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I consider that music cannot be played anymore, but I think to myself "How? What is limiting this?" I have the AI God vibrate the air molecules to produce a tune fitting for a large battle between armies, to see if that would work. The Baselines fire all of their weaponry into one concentrated beam facing towards the Terror Enderdragon.

((If it has not already been done)) I retrieve the One Ring, and I feel awfully compelled to drop it into Mount Doom due to peer pressure, but for some reason I decide against it and wear it myself.

Terragen City: Complete! There is now a fully functioning, Ultra-Tech Terragen city on GodCraft.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 4/10

Pherix: Flame Crash against the Army of Darkness
Watson: Combo! NEN = Charged mist. Watson launches a off a blast of steam against the Shadow Engineers (/undead if they are untargetable). While they are blinded and choked by the boiling cloud, Watson sends a crack of thunder powerful enough to arc between the individual water molecules. (AOE attack with paralyze chance)
Servos: |-|-|-|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against a terror guardian. Chi: 100 *GRACE 3 turns left*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 0
All the extras: Attack the Army of Darkness

@Nimble: So... can we do something to prevent the machinery from melting down?

+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Inset_Generic: Okay, I'm sorry. I cannot let you make an entity for the sole purpose of exploiting a joke I made. It was clear to me the spaceship thing was a joke, but I guess it wasn't clear to everyone else.
@fseftr: alright.
@Engie: I'll have to cut its hp down a little.
@Nimble: Alright.
EDIT- almost missed you: @Netpatham: Added. As a magic type. I'll also have to give it only a chance to reflect attacks.

Also, I might have to change who gets the spoil somewhat. Of course, spoils might not even matter this late into the game. I'm also going to change my previous statement to "enemies will rarely attack entities on the turn they are summoned" because I realized that rule gave an advantage to all-out attackers.

Maze test - There is a passage that leads into a maze. I had intended for this to take 2 players at first, but I thought that was a bad idea. So, new system. Alright... let me go in. Give me directions as to which way I should go. We can see the layout of the maze through the clear top. So, whenever I'll encounter an intersection, tell me which way I should go. However, please remember I'm not going to facing the same way all the time.

So, for example, if you think Wilson should go upwards, tell him to go left because he will be facing to your right.
Edit- and before I'm even done, the puzzle has been solved by Insert_Generic_Username: Forward, left, first right, left, right, right, second left and not the first, left, right, left, right, right, left. The effects will take place next turn. And Netpatham, sorry, but I just missed your post on my first check through.

THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 18 damage to the Shard of Pain thanks to the aura gem, Wilson's wit, and his confidence. With its lovely snow fort complete, the Evil Snowman throws a snowball at the Shard of Pain, dealing 18 damage as well. The Steel Gauntlet Heavy hits for 18 damage as well. (seeing a pattern?) To bypass the aura gems armoring of the SPACE KRACKEN, the Shard of Pain uses Cloud of Agony, breaking the aura and applying Agony to THE SPACE KRACKEN. It would have also hit the Evil Snowman, but the magic mirror bounced it back. It doesn't seem to do much though...

Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 138/200 HP - Action: 4 (Agony, 1 turn left)
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.

Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: DONE already
Girdle Test: DONE
Computer Test: DONE

Allied Line: (+40% power! Critical match ups chance!)
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 17/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's, Agony 1 turn left)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 30/30 HP - Action: 3 (Engie's)
Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10. Can do 1 time heal for 20 HP.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 30/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's)
Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP

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Foxes can't eat chocolate. Well, they can of course, but they shouldn't. The subject didn't get very far before starting to hyperventilate, one of the first symptoms. At least this made it easy for me to catch it. There isn't much we can do about this food poisoning, so we just gave it a sedative and put it back into the containment area, making sure to close the door properly. Chocolate causes their hearts to flutter unusually fast, which can be fatal. It would be a shame if that subject died so unfortunately. It shows promise. So, if it survives, we should start more formal intelligence testing. We'll know if thats the case within 24 hours.
End of page 5. There's more left of the book...

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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Did I not summon something in the Wilsonquest? Huh. Eh.

Anywho, I summon SCP-786 and shoot through the small end at a convenient target. Probably the Terror Enderdragon, using water from The Four Elements.

And then...

>>Activating Omega-2 Fabrication Bays 1, 3, 6, 177, 205, and 1462.

>>*a constant stream of Battlebots start marching through the funnel...They continue miniaturizing themselves and become the Tinybot Swarm!*

Tinybot Swarm: Interfaces with the HEX AI and can act in concert with the Omega-2 Battalion.

HP: 9,500 bots / 20,000 bots.

Specials: Really Really Tiny. Miniaturized 144x Battlebots are hard to see, much less hit. Takes damage on a percent die of bots hit.

Constant Fabrication: Gains 1,000 bots per turn.

Spells Actual Size: Casts the equivalent of one Epic-level spell per turn, or a level-10 alchemy perhaps? Does all damage types due to large numbers and weakness testing.

Surveillance Network: Can go almost anywhere. +-500 bots are dedicated to this. This will remain a thing even if this collective is eradicated.

>>Yeah, this is technically a one-turn summon, but these units are, from the first part on up, only really compatible with me. And if the Godmodder tries to hack them they will rush his army (and only his army) and explode. It's in the HARDWARE, AND the software.



>>I'm going to guess that the Tinybot Swarm is going to start being hacked, and then rush the Godmodder's Terror Army in a blaze of glory. But see the thing is is that there will be full-sized Battlebots kamikaze-ing the Terror Army if that happens. Or just marching a safe distance away and exploding.

Talistquest: Forward, left, first right, left, right, right, second left and not the first, left, right, left, right, right, left. Taking into account all corners and ignoring anything that points in a different direction. And yeah, I got the joke and didn't actually expect you to summon that. Jeez.

LAYER X (entity): 50/50 (READY)

???: 50/50 (READY)



The deadly tops attack The_Serpent's army.

I fire the overkill minirail at the goddmodder's army.

Also, music. This music is a nice piece that I've had in mind for the battle once Vriska arrives and it stops being just really awesome and it starts becoming obvious that this is it. The turning point.
The End.

wallpost: ((Almost the last one))
After having serpent say the oath as well, Eric begins pacing.
Now we have to get back to Godcraft somehow...
Um...
Yes Deimos?
We may have something.
Really?
Well, you remember the Preston Cole?
The massive cannon disguised as a space ship that ended up slinking away and not doing anything?
Yes, that one.
Its still around.
Yeah, apparently its been universe hopping like nobody's business, picking up tech for its return to Godcraft.
Completely uninhibited by anything blocking entry.
Reports we've found say that it basically completely ignored the Scratch.
And similar things.
That's interesting. Have you found anything about the captain? Or admiral as it may be.
I'm afraid not.
Yeah, all we've got is that his name is Jason.
Eric grins.
We're in luck.
I think I might just know him.
Eric pulls out his comm device and quickly pulls something up.
He has the following conversation:

-Transmission line opened-

Can I ask you for some help?

Who are you and how did you find me?

Remember? You pissed off a bunch of Daleks and I kept them off your back all those years ago?

Eric.

Yeah. It was kinda pure luck. Sanford and Deimos found you quite on accident. Thank god though. I doubt anyone else has people scanning for a ship that disappeared months ago.
Remember the whole pesterchum thing that was going on?
I reverse engineered the trans-dimensional frequency, and I can use it contact others at pretty much any point in the multiverse.
In real time too, even the ansible couldn't do that.
But that's aside the point.
I need a favor.

And that would be?

Piono has somehow blocked my entry to Godcraft through any of the following methods:
Fourth Wall
Magic
trans-universal travel devices.
The Preston Cole doesn't give any evidence that it uses any of those, and I need a ride.

.......I can do something about that....

Mind if a few friends of mine come with me?
We're in a bit of an out of the way spot, but I'll send you the coordinates so you can come get us.

Meet me in about....[####]

Don't worry, we aren't going anywhere.

-transmission closed-

Eric grins at the others.
Guess what guys, we've got a ride.
And one heck of one too.

In real time too, even the ansible couldn't do that.

I think you're just a bit wrong. The entire reason Jane exists is BECAUSE the ansible transmits instantaneously and in real time. Although it would require some elaboration to get it working multiversally.

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>>Strange. There's a dead area on my sensors and I just picked up a transmission from it. I wonder why I did not go there sooner...Probably a strong GameMasterly Compulsion.
>>Connection Established:Futurebot over frequency [email protected]
==In the far future==

A lone robotic shell arrives at the center of the once-dead zone...
*time travel happens*
*it waits, in the past of the present, near a certain device, and watches...And waits...*
>>Broadcasting Connection on Frequency [email protected]

==Fourth Wall, Present Day==
>>Connection Activated
>>Excuse my impolite silence, but I unfortunately did not know I would have a presence here until I decided...Well, let's just say time travel may have been involved.
>>Interesting dilemma you're in, isn't it...Do you mind if I hitch a ride back with you? Whatever things are shielding this are doing such a good job I can only connect through pre-existing hardware, and cannot cast, though I suppose that to be a relic of other interference here. Or whatever the term is for this. English does not have time-travel support in the slightest.
>>And by the way, you're wrong about the ansible. I met Jane, or someone extremely like her, once, and the hardware, which was exactly like known facts about the ansible, had no time-lag whatsoever, Eric. So, yeah. Unless you include time as part of your coordinate system, in which case you speak truly only because of the linear progression of time.

Sunset/Moonrise: [38/50]

A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [13/20] (I might actually manage to deploy this in time...)

Overworld: My army has it's orders. I'll Trolldier the Origin Wither, see how that goes down.

Void: Well, you remember that one time where I suggested creating a Nightmare Fuel page for DTG? Yeah. THAT USB stick. I believe it was the sidequest.

Wilson's Dreamscape: Well, let's see the memory test.

Blue's Tour: "Well, what happened was, from my memory, I flash-stepped here, accidentally killed a guy, then those 12 guys over there" I indicate to the dead people, and the trash chute "fired on me, so I killed them. So, onto business. Are there any policemen left on board?"

The Void's Rogue is embedded in the wall, all of my guns are overheating or empty, and I have various things stuck in my joints, making it damn hard to move.

"So, you guys still fighting?"

"Die."

"Die."

"Die."

"DIE."

"ERROROVERRIDEINPROGRESS"

"CRITICAL FAILURE."

"I go7 th3ir AI for y4."

"ALL AVAILABLE POWERED ARMOR UNITS HAVE BEEN RECALLED, SHUTTING DOWN."

Every Child's armor shuts down in an instant.

"So, I'd heard of Deus ex Machina, but that seemed a little extreme."

"Y3p."

I walk up to the miraculously still alive officer, the one remotely normal Dwarf among them.

"You failed. Feel like surrendering?"

"FOR ARMOK AND THE CORPORA-"

"NOPE. No secret self destructs for you."

There is a spray of sparks from some hidden device.

"You will pay, human. Pay for all you have done."

"Sure, still don't mean I'll let ya do the collection."

"S-Sure? What? What do you mean, sure?"

"Well, I'm already slowly dying of radiation poisoning, and after that I'm going to Hel, so I fail to see how you can make it worse."

"Now, about that surrender..."

I walk up to the Godmodder and begin a series of inventive and unexpected attacks, all of which he blocks successfully. THEN SUDDENLY ATTACK DUCKS.

Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 4/6)
Recreating the Master Emerald: 2/11

Multi-Powersuit 46/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.

Screaming Alloy 4/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.

I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 8)
I cause melons to rain onto the armies, random entities get melon'd!

