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63/100 UOSS
3/100 Virus

I join as a medic, then begin spraying healgun shots everywhere.

MUHMUHMUHMUH I'M DEAD!


I RESPAWN!

well, just keep shooting at the ... no head ... center of the body? with whatever guns i have

Quote from ninjatwist321

You forgot that the Cozy Camper raises fire vulnerability...

If hurt, I find the nearest health pack, which raises my health even further due to the increased health increase when getting a health pack which comes from my Back Scratcher.

If not, I sneak behind the HHH and burn his back with my Backburner.



Half-Zatoichis only instakill other players wielding the Half, and it cannot be drawn until it kills and is therefore Honorbound. However, when you kill something, it restores you to full health.

I didnt forget, i just didnt add the negative thingies :Pfiring all my rockets at the HHH, then pulling out my Righteous Bison and firing some more shots.

I build a teleporter exit at the front lines! Now we're more expendable!

I rake the HHH a few times with my Backscratcher, which does more damage than a normal melee weapon.

I switch to soldier with rocket jumper/shotgun/escape plan

I jump behind the horseman and use the escape plan's taunt, which the rocket jumper makes me immune to.

picking up some ammunition, then firing rockets until i used all 20 (or so). After that ill seek some cover, while firing my Righteous Bison.

*While wearing Pyro's firefighter helmet*

"Oh hey, you noticed me! But you're on fire... don't worry, I can AXtinguish you!"

*Whacks HHH's head with the Axtinguisher*

I pull out my Revolver at Shoot like crazy at the HHH

I start building a level 2 dispenser! I hope this whole thing leads to good spoils...

I duck behind cover and shoot at the HHH's pumpkin head!

"I'M GONNA EAT PUMPKIN PIE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH 'YA!"

*Equip Frontier Justice and Gunslinger*

"Oops, forgot about these."

Then attempt to build a sentry. (Sentries cost 130 metal, right? RIGHT?)

(Also, there's no Metal Bar for Engineers. Wat?)

I whack HHH with my baseball bat and run away before he can retaliate!

I cross my fingers and hope that the HHH forgot to eat a snickers, and turns into the horseless headman.

I also keep shooting randomly at it

seeking ammunition packages, then firing a rocket barrage to keep him down and hit him as much as possible.

I shoot HHH in the head with my pistol!

Quote from ninjatwist321

I find a health pack and heal myself. It heals more due to the Back Scratcher.

You gain +132 health!

Quote from shadoweater22

I throw my knife at the HHH like a bommerrang (I don't know how to spell it) over and over and over

You can't throw knives in this game! Your wasted time trying leads the HHH to kill you!

Quote from sigmatw

I rocket jump in the air and unload my entire clip on the HHH.

3 rockets connect, dealing 1,800 damage! You stop and reload, and during that time the HHH attacks you dealing 120 damage!

Quote from engie_ninja

I run up to the HHH and tauntattack. "Stab stab stab." (I presume TA stuns apply here?)

The HHH is stunned! Next attack will mini-crit!

Quote from thedrew95

I heal ninjatwist321.

You stop healing RC and begin healing ninjatwist.

Quote from Crusher48

63/100 UOSS 3/100 Virus I join as a medic, then begin spraying healgun shots everywhere.

You cannot continue charges from the old game here! You have become the Medic! HP: 150/150. Speed: 107%. Loadout: Crusader's Crossbow/Medi Gun/Bonesaw. One arrow hits the HHH, dealing a mini-critted 1,000 damage! Another hits sigmatw, healing 50 HP!

Quote from Minor107

MUHMUHMUHMUH I'M DEAD! I RESPAWN!

You respawn!

Quote from RC_1138

well, just keep shooting at the ... no head ... center of the body? with whatever guns i have

Well technically, he does have a jack'o'lantern head...You unload your entire minigun ammo reserve into the HHH, dealing 2,000 damage! While you idle, the HHH swings his axe, dealing 200 damage!

Quote from pieter999_2

I didnt forget, i just didnt add the negative thingies firing all my rockets at the HHH, then pulling out my Righteous Bison and firing some more shots.

All your attacks combined deal 2,000 damage!

Quote from TT2000

I build a teleporter exit at the front lines! Now we're more expendable!

You build a Teleporter Exit, using up 75 metal! Both teles are now linked. This enables instant respawning! 1 person each turn won't have to use up a turn respawning.

Quote from ninjatwist321

I rake the HHH a few times with my Backscratcher, which does more damage than a normal melee weapon.

1,500 damage!

Quote from fseftr

I switch to soldier with rocket jumper/shotgun/escape plan I jump behind the horseman and use the escape plan's taunt, which the rocket jumper makes me immune to.

You have become a Soldier! Loadout: Rocket Jumper/Shotgun/Escape Plan. The HHH notices you taunting, and knocks you away before you blow up!

