Hold on, official, but not canonical. How the heck does that even work? And what are you so worried about with it? But fine, may I at least request that once it finishes, if it doesn't cause any problems, THEN can it be declared canon?
This stuff is hard! Its difficult having to effectively make two posts relevant to Dimentio due to it being in both threads...
Speaking of which, twin, try to update quickly, it'll be bedtime soon where I am and I can't do the tvtropes update until I've seen how much damage dimentio has taken here.
And... I just realized that the fact I can't update on Sundays is going to play heck with the Dimentio fight.
3/4 for the Dust Devil
The Weed Whacker OR Hanging Gardens 1/? (I finished the Weed Whacker in the same post I finished Diluvium)
I begin the energy alchemies. Dual pistol OR energy cell 1/?
I finish Heart Breaker
12/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 30300 damage from the tvtropes session, as of the beginning of this round, he has 502700 health.
piono unleashes... I don't think so.
What?!?!
A massive tendril or paradox energy reaches out and consumes the artifact piono had just assembled.
Not again...
Paradox Dimentio uses the 50 post charge to unleash an enormous paradox beam onto the other hostiles, dealing ridiculous amounts of damage to them.
Phobos cricks his neck. Then slams his fist into the floor.
5 Dark Mag Agents rise from the ground, comprised entirely from the shadows of Phobos's aura.
They attack the nether entities.
Alright. This is what I mean.
When I mean that the TV Tropes game is an OFFICIAL spinoff, I mean that it's made by a guy proficient in the main series of games (you) and gives ownership to TT and I (also you). That means that it's official, and is kept track of in the wiki.
If it was to be CANONICAL, (which it isn't), then it would have to take place in the same universe that the main series (this game) does. Since the events of the endgame in DTG2 may rule out a spinoff taking place in between it and DTG3, I don't think your game can be canon. fseftr's spinoff (Be The Godmodders) didn't take place in the main series, since all the players (who should normally be against the GM) were fighting for him. Yet it was official since it gave credit.
Do you see what I mean now? I hope I cleared it up. An official game gives credit and is made by an important player, a canonical game would take place in the main universe. Your game doesn't, so it's not.
THE WEEDWHACKER: A wooden quarterstaff with a sapling resting on top of it.
The Weedwhacker || Hanging Gardens = Babylon's Breaker (Level 2: 1/3)
Dual Pistol || Energy Cell = Energy Pistol (Level 1: 1/2)
30,300 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
All Ghast Tentacles killed! 2 Nether Parasites killed!
Managing forum games is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.
I give Dimentio so many healthbars they pierce LORD DOME'S eye. Seeing as they are now a physical thing, I wrap them up into a bundle, which I encase in a jawbreaker skylight bomb, throw at Dimentio, and whack with the Popamatic Vrillyhoo Hammer from a safe distance. I threw the hammer. Don't question it.
Anyways... I propose Godmodder <3< Godmoder be sunk. Immediately. Mostly because it's ridiculous.
ALCHEMY! HA HA HEE HEE HOO HOO!
Broom >==< Zillymiter
Lipstick >==< Zillymiter
Sorry. This is probably going to happen until I stop being Trickster. How long will that last, anyways?
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can do that, since Dimentio could, with his powers, probably turn the physical health bars into metaphysical HP!
Broom >==< Zillymiter = Tidier of Zillynyt
Lipstick >==< Zillymiter = Candysaw of Zillydai
TIDIER OF ZILLYNYT: A multicolored broom used to tidy things up, such as the remains of your enemies.
CANDYSAW OF ZILLYDAI: A chainsaw comprised of hard candy.
A few more turns. So, to recap:
We've got TheLordErelye, who has undergone so much Shadow Corruption and Eldritch Energy that he's turned completely grimdark, and we've got you, who has willingly slipped into Trickster Mode and is using your aura to slowly force the whole world to succumb to the jokebollocks.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
7/8 Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
13/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
I take Hephaestus On Ice and play whack-a-mole with the godmodder.
I know that you had a post earlier, but I refuse to count it, since placeholders are not allowed.
For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE keep track of your alchemies. And PLEASE don't make placeholders. Two of your posts have already not been counted due to them.
At this point, I'm thinking of just nulling your stockpile of charges.
FEAR NO ANVIL: You have finally recieved the mightiest hammer in existence. Used by Hephaestus himself for blacksmithing purposes, it can lock enemies in time and can dispatch the strongest of liches.
The Godmodder easily blocks the blow with the Red Tooth, which glows red-hot and melts your own hammer! Good thing you've got Fear No Anvil now.
Konami? Do give Dimentio a couple more sharp pointy objects...I am sure he would enjoy them! *whoomph* *a barrage of Cheap Swords, SORDs, and anything else that there is an abundance of that is pointy [Sticks], go flying at Dimentio*
*also pure Chaos energy*
Epic Potato on Dimentio!
...WHAT do I still have...Scribe's Wands, Notebook, Perfectly Unique Object...SCP-294 might be useful here. I input "Cup of Dimentio" into the machine! One cup of Dimentio's internal fluids is removed from his body!
I write "Paradox Resolution Device" with the Scribe's Wands and use it at Dimentio!
Alchemies-sorry, but they only make sense chronologically here.
Duplicate SCP-294. ((Or just summon it via the Notebook or Scribe's Wands))
SCP-294 (1)>1:1
Heheheheheheheheheh.
Whatever I just got, I use it to steal Dimentio bits from Dimentio.
The SORDS cause the whole attack to backfire in a stream of undiluted .jpeg.
Dimentio takes 6,000 potato damage!
Dimentio materializes a drink that he likes to call "Liquid Dimentio". It has nothing to do with his internal organs in any way whatsoever, but CSP-294 materializes it instead.
Dimentio creates a paradox in front of him! The device resolves that instead.
Twin, Slowsand deals 5,000 damage to three players and slows them. Imprison traps a player in a soulsand cage with a health bar. They cannot attack anything except it while in it. They take 7,500 damage on use and 3,000 a turn while inside.
I suppose the chaps in the nether need more Chair-Knights...
Wait, better idea.
[N] Chair Charge Bomb
HP: 10,000
Attack: Explodes, dealing 20,000 damage to target enemy. Takes three turns to charge.
Passive: Guarded. All damage directed towards the bomb is sent towards the healthiest player.
Yes!!! I perform CROSSROADS on the BLACK MONOLITH!
I D() V()IDSW()RD ~ VERY FINE. I THEN USE IT ()N THE MISSILE MECHA!!!
General 3: 19/40
General 4: 19/40
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
The red X that was left by the previous use of this attack shines, and the crossroads reappear as gaping chasms etched into the ground! Columns of fire appear from the crossroads, roasting the Monolith! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the chasm... Soon, a giant red hand appears... It continues to rise, this time revealing a giant, red arm composed entirely of pulsating muscles and crystals! It throbs with an unholy power... Red beams of light emanate from its fingertips, which move the Monolith like a puppet! They raise it into the air, then slam it back down! 20,000 damage!
The arm appears to attempt to raise itself further, but cannot... It slinks back into the ground. The roads disappear, leaving behind a yellow X. I don't like the thing that's coming out of that pit...
Voidsword > Very Fine = Unbreakable Katana (Level 8: 1/9)
You can't instantly summon Fine/Very Fine alchemies anymore! You have to charge them!
A sonic boom occurs in the general direction of all those [H]es!
In fact there are at least two booms because I have an extra action and am choosing to use it to duplicate this attack without actually doing it again!
The illogic bounces off Dimentio and hits Lord Dome in the face!
And then...A tree grows up and suffocates Lord Dome randomly. What WAS he doing standing on a sapling...
> Netpatham: COMBAT OPERANDI => SNOWSTORM
You expend 1 Elf Tear and 4 Pie Filling.
15,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
The sharp objects embed themselves into a Cultist instead, killing it!
Clippy absorbs the brunt of the attack; he is unaffected!
I give the Godmodder a Fez.
I then give every single entity on the field a Fez.
I then place a Fez on the Battlefield.
I then place a Fez on Twinbuilder's head.
I then place a Fez everywhere possible.
Everyone gets a Fez.
Then, the Fezzes begin to fly, and they converge towards the Godmodder at high speeds.
The Godmodder is then overwhelmed by Fezzes.
(I got a actual Fez today. It was wonderful.)
Yoü gl*tÇh ou7 hΦrr½ndo§ly b3f.rê yyyu cæn us πhe Fεz.
(In other words, I inject a mass of maddening whispers into the entirety of the Battlefield. I then burn the Monolith with the black tentacle-fires coating me.)
((Oh, well then. It appears as if I have lost control of my computer.
Whether or not you actually enter something particularly derogatory is meaningless. Quite frankly, this fellow has quite a bit to be getting on with. Perhaps it would be wise to try again, and quickly. You know what? He thinks he will do it for you.
Your name is KALARE ERELYE. As was aforementioned, it is your NOSTAURË at the present moment, which would be quite a big deal, of course, if you did not already think that this was utterly ridiculous. All one does is abhor the sheer attention generated in that day alone. Or, you think that is the case. Erm... moving on.
Unequivalently singular are your INTERESTS. You enjoy to READ, and possess a rather extensive collection of books and tomes. Needless to say, this has made you what we shall describe as a BIT OF A BOOKWORM at times. You always enjoy a good MYSTERY, assuming you can solve it. You sometimes enjoy listening to WATERFALLS, and are generally very awful at the COMPUTER SCIENCES, which is just as well, as you like to think you specialize in ~ATH programming. When you mature, you aspire to ascend the ranks of the LIBRARIGOTHICS, and attempt to uncover many a SECRET OF REALITY.
When you have free time, you like to chat with some of your elven chums, most of which DRIVE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE with their SILLY NONSENSE and SHENANIGANS. Your chumhandle is ambiguousTheoretician, and you generally attempt to speak with near-perfect grammar one-hundred percent of the time.
What will you do?
))
Not -27 Ball. Just 27 Ball.
Recipe Book > Fine = Dictionary (Level 3: 4/4)
DICTIONARY: A handy book displaying the meaning of all words and all things.
10-Ball && 11-Ball && 12-Ball && 13-Ball = 46-Ball (Level 3: 1/4)
Your grimdarkness manifests itself as a huge black aura completely surrounding you. You scream in a chorus of thousands of maddening whispers, which pierce the ears of entities all around. THE OPERATOR looks at you in interest. Your aura then lashes out at the Black Monolith, dealing 10,000 damage to it.
um... ah... a target...
I IRONICALLY TARGET NOBODY WITH THE IRONICALLY LABELED LOWEST LEVEL HOLY SPELL. I guess I also channel it through New Dawn for that damage boost it gives to holy spells. (New Dawn increases all damage dealt by "Light" (Holy, healing, ect) magic other then astral by 2%-5%. I can't remember) Too bad I lost my x1.5 modifier for all light magic... well I guess I guess I go for a critical hit!
Now that that's out of the way, I shove... GiVe the R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴ into Japhet's mouth Causing him to glitch out and be unable to charge his feather this turn.
I roll to prevent Clippy from negating my attacks.. so that's a +1 for preemptive added to my base chance of not being effected by Clippy this post. Will I get another bonus if I do a little dance too? No? Oh, okay.
Well THAT previous post was longer then recently usual... and a lot more meta/roleplay heavy.
The reason for that is that I now have TIME to do stuff.
I take the concept of TIME and store it in a custom CONCEPTLOUGE CARD.
I prepare for DOODLE GOD ALCHEMY!
I also try to avoid trickster mode... as I do NOT wish to be in another mind-altered state.
You move away from insert_generic_username and try not to slip into the jokebollocks.
I take the Captcharoid Camera and snap a picture of the Spiral Sucker. I put in in the alchemiter with an Eldritch Tentacle. 1/?
I also do Magic Cue Ball | | Six-Ball: 1/? If Die is related to Death, will this make a Magic Six Ball that tells me about death? Or something else entirely?
Power vortex gate 11/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I attack the monolith with the Malleo Dei.
>Inspect: Crystalline Torch
CRYSTALLINE TORCH: A massive rod composed of a reddish crystal. Its tip is permanently lit aflame, and heat runs throughout the rod, despite there being an innate coldness lying within it. The crystal is an alloy of Tiberium and obsidian, which has created this substance that can react to the elements surprisingly well.
