I intended to have my Constructs meter charge up as Twin Posts went up, even if I wasn't on to see it. I should be grateful, though, because you put up my entity with no hassle.
Also, Standard Slice is supposed to only deal 4000 damage, being the most basic sword maneuver, so that's why my meter only increased that much. It's on the wiki at Ninjatwist321/swordsman skill tiers.
Also, I believe the Godmodder has enough health to finish my plans. If not, I'll heal him up, but at a price.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 29/50
Elemental Retribution: 4/50
I use a Chivalrous Chop to attack one of the Terror Withers. This is the move that deals 10K damage and prevents me from using sword moves for the rest of the turn.
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 6/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 5/11)
I thank Generic for the SPIRAL SUCKER and immediately stash it. Over the extremely powerful racket that is the MASSIVE BATTLE OF ARMIES, I fail to hear his warnings.
I also keep begging Xcano to dump the ring in the SHRINE OF 2B2T LAVA.
Lastly, I use the CHAOTIC OCTET on the TERROR ENDERDRAGON (or the PARADOX INC. ARMY if the TERROR ENDERDRAGON kicked the bucket), throwing the lot of them at the target like kunai knives.
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The cloaked man uses the Coronal Claws on Oblivion's eyes. He then flies inside of Oblivion's mouth and unleashes SOLAR STORM if he can. If he can't use his combat operandi, then he simply starts throwing Anvils around like 95 mph fastballs. Each one punches holes straight through Oblivion.
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Fill 'Em with Midnight 11/11!
Quills of Echidna && Nightvis Socket 2/???
Orb of Radioactivity /\/ Scratcher 2/???
I examine my new... whatever it is. Sword? That is what it originally was.
Then, I do Voidmetal Cog && Sliver of Pure Emptiness || Seed 1/???. Could be useful.
Meanwhile, on the M.C. Freedom, I continue to watch Piono and Generic attacking each other impassively. Slowly, I draw the Hazel Wand, bringing it up to point at-
TO BE CONTINUED.
My undead slaves, I mean world-consuming dark forces-... erm... army attacks the Terror Enderdragon, assuming it is alive. If not, they attack the Origin Wither.
The Battlefield me flash-steps circles around said Origin Wither, holding Fill 'Em with Midnight. I forcefully implant visions of my memory of reading the Pnakotic Manuscripts into the mind of the creature, causing psychic damage and [possibly] driving it insane, or more so than it originally was. Then, I shove the Cue up one of the six eye sockets of the Origin Wither, before placing it back in my inventory. As per my oath to use my Grimdark godhood more, an aura of vaporous Nightmare Fuel surrounds me, immediately spiking into tentacular form. I manipulate the fingers of my left hand into nearly impossible symbols, and the aura lunges toward the Origin Wither, immediately passing the liquid state, and becoming a solid as it strikes the creature. Right afterwards, I heat the aura straight from solid to plasma, scorching the foul wither, before using Fill 'Em with Midnight on it, before impailing one of the heads of the creature on a Nightvis spike. Whilst it is still attached to the head.
I begin to test The White Ring, using it to manipulate large amounts of entropy and water to form a- (This is where you tell me what sort of impossible thing I have created, Twin. If you want to, that is. If not, I am perfectly capable of inventing some thing or other.)
Off in the distance, you can hear what sounds like eleven people conversing. Well, that fixes the problem. You follow the noise to a door, which you enter. A dream bubble-edited fraction of the meteor; a room half mauve and half goldenrod. You listen to the nearest conversation.
Like I was saying, he had forgotten the reactivity designix! *laughing* The idiot! He didn't survive, did he?
Of course he didn't, Corvri. The heated-ink soul engine fell apart, and Darnalucus's power overloaded the thing! I'd bet you he forgot the retexium artifex as well; he probably also missed the part saying to bring up a few wards.
Yes, he did! In fact, he didn't even cast the Charm of Stability before getting to work Really? *hysterical laughter* Oh...- God! *hysterical laughter* I though some people were stupid, but...
