We enter the Fortress Hall - the penultimate room. There are a hundred pigmen and blazes, fifty ghasts, twenty of each standard magma cube, 3 gargantuan ones, one colossal one, a Phoinex at level two, and a Boss. Oh crap.
Tombsander [BOSS]:
Tombsander is composed of three huge, floating soul sand blocks. The middle has a face, and the other two serve both as arms and ears. He does quite a bit of damage. And he's not the final boss.
This editor... I hate. So since I can't apparently write, Tombsander has three specials. They are Slowsand, Imprison, and Soul Breach. They take 2, 3, and 5 turns each. He has 178,000 HP and regens 90,000 a turn, plus 50,000 if any mobs minus phoinex are alive. He's immune to status and his stats can't be lowered. Basically, a monster.
The Foul Wind OR dust devil 1/?
10/11 for Diluvium
I begin the plant alchemy! quarter staff OR sapling 1/?
48/50 for Heart Breaker
10/15 for charged attack
Piono gets up, levels Ultimatum at the Paradox Cultists, and unloads a psi-shell boosted Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray N' Pray.
Phobos continues using the Ocean Floor to hose down the phoenix more, if the regen hasn't yet been disabled, Phobos continues working on disabling it. If it has been already, it deals damage.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Hmmm... There appears to be a bit of Vigenere. The keyword is likely the first or last word. Also, do you know when you could possibly update the Echeladder?
4/40
Voidmetal EM Pulser 4/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 4/6
Recipe Book 3/3!
You know what this means... Recipe Book > Fine 1/4? One day soon, I shall be the owner of the ultimate book.
Now, the time for action. I draw the Ship-Sinker, and eliminate pionoBuilder. If any of you have any more suggestions on what ships to annihilate, I would be glad to comply.
After that, I attempt to enter the blackdeath trance of the woegothics.
Actually, the secret... wait. The destabilized Nox proves a complication. Back to the drawing board.
Research 1/50
...*sigh* I... I don't even care anymore. ... Look, it isn't okay to not talk to somebody for two weeks. ...I...I am sorry. I was... busy. *sigh* ... I thought you cared. I. Thought. You. Cared. I do. I was preoccupied. DO YOU? Well, it doesn't look like it! Oh, really? You probably forgot about me. No, I... You, what? You don't have an excuse. ...*sigh* I wish you got blown up by those meteors on V- Never mention that again. Do you know what happened? Do you know what I had to do? Do you know HOW I FELT ABOUT IT? Pfft. I don't think it was- You were not there. You could've stopped it! You could've got in faster. ...
*sigh* You know, it's your fault.
... Why?
Because its what happened.
I could have saved them all. I...
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I bap a Frost Wyrm with a Spiral Sucker to turn it into a Trickster Wyrm, because why not.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Dimentio, fired from the Blunderbuss of Zillywigh, which I just alchemized due to Trickster shenanigans.
Speaking of which...
Alchemiter >==< Trickster nonsense = Zillychemiter
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 2/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 3/15
Ill send you info regarding the "something devastatingly strong" in the PM, maybe we can adjust the energy level needed for whats coming. And i gurantee its not gonna be pleasant.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 3/?
Power vortex gate 8/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I feed clippy some microsoft power. Systems Crash go!
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What is the meaning of life?
"Chocolate."
Good times.
5/40
Research 2/50
Voidmetal EM Pulser 5/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 5/6
Recipe Book > Fine 2/4?
I generically attack Japhet.
Relax. I didn't really mean it. Why would you joke about such a thing?! I was angry. Do you want to talk about it? I do not know. It would take quite a while. That, and I do not trust you. Okay, I can listen. You should trust me, by the way. When have I ever done anything to annoy you? Very well. You are correct. This'll be kinda fun. Maybe.
It all started quite a while ago, and yet within a mere sliver of time.
We now observe a planet, long lost in the mists of time.
>ENTER NAME
((Yes, that means all of you.))
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 4/?
Power vortex gate 9/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I let dimento feel the wrath of the Forge!