Power vortex gate 12/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I guess i cant give orders to the missle mecha anymore? How unpleasant.
Autobowing the sclythe of democracy.
No, you couldn't give orders to the Missile-Mecha for that turn. Now it will resume its original attack pattern.
NUCLEAR CRYSTALBOW: An extremely powerful autobow made out of a strange crystalline substance that radiates heat and cold. Its projectiles can be imbued with either of those elements, and the Fusion Cell embedded in its core allows its shots to be electrically charged, and imbued with power to the point of nuclear abilities.
Power vortex gate 13/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Crashing dimento into a system. Wait thats not how it works. ...whatever.
Mor sa's ash ca solutsa'on.
((If only you could actually read what I have been saying all along...))
11/40 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
Research 9/50 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
10 Ball 3/4
27 Ball 3/4
10 Ball && 11 Ball && 12 Ball && 13 Ball = 47 Ball 2/4
Sgi'p ksgi'on'gish lsgi'lon.
((In other words, I use the Ship-Sinker on the rebuilt Twin <3< Godmodder, Twin <3< Twin, and Twin <3< Doc Scratch. Peddle your hatewares another time, please.))
Past Erelye: Await for someone to be you, so that I may continue the story.
Present Erelye: Use an amplified Gaze of Nyogtha on all entities. Then, blast a wave of maddening energy towards the Monolith. This energy is, of course, an optic blast from Bipolarity.
Your eyes turn into quasars of unforgiving darkness, your tentacles extending into every entity. Visions of every location in the Furthest Ring and the pantheon of Elder Gods flash into their minds, and their screams fill their heads. 10,000 damage to General Ghastken, the Stalinator, and the Frost Wraith!
Before Serpent captcharoids my Spiral Sucker, I bap him with it so hard he flies into the Godmoder's house defense!
I use some nonsensical high-level Trickster attack on Lord Dome. You decide.
More Alchemy! Ha hee hoo!
Table Leg >==< Zillymiter Just a normal table leg, if you please. I'm surprised as you are that tablelegkind is a legitimate strife specibus.
You fail to stop The_Serpent from captcharoiding the Spiral Sucker, but you still bap her with it! She flies across the sky, an aura of multiple colors trailing from her! She slams into a watchtower built by several players, detonating their TNT cannons and destroying the whole thing!
When The_Serpent rises up, she too slips into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and starts quaking in the foodsandwich throes of the goofjester tongues, entering TRICKSTER MODE. The two of you look at each other in ecstasy and FIST BUNP, having forgotten all the woes that your future (or past) selves are carrying.
Table Leg >= Zillymiter =< Pole of Zillyayr
POLE OF ZILLYAYR: A massive, long pole with many candy-colored designs etched into it.
Also, something I forgot last round, 9 rounds left.
I finish the Dust Devil
2/? for the new plant staff alchemy
2/? for the new energy pistols alchemy
1/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan, since by the time this charge is finished, Dimentio will almost certainly be dead already.
13/15 for charged attack.
piono uses Deep Freeze on the dark carnival cultists
Phobos uses Deep Freeze Lvl 2: Big Chill on the Colossal Magma Cube
Out of the portal from tvtropia, a piano, a flowerpot and a rock come flying out at miscellaneous entities.
NetPatham's array of sharp objects are consumed by the portal, and are now en route to tvtropia.
THE DUST DEVIL: A larger version of The Foul Wind colored pure black. Flashes of light periodically appear in its frame. Its arrows are charged with the power of the desert.
ENERGY PISTOL: A metal pistol charged with pure energy. Its shots are similarly charged, though it will need to be upgraded before it can do serious damage.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEEP FREEZE
Cultist killed!
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 DEEP FREEZE - BIG CHILL
9,000 damage! Colossal Magma Cube is Frozen for a turn!
Heh. Wait, darn, still a Trickster. HA HEE HOO HA HOO HEE HOO HA HEE
I use the Bow of Zillytym to fire the Thistles of Zillywich at Lord Dome. At every point on his body. From every point in tyme for about 4.13 minutes ;D Wait, no. 11.1111 minutes. Also, tyme is a valid misspelling >:/
I then throw a What Pumpkin at Erelye's head! (the tricksterifying kind) He's too uptight!
... No alchemy.
+2 to TT2000's charge.
10,000 damage!
You move over to TheLordErelye, who is currently grimdark, and materialize a What Pumpkin over him, throwing it at his head! He sees you and aims his thorns at the Pumpkin, exploding it in midair! He then sees you with a strange emotion called... happiness... He loathes it to no end. Something must be done about this.
I examine the two pool balls, then do 14 Ball && 15 Ball 1/???, as well as Cue Ball && 8 Ball 1/???. Then, I notice that the Woodring Conductors on the Hazel Wand have picked up my energy readings; the Wand has gone Grimdark as well...
Seeing Insert_Generic_Username and Serpent fighting causes me to think that there is some sort of Trickster madness event occurring, or the sort. I fly over, and
Happl'oaess sa's ea'permkelted.
, before corrupting the Trickster taint with my Grimdarkness. If I can not do this, I teleport away, and use the Eldritch Lamp on the Monolith.)
Sa'ulerant ca'vre ash Devsa'ce a'expsa're.
Past Erelye: A little voice in your head tells you to act in a manner akin to that of a particularly acrobatic dog. You slowly turn your head around your room, to be sure nobody is looking. You then oblige. In that time, you give your computer a glance, (who said Vetas was a medieval era planet?) and notice one of your friends is calling you up on Pesterchum. However, you realize this is not the correct moment to answer.
Choose a path:
>Examine contents of room
>Go outside
>Wait for correct moment
10-BALL: A white pool ball with a blue band running around its center. A white circle with the number 10 is emblazoned on its center.
27-BALL: A red pool ball with a white band running around its center. A black circle with the number 27 stenciled on top of it in white is emblazoned on its center.
You fly over to the two Tricksters who attempted to convert you and raise your black thorns at them, lashing out and attempting to corrupt them with your Grimdarkness. However, it seems that they are using legendary weapons to combat your own aura and to try to corrupt you as well. It seems you are at an impasse, yet doing anything else would be out of the option... Should you Strife?