Another standard case of Magi Babble. You walk into the room, noting your gangly leader and his dancestor laughing over a bit of coffee, ink bottles, and research notes.
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POST 2; 14/50 Space Kracken... 14/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 14/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT UNSCREWIT UNSEEN LIARMONSTER
11/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
@insert_generic_username: My Godmodder's Taglock was not an alchemy... Unless you made one yourself.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvesteR, use Rocketeering. I then read the next page and build up a fire to help Wilson.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Twin, could you respond to the PM?
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-snip-
Void: No, it doesn't contain nightmare fuel. It contains Mechroa virus. Tendrils of metal, infects things, absolute control, etc... That spark any memories?
-snip-
Yes, yes it does. 10 The Destroyers get turned over to your side! You may command them t do almost anything.
-snip-
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Take brush, give it to TP.
-snip-
The Painter refuses to take the brush that is not his. You got... Brush of Time: A paintbrush able to slow down, and even stop time. When painting, time stops as you create a perfect re-creation of the moment. After use, you get a painting able to send something back to the period in which it was made. The Paintings are clearly labeled of what they have, etc. For example, if you painted a picture back during the SHaBJOcalypse, and send an enemy through to the SHaBJField, corrupting it with Jpegs. Effect depends on time the painting was made. The carefully painted walls of this time starts to unravel. The canvas of this time period separates into strands. You have altered time. Soon, this time period will be completely destroyed. You should get out of here, now. Also, it seems like in the present The Cogworks might have changed.
You join. Since some advancements happen, you appear in The Crossroads. My seperator thing stating "SIDEQUEST" is a link to a map. You may... Enter The Dungeon to help defeat an army, or try to solve the puzzle in The Cogworks.
[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16600]-snip-
@Nimble: Now we head back to the present right?
-snip- Yes.
The Auto-War seeds saw out a giant chunk of the ground with high-precision lasers. They then attack to the bedrock and begin to fly upwards, attempting to lift the Godmodder's army into space. I continue attempting to gain control of the Terror Enderdragon.
(Spiral Sucker && Luck) >Fine 3/??
Spiral Sucker >Fine 2/?
I proceed to attempt to chop some onions in Erelye's vicinity, causing tears. If that fails I fall back on an obvious callback and hold up a sword forged from smut in front of him, causing him to cry. I then attempt to find some pigs and steal anything that vaguely resembles slop in their vicinity.
Now that I have a bunch of Sacred Items I attempt to use Santa's Sweets on Death. I also cut it up with my Unbreakable Katana.
I attempt to forge the DAYLONG TRUCE OF I DON'T EVEN CARE with piono. Because I don't.
I also take a Tuba (singular, therefore half as powerful) and throw it into the Field. I then install my Magic Cue Ball into the field on a different area, giving it a second barrier of Green Sun energy to disintegrate any ranged projectiles or Fielded alchemies targeting my army.
I summon Spades Slick and ask him whether he has any pins for the Voodoo Doll.
5/11 for Abiit
1/? for the Gallows Callibrator OR solid crystal (this is order at its greatest, the material has been turn into a supersolid without being chilled. Every single particle, down to the quantum level, has been perfectly aligned. Trying to break this with brute force would take more energy than breaking a fourth wall, that's how rigid and strong its structure is)
4/8 for the Ring of Chaos
piono watches from the MC freedom as Oblivion hatches.
Wonderful. Just one more idiot trashing my armies.
He speaks into his comm link:
Phobos, how close is the Nexus Fleet? We were just leaving.
No you're not. What are our new orders?
Evacuate Godcraft.
Immediately.
This entire thing has turned into a Charlie Foxtrot. I see. All units to leave?
No. We need to test drive the new army.
Send in a battalion and a Support Element. That shouldn't be enough to tip the OP scale.
But still be enough to let us know how efficient the Ragnarok Training Initiative has been so far. Understood.
