5/6 for Mach 5
3/7 for the level 7 plant staff
I finish dual potential lethalities
11/50 for Vulcanos
9/15 for charged attack
on the surface, engie tears a hole in the fabric of reality where dimentio stands...
And the paradox grows.
That's what a paradox is, a tear and destruction of the fabric of reality.
You used a shard of yourself, and completely failed to even harm dimentio... Oh dear, this doesn't bode well.
piono continues freaking out in trickster mode, now swinging around his fused lollipops in complete and total violation of erelye's shield.
I give up at this point.
Before trickster!piono can convert anyone though...
A sign post to the face sends him into the ground.
Tricky bounces backwards, then over towards the abandoned improbability drive...
Phobos finishes reforming, then looks over at engie.
An improbability shield forms around him.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 7/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15
Nether side quest? I'm here to crush the Godmodder's army, allowing my teammates to attack unhindered... but hey, I accept.
Action 1/3
Release from Lantimor: 25/25 Completed.
Oryx's Pact: 25/50
Suddenly, a wave of dark shadow is cast upon the battlefield. A creature wielding dual katanas with an unrevealed face shows itself to the battlefield. However, almost as sudden as its unleash, it fades back into enigma... we're not dealing with an ordinary assassin...
Kuero the Dark Ninja [AG] HP: 40000/40000
Actions: Silver Slashes: This deals 4000 damage to its target. Dual Strike: Deals 7000 damage to its target and causes Bleeding for 3 turns. However, it cannot be used twice in a row. Dusk's Umbra: Renders the Dark Ninja invisible. During this time, Kuero cannot be targeted. Has a 3 turn cooldown that activates once the invisibility wears off. Assassinate: To perform this action, Kuero must have been invisible for at least 2 turns, and also must not have any negative status effects on. If successful, Kuero will deal a devastating 100,000 damage to his target, but suffers the loss of being able to perform any action for the following turn.
Passive Abilities: Deathless Affinity: This empowers Kuero with the ability to negate 80% of damage taken while not stunned. Tangible Blades: This allows Kuero's victims the ability to parry his attacks, however, they cannot be parried when the Dark Ninja is invisible. Swinging Fatigue: Upon having three of his attacks parried in a row, Kuero will become stunned for 2 turns. This allows him to take full damage. Deadly Surprise: Kuero loses his invisibility when he attacks. Tangibility: Attacks can still hit Kuero while he is invisible. If he his hit, he will be stunned for the remainder of the turn and his invisibility removes itself. Stealth: Kuero keeps his invisibility indefinitely until it is removed by an outside source, such as Deadly Surprise.
New Effects: Invisibility disables intentional targeting on those affected by it, but they can still be hit with attacks, just not targeted on purpose. Bleeding takes 1000 HP every turn from those affected by it. Stunned renders affected entities unable to act.
Time to start work on Dimentio.
Or at least once I get done with my other stuff.
Mach 5 3/6
Tree Trunk OR raw plant magic: 1/7
3/? for dual Potential Lethalities
9/50 for Vulcanos
7/15 for charged attack
piono quickly pulls out... dual... fused suckers.
Where the gorilla did I pull these from?!?!
Hee hee hee, You can have my other ones Erelye! I have plenty!
Oh my...
Tricky finally arrives.
Tricky!!!!
trickster!piono throws one of the fused suckers at Tricky.
O̶̡̼͉̺̼̚ḩ̼̪̥̭̼᷅ gorilla.
Tricky quickly dodges out of the way.
Ninjatwist, standing right behind him, is not so lucky.
Phobos begins reforming...
Dimentio takes 84500 damage from tvtropia.
Then Impending Doom goes off.
Everyone braces for a new attack... but instead...
Dimentio seems to split in two. There aren't actually two of him, but its like when your dizzy, and you have double vision. Who knows what it will do?
Wait wait wait, twin. The stacks were supposed to have all entities in them get hit by it, that blast should have wiped out everything but tombsander and the phoenix (because it would have regenerated as was stated in the update). I know its slightly overpowered, and normally I wouldn't have considered it, but honestly, that side-quest has WAY TOO MANY MOOKS!!! We've already killed more than two thirds of the entities summoned in the past two acts together in the Nether sidequest. Its time to cut things down a little bit. And especially since everyone in the nether died.
No offense serpent, but way too much health to chew through.
The Tree Trunk || Raw Plant Magic = Canopy's Caper (Level 6: 1/7)
Hey! He hasn't read Homestuck! Be nice to him. The Godmodder catches the fused sucker before it hits ninjatwist and stomps it into pieces.
Phobos respawns.
84,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Every single Nether entity besides the Pheonix and Tombsander is killed!
I toss a Spiral Sucker at Irecreeper, seeing as he has obtained the Furniture of Zillyheelx and is therefore at least neutral towards Tricksterism. I also toss one at Goomba and Hellcat each, as well as at all the people who haven't been "protected" by Erelye.
Trickster charge 6/15
I use all my Trickster troll weapons on the Black Monolith. I also attempt REFERENCETECH LV. 413: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I remove any ability to defy gravity that the Monolith may have, then shove it down a flight of extremely jagged stairs, tumbling, for 413 millennia.
More Trickster alchemy.
Combatdice of Zillywen && Warhammer of Zillyhoo
Combatdice of Zillywen || (Bullets or Bullets >=Zillymiter=<)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop or Spiral Sucker && Lollychop or just sharpen the Spiral Sucker's rim
He has already turned Trickster...
The Godmodder catches both suckers! "Come on! We don't need this escalating out of control!"
20,000 damage to the Monolith!
The Monolith remains floating, no matter what you do...
Combatdice of Zillywen && Warhammer of Zillyhoo = Catenative Vrillyhoo Hammer (Level 15: 1/16)
Combatdice of Zillywwen || Orbs of Zillyfyt = Dicespheres of Zillyfail (Level 8: 1/9)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop = Pyroland Popper (Level 4: 1/5)
(The Catenative Vrillyhoo Hammer is really just the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer. I just think the name sounds cooler.)
Bigger asshole than Hussie? Why, thank you. I have never received such an honor.
25/40
Research 20/50
9/30 (+1 from Leon)
113 Ball 5/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 3/6
Mate in Four 3/5
+1 to Eglarbroad and Leon.
I use Tempest's Temper on the Monolith. I cannot, and will not infect anybody with Grimdarkness. I, unlike you, realize that this curse is better left confined to a single being. No need to spread it. (I shall conveniently ignore the part at the beginning of this nonsense in which I attempted to convert a random player.) Yes, we shall see how they handle themselves in combat. The fused suckers are automatically transfigured into slightly more powerful tentacles. I defend all non-trickster players with shields of eldritch power, preventing any more transformations.
You head back downstairs, and prepare to download the file Virnul sent out. However, before you can do so, a loud thunk can be heard from the first floor. Great. You sneak halfway down the other stairs to see your Guardian scraping at the thermal hull refrigerator.
A Guardian can be many things on Vetas. Sometimes, they are horrific beasts and/or abominations taken from the third and smallest moon of the planet, Ot'Taer. At other points, they may merely be other elves (usually mutated ones, for various reasons). Very rarely, they may be creatures taken from other planets. Yes, elven technology is capable of long-distance space travel. What is with people thinking elven technology is only medieval level?
Anyways, you have milliseconds to react before your Guardian leaps at you. Why is he so angry? You dodge his blade and draw your trusty Vesperium Katana. What, was a spell expected? That is ridiculous. You know magic is not real.
Vesperium is one of the more durable and dense metals on the planet (Oddly enough, it still remains somewhat flexible), only found on Vetas itself. However, it is only somewhat conductive. It is generally used in the creation of armor plating for the fleets defending the planet, as it is quite good at resisting the gamma radiation of the star that is akin to the Sun, in human terms. This star is closer to Vetas than the Sun is to Earth (Though you do not know what the sun neither the earth are), but the atmosphere of the planet protects it, giving a mild climate. By mild, I mean it is assured to rain at least one day a week.
