Tired of these rose glitch shenanigans, I /give wand a rose. Since they were made earlier, they may not be subject to later updates.
RIDICULOUS TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS: ALL OF THE ZILLY WEAPONS is used on Dimentio.
I also attempt to turn the Godmodder into a Trickster, despite the fact that that is a horrible idea. Who knows, maybe he'll become INCREDIBLY SACCHARINE TRICKSTER GODMODDER. I then also attempt to turn the Godmoder into a Trickster.
TRICKSTER ALCHEMY
BOW OF ZILLYSOMETHING 11/11 USING TRICKSTER MAJYYKS
The Godmodder rejects the Trickster magic thanks to his stone-cold heart which some cardiologists have argued isn't there at all! (Metaphorically speaking, of course. The Godmodder isn't a zombie.)
The Godmoder has sworn off anything having to do with the Godmodder and his war a long time ago after everyone started attacking him. He has set up security measures at his home which annihilate you. Or would have, if you weren't Trickster. You simply decide to leave instead.
WWWWWHEEEE! > Crossbow of Zillytym
CROSSBOW OF ZILLYTYM: It's supposed to be like "time"... All the other puns were taken. Sue me.
Twin, once again, you're confused. You said the tvtropes session is canonical, it just isn't part of the main series.
However! You can't just liberally use alternate threads to try and get work-arounds. In addition, any attempt at cross-thread attacks on the godmodder will automatically fail due to the fact that whichever of him is later in his timeline will remember the attempted attack and block it automatically.
And any attempts to abuse the fact that the tvtropes thread is a canonical SPIN OFF (Remember the spin-off part, if anything I state as canonical in the tvtropes session goes against what twin says here, twin's statement wins. No exceptions. Ever) or any other attempts to abuse canonical spin offs when/if they happen, should and will be dealt with extreme prejudice by all game masters involved. You can do cross-thread attacks (as it would be hypocritical for EITHER of the current game masters to say otherwise), but only if you don't do so trying to get a damage boost out of the fact that its cross-thread unless its been okayed with both GMS beforehand.
So yeah Maniac, although twinbuilder seems to be a bit confused on what I meant by canonical, I agree with him on the unwavering NOPE of that attack.
Also, twin, why in the world am I not getting any experience at all?
I finish the Foul Wind
9/11 for Diluvium
I finish the Psi-shell. Combat Operandi involving Ultimatum are going to get ridiculously over powered as I get new ammo types.
47/50 for Heart Breaker
9/15 for charged attack
It seems there is hope, for Dimentio takes 164200 damage from the tropers. (For reference, that makes Dimentio's health from the start of the round 595500... hmm... this is going a little too quick, time to step things up a bit eh?)
Then Impending Doom goes off for the first time.
The loud, raucous, mad laughter from before intensifies, it becomes painful, and then the source of it appears.
A large group of clowns, dressed in blacks and purples similar to Dimentio appear. All of them have paradox energy bouncing on their fingertips.
They are Dark Carnival Cultists.
Every round, a number of Cultists get summoned, they will block attacks aimed at Dimentio, as well as attack entities to keep the field clear. They have no regard for their own lives and already have a sanity of somewhere in the negative thousands. They will do nothing but protect Dimentio and destroy whatever they perceive as a threat.
Up in the sky, you see flickers. Flickers of faces, screened by masks.
The faces of legions of Dark carnival cultists. They have come for what they believe to be Rapture.
An event that must not, under any circumstances, come to pass.
Oh yeah, and they have 10000 hit points. Each.
Put about 25 of them on the field this round, the average per round addition will be somewhere between five and ten twin, and considering the fact that this needs to last AT LEAST until after that first paradox burst and he's already at half health in round two... I think some Overpowered abilities are due.
Suddenly, out of the portal flies two objects. First, a large boulder, that smashes into a random entity other than Dimentio or the cultists, and second, an avada kedavra curse that hits Clippy.
This is not Dimentio's attack.
Piono curses and uses Deep Freeze Lvl2: Big Chill on paradox dimentio...
Or attempts to, as he is blasted from the side by a small barrage of paradox bolts from several dark carnival cultists.
In the nether...
Phobos pulls out the Ocean Floor, then slams it into the ground, create a massive wave of water that slams into the phoenix, disabling its regeneration right off the bat as the internal fires that kept it alive before are extinguished.
I NEVER, not ONCE told you that the TV Tropes session was a canonical spin off. All I said was that it is an OFFICIAL SPIN-OFF, just like Be The Godmodders (made by fseftr) is. It's not canon, but it doesn't have to be canon to affect this game.
You're not getting any experience because I don't have time to give you experience. Sorry about that. It SHOULD be resolved soon.
164,200 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Dark Carnival Cultists added!
The boulder deals 7,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Clippy is unaffected by the Curse! He is under the effects of Waluigi Thyme...
This time around, the Pheonix's regeneration cannot be stopped!
FOUL WIND: A completely transparent crossbow that controls the very winds itself and forces its power into its projectiles. They can make the very stones of the earth chisel away, cool the mightiest fire, and recede the crashing waves.
PSI-SHELL: A massively overpowered bullet emblazoned with the logo of Psi. Splits into many miniature bullets upon impact.
The noob army charges in at boss y, and takes out hammers to strike it! But boss y breathes fire all over them, and they end up running around, burning and screaming!
I wear the result. I then get a PARASITE to possess the FROST WRAITH. Finally, I hijack one of HMAS ORCHID's cannons. It fires at Z. It then attacks the ship in retaliation.
I THR()W THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB AND THE BLACK M()N()LITH INT() A FIRE PIT. THE G()DS GET PLEASED BY THIS SACRIFICE.
General 3: 16/40
General 4: 16/40
Twin, Nimble's first cipher is in ATBASH and reads: ALLCAPS. Heh. I'm still trying to figure out the rest....
Armistyx ~~~ Loom = The Executioner
THE EXECUTIONER: A long black cloak. A shroud of death surrounds it.
The Parasites will attempt to possess a Frost Wraith!
The Godmodder's troops are trained to not do monster infighting! The Godmodder heals Z for the damage you dealt to it.