Insert attempts to spam time-travel at piono, piono rolls his eyes, pulls out Deinot Surrexit and sets a temporal lock on insert, disabling any time traveling antics insert might attempt, but using up 10 energy.
Then the giant proton cannon is fired, piono pulls up Nulla Stella again, and warps himself out of the way, but with a further expenditure of 5 energy, and with a loss of the bow of the MC Freedom. He brings up Ircucvci, and a sword fight-ish thing begins between the two, with piono finally blasting him with fire (-5 energy), stabbing him with Ircucvci, taking the crowbar, and smashing it into the side of his head, knocking him into the air off the side of the MC Freedom.
Get out of here punk.
He throws the crowbar, which embeds itself in insert, and piono pulls out Navitar Nox, and with another 5 energy used, blasts him with a massive energy blast. This combo prevents insert from doing any of his other attacks pertaining to the strife on the deck of the MC Freedom this round.
When insert respawns and attempts to make the truce, piono says:
About time. Truce accepted.
tazz and xcano stop in their attempts when they realize something important: They don't actually have the One Ring.
Seriously dude, you have to cut the ring off of Sauron's finger first, and yes, that happens to be his weakness.
Here's Sauron's weakness: Ring finger: Hp: 50000, due to its small size 50% of attacks aimed at it miss and hit Sauron instead.
Vriska looks at erelye. Hello Erelye. I know who you are. I've 8een watching the 8attlefield, remem8er? 8ut you don't seem to get what's going on 8etween those two. Or what isn't. Piono's 8rushing him asi-
Piono sees erelye, then notices who he's talking to.
Vriska. Ohgorilla
Nocte Consumens begins glowing, and piono jumps off the deck, runs along the side of the ship with puddles of darkness holding him there. He jumps off, then suddenly flies up to where erelye and serpent are.
He pulls out Deum Lucem
Die!
He brings it about in a wide horizontal arc, with a massive blast of radiance coming out of it. Vriska narrowly avoids it, erelye probably does, not sure what he's going to do to dodge it.
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE RETURNED FROM HIATUS .............................................................................................. >ATTACK "FORCES OF MORDOR" >USE I TOLD YOU DOG
>ATTACK STATUS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >USE Auditory Piston >PIGMEN ATTACK: "Army of Terraria" >MEME TEAMERS DEFEND: "Terragen Civilization" >FARQUAD STARSQAUD ATTACK: "GOD CAT"
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 2/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 7/15
Piono, I'd hate to call fowl on you, but Xcano DOES in fact have THE ONE RING, because the last Twinpost explicitly said Xcano succeeded in stealing the ring. Granted, I doubt that the DTG version you've contacted needs it on his person to live or draw its power, and henceforth could steal it back...Which is kind of why I was begging Xcano to DESTROY THE RING ALREADY!
Um, the reason why I'm saying it doesn't work is because him having the ring is sort of essential to his existence as a physical entity. I'm serious. Finishing his weakness won't give you the ring, but rather kill him entirely. The reason I didn't clarify is because I missed xcano's post stealing the ring. I apologize for that.
/null
Do you think you could put the information on making an army on the OP if not already? They seem cool, and as said before, I'd like to share in on the action.
Action 2/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 30/50
Elemental Retribution: 5/50
I simply heal the healthiest AG entity that isn't at full health.
If Erelye's statement about the Ring's power is to be taken into consideration, then I guess I would now be nigh-invincible (nowhere near Lord English levels though, that's absurd), immune from again (which I already was), and able to become invisible. This is working out to be a little better than I originally intended. I reject Tazz's offer because, I don't really know, I just feel compelled by the Ring. It gives me power. Imagine what I can do with it! Also, you're forgiven piono, nobody is perfect. /null
If it needs to be recovered, xcano is busy gloating over his new-found bling, when Tricky, completely out of the blue, bashes his face in, takes the ring, and returns it to Sauron.
Crisis averted. I hope. Sorry if I'm being a jerk, I'm tired and not analyzing thing well.
