@net: Maybe, if first you'll explain to me how you managed to sneak sensors in past the god of infinity's anti-spy shielding. Engie has an excuse just because of the raw overpoweredness of his character. No one else outside of the fourth wall is aware of the events taking place there yet.
>>I'm hacking the Fourth Wall, that's how.
Also, Twin, you failed to count three separate attacks in the post you replied to with an existentialist paragraph.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Okay, figured things out with twin. It was entirely my fault. I apologize for being disruptive.
Also should mention, Spiderbite's army is AG.
Oblivion Sickle OR aspect of void (what this is: We've done lots of travelling in the Void, but similar to how when you're in the atmosphere of a planet, its hard to see the stars, while you're within the sphere of influence of a universe, the true emptiness of the Void is not present. Once you leave the domain of any universe, you get the view like that seen by Eric all that time ago: All the universes, splayed out in a vista more spectacular than you would ever see within a universe. This draws on the raw energy of that area, the deep void) 1/11
3/6 for Gallows Calibrators
I finish the Red Chainer
wallpost:
((*sigh* Guys, I said when I started the stupid thing that you had to state how you were attempting to contact instead of just appearing there. You can't actually hack the fourth wall because of someone else net, who happens to be stronger than Eternis that actually is watching without anyone's knowledge. zerithos, I would love to follow that line you've got there (just a note, it would make more sense if the reason Eric's never heard of it is because its relatively new, as piono's antics have caused most of the multiversal timeline to rewrite itself- the reason Eric can't just time travel to get reinforcements. In such a huge cataclysm, Eric really doesn't know the state of politics anymore.) but there's the simple fact of Eternis. You've got to somehow get past him first.))
MBOApost:
Spiderbite's army and the forces of Mordor target each other. The call goes up for anyone who has any good in their soul to fight against the great destroyers: piono and the godmodder. (Bit of confusion there, but hey, Vriska isn't going to correct them.)
strifepost:
Okay, so instead of the whole Homestuck cast waiting, instead, there is a large group of various famous minecrafters waiting onboard supporting Vriska. The leaders of the rebellion.
We have:
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs (father of CTM maps)
Heliceo (Creator of the Ragecraft CTM series)
Lewis (Yogscast)
Simon (Yogscast)
Ant Venom
Doctor Trayaurus (The Diamond Minecart)
SkyDoesMinecraft (We had his minions at one point, now the budderman himself)
Stampy Long Nose
Captain Sparklez
BeeBopVox
Dan (MC news, not sure what his account is)
Toby (other MC news guy, also don't know his username)
obsessedwizard (Awesome points to anyone who can figure out where the heck he's from or who he is)
So there, now that we have cleared that up twin...
Also, Twin, you failed to count three separate attacks in the post you replied to with an existentialist paragraph.
You can't hack the Fourth Wall. It's the Fourth Wall. You'd need power rivaling that of a First Guardian in order to physically interact with it at all.
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+1 to Leon and Leon.
I flash-step over to the Origin Wither, empty-handed. Then, I get to work, arcing my hand through the air. A dim violet outline appears in my hand; a green flicker passes across the silhouette, and it solidifies into an orb composed entirely of pure crystal. However, that is not the odd part. The odd part is likely the green plasma within said orb. A new bit of experimental research, what appears to be a minuscule tap on the Green Sun. I toss it up into the air, the green light reflecting off of my eyes, and unlock the metaphorical floodgate wards. Immediately, the orb begins to pulsate with green energy, bolts of electricity leaping to and fro. I then mutter a few things, and the orb speeds towards the Origin Wither, leaving a tail akin to a comet. Just before the thing strikes the monstrosity, I completely deactivate the energy wards. They were there for a reason. The instant the wards are lifted, the orb violently explodes, releasing some amount of destructive power. Then, I leap into action, telekinetically directing the blast around the place in a dendrite-looking pattern. I dodge through this pattern, stab the Origin Wither with Mean Green, and arc the force of the explosion around me, directly into the place I struck. Then, I redirect the shards of the orb into the creature, piercing the thing.
I do Staff /\/ Scratcher 1/???.
Wallpost:
Thank you for welcoming me, I suppose.