We enter the Fortress Hall - the penultimate room. There are a hundred pigmen and blazes, fifty ghasts, twenty of each standard magma cube, 3 gargantuan ones, one colossal one, a Phoinex at level two, and a Boss. Oh crap.
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Regens 140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Tombsander is composed of three huge, floating soul sand blocks. The middle has a face, and the other two serve both as arms and ears. He does quite a bit of damage. And he's not the final boss.
The Foul Wind OR dust devil 1/?
10/11 for Diluvium
I begin the plant alchemy! quarter staff OR sapling 1/?
48/50 for Heart Breaker
10/15 for charged attack
Piono gets up, levels Ultimatum at the Paradox Cultists, and unloads a psi-shell boosted Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray N' Pray.
Phobos continues using the Ocean Floor to hose down the phoenix more, if the regen hasn't yet been disabled, Phobos continues working on disabling it. If it has been already, it deals damage.
The Foul Wind || Dust Devil = The Dust Devil (Level 3: 1/4)
Quarterstaff || Sapling = The Weedwhacker (Level 1: 1/2)
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 PLAY 'EM OFF - SPRAY 'N PRAY
10,000 damage!
You know, a much safer alternative to "disabling" the Phoenix's regeneration would be to simply not attack it all...
Hmmm... There appears to be a bit of Vigenere. The keyword is likely the first or last word. Also, do you know when you could possibly update the Echeladder?
4/40
Voidmetal EM Pulser 4/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 4/6
Recipe Book 3/3!
You know what this means... Recipe Book > Fine 1/4? One day soon, I shall be the owner of the ultimate book.
Now, the time for action. I draw the Ship-Sinker, and eliminate pionoBuilder. If any of you have any more suggestions on what ships to annihilate, I would be glad to comply.
After that, I attempt to enter the blackdeath trance of the woegothics.
Actually, the secret... wait. The destabilized Nox proves a complication. Back to the drawing board.
Research 1/50
...*sigh* I... I don't even care anymore. ... Look, it isn't okay to not talk to somebody for two weeks. ...I...I am sorry. I was... busy. *sigh* ... I thought you cared. I. Thought. You. Cared. I do. I was preoccupied. DO YOU? Well, it doesn't look like it! Oh, really? You probably forgot about me. No, I... You, what? You don't have an excuse. ...*sigh* I wish you got blown up by those meteors on V- Never mention that again. Do you know what happened? Do you know what I had to do? Do you know HOW I FELT ABOUT IT? Pfft. I don't think it was- You were not there. You could've stopped it! You could've got in faster. ... You know, it's your fault.
... Why?
Because its what happened.
I could have saved them all. I...
The only way to do that is to initiate another ROLLOUT.
You expend the proper Sacred Items.
Prime Bubble: 6.
First Cascader: 5. (D30.)
Second Cascader: 13. (D390.)
Third Cascader: 166. (D64,740.)
Fourth Cascader: 18,068. (D1,169,722,320.)
Fifth Cascader: 208,862,011. (D244,310,556,066,785,520.)
Sixth Cascader: 173.
...
You are injected with approximately 173 units of Eldritch energy. However... In addition to the nearly 4,000,000,000 (I think) units of energy that were bestowed in you last time, this definitely pushes you over the edge... and into the pit.
You slip into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. You advise the other players not to be alarmed, as they chronicle the event in tomes bound in the tanned, writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar, with runes stroked in the black tears bled from the corruption-weary eyes of fifty thousand imaginary occultists.
But they fail to not be alarmed.
This is because, as is now painfully obvious to anyone with a brain, you have basically gone completely off the deep end in every way.
I bap a Frost Wyrm with a Spiral Sucker to turn it into a Trickster Wyrm, because why not.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Dimentio, fired from the Blunderbuss of Zillywigh, which I just alchemized due to Trickster shenanigans.
Speaking of which...
Alchemiter >==< Trickster nonsense = Zillychemiter
9,500 damage!
Alchemiter >==< Zillium Grist = Zillymiter
ZILLYMITER: Changes any weapon into its cherubim counterpart.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 2/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 3/15
ANTIBOX GAMMA: A modified Enderbox Gamma made from pure antimatter.
Ill send you info regarding the "something devastatingly strong" in the PM, maybe we can adjust the energy level needed for whats coming. And i gurantee its not gonna be pleasant.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 3/?
Power vortex gate 8/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I feed clippy some microsoft power. Systems Crash go!
What is the meaning of life?
"Chocolate."
Good times.
5/40
Research 2/50
Voidmetal EM Pulser 5/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 5/6
Recipe Book > Fine 2/4?
I generically attack Japhet.
Relax. I didn't really mean it. Why would you joke about such a thing?! I was angry. Do you want to talk about it? I do not know. It would take quite a while. That, and I do not trust you. Okay, I can listen. You should trust me, by the way. When have I ever done anything to annoy you? Very well. You are correct. This'll be kinda fun. Maybe.
It all started quite a while ago, and yet within a mere sliver of time.
We now observe a planet, long lost in the mists of time.
>ENTER NAME
((Yes, that means all of you.))
You can't just generically attack while in Grimdark mode!
While in Grimdark mode, you proceed to recount a telling of a traumatic event.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 4/?
Power vortex gate 9/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I let dimento feel the wrath of the Forge!
>Battle Technique: Hammertime
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 5/?
Power vortex gate 10/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Post IIiI use the Nicest Hat to shoot a beam of pure Hat Classiness at the Black Monolith Handgun && Magic 8 Ball && Fluorite Octet 2/XCerberus 3/7Devil's Interval 3/6Reading "Portals for Mortals" 5/45Glueing plastic Eyes to Paperclip 2/5The Beldam 5/35Skeletron 1/15I like your avatar by the way, 5l1n6
Stop making the top line of your post centered, please. It messes up the editor.
I test out the Octave of Sin on the sacrificial lamb.
(However I was going for a healing set of dice... I guess I'll combine it with a regeneration potion and focus mending)
You can't alchemize with the R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴... It's waY to0 6l.tcöd out. Oh god, I'm glitching just typing it.
5-3-4-5-3-2-2-1
A massive maroon scythe materializes over the Sacrifical Lamb and decapitates it. 30,000 damage!
"There are too many hostile entities on the battlefield. I do not like it."