Quote from pieter999_2

picking up some ammunition, then firing rockets until i used all 20 (or so). After that ill seek some cover, while firing my Righteous Bison.

You use up all of your clips! Halfway through, the HHH kills you, but not before taking 3,000 damage!

Quote from OpelSpeedster

*While wearing Pyro's firefighter helmet* "Oh hey, you noticed me! But you're on fire... don't worry, I can AXtinguish you!" *Whacks HHH's head with the Axtinguisher*

He is no longer on fire, though your melee deals 500 damage.

Quote from shadoweater22

I pull out my Revolver at Shoot like crazy at the HHH

You are dead!

Quote from TT2000

I start building a level 2 dispenser! I hope this whole thing leads to good spoils...

You use up 100 metal! The dispenser give you 50 more. 1/2.

Quote from Minor107

I duck behind cover and shoot at the HHH's pumpkin head! "I'M GONNA EAT PUMPKIN PIE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH 'YA!"

You deal 1,500 damage!

Quote from PitTheAngel

*Equip Frontier Justice and Gunslinger* "Oops, forgot about these." Then attempt to build a sentry. (Sentries cost 130 metal, right? RIGHT?) (Also, there's no Metal Bar for Engineers. Wat?)

You equip the Frontier Justice and Gunslinger! You build a Mini-Sentry, using up 100 Metal. I will add a Metal bar, whoops.

Quote from Minor107

I whack HHH with my baseball bat and run away before he can retaliate!

You deal 500 damage!

Quote from RC_1138

I cross my fingers and hope that the HHH forgot to eat a snickers, and turns into the horseless headman. I also keep shooting randomly at it

Since it is Halloween, the HHH makes sure to keep up on his candy eating, including Snickers! Your shotgun deals 900 damage. You should probably head to an ammo box...

Quote from pieter999_2

seeking ammunition packages, then firing a rocket barrage to keep him down and hit him as much as possible.

You are dead!

Quote from Minor107

I shoot HHH in the head with my pistol!

1,000 damage!


The Mini Sentry deals 600 damage before the HHH flicks it away! He then realizes what a mess he's gotten into, and summons 2 Voodoo-Cursed Soldiers to take care of it! He then heals himself, healing 3,000 HP.

RED Scout [2 Scouts]

Minor107: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Scattergun/Pistol/Bat.

The_Serpent: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Scattergun/Pistol/Bat.

RED Soldier [2 Soldiers]

sigmatw: HP: 130/200. Loadout: Rocket Launcher/Shotgun/Shovel.

pieter999_2: HP: 0/200. Loadout: Direct Hit/Righteous Bison/Half-Zatoichi.

fsefter: HP: 200/200. Loadout: Rocket Jumper/Shotgun/Escape Plan.

RED Pyro [1 Pyro]

ninjatwist321 HP: 250/175. Loadout: Backburner/Flare Gun/Back Scratcher.

OpelSpeedster: HP: 175/175. Loadout: Backburner/Shotgun/Axtinguisher.

RED Demoman [0 Demomen]

RED Heavy [1 Heavy]

RC_1138: HP: 250/300. Loadout: Minigun/Shotgun/Fists.

RED Engineer [3 Engies]

PitTheAngel: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Frontier Justice/Pistol/Gunslinger. Metal: 100/200.

Builds: Level 1 Dispenser: HP: 150/150. Upgrade: 100/200.

Xentonic: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Shotgun/Pistol/Wrench.

Builds: None.

TT2000: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Shotgun/Pistol/Wrench. Metal: 125/200.

Builds: Level 1 Teleporter Entrance. HP: 150/150. Upgrade: 0/200. Level 1 Teleporter Exit. HP: 150/150. Upgrade: 0/200.

RED Medic [1 Medic]

thedrew95: HP: 150/150. Loadout: Syringe Gun/Medi Gun/Bonesaw. Healing ninjatwist321.

Crusher48: HP: 150/150. Loadout: Crusader's Crossbow/Medi Gun/Bonesaw.

RED Sniper [2 Snipers]

engie_ninja: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Huntsman/Darwin's Danger Shield/Shahanshah.

Lauryman: HP: 125/125. Loadout: Sniper Rifle/SMG/Kukri.

RED Spy [1 Spy]

shadoweater22: HP: 0/125. Loadout: Revolver/Invis Watch/Knife.

Vs.

The Horseless Headless Horsemann: HP: 16,600/35,000.

Voodoo-Cursed Soldier: HP: 200/200. Loadout: Rocket Launcher/Shotgun/Shovel.

Voodoo-Cursed Soldier: HP: 200/200. Loadout: Rocket Launcher/Shotgun/Shovel.

(This post was eaten by a grue. Ignore it, all the cakes in the last 14 posts were a lie, have a good morning, goodbye.)

Darn, I switch back to demoman and blast stickies at the soldiers from behind a hill.