=ACTION=
I unleash an onslaught of HOT CHOCOLATE towards K4yne's Army, horribly burning everyone!
(Do note that eating Twitchy Infantry will make you insane. Not that you'd eat them...)
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Cannon on the Origin Wither.
The Wall of Flesh will use Chomp on the Origin Wither.
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack K4yne's Army!
Matchsticks will attack K4yne's Army.
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 24/50 (Irecreeper'd)
Meme Dream Team 24/40 (Irecreeper'd)
Meme Dream Team :3 23/50
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE REBEGUN .............................................................................................. >GO TO "M.C. FREEDOM DECK"
>DEFEND: MYSELF
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15
Once piono accepts my truce I reveal that, in fact, he forgot a few loopholes I conveniently left in it.
1. It lasts for a day only, and I've got time travel after it expires and before it begins.
2. Even if I'm sealed at this point in time, I've got plenty of ability to time travel before past me becomes present me, and any attempt to seal him causes a paradox.
t1ck. Past me shows up behind Piono.
3. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT ME
t0ck. Piono suddenly realises the implications, turning around just barely too late.
4. WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
8r8k. Past me bludgeons piono with the Crowbar, 8r8king some ribs and possibly some soulbonds.
H34DS. He then smacks him over the head.
honk. He pulls out the Bow of Zillytym, breaking it in half.
HONK. He wraps its ends around piono's neck, then chokes him to death.
If piono at any point tries to escape the bow I give past me the Revenge and stab him with it.
After trying to do that I use Gladius Dei and Drillgenerigorg on Death, then target it with my army.
I then realize that Serpent definitely hates Tricksters, and proceed to toss enough Zillymiters through the air to blot out the sun. And any attacks she might use.
After that, I just kind of attempt to fire the Lunar Sanctum at Sauron in the largest possible beam size so as to catch the ring in the blast. And the White Whaler. And Ahab's Crosshairs. And the Proton Cannon. And summon Slick, politely asking him to fight Piono.
(Spiral Sucker && Luck) >Fine 4/??
Spiral Sucker >Fine 3/??
\/ (P22t, Xc4no, 1t'2 pro848ly not worth th3 3ffort s1nce h3'll pro848ly just godmod 1t b4ck to 24uron)
Also, Standard Slice is supposed to only deal 4000 damage, being the most basic sword maneuver, so that's why my meter only increased that much. It's on the wiki at Ninjatwist321/swordsman skill tiers.
Also, I believe the Godmodder has enough health to finish my plans. If not, I'll heal him up, but at a price.
Action 1/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 29/50
Elemental Retribution: 4/50
I use a Chivalrous Chop to attack one of the Terror Withers. This is the move that deals 10K damage and prevents me from using sword moves for the rest of the turn.
Sword Damage: 14K/250K
Constructs: 2/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 5/11)
I thank Generic for the SPIRAL SUCKER and immediately stash it. Over the extremely powerful racket that is the MASSIVE BATTLE OF ARMIES, I fail to hear his warnings.
I also keep begging Xcano to dump the ring in the SHRINE OF 2B2T LAVA.
Lastly, I use the CHAOTIC OCTET on the TERROR ENDERDRAGON (or the PARADOX INC. ARMY if the TERROR ENDERDRAGON kicked the bucket), throwing the lot of them at the target like kunai knives.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Fseftr: BT:Ultrmarine at Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Blue: Rejoin Dreamscape thing
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Nomblequest:
I help engie twice.
-Wilson's Dream-
What exactly are we doing for the memory test?
Also, can't you imagine yourself warm or something?
@TwinBuilder: A cat can not simply stop being cute. As punishment for his ignorance of this fact, the Godmodder is sentenced to an eternity of...
CAT THERAPY
And why does the Echeladder appear to have reverted rather than updated?