A strange grey sword, decorated with yellow runes, appears on the battlefield.
"The Infinity Edge. Great item for wrecking things. Amplifies crit damage and increases crit chance."
Another sword, this one silver and decorated with an ornate gold trim, appears beside it.
"Sword Of The Divine. Also great item for wrecking things. Activating it guarantees the wielder's next three attacks to crit."
Finally, a much larger sword, split into two sharp points, appears in the middle of the previous swords.
"The Ravenous Hydra. The final part of the wrecking things swords. Grants the wielder lifesteal and AoE damage. Activating it cleaves things for more AoE damage."
The three swords combine into one large, silver-grey, two-pointed sword with a golden trim. It glows slightly grey-gold with power.
"I took the liberty of combining the three. That sword? I get to name it. Hmm... The Titanslayer. Now then... Godmodder, Richard, whatever your name is, how about a deal. You take that sword, you use it to destroy the hell out of those hostile entities, and I'll let you keep the sword afterwards? I'd do it myself, but I'm somewhat limited in what I can do right now. Friggin inhibitors..."
Back in the Nether, I use the Pomson 9000 to disable the Phoenix's ability to regenerate.
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank shoots Paradox Dimentio. It causes Pie Flavour elemental damage.
The Godmodder's name is the Godmodder.
He gleefully accepts your offer! However, he decides to up the ante with this particular weapon...
The Titanslayer || The Banhammer = The Red Tooth (Level 66: 67/67)
Perfect. This will be the Godmodder's primary weapon for the time being...
Next wind bow; 2/?
I finish DILUVIUM!!! (4/5 of the ingredients of 'Trolling alchemy' #1)
2/? for the plant staff
49/50 for Heart Breaker
11/15 for charged attack
On the battlefield, everyone turns to fire upon dimentio, completely unaware of what the dark carnival cultists are doing.
Until a massive barrage of paradox bolts forms a small paradox burst, intercepting around half of the attacks this round aimed at dimentio without the cultists taking damage. Most of the others are blocked normally, with the cultists still taking some of the damage from the attack.
piono attempts to sneak past the cultists and hit Dimentio with Terra Firma using Hammer Time (your call as to whether the attack gets blocked or not twin)
Phobos continues the stream of high-pressure water smashing into the phoenix.
Also... 10 rounds left till total annihilation.
DILUVIUM: Neptune's trident in its purest form. Made of pure, crystallized water that pulsates between the light of the surface and the dark of the ocean floor. Its blade is a golden trident that hums with aurorae. It commands the very tides and waves, and can erode even the mightiest of rocks. All will crumble before it.
Paradox Dimentio redirects your attack into the Cultists, killing one!
Post IIIReading "Portals for Mortals" 6/45 Meh, this book is godzilla,filled with insults and anti-human slurs. I throw it at Paradox Dimentio. I need some better reading. What about this thing, pesterchum 101.Cup of Joe set to: Liquid Bacon. I shoot General Oinksalt with it. The smell attaches the Tarrasque.Handgun && Magic 8 Ball && Fluorite Octet 3/XCerberus 4/7Devil's Interval 4/6The Beldam 6/35Skeletron 2/15The Tarrasque? I'm 0k with it
I bet you're 0kay with a lot of things. ...Moving on.
It whacks a Cultist in the head instead!
The General eats it up and regens +5,000 HP! However, the Tarrasque gets hungry...
The noob army pick themselves off, and pull out rocket launchers to use at long range! Turns out they set the heat-seeking properties wrong, and they seek to the other noobs! BOOOOOMMM!!!
8/40 (+2 from Leon and +1 from self)
Research 5/50 (+2 from Leon and +1 from self)
Voidmetal EM Pulser 6/6!
Nuclear Phage Canister 6/6!
Recipe Book > Fine 3/4?
I have an idea! (I am referring to billiard/pool balls.)
1 Ball && 2 Ball && 3 Ball && 4 Ball 1/???
5 Ball && 6 Ball && 7 Ball && 9 Ball 1/???
I shall make the omni-ball. Notice the skip in the second alchemy.
I examine the two new alchemies (the cannons, not the ball(s)). Then, I ignite Cursed Flames upon the Monolith.
Yes, somewhat correct.
We examine the planet VETAS, and its moons, FORION, CARNISCA, and OT'TAER. Somewhere on this planet is a young elf.
The young elf is currently standing in his abode. Conveniently enough, today is the eleventh enquier of Narbeleth. This so happens to be the anniversary of his birth, otherwise referred to as a 'Nostaurë'. According to the laws of this reality, it is only today, though he was given life nine loä ago, that he shall be granted a name.
For future questioners, nine loä is equivalent to thirteen point four earth years.
What will the name of this young elf be? Take a good guess. Use your contextualization skills.
>ENTER NAME
VOIDMETAL EM PULSER: A massive laser beam conduit crafted from Voidmetal and charged by Void. Said laser beam is a giant electromagnetic pulse that disables all machinery in its raduis.
NUCLEAR PHAGE CANISTER: A canister full of a heavily mutated Flux Phage imbued with nuclear, electrically charged properties. Could be used for chemical warfare.
+2 to Wilson's Staminas. (13 Total. Things bought. Just wanna help out Wilson. Get on his good side like Modpack did.)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 46/50 ( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 39/40 12/15
Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I told you dog 5/6
NEW Antibox Gamma > Very Fine
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 9/11
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 3/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 4/15
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto (Level 7: 1/8)
Miraj: 31/50
That debuff guy: 31/50 +2 to Aegis I'll try this. Finding Pure Heart 1 out of 8 1/3. Once I get all 8, I'll combine them to the Purity Heart and use it as a big charged attack on Dimentio. @Twin: But... Wilson has damaged players with particle physics before. He did so back in the arena. But my point is, pure coding wouldn't be affected by particle physics (although technically it would), but it also wouldn't be affected by potions right? But we have an interface between the biological effects of the potions and the coding (Minecraft's potion effects. And we have some mod that adds more in.). And so, why can't we have an interface between particle physics and coding? We seem to have a mod for everything else, why not particle physics? @Ereyle: WILSON! No, don't name him that. That would be stupid. Errr... How much of a fantasy name do you want? Maybe Silfed? I came up with that somehow.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Falling skies ~c Dedodaded WAM 3/4 Potion of Nectar +1 Golden honey cake &&& Potion of nectar = Nectar cake 3/4 Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 48$ _ Wilson's charges A: 3/50, B: 3/50 (+4 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x1 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1 -RP section- Wilson walks away from the dragons back towards his shop, where he starts to gather up a bunch of random potions.
