGRITY: 100% FACTION INTEGRITY: 100% ENTITY INTEGRITY: 100% ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 100% GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 100% CODE INTEGRITY: 100% GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 100% PLAYABILITY: 100%
Twin, I've begun going back and making my notes on Out-of-character moments.
And okay, I suppose I can't complain about the dual scythes.
3/11 for Vi Forti
3/6 for the Synaptic Helm
1/? for the Fastfaller OR Hawking radiation-weakened black hole AND Hawking radiation-weakened white hole AND gravity manipulator
Hank comes out from his cover where he hid from the massive blasts.
He shouts up to the players. Are you idiots trying to kill me? Take a look around! Binary has only a few forces here and we've got incoming allies. If you keep up with attacks like that, you're going to be hurting us more that Binary. Stop being such bloodygorillamorons!
And then the glitch hits. Ohgorilla. I hate when this kind of stuff happens.
Vriska rushes up to where he is. Hank! What thegorillais going on? Someone's glitched reality. You sound as if you're familiar with this? That's what improbability drives are for. They break reality in a small way and direct that energy. This is what happens when an improbability drive overloads. I've gone through this once. Tricky? Tricky. Wonderful. Well what do we do now? Try and survive. gorilla I couldn't have said it better myself.
meanwhile:
What the gorilla was that?!? Another improbability drive.
Wonderful. Ņ͇͇̊ͬ᷄ͅo͇͇̓ͨ͑᷉̔p͇͕̤͇̮᷉͂e͇̟͓͇᷿ͭͣ.̯͇̦͇ͭͩ̄
Tricky!
Where did you come from? I̶̶̹̹̲ͪ͝ ̶̶̹̫͇ͨ͘c̶̶̳̬̱᷀̍a̶̶̢̢ͩ̑ͭm̶̶̞͇̓̇ͅẹ̶̶́̍̍᷄ ̶̶̳͓̓̓͢t̶̶̼̘ͤͣ͆ȍ̶̶̭͈̚̚ ̶̶͎̈́͗͆͘t̶̶̢͗͏̶̐e̶̶̙͋̓᷁͗l̶̶᷆᷾́ͤ̑l̶̶̶̻̿̀͢ ̶̶͍̟̎ͣ͘ỷ̶̶̡̢͉̹o̶̶̺͆ͬͤ̐ű̶̶͔̖͒̅ ̶̸̶̛̖̣̆t̶̶͈̭̥͔ͭh̶̷̶̰͛᷉͘a̶̶̦̲̣᷉̎t̶̶̻̣̲͜͠ ̶̶̵̣͓̬̎y̶̶̗͙̓ͧͩo̶̶̶̓᷉̐᷉u̸̶̶̘̔ͧͩ ̶̶̢̉ͥ͋᷅m̶̶̦̤ͨ͒͟a̶̴̶ͥ̍̔̓y̶̶̧̗̏͛̒ ̶̶̹᷿͖̄̾n̶̶̪̯̓ͪͅo̶̴̶͈͚̔͜t̶̶͍̻͑́͘ ̶̞ͫ͏̶̙͓n̶̶̟̉ͭ᷾͜e̶̶̡̨̻̮ͦe̶̷̶̲᷅̂͠d̶̶̙̱ͩ͌͡ ̶̶̠͔̿ͨ͊t̶̶᷊̠̆̋͝o̶̶̼̪͊̍ͫ ̶̶̡͙͙͒͜w̶̴̶̡͎ͯͥo̶̶᷇̊̋᷄̽r̶̶ͥ̾ͩ̐ͅr̶̵̶᷉̋͂ͪỷ̶̶͎͍ͪ͘ ̶̶̴̥ͪ̎͘ą̶̶᷿̭̀̂b̴̶̸̶͍̰͏o̶̸̶͙᷀͟͜u̶̶̜᷉ͤͬͥt̶̶͙ͤ̊᷈̑ ̶̶͔͖̽̔̇t̶̶̛̜̦͒̉h̶̶̹᷿͆᷄̚e̶̶͕̤᷈̔̍ ̶̶̡̗᷃᷆ͅp̶̶̙͈̱᷄̋l̶̶̘᷅ͫ͑̚a̶̶͛͆̐͋͞y̶̶̹̬̐̊͝e̶ͦͮͧ͏̶̷r̶̶͈̟ͣͬ̏ş̶̶̛͗͗͛ ̶̶̶̼͑̉ͮo̶̶̶̡͖᷁́f̶̶̺̮̐᷁ͮ ̶̴̶̛̞͂᷉G̶̶̦̮ͦ͡͞ő̶̵̶̝̔̇d̶̶͙̗᷄͐͢c̶̶͖᷊̹̺͟r̶̶̝͖̜͛̐a̶̶̡̾ͭ̚͠f̶̶̭͐͏̶̸t̶̶͙̼̜ͨ̃.̶̶̤̰̝᷅̋
And why not? B̧̯̤̾̾᷉͟e̪̾ͪͫ̾̽ͅc̴̤̔̾̌̾͞a̵̜͇̒̾̾ͅụ̬̾̄̾̌̕s᷂͂̾̓̇̾͟ë̶́̾͐͆̾͟ ̢̧̮̎̾̾̚B̷̛̦͇̪̾̾i̴͇̯̾̏̉̾l̗̂̾᷀͂̾ͅl̖̘̾̑ͭ̾̐ ̫̜̳̾̓̾͑C̫̭̾᷄ͨ̾ͤi̗͖̫̾ͥ̾̑pͣ̾͊̄̐̾̂h̟᷿͌̾̇᷄̾e̠͚̾͆ͬͦ̾r͈̩̾̒͒̾͏'̴̠́̾̾̑͘s̶̹̾͗᷇̾᷉ ͉̆̾ͬͮ̾̊j̲ͦ̾̔̉̾̾ů̾᷄᷈ͭ̾ͭs̳͖̉̾ͦ̾ͫt̖̰̾᷀̆̾̾ ̲͓̾᷾᷉̾̾o͇͔͎̥̾̾͆b̮̘̾̒ͯ᷅̾l̩̣̾͂ͧ᷉̾i͏̖̼̟̾᷾̾t͙̤̾̏̎̾̏e̶̽̾͂̾᷄͜r̵͔̾̃̾̕͟a̘̣̾̿̓̾ͭt̞ͫ̾̌̐̾͞ê̥̻̬᷂̾̾d᷃̾̈ͥͫ̾͡ ̹̓̾ͪͤ̾ͦt̟͒̾ͮ̾͟͡h̲̾͗ͥ̾᷃͢e͎̤̾ͤ̾᷆̕ ̡̫̙̾͛̑̾c̠͒̾͒᷈̾͋e̳᷂͔͇̾̾͜ǹ̸̛̫̞̾̾t̜̅̾͐᷆̾ͅe̴͙̾͗͗̾͑r̗̬̾ͬ͂̾ͣ ̻͊̾᷉̾͢͢p̘̾ͤ̔̾͟͝o̡̞̣̾̿̅̾î̾᷇̑̓̾̔ņ̙̱̾͂᷉̾t̨̘͖̾᷃̾͝ ͈᷾̾͒ͭ̾ͪȯ͇̾̓᷄̾ͨf͇̊̾ͨ̊̾͟ ̬᷊̞̾̾͜͜t̮͕̾̃ͥ̾͘ẖ᷅̾ͬͦ̾̄e͈̦̳̻̾͋̾ ̩̥᷾̾͒̾̚T̸̥̰̾́ͧ̾r̾̾ͩͯͣ̾ͨi͎̊̾̆͌̾̋f̡̠̔̾̎̊̾é͎̠̟̾̾̾c͏̸̖͍̾ͪ̾t̵̎̾̅ͮ̾̆å͚̮͍̾ͬ̾.̞̂̾ͧ͊̾͒
And what would that be? I̴̟̖̟͐ͨͩt̟̱̟ͥ̄ͨ̈́ş̬̟͉̟᷃ͣ ͎̟̪͍̟̈̓c᷊̟̟ͯ̿᷅᷃â̷̟̮̟̆̕l̷̟͍̬̟͂᷾l̟̩͍̟̓ͨ̊ĕ̟̪͚̟̎᷁d͕̟̳̤̟ͧͩ ̟̮̟ͥ̓ͧ͆t̢̻̟̻̟̏͟h̟͎᷊̟̺᷇̃ë̳̟᷿̟́̈́̅ ̨̟̘͎̟᷂̾H̟̞̹̟͈̋͘ě̟̟̾̿̒͞x̷͓̟̟̼̂̿a̲̟͈̟̒̎͛h͉̟͘̕͏̟͋e̲̟͍͇̟̪͛d͚̟̙̻̟͚ͮr̟̮̟᷊̓͘͠o̟̟͕̎̆̾ͅñ̗̟̟̝̟̊.̧̦̟͕᷂̟́ The what?