Now, we wait.
/wallpost
(I apologize for the gaudy dark green gifs. I kind of need this one, however.)
Now leave, and never darken my door again, by my invitation or otherwise.
A voice in your head tells you to shoot the magnum at the person you despise the most in the universe.
Doc Scratch pushes the magnum into your hands, and teleports you away before you can pull the trigger. You are now in the mean streets of the green city. The only contacts you have are the other three agents, and you think you have just been given a mission to slay all of The Felt. Well, time to get to work.
>END OF ACT THREE.
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You can't hack the Fourth Wall. It's the Fourth Wall. You'd need power rivaling that of a First Guardian in order to physically interact with it at all.
You targeted the Strongmann Machine. It's dead.
Does magic combined with functionally infinite RAM and ROM, combined with infinite time loops if needed, count as enough power?
>>...I should think so?
>>I could paint my core white if that would help...
>>And if one cannot bash through a wall, one can always find a back door. In this case, I am going to say that asking nicely would probably be my first option. Followed by...Oh, I suppose I could fabricate a spell to deal with this if I must.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
=ATTACK=
Using the MATERIAL PLANE, I fire several MINI-CRIT boosting STIMPAKS into Augmented Ire.
(BTW, Augmented Ire is one of my Soulbots, but heavily... augmented.)
I then use the SACRED POOLBALLS, and hope to summon Die.
=COMMAND=
The Chair-Legion attacks K4yne's Army!
Augmented Ire uses CHAIRSTORM FINALE on K4yne's Army!
Master-Chair-Redux will use Chair-Shell on MVP Anacronism, creating a 10,000 HP shield!
The Splinter Launchers will target K4yne's Army. (TOTAL COST: 4)
MCR then also creates a charge-bar for it's CHAIR-RAINGUN attack.
I then search for the Wall of Flesh, and put it in front of MCR, protecting it.
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 8/11)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(Warp Ring Gate, 6/7)
Augh...Let's cut the Grandfather Clock from the equation. The Man Ender && Divine Plate (???, 1/?)
I order THE ARMY OF CHOICE to immediately start attacking the TERROR ENDERDRAGON with all manpower. ALL of it!
This includes myself.
I proceed to summon Sips_ in a long and complicated process involving a lot of summoning ingredients that nobody could guess overnight. We proceed to engage in Lego Talk, that is, the art of basically saying random, usually untrue stuff and act like it's actually true and we know what we're talking about. In order to make sure the TERROR ENDERDRAGON hears this grade-A comedy over all that racket of the MASSIVE BATTLE OF ARMIES, I have the duo of us speak into the full-volume SKRILLEX DROP. The crazy things we pull directly out of our rears, easily heard by 3/4ths of the battlefield even over the noise of artillery and war, is enough to reduce the TERROR ENDERDRAGON to almost crying from laughter at it all before Sips_ desummons himself.
>>Omega-2: Activate Glyphs of Banish, targeting whatever just came out of that Cocoon., and Legendary^3 Frostbolt Volley the Terror Enderdragon.
>>Thaumium 1+2: Shoot the Terror Enderdragon with Legendary^2 Frostbolt Volley.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Legendary Frostbolt the Terror Enderdragon.
>>Castcannons:Ditto.
>>Etc.
>>The massed frostbolts merge into one MEGAHUGE PERMAFROSTBOLT OF NIGH-ABSOLUTE ZERO. This freezes the very air of Minecraftia, after it merges 50 blocks away from the units, then flies over the Terror Army, and slams into the Terror Enderdragon, exploding into further (still-homing) GIANT PERMAFROSTBOLTS, which also impact the Terror Enderdragon, and explode into regular Legendary^2 Frostbolts, which attack the entirety of the Terror Army.
I shoot the Terror Enderdragon with the freezy-type guns on maximum coldness.
I also whack it with the Enderdragon Scythe. The irony anvil that materializes crashes onto another Terror Army unit that can be hurt by falling anvils.
I use ??? on the Terror Enderdragon, if I can....
===Wilsonquest===
New summon: Magic Mirror.
Reflects all nonphysical attacks back at the attackers, and has a 25% chance of blinding things attacking it.
Selectively meatshields attacks that will reflect.