>Battle Technique: Hammertime
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 5/?
Power vortex gate 10/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I test out the Octave of Sin on the sacrificial lamb.
(However I was going for a healing set of dice... I guess I'll combine it with a regeneration potion and focus mending)
"There are too many hostile entities on the battlefield. I do not like it."
A strange grey sword, decorated with yellow runes, appears on the battlefield.
"The Infinity Edge. Great item for wrecking things. Amplifies crit damage and increases crit chance."
Another sword, this one silver and decorated with an ornate gold trim, appears beside it.
"Sword Of The Divine. Also great item for wrecking things. Activating it guarantees the wielder's next three attacks to crit."
Finally, a much larger sword, split into two sharp points, appears in the middle of the previous swords.
"The Ravenous Hydra. The final part of the wrecking things swords. Grants the wielder lifesteal and AoE damage. Activating it cleaves things for more AoE damage."
The three swords combine into one large, silver-grey, two-pointed sword with a golden trim. It glows slightly grey-gold with power.
"I took the liberty of combining the three. That sword? I get to name it. Hmm... The Titanslayer. Now then... Godmodder, Richard, whatever your name is, how about a deal. You take that sword, you use it to destroy the hell out of those hostile entities, and I'll let you keep the sword afterwards? I'd do it myself, but I'm somewhat limited in what I can do right now. Friggin inhibitors..."
Back in the Nether, I use the Pomson 9000 to disable the Phoenix's ability to regenerate.
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank shoots Paradox Dimentio. It causes Pie Flavour elemental damage.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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Boosting PGs
We enter the Fortress Hall - the penultimate room. There are a hundred pigmen and blazes, fifty ghasts, twenty of each standard magma cube, 3 gargantuan ones, one colossal one, a Phoinex at level two, and a Boss. Oh crap.
Tombsander [BOSS]:
Tombsander is composed of three huge, floating soul sand blocks. The middle has a face, and the other two serve both as arms and ears. He does quite a bit of damage. And he's not the final boss.
Oh shiiitake mushrooms.
Oh no
Oh no
10/11 for Diluvium
I begin the plant alchemy! quarter staff OR sapling 1/?
48/50 for Heart Breaker
10/15 for charged attack
Piono gets up, levels Ultimatum at the Paradox Cultists, and unloads a psi-shell boosted Battle Technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl2: Spray N' Pray.
Phobos continues using the Ocean Floor to hose down the phoenix more, if the regen hasn't yet been disabled, Phobos continues working on disabling it. If it has been already, it deals damage.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
4/40
Voidmetal EM Pulser 4/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 4/6
Recipe Book 3/3!
You know what this means... Recipe Book > Fine 1/4? One day soon, I shall be the owner of the ultimate book.
Now, the time for action. I draw the Ship-Sinker, and eliminate pionoBuilder. If any of you have any more suggestions on what ships to annihilate, I would be glad to comply.
After that, I attempt to enter the blackdeath trance of the woegothics.
Actually, the secret... wait. The destabilized Nox proves a complication. Back to the drawing board.
Research 1/50
...*sigh*
I...
I don't even care anymore.
...
Look, it isn't okay to not talk to somebody for two weeks.
...I...I am sorry. I was... busy.
*sigh*
...
I thought you cared. I. Thought. You. Cared.
I do. I was preoccupied.
DO YOU? Well, it doesn't look like it!
Oh, really?
You probably forgot about me.
No, I...
You, what? You don't have an excuse.
...*sigh*
I wish you got blown up by those meteors on V-
Never mention that again. Do you know what happened? Do you know what I had to do? Do you know HOW I FELT ABOUT IT?
Pfft. I don't think it was-
You were not there.
You could've stopped it! You could've got in faster.
...
*sigh*
You know, it's your fault.
... Why?
Because its what happened.
I could have saved them all. I...
=[13 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[13 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[4 / 25]= Queen Bee (whoops)
Oh, your special attack is charged.
˙ǝɔıʇou ʇ,upןnoʍ noʎ buıdoɥ sɐʍ ı
˙ɹɐǝɟ uı ǝpıɥ oʇ buıob s,ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʍou
Well, boat.