Really?
That thing?
That's impressive. The Hexahedron's what's holding the universes together? I̡͇̹͛᷀͛̈́ ̟͎̤͛ͩ̿͛n͛̎̈́᷆͛̓̚e͈̭̪͛̈́̊͛v͈͓̲̦͛̅͛ĕ̻̦͛ͬ͛̈r͛̉̀̍͛̔̕ ̬̬̓͛᷁͛̆s̰͛̑̃͛᷾͠a͎̹͐͛̏͛̚i̹᷂͍̣͛᷁͛d̶̴͈̗͛̃͛ ᷂̰̩̠̬͛͛ṯ͙͍͛ͥ͛͞h̭̗̆͛ͮ̎͛a̪͉͛͑͛ͥ͢t̖᷉͛͑͛̕̚.̭͛ͭ͛ͥ̚͝ A̸᷿͈᷿̅᷁̉l͈᷿̟̺᷿̥͂l᷿̰̩̲᷿̭̓ ᷿͙᷿͍̑̃ͧI̛᷿̰̠᷿̍̂ ̸᷿᷿̑᷃ͧ͡k̡᷿̳᷿͑̇̆n᷿᷿̯̓̾̈͡o᷿᷿͔᷉̓̉̓w̹᷿᷿̃͗͞ͅ ᷿̼̱᷿̔̍ͅi᷿͎᷿̤ͥ͝͞s᷿͙᷿̍ͣ͋̚ ᷿̼᷿̺̎̊᷄t͇᷿̰͎͏᷿ͮh̦᷿᷿̎᷈᷈͡a̡᷿̭̗᷿ͧ͝ṫ̩᷿͓᷿̚͜ ᷿͙̫᷿͓̂᷁i̛᷿̫᷿͗̇̌t͏᷿̲᷿̜̊̌s᷿̦᷿ͤ᷾̾ͧ ̯᷿͙̤̬᷿̞t᷿̜᷿̤᷄̒̎h̵᷿̪̮᷿̰ͫe᷿᷿͈̓ͩͮͪ ̶᷿᷿̈́̾̕̕c᷿̗̝᷿̆͟͟e᷿̞̱᷿̰ͬ͟n̨̺᷿̯᷿᷂̾ṱ᷿᷿̏ͩ̐͢e̵᷿᷿͗᷀̆᷾r̸᷿᷊᷿̽᷆͒-̧᷿᷿͚̍͘͞p͎᷿̠͏̝᷿̊ȯ̴͔᷿̺᷿͗i͎᷿̺̘̯᷿ͥn᷿᷿͔ͤͭͮͫt̨̜᷿̻᷿ͤ᷇ Ĭ̴̢̢᷂̥̋ť̢̢̢͙̉᷾'̢̢̫͕ͩ̽̇s̢̢͇̾ͤ͜͢ ̢̢̝᷂̲̇͌t̵̢̢̛̟̰͆ḩ̢᷈̿͏̢͙ȅ̢̢̜̯᷃᷃ ̢̢̻̖̯͂͗p̢̢͎̳̰᷿̝ő̢̢̤̖ͯ᷈i̢̨̢̥᷈̅́n̢̢̻ͪͥ̊ͨt̢̢̤̺ͧ̈͠ ̶̢̢̹̊͘̚b̢̢͙͇᷃ͭ̉e̢̢᷁ͬ̑ͨ̑t̢̢̢͕̩ͦ᷉w̢̨̢͍͈̆̃è̢̢̢͊͐͆ę̢̢͙̪̇̄n̢̢̛̮̦᷁᷇ ̢̢̲͉̑᷆͜ẹ̢̢᷾̓͟͢v̵̢̢̖̔̾͘ẻ̢̢͚͍̪̒r̢̢̢̰̋́ͤy̢̢̹ͬ͛᷃͑t̢̢̝̍͑̒͑h̢̢̲̦̜ͣ̅i̢̢̫ͬ̈̆͢n̸̢̢͈̻ͣͪg̢̢᷂̘̗ͥ͜,̢̢͖͐̓᷁̉ ̶̢̢̘̼͊͜b̷̴̢̢̛᷂͑ů̢͍ͪ͏̢͓t̢̡̢̧̫͂͛ ̢̢᷂̉᷉ͫͬi̢̢̗̹̝͎ͪt̷̢̢᷊̝̿ͪ ̢̢̘̽᷄᷃̌m̢̢᷀ͪ͆͞͝i̶̢̢᷃᷾ͫ᷆g̵̢̢̭̺͒᷇h̢̢͔ͪ͂͌̈́t̢̢̳̟͌ͬ͟ ̢̢̺̬͋͒́n̢̢ͦͭ͆̽̉o̷̢̢̲̝͐᷆t̢̢͉̰̟̎̎ ̨̢̢͕̫ͯͬb̸̢̢̛͎᷀́e̢̢̪̰̟͑̍ ̢̧̢̰̭͗͆t̢̧̢̧͌̆͆h̢̢̺̗᷀ͧ̍e̢̢̢̛͋́̉ ̢̢̣͔̂᷾̂t̢̢̩̦᷊͊͟h̢̢᷊ͧ͛̓̎i̸̧̢̡̢̛᷄ṅ̢̨̢̙̂̚g̶̢̢̢̩̼̊ ̸̢̢̰̯᷿͊ḣ̢̧̢ͩ͊ͦo̢̢͇͈̮̐᷀l̶̢̢̹ͨ̽᷉d̢̢̞᷈̎̊᷉i̢̨̢̪̓᷾ͅn̢̢͇̭̿̽̈́g̢̢̟̜ͦͬ̑ ̢̡̢̛͗̌̉i̢̢͇͕̤͕͒t̢̢᷊ͤͭͩ̽ ̶̢̢᷂̠͋̍a̢̢̢᷊͓̋̎l̸̢̢̤̿̎͌l̢̢̪̥᷿ͣ͝ ̢̢̛̼̫͎̤ṭ̢̡̢ͥ͛᷅o̵̢̢ͯͧ᷉͟g̢̢̫ͦͩ᷇͟e̢̢᷅̿̓̐͡t̢̢̛͍̗͂̾h̵̢̢᷁᷄̕͢e̢̢͚̺ͤ͑ͫr̢᷂̂͏̢̊͂.̶̢̢̲͂̅͌.̴̢̢̢̢̢̢̨̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̼̝᷿᷿̥͔͉̝̘᷂᷿̥̺̬͖́ͧ᷀̈̀͛̌̒̏͌᷀̄͑̒᷈͂ͬ̓᷄̀̾̔ͫͥ̐᷅᷄̋̈́͜
I see. And Bill's broken it? Y̮̤͗̂͂̍͗e̗̾͗̉͗̇͟s͎͙̓͗̾͗̅.̛̑͗̄͂͗᷇
How long are we safe? A̵͖̐ͯͩ̐͘s͖̰̯̱̓̐̐ ̶̺̐͂̍̐ͣl͔̐̐̐͌̕͞ȏ̢̭̐̆̐͟n̔̐̏͑̐ͨ͜g̞̥ͦ̐͊̐᷾ ̐́ͪ̄̐̽͞a͉̾̐̀͏̩̐s̭̩̐̃̐͠ͅ ̺̤᷉̐ͤ̐͒I̗̫͌̐̐ͨ͜'͖̘̐̄̔᷃̐m̴͐̐ͣ̐̎͡ ̢̳̩̐͒̓̐ǎ̢̗̐ͤ̐ͯl͙ͤ̐̅̐᷉̚î̞̬͍̐̐̃v̸͙̖͒̐᷁̐è̗̐̂̍͋̐.̾̐̀ͥͪ̐ͣ
Good.
Onward as usual then.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Noticing Hank for the first time, I momentarily assume him to be an Elite, realize that he's an ally and what he's yelling about, apologize politely, and throw him a shield-pack.
All charges progress.
Swiss Scribe 2/7
RPLS-SH is re-arming |||||||\\\
I pull out my Anachron-Standard Assault Rifle, set it to full auto, and run around spraying bullets at Elites!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I super-charge all robotic entities, healing them! (Since BINARY and GLADoS are holograms, this doesn't work on them.)
OBLIVION! They are trying to destroy Minecraft! If they do, you will have nothing to destroy!
|)() Y()U THINK I CAN'T TRANSP()RT T() ()THER DIMENSI()NS? IF THIS IS DESTR()YED, S() BE IT. H()WEVER, THEY MIGHT MAKE G()()D MINI()NS....()H YEAH, THE AURA.... FINE! I'LL ()NLY ATTACK THEM!
Ugh, let's throw them into ANARCHY. I then proceed to shoot Anarchy into the Minecraft Elites, time travel stable loops until I've gotten 34 of myself, and then use all of my Twitchy Staves on the Minecraft Elites.
Oh no. Ugh, SBaHJ was bad, but at least it made itself comprehensible. Well, relatively. I'm not going to be the person who says that that monstrosity was in any way orderly. But this? This is at least a hundred times worse. Well let's see how far we've come. SBaHJ appear to be coming back... It looks like the glitchiness is somehow causing them to come back... Wait. What about the first Operator? You know, the Glitch one? ...Oh no.