Pick the appropriate gem for this, I'm kind of tired right now.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Meh. I chill out on the deck of the ship, conveniently pulling out some popcorn.
I use Ahab's Boxcars and Oncest on Mordor. I target SCP-044 if I can, but decide to target Mordor if I can't.
After eating some popcorn, I "accidentally" toss the Proton Cannon into the Field. I then install the Magic Cue Ball into the Field, giving it Green Sun powers, and punch piono.
50k? Whoaaa, that **** synergies a hella lot. The Nucelar Crystallbow is quickly becoming one of my favourite alchemies, imagine what damage that would've done if the bow would be level 10 not just 6 and fully charged (10) not just (5). Easily 100k damage?
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 7/8)
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 2/6)
Multi-Powersuit 44/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 2/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5) ==> STRIFE
I dual wield my two hammerkind weapons, the Malleo Dei and the Necro Smasher, and strife the orgin wither! "You're going to hell, BUMPER CAR HELL!"
I unleash a vicious combo, a flurry of painfull hits throw the orgin wither around like a ragdoll, then i finish him off by sending him to the bumper car hell!
Malleo Dei extracts a material from the wither, if possible: Withered Essence!
Withered Essence: A essence of the decay of life, touching it is not reccommented as that would inflict wither on you. Level(?? You decide Twin, im gonna use it in the crystalline bell to make a debuffing alchemy.)
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I was using a form of teleportation capable of occasionally bypassing Fourth Walls, and there is even a recorded case of its use sending the inexperienced user to a world that existed in a different number of dimensions. While I admit the God of Infinity could likely do something about that, Redeyes was going in a completely random direction due to the nature of the weapon used against him, then in a different direction from that when he passed through the barrier after bouncing off the fourth wall. Also he was biologically dead when that happened. And then in-armor AED.
"So, any progress, H3? 'Cause I'm probably going to die otherwise."
"Jus7 a mom3nt. Just 4 moment. Just-just-j-j-j-j-jERR"
"Damn."
"Wellp. CHAAAAAARGE!"
Three thousand Children are clearly somewhat confused when the human they were expecting to surrender or something charges them, and somewhat more so when three thousand becomes one and a half in the sprouting of a Ruin Seed.
Somewhere completely different... RPLS-SH is reloading a mundane shell, please stand by. 1/however many Twin thinks is balanced for the normal shot, the Infused one can wait.
The MPV Anachronism begins bombardment of the Paradox Inc. Army!
I walk up to the Godmodder and say politely; "Thank you for creating this server, it's been a great deal of fun. Know that I will never ragequit."
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 8/8)
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 3/6)
Recreating the Master Emerald: 1/11
Multi-Powersuit 45/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 3/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I initate a food fight! Random entities drop their weapons and use cakes, sauces etc to fight! I also fight there and do the first attack: I smear a cherry cake into the godmodders face!
Overworld: ...Heh. Trolldier does the damages. Better check out what Gunslinger does, trying it out on the AXIS, while having my army target the Army of Darkness since they're doing weird things that I don't think will end well. Also, sacred items need a refill. I go empty a bunch of pies for their fillings. Because sacred items. Also, dump a load of pepper on some weasels for their snot. Also because sacred items. Assuming we can collect sacred items ourselves. I'd sure love to be able to use Decimation and Nuked sometime soon.
Wilson's Dreamscape: Grand Metal gem, please. I summon a Steel Gauntlet Heavy.
Steel Gauntlet Heavy: 40 health, 10 base damage, ignores damage dealt to it if the damage is less than 10, may eat Robo-Sandvich to regain 20 health, balance as required because IDK how this system works.
Void: RPG style battle as in like a Final Fantasy fight. Anyway, SILENCE! I stab the first enemy in reach with a familiar looking USB stick... Like that one from the Nether...
Blue's Tour: "If he doesn't drop the sword, I'm removing limbs from him until he does. As for the rest of you, you guys drew the short straws." I say, before the drone glows a dark gray, striding towards the officers while blasting them, taking one down in short order. "Because I have free reign over what happens. So, let's see..."
The drone leaps into action, crushing an officer against the wall with a smack from the Pomson 9000, then decapitating another by blasting them in the face. It then stabs the fourth officer, hurls the laser rifle he was using through a fifth, picks up a sixth and slams him violently into the seventh, then throws him at the eighth, sending both of them into an oddly located trash chute. Just to make a point, I then knock over and crush a 9th underfoot, impale the 10th officer on the handle of the Pomson 9000, and finish by slamming the heads of the final two officers into each other, splattering skull shards and brains on the floor.
"And then there was none. Those rifles sure are useless, aren't they? Oh, hold on. I didn't quite kill one of those guys. One moment."
Noticing that the 7th officer had survived being hit by a body, I pick him up, then grind his face into a wall until he stops struggling, then throw him over my shoulder to land in front of the detective.
"Over so soon? But I still have issues to work out. Now. Detective. If you would kindly drop the sword. Or else you're joining the rest of those officers, regardless of what condition Blue requested I leave you in." I threaten, looking at the smoldering corpse of the first officer, the paste that was the second officer, the headless body of the third, the body of the officer that had a laser rifle through him, the trash chute, the paste that was officer 9, the corpse of officer 10 still dangling from the Pomson 9000, the headless corpses of 11 and 12, and the wreck that used to be officer 7. "So, what's it going to be?"
@net: I'm afraid that it does not. I am afraid that even the godmodder would be hard pressed to break through that particular fourth wall right now.
2/11 for void sickle
4/6 for the Gallows Calibrator
1/? for the red chainer OR shard of the chaos realm
insert, after finishing his various actions, attempts to punch piono.
Piono spins around on the spot, his fist connects with insert's chest, sending him flying away. (Please note twin, to make things fair, I will not be writing Sauron's blocks, as he is closer to a regular entity, same with the players. I will however do the actions for piono, Tricky and Vriska. Note: Anyone can join in, and flavor text matters up here. Also, twin, don't forget that the MC Freedom is already targetable)
piono turns, draws Vi Naturae, and plunges it into the deck.
BAM! Instant redwood forest.
Sauron treks through those trees, knocking them down as he comes to them with his mace, smashing in as many of the players as he can.
Tricky bounces through the woods. Being the uninterceptable psycho clown, pity the ones he finds and targets.
piono puts away Vi Naturae, then uses up 20 elemental energy to unleash a massive wave of fire into the new forest, roasting any minecraftians that were making their way towards him.
Vriska (Just a note, Vriska is using a Mindfang skin with some small modifications) has her avatar move through the trees. She picks insert up of the ledge of the ship where he is dangling, and sets him back on the deck. She attempts to use the fluorite octet against the nearest enemy (Tricky or Sauron, piono is on the far side of the deck). Once again, Vriska doesn't get a luck bonus with the octet as she isn't actually there in person. Last time I'll remind you of that.
Oh yeah, I'm actually gonna have her use a different username than the one I listed before.
CaptainM8ndfang (Vriska). Equipped: Fluorite Octet. Special: All the Luck
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
iii: 21/50 +1 self
iv: 11/50 +1 self
v: 3/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Give device to TP, hug SF. Activate Shoosh Pap.
Leonstar1: I roll Oblivion's Octet in hopes of summoning a sneezing weasel... Wait a second, ELF TEARS...
Erelye, please cry. please...
I also hunt for the elusive hog, and steal it's slop.
I also shoot pie filling out of Food Fight.
I then attempt to use Celetia level 2 on the death army.
Rose.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 2/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
Time to get my game on... the Godmodder's on his last legs...
Action 1/3
Project Starfall - Stellar Energy Harness: 26/50
Elemental Retribution: 1/50
If legal, I establish a zone called Shadows Territory where my entities can build in peace. I will put the Halloween Surprise entity there as well to establish a dominant force.
For now, a simple band of Constructs will suffice for defending it.
Now then. I'm still in the Ikechu form, so I wait for an opportune moment, then do the AETHER+THUNDER Combo with the FEAR NO ANVIL I tried before on Sauron on the TERROR ENDERDRAGON, channeling Thor to the best of my ability, and now getting a little irritated my thunder-empowered hammerstrikes keep whiffing.
>>I'm hacking the Fourth Wall, that's how.