INVENTORY

/wallpost: ((net, you not being on the fourth wall does not mean that you didn't go there. It means that you tried to hack the fourth wall, and got repulsed by something you couldn't identify. You attempted your action, you just failed it. Also, I might note that it is a little late to decide you want in, as I literally just made the post that is signalling that we're wrapping up the first part of the thing, and piono, serpent and the OP king will be the only characters involved in the last little bit, as the OP King is even harder to get past than Eternis.))
a little while in the past...
Eric arrives on the fourth wall to set up.
Alright Eternis. I'm going to see if I can get a little help.
Why do you need me?
We're camping out on one of the 4th walls linking directly to Godcraft.
Ah.
I need you here to make sure piono doesn't do anything.
I suppose I can do that for you.
Make sure no one's tried any time travel tricks.
Very well then.
Eternis turns around, and smashes his axe into the fourth wall, Eric pushes a button on his device hurriedly as the axe swings down, narrowly avoiding the massive blast of energy by suddenly disappearing.
Net's drone, and everything else that might have gotten involved in the 4th wall conversation through time travel is, is completely obliterated down to its elementary particles.
Eric jumps back.
Eternis, that was hardly necessary.
Be more careful next time please.
My apologies.

You deserve a break. Maybe you should post every other day? Of course, this will make my Construct forces only be deployed about once each week, but sacrifices must be made.

Action 3/3

Stellar Energy Harness: 28/50

Elemental Retribution: 3/50

I heal the Infernal Skeleton Titan, if it has taken beating recently. If it is perfectly healthy, I heal my Constructs. If those are healthy or defeated, I use Standard Slice on the weakest PG entity.

Sword Damage: 4K/250K

Constructs: 0/3

Post III

I blast the Terror Enderdragon with The End.

The 0bsidian Legion targets the Terror Withers.

Handmaid's Wands 8/9

Circle of Fifths 6/9

Mr. Bones' Wild Guide 5/10

The Beldam 35/40

The Feline Complete!

A tiny black cat appears on the battlefield. Around it's neck hangs a broken golden chain, repaired with a rougher chain made out of obsidian. 0n the chain hangs an obsidian pendant with an enderpearl embedded in it.

Like a Phoenix, The Feline has the ability to reincarnate in the beginning of the next turn's End of Turn Battle. It can reincarnate 9 times.

Life II-VI are just more health and damage, but life VII has 4 additional Snakes with separate health bars. These snakes can still be healed when at 0 health, they just stop attacking. The only way to really kill them is to kill the 7th life. Life VIII has no Snakes, but instead has two acid-spitting heads that can inflict the Acid debuff for 2-4 turns. Acid deals damage each turn and blocks all healing. The Feline's final form, IX, has 3 acid spitting heads, wings, and 12 Snakes.

:3

Also, where is the Wall of Flesh? And I think you forgot to add a chargeup bar for Want You Gone.

Edit: @NinjaV2403 Ah ha! The Feline is a Fablehaven reference isn't it?

Godreaper 2/10
Add-on 1 2/15
Add-on 2 2/15
+2 to Erelye

(FYI: Godreaper is going to have a total of 100 charges worth in it, and if I had had more time it would've been somewhere near 150 instead)

The cloaked man turns on SCP-044 and charges. He uses PROMINENCE with Blue Giant on the World War II Era Molecular-Fission Cannon, and then slings Sunspot in anvil form through it fifty times.

(Go ahead and cut the following from your update Twin, I suspect it might make the editor freak.)

Wallpost (kind of):

Okay, sorry then. I guess it really doesn't matter now, but I'll tell you a little about Cogito and how he got there.

• He was supposed to be merely a projection.
• The silhouette form wasn't actually a nod to being a projection, he actually looks like that.
• I won't claim that he's super powerful, partly because he's not really powerful, and partly because I'd rather show someone power than describe it.
• He didn't have any ability to fight, being a projection, and even if he had tried to send an instrument of war, Eternis would have destroyed or prevented its arrival, as you said.