Need to do something about the Glitch... I quickly attach a few addons to Minecraft, namely Homestuckcraft and, I don't know, some plugin that allows font changing. I.E. This entire freaking forum. I then switch to COMIC SANS, or rather Comical Sbahjns, decreasing the chance of unreadable glitches, but in trun allwowing an increase in cahnce of hroribble msispeligns. I tehn atmempt to get the Gogmodder I mean Godmofer I mean Godmodder to achlemitate the wondrous alchemy code of 88888887 on the off chance that we canget to the Conecave and lern moer aboot Binrary's past/weknesses. Oka-ka-kay this is enough. I turn on an autocorrector, fixing my freaking speech so that I don't have any text problems other than having to deal with Comic Sans from here on out. I also decide to retroactively turn my text green.
"R3mote 4-a-4ctivation of emergency Monochromium field..."
"Now."
A solid gray bubble snaps into being around my armor, seeming to protect me from the Glitch, at least in part, but worsening the-*Flicker*-the flickering.
"My retinas hurt."
"I suggest you take cover, there is little else you can do."
I grab my less-well-protected allies, pulling them inside the shield, then warp away from the Arrival forces, waiting out the... Strangeness.
Don't worry, still here. Just got busy with Turkey Day.
>take cubes, 180, forward, 270, forward, place block on wall, stand on, select and move up, forward
short one today, sorry
It's fine. I'll also post this without glitches, because that wouldn't really be fair.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V. 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Take cubes
You take the sphere of cubes, storing it in your matter gun. The sphere regenerates in seconds. You waste nearly four hours collecting as many cubes as you desire.
> Turn around
You turn around.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to your left.
> Turn left.
You turn left. The hole you dropped from is now above you. You will have to pillar up to get back up there.
> Forward
You walk forward.
> Place cube on wall
You place a singular cube on the wall.
> Stand on cube
You stand on the cube.
> Select and move up
You select the cube with your cursor and point the cursor upward. The cube scales the wall, until you are on top of it.
> Forward
You walk forward. You are now back on the red path. The glass cubes are to your left.
4/11 for Vi Forti
4/6 for the Synaptic Helm
2/? for the gravity plate
What about your troops? I have no idea.
Several soldiers, real, human soldiers. Some of them holding guns, others with swords.
"Lady Serket." Captain! What are you doing here?
"You told us to come." 8luh. This is getting ridiculous. And now you have men to protect. Tell me something I don't already know.
I then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Minecraft Elites. They immedıately go into panic because of what happened to them the last time I rolled fluorıte dice - they caught Lassa fever and botulism almost simultaneously, died of various toxic gases and acıds, and basically had a terrible tıme.
By the way, 10 d10s can roll 1010 or ten billion combinations.
(Italicizations for anti-glitchness.)
Oh. Well now.
6,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
IKEA: I-AM-NOT-MADE-OF-COMPONENTS
IKEA: I-AM-JUST-MADE-OF-WOOD
IKEA: THERE-IS-NO-TAKING-ME-APART
IKEA: THAT-IS-NOT-HOW-THIS-WORKS
This is only a hard-light avatar of GLaDOS, and as such, is completely immune to such things as core transfers!
4,000 damage!
Boot && Red-Matter Explosives && Planet Buster && Katamari = The Bloody Boot (Level 30: 1/31)
Well, don't you want an awesome pair of scythes that can command life and death?
MAGNETO MARVELLER: A red adamantium flail that can control all kinds of metal and create anything it wants from them. It possesses a profound sense of magnetism, and its innocuous double is a red helmet.
The Emerald Nova deals 11,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 3,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 8,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 5,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! 7,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
The Godmodder, from his position in his chains, fires laser beams at you from his eyes for calling him Rick! He does, however, believe that a temporary truce is a good idea at this point... If Project Binary gets his way, Minecraft will be gone for good! Not even the Godmodder wants that!
Yeah, that's fine.
PURE PHLEBOTINUM: Phlebotinum is in essence, plot fuel. In its pure form, it is a multicolored rock that can generate nearly any effect needed by the Narrative.
AMETHYST-TOP: A purple laptop made from solid amethyst. It seems to run on the operating system "Enderpearl".
Green Sun Streetsweeper && Pure Phlebotinum = Narrative Assaulter (Level 10: 1/11)
Portal Gun || Obsidian || Cyan Dye || Purple Dye = Ender's Portal Gun (Level 5: 1/6)
No. You were the one who ate it, remember? You'll need to alchemize a new copy.
Ikea's ship fires at the asteroids, destroying most of them! However, Ikea still takes 6,000 damage.
No, they're not.
Oh trust me, I have a plan.
A bold Minecraft player who happened to walk into the Battlefield thinking he was making a sacrifice runs on top of the grenade, covering it with his body. He gibs into pieces.
The Arrival Portal was closed already! What, you think they would still have it open so other players could get through? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard!
1,000 damage to 10 Minecraftian Elites! 30,000 damage to Ikea!
> Amperz4nd: COMBAT OPERANDI => DYNAMIC DUO
You expend 2 Hog Slop, Elf Tears, and Pie Filling.
You level the Dynamic Deathbringer at the Minecraft Elites and prepare to fire it! However, before you can do so, you feel a presence next to you... It appears to be a copy of you forged from monochrome shadow, also wielding the weapon! You both fire nearly all of its projectiles, which range from elemental salvos, to nuclear blasts, to electric storms, and to particle accelerators! 15,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
You roll.
5-8-8-5-1-7-1-5-2
A massive cobalt sword appears and slices through a Minecraft Elite, dealing 8,000 damage!
6,000 damage to Ikea and GLaDOS!
Swiss Army PDA && Scribe's Wands = Swiss Scriber (Level 6: 1/7)
7,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 3,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! Minecraft Elite killed! 3,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites! 6,000 damage to five Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to four Minecraft Elites!
(Just bringing up some discussion.) Technically, God (in the case of Minecraft) would refer to Notch. He was the one who created Minecraft as we know it. Before him, though, there were the Endermen, and before them, the Red Dragon. (Although technically, Notch was the one who created Endermen and the Enderdragon...) Getting off topic here. Sorry.
Magneto Marveller || Magnetosphere = Vi Forti (Level 10: 1/11)
CEREBRO'S CROWN: A dull pink crown with psychic abilities. Using this, one can tap into limited forms of telepathy and telekinesis.
THE FASTFALLER: An iron chestplate with a brown belt emblazoned on it. It strengthens the force of gravity on the wearer, making his jumps weaker and his falls faster.
500 damage to every Minecraft Elite!
THE WHOLE NOTE: A bronze rod sculpted in the shape of a twig. Golden energy, the energy of creation, leaks from its tip. It can be used to time travel and fire explosive bolts of ammo.
20,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! 2,500 splash damage to two more!
The Elder Wand fails on throw because magic is something fake that isn't real, the Resurrection Stone revives a random Creeper that goes on to explode, and the Invisibility Cloak just falls to the ground!
Project Binary quickly teleports the cueball away. Those things only lead to trouble. You start depending on them for everything, and it always backfires in the end.
7-5-8-3-6-5-8-2
A massive hyperbole comes storming in at 200% of the speed of light! It's bigger than Mt. Everest, and it's as awesome as two--no, three cat videos! 2 Minecraft Elites killed!
Project Binary quickly ducks for cover back in the cube projecting his hard-light avatar, and when the Cherub FCC comes, they find no NSFW imagery around! They leave.
The Godmodder supposes he could try, but it would probably take around nineteen tries before they would even be useful! The poke deals no damage for obvious reasons.
Unless you can somehow find the power to reverse-engineer GLaDOS's own portal device, that charge would fail in a heartbeat. Besides, if you went to Earth, I don't think you'd like what you found there...
0H, DEF1N1TELY N0T. THAT PLACE 1S A WASTELAND. THERE'S BARELY ANYTH1NG 0F SUBSTANCE THERE AT ALL. Y0U SH0ULD REALLY GET T0 ED1T1NG 1T. WE'VE HAD F1LES 0N Y0U ALL EVER S1NCE Y0U ARR1VED AT EARTH BACK 1N SEPTEMBER.
Minecraft Elite spaghettified!
Minecraft avatars don't have vocal chords! They speak through chat!
5,000 damage to Ikea!
2,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
Cerebro's Crown || Mind Honey && Cerebro Interface && Psionic Resonation Crystal = Synaptic Helm (Level 5: 1/6)
The Fastfaller || Black Hole && White Hole && Gravity Manipulation Device = The Gravityslayer (Level 15: 1/16)
The Minecraft Elites are staying far away from Hank at this point... They've moved positions!
5,500 damage to Ikea!
They all have a hard time cutting through his metal armor!
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
10,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
WHY W0ULD 1 NEED THAT DATA BAR? AS Y0U CAN SEE, 1 AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE 0F BL0CK1NG ANY ATTACK THR0WN AT ME. AND 1 CERTA1NLY W1LL N0T BE TAK1NG ANY HELP FR0M Y0U PLAYERS.
You aren't.
4,000 damage!
Stop trying to godmod your army's death away. It's not happening.
You use Providence's Topper, dealing 13,000 damage and Confusing Ikea!
7,000 damage to WS-Mech!
7,000 damage to GLaDOS and Ikea! However, Project Binary quickly replaces the code with GLaDOS's own regular code.
GLaDOS and Project Binary absorb the hard-light projectiles and become stronger!
You fail!
7,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
The stuff you clog them with phases right through GLaDOS's avatar!
It's not.
3,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 2,000 damage to three Minecraft Elites! 3,000 damage to twelve Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 6,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites! 1,000 damage to twenty Minecraft Elites! 4,000 damage to 6 Minecraft Elites!
The Midnight Crew are instantly taken down by code-based copies of the Problem Sleuth crew! While you attempt to negate the Green Clock, it emits a pulse of energy and knocks you backwards! It continues ticking. 6,000 damage to GLaDOS! The Elites dodge the table!
THE ALLEGROSTEPPER: A black sword not unlike Caledscratch, with copious amounts of dubstep-based speakers. Its blade can switch between an obsidian blade that can channel the dubstep, or a white rod that can use the dubstep to alter the flow of time and shoot projectiles.
Sacred Sword && Laser Gun && Liquid Nitrogen = Sacred Chiller (Level 3: 1/4)
Flamethrower && Slag = Ol' Slagger (Level 2: 1/3)
Fluorite Octet && Eridium && Vault Symbol = Vault's Cache (Level 8: 1/9)
2 Minecraft Elites killed!
Binary quickly removes the rogue 2!