Also, Twin, you failed to count three separate attacks in the post you replied to with an existentialist paragraph.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Also should mention, Spiderbite's army is AG.
Oblivion Sickle OR aspect of void (what this is: We've done lots of travelling in the Void, but similar to how when you're in the atmosphere of a planet, its hard to see the stars, while you're within the sphere of influence of a universe, the true emptiness of the Void is not present. Once you leave the domain of any universe, you get the view like that seen by Eric all that time ago: All the universes, splayed out in a vista more spectacular than you would ever see within a universe. This draws on the raw energy of that area, the deep void) 1/11
3/6 for Gallows Calibrators
I finish the Red Chainer
wallpost:
((*sigh* Guys, I said when I started the stupid thing that you had to state how you were attempting to contact instead of just appearing there. You can't actually hack the fourth wall because of someone else net, who happens to be stronger than Eternis that actually is watching without anyone's knowledge. zerithos, I would love to follow that line you've got there (just a note, it would make more sense if the reason Eric's never heard of it is because its relatively new, as piono's antics have caused most of the multiversal timeline to rewrite itself- the reason Eric can't just time travel to get reinforcements. In such a huge cataclysm, Eric really doesn't know the state of politics anymore.) but there's the simple fact of Eternis. You've got to somehow get past him first.))
MBOApost:
Spiderbite's army and the forces of Mordor target each other. The call goes up for anyone who has any good in their soul to fight against the great destroyers: piono and the godmodder. (Bit of confusion there, but hey, Vriska isn't going to correct them.)
strifepost:
Okay, so instead of the whole Homestuck cast waiting, instead, there is a large group of various famous minecrafters waiting onboard supporting Vriska. The leaders of the rebellion.
We have:
Sacheverell
Sethbling
Vintage Beef
Guude Boulderfist
PauseUnpause
Ethoslab
Old Man Willikers
Vechs (father of CTM maps)
Heliceo (Creator of the Ragecraft CTM series)
Lewis (Yogscast)
Simon (Yogscast)
Ant Venom
Doctor Trayaurus (The Diamond Minecart)
SkyDoesMinecraft (We had his minions at one point, now the budderman himself)
Stampy Long Nose
Captain Sparklez
BeeBopVox
Dan (MC news, not sure what his account is)
Toby (other MC news guy, also don't know his username)
obsessedwizard (Awesome points to anyone who can figure out where the heck he's from or who he is)
So there, now that we have cleared that up twin...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
You can't hack the Fourth Wall. It's the Fourth Wall. You'd need power rivaling that of a First Guardian in order to physically interact with it at all.
You targeted the Strongmann Machine. It's dead.
I help Maniac by making the sun burn some Shadow Undeads.
The cocoon starts emitting dark energy.
Y()U (()ULD HAVE ST()PPED ME....
AR/\/\Y! C()UNTER ATTACK ANY()NE THAT ATTACKS Y()U!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
+1 to Leon and Leon.
I flash-step over to the Origin Wither, empty-handed. Then, I get to work, arcing my hand through the air. A dim violet outline appears in my hand; a green flicker passes across the silhouette, and it solidifies into an orb composed entirely of pure crystal. However, that is not the odd part. The odd part is likely the green plasma within said orb. A new bit of experimental research, what appears to be a minuscule tap on the Green Sun. I toss it up into the air, the green light reflecting off of my eyes, and unlock the metaphorical floodgate wards. Immediately, the orb begins to pulsate with green energy, bolts of electricity leaping to and fro. I then mutter a few things, and the orb speeds towards the Origin Wither, leaving a tail akin to a comet. Just before the thing strikes the monstrosity, I completely deactivate the energy wards. They were there for a reason. The instant the wards are lifted, the orb violently explodes, releasing some amount of destructive power. Then, I leap into action, telekinetically directing the blast around the place in a dendrite-looking pattern. I dodge through this pattern, stab the Origin Wither with Mean Green, and arc the force of the explosion around me, directly into the place I struck. Then, I redirect the shards of the orb into the creature, piercing the thing.
I do Staff /\/ Scratcher 1/???.
Wallpost:
Thank you for welcoming me, I suppose.
Now, we wait.