I then prod Clippy with a chair, and then fire THE MATERIAL PLANE at Paradox Dimento.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Dimentio, fired from the Blunderbuss of Zillywigh, which I just alchemized due to Trickster shenanigans.
Speaking of which...
Alchemiter >==< Trickster nonsense = Zillychemiter
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 45/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 38/40
Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I told you dog 4/6
DONE Enderbox Gamma || Antimatter X-Box = Antibox Gamma 6/6
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 8/11
I take the HIS HAND and FALCON PUNCH LORD DOME... BUT WITH BULLETS!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 2/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 3/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
LAYER DDR: 7/50
LAYER BLOCKLAND: 7/40
I'll be making my great escape now!
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 3/11)
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 3/?
Power vortex gate 8/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I feed clippy some microsoft power. Systems Crash go!
INVENTORY
"Chocolate."
Good times.
5/40
Research 2/50
Voidmetal EM Pulser 5/6
Nuclear Phage Canister 5/6
Recipe Book > Fine 2/4?
I generically attack Japhet.
Relax. I didn't really mean it.
Why would you joke about such a thing?!
I was angry. Do you want to talk about it?
I do not know. It would take quite a while. That, and I do not trust you.
Okay, I can listen. You should trust me, by the way. When have I ever done anything to annoy you?
Very well. You are correct.
This'll be kinda fun. Maybe.
It all started quite a while ago, and yet within a mere sliver of time.
We now observe a planet, long lost in the mists of time.
>ENTER NAME
((Yes, that means all of you.))
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 4/11)
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 4/?
Power vortex gate 9/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I let dimento feel the wrath of the Forge!
>Battle Technique: Hammertime
INVENTORY
Redstone: 40/50
I hit Paradox Dimentio with Paradox's Artifice. I wanna see what happens here.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 5/?
Power vortex gate 10/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
player.generic.attack: Clippy
INVENTORY
9/10
It's High Noon
Yoshi eats a Nether Parasite and produces an egg.
15/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr + 1 Serpent
7/25 Health Care Package
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 7/11)
> K4yne: Healing Japhet with the Hippocrates 451.
> R. K.: Defense buffing Japhet.
I help fseftr and Serpent.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴ ||Ruby = Ruby Rose (1/?)
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -1 dup for alchemy
I test out the Octave of Sin on the sacrificial lamb.
(However I was going for a healing set of dice... I guess I'll combine it with a regeneration potion and focus mending)
Release from Lantimor: 23/25 (Near completion!)
Oryx's Pact: 23/50
I use Chivalrous Chop on a random hostile entity.
Sword Damage: 80K/150K
Constructs: 3/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
"There are too many hostile entities on the battlefield. I do not like it."
A strange grey sword, decorated with yellow runes, appears on the battlefield.
"The Infinity Edge. Great item for wrecking things. Amplifies crit damage and increases crit chance."
Another sword, this one silver and decorated with an ornate gold trim, appears beside it.
"Sword Of The Divine. Also great item for wrecking things. Activating it guarantees the wielder's next three attacks to crit."
Finally, a much larger sword, split into two sharp points, appears in the middle of the previous swords.
"The Ravenous Hydra. The final part of the wrecking things swords. Grants the wielder lifesteal and AoE damage. Activating it cleaves things for more AoE damage."
The three swords combine into one large, silver-grey, two-pointed sword with a golden trim. It glows slightly grey-gold with power.
"I took the liberty of combining the three. That sword? I get to name it. Hmm... The Titanslayer. Now then... Godmodder, Richard, whatever your name is, how about a deal. You take that sword, you use it to destroy the hell out of those hostile entities, and I'll let you keep the sword afterwards? I'd do it myself, but I'm somewhat limited in what I can do right now. Friggin inhibitors..."
Back in the Nether, I use the Pomson 9000 to disable the Phoenix's ability to regenerate.
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank shoots Paradox Dimentio. It causes Pie Flavour elemental damage.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS