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35/40 (+1 from Eglarbroad and Leon)
Research 31/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad and Leon)
18/30
113 Ball 10/11
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
Ah. It appears as if Serpent is now fine. I turn on my heels, towards Irecreeper. Before he can even blink, there is a tentacle of my aura imbedded in his body. Multiple, even. I suggest we take out TT after Ire, and leave Generic for last. He needs to suffer for his mistake. The clouds come ever closer to coating the Battlefield entirely.
If needed, I use my Mind Honey Grape Pot on anybody of the Eldritch side who needs healing. Even if they are missing one health.
Ea'ca jois al'oan l'oa l'oaverse. Mor!
Mercy of the horrorterrors? I think not. I am merely acting as a conduit, as per the agreement. In other words, no. Do not even attempt to cure me. It is impossible. Besides, I am perfectly sane as it is. It is not as if I murdering all of you; just a few.
You know what? I think I shall still reminisce during the duel.
You have no time for this; you download the two files, and run the client. At the same time on your other monitor, you get into a chat with Nelrte once more. However, I shall not include it. It is merely a lot a bossing about and commands.
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Nelrte: Deploy Alchemiter, Cruxtruder, Punch Designix, and Totem Lathe.
Whew. It looks like Araeva actually told him what to do. Your hand inches closer and closer to the Cruxtruder valve...
Leon, do not worry about that. I fully expect Richard to shoot whoever wins in the back of the head.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
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Now it seems to be behaving. And by the way, entities usually take a charge time and have tens of thousands of HP.
Miraj: 37/50
Debuffer: 37/50
+2 to Aegis.
I bring down my blade and shatter the Monolith if it isn't destroyed yet.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
potion of jump boost OOO fermented spider eye 1/2 (why haven't I done this kind of thing sooner?)
Awkward potion OOO cave spider fang = potion of poison done
Potion of poison OOO gunpowder 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Turns out that there's another infectious corruption with similar effects. The two sides hate each other it seems because there is a somewhat large scale battle going on between the two. Wilson sighed. Whatever the answer was, it wasn't fighting. He felt a strange, almost reckless urge to try and stop the fight. He knew it was stupid, especially after failing to do the same with the Godmodder. But hey, that was probably just too big of a target. He could handle this. Absolutely. Probably. Maybe. Unlikely. Negligibly. He started running towards the battle. Just don't get thwacked on the head with one of those lollipops. That would be bad. He hadn't seen anyone use chocolate based candy, so that was good at least.
pure heart 4/8: 1/2
Mercy of the horrorterrors? I think not. I am merely acting as a conduit, as per the agreement. In other words, no. Do not even attempt to cure me. It is impossible. Besides, I am perfectly sane as it is. It is not as if I murdering all of you; just a few.
Yeah, no. We need to cure him. I thought curing Trickster was impossible, but it wasn't. So curing Grimdarkness can't be. We just need to get Tricky to cooperate. We can't have you murder a few of us. It would go against the PLAN.
Capitalized for ominous sound.
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I do not think I killed you with two blasts. All I seek to do is annihilate the scourge, not murder you all. I believe one of the only ways to cure Grimdarkness is to make me feel overwhelmingly positive emotions. Happiness is not going to work, due to my critical seriousness. Perhaps I shall step off the throne of Eldritch Horror once I destroy the Tricksters. I do not know.
/null
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Blue: Use bt:ultramarine on the skellies
Fseftr: Attack.
___
The young lady proceeds to ignore all your suggestions. She already has a name in mind, and has no intention of changing it. She’ll just do it for you.
Your name is [REDACTED]. But you also go by BLUE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of PRESENTS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for FANTASY NOVELS. You like to play the guitar but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for LAPIS LAZULI, and are an aspiring QUEEN. You also like to play GAMES occasionally.
When you have free time, which isn’t too often, you like to hang out with some of your friends, all of which are rather NORMAL and none of which are TRAITORS TO THE EMPIRE or trying to KILL YOU.
You have no idea what a chumhandle is.
But you generally type casually.
And replace commas with line breaks.
Sigh... I implement a time machine, deflect Piono's bullet, and attempt to cut his head off with the Spiral Sucker. I sharpened it. Or I use the Pyroland Popper, I guess.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO UNTRICKSTER ME... WHEN YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED? Silly you. Wait, have you failed?
Whatever. I toss a Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb at Paradox Dimentio and toss a Spiral Sucker at it hard enough to set it off. I then rush up to him and quickly steal his cue ball. For my own semi-sinister purposes. And to destroy him. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT ME... IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD? GIVE UP.
Okay... I think we have three total shots with the Deudly Magnum. Unless I failed and/or the thing I thought was a magic cueball wasn't. In which case we have 1-2.
Dicespheres of Zillyfail 6/9
Magnum >=Zillymiter=< Magnum of Zillydeud (Hopefully.)
It would not make sense for a mechanical left hand to have over 9000 hp =P (just what is it made of??)
I gather thermal energy from my surroundings.
A fine layer of frost settles on the ground in an ever-expanding circle around me and the air becomes dreadfully cold.
I hurl a massive ball of flame at the space in front of me, However, as the flame crosses the event horizon of my time dilation shield the leading edge slows to an almost imperceptible crawl even as the rest of the flame-ball crosses the boundary. The result is a highly concentrated wave of infernal radiance suspended serenely in time before me..
For my final action I begin constructing my slightly more sturdy Extra Right Hand [1/2]
2/? Poseidon's Culler
2/? After Eight
10/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
10/10 - the humidity is getting to the entities....servos gummed...sweat not evaporating... All entities on the battlefield suffer from fatigue caused by the humidity that permeates the entirety of the battlefield causes entities to deal half damage and take mini-crits from players.
It wasn't supposed to make sense, Twin. Only I know exactly what it means!
I walk up to the BLACK MONOLITH. Examining it, I see it. The weak point. Perfect. I float in the air, mumbling things no one can understand. Then, Diablo floats to me. It splits into six other scythes. They all start slicing away at the weak point. After 2 minutes, they fuse together again, recreating Diablo. I look closely at the weak point. One last hit. I fly back wards far away. I then accelerate to 80 miles per hour. When I reach the weak point, I slice down on it, hard. I then walk away from what used to be the BLACK MONOLITH.
I USE THE KATANA T() ATTACK DIMENTI(), BECAUSE WHY N()T! TITANFALL: 2/11
General 3: 30/40
General 4: 30/40
Hey! You edited that attack against the Monolith in later! That was a nullpost when I first saw it... Attack cancelled!
Um... Dimentio was down below 70K health at the beginning of this round from the tvtropes attacks... Ah well, I'll just fix it up with this post
I finish the Mach 5.
4/7 for Canopy's Caper
dual potential lethalities OR energy complex: 1/6
12/50 for Vulcanos
10/15 for charged attack
The improbability drive slams into piono face-first.
Normality-restoration in progress...
Normality-restoration: complete.
piono stands up, no longer trickster-ified.
He then plugs the improbability drive into ultimatum, and fires it at serpent, untrickstering her too.
Tricky tosses the now re-normalled serpent another one of the normality-restoration converted improbability drives.
piono looks at her.
You owe me Serpent.
You can start by helping me get rid of this nonsense so we can focus on the real issue.
Dimentio.
Phobos draws up penultimatum, and unleashes Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10: bullet hell upon the nether forces once more.
Dimentio, laughs, then twitches. And suddenly disrupts and shatters into sparks...
But the paradox doesn't dissolve. In fact, Dimentio is still there! The mirror image from before!
How can he survive at 0 hit points?
I hate paradoxes.