/wallpost
(I apologize for the gaudy dark green gifs. I kind of need this one, however.)
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Now leave, and never darken my door again, by my invitation or otherwise.
A voice in your head tells you to shoot the magnum at the person you despise the most in the universe.
Doc Scratch pushes the magnum into your hands, and teleports you away before you can pull the trigger. You are now in the mean streets of the green city. The only contacts you have are the other three agents, and you think you have just been given a mission to slay all of The Felt. Well, time to get to work.
>END OF ACT THREE.
Does magic combined with functionally infinite RAM and ROM, combined with infinite time loops if needed, count as enough power?
>>...I should think so?
>>I could paint my core white if that would help...
>>And if one cannot bash through a wall, one can always find a back door. In this case, I am going to say that asking nicely would probably be my first option. Followed by...Oh, I suppose I could fabricate a spell to deal with this if I must.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=CHARGE=
-3 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
-1 / 50- Glitch
+2 to Modpack
=ATTACK=
Using the MATERIAL PLANE, I fire several MINI-CRIT boosting STIMPAKS into Augmented Ire.
(BTW, Augmented Ire is one of my Soulbots, but heavily... augmented.)
I then use the SACRED POOLBALLS, and hope to summon Die.
=COMMAND=
The Chair-Legion attacks K4yne's Army!
Augmented Ire uses CHAIRSTORM FINALE on K4yne's Army!
Master-Chair-Redux will use Chair-Shell on MVP Anacronism, creating a 10,000 HP shield!
The Splinter Launchers will target K4yne's Army. (TOTAL COST: 4)
MCR then also creates a charge-bar for it's CHAIR-RAINGUN attack.
I then search for the Wall of Flesh, and put it in front of MCR, protecting it.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (Warp Ring Gate, 6/7)
Augh...Let's cut the Grandfather Clock from the equation. The Man Ender && Divine Plate (???, 1/?)
I order THE ARMY OF CHOICE to immediately start attacking the TERROR ENDERDRAGON with all manpower. ALL of it!
This includes myself.
I proceed to summon Sips_ in a long and complicated process involving a lot of summoning ingredients that nobody could guess overnight. We proceed to engage in Lego Talk, that is, the art of basically saying random, usually untrue stuff and act like it's actually true and we know what we're talking about. In order to make sure the TERROR ENDERDRAGON hears this grade-A comedy over all that racket of the MASSIVE BATTLE OF ARMIES, I have the duo of us speak into the full-volume SKRILLEX DROP. The crazy things we pull directly out of our rears, easily heard by 3/4ths of the battlefield even over the noise of artillery and war, is enough to reduce the TERROR ENDERDRAGON to almost crying from laughter at it all before Sips_ desummons himself.
40/50 Misc...
40/50 Upgrade..
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
Army Title: Sangheilos Alliance
The Core: CSO-class supercarrier
The Fleet: CAS-class assault carrier
The Heavies: CCS-class battlecruiser.
The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortar
The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunboat / Type-56 Ultra Heavy Deployment Platform
The Soldiers: Type 26 Wraith / Type 32 Ghost
The Pawns: Sangheili Foot Troops
Stats tomorrow.
The Pantheon 2/21
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
>>Thaumium 1+2: Shoot the Terror Enderdragon with Legendary^2 Frostbolt Volley.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Legendary Frostbolt the Terror Enderdragon.
>>Castcannons:Ditto.
>>Etc.
>>The massed frostbolts merge into one MEGAHUGE PERMAFROSTBOLT OF NIGH-ABSOLUTE ZERO. This freezes the very air of Minecraftia, after it merges 50 blocks away from the units, then flies over the Terror Army, and slams into the Terror Enderdragon, exploding into further (still-homing) GIANT PERMAFROSTBOLTS, which also impact the Terror Enderdragon, and explode into regular Legendary^2 Frostbolts, which attack the entirety of the Terror Army.
I shoot the Terror Enderdragon with the freezy-type guns on maximum coldness.
I also whack it with the Enderdragon Scythe. The irony anvil that materializes crashes onto another Terror Army unit that can be hurt by falling anvils.
I use ??? on the Terror Enderdragon, if I can....