I quickly pull out a Chair-sword, and then I combo the BLACK MONOLITH.
(I've noticed my XP isn't going up on the Echeladder.)
9,000 damage!
Fixed.
LORD DOME deals 20,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Paradox Dimentio deals 30,000 damage to the Tarrasque and kills the Frost Wraith! The Dark Carnival Cultists and General Ghastken deal 9,500 damage to Japhet! The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to the Stalinator! Clippy appears to be seriously pulsating with purple light now... Winds are swirling around him.
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Weird. Anyways, the Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Cultist, and the Missile-Mecha deals 3,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, the Scythe of Democracy, and General Ghastken!
Japhet and Z deal 7,500 damage to the Scythe of Darkness! HMAS Orchid kills a Cultist! The Godmodder, still using the Red Tooth, pulverises General Ghastken into dust and kills 3 Nether Parasites!
The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze and a Zombie Pigman! The Chair Bomb begins ticking... The Mag Agents deal 10,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The HMAS Aether carpet bombs the area, killing 4 Small Magma Cubes! Tombsander deals 10,000 damage to the HMAS Aether! The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to a Wither Skeleton and 16,000 damage to engie_ninja!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 136,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 76,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 41,500/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 36,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 447,200/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x20.)
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Dark Mag Agents: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x5.)
Chair Charge Bomb: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. Detonation: III
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 55,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
~ Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x98.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x99.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Small Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x11.)
Medium Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Large Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.)
Colossal Magma Cube: [N] HP: 66,000/75,000. Frozen: I
Ugh. You know what? I'm a bit tired of all this freaking Trickster (i fail counted). I fast forward forcibly until I'm done "solving all my problems." Seriously.
Or I would say that, but that would probably get nothing done on my end. Trickster Mode is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.
Trickster Mode probably wouldn't even let me do that. :/
Welp. I just roll the combatdice at Lord Dome.
Also, does Very Fine actually have any benefits? I'd think that Fine trumped it, seeing as Very Fine alchemies have a chance of backfiring.
Due to Trickster majyyks, Doc Scratch's books appear! Just in case we haven't read any. All of his books. All of them. On top of Lord Dome.
You know what? ALCHEMY!!!
Fluorite Octet && Bullets
Combatdice of Zillywen && Bullets
I've been neglecting this place. A lot. So sorry, but I should be back.
Action 1/3
Release from Lantimor: 24/25
Oryx's Pact: 24/50
I use the Contaminated Gear, my old Spoil... Using it on the Tombsander, hopefully it will be rendered Sick, or unable to receive any source of healing.
I teleport behind Dimentio and stab him with Your Eternal Reward.
I begin a generic charge for the generic attack of genericness! 1/15
While you start, I am completely offended by your daring to do a generic charge, and steal it!
Generic charge 2/15
I guess I also start a Trickster charge?
Fill 'em with Rainbows 1/15
Probably turns all non-GM entities into Trickster variants. Or damages them heavily. You know what? It damages non-AGs and Tricksterifies AGs.
I also start making Trickster troll weapons to contrast the Eldritch troll weapons!
Since I'm a trickster, this all inexplicably happens super-fast!
Let's see...
Whip >=Zillymiter=<
Lance >=Zillymiter=<
Throwing Stars >=Zillymiter=<
Sickle >=Zillymiter=<
Claw Gloves >=Zillymiter=<
Candysaw of Zillydai
Cane >=Zillymiter=<
Combatdice of Zillywen
Not really sure about Equius, honestly :/ Boxing Gloves >=Zillymiter=< ? Or Bow of Zillytym, I guess.
Clubs >=Zillymiter=<
Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
2x3dent >=Zillymiter=<
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I quite prefer the power supplied to me. I do not think that... fiasco of an invention is a good choice. I cannot change your mind. The powers are at a somewhat unbalanced standstill. For now.
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Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.22.) Enter prompt.
> Sowwy antilog
Hmph. Just keep going.
> Forward
You walk to the end of the purple corridor. The path continues to your right.
> Right
You walk along the corridor. The path briefly turns white before continuing to purple again. A new room is directly to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right.
A gigantic rectangular room lies before you. Taking up most of it is a glass container that goes down into the floor and up into the ceiling. There are four floors to it: one all the way below you, one just below you, one on your level, and one above you. There are holes in the floor around you, leading to bottom floors. In the center of the container is a motion ball. There are also staircases all around the inside of the container that will most likely disappear if you trigger the motion ball. Ahead of you on the fourth floor is a corridor, and the way out. You think you see a black object make its way through it for half a second.
Why are you just standing there? Catch up to it now! Go!
Also twin, the point of the pistol alchemies is that they are double pistols, I would like to retain that function. Pwetty Pwease?
Man, the elemental alchemies are going slow... I need to figure out some combinations to advance multiple levels in one combo. Hmm...
2/5 for Gale of Thorns
Babylon's Breaker OR forest 1/?
Dual Energy Pistols OR energy amplifier 1/?
3/50 for Vulcanos
15/15 for charged attack
piono turns around as Serpent flies up to him.
Oh no.
Oh gorilla no.
Not now.
Normally I wouldn't be so worried.
But of all times, now is the worst time for mind-altering magic!!!
piono uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind on Serpent, draws ircucvci, then rushes off with the time step, slicing through several cultists as he does so.
Phobos draws the Golden Nova... and performs...
What? But Play 'Em Off isn't even in his tech texts... he's really abusing that improbability drive...
Oh well, Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell with the Golden Nova, directed at the colossal magma cube.
Dimentio takes 38800 damage from the tvtropes session, before taking any hits this round, he is at 408400 health.
Impending doom activates once more. Now he has an aura of paradoxes around him, anyone that attacks him (whether they land the blow or not) is counterattacked. It doesn't always deal damage, but it has a high chance to.
The paradox is spreading, the sky is completely blotted out by the darkness and crackles with the dark paradox energy. The cultists laugh, as does dimentio. The end comes closer and closer...
(I use the Ship-Sinker on Godmodder <3< Employer, and Godmodder <3< Godmoder.
I also examine the 47 Ball.
If this is how it must occur... I raise the Hazel Wand. It is quite... convenient that it is not an alchemy in any way whatsoever, thus meaning I am the only wielder. As it has also gone Grimdark, this shall aid me quite spectacularly. If they also choose to STRIFE, I begin with the first one of them who agrees. One at a time. Raising the Hazel Wand, I attempt to use it to amplify Woegothics, which I use on the challenger. If I may not do so, I instead use it to amplify the Gaze of Nyogtha.
If there are any stray attacks in this duel, they all strike the Monolith with alarming precision.
The only way to destabilize either of our effects is through death, and only then through revival by the other side. I then attempt to corrupt a random player with Grimdarkness, one that is not an abomination serving that... horrific feeling of contentment.)
Past Erelye:
>Examine contents of room
You shake off that unpleasant feeling that somebody is attempting to twist your thoughts, and get to the point. Gazing across your room, you come across things that look very odd to the standard human, or any race at all. He thinks you are being ridiculous. Who does not know what a Serin Refugilair is?
>Examine Serin Refugilair
You look over the device. It looks exactly the same as usual. Same old plastirubber casing, with the usual strengthened glass top, and the same old Fluid Gray Biomatter within.
Fluid Biomatter, for future reference, is a fluid secretion, obtained from the sap of the trees native to Vetas mixed with a chemical compound, of which we shall not ever speak of.
Back to gazing over the room. As you look, you fondly smile at the posters of celebrity actors from the planet, as well as the very large amount of books and bookshelves.
One thing people do not ever realize is that Will Smith is a universal constant.
Then, you take a brief glance at the computer. What does he want?
=[16 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[16 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[7 / 25]= Queen Bee (whoops)
I quickly pull out a Chair-sword, and then I combo the BLACK MONOLITH.
(I've noticed my XP isn't going up on the Echeladder.)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Alright. This is what I mean.
When I mean that the TV Tropes game is an OFFICIAL spinoff, I mean that it's made by a guy proficient in the main series of games (you) and gives ownership to TT and I (also you). That means that it's official, and is kept track of in the wiki.
If it was to be CANONICAL, (which it isn't), then it would have to take place in the same universe that the main series (this game) does. Since the events of the endgame in DTG2 may rule out a spinoff taking place in between it and DTG3, I don't think your game can be canon. fseftr's spinoff (Be The Godmodders) didn't take place in the main series, since all the players (who should normally be against the GM) were fighting for him. Yet it was official since it gave credit.
Do you see what I mean now? I hope I cleared it up. An official game gives credit and is made by an important player, a canonical game would take place in the main universe. Your game doesn't, so it's not.
THE WEEDWHACKER: A wooden quarterstaff with a sapling resting on top of it.
The Weedwhacker || Hanging Gardens = Babylon's Breaker (Level 2: 1/3)
Dual Pistol || Energy Cell = Energy Pistol (Level 1: 1/2)
30,300 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
All Ghast Tentacles killed! 2 Nether Parasites killed!
Dark Mag Agents added for the Sidequest!
Your teammates forcibly murder you before you can do that, since Dimentio could, with his powers, probably turn the physical health bars into metaphysical HP!
Broom >==< Zillymiter = Tidier of Zillynyt
Lipstick >==< Zillymiter = Candysaw of Zillydai
TIDIER OF ZILLYNYT: A multicolored broom used to tidy things up, such as the remains of your enemies.
CANDYSAW OF ZILLYDAI: A chainsaw comprised of hard candy.
A few more turns. So, to recap:
We've got TheLordErelye, who has undergone so much Shadow Corruption and Eldritch Energy that he's turned completely grimdark, and we've got you, who has willingly slipped into Trickster Mode and is using your aura to slowly force the whole world to succumb to the jokebollocks.
I know that you had a post earlier, but I refuse to count it, since placeholders are not allowed.
For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE keep track of your alchemies. And PLEASE don't make placeholders. Two of your posts have already not been counted due to them.
At this point, I'm thinking of just nulling your stockpile of charges.
FEAR NO ANVIL: You have finally recieved the mightiest hammer in existence. Used by Hephaestus himself for blacksmithing purposes, it can lock enemies in time and can dispatch the strongest of liches.
The Godmodder easily blocks the blow with the Red Tooth, which glows red-hot and melts your own hammer! Good thing you've got Fear No Anvil now.
The SORDS cause the whole attack to backfire in a stream of undiluted .jpeg.
Dimentio takes 6,000 potato damage!
Dimentio materializes a drink that he likes to call "Liquid Dimentio". It has nothing to do with his internal organs in any way whatsoever, but CSP-294 materializes it instead.
Dimentio creates a paradox in front of him! The device resolves that instead.
SCP-294 > 1/1 = SCP-914
SCP-914: You... Already have this.
Thanks.
Chair Charge Bomb added in the Sidequest!
> ManiacMasteR: COMBAT OPERANDI => CROSSROADS
You expend 5 of every Sacred Item!
The red X that was left by the previous use of this attack shines, and the crossroads reappear as gaping chasms etched into the ground! Columns of fire appear from the crossroads, roasting the Monolith! Then, a red, sharp claw arises from the chasm... Soon, a giant red hand appears... It continues to rise, this time revealing a giant, red arm composed entirely of pulsating muscles and crystals! It throbs with an unholy power... Red beams of light emanate from its fingertips, which move the Monolith like a puppet! They raise it into the air, then slam it back down! 20,000 damage!
The arm appears to attempt to raise itself further, but cannot... It slinks back into the ground. The roads disappear, leaving behind a yellow X. I don't like the thing that's coming out of that pit...
Voidsword > Very Fine = Unbreakable Katana (Level 8: 1/9)
You can't instantly summon Fine/Very Fine alchemies anymore! You have to charge them!
> Netpatham: COMBAT OPERANDI => SNOWSTORM
You expend 1 Elf Tear and 4 Pie Filling.
15,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio!
The sharp objects embed themselves into a Cultist instead, killing it!
Clippy absorbs the brunt of the attack; he is unaffected!
5,500 damage to LORD DOME!
The Black Monolith is way too heavy to lift and use as a weapon!
4,000 damage!
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Nice fez find though!
6,000 damage!
Okay, you do that.
+5,000 HP!
Next PLAYER attack against Japhet fails!
Not -27 Ball. Just 27 Ball.
Recipe Book > Fine = Dictionary (Level 3: 4/4)
DICTIONARY: A handy book displaying the meaning of all words and all things.
10-Ball && 11-Ball && 12-Ball && 13-Ball = 46-Ball (Level 3: 1/4)
Your grimdarkness manifests itself as a huge black aura completely surrounding you. You scream in a chorus of thousands of maddening whispers, which pierce the ears of entities all around. THE OPERATOR looks at you in interest. Your aura then lashes out at the Black Monolith, dealing 10,000 damage to it.
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No players will be affected by Clippy, I guarantee that...
5,000 damage to the Black Monolith!
Paradox Dimentio shrinks! However, he fires a beam of paradox energy at the Shrink Ray, destroying it and disabling its effects!
You move away from insert_generic_username and try not to slip into the jokebollocks.
Spiral Sucker && Eldritch Tentacle = Eternity's Shylock (Level 10: 1/11)
Magic Cue Ball || 6-Ball = Magic 6-Ball (Level 6: 1/7)
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => UNAGI STORM
The Unagi Troops kill two Small Magma Cubes!
5,000 damage!
CRYSTALLINE TORCH: A massive rod composed of a reddish crystal. Its tip is permanently lit aflame, and heat runs throughout the rod, despite there being an innate coldness lying within it. The crystal is an alloy of Tiberium and obsidian, which has created this substance that can react to the elements surprisingly well.
10,000 damage to the Frost Wraith!
Zombie Pigman killed!
2 Small Magma Cubes killed!
No, you couldn't give orders to the Missile-Mecha for that turn. Now it will resume its original attack pattern.
NUCLEAR CRYSTALBOW: An extremely powerful autobow made out of a strange crystalline substance that radiates heat and cold. Its projectiles can be imbued with either of those elements, and the Fusion Cell embedded in its core allows its shots to be electrically charged, and imbued with power to the point of nuclear abilities.
8,000 damage!
Once an alchemy is made, anyone can use it. People seem to have forgotten that fact.
The Godmodder furiously rejects that command! He pulverises you into dust with the Red Tooth!
7,500 damage!
Hey, you're from the TVTropes thread, aren't you? Welcome! If you've got any questions, go ahead and ask.
5,000 damage to a Cultist!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Three ships sunk.
> TheLordErelye: BROODFESTER THROE => LV. 99 OGOLOTH'S CRY - NYARLATHOTEP'S OGLE
Your eyes turn into quasars of unforgiving darkness, your tentacles extending into every entity. Visions of every location in the Furthest Ring and the pantheon of Elder Gods flash into their minds, and their screams fill their heads. 10,000 damage to General Ghastken, the Stalinator, and the Frost Wraith!
5,000 damage to the Monolith!
7,500 damage!
You fail to stop The_Serpent from captcharoiding the Spiral Sucker, but you still bap her with it! She flies across the sky, an aura of multiple colors trailing from her! She slams into a watchtower built by several players, detonating their TNT cannons and destroying the whole thing!
When The_Serpent rises up, she too slips into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and starts quaking in the foodsandwich throes of the goofjester tongues, entering TRICKSTER MODE. The two of you look at each other in ecstasy and FIST BUNP, having forgotten all the woes that your future (or past) selves are carrying.
Table Leg >= Zillymiter =< Pole of Zillyayr
POLE OF ZILLYAYR: A massive, long pole with many candy-colored designs etched into it.
THE DUST DEVIL: A larger version of The Foul Wind colored pure black. Flashes of light periodically appear in its frame. Its arrows are charged with the power of the desert.
ENERGY PISTOL: A metal pistol charged with pure energy. Its shots are similarly charged, though it will need to be upgraded before it can do serious damage.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEEP FREEZE
Cultist killed!
> Phobos: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 DEEP FREEZE - BIG CHILL
9,000 damage! Colossal Magma Cube is Frozen for a turn!
All three deal 8,000 damage to Z!
> ManiacMasteR: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 KINGLY DISPUTE - PEACE TREATY
10,000 damage to both!
10,000 damage!
You move over to TheLordErelye, who is currently grimdark, and materialize a What Pumpkin over him, throwing it at his head! He sees you and aims his thorns at the Pumpkin, exploding it in midair! He then sees you with a strange emotion called... happiness... He loathes it to no end. Something must be done about this.
10,000 damage!
Small Magma Cube killed!
The Dust Devil || Whirlwind = Gale of Thorns (Level 4: 1/5)
BABYLON'S BREAKER: A slightly shortened quarterstaff made from hardened rock. An unflowered bulb rests at the top of it, nature emanating from it.
10-BALL: A white pool ball with a blue band running around its center. A white circle with the number 10 is emblazoned on its center.
27-BALL: A red pool ball with a white band running around its center. A black circle with the number 27 stenciled on top of it in white is emblazoned on its center.
14-Ball && 15-Ball = 29-Ball (Level 3: 1/4)
Cue-Ball && 8-Ball = 0-Ball (Level 5: 1/6)
You fly over to the two Tricksters who attempted to convert you and raise your black thorns at them, lashing out and attempting to corrupt them with your Grimdarkness. However, it seems that they are using legendary weapons to combat your own aura and to try to corrupt you as well. It seems you are at an impasse, yet doing anything else would be out of the option... Should you Strife?
9,000 damage!
Fixed.
LORD DOME deals 20,000 damage to the Tarrasque! Paradox Dimentio deals 30,000 damage to the Tarrasque and kills the Frost Wraith! The Dark Carnival Cultists and General Ghastken deal 9,500 damage to Japhet! The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to the Stalinator! Clippy appears to be seriously pulsating with purple light now... Winds are swirling around him.
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Weird. Anyways, the Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Cultist, and the Missile-Mecha deals 3,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, the Scythe of Democracy, and General Ghastken!
Japhet and Z deal 7,500 damage to the Scythe of Darkness! HMAS Orchid kills a Cultist! The Godmodder, still using the Red Tooth, pulverises General Ghastken into dust and kills 3 Nether Parasites!