Godreaper 6/10
Add-on 1 6/15
Add-on 2 6/15
Deicium Lightningblade 3/9
The cloaked man uses the Coronal Claws on Oblivion's eyes. He then flies inside of Oblivion's mouth and unleashes SOLAR STORM if he can. If he can't use his combat operandi, then he simply starts throwing Anvils around like 95 mph fastballs. Each one punches holes straight through Oblivion.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Quills of Echidna && Nightvis Socket 2/???
Orb of Radioactivity /\/ Scratcher 2/???
I examine my new... whatever it is. Sword? That is what it originally was.
Then, I do Voidmetal Cog && Sliver of Pure Emptiness || Seed 1/???. Could be useful.
Meanwhile, on the M.C. Freedom, I continue to watch Piono and Generic attacking each other impassively. Slowly, I draw the Hazel Wand, bringing it up to point at-
TO BE CONTINUED.
My
undead slaves, I meanworld-consuming dark forces-... erm... army attacks the Terror Enderdragon, assuming it is alive. If not, they attack the Origin Wither.The Battlefield me flash-steps circles around said Origin Wither, holding Fill 'Em with Midnight. I forcefully implant visions of my memory of reading the Pnakotic Manuscripts into the mind of the creature, causing psychic damage and [possibly] driving it insane, or more so than it originally was. Then, I shove the Cue up one of the six eye sockets of the Origin Wither, before placing it back in my inventory. As per my oath to use my Grimdark godhood more, an aura of vaporous Nightmare Fuel surrounds me, immediately spiking into tentacular form. I manipulate the fingers of my left hand into nearly impossible symbols, and the aura lunges toward the Origin Wither, immediately passing the liquid state, and becoming a solid as it strikes the creature. Right afterwards, I heat the aura straight from solid to plasma, scorching the foul wither, before using Fill 'Em with Midnight on it, before impailing one of the heads of the creature on a Nightvis spike. Whilst it is still attached to the head.
I begin to test The White Ring, using it to manipulate large amounts of entropy and water to form a- (This is where you tell me what sort of impossible thing I have created, Twin. If you want to, that is. If not, I am perfectly capable of inventing some thing or other.)
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Off in the distance, you can hear what sounds like eleven people conversing. Well, that fixes the problem. You follow the noise to a door, which you enter. A dream bubble-edited fraction of the meteor; a room half mauve and half goldenrod. You listen to the nearest conversation.
Like I was saying, he had forgotten the reactivity designix!
*laughing* The idiot! He didn't survive, did he?
Of course he didn't, Corvri. The heated-ink soul engine fell apart, and Darnalucus's power overloaded the thing!
I'd bet you he forgot the retexium artifex as well; he probably also missed the part saying to bring up a few wards.
Yes, he did! In fact, he didn't even cast the Charm of Stability before getting to work
Really? *hysterical laughter* Oh...- God! *hysterical laughter* I though some people were stupid, but...
Another standard case of Magi Babble. You walk into the room, noting your gangly leader and his dancestor laughing over a bit of coffee, ink bottles, and research notes.
14/50 Space Kracken...14/50 Jebbediah Kerman...14/50 The Elderich Obelisk...DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT UNSCREWIT UNSEENLIARMONSTER11/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
@insert_generic_username: My Godmodder's Taglock was not an alchemy... Unless you made one yourself.
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): HarvesteR, use Rocketeering. I then read the next page and build up a fire to help Wilson.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Twin, could you respond to the PM?
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Yes, yes it does. 10 The Destroyers get turned over to your side! You may command them t do almost anything.
The Painter refuses to take the brush that is not his. You got...
Brush of Time:
A paintbrush able to slow down, and even stop time. When painting, time stops as you create a perfect re-creation of the moment. After use, you get a painting able to send something back to the period in which it was made. The Paintings are clearly labeled of what they have, etc. For example, if you painted a picture back during the SHaBJOcalypse, and send an enemy through to the SHaBJField, corrupting it with Jpegs. Effect depends on time the painting was made.