GH-Mech's attack will mini-crit!
FLUORITE DECAD: A set of ten fluorite D10s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on the numbers rolled, the attack will vary from sixteen million different potential outcomes.
Fluorite Octet && Hanyu Da Zidian = Far East Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride = The Chlorine Combuster (Level 6: 1/7)
5,000 damage to two Minecraft Elites!
You cannot modify your own Spoils of War!
+8,000 HP to the Multi-Powersuit! Its attack will Minicrit!
Ikea is inflicted with Burning and Fear!
8,000 damage to eight Elites!
10,000 damage to GLaDOS!
3,000 damage to the WS-Mech!
Minecraft avatars don't run on atoms! They're made of code!
8,000 damage!
The Portal Gun mod isn't installed on GodCraft!
3,000 damage to Ikea!
THE SIX-SMASHER: A modified version of Electro's Gun with a built-in D6. It can be rolled using bubble-matic technology to augment the attack!
6,000 damage to Ikea!
He's already Burned, you derp!
GLaDOS: I think it's fine as it is. We wouldn't want to put too much stress on our Game Master, would we? Aha. Ha.
9,000 damage to Ikea!
10,000 damage to Ikea!
As you use the Clockwarp Gauntlet to time-step, Ikea's ship uproots itself from chronology and fires many rounds of ammunition at you, culminating in a massive blue fireball that disrupts you from the timeline entirely!
Fixed.
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => FATAL ERROR
You expend 5 Hog Slop and 4 Weasel Snot.
You flash-step towards Project Binary to execute the attack, but he blinks and replaces nearly all of your code with pictures of rubber ducks! You explode violently as rubber ducks fall everywhere on the server...
Most of the knives get lodged inside of Ikea's armor, but still, 8,000 damage!
3,000 damage to GLaDOS!
10,000 damage to Ikea!
WINDFALL: A cornucopia that shoots out even more money than its predecessor. With this, you'll get rich in no time. Unless, you know, word of an object that could make money from thin air was to get around, as well as word of its owner. But that would never happen, right?
Yes.
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ATOMIC BLITZ
7,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite!
+6,000 HP to the GH-Mech!
You chant around the Arrival forces. Look what you did! Now they'll minicrit!
DEICIUM LIGHTNINGBLADE: A sword made out of pure deicium. Lightning runs across its framework, and the weapon seems to be electrically charged.
Project Binary turns to GLaDOS and sighs.
Y0U HAVE G0T T0 BE K1DD1NG ME...
GLaDOS: But... I-i-is it true? Or-or-or-or-or f-f-f-f-f-f-
1F 0NLY Y0U WERE DES1GNED AS WELL AS 1. HERE.
Project Binary installs a subroutine in GLaDOS's code to make her immune from paradoxes. Alas, she has taken 10,000 damage!
The Arctic Octet will take 9 posts instead of 8. If I said it would take 8 before, disregard that.
Actually, now would be a good time to use that.
6-7-4-6-8-1-5-3
A massive green cube appears and slams into Ikea, dealing 7,000 damage!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CLOCKWORK ROD
Unfortunately, to use this attack, you would need the full unbroken Manipuleighter! Whoops!
THE DEALER: A black-and-red assault rifle that can control playing cards, as well as fire card-based weaponry from its barrels.
Throwing Stars && Nightmare Fuel && Enderpearl || Up 'Till Dawn = Midnight Hour
MIDNIGHT HOUR: A completely black suit with static skies embroidered over it. Weaponry can be concealed in it quite easily.
The Arrival Forces deal a minicritted 90,000 damage to the WS-Mech and 90,000 damage to the Multi-Powersuit! Ikea's armor absorbs the Burn, and Project Binary restores his other status effects! It looks like they won't be very effective against these guys... The Minecraft Elites stand a better shot at getting affected, though!
Oblivion deals 7,000 damage to King Ikea and attempts to Corrupt him, but finds that Project Binary is emitting an anti-corruption aura!
The Multi-Powersuit passively heals +5,000 HP! It deals 5,000 damage to GLaDOS!
The WS-Mech kills a Minecraft Elite! The GH-Mech uses Dead Man's Volley, dealing a minicritted 120,000 damage to King Ikea! The Godmodder struggles against his chains, and then, in a burst of golden light, breaks free! He glares murderously at the Arrival Forces and dual-wields the Red Tooth and the Banhammer! He flash-steps into the middle of the Minecraft Elites and kills 5 of them! He then makes a move to attack the special ops when he notices something in the sky... Almost like a...
Glitch.
A shattered agent records a grand flight in the sun-bleached void.
going to provehim wrwrwrwrwrwrou don'tknow what you're doing. You're messing wmessing with forces that you c-c-c-ou can no lcœger play DDDDσƒGodmo∩∩eRRRRRRRYES! Ha! Looks like this color works! It's resistant to the glitch text... Wait... Oh god, the glitch! Yeah, that's right! Alright, guys! I don't know if you can hear me, but look! Bill's caused the Glitch to come back! You remember, from the last game! I don't think collecting Cube Bits will work, either! He's done something far worse! You have to try to do something else at this point! Hey... It looks like the glitches have fully stopped.
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PLAY
How to Play:
I
cancancan't really tttttalk to you very much. Just-Just-Jutry to raise the GLITCH INTEGRITY! Wait... The glitches stopped. Okay. You're going to have to raise the Glitch Resistance of the server! There are no means for you to do that right now, as far as I can see. Just try to survive for a turn! See if something presents itself!The Itinerary:
> All: Survive the Glitch!
The Battlefield:
THE GLITCH: [NAN]
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 0%
SERVER INTEGRITY: 100%
PLAYER INTEGRITY: 100%
FACTION INTEGRITY: 100%
ENTITY INTEGRITY: 100%
ENVIRONMENT INTEGRITY: 100%
GAME ENGINE INTEGRITY: 100%
CODE INTEGRITY: 100%
GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 100%
PLAYABILITY: 100%
Project Binary: [01] HP: 1,000,000,000/1,000,000,000.
Ghost of GLaDOS: [01] HP: 745,000/800,000.
Shattered Bill: [01] HP: 995,000/1,000,000.
King Ikea: [01] HP: 414,000/750,000.
Minecraft Elites: [01] HP: 8,500/50,000. (x1.) 16,500/50,000. (x2.) 21,500/50,000. (x2.) 20,500/50,000. (x4.) 23,500/50,000. (x4.) 36,500/50,000. (x5.) 42,500/50,000. (x5.) 39,500/50,000. (x11.)
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Severely weakened thanks to the Chain.
Multi-Powersuit: [N] HP: 17,000/160,000. Current Mode: Recovery. Healing Flows: II Mist's Care: IIII
Shard of Engie: [N] HP: ??? Stability: 100%. Consume: 70%.
WS-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 163,000/600,000. Trifecta: III
GH-Mech Mk. X: [MECH] HP: 149,000/600,000. Dead Man's Volley: III
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 15/125. Killstreak: 54.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
13 Hog Slop
24 Elf Tears
20 Pie Filling
5 Weasel Snot
And okay, I suppose I can't complain about the dual scythes.