Minecraft's coding behaves differently than normal computing coding does... It allows for real, living, breathing things to exist... Think of the code as a digital atom. Atoms can be affected by particle physics, right? They're atoms.
Perhaps Konami for short? *an absence of disapproval*
Nice to meet you Konami.
Do give Dimentio a Chaos Pearl moving at high velocity, please. Or store him...wherever. Whichever you think can be best used to attack or as an attack...*a large exhalation of Chaos Energy surges over Dimentio* [Twin, your call.]
I equip my gun and shoot Dimentio in the face if he is not successfully captchalogued or otherwise stored.
If my gambit succeeded...Konami, give the Godmodder a high-velocity Dimentio, please. *whoomph*
{End timeline divergence}
I shoot Lord Dome with everything!
Also Epic Chaos Bolt at a random [H] target!
I throw a rock at Dimentio!
Dimentio is hit by the Chaos Pearl! When he comes back, though, he is holding the severed head of a massive serpentine beast in his hand! Looks like he conquered whatever was in there...
The Black Monolith is almost defeated! Just attack it a little bit more and you'll be golden!
LORD DOME kills a Frost Wraith and uses Dark Pulse on the Nether Parasites, Stalinator, and Z! It then uses Control on the Missile Mecha, overwriting its AI! Lastly, it uses Bill, summoning the Lord of the PC, who turns his judgement to the Tarrasque, dealing 30,000 damage to it! Paradox Dimentio uses Impending Doom, summoning the Cultists! He then deals 15,000 damage to General Oinksalot, kills a Ghast Tentacle, and deals 15,000 damage to the Tarrasque! His Cultists deal 11,500 damage to Japhet!
General Oinksalot uses Spin Throw Deluxe, dealing 10,000 damage to the Frost Wraith! General Ghastken uses Flare Charge, dealing 15,000 damage to the Stalinator! Clippy hovers in the air ominously... The Nether Parasites are too busy Congaing to do anything!
The Tarrasque is too busy Congaing to do anything! The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Nether Parasite! The Missile Mecha focuses all its firepower on the Tarrasque, killing it! Now take out its max HP!
The Frost Wraith deals 5,000 damage to Japhet!
Japhet is too busy Congaing to do anything! Z fails to attack thanks to Dark Pulse! HMAS Orchid deals 4,000 damage to the Nether Parasite! The Godmodder flips the Red Tooth in his hands. It's time to see how it holds up in combat. The Godmodder activates the blade! Thanks to the special bonuses of the weapon, he can expect to deal 100,000 damage maximum, or 50,000 damage spread out across three entities! He flash-steps towards General Oinksalot, killing him in one strike! His carcass explodes with thousands of Gold Nuggets.
You've really gone and done it for yourselfs in the Nether area! The Wither Skeletons kill a Zombie Pigman and Magma Cube S. The hostiles don't attack this turn so that you can prepare... The Godmodder looks at you and sees, once again, that you'll need some help. He summons further reinforcements to help you.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 188,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 115,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 47,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 533,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x23.)
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 62,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x5.) Flare Charge: III
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 65,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
~ Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x100.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x100.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Magma Cube S: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x20.)
Magma Cube M: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.)
Hold on, official, but not canonical. How the heck does that even work? And what are you so worried about with it? But fine, may I at least request that once it finishes, if it doesn't cause any problems, THEN can it be declared canon?
This stuff is hard! Its difficult having to effectively make two posts relevant to Dimentio due to it being in both threads...
Speaking of which, twin, try to update quickly, it'll be bedtime soon where I am and I can't do the tvtropes update until I've seen how much damage dimentio has taken here.
And... I just realized that the fact I can't update on Sundays is going to play heck with the Dimentio fight.
3/4 for the Dust Devil
The Weed Whacker OR Hanging Gardens 1/? (I finished the Weed Whacker in the same post I finished Diluvium)
I begin the energy alchemies. Dual pistol OR energy cell 1/?
I finish Heart Breaker
12/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 30300 damage from the tvtropes session, as of the beginning of this round, he has 502700 health.
piono unleashes... I don't think so.
What?!?!
A massive tendril or paradox energy reaches out and consumes the artifact piono had just assembled.
Not again...
Paradox Dimentio uses the 50 post charge to unleash an enormous paradox beam onto the other hostiles, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage to them.
Phobos cricks his neck. Then slams his fist into the floor.
5 Dark Mag Agents rise from the ground, comprised entirely from the shadows of Phobos's aura.
They attack the nether entities.
Managing forum games is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.
I give Dimentio so many healthbars they pierce LORD DOME'S eye. Seeing as they are now a physical thing, I wrap them up into a bundle, which I encase in a jawbreaker skylight bomb, throw at Dimentio, and whack with the Popamatic Vrillyhoo Hammer from a safe distance. I threw the hammer. Don't question it.
Anyways... I propose Godmodder <3< Godmoder be sunk. Immediately. Mostly because it's ridiculous.
ALCHEMY! HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO!
Broom >==< Zillymiter
Lipstick >==< Zillymiter
Sorry. This is probably going to happen until I stop being Trickster. How long will that last, anyways?
Konami? Do give Dimentio a couple more sharp pointy objects...I am sure he would enjoy them! *whoomph* *a barrage of Cheap Swords, SORDs, and anything else that there is an abundance of that is pointy [Sticks], go flying at Dimentio*
*also pure Chaos energy*
Epic Potato on Dimentio!
...WHAT do I still have...Scribe's Wands, Notebook, Perfectly Unique Object...SCP-294 might be useful here. I input "Cup of Dimentio" into the machine! One cup of Dimentio's internal fluids is removed from his body!
I write "Paradox Resolution Device" with the Scribe's Wands and use it at Dimentio!
Alchemies-sorry, but they only make sense chronologically here.