===Wilsonquest===
New summon: Magic Mirror.
Reflects all nonphysical attacks back at the attackers, and has a 25% chance of blinding things attacking it.
Selectively meatshields attacks that will reflect.
Pick the appropriate gem for this, I'm kind of tired right now.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I use Ahab's Boxcars and Oncest on Mordor. I target SCP-044 if I can, but decide to target Mordor if I can't.
After eating some popcorn, I "accidentally" toss the Proton Cannon into the Field. I then install the Magic Cue Ball into the Field, giving it Green Sun powers, and punch piono.
Fluorite Minidicegun 7/9
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 7/8)
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 2/6)
Multi-Powersuit 44/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 2/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
==> STRIFE
I dual wield my two hammerkind weapons, the Malleo Dei and the Necro Smasher, and strife the orgin wither! "You're going to hell, BUMPER CAR HELL!"
I unleash a vicious combo, a flurry of painfull hits throw the orgin wither around like a ragdoll, then i finish him off by sending him to the bumper car hell!
Malleo Dei extracts a material from the wither, if possible: Withered Essence!
Withered Essence: A essence of the decay of life, touching it is not reccommented as that would inflict wither on you. Level(?? You decide Twin, im gonna use it in the crystalline bell to make a debuffing alchemy.)
INVENTORY
I was using a form of teleportation capable of occasionally bypassing Fourth Walls, and there is even a recorded case of its use sending the inexperienced user to a world that existed in a different number of dimensions. While I admit the God of Infinity could likely do something about that, Redeyes was going in a completely random direction due to the nature of the weapon used against him, then in a different direction from that when he passed through the barrier after bouncing off the fourth wall. Also he was biologically dead when that happened. And then in-armor AED.
"So, any progress, H3? 'Cause I'm probably going to die otherwise."
"Jus7 a mom3nt. Just 4 moment. Just-just-j-j-j-j-jERR"
"Damn."
"Wellp. CHAAAAAARGE!"
Three thousand Children are clearly somewhat confused when the human they were expecting to surrender or something charges them, and somewhat more so when three thousand becomes one and a half in the sprouting of a Ruin Seed.
Somewhere completely different...
RPLS-SH is reloading a mundane shell, please stand by. 1/however many Twin thinks is balanced for the normal shot, the Infused one can wait.
The MPV Anachronism begins bombardment of the Paradox Inc. Army!
I walk up to the Godmodder and say politely; "Thank you for creating this server, it's been a great deal of fun. Know that I will never ragequit."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Glockenspiel Bell || Crystalline Torch = Crystalline Bell (Level 5: 3/6)
Recreating the Master Emerald: 1/11
Multi-Powersuit 45/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 3/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I initate a food fight! Random entities drop their weapons and use cakes, sauces etc to fight! I also fight there and do the first attack: I smear a cherry cake into the godmodders face!
INVENTORY
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [12/20]
Overworld: ...Heh. Trolldier does the damages. Better check out what Gunslinger does, trying it out on the AXIS, while having my army target the Army of Darkness since they're doing weird things that I don't think will end well. Also, sacred items need a refill. I go empty a bunch of pies for their fillings. Because sacred items. Also, dump a load of pepper on some weasels for their snot. Also because sacred items. Assuming we can collect sacred items ourselves. I'd sure love to be able to use Decimation and Nuked sometime soon.
Wilson's Dreamscape: Grand Metal gem, please. I summon a Steel Gauntlet Heavy.
Steel Gauntlet Heavy: 40 health, 10 base damage, ignores damage dealt to it if the damage is less than 10, may eat Robo-Sandvich to regain 20 health, balance as required because IDK how this system works.
Void: RPG style battle as in like a Final Fantasy fight. Anyway, SILENCE! I stab the first enemy in reach with a familiar looking USB stick... Like that one from the Nether...
Blue's Tour: "If he doesn't drop the sword, I'm removing limbs from him until he does. As for the rest of you, you guys drew the short straws." I say, before the drone glows a dark gray, striding towards the officers while blasting them, taking one down in short order. "Because I have free reign over what happens. So, let's see..."