Due to Dimentio's existing in two universe at once, he has to take twice as much damage. We actually have to bring him down to -1M health.
However, his retaliatory aura has been disrupted, and he no longer gets auto attacks... and something else...
But still... 5 rounds left.
Whoops. Even then, once I factored in TvTropes, Dimentio is at 53,600 HP! He's still alive!
...That is, unless TvTropes had its way and finished him off, which I guess is what happened. Paradox Dimentio killed! ...His mirror image remains!
MACH 5: An air cannon is, in this case, a giant cannon that shoots out pressurized air. This air cannon is made out of solid air, however, given raw stormy form. It fires bolts of pure storm energy, and is portable to boot. You will never run out of ammo, either!
...Seriously? I just started a Strife with awesome art, and you just ended it? I DID say that the only way to get rid of either side of this issue was to settle it through Strife... Not even the Improbability Drive can change that! You both remain Trickstered.
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
The Mach 5 OR raw air magic 1/7
5/7 for Canopy's Caper
2/6 for level 5 energy pistols
13/50 for Vulcanos
11/15 for charged attack.
piono turns his souped-up gun on the fight between generic and erelye. The two both turn back to normal.
This is not the time for in-fighting!!!!
WE HAVE A JESTER THAT IS STILL EFFECTIVELY ONLY HALF DEAD AND WE HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE DESTROYS HALF THE MULTIVERSE!!!
Phobos uses the universal weakness of nether beings to water in conjunction with the Ocean Floor to deal MASSIVE DAMAGE to Tombsander.
Mach 5 || Raw Air Magic = The Tempest (Level 7: 1/8)
I'm pretty sure Tombsander is just giant blocks of soul sand. Still, 9,500 damage!
A sea of 30,000 Holy Mackerels come rushing towards the Black Monolith! They form an unstoppable wall facing the structure, bearing down towards it! The center of the Monolith gleams brightly with golden light... Soon, it has every single Mackerel in its glare! They all get sucked towards the light... The Monolith's corners break away, revealing the center, a spinning rectangular prism which grows large with golden light, revealing a portal to a bleak grey landscape!
Every one of the thousands of fishes sail straight through the Monolith. Once the last one has, its center shines with a strobe light, its corners warping back in on themselves. The entire structure collapses and explodes.
Black Monolith destroyed.
A single shard of it drops to your feet. You pick up its Spoil of War, Monolithium. It is purely decorative and serves no purpose in combat or alchemy, but is only meant as a trophy.
I leap over Dimentio...And throw a Chaos Pearl at the ground beneath him.
For good measure I also shoot it with all the modes of whatever my most recent (4 Elements > Fine) alchemy was. ((It's been 9 turns since I started I'm sure...))
Suffocation damage is the way to go...
Ooh!
I do the exact same thing to the Godmodder!
5,000 damage!
LANCER: A massive sniper rifle with four barrels: two red, two black. It's emblazoned with the insignias of the four suits of cards: hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades. Presumably imbued with their powers as well.
Gah, I have so much homework I can barely keep up with the thread, let alone post. I'll try to get something in tomorrow.
/null
Suddenly, every anvil in the universe flies into the atmosphere above Paradox Dimentio, then they whirl and whirl, eventually thousands of them fall... right past Paradox Dimentio into the ground beneath him! Then the ground quakes and bursts up, carrying lots of stone and magma into the air around Paradox Dimentio! Then all the Anvils converge on Paradox Dimentio and smash into him, pressing all the stone and magma into him as well!
^^^^^^^^^^^^The above post is only partially null, and should probably be tallied in the next turn.
Honestly, I don't think I can handle the responsibility that a STRIFE requires, so I am totally fine with letting The_Serpent do it. Besides, this literally only happened because I was using a terrible weapon and didn't decide to make a better one.
*Double take*
Okay... So The_Serpent is the only one being drawn, but we're all fighting. That... seems slightly unbalanced. Oh well, I'm winning.
Also, a GRIEF seems more appropriate for a troll and elf.
/null
She was the only one that I was involved in the whole thing for a while AND had a Minecraft skin readily available for reference. You don't have a Minecraft account, so I couldn't draw you... That begs the question. How SHOULD I draw you in Trifecta?
30/40
Research 27/50
16/30
113 Ball 8/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 6/6!
I examine Zazzerpan's Rods. Then, I bewitch Mate in Four to play a game a chess against me. I think I shall choose... no. I close my eyes, and randomly choose which side. Then, I play the bewitched chess set. I glance into the Monolith that has surely cracked; if possible, I drink in the radiance, the knowledge. So tasty...
If needed, I pulse off horrific screams and thoughts of annihilation, quickly driving all mundane players of GodCraft to suicide. That, or it damages a random entity with Sanity reduction.
Mor sa's l'oaevkelable.
To the death. I immediately hit Serpent with a blast of shadow from the Hazel Wand, otherwise known as Woegothics. (That is, if I am permitted to use these attacks. If not, I merely blast her with the 305 post god-weapon known as the Hazel Wand.) Oh, and, if possible, I restrict her with the Spare Tentacle. Excellent drawing, as usual. I have a great idea. Instead of making me fight them all, how about you have me fight one at a time, or only Serpent? I would rather it just be 1v1.
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AT: You don't come off as too intelligent, so this should be quick. AT: Perhaps you should just shut your windpipe before you make us all sick. AT: Omniscience isn't my game; yet. AT: For now, I'm not quite content with beating this rambunctious pet. AT: No, No. Right now, my game is outsmarting you, AT: A sort of submolecular diffusion separates our minds; Its almost as if it drags down your rhymes. AT: Oh, what's that? You can't even comprehend? Well, I've got plenty of schooling to do, then; I suppose we can start with accepting defeat. AT: Don't act like an asshole when I've clearly blast it. AT: Perhaps you can go call your AT: What's that I hear? You AT: That is enough. Remember to install the server game as fast as you can, and connect to me. Bye, for now.
Who do you think won?
Without waiting to close Pesterchum, you tab out, and go back to the downloads page Virnul uses, to see whether or not the two games have been uploaded...
ZAZZERPAN'S RODS: A set of needles; one green, and one red, that resemble the pawns used in Calliope and Caliborn's chess game, and simultaneously, in Zazzerpan and Calmasis' chess game. They appear to harbor chess-related magics.
You play black. The set plays white. Since I am not especially good at chess and certainly don't have the time to think up a game of chess right now, let's assume this all plays out in a cutscene off-screen.
-10% Sanity to the Soulless Golem!
> THELORDERELYE: COMBAT OPERANDI - WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
You raise the Hazel Wand at The_Serpent, who grins giddily at you. Your black aura materialize into giant thorns that lash out at her. While she's distracted, you charge the Wand and fire a bolt of pure liquid shadow directly at her. It barrels straight through her and then loops back around, descending from the sky like a meteor, creating an explosion of black fire. 20,000 damage.
I pick up the orb. I then use a Lens of Truth on it, and ask if Erelye will win after shaking it.
Wait, no. I just captchalogue it and flip the card. If I can't read it (You know, there are unreadable captchacodes) I use the Intellivision Laserstation or whatever to read its code. If it is in fact a magic cueball, I rejoice over this choice loot. If it's just a normal cue ball, I still rejoice because hey, a cue ball. I can probably put some majyyk into it regardless.
Now for attacks... I shrug, appearify a copy of the Hazel Wand through a doomed timeline, and run it through the Zillymiter.
Picking up my alchemies...
Combatdice of Zillywwen || Orbs of Zillyfyt = Dicespheres of Zillyfail (Level 8: 5/9)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop = Pyroland Popper (Level 4: 5/5)
My Pyroland Popper is complete. I marvel at it, then place it into my jokerkind specibus(so that I won't have to worry about legitimate allocations.)