Piono attempts to grab me, but suffers a x2 Idiocy-related facepalm once he realizes that I am, in fact, not anywhere near his grabbing radius due to his repeatedly pushing me away! I then take up Ircucvci and challenge him to a duel of time travel. I've got allllllll of the hope (all of it), and it sure 8n't going away anytime soon. (x2 aspect pun combo) (Yes, piono, I can use Ircucvci. Surely you haven't forgotten a certain leader of Robomonkey, have you?)
I also set up the following rule: If piono makes any attempt to push me away, I will rule the Curse of Repetitiveness on it, I swear to Richard. I also merge the Voodoo Doll and Caledscratch into the Revenge. Wait jeez what am I nimble? Eh, I don't even care anymore. I promptly flood piono with perfectly generic objects of zillyblu and attempt to Curse him.
In fact, while I'm at it, kindly establish the timeline you've set up for gamzee/tricky's alchemiter business, and while you're at it, I duplicate all of your alchemies right after you use them with even *more* time travel, effectively x2 godmod comboing away your "oh hey tricky/gamzee totally stopped you" bull(i fail counted)! And while I'm at it with time travel, I establish the following timeline for myself: Void -> Dream -> Battlefield. I also attempt to cause causality problems by locking Ircucvci and all of piono's alchemies before he ever makes them. (Post-posting: Not that this would actually work, paradoxes and all.)
In anticipation of the inevitable attack, I pocket a mini- Alchemy Alteration Field and slightly tweak it so that it affects anything alchemized or any powers derived from something alchemized, effectively stopping piono from using his powers against me. I also attempt to get the Godmodder to join me.
I use the Hopesploders and High Noon on Death.
I deal 1 damage to every entity with less than 1000 health that is PG or Neutral.
I also attempt to work with Die on making that pin if he's been summoned.
Fluorite Minidicegun 9/9 I shoot up piono with all of my octets.
(Spiral Sucker && Luck)>Fine 1/?

I return to battle and fly onto the Terror Enderdragon. I morph my fingers into small, tentacle-like drills. I use these to drill into it's head and I attempt to gain control over it's mind. The Nanotech Beings come to my aid in this process.

Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 5/10

HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2

Assualt Drone: Shoot ultramarine at Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet:
HMAS Victor:
Fseftr: Memory Test
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Nomblequest: Join

I help engie twice.

-HMAS Victor-

...Okay... With the AI down, I have no idea... But I can find out....

Red says a quick incantation, and turns in a circle.

...maybe two dozen of them, in four groups... I'll deal with them...
Blue, you should probably check on how IT's doing...

Yeah, I'll go do that.

Red walks back around the corner, and Blue turns to the drone.

It's getting late.
For some reason, I feel like this tour has lasted weeks.
But it's obviously only been a couple hours.
Quite the eventful couple of hours.
But I digress.
Can you show yourself out, engie?

Without waiting for an answer, Blue walks in the other direction.

Godreaper 3/10
Add-on 1 3/15
Add-on 2 3/15


Since Erelye seems to have no use for my +2s, I'm giving them to pionoplayer instead.

The cloaked man uses Blue Giant to make sushi out of SCP-044's muzzle. He then sprinkles the sushi with fish eggs. The sushi is served to the Subspace Gunship, and immediately explodes because the fish eggs were actually fishtomic bombs. Fish go everywhere. There is so much fish that SCP-044 is completely covered. The fish suddenly harden for some reason, forcing people to break the fish casing before they can put alchemies into it.
The cloaked man eats some normal sushi he prepared himself. This somehow treats the Subspace Gunship to a second explosion.

I forgot to say something about pionoplayer's note last post so I'll say it here: I have no idea how long ago that school of magic was created, it might have been moments ago or eons ago, to this guy it was somewhere in the category of one hundred years. He's not exactly mortal. Trying to kill him is like trying to kill an idea.

<null>

>>*Astral Projection*

>>Blue, would you like a fresh AI? I can install a clone of myself into the system, wipe it clean, and leave it under your command if need be. But frankly I'd like to stick around, questions of morality notwithstanding. It can get boring, sitting around with so little to do. Only adventuring on multiple fronts at once, commanding two battlefleets, and researching old spells that have not been digitized.

</null>

I barely know you...
And don't trust you to actually wipe yourself.
Besides.
That would be inconvenient either way.
You have completely foreign programming.

You'd like to stick around?
Absolutely not.
There are cameras covering every inch of the ship.
You're sentient, right?
That would be a massive invasion of my crew's privacy.
Not to mention my own.
Well, more massive than the current system.

I just don't trust you enough.

/null