STRIFE!
At the very least, the guy who delivered the exposition was. I know it was you in character.
A massive erray of storm clouds congregates above you. A funnel of cold air and a funnel of hot air descend towards your position, mixing with the aura of your grimdarkness. Arcs of hot and cold energy combine in your palm as you flashstep towards the Monolith and smite it with your stormy energy. Funnels of wind and shade collide against its surface, dealing 13,000 damage!
You do that. We'll have to see how well it holds, however...
Honestly, I wouldn't really try to turn others Trickster, but I'm a Trickster, and they clearly turn other people Trickster. I GUESS that Twin is probably just going to do the Strife himself? HOW EVEN THIS WORKS?
I FLIP THE GORILLA OUT at Erelye and try to just... kind of... SUMMON JACK ENGLISH. Wait, what? I mean I summon doomed timeline versions of the Trolls, turn them Trickster, and equip them with their Trickster weapons. They promptly attack the Monolith or Erelye.
I'll start it. It will be up to you to continue it.
You can't summon any of those! The universe was Scratched, remember?
POST 1;
8/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
8/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
3/3 Preparing... Preperation Done.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 8/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 8/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (11/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times.
I attempt to FINISH OFF the Black Monolith with this attack...
I use the Silver Eye on the Black Monolith, then I execute BATTLE TECHNIQUE: C SHARP! Next, I bash the Black Monolith with my Conclave Wall Support! I then activate my Java Smash... MODE: SWIFT - PALE ORANGE HEAD. SUB-MODE: METAL. SILVER HANDLE. I run up to the Monolith and slam it with the hammer, causing immense graphical glitches on the Black Monolith... so many that for a second the entire server switches from OpenGL to Metal for a second! This causes... various effects to happen, including a FATAL GL ERROR because of the switch! After a second, though, it switches back to OpenGL and the hammer goes back to normal... I then use up all of my Origin's Staff's Perdito, 250 in total, to crack the Black Monolith even further! To top it all off, I put down the Gomez plush again, re-infuse it with Life Force, have it stand next to the Black Monolith in the correct position, and have it execute this: Down Down LT RT RT A Up! I finally poke the Black Monolith to oblivion! Finally, I execute this: Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 1/11).
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 250/1000 AQUA: 250/1000 TERRA: 250/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 250/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS: The chassis of a tank, forged from an odd, gray metal. It intermittently flashes between white and black as well. Properties, unknown.
CREATION PEN: A golden pen flowing with the energy of creation fabled to be used in Scratch Constructs themselves to rewrite history. Using this, one can write out their thoughts and watch them materialize into the canvas of the world. The true abilities of the pens are far more diverse, however. Why don't you try them out?
You descend into the code of the server and isolate a small section of Java coding... Carefully and methodically, you rewrite it into C# code! You direct it towards the Monolith, the code violently interacting with the native Java code of Minecraft and causing the Monolith to be engulfed by corruption. 11,000 damage!
The hammer deals 4,000 damage!
The Origin Staff deals 5,000 damage!
Gomez, however, does not work at all! It seems that he is ineffective here...
4/6 for Mach 5
2/7 for level 6 plant staff
4/5 for dual Potential Lethalities
10/50 for vulcanos
8/15 for charged attack
Oh no... ohnononononoERELYEGETOUTOFTHEWAY!!!!
Hee hee! Trickster!piono used: battle technique: Tricksterificationization Lvl10: Trickster zombie apocalypse.
Oh gorilla.
Trickster!piono slams the remaining fused sucker into the ground, there is a rumble... and suddenly the ground bursts open, spraying fused sucker jujus into the air like a volcano of crapsaccharine rather than lava. Such an unholy amount of Trickster is too much even for Erelye's shields.
Tricky!!!
O̡̡͉̻̺ͩ̓n̡̡̡̏͊ͥ͛ ̷̡̡᷿̫͓̑i̡̡͍᷅̿͞͞t̴̡̡̊ͥ̓̀!̡̡̟͕ͮ᷈̈́
regular piono takes control just long enough to reconvert the second half of the usage of that battle technique, which would have made things even worse, to battle technique: Play' Em Off, Lvl10: Bullet Hell, attempting to shoots down as many suckers as he can.
He can't get even half.
Tricky, however, with his whirling street sign of doom, can get most of the rest.
Regardless, more players are converted, even with everyone's best efforts.
You slam a Spiral Sucker into the ground... The ground bursts open, spraying Spiral Suckers everywhere! The majority of the players are protected by Erelye's shields, but they eventually break... Thankfully, that's when the attack dies down! Some stray players not on the Battlefield are effected, but the Godmodder quickly bans them into submission.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
Thankfully, you convert to this for the rest of the attack. You shoot down the suckers. Tricky and the other players help too. The Godmodder manages to finish off the rest. He gives you a dirty look.
Why is it that when my posts are quoted all the enters vanish and it turns into a massive mess that no one can read?
[3 enters here]
Miraj: 36/50
Debuffer: 36/50
+2 to Aegis.
I step behind Dimentio and viciously, and with intent to kill, do nothing... Except punch him really hard.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Awkward potion OOO feather. = potion of lightness? 2/2
Awkward potion OOO cave spider fang 1/2
Still, what is The Wham Line?
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 52$ _ Wilson's charges A: 4/50, B: 4/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Nectar cake x2 (3$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson watched over the battle field where something strange seemed to be happening. People were going insane and then... Attacking each other with... candy? Whatever this new infection was, it seemed to be spreading and seemed more dangerous than the previous one. Not being able to use magic for a while was fine, but this infection was just... Embarrassing really.
pure heart 3/8: 2/3
The Wham Line was, I believe, an upgraded version of your previous ship. Its computers were heavily boosted to the point of having A.I. The ship is automated; the weapons can fire independently of each other.
26/40
Research 22/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
11/30 (+1 from Eglarbroad)
113 Ball 6/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 4/6
Mate in Four 4/5
Piono, I cannot be afflicted, due to my Grimdark status; you already know this. I shall end this plague of happiness.
Ah, yes. I would state that I had nearly forgotten about that stifled Erelyesoul, but that would be a blatant lie. His exclamations of the forbidden word still haunt my subconscious. That is a lie. There is naught to be afraid of. The only thing I can feel right now is disgust over the Tricksters. If the Monolith is not yet dead, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at it. Then, my mind automatically reacts to the barrage of suckers. Perhaps the shields cannot handle them, but I shall try. The eldritch tentacles that were all originally suckers spring into action, transforming all the remaining suckers into eldritch tentacles via proximity. All remaining suckers then face psychic annihilation, and cessation from existence. Suckers are no longer allowed to exist in this universe. Ever.
I take my copy of Modifying the Medium, and attempt to fold it into a hat. If nothing occurs, I light it on fire. If nothing occurs at that point, I douse the flame by telekinetically dislocating all the oxygen near it.
You dodge the relentless attacks of your Guardian, an elf with a genetic mutation that disabled his vocal chords. You suppose you feel kinship due to your mutant mind and blood (Your main blood pigment ended up being hemocyanin, instead of hemoglobin, thus making your blood a grayish-blue.) As you dodge the flurry of blows, you can faintly see your computer screen opened up to Pesterchum. It appears as if somebody is attempting to speak with you. It is a shame, as you are very busy.
Blow for blow, the process continues along, an infinite trade. An infinite trade indeed, or until your guardian manages to get a well-aimed blow to the hilt of your blade. He then slightly stumbles; you can see a violet spark or two near him. Odd...
Kalare: Return to room before Guardian intervenes.
You swiftly rush into your abode, and enter your room once more.