The carefully painted walls of this time starts to unravel. The canvas of this time period separates into strands. You have altered time. Soon, this time period will be completely destroyed. You should get out of here, now. Also, it seems like in the present The Cogworks might have changed.
You join. Since some advancements happen, you appear in The Crossroads. My seperator thing stating "SIDEQUEST" is a link to a map. You may... Enter The Dungeon to help defeat an army, or try to solve the puzzle in The Cogworks.
[quote=Talist;/members/Talist;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16600]-snip-
@Nimble: Now we head back to the present right?
-snip- Yes.
The Auto-War seeds saw out a giant chunk of the ground with high-precision lasers. They then attack to the bedrock and begin to fly upwards, attempting to lift the Godmodder's army into space. I continue attempting to gain control of the Terror Enderdragon.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 7/10
He scream
Spiral Sucker >Fine 2/?
I proceed to attempt to chop some onions in Erelye's vicinity, causing tears. If that fails I fall back on an obvious callback and hold up a sword forged from smut in front of him, causing him to cry. I then attempt to find some pigs and steal anything that vaguely resembles slop in their vicinity.
Now that I have a bunch of Sacred Items I attempt to use Santa's Sweets on Death. I also cut it up with my Unbreakable Katana.
I attempt to forge the DAYLONG TRUCE OF I DON'T EVEN CARE with piono. Because I don't.
I also take a Tuba (singular, therefore half as powerful) and throw it into the Field. I then install my Magic Cue Ball into the field on a different area, giving it a second barrier of Green Sun energy to disintegrate any ranged projectiles or Fielded alchemies targeting my army.
I summon Spades Slick and ask him whether he has any pins for the Voodoo Doll.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
1/? for the Gallows Callibrator OR solid crystal (this is order at its greatest, the material has been turn into a supersolid without being chilled. Every single particle, down to the quantum level, has been perfectly aligned. Trying to break this with brute force would take more energy than breaking a fourth wall, that's how rigid and strong its structure is)
4/8 for the Ring of Chaos
piono watches from the MC freedom as Oblivion hatches.
Wonderful. Just one more idiot trashing my armies.
He speaks into his comm link:
Phobos, how close is the Nexus Fleet?
We were just leaving.
No you're not.
What are our new orders?
Evacuate Godcraft.
Immediately.
This entire thing has turned into a Charlie Foxtrot.
I see. All units to leave?
No. We need to test drive the new army.
Send in a battalion and a Support Element. That shouldn't be enough to tip the OP scale.
But still be enough to let us know how efficient the Ragnarok Training Initiative has been so far.
Understood.
Insert attempts to spam time-travel at piono, piono rolls his eyes, pulls out Deinot Surrexit and sets a temporal lock on insert, disabling any time traveling antics insert might attempt, but using up 10 energy.
Then the giant proton cannon is fired, piono pulls up Nulla Stella again, and warps himself out of the way, but with a further expenditure of 5 energy, and with a loss of the bow of the MC Freedom. He brings up Ircucvci, and a sword fight-ish thing begins between the two, with piono finally blasting him with fire (-5 energy), stabbing him with Ircucvci, taking the crowbar, and smashing it into the side of his head, knocking him into the air off the side of the MC Freedom.
Get out of here punk.
He throws the crowbar, which embeds itself in insert, and piono pulls out Navitar Nox, and with another 5 energy used, blasts him with a massive energy blast. This combo prevents insert from doing any of his other attacks pertaining to the strife on the deck of the MC Freedom this round.
When insert respawns and attempts to make the truce, piono says:
About time. Truce accepted.
tazz and xcano stop in their attempts when they realize something important: They don't actually have the One Ring.
Seriously dude, you have to cut the ring off of Sauron's finger first, and yes, that happens to be his weakness.
Here's Sauron's weakness: Ring finger: Hp: 50000, due to its small size 50% of attacks aimed at it miss and hit Sauron instead.
Vriska looks at erelye.
Hello Erelye.
I know who you are.
I've 8een watching the 8attlefield, remem8er?