3/11 for Vi Forti
3/6 for the Synaptic Helm
1/? for the Fastfaller OR Hawking radiation-weakened black hole AND Hawking radiation-weakened white hole AND gravity manipulator
Hank comes out from his cover where he hid from the massive blasts.
He shouts up to the players.
Are you idiots trying to kill me?
Take a look around! Binary has only a few forces here and we've got incoming allies.
If you keep up with attacks like that, you're going to be hurting us more that Binary.
Stop being such bloody gorilla morons!
And then the glitch hits.
Oh gorilla.
I hate when this kind of stuff happens.
Vriska rushes up to where he is.
Hank!
What the gorilla is going on?
Someone's glitched reality.
You sound as if you're familiar with this?
That's what improbability drives are for.
They break reality in a small way and direct that energy.
This is what happens when an improbability drive overloads.
I've gone through this once.
Tricky?
Tricky.
Wonderful.
Well what do we do now?
Try and survive.
gorilla
I couldn't have said it better myself.
meanwhile:
What the gorilla was that?!?
Another improbability drive.
Wonderful.
Ņ͇͇̊ͬ᷄ͅo͇͇̓ͨ͑᷉̔p͇͕̤͇̮᷉͂e͇̟͓͇᷿ͭͣ.̯͇̦͇ͭͩ̄
Tricky!
Where did you come from?
I̶̶̹̹̲ͪ͝ ̶̶̹̫͇ͨ͘c̶̶̳̬̱᷀̍a̶̶̢̢ͩ̑ͭm̶̶̞͇̓̇ͅẹ̶̶́̍̍᷄ ̶̶̳͓̓̓͢t̶̶̼̘ͤͣ͆ȍ̶̶̭͈̚̚ ̶̶͎̈́͗͆͘t̶̶̢͗͏̶̐e̶̶̙͋̓᷁͗l̶̶᷆᷾́ͤ̑l̶̶̶̻̿̀͢ ̶̶͍̟̎ͣ͘ỷ̶̶̡̢͉̹o̶̶̺͆ͬͤ̐ű̶̶͔̖͒̅ ̶̸̶̛̖̣̆t̶̶͈̭̥͔ͭh̶̷̶̰͛᷉͘a̶̶̦̲̣᷉̎t̶̶̻̣̲͜͠ ̶̶̵̣͓̬̎y̶̶̗͙̓ͧͩo̶̶̶̓᷉̐᷉u̸̶̶̘̔ͧͩ ̶̶̢̉ͥ͋᷅m̶̶̦̤ͨ͒͟a̶̴̶ͥ̍̔̓y̶̶̧̗̏͛̒ ̶̶̹᷿͖̄̾n̶̶̪̯̓ͪͅo̶̴̶͈͚̔͜t̶̶͍̻͑́͘ ̶̞ͫ͏̶̙͓n̶̶̟̉ͭ᷾͜e̶̶̡̨̻̮ͦe̶̷̶̲᷅̂͠d̶̶̙̱ͩ͌͡ ̶̶̠͔̿ͨ͊t̶̶᷊̠̆̋͝o̶̶̼̪͊̍ͫ ̶̶̡͙͙͒͜w̶̴̶̡͎ͯͥo̶̶᷇̊̋᷄̽r̶̶ͥ̾ͩ̐ͅr̶̵̶᷉̋͂ͪỷ̶̶͎͍ͪ͘ ̶̶̴̥ͪ̎͘ą̶̶᷿̭̀̂b̴̶̸̶͍̰͏o̶̸̶͙᷀͟͜u̶̶̜᷉ͤͬͥt̶̶͙ͤ̊᷈̑ ̶̶͔͖̽̔̇t̶̶̛̜̦͒̉h̶̶̹᷿͆᷄̚e̶̶͕̤᷈̔̍ ̶̶̡̗᷃᷆ͅp̶̶̙͈̱᷄̋l̶̶̘᷅ͫ͑̚a̶̶͛͆̐͋͞y̶̶̹̬̐̊͝e̶ͦͮͧ͏̶̷r̶̶͈̟ͣͬ̏ş̶̶̛͗͗͛ ̶̶̶̼͑̉ͮo̶̶̶̡͖᷁́f̶̶̺̮̐᷁ͮ ̶̴̶̛̞͂᷉G̶̶̦̮ͦ͡͞ő̶̵̶̝̔̇d̶̶͙̗᷄͐͢c̶̶͖᷊̹̺͟r̶̶̝͖̜͛̐a̶̶̡̾ͭ̚͠f̶̶̭͐͏̶̸t̶̶͙̼̜ͨ̃.̶̶̤̰̝᷅̋
And why not?
B̧̯̤̾̾᷉͟e̪̾ͪͫ̾̽ͅc̴̤̔̾̌̾͞a̵̜͇̒̾̾ͅụ̬̾̄̾̌̕s᷂͂̾̓̇̾͟ë̶́̾͐͆̾͟ ̢̧̮̎̾̾̚B̷̛̦͇̪̾̾i̴͇̯̾̏̉̾l̗̂̾᷀͂̾ͅl̖̘̾̑ͭ̾̐ ̫̜̳̾̓̾͑C̫̭̾᷄ͨ̾ͤi̗͖̫̾ͥ̾̑pͣ̾͊̄̐̾̂h̟᷿͌̾̇᷄̾e̠͚̾͆ͬͦ̾r͈̩̾̒͒̾͏'̴̠́̾̾̑͘s̶̹̾͗᷇̾᷉ ͉̆̾ͬͮ̾̊j̲ͦ̾̔̉̾̾ů̾᷄᷈ͭ̾ͭs̳͖̉̾ͦ̾ͫt̖̰̾᷀̆̾̾ ̲͓̾᷾᷉̾̾o͇͔͎̥̾̾͆b̮̘̾̒ͯ᷅̾l̩̣̾͂ͧ᷉̾i͏̖̼̟̾᷾̾t͙̤̾̏̎̾̏e̶̽̾͂̾᷄͜r̵͔̾̃̾̕͟a̘̣̾̿̓̾ͭt̞ͫ̾̌̐̾͞ê̥̻̬᷂̾̾d᷃̾̈ͥͫ̾͡ ̹̓̾ͪͤ̾ͦt̟͒̾ͮ̾͟͡h̲̾͗ͥ̾᷃͢e͎̤̾ͤ̾᷆̕ ̡̫̙̾͛̑̾c̠͒̾͒᷈̾͋e̳᷂͔͇̾̾͜ǹ̸̛̫̞̾̾t̜̅̾͐᷆̾ͅe̴͙̾͗͗̾͑r̗̬̾ͬ͂̾ͣ ̻͊̾᷉̾͢͢p̘̾ͤ̔̾͟͝o̡̞̣̾̿̅̾î̾᷇̑̓̾̔ņ̙̱̾͂᷉̾t̨̘͖̾᷃̾͝ ͈᷾̾͒ͭ̾ͪȯ͇̾̓᷄̾ͨf͇̊̾ͨ̊̾͟ ̬᷊̞̾̾͜͜t̮͕̾̃ͥ̾͘ẖ᷅̾ͬͦ̾̄e͈̦̳̻̾͋̾ ̩̥᷾̾͒̾̚T̸̥̰̾́ͧ̾r̾̾ͩͯͣ̾ͨi͎̊̾̆͌̾̋f̡̠̔̾̎̊̾é͎̠̟̾̾̾c͏̸̖͍̾ͪ̾t̵̎̾̅ͮ̾̆å͚̮͍̾ͬ̾.̞̂̾ͧ͊̾͒
And what would that be?