The instant you pick up the white orb, it bisects in half, revealing what appears to be a game cartridge embedded inside of it. It reads, "A Gift". There is some more writing on it, in white text.
Forgive me for the white text. I foresaw that there would come a point where backgrounds would be rendered next to useless in your Game Master's precious Update Terminal, so I acquiesced to the demands of the Narrative while writing this. Hopefully the orb activated and revealed this message. If it hadn't and you and tried to use it as one of my seeds, it would not have reacted kindly. If you are reading this, however, than it has worked. I advise you to plug this cartridge to your Alchemiter as soon as you can. You will not regret it.
-The Cueball
What. He's still alive?! Well I mean of course he was. I talked to him. But still...
...This is disconcerting. I guess just go ahead and upgrade the Alchemiter?
Hazel Wand >= Zillymiter =< Wandstick of Zillylye
WANDSTICK OF ZILLYLYE: A pure white wand. Appears to be a massive downgrade from the Hazel Wand.
PYROLAND POPPER: A larger Spiral Sucker with a sharpened edge.
Sign... I hate spam filters. Please check for my first post of this turn, it got deleted. Or removed, I guess. >:/
The gist: I exploit my firstness to defeat the Monolith with a Drill Break, summon Trickster troll roleplayers to defeat Dimentio, and ask about the Nether sidequest.
Sadly, your Monolith attack did not go through... However, your summon can. Trickster Troll RPers added!
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 4/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (10/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch = Kelvin Crystal (Level 7: 7/8)
Power vortex gate 23/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 4/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 1)
I slam the ground with Malleo Dei, sharp rocks fly off, thurn into bullets and go down on the hostile mobs!
Nether: drone!Me smashes a hole in the soulsand cage with the Nitrogen Gun, glares at Tombsander, then furiously cranks the overlimit to 10. Oddly enough, the drone doesn't look like it's following orders from me anymore...
Overworld: the Control Core Tank mechanizes a platform. A series of turrets appear on the platform, then fire plasma balls in a sweeping wave at Paradox Dimentio. I wonder if clowns can play Bullet Hell games...
9,000 damage to the cage! You're still inside of it...
Power vortex gate 24/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 5/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 2)
I expend 12 Energy in a bottle items to cause a energy in a bottle rain! This will heal/damage various entites with the power of 5 charges each!
> K4yne: I heal Japhet with Hippocrates 451.
> R.K.: Robo-K4yne jumps into space. Grabbing a nearby asteroid, he flies back to earth.
He knows by this time, probably someone is going to have destroyed the Monolith. He does not know. He does not care. The only thing he knows is that the destruction of the Monolith releases such an ungodly amount of information on everyone and everything, that there is only one person allowed to hold such data. Him. He is a scientific robot after all. And he cannot watch how someone else is supposed to get what he deserves. To help his master. To help ending the madness going on everywhere. To bring science to everyone. He. Is. DESTINED.
Or at least, that's what he wants to think after watching episodes of He Man Masters of the Universe. ALL OF THEM.
He proceeds to either crush the monolith with the asteroid or strike down the person who did so already and get everything he ever wanted. His dream of becoming a Supercomputer Robot Pirate Medic.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 33%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
+3,000 HP! I'd like it if you specified whether you're small-healing or big-healing with the weapon. Since you only posted once this turn, it's hard to tell...
You attempt to head towards the Monolith, but it has disappeared and has been obscured in a giant cloud of smoke and ash...
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 6/11)
Power vortex gate 25/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 5/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 3)
I send a virus (spyware) to Robo-K4yne, causing him to share his knowledge with me without noticing he does so.
(My story is on hold until the end of the STRIFE. I need to focus.)
The clouds of my Grimdarknes have now obscured approximately half of the Battlefield, and they appear to have just struck the Tricksters with violet lightning. It appears as if Leon has joined the fight. He is, of course, now immune to either of these modifications. I would really appreciate it if some other people would take down the other Tricksters while I take care of Serpent. Or, at the very least, attempt to. Any others who at least attempt to help automatically become resistant to either of the modifications. This madness must be annihilated. I use the most powerful Cry of Ogoloth yet on all Tricksters. Then, I teleport around repeatedly in no particular pattern, hoping to avoid strikes.
You're only in a 1v1 strife, so you only target The_Serpent! In order for Leonstar0 to join your side, you will need to infuse him with grimdark energy and corrupt him...
AHEEHEEHEE! I guess I am now trickster! I SHALL NOW "ROLEPLAY" to the max!
I start by using the SUCKER SPAM CANNON on Lord Eryele!
Meanwhile, in the real world, I seem to have lost control of the text and actions of my in-game character. I desperately hope it won't say anything stupid...
Well yeah, but first you have to type in Comic Sans!
I forge an extra left hand grafted onto my mechanical body.
It is a mechanical mage type summon with 45 hp. It's limited intelligence is slaved to my own mind.
As it is a part of my body all defenses protecting me also protect it.
I instruct it to cast and maintain a mystic lens: 46 hp (counts as an extension of Extra Left Hand, like a body part of a summon with its own hp)
The lens is cast 30 meters away from Paradox Dimentio or the HMAS Serpent if the former is already gone, and has the following properties:
All energy passing through it toward the target is focused and amplified. All energy passing through it away from the target is dispersed and weakened. The lens is Attached to the target meaning it remains 20 meters away from it at all times and moves spherically around it to intercept energy based attacks coming to or from the target.
The lens is ethereal (consisting of a ring of runes and the space in-between) and thus is immune to physical attacks - you'd have to fill the entire space it occupies with a physical object to affect it.
Finally the lens must be targeted directly by energy attacks to damage it - aoe attacks or explosion effects which would hit it are simply focused/dispersed depending on the direction they come from in relation to the target.
Extra Left Hand: 45 hp
Mystic Lens: 46 hp
Status Dolls: 5
Life Dolls: 5
Wait... Why are you summoning body parts as entities? To what end? Keep in mind that this is VERY little HP... Any entity could easily kill them in one shot!
POST 1;
10/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
10/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 10/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 3/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
So you have solved the cipher... so here is what I have gathered. The Voidwalker wedged into the battlefield will take you to the Void without needing Null Crystals. You will need to find a Glitch Dungeon and activate a specific crystal there to get to the Castle. After that, you will need to explore it to find Eglarbroad.
Well, I shall help out the Grimdark side. But first, Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Raspberry Helmet Upgrade: HEALING. Also, Twin, in case you did not know, my Tuba moves have cooldowns (The bars at the bottom of the page). I use up all of my Voided Scepter's Insanity to in sanitize the Tricksters. I then execute BATTLE TECHNIQUE: VIRTUAL MACHINE. Next, I attempt to draw... a 4d cube with the Creation Pen. Next, I draw the alchemical symbol for hour with the Creation Pen. Now how would I draw a 11d object... But I write down lines of code to create a Vat of Pure Insanity.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
I C()NTINUE SLICING DIMENTI(). I D()N"T LIKE WHAT HE'S PLANNING....
TITANFALL: 3/11
General 3: 31/40
General 4: 31/40
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
The yellow X that was left by the previous uses of this attack shines, and the crossroads materialize, this time as giant walls! They lock the Skeleton Calvary and Doomsday Bot inside! Soon, giant eyes start appearing on the walls, which glower at the entities and fire at them with red-hot laser beams! They slow the AGs' movements, eventually petrifying them entirely...
The negative space (the ground) left by the crossroads disappears, leaving the AGs floating in space, bordered by a giant X! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the void... Soon, a giant red hand appears... Then, a massive red arm appears... And then, directly opposite from it, another claw appears! Then a hand... And then an arm! Two monolithic arms rise out from opposite sides of the crossroads, golden blood coursing through their veins. The arms glow and reach up... grabbing the sun itself.
Night falls as the arms throw the sun directly into the AGs, vaporizing them! Once a minute has passed, the arms throw the sun back into the sky. They then attempt to raise themselves further, and succeed! A dull shape starts appearing in between them... Yet something halts its movement once more! Looking down, you can see that red chains are restricting this creature's movements! It sinks down into the pit, but you can swear you hear something...
yes... 0ne m0re time will suffice... that c0mbined with the grey 0ne's p0wers... d0 n0t st0p...
The ground reappears and the walls tumble back down, leaving a shining inferno of a white X directly onto the Battlefield. 3 Skeleton Riders killed! 15,000 damage to the Doomsday Bot!
4,000 damage!
I'd recommend using this AFTER the Paradox Dimentio boss fight is over... Whatever is in that pit, I think it can wait until the current bosses are gone.
Blue: Use Pax Azurite at the skellies
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon the skellies
I know you're busy Twin. But you'd know what'd be nice? XP.
You know what.
Screw Dimentio.
I'm going to do some reminiscing.
___
A young lady stands in her bedroom. It turns out today, the 15th of October, is this young lady’s birthday. Though it has been thirteen EY since her birth, only today will she be given a name.
What will the name of this young lady be?
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You expend the necessary Sacred Items.
10,000 damage to the Skeleton Commander! 2 Skeleton Riders killed!
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 31/50 +1 self
iii: 9/50 +1 self
Vi: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
I teleport out of my Doombot and over to the Godmodder.
I then whip him over the head with a golden cane that materialized in my hand the moment I teleported to him.
"HELLO, GODMODDER. ARE YOU EVEN HERE?"
"Look at this! Tricksters are everywhere and quickly taking the limelight from you!"
I wave my cane into the air.
"Aren't you suppose to be enraged or something of the sort! I mean, this is ridiculous!"
"Unless, for some reason you are allowing this... even although it distracts people from you. Oh did you plan this? No? I thought not!"
"Ugh, you can't even do you're job!"
And with that, I teleport away before he can retaliate.
Back into the mech.
I start channeling a spell.
(Hey twin, you didn't respond to some posts last turn. You quoted them but never did respond to them)
(Like my 3rd post last round)
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 13 - 1 for bot
The Godmodder calmly locks you in a chair and explains that you all have gotten to the point where the way that you can help continue the Narrative's course is by defeating bosses, not damaging him directly. With every boss you defeat, the Godmodder will take damage! So you don't really need to attack him much anymore, although you should still try! So the Godmodder decides it's fine if the Trickster/Grimdark war continues... But perhaps he SHOULD limit it.
Oops. I thought that was an auto-attack by the Bot. My mistake.
35/40 (+1 from Eglarbroad and Leon)
Research 31/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad and Leon)
18/30
113 Ball 10/11
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
Ah. It appears as if Serpent is now fine. I turn on my heels, towards Irecreeper. Before he can even blink, there is a tentacle of my aura imbedded in his body. Multiple, even. I suggest we take out TT after Ire, and leave Generic for last. He needs to suffer for his mistake. The clouds come ever closer to coating the Battlefield entirely.
If needed, I use my Mind Honey Grape Pot on anybody of the Eldritch side who needs healing. Even if they are missing one health.
Ea'ca jois al'oan l'oa l'oaverse. Mor!
Mercy of the horrorterrors? I think not. I am merely acting as a conduit, as per the agreement. In other words, no. Do not even attempt to cure me. It is impossible. Besides, I am perfectly sane as it is. It is not as if I murdering all of you; just a few.
You know what? I think I shall still reminisce during the duel.
You have no time for this; you download the two files, and run the client. At the same time on your other monitor, you get into a chat with Nelrte once more. However, I shall not include it. It is merely a lot a bossing about and commands.
Loading...
Nelrte: Deploy Alchemiter, Cruxtruder, Punch Designix, and Totem Lathe.
Whew. It looks like Araeva actually told him what to do. Your hand inches closer and closer to the Cruxtruder valve...
Leon, do not worry about that. I fully expect Richard to shoot whoever wins in the back of the head.
Now it seems to be behaving. And by the way, entities usually take a charge time and have tens of thousands of HP.
Miraj: 37/50
Debuffer: 37/50
+2 to Aegis.
I bring down my blade and shatter the Monolith if it isn't destroyed yet.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
potion of jump boost OOO fermented spider eye 1/2 (why haven't I done this kind of thing sooner?)
Awkward potion OOO cave spider fang = potion of poison done
Potion of poison OOO gunpowder 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Turns out that there's another infectious corruption with similar effects. The two sides hate each other it seems because there is a somewhat large scale battle going on between the two. Wilson sighed. Whatever the answer was, it wasn't fighting. He felt a strange, almost reckless urge to try and stop the fight. He knew it was stupid, especially after failing to do the same with the Godmodder. But hey, that was probably just too big of a target. He could handle this. Absolutely. Probably. Maybe. Unlikely. Negligibly. He started running towards the battle. Just don't get thwacked on the head with one of those lollipops. That would be bad. He hadn't seen anyone use chocolate based candy, so that was good at least.
pure heart 4/8: 1/2
Potion of Jump Boost OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Gravity (1/2)
Potion of Poison OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Gunpowder (1/2)
Blue: Use bt:ultramarine on the skellies
Fseftr: Attack.
___
The young lady proceeds to ignore all your suggestions. She already has a name in mind, and has no intention of changing it. She’ll just do it for you.
Your name is [REDACTED]. But you also go by BLUE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of PRESENTS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for FANTASY NOVELS. You like to play the guitar but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for LAPIS LAZULI, and are an aspiring QUEEN. You also like to play GAMES occasionally.
When you have free time, which isn’t too often, you like to hang out with some of your friends, all of which are rather NORMAL and none of which are TRAITORS TO THE EMPIRE or trying to KILL YOU.
You have no idea what a chumhandle is.
But you generally type casually.
And replace commas with line breaks.
Sigh... I implement a time machine, deflect Piono's bullet, and attempt to cut his head off with the Spiral Sucker. I sharpened it. Or I use the Pyroland Popper, I guess.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO UNTRICKSTER ME... WHEN YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED? Silly you. Wait, have you failed?
Whatever. I toss a Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb at Paradox Dimentio and toss a Spiral Sucker at it hard enough to set it off. I then rush up to him and quickly steal his cue ball. For my own semi-sinister purposes. And to destroy him. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT ME... IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD? GIVE UP.
Okay... I think we have three total shots with the Deudly Magnum. Unless I failed and/or the thing I thought was a magic cueball wasn't. In which case we have 1-2.
Dicespheres of Zillyfail 6/9
Magnum >=Zillymiter=< Magnum of Zillydeud (Hopefully.)
12,000 damage! He isn't holding the Cueball... It's in his own secure part of Hammerspace!
Magnum >= Zillymiter =< Magnum of Zillydeud
MAGNUM OF ZILLYDEUD: A candy-colored version of Scratch's own magnum. Whether it retains its blatantly overpowered damage output remains to be seen.
It would not make sense for a mechanical left hand to have over 9000 hp =P (just what is it made of??)
I gather thermal energy from my surroundings.
A fine layer of frost settles on the ground in an ever-expanding circle around me and the air becomes dreadfully cold.
I hurl a massive ball of flame at the space in front of me, However, as the flame crosses the event horizon of my time dilation shield the leading edge slows to an almost imperceptible crawl even as the rest of the flame-ball crosses the boundary. The result is a highly concentrated wave of infernal radiance suspended serenely in time before me..
For my final action I begin constructing my slightly more sturdy Extra Right Hand [1/2]
Extra Left Hand: 45hp
maintaining.. Mystic Lens: 46hp
Status dolls: 5
Life dolls: 5
Yes it would! Otherwise it won't survive even a second!
2/? Poseidon's Culler
2/? After Eight
10/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
Yes good.
The spot where the Black Monolith was is now covered in a column of smoke and ash... It is nowhere to be seen.
Paradox Dimentio's mirror image is now here! You have to bring the boss down to -1,000,000 HP or else, the field will be WIPED! But there is good news! You can easily take this guy down! All you have to do is ONE-SHOT, ORIGINAL ATTACKS! This is your chance to let your imagination run wild with all the alchemies you've stockpiled! Go for it! If you do, the attack power of your attacks against Dimentio will greatly increase!
The Goat from Heck and Soulless Golem kill the Skeleton Commander!
The Skeleton Riders deal 2,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Doomsday Bot deals an additional 5,000 damage! Kuero deals 4,000 damage to Japhet!
Both PG entities deal 9,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Godmodder kills the Soulless Golem, the remaining Skeleton Rider, deals 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and 35,000 damage to the Goat from Heck!
Meanwhile, The_Serpent and TheLordErelye STRIFE! Here is how this will work. You both will have 90,000 HP and can use ANYTHING you have against each other. The winner will gain complete mastery of their element and will not be insane because of it. The loser will be completely shut out from their element. It's technically win/win for both sides, but think about what could happen if you were grimdark/trickster AND sane! To join in the STRIFE, you must be either grimdark or trickster. Since there is only one grimdark, only two people will be in the STRIFE at any time. All damage taken to either combatant is restored since I didn't clarify the rules.
The Nether entities kill The_Serpent!
Suddenly, in the column of ash where the Black Monolith was, a rumbling noise can be heard! Something is falling from the sky! It's...
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
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Posts:
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Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
Member Details
POST 1;
11/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 11/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 4/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 2/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Google: Tesseract. It is a 4D cube. I then do Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core. I execute Battle Technique: BRASS TACKS. Afterward, I document all the pure knowledge emitting from the Black Monolith in a book. Eglarbroad would want this... also Twin, would the Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul break the OP Scale, not break it, or come very very close to breaking it? It *should* be the last upgrade... I check what items are in the Top 10 Alchemized Stuff list. I draw a book labeled, "How to use your Creation Pen," with the Creation Pen. I then somehow draw a 11D String.
TWINJA'D
THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 0/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 300/1000 AQUA: 300/1000 TERRA: 300/1000 AER: 300/1000 ORDO: 300/1000 PERDITO: 50/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
EKIMO? ... GRAMMAR. Twin can and probably will fail your attack due to grammar/spelling.
Whatever. I attempt to alchemize a drill to expedite my TTGL referencing.
Core Drill && Spiral Power = Giga Drill 1/??
... I GUESS I upgrade the Alchemiter? I attempt to duplicate this first, though. YOU AREN'T STOPPING ME FROM ATTEMPTING TO CHEESE YOUR SYSTEM, YOU HEAR ME? Also I want to see if it's similar in shape to a game cartridge.
Trifecta appearance: Um... a robot? Made of a Blue Generic Object. Maybe a God Tier hoodie (Hope), a Lord cape, and Raymanian Limbs (not going to link TVTropes). And it probably doesn't have much of a face. One of those LED faces or something. Literally Generic. Seriously. I'm doing this man, I'm taking this whim to its logical conclusion.
Oh hey, I can join the STRIFE/GRIEF. I guess I do so. To start, I believe in the fact that I have a magic cue ball so hard, one materializes right before my eyes. I then borrow the Deudly Magnum and shoot Erelye. Straight through the head.
Dimentio stats forthcoming...
Um... twin, Mach 5 is a longbow, as I used Gale of Thorns OR air cannon, which would provide a long bow (as the thing started out with a long bow, and all of the things were arrayed so as to produce longbows each time through use of OR alchemies) as Gale of Thorns was a long bow/cross bow hybrid and the first in the alchemy.
Also, twin. There was a min-strife involved.
I would like to point out that I would not have wiped out the trickster thing were it not for the fact of more pressing matters. Such as Dimentio needing to take at least 200K damage per round in order to die before the dark carnival. I think that take precedence over trickster mode. The anti-trickster beam won't work again, because piono forgot something...
Improbability drives explode after a few second in normality restoration mode. Meaning that piono and serpent are going to have to beat down all the tricksters and Erelye individually. and even if it still wouldn't work on Serpent, remember that piono was already halfway to beating trickster mode because of his psychic training in the IUPC (the reason him and trickster him were swapping back and forth) and so all he would have needed was a little push, and focusing all of his power would have supercharged his blast aimed at serpent.
Also, twin, on the subject of character appearance, my minecraft skin is not the one you should use. I had an old one that was a runemarked steve skin (my old avatar was the face for it) and that's what piono looks like. I am currently using a Hank Wimbleton skin, but I would change back if I knew how. If you end up not being able to figure it out, piono is a human skin, with glowing red eyes, and his hair has what seems to be a dancing glow of fire beneath it, glowing runemarks of all colors shine through his clothing at various places, and anywhere he has open skin (you can still see skin, but most of it is covered in the runes)
Huh? All the raw magic alchemies only launched it up one level...
Oh well, suppose I shouldn't complain about 7 fewer rounds on the alchemy chain.
2/8 for the Tempest
6/7 for Canopy's Caper
3/6 for the Kinetic Killers
14/50 for Vulcanos
12/15 for charged attack
piono finally finishes coming down out of trickster mode.
He looks up into the sky.
hmm...
Tricky?
Go help Erelye.
I think Serpent will want her minecraft avatar back.
Tricky just cackles and jumps up to erelye's location.
Erelye can claim Tricky's help, as a demonic zombie clown with insane overpowered abilities, such a powerful helper that is immune to both trickster and grimdark magics should prove quite useful.
Piono turns around to face Dimentio.
Time to show everyone what I am truly capably of.
Piono clicks into his PDA, and a signal goes out...
Elsewhere, Phobos uses Combat Operandi: Fear on Tombsander.
Dimentio takes 82500 damage from tvtropia, reducing him to -190K health!
And then... Impending Doom goes off again...
A massive horde of dark carnival cultists flood into the server. 150 dark carnival cultists added. They will block attacks far more effectively than they did before, and there are roughly fifty new ones coming in every round...
However, due to their alleigance to Dimentio, they suffer from the same exemption from the [=OP scale=] in regards to one-shot attacks.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 7/11)
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 6/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 4)
I kill both the remaining Skeleton Rider and Skeleton Commander with Malleo Dei!
3/? Poseidon's Culler
3/? After Eight
11/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I take my new hammer and go Smash Bros FLAMING GOLDEN HAMMER on Dementio.
10/10 - the humidity is getting to the entities....servos gummed...sweat not evaporating... All entities on the battlefield suffer from fatigue caused by the humidity that permeates the entirety of the battlefield causes entities to deal half damage and take mini-crits from players.
50 post - I summon a hostile Mario. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 40% chance of bouncing one ranged attack back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his colossal is a gigantic fireball that randomly deals 15,000 to half the entities in a zone except him.
Research 31/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad and Leon)
18/30
113 Ball 10/11
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
Ah. It appears as if Serpent is now fine. I turn on my heels, towards Irecreeper. Before he can even blink, there is a tentacle of my aura imbedded in his body. Multiple, even. I suggest we take out TT after Ire, and leave Generic for last. He needs to suffer for his mistake. The clouds come ever closer to coating the Battlefield entirely.
If needed, I use my Mind Honey Grape Pot on anybody of the Eldritch side who needs healing. Even if they are missing one health.
Ea'ca jois al'oan l'oa l'oaverse. Mor!
Mercy of the horrorterrors? I think not. I am merely acting as a conduit, as per the agreement. In other words, no. Do not even attempt to cure me. It is impossible. Besides, I am perfectly sane as it is. It is not as if I murdering all of you; just a few.
You know what? I think I shall still reminisce during the duel.
You have no time for this; you download the two files, and run the client. At the same time on your other monitor, you get into a chat with Nelrte once more. However, I shall not include it. It is merely a lot a bossing about and commands.
Loading...
Nelrte: Deploy Alchemiter, Cruxtruder, Punch Designix, and Totem Lathe.
Whew. It looks like Araeva actually told him what to do. Your hand inches closer and closer to the Cruxtruder valve...
Leon, do not worry about that. I fully expect Richard to shoot whoever wins in the back of the head.
Miraj: 37/50
Debuffer: 37/50
+2 to Aegis.
I bring down my blade and shatter the Monolith if it isn't destroyed yet.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
potion of jump boost OOO fermented spider eye 1/2 (why haven't I done this kind of thing sooner?)
Awkward potion OOO cave spider fang = potion of poison done
Potion of poison OOO gunpowder 1/2
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Turns out that there's another infectious corruption with similar effects. The two sides hate each other it seems because there is a somewhat large scale battle going on between the two. Wilson sighed. Whatever the answer was, it wasn't fighting. He felt a strange, almost reckless urge to try and stop the fight. He knew it was stupid, especially after failing to do the same with the Godmodder. But hey, that was probably just too big of a target. He could handle this. Absolutely. Probably. Maybe. Unlikely. Negligibly. He started running towards the battle. Just don't get thwacked on the head with one of those lollipops. That would be bad. He hadn't seen anyone use chocolate based candy, so that was good at least.
pure heart 4/8: 1/2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Yeah, no. We need to cure him. I thought curing Trickster was impossible, but it wasn't. So curing Grimdarkness can't be. We just need to get Tricky to cooperate. We can't have you murder a few of us. It would go against the PLAN.
Capitalized for ominous sound.
Oh no
/null
Action 1/3
Oryx's Pact: 27/50
Not Just A Howitzer: 2/20
Halloween Surprise: 2/50
I use Chivalrous Chop to farm some sword damage on the Tombsander.
Sword Damage: 90K/150K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
HMAS Ship: 7/50
Vengeance: 12/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Blue: Use bt:ultramarine on the skellies
Fseftr: Attack.
___
The young lady proceeds to ignore all your suggestions. She already has a name in mind, and has no intention of changing it. She’ll just do it for you.
Your name is [REDACTED]. But you also go by BLUE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of PRESENTS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for FANTASY NOVELS. You like to play the guitar but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for LAPIS LAZULI, and are an aspiring QUEEN. You also like to play GAMES occasionally.
When you have free time, which isn’t too often, you like to hang out with some of your friends, all of which are rather NORMAL and none of which are TRAITORS TO THE EMPIRE or trying to KILL YOU.
You have no idea what a chumhandle is.
But you generally type casually.
And replace commas with line breaks.
What will you do?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO UNTRICKSTER ME... WHEN YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED? Silly you. Wait, have you failed?
Whatever. I toss a Skylight Jawbreaker Bomb at Paradox Dimentio and toss a Spiral Sucker at it hard enough to set it off. I then rush up to him and quickly steal his cue ball. For my own semi-sinister purposes. And to destroy him. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO DEFEAT ME... IF YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD? GIVE UP.
Okay... I think we have three total shots with the Deudly Magnum. Unless I failed and/or the thing I thought was a magic cueball wasn't. In which case we have 1-2.
Dicespheres of Zillyfail 6/9
Magnum >=Zillymiter=< Magnum of Zillydeud (Hopefully.)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I gather thermal energy from my surroundings.
A fine layer of frost settles on the ground in an ever-expanding circle around me and the air becomes dreadfully cold.
I hurl a massive ball of flame at the space in front of me, However, as the flame crosses the event horizon of my time dilation shield the leading edge slows to an almost imperceptible crawl even as the rest of the flame-ball crosses the boundary. The result is a highly concentrated wave of infernal radiance suspended serenely in time before me..
For my final action I begin constructing my slightly more sturdy Extra Right Hand [1/2]
Extra Left Hand: 45hp
maintaining.. Mystic Lens: 46hp
Status dolls: 5
Life dolls: 5
=[26 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[16 / 25]= Queen Bee
...
Lost both legs.
A Chairpack will need to do for now.
HEY, GODMODDER!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Anyway...
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ALL OF THESE SMILIES ATTACK JAPHET!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I THR()W THE KATANA IN THE SKY. IT LANDS SQUARELY ()N DIMENTI().
TITANFALL: 4/11
General 3: 32/40
General 4: 32/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
36/50 Attacking...
36/50 Attacking...
========== 62%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
6/10 Misc...
10/10x19 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x3 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
2/? Poseidon's Culler
2/? After Eight
10/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
10/10 - the humidity is getting to the entities....servos gummed...sweat not evaporating... All entities on the battlefield suffer from fatigue caused by the humidity that permeates the entirety of the battlefield causes entities to deal half damage and take mini-crits from players.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Hey! You edited that attack against the Monolith in later! That was a nullpost when I first saw it... Attack cancelled!
Whoops. Even then, once I factored in TvTropes, Dimentio is at 53,600 HP! He's still alive!
...That is, unless TvTropes had its way and finished him off, which I guess is what happened. Paradox Dimentio killed! ...His mirror image remains!
MACH 5: An air cannon is, in this case, a giant cannon that shoots out pressurized air. This air cannon is made out of solid air, however, given raw stormy form. It fires bolts of pure storm energy, and is portable to boot. You will never run out of ammo, either!
Potential Lethalities || Energy Complex = Kinetic Killers (Level 5: 1/6)
...Seriously? I just started a Strife with awesome art, and you just ended it? I DID say that the only way to get rid of either side of this issue was to settle it through Strife... Not even the Improbability Drive can change that! You both remain Trickstered.
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
20,000 damage to Tombsander!
Mach 5 || Raw Air Magic = The Tempest (Level 7: 1/8)
I'm pretty sure Tombsander is just giant blocks of soul sand. Still, 9,500 damage!
> LEONSTAR0: LV. 901 FISHTECH => MOBY ****'S REVENGE
A sea of 30,000 Holy Mackerels come rushing towards the Black Monolith! They form an unstoppable wall facing the structure, bearing down towards it! The center of the Monolith gleams brightly with golden light... Soon, it has every single Mackerel in its glare! They all get sucked towards the light... The Monolith's corners break away, revealing the center, a spinning rectangular prism which grows large with golden light, revealing a portal to a bleak grey landscape!
Every one of the thousands of fishes sail straight through the Monolith. Once the last one has, its center shines with a strobe light, its corners warping back in on themselves. The entire structure collapses and explodes.
Black Monolith destroyed.
A single shard of it drops to your feet. You pick up its Spoil of War, Monolithium. It is purely decorative and serves no purpose in combat or alchemy, but is only meant as a trophy.
5,000 damage!
LANCER: A massive sniper rifle with four barrels: two red, two black. It's emblazoned with the insignias of the four suits of cards: hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades. Presumably imbued with their powers as well.
9,000 damage!
Exact same thing? What would that be?
15,000 damage!
She was the only one that I was involved in the whole thing for a while AND had a Minecraft skin readily available for reference. You don't have a Minecraft account, so I couldn't draw you... That begs the question. How SHOULD I draw you in Trifecta?
You'd have to become grimdark yourself to join Erelye...
ZAZZERPAN'S RODS: A set of needles; one green, and one red, that resemble the pawns used in Calliope and Caliborn's chess game, and simultaneously, in Zazzerpan and Calmasis' chess game. They appear to harbor chess-related magics.
You play black. The set plays white. Since I am not especially good at chess and certainly don't have the time to think up a game of chess right now, let's assume this all plays out in a cutscene off-screen.
-10% Sanity to the Soulless Golem!
> THELORDERELYE: COMBAT OPERANDI - WOEGOTHICS
You expend 6 of every Sacred Item.
You raise the Hazel Wand at The_Serpent, who grins giddily at you. Your black aura materialize into giant thorns that lash out at her. While she's distracted, you charge the Wand and fire a bolt of pure liquid shadow directly at her. It barrels straight through her and then loops back around, descending from the sky like a meteor, creating an explosion of black fire. 20,000 damage.
Yeah, the Strife will be 1v1.
The instant you pick up the white orb, it bisects in half, revealing what appears to be a game cartridge embedded inside of it. It reads, "A Gift". There is some more writing on it, in white text.
Forgive me for the white text. I foresaw that there would come a point where backgrounds would be rendered next to useless in your Game Master's precious Update Terminal, so I acquiesced to the demands of the Narrative while writing this. Hopefully the orb activated and revealed this message. If it hadn't and you and tried to use it as one of my seeds, it would not have reacted kindly. If you are reading this, however, than it has worked. I advise you to plug this cartridge to your Alchemiter as soon as you can. You will not regret it.
-The Cueball
What. He's still alive?! Well I mean of course he was. I talked to him. But still...
...This is disconcerting. I guess just go ahead and upgrade the Alchemiter?
Hazel Wand >= Zillymiter =< Wandstick of Zillylye
WANDSTICK OF ZILLYLYE: A pure white wand. Appears to be a massive downgrade from the Hazel Wand.
PYROLAND POPPER: A larger Spiral Sucker with a sharpened edge.
Sadly, your Monolith attack did not go through... However, your summon can. Trickster Troll RPers added!
This strife is 1v1! Sigh... I probably should explain the rules of the strife in the EotB.
Hostile mobs? Where?
9,000 damage to the cage! You're still inside of it...
10,000 damage!
KELVIN CRYSTAL: A reddish crystal that appears to emanate heat and cold at the same time... Yet a dull grey essence pulses at its core.
+10,000 HP to the Goat from Heck and Japhet! 10,000 damage to the Captcharoid Bot and ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡)!
+3,000 HP! I'd like it if you specified whether you're small-healing or big-healing with the weapon. Since you only posted once this turn, it's hard to tell...
You attempt to head towards the Monolith, but it has disappeared and has been obscured in a giant cloud of smoke and ash...
3,500 damage!
You're only in a 1v1 strife, so you only target The_Serpent! In order for Leonstar0 to join your side, you will need to infuse him with grimdark energy and corrupt him...
8,000 damage!
Indeed. Because Trickster is a powerful thing.
Well yeah, but first you have to type in Comic Sans!
4,500 damage!
Wait... Why are you summoning body parts as entities? To what end? Keep in mind that this is VERY little HP... Any entity could easily kill them in one shot!
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 1/11)
You need to go grimdark to fight against the Tricksters!
The tricksters are already insane! You only fuel their power!
The things you draw with the Creation Pen have to be able to exist in the confines of the known universe.
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
The yellow X that was left by the previous uses of this attack shines, and the crossroads materialize, this time as giant walls! They lock the Skeleton Calvary and Doomsday Bot inside! Soon, giant eyes start appearing on the walls, which glower at the entities and fire at them with red-hot laser beams! They slow the AGs' movements, eventually petrifying them entirely...
The negative space (the ground) left by the crossroads disappears, leaving the AGs floating in space, bordered by a giant X! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the void... Soon, a giant red hand appears... Then, a massive red arm appears... And then, directly opposite from it, another claw appears! Then a hand... And then an arm! Two monolithic arms rise out from opposite sides of the crossroads, golden blood coursing through their veins. The arms glow and reach up... grabbing the sun itself.
Night falls as the arms throw the sun directly into the AGs, vaporizing them! Once a minute has passed, the arms throw the sun back into the sky. They then attempt to raise themselves further, and succeed! A dull shape starts appearing in between them... Yet something halts its movement once more! Looking down, you can see that red chains are restricting this creature's movements! It sinks down into the pit, but you can swear you hear something...
yes... 0ne m0re time will suffice... that c0mbined with the grey 0ne's p0wers... d0 n0t st0p...
The ground reappears and the walls tumble back down, leaving a shining inferno of a white X directly onto the Battlefield. 3 Skeleton Riders killed! 15,000 damage to the Doomsday Bot!
4,000 damage!
I'd recommend using this AFTER the Paradox Dimentio boss fight is over... Whatever is in that pit, I think it can wait until the current bosses are gone.
3,500 damage!
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => PAX AZURITE
You expend the necessary Sacred Items.
10,000 damage to the Skeleton Commander! 2 Skeleton Riders killed!
7,500 damage to Tombsander!
What? What would be?
The Godmodder calmly locks you in a chair and explains that you all have gotten to the point where the way that you can help continue the Narrative's course is by defeating bosses, not damaging him directly. With every boss you defeat, the Godmodder will take damage! So you don't really need to attack him much anymore, although you should still try! So the Godmodder decides it's fine if the Trickster/Grimdark war continues... But perhaps he SHOULD limit it.
Oops. I thought that was an auto-attack by the Bot. My mistake.
4,000 damage to Kuero!
Potion of Jump Boost OOO Fermented Spider Eye = Potion of Gravity (1/2)
Potion of Poison OOO Gunpowder = Splash Potion of Gunpowder (1/2)
POTION OF POISON: Just that.
No, I tweaked his defense stat brought upon by his passive and the attack power of Assassination.
10,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
4 Skeleton Riders killed!
7,500 damage to Tombsander!
12,000 damage! He isn't holding the Cueball... It's in his own secure part of Hammerspace!
Magnum >= Zillymiter =< Magnum of Zillydeud
MAGNUM OF ZILLYDEUD: A candy-colored version of Scratch's own magnum. Whether it retains its blatantly overpowered damage output remains to be seen.
Yes it would! Otherwise it won't survive even a second!
9,000 damage!
4,000 damage to both!
Yes good.
The spot where the Black Monolith was is now covered in a column of smoke and ash... It is nowhere to be seen.
Paradox Dimentio's mirror image is now here! You have to bring the boss down to -1,000,000 HP or else, the field will be WIPED! But there is good news! You can easily take this guy down! All you have to do is ONE-SHOT, ORIGINAL ATTACKS! This is your chance to let your imagination run wild with all the alchemies you've stockpiled! Go for it! If you do, the attack power of your attacks against Dimentio will greatly increase!
The Goat from Heck and Soulless Golem kill the Skeleton Commander!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 6,000 damage to Japhet!
The Skeleton Riders deal 2,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Doomsday Bot deals an additional 5,000 damage! Kuero deals 4,000 damage to Japhet!
Both PG entities deal 9,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Godmodder kills the Soulless Golem, the remaining Skeleton Rider, deals 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio and 35,000 damage to the Goat from Heck!
Meanwhile, The_Serpent and TheLordErelye STRIFE! Here is how this will work. You both will have 90,000 HP and can use ANYTHING you have against each other. The winner will gain complete mastery of their element and will not be insane because of it. The loser will be completely shut out from their element. It's technically win/win for both sides, but think about what could happen if you were grimdark/trickster AND sane! To join in the STRIFE, you must be either grimdark or trickster. Since there is only one grimdark, only two people will be in the STRIFE at any time. All damage taken to either combatant is restored since I didn't clarify the rules.
The Nether entities kill The_Serpent!
Suddenly, in the column of ash where the Black Monolith was, a rumbling noise can be heard! Something is falling from the sky! It's...
It's the TARDIS the Godmodder reflected! It's collided into the Battlefield! What is it doing there?! Perhaps you should investigate!
The Battlefield:
Prime TARDIS.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: -107,500/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Goat from Heck: [H] HP: 38,000/150,000. Wrath of the Baa: III
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡): [N] HP: 116,000/130,000. Nani Sore: III Fifth Eye: IIIII
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot: [AG] HP: 55,000/150,000. Ability Capture: III Ability Alchemiter: IIIIII
Kuero: [AG] HP: 36,000/40,000. Dusk's Umbra: III Assassinate: II
Japhet: [PG] HP: 30,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 40,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 32.
~~~
Strife~
TheLordErelye: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Grimdark.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 90,000/90,000. Trickster.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000. Soulsand Cage: 16,000/25,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 0/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +90,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIII Contamination: IIII
Phoenix III: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 13,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 75,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 11,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 7,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 18,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 1: Transcender. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 95,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 82,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 27,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 46,025/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
11/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 11/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 4/11)
Heal Station || Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade = Healing Raspberry Helmet Upgrade (Level 10: 2/11)
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
Google: Tesseract. It is a 4D cube. I then do Glitchy Alloy || Unstable Spaceship Core. I execute Battle Technique: BRASS TACKS. Afterward, I document all the pure knowledge emitting from the Black Monolith in a book. Eglarbroad would want this... also Twin, would the Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul break the OP Scale, not break it, or come very very close to breaking it? It *should* be the last upgrade... I check what items are in the Top 10 Alchemized Stuff list. I draw a book labeled, "How to use your Creation Pen," with the Creation Pen. I then somehow draw a 11D String.
TWINJA'D
THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: NULL
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 0/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 300/1000
AQUA: 300/1000
TERRA: 300/1000
AER: 300/1000
ORDO: 300/1000
PERDITO: 50/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
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Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
... Then fall flat on my face and hit Dimentio
Also I would like to Ty to play on the AG side again
Whatever. I attempt to alchemize a drill to expedite my TTGL referencing.
Core Drill && Spiral Power = Giga Drill 1/??
... I GUESS I upgrade the Alchemiter? I attempt to duplicate this first, though. YOU AREN'T STOPPING ME FROM ATTEMPTING TO CHEESE YOUR SYSTEM, YOU HEAR ME? Also I want to see if it's similar in shape to a game cartridge.
Trifecta appearance: Um... a robot? Made of a Blue Generic Object. Maybe a God Tier hoodie (Hope), a Lord cape, and Raymanian Limbs (not going to link TVTropes). And it probably doesn't have much of a face. One of those LED faces or something. Literally Generic. Seriously. I'm doing this man, I'm taking this whim to its logical conclusion.
Oh hey, I can join the STRIFE/GRIEF. I guess I do so. To start, I believe in the fact that I have a magic cue ball so hard, one materializes right before my eyes. I then borrow the Deudly Magnum and shoot Erelye. Straight through the head.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Dimentio stats forthcoming...
Um... twin, Mach 5 is a longbow, as I used Gale of Thorns OR air cannon, which would provide a long bow (as the thing started out with a long bow, and all of the things were arrayed so as to produce longbows each time through use of OR alchemies) as Gale of Thorns was a long bow/cross bow hybrid and the first in the alchemy.
Also, twin. There was a min-strife involved.
I would like to point out that I would not have wiped out the trickster thing were it not for the fact of more pressing matters. Such as Dimentio needing to take at least 200K damage per round in order to die before the dark carnival. I think that take precedence over trickster mode. The anti-trickster beam won't work again, because piono forgot something...
Improbability drives explode after a few second in normality restoration mode. Meaning that piono and serpent are going to have to beat down all the tricksters and Erelye individually. and even if it still wouldn't work on Serpent, remember that piono was already halfway to beating trickster mode because of his psychic training in the IUPC (the reason him and trickster him were swapping back and forth) and so all he would have needed was a little push, and focusing all of his power would have supercharged his blast aimed at serpent.
Also, twin, on the subject of character appearance, my minecraft skin is not the one you should use. I had an old one that was a runemarked steve skin (my old avatar was the face for it) and that's what piono looks like. I am currently using a Hank Wimbleton skin, but I would change back if I knew how. If you end up not being able to figure it out, piono is a human skin, with glowing red eyes, and his hair has what seems to be a dancing glow of fire beneath it, glowing runemarks of all colors shine through his clothing at various places, and anywhere he has open skin (you can still see skin, but most of it is covered in the runes)
Huh? All the raw magic alchemies only launched it up one level...
Oh well, suppose I shouldn't complain about 7 fewer rounds on the alchemy chain.
2/8 for the Tempest
6/7 for Canopy's Caper
3/6 for the Kinetic Killers
14/50 for Vulcanos
12/15 for charged attack
piono finally finishes coming down out of trickster mode.
He looks up into the sky.
hmm...
Tricky?
Go help Erelye.
I think Serpent will want her minecraft avatar back.
Tricky just cackles and jumps up to erelye's location.
Erelye can claim Tricky's help, as a demonic zombie clown with insane overpowered abilities, such a powerful helper that is immune to both trickster and grimdark magics should prove quite useful.
Piono turns around to face Dimentio.
Time to show everyone what I am truly capably of.
Piono clicks into his PDA, and a signal goes out...
Elsewhere, Phobos uses Combat Operandi: Fear on Tombsander.
Dimentio takes 82500 damage from tvtropia, reducing him to -190K health!
And then... Impending Doom goes off again...
A massive horde of dark carnival cultists flood into the server. 150 dark carnival cultists added. They will block attacks far more effectively than they did before, and there are roughly fifty new ones coming in every round...
However, due to their alleigance to Dimentio, they suffer from the same exemption from the [=OP scale=] in regards to one-shot attacks.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I slash at dimento.
"sorry dimento, but paradoxes are for Murderers"
ok, change of plans,
im changing the name of the two charges, now with more Danger.
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 14/50
Giant Everything: 14/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Power vortex gate 26/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 6/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 4)
I kill both the remaining Skeleton Rider and Skeleton Commander with Malleo Dei!
INVENTORY
38/50 Attacking...
38/50 Attacking...
========== 64%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
8/10 Misc...
10/10x19 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x1 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
3/? Poseidon's Culler
3/? After Eight
11/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I take my new hammer and go Smash Bros FLAMING GOLDEN HAMMER on Dementio.
10/10 - the humidity is getting to the entities....servos gummed...sweat not evaporating... All entities on the battlefield suffer from fatigue caused by the humidity that permeates the entirety of the battlefield causes entities to deal half damage and take mini-crits from players.
50 post - I summon a hostile Mario. He's a player with 40,000 hitpoints, 5,000 attack (deals the same amount to each hit target) and can hit more than one target at once. Has a 40% chance of bouncing one ranged attack back at the attacker in addition to his attack. If it was a player, he's stunned for one post and may only boost charges already started.
50 post - He has three respawns and his colossal is a gigantic fireball that randomly deals 15,000 to half the entities in a zone except him.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.