8ut you don't seem to get what's going on 8etween those two.
Or what isn't.
Piono's 8rushing him asi-
Piono sees erelye, then notices who he's talking to.
Vriska.
Oh gorilla
Nocte Consumens begins glowing, and piono jumps off the deck, runs along the side of the ship with puddles of darkness holding him there. He jumps off, then suddenly flies up to where erelye and serpent are.
He pulls out Deum Lucem
Die!
He brings it about in a wide horizontal arc, with a massive blast of radiance coming out of it. Vriska narrowly avoids it, erelye probably does, not sure what he's going to do to dodge it.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 22/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 22/50
X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = X-Hydrostopper 3/5
X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = X-Xenostopper 2/5
..............................................................................................
THE END TIMES HAVE RETURNED FROM HIATUS
..............................................................................................
>ATTACK "FORCES OF MORDOR"
>USE I TOLD YOU DOG
>ATTACK STATUS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>USE Auditory Piston
>PIGMEN ATTACK: "Army of Terraria"
>MEME TEAMERS DEFEND: "Terragen Civilization"
>FARQUAD STARSQAUD ATTACK: "GOD CAT"
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 2/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 7/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Action 2/3
Stellar Energy Harness: 30/50
Elemental Retribution: 5/50
I simply heal the healthiest AG entity that isn't at full health.
Sword Damage: 14K/250K
Constructs: 2/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
He scream
/null
Gee golly jeepers that stinks /null
He scream
Crisis averted. I hope. Sorry if I'm being a jerk, I'm tired and not analyzing thing well.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=CHARGE=
-6 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
-4 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I unleash an onslaught of HOT CHOCOLATE towards K4yne's Army, horribly burning everyone!
(Do note that eating Twitchy Infantry will make you insane. Not that you'd eat them...)
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair-Cannon on the Origin Wither.
The Wall of Flesh will use Chomp on the Origin Wither.
The CHAIR-LEGION will attack K4yne's Army!
Matchsticks will attack K4yne's Army.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
SIDE STATUS: RETURNED
2 +1s to Irecreeper
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 24/50 (Irecreeper'd)
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 23/50
X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = X-Hydrostopper 4/5
X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = X-Xenostopper 3/5
NEW Element's ender && Doom Bullet = ??? 1/??
..............................................................................................
THE END TIMES HAVE REBEGUN
..............................................................................................
>GO TO "M.C. FREEDOM DECK"
>DEFEND: MYSELF
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: UNREADY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 3/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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1. It lasts for a day only, and I've got time travel after it expires and before it begins.
2. Even if I'm sealed at this point in time, I've got plenty of ability to time travel before past me becomes present me, and any attempt to seal him causes a paradox.
t1ck. Past me shows up behind Piono.
3. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT ME
t0ck. Piono suddenly realises the implications, turning around just barely too late.
4. WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
8r8k. Past me bludgeons piono with the Crowbar, 8r8king some ribs and possibly some soulbonds.
H34DS. He then smacks him over the head.
honk. He pulls out the Bow of Zillytym, breaking it in half.
HONK. He wraps its ends around piono's neck, then chokes him to death.
If piono at any point tries to escape the bow I give past me the Revenge and stab him with it.
After trying to do that I use Gladius Dei and Drillgenerigorg on Death, then target it with my army.
I then realize that Serpent definitely hates Tricksters, and proceed to toss enough Zillymiters through the air to blot out the sun. And any attacks she might use.
After that, I just kind of attempt to fire the Lunar Sanctum at Sauron in the largest possible beam size so as to catch the ring in the blast. And the White Whaler. And Ahab's Crosshairs. And the Proton Cannon. And summon Slick, politely asking him to fight Piono.
(Spiral Sucker && Luck) >Fine 4/??
Spiral Sucker >Fine 3/??
\/ (P22t, Xc4no, 1t'2 pro848ly not worth th3 3ffort s1nce h3'll pro848ly just godmod 1t b4ck to 24uron)
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