Duplicate SCP-294. ((Or just summon it via the Notebook or Scribe's Wands))
SCP-294 (1)>1:1
Heheheheheheheheheh.
Whatever I just got, I use it to steal Dimentio bits from Dimentio.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Twin, Slowsand deals 5,000 damage to three players and slows them. Imprison traps a player in a soulsand cage with a health bar. They cannot attack anything except it while in it. They take 7,500 damage on use and 3,000 a turn while inside.
Alright guys. I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to be doing an Ask Me Anything thingie over at the Forge starting tonight and ending Sunday night. This is for the express purpose of answering any questions about the game, plot-related or otherwise. You can also ask questions about Trifecta, the webcomic (and animations).
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I suppose the chaps in the nether need more Chair-Knights...
Wait, better idea.
[N] Chair Charge Bomb
HP: 10,000
Attack: Explodes, dealing 20,000 damage to target enemy. Takes three turns to charge.
Passive: Guarded. All damage directed towards the bomb is sent towards the healthiest player.
A sonic boom occurs in the general direction of all those [H]es!
In fact there are at least two booms because I have an extra action and am choosing to use it to duplicate this attack without actually doing it again!
The illogic bounces off Dimentio and hits Lord Dome in the face!
And then...A tree grows up and suffocates Lord Dome randomly. What WAS he doing standing on a sapling...
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I give the Godmodder a Fez.
I then give every single entity on the field a Fez.
I then place a Fez on the Battlefield.
I then place a Fez on Twinbuilder's head.
I then place a Fez everywhere possible.
Everyone gets a Fez.
Then, the Fezzes begin to fly, and they converge towards the Godmodder at high speeds.
The Godmodder is then overwhelmed by Fezzes.
(In other words, I inject a mass of maddening whispers into the entirety of the Battlefield. I then burn the Monolith with the black tentacle-fires coating me.)
((Oh, well then. It appears as if I have lost control of my computer.
Whether or not you actually enter something particularly derogatory is meaningless. Quite frankly, this fellow has quite a bit to be getting on with. Perhaps it would be wise to try again, and quickly. You know what? He thinks he will do it for you.
Your name is KALARE ERELYE. As was aforementioned, it is your NOSTAURË at the present moment, which would be quite a big deal, of course, if you did not already think that this was utterly ridiculous. All one does is abhor the sheer attention generated in that day alone. Or, you think that is the case. Erm... moving on.
Unequivalently singular are your INTERESTS. You enjoy to READ, and possess a rather extensive collection of books and tomes. Needless to say, this has made you what we shall describe as a BIT OF A BOOKWORM at times. You always enjoy a good MYSTERY, assuming you can solve it. You sometimes enjoy listening to WATERFALLS, and are generally very awful at the COMPUTER SCIENCES, which is just as well, as you like to think you specialize in ~ATH programming. When you mature, you aspire to ascend the ranks of the LIBRARIGOTHICS, and attempt to uncover many a SECRET OF REALITY.
When you have free time, you like to chat with some of your elven chums, most of which DRIVE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE with their SILLY NONSENSE and SHENANIGANS. Your chumhandle is ambiguousTheoretician, and you generally attempt to speak with near-perfect grammar one-hundred percent of the time.
What will you do?
))
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um... ah... a target...
I IRONICALLY TARGET NOBODY WITH THE IRONICALLY LABELED LOWEST LEVEL HOLY SPELL. I guess I also channel it through New Dawn for that damage boost it gives to holy spells. (New Dawn increases all damage dealt by "Light" (Holy, healing, ect) magic other then astral by 2%-5%. I can't remember) Too bad I lost my x1.5 modifier for all light magic... well I guess I guess I go for a critical hit!
Now that that's out of the way, I shove... GiVe the R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴ into Japhet's mouth Causing him to glitch out and be unable to charge his feather this turn.
I roll to prevent Clippy from negating my attacks.. so that's a +1 for preemptive added to my base chance of not being effected by Clippy this post. Will I get another bonus if I do a little dance too? No? Oh, okay.
T̲̦̬͈̖͙̱̘ͤ̅́h̹̯̊ͨ̉͂̇̊̈e̮͌̃̑̏̓ͥ ̓͗̓̄͏̻͕r̨̥̪̘̩͍̐̒̇̆ͭͪ̃͢σ̙̫̩̣̰ͥͣͩ̀͡ͅ$̢̢̼̆ĕ̠̜̝̥̳͈̠̊͢ ̢̭͍͇̖̭ͮͮ͊͛͋͒̂̑̚i̸̡͖̝͋̄̓ͭ̋͜∩̶͖̪̞̤͙̞̲̪̲̏͂͂ͦ$̷̟̞̩̰̙̺̉̒̌ͯ̚t̪̖̼͈̹͍̣̄ͧ̈̍ͭ̈͌̈́ą̴͔̟̲̾ͬ̊ͮͭ̚̕n̳͓̫̯̘̔͒̋͟ͅt͎̟̪̙̜̙͍̣̏͢ƒ̶͈̜̘̤̫̾̈͛̋̃̾́ͣ̈́ŷ͍̣͍̼̺̠͛͝ ̴̷̢̖͙̩̩̄ͦͨd̡̞͖͍̺͎̗͓͖̪ͮ̂̌̓ͧ̎̌1̄̏̉͏̟̜̩͈̠͚́s̨̹̬̙̗̝̈́͑̆ͥ̐̓̓̓æ̛̦̟̙̞͙̎͗̒̂ͯͅp̠͉̣̙͔̻̯̹ͦ̾͑̕ḙ̮͓͍͎̝ͤͯͥ̚͝ǟ̻͙͓̺̦͋ͭ̏̚r̷̵̪̪̠̟̪͕̩͛ ͭ͆͋̊̃̅ͫ̋̅͏̷͙̫͈̜̩̯̘f̮͔͍̭ͦ̉̓̓̚r͇̫̮̳͚̐̔ͣͨ̽͑̓̾͑π̐ͬͪ̊͡͏̻͔͇͕͔́ ̤̥͇ͫ̾̂̏̊̇͋͑y̹̹͖ͦ̌͗̚̚ͅσ̭ͦ̓̽͆µ̶̛̜̞̣͈͉̫ͩ̕ͅͅŗ̤͔̟̟̹͕̈́̐̒̒ͯ ̬̟̻̤͌̍͆ͭͫ͂̍ͤ͠≥͉͉̳͔̮͙͔̩̫̊ͫ͝i͐ͮͧ͒̎͑̈̓҉̛͎͓̻̟͍ŝͥ͛̓͡͏̴̘͓̲̲̳̬͎̜͈į̛͚̻̮̘͂̉ͨͮ̐̈́ͯͪ͟o̵̡̪̦ͦ̅̽̅̅͋ͭn̫͎̓́̾̀͠_̵̣͍̮̙̻̏̅̽ͪͣͫ̕ ̖̠̫̙̍͌̄̌ͭͬ
10,000 damage!
The Godmodder rejects the Trickster magic thanks to his stone-cold heart which some cardiologists have argued isn't there at all! (Metaphorically speaking, of course. The Godmodder isn't a zombie.)
The Godmoder has sworn off anything having to do with the Godmodder and his war a long time ago after everyone started attacking him. He has set up security measures at his home which annihilate you. Or would have, if you weren't Trickster. You simply decide to leave instead.
WWWWWHEEEE! > Crossbow of Zillytym
CROSSBOW OF ZILLYTYM: It's supposed to be like "time"... All the other puns were taken. Sue me.
I NEVER, not ONCE told you that the TV Tropes session was a canonical spin off. All I said was that it is an OFFICIAL SPIN-OFF, just like Be The Godmodders (made by fseftr) is. It's not canon, but it doesn't have to be canon to affect this game.
You're not getting any experience because I don't have time to give you experience. Sorry about that. It SHOULD be resolved soon.
164,200 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
Dark Carnival Cultists added!
The boulder deals 7,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Clippy is unaffected by the Curse! He is under the effects of Waluigi Thyme...
This time around, the Pheonix's regeneration cannot be stopped!
FOUL WIND: A completely transparent crossbow that controls the very winds itself and forces its power into its projectiles. They can make the very stones of the earth chisel away, cool the mightiest fire, and recede the crashing waves.
PSI-SHELL: A massively overpowered bullet emblazoned with the logo of Psi. Splits into many miniature bullets upon impact.
You cannot captchalogue entities!
The Dark Carnival Cultists stop you!
Avatar's Sights deals 9,000 damage though.
I'll simplify this for you. You can only use one Special Attack per post.
Armistyx ~~~ Loom = The Executioner
THE EXECUTIONER: A long black cloak. A shroud of death surrounds it.
The Parasites will attempt to possess a Frost Wraith!
The Godmodder's troops are trained to not do monster infighting! The Godmodder heals Z for the damage you dealt to it.
2,500 damage to both!
To AGGRESS is to just attack normally. It's just a fancy word. 12,000 damage!
Zombie Pigman killed!
5,500 Strangle damage!
What do Tombsander's specials do?
You enter the Fortress Hall!
The Foul Wind || Dust Devil = The Dust Devil (Level 3: 1/4)
Quarterstaff || Sapling = The Weedwhacker (Level 1: 1/2)
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 PLAY 'EM OFF - SPRAY 'N PRAY
10,000 damage!
You know, a much safer alternative to "disabling" the Phoenix's regeneration would be to simply not attack it all...
The only way to do that is to initiate another ROLLOUT.
You expend the proper Sacred Items.
Prime Bubble: 6.
First Cascader: 5. (D30.)
Second Cascader: 13. (D390.)
Third Cascader: 166. (D64,740.)
Fourth Cascader: 18,068. (D1,169,722,320.)
Fifth Cascader: 208,862,011. (D244,310,556,066,785,520.)
Sixth Cascader: 173.
...
You are injected with approximately 173 units of Eldritch energy. However... In addition to the nearly 4,000,000,000 (I think) units of energy that were bestowed in you last time, this definitely pushes you over the edge... and into the pit.
You slip into the fabled blackdeath trance of the woegothics, quaking all the while in the bloodeldritch throes of the broodfester tongues. You advise the other players not to be alarmed, as they chronicle the event in tomes bound in the tanned, writhing flesh of a tortured hellscholar, with runes stroked in the black tears bled from the corruption-weary eyes of fifty thousand imaginary occultists.
But they fail to not be alarmed.
This is because, as is now painfully obvious to anyone with a brain, you have basically gone completely off the deep end in every way.
You have officially gone grimdark.
Paradox Dimentio stops its ammo in midair and sends it careening back at you!
9,500 damage!
Alchemiter >==< Zillium Grist = Zillymiter
ZILLYMITER: Changes any weapon into its cherubim counterpart.
ANTIBOX GAMMA: A modified Enderbox Gamma made from pure antimatter.
10,000 damage!
Alright.
Okay, I guess you're sticking with that alchemy. Alright...
Autobow && Crystalline Torch && Fusion Cell = Nuclear Crystalbow (Level 6: 3/7)
You can't just generically attack while in Grimdark mode!
While in Grimdark mode, you proceed to recount a telling of a traumatic event.
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
8,000 damage!
The resulting paradox blasts you to shreds! Paradox Dimentio absorbs it.
5,000 damage!
Not even Yoshi can one-shot an entity of that health! 8,000 damage.
+5,000 HP!
Next attack against Japhet deals halved damage!
Stop making the top line of your post centered, please. It messes up the editor.
8,000 damage!
Handgun && Magic 8-Ball && Fluorite Octet = Telltale Die (Level 8: 2/8)
You can't alchemize with the R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴... It's waY to0 6l.tcöd out. Oh god, I'm glitching just typing it.
5-3-4-5-3-2-2-1
A massive maroon scythe materializes over the Sacrifical Lamb and decapitates it. 30,000 damage!
Ghast Tentacle killed!
The Godmodder's name is the Godmodder.
He gleefully accepts your offer! However, he decides to up the ante with this particular weapon...
The Titanslayer || The Banhammer = The Red Tooth (Level 66: 67/67)
Perfect. This will be the Godmodder's primary weapon for the time being...
You can't disable its regeneration now!
7,500 damage!
On what?