1-6-8-2-4-6-8-6
A giant eldritch lollipop materializes over the Monolith. It explodes, sending shrapnel flying everywhere. 8,000 damage!
You remove suckers from existence! However, the OP Scale rolls over, and they are quickly brought back. There has to be some balance between Grimdark and Trickster... Otherwise, there would be a power void.
POST 2;
9/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
9/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 9/11)
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Tuba Upgrade: Erelyesoul (Level 10: 2/11) MY INVENTORY
I +1 Erelye two times. As you light the book on fire, a shriek can be heard coming from the book. Once it is finished burning, you find that one page has not burned yet. The page labeled THE MISSION. It seems to have changed since last time... THE MISSION
My Name in All Caps
Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: NULL VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 0/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 250/1000 AQUA: 250/1000 TERRA: 250/1000 AER: 250/1000 ORDO: 250/1000 PERDITO: 0/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
I duplicate the Ship Sinker and sink Serpent <> HMAS Serpent, Kayne <> HMAS Kayne, and Fseftr <> HMAS Fseftr, inexplicably causing HEARTBREAK DAMAGE to both the players and their associated nonsentient ships. I do the same for the kismetic and flushed versions of those pairings.
8/15 Trickster charge
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 3,000 damage to all three ships!
I attempt to perform COMBAT OPERANDI: CROSSROADS on the BLACK MONOLITH. We're almost there! If that doesn't work, I turn my PARADOX ENERGY fired at me into a beam, using it on he BLACK MONOLITH.
UNBREAKABLE KATANA: 9/9
Seriously, where is he?
General 3: 27/40
General 4: 27/40
The L()rd doesn't even looked shocked.
I SEE. ()H WELL. I GUESS I'LL- WAIT! I WANT T() WARN Y()U.
A cloak covered Serpent. As The L()rd narrated, the cloak showed her what he was saying.
3 YEARS AG() MANIAC BECAME KING ()F THE NETHER. HE ()BTAINED THE ()RB ()F TRAVELING. HE USED IT T() TRAVEL T() EARTH. THAT EARTH WAS TERRIBLE T() MANIAC. TREES EVERYWHERE. HUM()NG()US BEASTS. AND, W()RST ()F ALL, THE HUMANS WERE EXTINCT!
MANIAC WENT T() A RECENTLY F()RMED TIMELINE. HE WANTED T() CHANGE EVERYTHING F()R THE BETTER. HE TAUGHT HUMANS H()W T() BUILD. HE INFLUENCED THE FIRST VIDE() GAME. HE THEN WENT T() THE ()THER DIMENSI()NS, UNDER THE GUISE ()F DIFFERENT PE()PLE, T() CHANGE THEM AS WELL. EVEN Y()URS, SERPENT.
HE CREATED MULTIPLE TIMELINES, BUT CAUSED MANY PARAD()XES. HE CREATED ME. HE MADE HIMSELF L()SE HIS P()WERS, AND BECAME REB()RN. THIS, REBIRTHED MANIAC WAS MY LEAD GENERAL. LEADER ()F THE ENDERMAN. T()GETHER, WE ALM()ST W()N THE GREAT WAR. H()WEVER, HE BETRAYED ME. HE FREED N()TCH AND STEVE, AND KILLED MY DRAG()N. I D()N'T KN()W WHAT HAPPENED T() HIM, SINCE I HAD GIVEN HIM EVERYTHING. SNIFF. S() I BEAT HIM.
HE L()ST MANY SKIN THAT NEVER HEALED. THAT'S WHY HE WEARS THE CL()AK. T() C()VER THE B()NE. I THR()UGH HIM ()UT, THINKING HE WAS DEAD. HE WASN'T. N()TCH SAVED HIM, AND HE WENT UNDER THE GUISE ()F A MERCHANT. AND, WELL, Y()U KN()W THE REST.
S() HERE WE ARE N()W. I WANT T() WARN Y()U, SERPENT. HE BETRAYED ME. HE WILL BETRAY Y()U. WE CAN BEAT HIM, THE G()DM()DDER, EVERY()NE WH() STANDS IN ()UR WAY. WE, Y()U CAN HAVE WHATEVER Y()U WANT. ALL Y()U HAVE T() D(), IS J()IN ME. THE CH()ICE IS Y()URS.
...What? The backstory made so little sense that none of your attacks this post work!
UNBREAKABLE KATANA: A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking totally awesome.
The drone I'm using as an avatar in the Nether gets up from the ground, decidedly worse for wear, then furiously grabs the overlimiter and prepares to activate it...
In the overworld, an odd grey shard, crackling with energy, flies out of the Control Core Tank, tearing through Paradox Dimentio like plasma through melted butter, creating a fine spray of... something. The wound then explodes, leaving colourless residue that turn out to be A HOLE IN EXISTENCE all over Paradox Dimentio.
"It's not every day I end up annoyed enough by someone to use a shard of myself to attack them."
GOD MODDER? GOD MODDER? GOD MODDER!!!! funny, I say, a computer virus can't resist the POWER SWITCH!
then I yell "everybody! If your angry, turn off your computer at the back!
I wonder if people actually read through the thread... If you had, goanna, you would have seen that the Godmodder's virus (the Operation) prevents people from turning their computers off, and gives them unlimited battery life. Yes, he can affect that. His computing skills exceed those of humans decades in the future...
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 1/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (7/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch = Kelvin Crystal (Level 7: 4/8)
Power vortex gate 20/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
1/30
Murphy's Law
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I continue using the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 2)
I use This sentry: lvl5 Dispense this! on HMAS Fseftr!
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 THIS SENTRY - DISPENSE THIS
You furiously yell, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMIN'!" and proceed to erect a dispenser, which grows to the height of a small building. Numerous Level 2 and Level 3 Sentry Guns build themselves in its framework, and from the Dispenser's screen emerges a giant railgun! It fires all of its ammo (which continually refreshes itself) at HMAS Fseftr until a spy saps it and spycrabs away. HMAS Fseftr killed!
THE_SERPENT: TEMPTING.THE_SERPENT: BUT. I'M NOT USED. TO TRUSTING PEOPLE.
THE_SERPENT: DO YOU. KNOW WHAT I DID?
THE_SERPENT: I ****ING KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.
THE_SERPENT: BECAUSE. I TRUSTED SOMEONE.
THE_SERPENT: I'VE LEARNED. MY LESSON.
THE_SERPENT: I DON'T NEED ANYONE. ANYMORE. Serpent, her face a melancholy and hollow, shook her head.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! I ZILLYBONK ENGIE! COME ON, JOIN THE PARTY! Yeah, I know I many too many mooks. But frankly, we were breezing past all zones except Inferno's far too fast for my liking.
He promptly blows you out of the sky with his massive assortment of weaponry. This does nothing to you since you're Trickster, but pushes you out of the Nether regardless.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 2/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (8/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch = Kelvin Crystal (Level 7: 5/8)
Power vortex gate 21/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 2/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I attack the HMAS Serpent with the Antipolar Autobow!
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 3)
I decide to momentarily take a little fly outside of the protection of my fields...
You get sniped by a grue. As you fall to your death, you are promptly spotted by Serpent, who sprays you with the Zilly Glue Gun. You enter your long-overdue TRICKSTER MODE.
[snipped recipe, its too long! :m] = Master Emerald (lvl 10 3/11)
Duplicating energy in a bottle (x11) (9/10)
Limbo Shard && Crystalline Torch = Kelvin Crystal (Level 7: 6/8)
Power vortex gate 22/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Murphy's Law 3/30
HPs: 80.000
Does not attack but causes the worst possible outcome for random attacks as long its alive! Clippy v2?
I activate the nucelar crystallbows ability to charge! (charges: 4)
I attack the HMAS Kayne with the nucelar crystallbow, unleashing its build up energy!