The Wither Skeletons kill a Blaze and a Zombie Pigman! The Chair Bomb begins ticking... The Mag Agents deal 10,000 damage to the Colossal Magma Cube! The HMAS Aether carpet bombs the area, killing 4 Small Magma Cubes! Tombsander deals 10,000 damage to the HMAS Aether! The Nether mobs deal 10,000 damage to a Wither Skeleton and 16,000 damage to engie_ninja!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 136,500/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 76,000/300,000. Bill: IIIII Scythe of Darkness: 41,500/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 36,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 447,200/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII Dark Carnival Cultists: 10,000/10,000. (x20.)
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Nether Parasite: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x7.)
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 311,500/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
Tarrasque: [N] HP: 0/55,000. Swallow Whole:
IIIStalinator: [N] HP: 71,000/100,000.
Missile-Mecha: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Missile Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Left Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Right Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000.
Japhet: [PG] HP: 61,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 48,000/70,000.
HMAS Orchid: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 29.
The Nether:
Fortress Hall~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 14,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 10,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Dark Mag Agents: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x5.)
Chair Charge Bomb: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. Detonation: III
HMAS Aether: [PG] HP: 55,000/65,000. Armed with Holy Hand Grenades.
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Tombsander: [BOSS] HP: 178,000/178,000. Gains +140,000 HP every turn. Slowsand: II Imprison: III Soul Breach: IIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N] HP: 7,500/7,500. (x98.)
Blazes: [N] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x99.)
Ghasts: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x50.)
Small Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x11.)
Medium Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x20.)
Large Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. (x20.)
Gargantuan Magma Cubes: [N] HP: 50,000/50,000. (x3.)
Colossal Magma Cube: [N] HP: 66,000/75,000. Frozen: I
Phoenix II: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 3: Iron Sword. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP / BATTLE CRY
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Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 7: Avatar. XP: 13,875/125,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER/LV. 10 - ABSOLUTION] / TELESLASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CRESCENT SLICE/LV. 5 - GALE OF THORNS] / ELEMENTAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - FOUR CORNERS]
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM / AVATAR STATE
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Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 4: Chair Prince. XP: 13,000/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIRSTORM [LV. 1/LV. 2 - CHAIRNADO] / CHAIR CRACKER
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zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
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DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 2: Two-Sided. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
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Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 1: Minor Aegis. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 37,900/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
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Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
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TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 11,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
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Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 5: Riftwalker. XP: 20,487/60,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH [LV. 1/LV. 2 - VIRTUAL MACHINE/LV. 5 - C SHARP] / BRASS TACKS
Combat Chest: FATAL ERROR
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Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 4: Hostile Mind. XP: 0/40,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SQUARE DANCE] / DINNERTIME
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TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 7: High Roller. XP: 75,000/125,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION/LV. 10 - WORD OF GOD] / COLD FRONT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - HURRICANE/LV. 5 - TEMPEST'S TEMPER] / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT / WOEGOTHICS
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insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 5: Zillyhoo Warhero. XP: 11,500/60,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - UNREAL AIR/LV. 5 - SANTA SMASH] / HELLA DICEROLL
Combat Chest: SUNRISE
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NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 3: Fisherman. XP: 7,500/35,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH / BLACK INCHES
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Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0.
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Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 2: Yoshi Rider. XP: 18,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: EGG THROW
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Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
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jondanger23: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 18,000/25,000.
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Tabbune: [AG] HP: Lv. 1: Transcender. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 8: Lapis Lord. XP: 95,500/200,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME/LV. 10 - COLORMATIC]
ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT//LV. 5 - ATOMIC FIRE/LV. 10 - PLANET CRACKER]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
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The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 4: Unagi Watcher. XP: 33,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GODSLAYER] / UNAGI STORM
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K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 29,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 16,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
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The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 7: Doombringer. XP: 2,575/125,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY/LV. 10 - ONE] / DOOMSDAY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ARMAGEDDON/LV. 5 - RAGNAROK] / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR / QUANTUM VORTEX
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engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 3: Grodbort's Protege. XP: 30,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING / NINJANEER
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pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 7: Devoid of Heat. XP: 82,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT 'N SHOOT/LV. 10 - BULLET HELL] / HAMMER TIME [LV. 1/LV. 2 - EARTHSHAKER/LV. 5 - / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE / NORTHERN WIND
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ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 8: Netherender. XP: 27,100/200,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED/LV. 10 - ARES' AWAKENING]
BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE/LV. 5 - SUPER HOT/LV. 10 - EVERY DAY]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
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XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 5: Missile Launcher. XP: 46,025/60,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED/LV. 5 - DISPENSE THIS] / HAMMER TIME
Combat Chest: CHAOS CONTROL
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
Or I would say that, but that would probably get nothing done on my end. Trickster Mode is hard. It's hard, and no one understands.
Trickster Mode probably wouldn't even let me do that. :/
Welp. I just roll the combatdice at Lord Dome.
Also, does Very Fine actually have any benefits? I'd think that Fine trumped it, seeing as Very Fine alchemies have a chance of backfiring.
Due to Trickster majyyks, Doc Scratch's books appear! Just in case we haven't read any. All of his books. All of them. On top of Lord Dome.
You know what? ALCHEMY!!!
Fluorite Octet && Bullets
Combatdice of Zillywen && Bullets
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Action 1/3
Release from Lantimor: 24/25
Oryx's Pact: 24/50
I use the Contaminated Gear, my old Spoil... Using it on the Tombsander, hopefully it will be rendered Sick, or unable to receive any source of healing.
Sword Damage: 80K/150K
Constructs: 3/3 (Ready!)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I begin a generic charge for the generic attack of genericness! 1/15
It's High Noon
Netherium: :D/:D
My alchemies are put on hold because
...
...
...
OH BOY!!!!!!!!
Magic Cueball >= Zillymiter =< = ?
OH BOY HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE
i fly up to piono and duplicate a green lolly, since it costs negative ZILLium
Oh hell no.
cheer up, powder
Oh no
While you start, I am completely offended by your daring to do a generic charge, and steal it!
Generic charge 2/15
I guess I also start a Trickster charge?
Fill 'em with Rainbows 1/15
Probably turns all non-GM entities into Trickster variants. Or damages them heavily. You know what? It damages non-AGs and Tricksterifies AGs.
I also start making Trickster troll weapons to contrast the Eldritch troll weapons!
Since I'm a trickster, this all inexplicably happens super-fast!
Let's see...
Whip >=Zillymiter=<
Lance >=Zillymiter=<
Throwing Stars >=Zillymiter=<
Sickle >=Zillymiter=<
Claw Gloves >=Zillymiter=<
Candysaw of Zillydai
Cane >=Zillymiter=<
Combatdice of Zillywen
Not really sure about Equius, honestly :/ Boxing Gloves >=Zillymiter=< ? Or Bow of Zillytym, I guess.
Clubs >=Zillymiter=<
Blunderbuss of Zillywigh
2x3dent >=Zillymiter=<
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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/null
Or join the grimdarks and have your soul be corrupted by the horrorterrors.
Either one, really. Although Serpent right now prefers Trickster. As you can see by me typing in Comic Sans.
/ooc
/nullpost
Oh no
Not sure you can steal charges 2/15
It's High Noon
You cannot, under any circumstances, steal charges. I never thought that would be an issue...
/null
Question 2: (Not really a question) Yes, I am from the TVTropes DtG.
I summon a whirlwind at the Cultists, preventing them from intercepting attacks at Paradox Dimentio.
Charges:
My Mana Blade: 2/15
Kaede is best girl
/nullpost
Oh no
Sunset/Moonrise: [1/50]
Oh that's a lot of enemies. Heh. What a perfect excuse to repeat history...
I equip a familiar looking weapon. Another Nitrogen Gun. And slowly reach towards the overlimit control...
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank unleashes a single stage of a Bullet Hell bossfight on a random Hostile entity.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
48/50 HMAS Ship
47/50 HMAS Ship
47/50 HMAS Ship
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Aggress Dimentio
Fseftr: Attack.
HMAS Victor: Bioannihilator Dimentio
I request Blue Skies be disabled whenever I want. If so, Blue uses planet cracker instead.
You can post 3 times each turn.
Cool! Dimentiosome posted here too for a while.
As for Flare Flames' Antilog:
> Sowwy antilog
Hmph. Just keep going.
> Forward
You walk to the end of the purple corridor. The path continues to your right.
> Right
You walk along the corridor. The path briefly turns white before continuing to purple again. A new room is directly to your right.
> Turn right
You turn right.
A gigantic rectangular room lies before you. Taking up most of it is a glass container that goes down into the floor and up into the ceiling. There are four floors to it: one all the way below you, one just below you, one on your level, and one above you. There are holes in the floor around you, leading to bottom floors. In the center of the container is a motion ball. There are also staircases all around the inside of the container that will most likely disappear if you trigger the motion ball. Ahead of you on the fourth floor is a corridor, and the way out. You think you see a black object make its way through it for half a second.
Why are you just standing there? Catch up to it now! Go!
> ...
Man, the elemental alchemies are going slow... I need to figure out some combinations to advance multiple levels in one combo. Hmm...
2/5 for Gale of Thorns
Babylon's Breaker OR forest 1/?
Dual Energy Pistols OR energy amplifier 1/?
3/50 for Vulcanos
15/15 for charged attack
piono turns around as Serpent flies up to him.
Oh no.
Oh gorilla no.
Not now.
Normally I wouldn't be so worried.
But of all times, now is the worst time for mind-altering magic!!!
piono uses Combat Operandi: Northern Wind on Serpent, draws ircucvci, then rushes off with the time step, slicing through several cultists as he does so.
Phobos draws the Golden Nova... and performs...
What? But Play 'Em Off isn't even in his tech texts... he's really abusing that improbability drive...
Oh well, Play 'Em Off Lvl10: Bullet Hell with the Golden Nova, directed at the colossal magma cube.
Dimentio takes 38800 damage from the tvtropes session, before taking any hits this round, he is at 408400 health.
Impending doom activates once more. Now he has an aura of paradoxes around him, anyone that attacks him (whether they land the blow or not) is counterattacked. It doesn't always deal damage, but it has a high chance to.
The paradox is spreading, the sky is completely blotted out by the darkness and crackles with the dark paradox energy. The cultists laugh, as does dimentio. The end comes closer and closer...
8 rounds left.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Research 11/50
47 Ball 4/4!
29 Ball 2/4
0-Ball 2/4
(I use the Ship-Sinker on Godmodder <3< Employer, and Godmodder <3< Godmoder.
I also examine the 47 Ball.
If this is how it must occur... I raise the Hazel Wand. It is quite... convenient that it is not an alchemy in any way whatsoever, thus meaning I am the only wielder. As it has also gone Grimdark, this shall aid me quite spectacularly. If they also choose to STRIFE, I begin with the first one of them who agrees. One at a time. Raising the Hazel Wand, I attempt to use it to amplify Woegothics, which I use on the challenger. If I may not do so, I instead use it to amplify the Gaze of Nyogtha.
If there are any stray attacks in this duel, they all strike the Monolith with alarming precision.
The only way to destabilize either of our effects is through death, and only then through revival by the other side. I then attempt to corrupt a random player with Grimdarkness, one that is not an abomination serving that... horrific feeling of contentment.)
Past Erelye:
>Examine contents of room
You shake off that unpleasant feeling that somebody is attempting to twist your thoughts, and get to the point. Gazing across your room, you come across things that look very odd to the standard human, or any race at all. He thinks you are being ridiculous. Who does not know what a Serin Refugilair is?
>Examine Serin Refugilair
You look over the device. It looks exactly the same as usual. Same old plastirubber casing, with the usual strengthened glass top, and the same old Fluid Gray Biomatter within.
Fluid Biomatter, for future reference, is a fluid secretion, obtained from the sap of the trees native to Vetas mixed with a chemical compound, of which we shall not ever speak of.
Back to gazing over the room. As you look, you fondly smile at the posters of celebrity actors from the planet, as well as the very large amount of books and bookshelves.
One thing people do not ever realize is that Will Smith is a universal constant.
Then, you take a brief glance at the computer. What does he want?
Ual shash ash tageth l'oa j'in tal'oat!
Charges:
3/15: Mana Blades.
1/25: I begin to remember something from the TVTropes.
Edit:Dimentiosome… Dimentio… Coincidence, or you think not?
Kaede is best girl