DILUVIUM: Neptune's trident in its purest form. Made of pure, crystallized water that pulsates between the light of the surface and the dark of the ocean floor. Its blade is a golden trident that hums with aurorae. It commands the very tides and waves, and can erode even the mightiest of rocks. All will crumble before it.
Paradox Dimentio redirects your attack into the Cultists, killing one!
6,000 damage!
The Black Monolith doesn't turn into anyone!
I bet you're 0kay with a lot of things. ...Moving on.
It whacks a Cultist in the head instead!
The General eats it up and regens +5,000 HP! However, the Tarrasque gets hungry...
In a few turns. 12,000 damage!
Zombie Pigman killed!
3,000 damage!
CONGA CONGA CONGA! Everyone congas so hard that several entities will not be able to attack this turn!
+8,000 HP!
VOIDMETAL EM PULSER: A massive laser beam conduit crafted from Voidmetal and charged by Void. Said laser beam is a giant electromagnetic pulse that disables all machinery in its raduis.
NUCLEAR PHAGE CANISTER: A canister full of a heavily mutated Flux Phage imbued with nuclear, electrically charged properties. Could be used for chemical warfare.
1-Ball && 2-Ball && 3-Ball && 4-Ball = 10-Ball (Level 3: 1/4)
5-Ball && 6-Ball && 7-Ball && 9-Ball = 27-Ball (Level 3: 1/4)
:/
6,000 damage!
Antibox Gamma > Very Fine = Quasibox Pluto (Level 7: 1/8)
You miss! Massive recoil damage to you!
Minecraft's coding behaves differently than normal computing coding does... It allows for real, living, breathing things to exist... Think of the code as a digital atom. Atoms can be affected by particle physics, right? They're atoms.
Dimentio is hit by the Chaos Pearl! When he comes back, though, he is holding the severed head of a massive serpentine beast in his hand! Looks like he conquered whatever was in there...
8,500 damage to LORD DOME!
The Black Monolith stands upright!
5,000 damage to Dimentio; he recovers.
The Black Monolith is almost defeated! Just attack it a little bit more and you'll be golden!
LORD DOME kills a Frost Wraith and uses Dark Pulse on the Nether Parasites, Stalinator, and Z! It then uses Control on the Missile Mecha, overwriting its AI! Lastly, it uses Bill, summoning the Lord of the PC, who turns his judgement to the Tarrasque, dealing 30,000 damage to it! Paradox Dimentio uses Impending Doom, summoning the Cultists! He then deals 15,000 damage to General Oinksalot, kills a Ghast Tentacle, and deals 15,000 damage to the Tarrasque! His Cultists deal 11,500 damage to Japhet!
General Oinksalot uses Spin Throw Deluxe, dealing 10,000 damage to the Frost Wraith! General Ghastken uses Flare Charge, dealing 15,000 damage to the Stalinator! Clippy hovers in the air ominously... The Nether Parasites are too busy Congaing to do anything!
The Tarrasque is too busy Congaing to do anything! The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Nether Parasite! The Missile Mecha focuses all its firepower on the Tarrasque, killing it! Now take out its max HP!
The Frost Wraith deals 5,000 damage to Japhet!
Japhet is too busy Congaing to do anything! Z fails to attack thanks to Dark Pulse! HMAS Orchid deals 4,000 damage to the Nether Parasite! The Godmodder flips the Red Tooth in his hands. It's time to see how it holds up in combat. The Godmodder activates the blade! Thanks to the special bonuses of the weapon, he can expect to deal 100,000 damage maximum, or 50,000 damage spread out across three entities! He flash-steps towards General Oinksalot, killing him in one strike! His carcass explodes with thousands of Gold Nuggets.
You've really gone and done it for yourselfs in the Nether area! The Wither Skeletons kill a Zombie Pigman and Magma Cube S. The hostiles don't attack this turn so that you can prepare... The Godmodder looks at you and sees, once again, that you'll need some help. He summons further reinforcements to help you.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 188,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 115,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 47,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 533,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x23.)
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 62,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x5.) Flare Charge: III
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Nether Parasite: [H] HP: 8,000/20,000. (x9.)
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 311,500/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
Tarrasque: [N] HP: 0/75,000. Swallow Whole:
IIIStalinator: [N] HP: 85,000/100,000.
Missile-Mecha: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Missile Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Left Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Right Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000.
Frost Wraith: [AG] HP: 40,000/50,000.
Japhet: [PG] HP: 65,500/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 56,000/70,000.
HMAS Orchid: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 28.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 65,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
~
Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x100.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x100.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Magma Cube S: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x20.)
Magma Cube M: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Magma Cube L: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.)
Colossal Magma Cube: [N] HP: 75,000/75,000.
Phoenix II: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
~
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 6: Mr. Freeze. XP: 62,375/75,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER] / TELESLASH / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM
~
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 4,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
~
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
~
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 6,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 30,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 1,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 1,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 10,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 63,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT//LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 23,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 63,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 7: The Lord. XP: 112,100/125,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED] / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 25,525/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
This stuff is hard! Its difficult having to effectively make two posts relevant to Dimentio due to it being in both threads...
Speaking of which, twin, try to update quickly, it'll be bedtime soon where I am and I can't do the tvtropes update until I've seen how much damage dimentio has taken here.
And... I just realized that the fact I can't update on Sundays is going to play heck with the Dimentio fight.
3/4 for the Dust Devil
The Weed Whacker OR Hanging Gardens 1/? (I finished the Weed Whacker in the same post I finished Diluvium)
I begin the energy alchemies. Dual pistol OR energy cell 1/?
I finish Heart Breaker
12/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 30300 damage from the tvtropes session, as of the beginning of this round, he has 502700 health.
piono unleashes...
I don't think so.
What?!?!
A massive tendril or paradox energy reaches out and consumes the artifact piono had just assembled.
Not again...
Paradox Dimentio uses the 50 post charge to unleash an enormous paradox beam onto the other hostiles, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage to them.
Phobos cricks his neck. Then slams his fist into the floor.
5 Dark Mag Agents rise from the ground, comprised entirely from the shadows of Phobos's aura.
They attack the nether entities.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I give Dimentio so many healthbars they pierce LORD DOME'S eye. Seeing as they are now a physical thing, I wrap them up into a bundle, which I encase in a jawbreaker skylight bomb, throw at Dimentio, and whack with the Popamatic Vrillyhoo Hammer from a safe distance. I threw the hammer. Don't question it.