The drone leaps into action, crushing an officer against the wall with a smack from the Pomson 9000, then decapitating another by blasting them in the face. It then stabs the fourth officer, hurls the laser rifle he was using through a fifth, picks up a sixth and slams him violently into the seventh, then throws him at the eighth, sending both of them into an oddly located trash chute. Just to make a point, I then knock over and crush a 9th underfoot, impale the 10th officer on the handle of the Pomson 9000, and finish by slamming the heads of the final two officers into each other, splattering skull shards and brains on the floor.
"And then there was none. Those rifles sure are useless, aren't they? Oh, hold on. I didn't quite kill one of those guys. One moment."
Noticing that the 7th officer had survived being hit by a body, I pick him up, then grind his face into a wall until he stops struggling, then throw him over my shoulder to land in front of the detective.
"Over so soon? But I still have issues to work out. Now. Detective. If you would kindly drop the sword. Or else you're joining the rest of those officers, regardless of what condition Blue requested I leave you in." I threaten, looking at the smoldering corpse of the first officer, the paste that was the second officer, the headless body of the third, the body of the officer that had a laser rifle through him, the trash chute, the paste that was officer 9, the corpse of officer 10 still dangling from the Pomson 9000, the headless corpses of 11 and 12, and the wreck that used to be officer 7. "So, what's it going to be?"
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
2/11 for void sickle
4/6 for the Gallows Calibrator
1/? for the red chainer OR shard of the chaos realm
insert, after finishing his various actions, attempts to punch piono.
Piono spins around on the spot, his fist connects with insert's chest, sending him flying away. (Please note twin, to make things fair, I will not be writing Sauron's blocks, as he is closer to a regular entity, same with the players. I will however do the actions for piono, Tricky and Vriska. Note: Anyone can join in, and flavor text matters up here. Also, twin, don't forget that the MC Freedom is already targetable)
piono turns, draws Vi Naturae, and plunges it into the deck.
BAM! Instant redwood forest.
Sauron treks through those trees, knocking them down as he comes to them with his mace, smashing in as many of the players as he can.
Tricky bounces through the woods. Being the uninterceptable psycho clown, pity the ones he finds and targets.
piono puts away Vi Naturae, then uses up 20 elemental energy to unleash a massive wave of fire into the new forest, roasting any minecraftians that were making their way towards him.
Vriska (Just a note, Vriska is using a Mindfang skin with some small modifications) has her avatar move through the trees. She picks insert up of the ledge of the ship where he is dangling, and sets him back on the deck. She attempts to use the fluorite octet against the nearest enemy (Tricky or Sauron, piono is on the far side of the deck). Once again, Vriska doesn't get a luck bonus with the octet as she isn't actually there in person. Last time I'll remind you of that.
Oh yeah, I'm actually gonna have her use a different username than the one I listed before.
CaptainM8ndfang (Vriska). Equipped: Fluorite Octet. Special: All the Luck
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
iii: 21/50 +1 self
iv: 11/50 +1 self
v: 3/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Give device to TP, hug SF. Activate Shoosh Pap.
Leonstar1: I roll Oblivion's Octet in hopes of summoning a sneezing weasel... Wait a second, ELF TEARS...
Erelye, please cry. please...
I also hunt for the elusive hog, and steal it's slop.
I also shoot pie filling out of Food Fight.
I then attempt to use Celetia level 2 on the death army.
Rose.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 2/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 90
Action 1/3
Project Starfall - Stellar Energy Harness: 26/50
Elemental Retribution: 1/50
If legal, I establish a zone called Shadows Territory where my entities can build in peace. I will put the Halloween Surprise entity there as well to establish a dominant force.
For now, a simple band of Constructs will suffice for defending it.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 0/3 (Recently Deployed)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I LONG DIVIDE a terror wither!
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Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (Warp Ring Gate, 7/7) All right!
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (???, 2/?)
Urm...Oh! Idea! Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (???, 1/?)
Now then. I'm still in the Ikechu form, so I wait for an opportune moment, then do the AETHER+THUNDER Combo with the FEAR NO ANVIL I tried before on Sauron on the TERROR ENDERDRAGON, channeling Thor to the best of my ability, and now getting a little irritated my thunder-empowered hammerstrikes keep whiffing.