(I need to go back to my roots, Twin can I re-unlock Golden Caduceus I and latter on Golden Caduceus II)
(Also what happened to the sacrificial lamb? I mean it's okay if you remove it, but a notification would have been nice...)
I activate HOLY MACKEREL BLESSING
-1 Holy Mackerel Gamma.
+10,000HP
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 5 -1 for bot
You start dancing in place, looking for a partner to execute the Square Dance! However, since the attack is on the Monolith, and it can't dance, the attack fails.
However, the Captcharoid Bot uses its Ability Capture to capture the Square Dance!
Only if you tell me what they do!
The Sacrifical Lamb was possessed by the Nether Parasites! The two merged to become the Goat from Heck that you should see in the Battlefield.
vi: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
i: 50/50 ON HOLD FOR ii
ii: 30/50 +1 self
iii: 8/50 +1 self
Vi: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Erelye
"Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot Super Secret Ultra Final Move!"
I ready my DoomBot and rush into the air.
" Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I bare down on Paradox Dimentio and my foot lands squarely on Paradox Dimentio's Face.
"Wait, that wasn't a punch... Woops!"
1.2x Damage modifier.
The air hums with vibrations that are more felt than heard.
I appear on the Battlefield with a quiet pop of uncompressing atmosphere.
Hi all
I am somewhat new to the forum, (and to the game as a participating member, having followed the thread in my spare hours =)
I would, however, like to join in (on the Anti-Godmodder side)
Assuming my request is accepted, I begin by putting up a time-dilation shield spell around myself. The shield allows attacks (and anything really) through however slows the time around it meaning an average bullet/arrow would take a few weeks to reach the inside. The same goes for anything seeking to disrupt the components of the shield as these are also in the center of the effect.
Illustrated below! =)
Welcome! Don't worry! You can join the thread at any time! And you have unlimited HP as well, so no need to worry about getting damaged or dying.
You set up a time-dilation shield around you, causing everything that goes in its range to slow down. The Godmodder looks at it with interest...
I also could heal every post i want with Hippocrates, but i only get a point on uber once every turn i heal someone with it. The heals just get weaker every time i already healed with Hippocrates in the turn. The "nine attacks with fire then MMMPH" stays.
> K4yne: I grab Dimentio and use him as a snowboard, sliding down the Monolith with him. Because he just killed an ubered bird. That gorilla.
> R.K.: Turnways Flipping the Monolith.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Charge: III 0%
MMMPH: IIIIIIIII 0%
Yup, that's how it works!
...Wow. I really do forget things. I knew I should have written that Japhet was Ubercharged... Japhet comes back.
6,000 damage to Dimentio; the Monolith is unaffected!
29/40 (+2 from Leon)
Research 26/50 (+1 from Eglarbroad and +2 from Leon)
15/30 (+1 from Eglarbroad and +2 from Leon)
113 Ball 7/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 5/6
Mate in Four 5/5!
+1 to Nimble and Leon.
Welcome; I doubt half of us would even be affected by time dilation.
I examine Mate in Four. Then, I alchemize Map of GodCraft && Voodoo Doll 1/???. The map, if you recall, I made with the Scribe's Wands so long ago.
I advise you to not get carried away with alternate versions of my soul. When activated, they pull other Erelyesouls out of doomed timelines, into this one. Actually, go. Get as carried away as you wish, as long as you do not kill too many people.
Uel shash ash tageth!
troublesomeArtificer [TA] began pestering ambiguousTheoretician [AT].
TA: so yeah. does this mean we can talk and wait until shes told the others.
AT: Yes.
TA: cool. as gorillaing chill as a gorillaing iceberg.
AT: That doesn't automatically give you permission to curse repeatedly for no real reason.
TA: i dont think youre in a position of power.
AT: No, I am not.
TA: thats right.
AT: Oh? It is almost as if you're trying to initiate some form of slam poetry duel with me.
TA: like gorilla i am. lets do this, mothergorilla.
AT: Very well. You're going first.
TA: alright mothergorillas come all gather around
TA: so i can show you just how hard im gonna crush this talentless clown
TA: see youre a biological gorillaing eater of gorilla and im your god damn teacher in this art.
TA: im bout to school you ya ignorant pri[REDACTED].
TA: you think youll get omniscience
TA: but in reality its ignorance
TA: just hidden underneath that pile of gorilla you call a mind is a god damn void of nothingness
((TO BE CONTINUED... I hope this turns out well.))
MATE IN FOUR: A large chess set consisting of alternating orchid and goldenrod tiles. Goldenrod takes the place of the white pieces, and orchid takes the place of the black pieces.
Map of GodCraft && Voodoo Doll = Voodoo GodCraft Dall (Level 20: 1/21)
Heh.. I appreciate that barely a third of attacks would even be affected by the dilation field, but its a start.
Within the shield I craft ten stuffy dolls linking them sorcerously to myself. Five of them are status dolls while the others are life dolls.
Status dolls take upon themselves up to one status effect (max per doll) which would affect me. Life dolls, similarly, can take the brunt of a damaging attack unto themselves (one attack max per doll), thus sacrificing themselves but leaving me unharmed.
Status Dolls: 5
Life Dolls: 5
Those are unnecessary; you won't take damage in this game. The entities that you can choose to summon, however, can...
:DDDDDDDD
IT'S TRICKSHOT TIME!
I CAST CHAIRSTORM LVL2, CHAIRNADO!
I JUMP INTO THE CHAIRNADO AS IT SPINS, AND I END UP SPINNING AROUND 413 TIMES.
I THEN PREFORM A 148680 NOSCOPE ON THE GODMODDER.
You fail because 148680, upon lengthy division, is not a multiple of 360!
5/6 for Mach 5
3/7 for the level 7 plant staff
I finish dual potential lethalities
11/50 for Vulcanos
9/15 for charged attack
on the surface, engie tears a hole in the fabric of reality where dimentio stands...
And the paradox grows.
That's what a paradox is, a tear and destruction of the fabric of reality.
You used a shard of yourself, and completely failed to even harm dimentio... Oh dear, this doesn't bode well.
piono continues freaking out in trickster mode, now swinging around his fused lollipops in complete and total violation of erelye's shield.
I give up at this point.
Before trickster!piono can convert anyone though...
A sign post to the face sends him into the ground.
Tricky bounces backwards, then over towards the abandoned improbability drive...
Phobos finishes reforming, then looks over at engie.
An improbability shield forms around him.
POTENTIAL LETHALITIES: A set of bronze pistols that can convert one type of energy into another type of energy with ease, allowing for devastating combo attacks.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 7/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma (Level 6: 1/7)
IT. IS. SPELLED. BUNP.
The Black Monolith is barely holding on to life at this point! Cracks are everywhere against its surface; its once chiseled structure has been fractured beyond repair. The only thing that isn't completely totaled is a small square of black stone at its center, glowing radiantly... Its weak spot! Now is your chance! Finish it off! Unlock the secrets of the universe!
Paradox Dimentio deals 40,000 damage to the Soulless Golem and destroys the Unstable Redstone Thrall! The Goat From Heck and the Soulless Golem deal 10,000 damage to the Captcharoid Bot!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 4,000 damage to the Goat From Heck!
The Skeleton Calvary and Captcharoid Bot deal 7,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! They take 10,000 counterattack damage. Kuero deals 4,000 damage to ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡)!
Japhet and the HMAS Serpent deal 8,000 damage to the Goat from Heck! The Godmodder, angered by Dimentio's field wipe, heals his entities a bit. He then deals 50,000 damage to the Goat from Heck and the Doomsday Bot! Now that the Hostile situation is somewhat winding down, he contemplates retiring the Red Tooth.
Tombsander uses all three of its special attacks! Slowsand deals 5,000 damage to engie, fseftr, and Phobos! It also cancels one of their attacks next turn! Imprison traps engie_ninja in a Soulsand Cage! You'll have to break out of it until you can attack Tombsander again. Soul Breach deals 12,000 damage to every player! The Pheonix deals 6,000 damage to The_Serpent!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 2,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 139,100/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Goat from Heck: [H] HP: 63,000/150,000. Wrath of the Baa: III
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It wasn't supposed to make sense, Twin. Only I know exactly what it means!
I walk up to the BLACK MONOLITH. Examining it, I see it. The weak point. Perfect. I float in the air, mumbling things no one can understand. Then, Diablo floats to me. It splits into six other scythes. They all start slicing away at the weak point. After 2 minutes, they fuse together again, recreating Diablo. I look closely at the weak point. One last hit. I fly back wards far away. I then accelerate to 80 miles per hour. When I reach the weak point, I slice down on it, hard. I then walk away from what used to be the BLACK MONOLITH.
I USE THE KATANA T() ATTACK DIMENTI(), BECAUSE WHY N()T! TITANFALL: 2/11
Um... Dimentio was down below 70K health at the beginning of this round from the tvtropes attacks... Ah well, I'll just fix it up with this post
I finish the Mach 5.
4/7 for Canopy's Caper
dual potential lethalities OR energy complex: 1/6
12/50 for Vulcanos
10/15 for charged attack
The improbability drive slams into piono face-first.
Normality-restoration in progress...
Normality-restoration: complete.
piono stands up, no longer trickster-ified.
He then plugs the improbability drive into ultimatum, and fires it at serpent, untrickstering her too.
Tricky tosses the now re-normalled serpent another one of the normality-restoration converted improbability drives.
piono looks at her.
You owe me Serpent.
You can start by helping me get rid of this nonsense so we can focus on the real issue.
Dimentio.
Phobos draws up penultimatum, and unleashes Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10: bullet hell upon the nether forces once more.
Dimentio, laughs, then twitches. And suddenly disrupts and shatters into sparks...
But the paradox doesn't dissolve. In fact, Dimentio is still there! The mirror image from before!
How can he survive at 0 hit points?
I hate paradoxes.
Due to Dimentio's existing in two universe at once, he has to take twice as much damage. We actually have to bring him down to -1M health.
However, his retaliatory aura has been disrupted, and he no longer gets auto attacks... and something else...
I summon twelve INCREDIBLY DEDICATED ROLEPLAYERS, turn them Trickster, give them their respective Trickster weapons, and let them attack Erelye while I use the Twitchy Staff on him. Or I do all that to something else if the Strife hasn't really started yet.
The second one.
/null
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
148680 / 360 = 413
I don't really see how it randomly failed.
It's not a multiple of 360, and you must always 360 noscope (or 720 noscope). If it was a multiple of 360, there was a greater chance that it would have worked.
The Mach 5 OR raw air magic 1/7
5/7 for Canopy's Caper
2/6 for level 5 energy pistols
13/50 for Vulcanos
11/15 for charged attack.
piono turns his souped-up gun on the fight between generic and erelye. The two both turn back to normal.
This is not the time for in-fighting!!!!
WE HAVE A JESTER THAT IS STILL EFFECTIVELY ONLY HALF DEAD AND WE HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE DESTROYS HALF THE MULTIVERSE!!!
Phobos uses the universal weakness of nether beings to water in conjunction with the Ocean Floor to deal MASSIVE DAMAGE to Tombsander.
I leap over Dimentio...And throw a Chaos Pearl at the ground beneath him.
For good measure I also shoot it with all the modes of whatever my most recent (4 Elements > Fine) alchemy was. ((It's been 9 turns since I started I'm sure...))
Suffocation damage is the way to go...
Ooh!
I do the exact same thing to the Godmodder!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
You are now Clippy. You are currently freaking out, floating in the air, destroying the landscape around you, and shooting out giant beams of pink energy because you, in a previous turn, ingested a lethal dose of Waluigi Thyme. This caused your already annoying and persistent personality to go completely haywire and, naturally, insane. Which has led to this.
For now, your escapades in weirdness have only been chronicled in flavor text. But it's time you showed these players what Waluigi Thyme can really do.
> Clippy: Demonstrate.
You notice a giant shape in the sky above you. Yes. It's perfect. You send one of your powerful beams skyward towards its general direction. It pierces through the night sky.
> ==>
The massive shape is the Serpent Projection created by The_Serpent on the Equinox. Of course, the now clinically insane Serpent has succumbed to the jokebollocks, leaving her in no shape to commandeer this entity. And it seems that the Game Master has done nothing with it either. But that was for good reason. It will serve its purpose here.
> Impact: Happen.
The beam makes contact with the massive serpent. Arcs of psychic energy course through its frame. Yes indeed, it has happened.
You don't actually know what happened. You being the viewer, of course. Clippy knows perfectly well.
> ==>
The Projection proceeds to pull a weasel and flip out. Even if it actually attacked you (as in, Clippy), you doubt it would do much. The power of Waluigi is a frightening thing, even when his comic and source of power is drawing to a close. It's a shame. The Serpent hasn't even noticed what's HAPPENing to it.
> SP: Notice arcs of energy are destroying you.
You think it noticed.
> ==>
It looks like you're trying to die. Would you like some help with that?
And, of course, THE ONLY OPTION IS YES.
> Clippy: Reap spoils.
The remaining wisp of energy floats over to your position in the dying sky. It contains the data and frame of the Serpent Projection. So, rather, the beam was not destroying the entity, more transporting it. To where remains to be seen. And this is your spoil. With this projection, you can help someone who you know will become very important soon enough. Knowing that...
> Clippy: Send.
And of course, the only option is yes.
> Clippy: Be TheLordErelye.
It's the middle of the night at GodCraft. A few minutes after Clippy's whole debacle, you watched the sun set and the Godmodder's ships (or rather, what's left of them) raze the lands. You would do something about it, but your turn is up. And besides, there's really only one force you want to get rid of right now.
The Tricksters.
You are now the wizard who has succumbed to the throes of grimdarkness and has successfully beaten the most powerful split personalities known to history. Which is to say...
> ==>
You are now TheLordErelye.
> Erelye: Be the other guy.
What other guy? You are certain there is no other guy oh wow. There's someone right behind you isn't there. Suffice to say this person is no GUY. And she's not just any OTHER guy. In fact...
> Erelye: Be The_Serpent.
SHE IS THE MOST CAUCASIAN TROLL TO HAVE EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.
Which is to say...
YOU ARE THE MOST CAUCASIAN TROLL TO HAVE EVER EXISTED IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE.
Which is to say...
You are now The_Serpent.
> AT + AU: Stand-off.
You have both noticed each other by now and are giving each other evil looks. Of course, there's a bunch more people on the trickster side, including TT2000, Irecreeper, pionoplayer, and insert_generic_username, who started the whole Trickster debacle. But since you're the only one with a Minecraft skin readily available to the Game Master, it's safe to say that you represent the whole Trickster Army.
> AT + AU: STRIFE.
And what is an army's purpose but to strife?
~
((Alright. That was Parts 1 and 2 of the whole drawing thing I had planned. The strife will start now for those involved. You will all be given official health bars next turn. Watch tomorrow and Friday for Part 3, which will involve Bill's talk with Project Binary. Trust me, you won't want to miss it. As always,
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Gah, I have so much homework I can barely keep up with the thread, let alone post. I'll try to get something in tomorrow.
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Suddenly, every anvil in the universe flies into the atmosphere above Paradox Dimentio, then they whirl and whirl, eventually thousands of them fall... right past Paradox Dimentio into the ground beneath him! Then the ground quakes and bursts up, carrying lots of stone and magma into the air around Paradox Dimentio! Then all the Anvils converge on Paradox Dimentio and smash into him, pressing all the stone and magma into him as well!
^^^^^^^^^^^^The above post is only partially null, and should probably be tallied in the next turn.
Honestly, I don't think I can handle the responsibility that a STRIFE requires, so I am totally fine with letting The_Serpent do it. Besides, this literally only happened because I was using a terrible weapon and didn't decide to make a better one.
*Double take*
Okay... So The_Serpent is the only one being drawn, but we're all fighting. That... seems slightly unbalanced. Oh well, I'm winning.
Also, a GRIEF seems more appropriate for a troll and elf.
/null
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30/40
Research 27/50
16/30
113 Ball 8/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 6/6!
I examine Zazzerpan's Rods. Then, I bewitch Mate in Four to play a game a chess against me. I think I shall choose... no. I close my eyes, and randomly choose which side. Then, I play the bewitched chess set. I glance into the Monolith that has surely cracked; if possible, I drink in the radiance, the knowledge. So tasty...
If needed, I pulse off horrific screams and thoughts of annihilation, quickly driving all mundane players of GodCraft to suicide. That, or it damages a random entity with Sanity reduction.
Mor sa's l'oaevkelable.
To the death. I immediately hit Serpent with a blast of shadow from the Hazel Wand, otherwise known as Woegothics. (That is, if I am permitted to use these attacks. If not, I merely blast her with the 305 post god-weapon known as the Hazel Wand.) Oh, and, if possible, I restrict her with the Spare Tentacle. Excellent drawing, as usual. I have a great idea. Instead of making me fight them all, how about you have me fight one at a time, or only Serpent? I would rather it just be 1v1.
==-=-=-==-=-=-==-=-=-==-=-=-==-=-=-==
AT: You don't come off as too intelligent, so this should be quick.
AT: Perhaps you should just shut your windpipe before you make us all sick.
AT: Omniscience isn't my game; yet.
AT: For now, I'm not quite content with beating this rambunctious pet.
AT: No, No. Right now, my game is outsmarting you, gorilla.
AT: A sort of submolecular diffusion separates our minds; Its almost as if it drags down your rhymes.
AT: Oh, what's that? You can't even comprehend? Well, I've got plenty of schooling to do, then; I suppose we can start with accepting defeat.
AT: Don't act like an asshole when I've clearly blast it.
AT: Perhaps you can go call your gorillaing Guardian too.
AT: What's that I hear? You
AT: That is enough. Remember to install the server game as fast as you can, and connect to me. Bye, for now.
Who do you think won?
Without waiting to close Pesterchum, you tab out, and go back to the downloads page Virnul uses, to see whether or not the two games have been uploaded...
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CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
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The books deal 5,000 damage but then transportalize away again! In their place is a small white orb...
I pick up the orb. I then use a Lens of Truth on it, and ask if Erelye will win after shaking it.
Wait, no. I just captchalogue it and flip the card. If I can't read it (You know, there are unreadable captchacodes) I use the Intellivision Laserstation or whatever to read its code. If it is in fact a magic cueball, I rejoice over this choice loot. If it's just a normal cue ball, I still rejoice because hey, a cue ball. I can probably put some majyyk into it regardless.
Now for attacks... I shrug, appearify a copy of the Hazel Wand through a doomed timeline, and run it through the Zillymiter.
Picking up my alchemies...
Combatdice of Zillywwen || Orbs of Zillyfyt = Dicespheres of Zillyfail (Level 8: 5/9)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop = Pyroland Popper (Level 4: 5/5)
My Pyroland Popper is complete. I marvel at it, then place it into my jokerkind specibus(so that I won't have to worry about legitimate allocations.)
It's a fairly open ended question. The answer could have been to whether you win a decidedly epic rap battle in the future. Of course, it might not have been, but still.
v To save on posts: No, just if you ever do another rap battle in the future.
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Sign... I hate spam filters. Please check for my first post of this turn, it got deleted. Or removed, I guess. >:/
The gist: I exploit my firstness to defeat the Monolith with a Drill Break, summon Trickster troll roleplayers to defeat Dimentio, and ask about the Nether sidequest.
3/7 for the level 7 plant staff
I finish dual potential lethalities
11/50 for Vulcanos
9/15 for charged attack
on the surface, engie tears a hole in the fabric of reality where dimentio stands...
And the paradox grows.
That's what a paradox is, a tear and destruction of the fabric of reality.
You used a shard of yourself, and completely failed to even harm dimentio... Oh dear, this doesn't bode well.
piono continues freaking out in trickster mode, now swinging around his fused lollipops in complete and total violation of erelye's shield.
I give up at this point.
Before trickster!piono can convert anyone though...
A sign post to the face sends him into the ground.
Tricky bounces backwards, then over towards the abandoned improbability drive...
Phobos finishes reforming, then looks over at engie.
An improbability shield forms around him.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 1/50
I Told you Dog > VERY FINE = Jegus' Might 4/8
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto 6/8
NEW Antibox Gamma > Fine = ??? 1/??
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) MEMES the GOAT FROM HECK!
I ready my most powerful punch, and KABLAMMO I FIST BONP THE BLACK MONOLITH!!!!!
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Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 7/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 5/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 8/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Kuero added! I'm tweaking some of his stats.
You join the Nether sidequest!
The Tree Trunk || Raw Plant Magic = Canopy's Caper (Level 6: 1/7)
Hey! He hasn't read Homestuck! Be nice to him. The Godmodder catches the fused sucker before it hits ninjatwist and stomps it into pieces.
Phobos respawns.
84,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Every single Nether entity besides the Pheonix and Tombsander is killed!
He has already turned Trickster...
The Godmodder catches both suckers! "Come on! We don't need this escalating out of control!"
20,000 damage to the Monolith!
The Monolith remains floating, no matter what you do...
Combatdice of Zillywen && Warhammer of Zillyhoo = Catenative Vrillyhoo Hammer (Level 15: 1/16)
Combatdice of Zillywwen || Orbs of Zillyfyt = Dicespheres of Zillyfail (Level 8: 1/9)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop = Pyroland Popper (Level 4: 1/5)
(The Catenative Vrillyhoo Hammer is really just the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer. I just think the name sounds cooler.)
9,000 damage!
At the very least, the guy who delivered the exposition was. I know it was you in character.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 COLD FRONT - TEMPEST'S TEMPER
A massive erray of storm clouds congregates above you. A funnel of cold air and a funnel of hot air descend towards your position, mixing with the aura of your grimdarkness. Arcs of hot and cold energy combine in your palm as you flashstep towards the Monolith and smite it with your stormy energy. Funnels of wind and shade collide against its surface, dealing 13,000 damage!
You do that. We'll have to see how well it holds, however...
I'll start it. It will be up to you to continue it.
You can't summon any of those! The universe was Scratched, remember?
TWILIGHT TANK CHASSIS: The chassis of a tank, forged from an odd, gray metal. It intermittently flashes between white and black as well. Properties, unknown.
CREATION PEN: A golden pen flowing with the energy of creation fabled to be used in Scratch Constructs themselves to rewrite history. Using this, one can write out their thoughts and watch them materialize into the canvas of the world. The true abilities of the pens are far more diverse, however. Why don't you try them out?
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 JAVA SMASH - C SHARP
You descend into the code of the server and isolate a small section of Java coding... Carefully and methodically, you rewrite it into C# code! You direct it towards the Monolith, the code violently interacting with the native Java code of Minecraft and causing the Monolith to be engulfed by corruption. 11,000 damage!
The hammer deals 4,000 damage!
The Origin Staff deals 5,000 damage!
Gomez, however, does not work at all! It seems that he is ineffective here...
The poke deals 3,000 damage!
Alternate Erelye Soul || Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade = Erelyesoul Tuba Upgrade (Level 10: 1/11)
> pionoplayer: SUCKER SMASHER => LV. 10 TRICKSTERIFICATIONIZATION - SUCKERPOCALYPSE
You slam a Spiral Sucker into the ground... The ground bursts open, spraying Spiral Suckers everywhere! The majority of the players are protected by Erelye's shields, but they eventually break... Thankfully, that's when the attack dies down! Some stray players not on the Battlefield are effected, but the Godmodder quickly bans them into submission.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
Thankfully, you convert to this for the rest of the attack. You shoot down the suckers. Tricky and the other players help too. The Godmodder manages to finish off the rest. He gives you a dirty look.
I have no idea.
Awkward Potion OOO Feather = Potion of Jump Boost (2/2)
Awkward Potion OOO Cave Spider Fang = Potion of Poison (1/2)
The Wham Line was, I believe, an upgraded version of your previous ship. Its computers were heavily boosted to the point of having A.I. The ship is automated; the weapons can fire independently of each other.
1-6-8-2-4-6-8-6
A giant eldritch lollipop materializes over the Monolith. It explodes, sending shrapnel flying everywhere. 8,000 damage!
You remove suckers from existence! However, the OP Scale rolls over, and they are quickly brought back. There has to be some balance between Grimdark and Trickster... Otherwise, there would be a power void.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 3,000 damage to all three ships!
...What? The backstory made so little sense that none of your attacks this post work!
UNBREAKABLE KATANA: A real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking totally awesome.
Soulless Golem added!
Arctic Tide && Hurricane && Trident = Poseidon's Culler (Level 9: 1/10)
Hades' Cut && Helm of Darkness = After Eight (Level 9: 1/10)
25,000 damage to the Goat from Heck and Unstable Redstone Thrall!
You respawn.
Cancelled by pionoplayer!
I wonder if people actually read through the thread... If you had, goanna, you would have seen that the Godmodder's virus (the Operation) prevents people from turning their computers off, and gives them unlimited battery life. Yes, he can affect that. His computing skills exceed those of humans decades in the future...
At least it was only 1,000 HP...
You realchemize the Master Emerald!
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 THIS SENTRY - DISPENSE THIS
You furiously yell, "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCOMIN'!" and proceed to erect a dispenser, which grows to the height of a small building. Numerous Level 2 and Level 3 Sentry Guns build themselves in its framework, and from the Dispenser's screen emerges a giant railgun! It fires all of its ammo (which continually refreshes itself) at HMAS Fseftr until a spy saps it and spycrabs away. HMAS Fseftr killed!
He promptly blows you out of the sky with his massive assortment of weaponry. This does nothing to you since you're Trickster, but pushes you out of the Nether regardless.
5,000 damage!
9,000 damage!
You get sniped by a grue. As you fall to your death, you are promptly spotted by Serpent, who sprays you with the Zilly Glue Gun. You enter your long-overdue TRICKSTER MODE.
13,000 damage!
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CONGA LINE - SQUARE DANCE
You start dancing in place, looking for a partner to execute the Square Dance! However, since the attack is on the Monolith, and it can't dance, the attack fails.
However, the Captcharoid Bot uses its Ability Capture to capture the Square Dance!
Only if you tell me what they do!
The Sacrifical Lamb was possessed by the Nether Parasites! The two merged to become the Goat from Heck that you should see in the Battlefield.
+10,000 HP to the Captcharoid Bot!
4,000 damage!
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DINNERTIME
7,000 damage to HMAS Serpent!
The Table Leg destroys it!
The modifier will only affect base attacks, not Special Attacks or Spoils of War.
5,000 damage!
The Godmodder throws a rock at the rock! There was a Relish Nuke inside of it! The two cancel each other out!
Welcome! Don't worry! You can join the thread at any time! And you have unlimited HP as well, so no need to worry about getting damaged or dying.
You set up a time-dilation shield around you, causing everything that goes in its range to slow down. The Godmodder looks at it with interest...
6,000 damage!
Did I mention he's immune to alchemies too?
You respawn!
It's a general rule of thumb that the Godmodder takes damage when a boss is destroyed.
Yup, that's how it works!
...Wow. I really do forget things. I knew I should have written that Japhet was Ubercharged... Japhet comes back.
6,000 damage to Dimentio; the Monolith is unaffected!
Turnways Flip does 2,000 damage!
Okay.
MATE IN FOUR: A large chess set consisting of alternating orchid and goldenrod tiles. Goldenrod takes the place of the white pieces, and orchid takes the place of the black pieces.
Map of GodCraft && Voodoo Doll = Voodoo GodCraft Dall (Level 20: 1/21)
Those are unnecessary; you won't take damage in this game. The entities that you can choose to summon, however, can...
You fail because 148680, upon lengthy division, is not a multiple of 360!
6,000 damage!
Unreakable Katana && Void Essence = Titanfall (Level 10: 1/11)
POTENTIAL LETHALITIES: A set of bronze pistols that can convert one type of energy into another type of energy with ease, allowing for devastating combo attacks.
Antibox Gamma > Fine = Quasibox Gamma (Level 6: 1/7)
IT. IS. SPELLED. BUNP.
The Black Monolith is barely holding on to life at this point! Cracks are everywhere against its surface; its once chiseled structure has been fractured beyond repair. The only thing that isn't completely totaled is a small square of black stone at its center, glowing radiantly... Its weak spot! Now is your chance! Finish it off! Unlock the secrets of the universe!
Paradox Dimentio deals 40,000 damage to the Soulless Golem and destroys the Unstable Redstone Thrall! The Goat From Heck and the Soulless Golem deal 10,000 damage to the Captcharoid Bot!
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡) deals 4,000 damage to the Goat From Heck!
The Skeleton Calvary and Captcharoid Bot deal 7,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio! They take 10,000 counterattack damage. Kuero deals 4,000 damage to ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡)!
Japhet and the HMAS Serpent deal 8,000 damage to the Goat from Heck! The Godmodder, angered by Dimentio's field wipe, heals his entities a bit. He then deals 50,000 damage to the Goat from Heck and the Doomsday Bot! Now that the Hostile situation is somewhat winding down, he contemplates retiring the Red Tooth.
Tombsander uses all three of its special attacks! Slowsand deals 5,000 damage to engie, fseftr, and Phobos! It also cancels one of their attacks next turn! Imprison traps engie_ninja in a Soulsand Cage! You'll have to break out of it until you can attack Tombsander again. Soul Breach deals 12,000 damage to every player! The Pheonix deals 6,000 damage to The_Serpent!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 2,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 139,100/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Goat from Heck: [H] HP: 63,000/150,000. Wrath of the Baa: III
Soulless Golem: [H] 40,000/80,000.
( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ ͡ ͡°ʖ ͡): [N] HP: 126,000/130,000. Nani Sore: III Fifth Eye: IIIII
Skeleton Calvary: [AG] HP: Skeleton Riders: 5,000/5,000. (x10.) Skeleton Commander: 15,000/15,000.
Captcharoid Camera Doomsday Bot: [AG] HP: 80,000/150,000. Ability Capture: III Ability Alchemiter: IIIIII
Kuero: [AG] HP: 40,000/40,000. Dusk's Umbra: III Assassinate: II
Japhet: [PG] HP: 40,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
HMAS Serpent: [PG] HP: 40,000/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 21/125. Killstreak: 30.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000. Soulsand Cage: 25,000/25,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 12,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 13,000/30,000.
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +90,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII Contamination: IIII
Phoenix III: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III (insert_generic_username)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 13,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 75,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
~
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 11,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 7,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 18,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 1: Transcender. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 95,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT/LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 82,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 27,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 46,025/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I walk up to the BLACK MONOLITH. Examining it, I see it. The weak point. Perfect. I float in the air, mumbling things no one can understand. Then, Diablo floats to me. It splits into six other scythes. They all start slicing away at the weak point. After 2 minutes, they fuse together again, recreating Diablo. I look closely at the weak point. One last hit. I fly back wards far away. I then accelerate to 80 miles per hour. When I reach the weak point, I slice down on it, hard. I then walk away from what used to be the BLACK MONOLITH.
I USE THE KATANA T() ATTACK DIMENTI(), BECAUSE WHY N()T!
TITANFALL: 2/11
General 3: 30/40
General 4: 30/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I finish the Mach 5.
4/7 for Canopy's Caper
dual potential lethalities OR energy complex: 1/6
12/50 for Vulcanos
10/15 for charged attack
The improbability drive slams into piono face-first.
Normality-restoration in progress...
Normality-restoration: complete.
piono stands up, no longer trickster-ified.
He then plugs the improbability drive into ultimatum, and fires it at serpent, untrickstering her too.
Tricky tosses the now re-normalled serpent another one of the normality-restoration converted improbability drives.
piono looks at her.
You owe me Serpent.
You can start by helping me get rid of this nonsense so we can focus on the real issue.
Dimentio.
Phobos draws up penultimatum, and unleashes Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off lvl10: bullet hell upon the nether forces once more.
Dimentio, laughs, then twitches. And suddenly disrupts and shatters into sparks...
But the paradox doesn't dissolve. In fact, Dimentio is still there! The mirror image from before!
How can he survive at 0 hit points?
I hate paradoxes.
Due to Dimentio's existing in two universe at once, he has to take twice as much damage. We actually have to bring him down to -1M health.
However, his retaliatory aura has been disrupted, and he no longer gets auto attacks... and something else...
But still... 5 rounds left.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The second one.
/null
148680 / 360 = 413
I don't really see how it randomly failed.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
It's not a multiple of 360, and you must always 360 noscope (or 720 noscope). If it was a multiple of 360, there was a greater chance that it would have worked.
5/7 for Canopy's Caper
2/6 for level 5 energy pistols
13/50 for Vulcanos
11/15 for charged attack.
piono turns his souped-up gun on the fight between generic and erelye. The two both turn back to normal.
This is not the time for in-fighting!!!!
WE HAVE A JESTER THAT IS STILL EFFECTIVELY ONLY HALF DEAD AND WE HAVE TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE DESTROYS HALF THE MULTIVERSE!!!
Phobos uses the universal weakness of nether beings to water in conjunction with the Ocean Floor to deal MASSIVE DAMAGE to Tombsander.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
WITH THE FORCE OF 3 HOLY MACKEREL GAMMAS!
3X100
= 300 Holy Mackerel Piles X100
= 30 000 HOLY MACKERELS!
1.2x Modifier!
I use Avatar State on the Monolith.
I leap over Dimentio...And throw a Chaos Pearl at the ground beneath him.
For good measure I also shoot it with all the modes of whatever my most recent (4 Elements > Fine) alchemy was. ((It's been 9 turns since I started I'm sure...))
Suffocation damage is the way to go...
Ooh!
I do the exact same thing to the Godmodder!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You are now Clippy. You are currently freaking out, floating in the air, destroying the landscape around you, and shooting out giant beams of pink energy because you, in a previous turn, ingested a lethal dose of Waluigi Thyme. This caused your already annoying and persistent personality to go completely haywire and, naturally, insane. Which has led to this.
> Clippy: Demonstrate.
((Alright. That was Parts 1 and 2 of the whole drawing thing I had planned. The strife will start now for those involved. You will all be given official health bars next turn. Watch tomorrow and Friday for Part 3, which will involve Bill's talk with Project Binary. Trust me, you won't want to miss it. As always,
Stay tuned.))
/null
Suddenly, every anvil in the universe flies into the atmosphere above Paradox Dimentio, then they whirl and whirl, eventually thousands of them fall... right past Paradox Dimentio into the ground beneath him! Then the ground quakes and bursts up, carrying lots of stone and magma into the air around Paradox Dimentio! Then all the Anvils converge on Paradox Dimentio and smash into him, pressing all the stone and magma into him as well!
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Honestly, I don't think I can handle the responsibility that a STRIFE requires, so I am totally fine with letting The_Serpent do it. Besides, this literally only happened because I was using a terrible weapon and didn't decide to make a better one.
*Double take*
Okay... So The_Serpent is the only one being drawn, but we're all fighting. That... seems slightly unbalanced. Oh well, I'm winning.
Also, a GRIEF seems more appropriate for a troll and elf.
/null
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Although I disagree with the dark energy flowing through Erelye, at least he is partially sane and rational.
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Research 27/50
16/30
113 Ball 8/11
Zazzerpan's Rods 6/6!
I examine Zazzerpan's Rods. Then, I bewitch Mate in Four to play a game a chess against me. I think I shall choose... no. I close my eyes, and randomly choose which side. Then, I play the bewitched chess set. I glance into the Monolith that has surely cracked; if possible, I drink in the radiance, the knowledge. So tasty...
If needed, I pulse off horrific screams and thoughts of annihilation, quickly driving all mundane players of GodCraft to suicide. That, or it damages a random entity with Sanity reduction.
Mor sa's l'oaevkelable.
To the death. I immediately hit Serpent with a blast of shadow from the Hazel Wand, otherwise known as Woegothics. (That is, if I am permitted to use these attacks. If not, I merely blast her with the 305 post god-weapon known as the Hazel Wand.) Oh, and, if possible, I restrict her with the Spare Tentacle. Excellent drawing, as usual. I have a great idea. Instead of making me fight them all, how about you have me fight one at a time, or only Serpent? I would rather it just be 1v1.
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AT: You don't come off as too intelligent, so this should be quick.
AT: Perhaps you should just shut your windpipe before you make us all sick.
AT: Omniscience isn't my game; yet.
AT: For now, I'm not quite content with beating this rambunctious pet.
AT: No, No. Right now, my game is outsmarting you, gorilla.
AT: A sort of submolecular diffusion separates our minds; Its almost as if it drags down your rhymes.
AT: Oh, what's that? You can't even comprehend? Well, I've got plenty of schooling to do, then; I suppose we can start with accepting defeat.
AT: Don't act like an asshole when I've clearly blast it.
AT: Perhaps you can go call your gorillaing Guardian too.
AT: What's that I hear? You
AT: That is enough. Remember to install the server game as fast as you can, and connect to me. Bye, for now.
ambiguousTheoretician [AT] stopped pestering troublesomeArtificer [TA].
Who do you think won?
Without waiting to close Pesterchum, you tab out, and go back to the downloads page Virnul uses, to see whether or not the two games have been uploaded...
I pick up the orb. I then use a Lens of Truth on it, and ask if Erelye will win after shaking it.
Wait, no. I just captchalogue it and flip the card. If I can't read it (You know, there are unreadable captchacodes) I use the Intellivision Laserstation or whatever to read its code. If it is in fact a magic cueball, I rejoice over this choice loot. If it's just a normal cue ball, I still rejoice because hey, a cue ball. I can probably put some majyyk into it regardless.
Now for attacks... I shrug, appearify a copy of the Hazel Wand through a doomed timeline, and run it through the Zillymiter.
Picking up my alchemies...
Combatdice of Zillywwen || Orbs of Zillyfyt = Dicespheres of Zillyfail (Level 8: 5/9)
Spiral Sucker || Lollychop = Pyroland Popper (Level 4: 5/5)
My Pyroland Popper is complete. I marvel at it, then place it into my jokerkind specibus(so that I won't have to worry about legitimate allocations.)
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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v To save on posts: No, just if you ever do another rap battle in the future.
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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EDIT: To also conserve, very well.
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The gist: I exploit my firstness to defeat the Monolith with a Drill Break, summon Trickster troll roleplayers to defeat Dimentio, and ask about the Nether sidequest.
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