Anyways... I propose Godmodder <3< Godmoder be sunk. Immediately. Mostly because it's ridiculous.
ALCHEMY! HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO!
Broom >==< Zillymiter
Lipstick >==< Zillymiter
Sorry. This is probably going to happen until I stop being Trickster. How long will that last, anyways?
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27/50 Attacking...
27/50 Attacking...
========== 52%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
3/10 Misc...
10/10x20 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x4 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
7/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake
7/? Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
13/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I take Hephaestus On Ice and play whack-a-mole with the godmodder.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
*also pure Chaos energy*
Epic Potato on Dimentio!
...WHAT do I still have...Scribe's Wands, Notebook, Perfectly Unique Object...SCP-294 might be useful here. I input "Cup of Dimentio" into the machine! One cup of Dimentio's internal fluids is removed from his body!
I write "Paradox Resolution Device" with the Scribe's Wands and use it at Dimentio!
Alchemies-sorry, but they only make sense chronologically here.
Duplicate SCP-294. ((Or just summon it via the Notebook or Scribe's Wands))
SCP-294 (1)>1:1
Heheheheheheheheheh.
Whatever I just got, I use it to steal Dimentio bits from Dimentio.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Soul Breach does very high damage to all players.
/null
Oh no
Check it out here.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=[14 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[14 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[5 / 25]= Queen Bee (whoops)
I suppose the chaps in the nether need more Chair-Knights...
Wait, better idea.
[N] Chair Charge Bomb
HP: 10,000
Attack: Explodes, dealing 20,000 damage to target enemy. Takes three turns to charge.
Passive: Guarded. All damage directed towards the bomb is sent towards the healthiest player.
The CCB is sent to the Nether.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I D() V()IDSW()RD ~ VERY FINE. I THEN USE IT ()N THE MISSILE MECHA!!!
General 3: 19/40
General 4: 19/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I tell Dimentio this sentence is true. Antiparadox!
Konami throws more sharp objects at Dimentio! *whoomph* *silence for several seconds*
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*the sounds...So loud...*
*BOOM*
A sonic boom occurs in the general direction of all those [H]es!
In fact there are at least two booms because I have an extra action and am choosing to use it to duplicate this attack without actually doing it again!
The illogic bounces off Dimentio and hits Lord Dome in the face!
And then...A tree grows up and suffocates Lord Dome randomly. What WAS he doing standing on a sapling...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Put it backwards.
Redstone: 45/50
I punt Paradox Dimentio.
=[15 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[15 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[6 / 25]= Queen Bee (whoops)
I give the Godmodder a Fez.
I then give every single entity on the field a Fez.
I then place a Fez on the Battlefield.
I then place a Fez on Twinbuilder's head.
I then place a Fez everywhere possible.
Everyone gets a Fez.
Then, the Fezzes begin to fly, and they converge towards the Godmodder at high speeds.
The Godmodder is then overwhelmed by Fezzes.
(I got a actual Fez today. It was wonderful.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Devil's Interval 5/6
The Beldam 7/35
Skeletron 3/15
Building a Giant Nether Portal 7/45
18/50 Enoch
9/25 Health Care Package
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 9/11)
> K4yne: Healing Japhet with Hippocrates 451.
> R. K.: Defense buffing Japhet.
I help fseftr and Serpent.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
8/40
Research 5/50
10 Ball 2/4
-27 Ball 2/4
Recipe Book > Fine 4/4?
10 Ball && 11 Ball && 12 Ball && 13 Ball 1/4
...
Ash tsa'me sa's ksa'on'! Outhra'gen, ash mor a'ash mon'kesa'ghs.
Shash sa'ksa'll ashm ash?
Sa'wsa'll ksa'll ash novl'oae!
(In other words, I inject a mass of maddening whispers into the entirety of the Battlefield. I then burn the Monolith with the black tentacle-fires coating me.)
((Oh, well then. It appears as if I have lost control of my computer.
Whether or not you actually enter something particularly derogatory is meaningless. Quite frankly, this fellow has quite a bit to be getting on with. Perhaps it would be wise to try again, and quickly. You know what? He thinks he will do it for you.
Your name is KALARE ERELYE. As was aforementioned, it is your NOSTAURË at the present moment, which would be quite a big deal, of course, if you did not already think that this was utterly ridiculous. All one does is abhor the sheer attention generated in that day alone. Or, you think that is the case. Erm... moving on.
Unequivalently singular are your INTERESTS. You enjoy to READ, and possess a rather extensive collection of books and tomes. Needless to say, this has made you what we shall describe as a BIT OF A BOOKWORM at times. You always enjoy a good MYSTERY, assuming you can solve it. You sometimes enjoy listening to WATERFALLS, and are generally very awful at the COMPUTER SCIENCES, which is just as well, as you like to think you specialize in ~ATH programming. When you mature, you aspire to ascend the ranks of the LIBRARIGOTHICS, and attempt to uncover many a SECRET OF REALITY.
When you have free time, you like to chat with some of your elven chums, most of which DRIVE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE with their SILLY NONSENSE and SHENANIGANS. Your chumhandle is ambiguousTheoretician, and you generally attempt to speak with near-perfect grammar one-hundred percent of the time.
What will you do?
))
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -
um... ah... a target...
I IRONICALLY TARGET NOBODY WITH THE IRONICALLY LABELED LOWEST LEVEL HOLY SPELL. I guess I also channel it through New Dawn for that damage boost it gives to holy spells. (New Dawn increases all damage dealt by "Light" (Holy, healing, ect) magic other then astral by 2%-5%. I can't remember) Too bad I lost my x1.5 modifier for all light magic... well I guess I guess I go for a critical hit!
Now that that's out of the way, I
shove... GiVe the R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴into Japhet's mouthCausing him to glitch out and be unable to charge his feather this turn.I roll to prevent Clippy from negating my attacks.. so that's a +1 for preemptive added to my base chance of not being effected by Clippy this post. Will I get another bonus if I do a little dance too? No? Oh, okay.
17/40
I shoot Boss y, killing it in one hit. Its corpse falls on the noobs and kills even more.
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