I̴̟̖̟͐ͨͩt̟̱̟ͥ̄ͨ̈́ş̬̟͉̟᷃ͣ ͎̟̪͍̟̈̓c᷊̟̟ͯ̿᷅᷃â̷̟̮̟̆̕l̷̟͍̬̟͂᷾l̟̩͍̟̓ͨ̊ĕ̟̪͚̟̎᷁d͕̟̳̤̟ͧͩ ̟̮̟ͥ̓ͧ͆t̢̻̟̻̟̏͟h̟͎᷊̟̺᷇̃ë̳̟᷿̟́̈́̅ ̨̟̘͎̟᷂̾H̟̞̹̟͈̋͘ě̟̟̾̿̒͞x̷͓̟̟̼̂̿a̲̟͈̟̒̎͛h͉̟͘̕͏̟͋e̲̟͍͇̟̪͛d͚̟̙̻̟͚ͮr̟̮̟᷊̓͘͠o̟̟͕̎̆̾ͅñ̗̟̟̝̟̊.̧̦̟͕᷂̟́
The what?
Really?
That thing?
That's impressive. The Hexahedron's what's holding the universes together?
I̡͇̹͛᷀͛̈́ ̟͎̤͛ͩ̿͛n͛̎̈́᷆͛̓̚e͈̭̪͛̈́̊͛v͈͓̲̦͛̅͛ĕ̻̦͛ͬ͛̈r͛̉̀̍͛̔̕ ̬̬̓͛᷁͛̆s̰͛̑̃͛᷾͠a͎̹͐͛̏͛̚i̹᷂͍̣͛᷁͛d̶̴͈̗͛̃͛ ᷂̰̩̠̬͛͛ṯ͙͍͛ͥ͛͞h̭̗̆͛ͮ̎͛a̪͉͛͑͛ͥ͢t̖᷉͛͑͛̕̚.̭͛ͭ͛ͥ̚͝
A̸᷿͈᷿̅᷁̉l͈᷿̟̺᷿̥͂l᷿̰̩̲᷿̭̓ ᷿͙᷿͍̑̃ͧI̛᷿̰̠᷿̍̂ ̸᷿᷿̑᷃ͧ͡k̡᷿̳᷿͑̇̆n᷿᷿̯̓̾̈͡o᷿᷿͔᷉̓̉̓w̹᷿᷿̃͗͞ͅ ᷿̼̱᷿̔̍ͅi᷿͎᷿̤ͥ͝͞s᷿͙᷿̍ͣ͋̚ ᷿̼᷿̺̎̊᷄t͇᷿̰͎͏᷿ͮh̦᷿᷿̎᷈᷈͡a̡᷿̭̗᷿ͧ͝ṫ̩᷿͓᷿̚͜ ᷿͙̫᷿͓̂᷁i̛᷿̫᷿͗̇̌t͏᷿̲᷿̜̊̌s᷿̦᷿ͤ᷾̾ͧ ̯᷿͙̤̬᷿̞t᷿̜᷿̤᷄̒̎h̵᷿̪̮᷿̰ͫe᷿᷿͈̓ͩͮͪ ̶᷿᷿̈́̾̕̕c᷿̗̝᷿̆͟͟e᷿̞̱᷿̰ͬ͟n̨̺᷿̯᷿᷂̾ṱ᷿᷿̏ͩ̐͢e̵᷿᷿͗᷀̆᷾r̸᷿᷊᷿̽᷆͒-̧᷿᷿͚̍͘͞p͎᷿̠͏̝᷿̊ȯ̴͔᷿̺᷿͗i͎᷿̺̘̯᷿ͥn᷿᷿͔ͤͭͮͫt̨̜᷿̻᷿ͤ᷇
Ĭ̴̢̢᷂̥̋ť̢̢̢͙̉᷾'̢̢̫͕ͩ̽̇s̢̢͇̾ͤ͜͢ ̢̢̝᷂̲̇͌t̵̢̢̛̟̰͆ḩ̢᷈̿͏̢͙ȅ̢̢̜̯᷃᷃ ̢̢̻̖̯͂͗p̢̢͎̳̰᷿̝ő̢̢̤̖ͯ᷈i̢̨̢̥᷈̅́n̢̢̻ͪͥ̊ͨt̢̢̤̺ͧ̈͠ ̶̢̢̹̊͘̚b̢̢͙͇᷃ͭ̉e̢̢᷁ͬ̑ͨ̑t̢̢̢͕̩ͦ᷉w̢̨̢͍͈̆̃è̢̢̢͊͐͆ę̢̢͙̪̇̄n̢̢̛̮̦᷁᷇ ̢̢̲͉̑᷆͜ẹ̢̢᷾̓͟͢v̵̢̢̖̔̾͘ẻ̢̢͚͍̪̒r̢̢̢̰̋́ͤy̢̢̹ͬ͛᷃͑t̢̢̝̍͑̒͑h̢̢̲̦̜ͣ̅i̢̢̫ͬ̈̆͢n̸̢̢͈̻ͣͪg̢̢᷂̘̗ͥ͜,̢̢͖͐̓᷁̉ ̶̢̢̘̼͊͜b̷̴̢̢̛᷂͑ů̢͍ͪ͏̢͓t̢̡̢̧̫͂͛ ̢̢᷂̉᷉ͫͬi̢̢̗̹̝͎ͪt̷̢̢᷊̝̿ͪ ̢̢̘̽᷄᷃̌m̢̢᷀ͪ͆͞͝i̶̢̢᷃᷾ͫ᷆g̵̢̢̭̺͒᷇h̢̢͔ͪ͂͌̈́t̢̢̳̟͌ͬ͟ ̢̢̺̬͋͒́n̢̢ͦͭ͆̽̉o̷̢̢̲̝͐᷆t̢̢͉̰̟̎̎ ̨̢̢͕̫ͯͬb̸̢̢̛͎᷀́e̢̢̪̰̟͑̍ ̢̧̢̰̭͗͆t̢̧̢̧͌̆͆h̢̢̺̗᷀ͧ̍e̢̢̢̛͋́̉ ̢̢̣͔̂᷾̂t̢̢̩̦᷊͊͟h̢̢᷊ͧ͛̓̎i̸̧̢̡̢̛᷄ṅ̢̨̢̙̂̚g̶̢̢̢̩̼̊ ̸̢̢̰̯᷿͊ḣ̢̧̢ͩ͊ͦo̢̢͇͈̮̐᷀l̶̢̢̹ͨ̽᷉d̢̢̞᷈̎̊᷉i̢̨̢̪̓᷾ͅn̢̢͇̭̿̽̈́g̢̢̟̜ͦͬ̑ ̢̡̢̛͗̌̉i̢̢͇͕̤͕͒t̢̢᷊ͤͭͩ̽ ̶̢̢᷂̠͋̍a̢̢̢᷊͓̋̎l̸̢̢̤̿̎͌l̢̢̪̥᷿ͣ͝ ̢̢̛̼̫͎̤ṭ̢̡̢ͥ͛᷅o̵̢̢ͯͧ᷉͟g̢̢̫ͦͩ᷇͟e̢̢᷅̿̓̐͡t̢̢̛͍̗͂̾h̵̢̢᷁᷄̕͢e̢̢͚̺ͤ͑ͫr̢᷂̂͏̢̊͂.̶̢̢̲͂̅͌.̴̢̢̢̢̢̢̨̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̢̼̝᷿᷿̥͔͉̝̘᷂᷿̥̺̬͖́ͧ᷀̈̀͛̌̒̏͌᷀̄͑̒᷈͂ͬ̓᷄̀̾̔ͫͥ̐᷅᷄̋̈́͜
I see. And Bill's broken it?
Y̮̤͗̂͂̍͗e̗̾͗̉͗̇͟s͎͙̓͗̾͗̅.̛̑͗̄͂͗᷇
How long are we safe?
A̵͖̐ͯͩ̐͘s͖̰̯̱̓̐̐ ̶̺̐͂̍̐ͣl͔̐̐̐͌̕͞ȏ̢̭̐̆̐͟n̔̐̏͑̐ͨ͜g̞̥ͦ̐͊̐᷾ ̐́ͪ̄̐̽͞a͉̾̐̀͏̩̐s̭̩̐̃̐͠ͅ ̺̤᷉̐ͤ̐͒I̗̫͌̐̐ͨ͜'͖̘̐̄̔᷃̐m̴͐̐ͣ̐̎͡ ̢̳̩̐͒̓̐ǎ̢̗̐ͤ̐ͯl͙ͤ̐̅̐᷉̚î̞̬͍̐̐̃v̸͙̖͒̐᷁̐è̗̐̂̍͋̐.̾̐̀ͥͪ̐ͣ
Good.
Onward as usual then.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
He scream
I throw a wrench at a Minecraft Elite, to pass the time.
(edit: glitch-proofed or something. I'm not really sure, just playing along)
/null
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Bomb && Bomb = ??? 1/?
It's High Noon
All charges progress.
Swiss Scribe 2/7
RPLS-SH is re-arming |||||||\\\
I pull out my Anachron-Standard Assault Rifle, set it to full auto, and run around spraying bullets at Elites!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
OBLIVION! They are trying to destroy Minecraft! If they do, you will have nothing to destroy!
|)() Y()U THINK I CAN'T TRANSP()RT T() ()THER DIMENSI()NS? IF THIS IS DESTR()YED, S() BE IT. H()WEVER, THEY MIGHT MAKE G()()D MINI()NS.... ()H YEAH, THE AURA.... FINE! I'LL ()NLY ATTACK THEM!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Oh no. Ugh, SBaHJ was bad, but at least it made itself comprehensible. Well, relatively. I'm not going to be the person who says that that monstrosity was in any way orderly. But this? This is at least a hundred times worse. Well let's see how far we've come. SBaHJ appear to be coming back... It looks like the glitchiness is somehow causing them to come back... Wait. What about the first Operator? You know, the Glitch one? ...Oh no.
Need to do something about the Glitch... I quickly attach a few addons to Minecraft, namely Homestuckcraft and, I don't know, some plugin that allows font changing. I.E. This entire freaking forum. I then switch to COMIC SANS, or rather Comical Sbahjns, decreasing the chance of unreadable glitches, but in trun allwowing an increase in cahnce of hroribble msispeligns. I tehn atmempt to get the Gogmodder I mean Godmofer I mean Godmodder to achlemitate the wondrous alchemy code of 88888887 on the off chance that we canget to the Conecave and lern moer aboot Binrary's past/weknesses. Oka-ka-kay this is enough. I turn on an autocorrector, fixing my freaking speech so that I don't have any text problems other than having to deal with Comic Sans from here on out. I also decide to retroactively turn my text green.
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Bomb && Bomb = ??? 2/?
It's High Noon
Action 1/3
Orbit Control: 8/50
Elemental Retribution: 33/50
I use Chivalrous Chop upon the Arrival forces.
Sword Damage: 99K/250K (1/4)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"Whoa... WjhAt tghe haElsll i stat? H35, Caon yeA- *Flicker* -YeH saY thaj?"
"Anti code-origin shi3lds holding- *Flicker* -5hields holding."
"Gener4tor integrity a7 75%."
"73%"
"70%"
"Drive charging."
"Attempting outsystem jump in 3... 2... 1..."
"Jumpdrive critical failure."
"Initializing emergency escape measures..."
"tWahIduo?"
"R3mote 4-a-4ctivation of emergency Monochromium field..."
"Now."
A solid gray bubble snaps into being around my armor, seeming to protect me from the Glitch, at least in part, but worsening the-*Flicker*-the flickering.
"My retinas hurt."
"I suggest you take cover, there is little else you can do."
I grab my less-well-protected allies, pulling them inside the shield, then warp away from the Arrival forces, waiting out the... Strangeness.
All charges progress.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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-19 / 50- /////// ///
-1 / 6- /////
+2 // Modpack
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/ /////// // INCREASE /// GLITCH RESISTANCE/
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
It's High Noon
It's fine. I'll also post this without glitches, because that wouldn't really be fair.
> Take cubes
You take the sphere of cubes, storing it in your matter gun. The sphere regenerates in seconds. You waste nearly four hours collecting as many cubes as you desire.
> Turn around
You turn around.
> Forward
You walk forward. The path continues to your left.
> Turn left.
You turn left. The hole you dropped from is now above you. You will have to pillar up to get back up there.
> Forward
You walk forward.
> Place cube on wall
You place a singular cube on the wall.
> Stand on cube
You stand on the cube.
> Select and move up
You select the cube with your cursor and point the cursor upward. The cube scales the wall, until you are on top of it.
> Forward
You walk forward. You are now back on the red path. The glass cubes are to your left.
What will you do now?
> ...
4/6 for the Synaptic Helm
2/? for the gravity plate
What about your troops?
I have no idea.
Several soldiers, real, human soldiers. Some of them holding guns, others with swords.
"Lady Serket."
Captain!
What are you doing here?
"You told us to come."
8luh.
This is getting ridiculous.
And now you have men to protect.
Tell me something I don't already know.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I use HHHH on IKEA, hoping the irony of axe on wood does more damage.
I hit Bill with a dirt block, angry at him for doing this.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Synthetic Sprayer && Liquid Chlorine Trifluoride = The Chlorine Combuster (3/7)
I duplicate the Unicoder (1/1).
I increase glitch resistance as well.
I then roll the Fluorite Decad at the Minecraft Elites. They immedıately go into panic because of what happened to them the last time I rolled fluorıte dice - they caught Lassa fever and botulism almost simultaneously, died of various toxic gases and acıds, and basically had a terrible tıme.
By the way, 10 d10s can roll 1010 or ten billion combinations.
(Italicizations for anti-glitchness.)
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis