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16/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade. +2 from Erelye.
3/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
3/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 3/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 3/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (6/11) MY INVENTORY
I throw up the Monochromium Fuel Rod and use Pac-Man on... Clippy.
This is what happens: You channel energy through the Monocle. It seems to overload the monocle, so you stop before it explodes. You decide to pick up the monocle and wear it... though it everything is tinted purple. You look down at Modifying the Medium, and you see... red ink on the cover. You think you should re-read it. But before you can do that... The Rift starts flashing. Suddenly, a burst of temporal energy just like if Skaia initiated the Scratch happens... and in the Rift's place is the Voidwalker. It seems to be transporting someone... METEOR IMPACT IN T - 10
Why, hello there. I'm just your friendly neighborhood thing. And I am here to... oh here he is. T - 9
Oh no... NO. T - 8
Oh, yes. T - 7
Your coming with me. T - 6
NO. T - 5
... Yes you are. Now. T - 4
WHY DO YOU EV- T - 3
gagasgduguygjhgcsyugbsugbcj T - 2
Hah. I'll be seeing you later. T - 1
Goodbye. T - 0. ERROR: EGLARBROAD NOZT FOUND. ERROR: METEOR IMPACT... ERRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr please reboot for llllllll... And at that exact moment, the Impossible Objects came raining out of the sky, Void Clouds running away, and finally the Voidwalker stuck in the ground in the Battlefield. It seems to somehow have been edited by that thing to work without Null Crystals, and it is still on... MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: Clippy VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 100/1000 AQUA: 100/1000 TERRA: 100/1000 AER: 100/1000 ORDO: 100/1000 PERDITO: 100/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 2/?
Power vortex gate 6/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I draw a chalk circle around dimento rendering him unable to leave the circle! ...just kidding, its just a hit marker for the airstrike i called.
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Ah, yes. It was so obvious.
Woodring Conductance 15/15 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
3/40
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector 3/???
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Emitter Ring && Layline-Attuned Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser 3/???
(Book < Fine) < Fine 2/??? (If completed, I put this on Fine as well.)
Erelye: Slam a Null Crystal against the surface of the Monolith. What? Null attacks are effective on Void-Relative things.
15/15 Expended! Aha. There we are. I walk over to a nearby Arcane Worktable, and open a drawer full of various types of metals and woods. Let me see... I take some Voidmetal, Thaumium, Vesperium, Silversnow, Elementium, and Refined Bedrock nuggets, and pull out a pair out tweezers. Slowly and carefully working, I create what appears to be some form of stabilized superconductor. Then, I grab some Ebony Planks, and cut them into two small pieces, three times in a row. I affix the two conductors and two of the minuscule bits of ebony together, creating two Woodring Conductors. Then, I place the Hazel Wand in the center of the Arcane a Workbench, with the two Conductors on the diagonal axis. It appears as if the wand can now channel magic slightly more efficiently.
305.
If I recall correctly, you were christened The Prince, or something of the sort. Hmm... I reread Modifying The Medium, noting any red ink. Is this... no, it could not be.
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MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The —Continuation Page 8: The Void Page 9: The Mission
THE ART OF REVERSING
This chapter will be on “reversing” the Null Circuit. This has some… profound effects involving the bending of space and time itself, among many other things. The first effects seem to be excessive conduction, void leeks, and somehow tearing space itself, creating a floating label on top. At first, it reads, “The Room.” I have no idea what that means… Something Eglarbroad did not see was a little label with a game icon on it. Well, this is only the beginning.
THE FIRST EFFECTS
The Voidwalker seems to have the effects of making any color striking it go to the other end of the spectrum. In laymen speak, lightning would strike the Voidwalker. It inverts the color when it strikes. It also seems to attract all rain toward it, and is able to change those mysterious labels. It also seems to energize the clouds… Ah yes. This is how Void Clouds are made. Take note all of you trying to learn the secrets of void. and the ability to cause earthquakes.
THE SPEED OF AIR
At this stage, the Voidwalker is radiating an aura similar to the one of a dying enderdragon. It also seems to be blasting and attracting air. It looks like Eglarbroad severely under explained on this page. The “aura” is the light coming out of a dying enderdragon. The “blasting and attracting air” is the Voidwalker gaining an immense gravitational pull to certain objects. Even I do not know how it works.
TEMPORAL MADNESS
It would seem as if at this stage the Voidwalker grew a temporal dislocator button. When pressed, the Voidwalker disappears more specifically, it gets dislocated to a different point in time and a Rift in space appears. Basically, the absence of anything, the absence of something and nothing at the same time. Then it starts sending out beams of multicolored light that infuse things with Void Energy.
THE —Continuation
Why, hello. I shall be taking over writing from this point on… I was able to control that pen. Well, I suggest you re-read some pages now that you have the monocle. The ink I write in can only be seen by the monocle. I shall be writing in red nulled ink for clarity. This is basically an introduction page. But by now it seems if the Rift is… doing some normal closing procedures. I shall be slowing down the writing, as I do not see a need to write a page whenever that timer ticks. By the end of this chapter, an event will happen. Eglarbroad Vandelsnatch has been stripped of his exosuit. Nothing can protect him now.
THE VOID
Ah, well it is about time I start writing these pages by myself. Well, the Void is a place that anyone with enough experience can manipulate at will. For example, I am one of them. But enough of that. The Void is accessible through a Voidwalker. More modifications are possible to be made. I might get back to writing this book soon, explaining various modifications that could be done on top of this one. The Void is populated with a plethora of creatures. You may want to read Void Mythology, though, to know about them all.
THE MISSION
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
Well this is interesting. Though I don't do anything of the sort. :/ I'm just not a storybuilder.
Rocketmodder Armor 2/??
Time to actually summon something, I guess...
Wait, I'm still a Trickster. :/ Probably.
I roll the Combatdice of Zillywen, aided by my Trickster shenaniganery.
By the way, why are they so terrible? Is it just my choice of target, or something else?
I equip the MAGIC HAT modus! A full set of DAPPER GENTLEMAN'S APPAREL spontaneously appears on my person, along with the MAGIC TOP HAT and MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS!
I hop, skip, and jump up to the Godmodder, place the MAGIC TOP HAT over his Omega Helmet, and p...u...l...l... the Omega Helmet off of his head with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS! But wait, there's more! I gesture downward with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS and a Chaos Pearl shatters against the Godmodder's skull!
I pull the MAGIC TOP HAT away and search for Dimentio...
Now for Dimentio.
I flourish the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS, and create a tunnel of force, pulling the various things in Dimentio's general direction, especially Dimentio, in my general direction, specifically into the giant mass of Captchalogue cards I have acquired specifically for this gambit! ((If he doesn't somehow resist the MAGIC TOP HAT)) I then pull Dimentio out of the MAGIC TOP HAT...And throw him at the Godmodder! And since the Godmodder's power is almost that of the Nemesis ability...Ah, this is going to be FUN!
I cast Epic Paradox Resolution Bolt at Dimentio, assuming he didn't lose his weapon in the attack!
I shoot an enemy with my new weapon, on every single mode!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I spam EVERYTHING I HAVE that I can spam at Dimentio.
Also I equip the Omega Helmet I got if the MAGIC TOP HAT succeeded in my first gambit.
I also use Chaos Strike on Dimentio's paradoxical items, attempting to induce a spontaneous variation rendering them nonparadoxical! Failing that I just use it on Dimentio. ((Moon drop version))
I use Teleslash on Dimentio if possible. If not I just Lesser Teleport and slash him.
I then throw Dimentio at Lord Dome utilizing the MAGIC TOP HAT or perhaps just telekinesis.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Alright. Let's do this.
I shoot Dimentio with the Combatdice of Zillywen fired from Points Constellae. This somehow counts as using a level 9 alchemy, and not as using a level 10 alchemy. Seeing as these dice don't even deal damage, I'd think this is a massive improvement. And before you ask, I combined them with arrows. Not with alchemy. Just normal captchalogue combining.
JujUs 7/7 Complete. Let's do this. But first I duplicate it.
I join the suckers into a SPIRAL SUCKER, which I captchalogue and flip turn-ways. In non-Recipe modus, if you please.
BLAP
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the goofjester tongues. ...Blame Hussie for this. And Twin, while you're at it.
Well, let's do this.
GMSARMOR (GM's armor) || PCHOOOOO 1/?? That's right, getting some punch code alchemy up in this.
...
I JUST GOT TWINJA'D.
9,000 damage! Dimentio is caught off guard by the tricky maneuvers you're using...
GREEN LOLLY: A green lollipop. It appears to be attracted towards something.
RED SUCKER: A red lollipop. It appears to be attracted towards something.
You join the two lollipops to create the SPIRAL SUCKER.
SPIRAL SUCKER = OHG1OHGK
You lick the SPIRAL SUCKER, causing you to undergo a dramatic transformation. You slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and... Wait. You just said that whole monologue up there. Regardless, you enter TRICKSTER MODE.
You are now 901% more colorful, happy, exuberant, magical, frolicking, and most importantly, CAUCASIAN PEACHY.
Hello, twin, could you please get to Dimentio's health quickly? I need to know what it is in order to be able to finish the tvtropes update. Even if you don't properly finish all the battle, I need to know Dimentio's health specifically.
Also, twin. Dimentio may not be the strongest entity ever, he is however the most dangerous.
Do you know what The Dark Carnival ability is a field wipe? That signifies the beginning of the deaths of almost every universe connected to Godcraft, around five per round the first two rounds, then growing exponentially in number each round. After the equivalent of seven rounds, Paradox Space and Earth would be reached by the resulting catastrophe and completely destroyed, rendering the entire game finished in a game over that only the posters (Because of some strange essence about him) would survive, and even then they would be chained within the paradox until it was removed, but they would find complete desolation, but more on that later. No chance for anyone. Not even Lord English. Not even the OP King could survive being at the epicenter of a second unresolved paradox, and this one unrestrained.
The entire multiverse would be plunged into utter chaos as the Author and the handful of other beings in the multiverse on his level scramble to keep the last shreds of the multiverse from being consumed, and finally manage to close it down. All in all? The survival rate of universes would be roughly in the googolths (one divided by one googol) of a percent, and the survival rate of living beings even lower than that because most of the universes that manage to survive would still be torn apart at the seams.
Finally, after all of that, the Players (just a little thing I came up with to explain why our characters are of such great importance, basically, when you become a protagonist in a story that the vast majority of the multiverse gets dragged into (mostly just the godmodding wars, but others before it. The godmodding wars are just the biggest) you become what is called a Player. Players don't die. Ever. You can chain them, weaken them, but they will always come back eventually. The Godmodder is the Player to end all Players. Literally the only way to even chain him would be to destroy the Narrative itself) would find themselves in the remnants of the multiverse. completely shattered, and with very little left to fight over. Now not only immortal, but literally the most powerful things in existence because everything else except for maybe one or two completely worn out higher beings (like the Author) trying to regain some energy was either worn down by the paradox waves or completely and utterly obliterated.
Dimentio may not be the biggest boss... Basically, in terms of power scale, consider him the biggest glass cannon of all time. Capable of destroying the entire multiverse in one attack, but only has 1M health. As you can guess, if, somehow, he gets off the field wipe, Me and you'd take him down before the dying universes could begin interfering with plot, but keep that in mind, that's what unresolved paradoxes can do.
Also, Impending Doom will have a tangible, described effect each time, to avoid GM muddling.
I finish the gust crossbow
6/11 for Diluvium
8/11 for the psi-shell
44/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan. Screw that, I need something to kill the clown: Heart Breaker
6/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 87800 damage from the tvtropes session.
The sky grows darker, the wind picks up, dark paradox lightning crackles down from the sky all over the place.
Everything is at stake.
Suddenly, the portal to tvtropia glows white, and a massive mountain flies out of it, smashing to pieces, sending boulders flying various different places. This happens in addition to Dimentio's usual attack.
piono uses Combat Operandi: Encore! and reattempts battle technique: Deep Freeze.
Phobos smashes whatever there is to smash.
GUST CROSSBOW: A powerful crossbow that uses the winds to attack.
87,800 damage to Dimentio!
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENCORE
You use up 5 of every Sacred Item.
20,000 damage to Dimentio!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEEP FREEZE
You cleave an arc through the sky with The Big Chill, a snowstorm emanating from you as everything around you slowly decreases in temperature... You focus all the cold to fire a blast of pure ice at Dimentio! 8,000 damage!
=[11 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[11 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[2 / 25]= The Queen
-oʇuǝɯıp pǝǝɟ oʇ 'ʍou ˙uıʍʇ 'uoısıɔǝp poob
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Don't feed it to Dimento!
That could potentially destroy the universe!
Twice!
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇqnop ʎןsnoıɹǝs ı
¿ǝɯʎɥʇ ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇıɐʍ
Oh, uh...
I fed the Thyme to Clippy. That won't destroy the world.
˙˙˙
Wait. Dimentio is still at 1,000,000 HP?
Okay, I meant for him to block SOME attacks, that's a little bit overkill, especially considering what he's going to be doing this round...
Gust crossbow OR gale 1/?
7/11 for Diluvium
9/11 for the psi-shell
45/50 for Heart Breaker
7/15 for charged attack
piono uses battle technique: hammer time on PAradox Dimentio
Phobos continues smashing things in the nether.
Gust Crossbow || Gale = The Foul Wind (Level 2: 1/3)
The L()rd is a seperate person, Twin. As such, Black Monolith still takes damage.
I throw an iceberg at HMAS Alex. It then crashes into HMAS Modpack, which the crashes into Japhet. I love when things come together!
General 3: 13/40
General 4: 13/40
ANGRY AT B()TH WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND THE FACT THAT THE EDIT()R ATE MY PART ()F THIS P()ST, I UNLEASH MY FINAL F()RM CREATE A P()RTAL T() THE TVTR()PES THREAD. I G() UP T() DIMENTI(), G() BEHIND HIM, AND TELEP()RT T() THE G()DM()DDER, KICKING HIM IN. HE SEES HIMSELF IN THE TVTR()PES THREAD, AND, DUE T() TIME SHENANIGANS, B()TH G()DM()DDERS TAKE DAMAGE. THEN, ()UR G()DM()DDER GETS TELEP()RTED BACK T() THIS THREAD. ALL IN UNDER A SEC()ND. DIMENTI(), A LITTLE SURPRISED AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED, IS N()W VULNERABLE T() THE NEXT ATTACK.
Too late for that now...
The HMAS Alex is dead, so the attack fails!
No! TV Tropes isn't canon! The Godmodder can't be affected by it. Everything else can, though, explaining Paradox Dimentio's rampage. I know earlier I said that you haven't seen anything yet compared to the horrors you'll face in this battle, but that doesn't mean Paradox Dimentio is a low threat! piono isn't bluffing. He can take out the universe... Stop him!
Miraj: 29/50 (+2 from Aegis)
That debuff guy: 29/50 I guess I wasn't clear enough. I poke Dimentio with an ice pick. Very hard, in the face, several times.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Falling skies ~c Dedodaded WAM = ??? 1/4Potion of Ambrosa O0O potion of rejuvenation = Potion of nectar DONEGolden honey cake &&& Potion of nectar 1/? Modpack, take a free potion of... Err... Ambrosia. I'm going to keep Wilson's charges around, but not work on them myself. If they hit 50 again, I'll probably do another event like this. Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 44$ _ Wilson's charges A: 1/50, B: 1/50 (+2 from Modpack) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x1 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Wilson stayed about 10 meters away from the dragons because he hadn't fully recovered from the Flux disease. He seemed to be in a wordless conversation with them about something.
7,500 damage!
Falling Skies -c The Dedodaded WAM = The Wham Line (1/4)
Golden Honey Cake && Potion of Nectar = Nectar Cake (Level 3: 1/4)
POTION OF NECTAR: A golden potion. Imbues the drinker with much healing and attack power.
Yes. All twelve. I should probably do something with them. Eventually.
Eldritch Lamp 8/8!
Woodring Conductance 10/15
+1 to Leon x2.
Erelye: Examine Bottled Void Visink and Eldritch Lamp. Then, do Book < Fine.
Raw coding... I should have expected this.
Time to get on to what my earlier transmission stated. There shall not be a title, as that would spoil the "fun".
1/40
I use Nyogtha's Gaze on Japhet.
I wonder what would occur if I created a way to negate the abilities of other mages? How would I go about doing this? Hmm...
You can thank Talist for giving me this idea. I could create a way to automatically spread my mutated version of Flux Phage in a specified area. With that, I trap some Taint Nodules infected with my mutated Flux Phage in an airtight canister. Then, I Cold Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector 1/???
I wonder if I could weaponize nuclear fusion... I think I shall leave that to Mister Amperz4nd. For now, I think I shall just work on an efficient weapons system capable of negate the abilities of mages.
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Emitter Ring && Layline-Attuned Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser 1/???
ELDRITCH LAMP: A lamp imbued with dark, eldritch power.
BOTTLED VOID VISINK: A bottle filled with a strange, inky substance thriving with arcane properties.
Book > Fine = Enchanting Book (Level 1: 1/2)
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector = Nuclear Phage Canister (Level 5: 1/6)
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Ring && Layline Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser = Voidmetal EM Pulser (Level 5: 1/6)
"I don't even think he can read." -Quote of the Day Night
Woodring Conductance 11/15
2/40
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector 2/???
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Emitter Ring && Layline-Attuned Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser 2/???
Book < Fine 2/??? (If completed, I put this on Fine as well.)
+1 to Leon x2.
Erelye: Use Rollout on Monolith, and amplify it with the Eldritch Lamp. If this is impossible, due to one more turn being needed before the cooldown completes, I attack with Bipolarity instead.
I attempt to channel energy through the Monocle. If this does nothing of importance, I attempt to activate it in some other way.
ENCHANTING BOOK: A book that can grant a random enchantment to a weapon on an anvil.
Enchanting Book > Fine = Recipe Book (Level 2: 1/3)
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 8/9)
Poppy || Rose Petal = Rose 1/?
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
I become the Godmodder and punch myself.
Then instantly become myself.
Poppy || Rose Petal = R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴ ̧͟͡(̨͢⌠̡͡ë҉̴v̷̶̨É̴͏l͘͜͞ ͘͞͠1̴̸:̶̡ ̢Γ/͏̢2)͏̢
Oh god...
You cannot be the Godmodder. Only the Godmodder can be the Godmodder.
The HMAS Orchid lifts off. (Medium Blue-bought ship.)
Netherium: €/€
I boost fseftr and K4yne.
I did use Unagi Storm last turn, Twin... Cool panels, though!
I use Theist's Folly on Dimentio. As he blocks the attack, I time-step behind him and stick an arrow from Palutena's Bow into his back, searing him with holy energy. But I'm not done. As the paradoxes attempt to consume me, I disappear. I reappear in the sky holding a Black Pure Heart. I hacked this into Super Paper Mario and used a hacked version of Pokébank to transfer it to XY, where in the battle where I was a Yveltal, it was a trainer item. This heart represents kismessitude. Despite this, it is indeed pure. I slam it into Dimentio's Chaos Heart, damaging him.
Now, if only we had the normal 8 pure hearts... We could make the Purity Heart, which would surely kill him. But we also need a viable relationship. I know! TwinBuilder <3< Godmodder! It's perfect!
HMAS Orchid added!
I factored that in upon noticing this post.
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THEIST'S FOLLY
12,000 damage! Paradox Dimentio hisses...
I hope you're saying that as a joke. Don't you know that ship no longer exists?
Err well Nucelar Obsidian Chestcannon is... unexpected. I kinda expected something different, i combined this on this logic: (Mechanics, for firing n stuff) + (ammo or something, element based: Plant, Fire, Ice) + (some thingymajic to fusion the elements). Care to give some pointers what to change on the recipe to get something usefull instead of lolsorandom? Hmm thinking about it, all the ingeditents are level 1 or maybe level 2 if combined, guess i need to >fine a bunch of stuff.
Chestcannon >fine
(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine
(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine
Power vortex gate 4/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Eeeh, old habits i guess? I meant to ask you Twinbuilder. Is this OP?
Crafting Missle-Mecha 29/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Missle Launcher Box HPs: 15000/15000
Left Rocketlauncher-arm: 15000/15000
Right Rocketlauncer-arm HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with a assortment of missle based weapons, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
Malleo-Dei i choose you! Use Hammer of the forge on Dome!
BOTTLED ANTIPOLARITY: A bottle full of a greyish liquid substance. It appears to hum with a low energy.
Hey! A Chestcannon IS useful! You can store anything you want in it as ammo and then fire it out later! It's virtually indestructible, and its shots have the power of miniature atomic bombs! What more could you want?
Since it apparently takes it a whopping 200 turns for it to be of any use, I suppose it's not OP...
Post III I... I got it..? I got the Hat... I G0T THE HAT!
I celebrate myself oficially obtaining the Nicest Hat in Paradox Space by throwing the Amethyst Eightfold at Clippy.
Handgun && Magic 8 Ball && Fluorite Octet
I check the captchalogue code for the Nicest Hat
Devil's Interval 4/6
Cerberus 4/7
Reading "Portals for Mortals" 4/45
The Beldam 4/35
Searching for Paperclips 1/5
I use Psii to send subliminal messages to the Tarrasque, convincing it to join the AG side
6-6-3-8-5-3-4-7
A massive chunk of amethyst falls down from the sky, chiseling itself into a dunce cap that rests on Clippy's head. He is unaffected thanks to the Waluigi Thyme...
The Tarrasque does not understand good and evil! It remains Neutral.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 1/?
Power vortex gate 5/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Crafting Missle-Mecha 30/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Missle Launcher Box HPs: 15000/15000
Left Rocketlauncher-arm: 15000/15000
Right Rocketlauncer-arm HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with a assortment of missle based weapons, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
Deploying the Missle mecha...
Opening command console.
enableTargetLock true Enabled target locking. The missle mecha will continously attack specified target untill told otherwise.
setTargetMissleLauncher "Paradox Dimento" Set the target of the missle launcher unit to Paradox Dimento.
setTargetRocketlauncherL "Sclythe of Democracy" Set the target of the left rocketlauncher unit to Sclythe of Democracy.
setTargetRocketlauncherR "General Ghastken" Set the target of the right rocketlauncher unit to General Ghastken.
Miraj: 30/50
That debuff guy: 30/50 +2 to Aegis I fry Dimentio with flames from the Staff of Ysera. Twin, the stuff in Minecraft might be code based, but that doesn't mean they can't be affected by particle physics. I hope that's the case at least because if it isn't, all of Wilson's magic fails. We might have some kind of complex quantum physics mod installed that makes particles like the Higgs Boson have effects. Potions should only work on biological things, but they still work because there is an interface between the biological effects they would have and the coding based entities. So basically, if we have a mod that makes vis based magic work, (Thaumcraft) why can't we have a mod that makes particle physics work? I hope this explanation is sufficient.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Falling skies ~c Dedodaded WAM = ??? 2/4 Potion of Nectar +1 Golden honey cake &&& Potion of nectar 2/? Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 44$ _ Wilson's charges A: 1/50, B: 1/50 (+0 from everybody) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x1 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1 -RP section- Funny you should mention needing a relationship Serpent, because these two dragons are actually husband and wife. Would that work? I was planning on revealing this once their side quest actually started.
Well, the PLAYERS are code-based at least. Wilson isn't; he shouldn't exist in vanilla Minecraft, so I have reason to suspect something else is at play here.
POST 1;
16/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade. +2 from Erelye.
3/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
3/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 3/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 3/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (6/11) MY INVENTORY
I throw up the Monochromium Fuel Rod and use Pac-Man on... Clippy.
This is what happens: You channel energy through the Monocle. It seems to overload the monocle, so you stop before it explodes. You decide to pick up the monocle and wear it... though it everything is tinted purple. You look down at Modifying the Medium, and you see... red ink on the cover. You think you should re-read it. But before you can do that... The Rift starts flashing. Suddenly, a burst of temporal energy just like if Skaia initiated the Scratch happens... and in the Rift's place is the Voidwalker. It seems to be transporting someone... METEOR IMPACT IN T - 10
Why, hello there. I'm just your friendly neighborhood thing. And I am here to... oh here he is. T - 9
Oh no... NO. T - 8
Oh, yes. T - 7
You're coming with me. T - 6
NO. T - 5
... Yes you are. Now. T - 4
WHY DO YOU EV- T - 3
gagasgduguygjhgcsyugbsugbcj T - 2
Hah. I'll be seeing you later. T - 1
Goodbye. T - 0. ERROR: EGLARBROAD NOT FOUND. ERROR: METEOR IMPACT... ERRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr please reboot for llllllll... And at that exact moment, the Impossible Objects came raining out of the sky, Void Clouds running away, and finally the Voidwalker stuck in the ground in the Battlefield. It seems to somehow have been edited by that thing to work without Null Crystals, and it is still on... MODIFYING THE MEDIUM WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am. TABLE OF CONTENTS CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING Page 1: Introduction Page 2: Table of Contents CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS Page 3: The Art of Reversing Page 4: The First Effects Page 5: The Speed of Air Page 6: Temporal Madness Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII PAC-MAN: IIIII VOID: II EATEN: Clippy VOIDED SCEPTER: VOID ENERGY: 500/500 LIFE FORCE: 500/500 INSANITY: 500/500 FOCUS: VOID ORIGIN'S STAFF: IGNIS: 100/1000 AQUA: 100/1000 TERRA: 100/1000 AER: 100/1000 ORDO: 100/1000 PERDITO: 100/1000 FOCUS: NONE PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: II MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII PRIMAL: IIIIIIII TIME: IIIIIIII EMP: IIIIIIII METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
I officially can't even. What is happening here...?
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 9/.9) (FINISHED!!!!!1111!!!!)
Poppy || Rose Petal = Rose 2/?
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
I stab the ground, dealing damage to the planet
I then shear the sacrificial lamb.
OCTAVE OF SIN: A set of eight golden dice, imbued with the holy power of Notch himself. Its attacks tend to lean towards holiness and His di Wait a minute. Notch is the Fallen God now. How will this affect your alchemy?
S.S. DUCKIE: A boat model whose architecture and structure resembles that of a rubber duck. Despite that, it isn't actually made out of rubber, and is just painted wood.
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 2/?
Power vortex gate 6/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I draw a chalk circle around dimento rendering him unable to leave the circle! ...just kidding, its just a hit marker for the airstrike i called.
Woodring Conductance 15/15 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
3/40
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector 3/???
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Emitter Ring && Layline-Attuned Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser 3/???
(Book < Fine) < Fine 2/??? (If completed, I put this on Fine as well.)
Erelye: Slam a Null Crystal against the surface of the Monolith. What? Null attacks are effective on Void-Relative things.
15/15 Expended! Aha. There we are. I walk over to a nearby Arcane Worktable, and open a drawer full of various types of metals and woods. Let me see... I take some Voidmetal, Thaumium, Vesperium, Silversnow, Elementium, and Refined Bedrock nuggets, and pull out a pair out tweezers. Slowly and carefully working, I create what appears to be some form of stabilized superconductor. Then, I grab some Ebony Planks, and cut them into two small pieces, three times in a row. I affix the two conductors and two of the minuscule bits of ebony together, creating two Woodring Conductors. Then, I place the Hazel Wand in the center of the Arcane a Workbench, with the two Conductors on the diagonal axis. It appears as if the wand can now channel magic slightly more efficiently.
305.
If I recall correctly, you were christened The Prince, or something of the sort. Hmm... I reread Modifying The Medium, noting any red ink. Is this... no, it could not be.
THE MISSION
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
Well this is interesting. Though I don't do anything of the sort. :/ I'm just not a storybuilder.
Rocketmodder Armor 2/??
Time to actually summon something, I guess...
Wait, I'm still a Trickster. :/ Probably.
I roll the Combatdice of Zillywen, aided by my Trickster shenaniganery.
By the way, why are they so terrible? Is it just my choice of target, or something else?
9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nether Parasite killed!
The reason they tend to produce unfavorable results is because their Prankster Gambits are maxed out, resulting in their attacks working against you, since your Gambit is, compared to theirs, next to nothing. In short, their clowny antics are just plain unlucky.
I equip the MAGIC HAT modus! A full set of DAPPER GENTLEMAN'S APPAREL spontaneously appears on my person, along with the MAGIC TOP HAT and MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS!
I hop, skip, and jump up to the Godmodder, place the MAGIC TOP HAT over his Omega Helmet, and p...u...l...l... the Omega Helmet off of his head with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS! But wait, there's more! I gesture downward with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS and a Chaos Pearl shatters against the Godmodder's skull!
I pull the MAGIC TOP HAT away and search for Dimentio...
Now for Dimentio.
I flourish the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS, and create a tunnel of force, pulling the various things in Dimentio's general direction, especially Dimentio, in my general direction, specifically into the giant mass of Captchalogue cards I have acquired specifically for this gambit! ((If he doesn't somehow resist the MAGIC TOP HAT)) I then pull Dimentio out of the MAGIC TOP HAT...And throw him at the Godmodder! And since the Godmodder's power is almost that of the Nemesis ability...Ah, this is going to be FUN!
I cast Epic Paradox Resolution Bolt at Dimentio, assuming he didn't lose his weapon in the attack!
I shoot an enemy with my new weapon, on every single mode!
Instead of pulling the Omega Helmet off the Godmodder, a white rabbit just appears on his head.
Paradox Dimentio shoots a paradox beam at the Magic Hat, turning it into said white rabibit.
I spam EVERYTHING I HAVE that I can spam at Dimentio.
Also I equip the Omega Helmet I got if the MAGIC TOP HAT succeeded in my first gambit.
I also use Chaos Strike on Dimentio's paradoxical items, attempting to induce a spontaneous variation rendering them nonparadoxical! Failing that I just use it on Dimentio. ((Moon drop version))
I use Teleslash on Dimentio if possible. If not I just Lesser Teleport and slash him.
I then throw Dimentio at Lord Dome utilizing the MAGIC TOP HAT or perhaps just telekinesis.
13,000 damage to Dimentio! You cannot target Dimentio's paradoxical items!
It LoOkS lIkE yOu'Re TrYiNg To UsE A###################
LORD DOME kills the Frost Wyrm! Paradox Dimentio deals 30,000 damage to both Generals! The two Generals deal 8,000 damage to HMAS Modpack! Clippy floats in the air erratically, emanating a purple light... The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to HMAS Modpack!
HMAS Modpack deals 4,000 damage to Japhet! The Tarrasque deals 3,000 damage to Z! The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Ghast Tentacle! The Missile Mecha deals 3,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, the Scythe of Democracy, and General Ghastken!
The Frost Wraiths deal 5,000 damage to Japhet!
Japhet deals 5,000 damage to HMAS Modpack! Z and the HMAS Orchid deal 7,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Godmodder kills HMAS Modpack and deals 5,000 damage to the Monolith just because.
THE OPERATOR watches the whole conflict go down and whirls his Faceless Eight in between his tentacles. Soon, after this whole fracase with Dimentio is over, it will be the right time to use them. For now, he lashes out with his tentacles to deal 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 205,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 139,500/300,000. Bill:IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 47,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 759,700/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 105,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 62,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 7,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
Tired of these rose glitch shenanigans, I /give wand a rose. Since they were made earlier, they may not be subject to later updates.
RIDICULOUS TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS: ALL OF THE ZILLY WEAPONS is used on Dimentio.
I also attempt to turn the Godmodder into a Trickster, despite the fact that that is a horrible idea. Who knows, maybe he'll become INCREDIBLY SACCHARINE TRICKSTER GODMODDER. I then also attempt to turn the Godmoder into a Trickster.
TRICKSTER ALCHEMY
BOW OF ZILLYSOMETHING 11/11 USING TRICKSTER MAJYYKS
Twin, once again, you're confused. You said the tvtropes session is canonical, it just isn't part of the main series.
However! You can't just liberally use alternate threads to try and get work-arounds. In addition, any attempt at cross-thread attacks on the godmodder will automatically fail due to the fact that whichever of him is later in his timeline will remember the attempted attack and block it automatically.
And any attempts to abuse the fact that the tvtropes thread is a canonical SPIN OFF (Remember the spin-off part, if anything I state as canonical in the tvtropes session goes against what twin says here, twin's statement wins. No exceptions. Ever) or any other attempts to abuse canonical spin offs when/if they happen, should and will be dealt with extreme prejudice by all game masters involved. You can do cross-thread attacks (as it would be hypocritical for EITHER of the current game masters to say otherwise), but only if you don't do so trying to get a damage boost out of the fact that its cross-thread unless its been okayed with both GMS beforehand.
So yeah Maniac, although twinbuilder seems to be a bit confused on what I meant by canonical, I agree with him on the unwavering NOPE of that attack.
Also, twin, why in the world am I not getting any experience at all?
I finish the Foul Wind
9/11 for Diluvium
I finish the Psi-shell. Combat Operandi involving Ultimatum are going to get ridiculously over powered as I get new ammo types.
47/50 for Heart Breaker
9/15 for charged attack
It seems there is hope, for Dimentio takes 164200 damage from the tropers. (For reference, that makes Dimentio's health from the start of the round 595500... hmm... this is going a little too quick, time to step things up a bit eh?)
Then Impending Doom goes off for the first time.
The loud, raucous, mad laughter from before intensifies, it becomes painful, and then the source of it appears.
A large group of clowns, dressed in blacks and purples similar to Dimentio appear. All of them have paradox energy bouncing on their fingertips.
They are Dark Carnival Cultists.
Every round, a number of Cultists get summoned, they will block attacks aimed at Dimentio, as well as attack entities to keep the field clear. They have no regard for their own lives and already have a sanity of somewhere in the negative thousands. They will do nothing but protect Dimentio and destroy whatever they perceive as a threat.
Up in the sky, you see flickers. Flickers of faces, screened by masks.
The faces of legions of Dark carnival cultists. They have come for what they believe to be Rapture.
An event that must not, under any circumstances, come to pass.
Oh yeah, and they have 10000 hit points. Each.
Put about 25 of them on the field this round, the average per round addition will be somewhere between five and ten twin, and considering the fact that this needs to last AT LEAST until after that first paradox burst and he's already at half health in round two... I think some Overpowered abilities are due.
Suddenly, out of the portal flies two objects. First, a large boulder, that smashes into a random entity other than Dimentio or the cultists, and second, an avada kedavra curse that hits Clippy.
This is not Dimentio's attack.
Piono curses and uses Deep Freeze Lvl2: Big Chill on paradox dimentio...
Or attempts to, as he is blasted from the side by a small barrage of paradox bolts from several dark carnival cultists.
In the nether...
Phobos pulls out the Ocean Floor, then slams it into the ground, create a massive wave of water that slams into the phoenix, disabling its regeneration right off the bat as the internal fires that kept it alive before are extinguished.
The noob army charges in at boss y, and takes out hammers to strike it! But boss y breathes fire all over them, and they end up running around, burning and screaming!
I get a fresh MAGIC TOP HAT modus! I attempt to captchalogue Clippy with it!
If I succeed I shoot him at Paradox Dimentio! If not then I just shoot him with my gun!
I also captchalogue a whole bunch of allegedly random but mostly sharp or explosive objects and shoot them at Dimentio!
I fire all four barrels of my thing simultaneously, at Dimentio!
I use Chaos Strike-Portal Power on Dimentio!
I use Snowstorm on Dimentio!
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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I wear the result. I then get a PARASITE to possess the FROST WRAITH. Finally, I hijack one of HMAS ORCHID's cannons. It fires at Z. It then attacks the ship in retaliation.
I THR()W THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB AND THE BLACK M()N()LITH INT() A FIRE PIT. THE G()DS GET PLEASED BY THIS SACRIFICE.
General 3: 16/40
General 4: 16/40
Twin, Nimble's first cipher is in ATBASH and reads: ALLCAPS. Heh. I'm still trying to figure out the rest....
Continue shooting Dimentio with barrage of objects.
Continue shooting Dimentio with weapon.
Continue continuing.
Continue continuing to continue.
Etc.
*the endless chain of continuations somehow accidentally starts strangling Dimentio!*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
16/20 Greater Blank Tuba Upgrade. +2 from Erelye.
3/10 Mundane Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
3/20 Greater Blank Raspberry Helmet Upgrade.
Pure Conch Energy || No-Fuel Quantum Booster = Quantum Conch Thruster (Level 10: 3/11)
Yin-Yang Ingot || Generic Tank Chassis = Twilight Tank Chassis (Level 7: 3/8)
Scribe's Wands && Monochromium Fuel Rod || Self-Writing Pen = Creation Pen (6/11)
MY INVENTORY
I throw up the Monochromium Fuel Rod and use Pac-Man on... Clippy.
This is what happens:
You channel energy through the Monocle. It seems to overload the monocle, so you stop before it explodes. You decide to pick up the monocle and wear it... though it everything is tinted purple. You look down at Modifying the Medium, and you see... red ink on the cover. You think you should re-read it. But before you can do that... The Rift starts flashing. Suddenly, a burst of temporal energy just like if Skaia initiated the Scratch happens... and in the Rift's place is the Voidwalker. It seems to be transporting someone...
METEOR IMPACT IN T - 10
Why, hello there. I'm just your friendly neighborhood thing. And I am here to... oh here he is.
T - 9
Oh no... NO.
T - 8
Oh, yes.
T - 7
Your coming with me.
T - 6
NO.
T - 5
... Yes you are. Now.
T - 4
WHY DO YOU EV-
T - 3
gagasgduguygjhgcsyugbsugbcj
T - 2
Hah. I'll be seeing you later.
T - 1
Goodbye.
T - 0.
ERROR: EGLARBROAD NOZT FOUND.
ERROR: METEOR IMPACT...
ERRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
please reboot for llllllll...
And at that exact moment, the Impossible Objects came raining out of the sky, Void Clouds running away, and finally the Voidwalker stuck in the ground in the Battlefield. It seems to somehow have been edited by that thing to work without Null Crystals, and it is still on...
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update.
So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The --Continuation
Page 8: The Unknown
Page 9: The Void
Page 10: The Mission
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
PAC-MAN: IIIII
VOID: II
EATEN: Clippy
VOIDED SCEPTER:
VOID ENERGY: 500/500
LIFE FORCE: 500/500
INSANITY: 500/500
FOCUS: VOID
ORIGIN'S STAFF:
IGNIS: 100/1000
AQUA: 100/1000
TERRA: 100/1000
AER: 100/1000
ORDO: 100/1000
PERDITO: 100/1000
FOCUS: NONE
PESTERCHUM:
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Mechanic Nega Temporal Primal Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL, TIME, MACHINE, METEOR
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: II
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIII
PRIMAL: IIIIIIII
TIME: IIIIIIII
EMP: IIIIIIII
METEOR SHOWER: IIIIIIII
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 9/.9) (FINISHED!!!!!1111!!!!)
Poppy || Rose Petal = Rose 2/?
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
I stab the ground, dealing damage to the planet
I then shear the sacrificial lamb.
9/10
Rubber Duck && Model of Boat: 3/3 COMPLETE!
It's High Noon
result of "Chestcannon >fine" && (result of "(Golden Tibervine && Stick) >fine" && result of "(Ice && Stick >Very fine) >fine" && Potion of Inferno) && Fusion Cell 2/?
Power vortex gate 6/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
I draw a chalk circle around dimento rendering him unable to leave the circle! ...just kidding, its just a hit marker for the airstrike i called.
INVENTORY
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 9/.9) (FINISHED!!!!!1111!!!!)
Poppy || Rose Petal = Rose 3/?
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
I invite Clippy to DINNERTIME
Woodring Conductance 15/15 (+1 from Leon x3 and self)
3/40
Cold Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector 3/???
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Emitter Ring && Layline-Attuned Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser 3/???
(Book < Fine) < Fine 2/??? (If completed, I put this on Fine as well.)
Erelye: Slam a Null Crystal against the surface of the Monolith. What? Null attacks are effective on Void-Relative things.
15/15 Expended! Aha. There we are. I walk over to a nearby Arcane Worktable, and open a drawer full of various types of metals and woods. Let me see... I take some Voidmetal, Thaumium, Vesperium, Silversnow, Elementium, and Refined Bedrock nuggets, and pull out a pair out tweezers. Slowly and carefully working, I create what appears to be some form of stabilized superconductor. Then, I grab some Ebony Planks, and cut them into two small pieces, three times in a row. I affix the two conductors and two of the minuscule bits of ebony together, creating two Woodring Conductors. Then, I place the Hazel Wand in the center of the Arcane a Workbench, with the two Conductors on the diagonal axis. It appears as if the wand can now channel magic slightly more efficiently.
305.
If I recall correctly, you were christened The Prince, or something of the sort. Hmm... I reread Modifying The Medium, noting any red ink. Is this... no, it could not be.
MODIFYING THE MEDIUM
WITH MODIFICATIONS BY ME
The Voidwalker has some interesting properties when modified. I am writing this in a rush, so content may very over time. Now, kind reader, I shall show the current chapters in this book. The table of contents will self update. So you found the monocle. You may now see my writing. Congratulations. I will let you assume who I am, as if you read Void Mythology focused with… some glitch you would see who I am.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1: THE BEGINNING
Page 1: Introduction
Page 2: Table of Contents
CHAPTER 2: REVERSING THE EFFECTS
Page 3: The Art of Reversing
Page 4: The First Effects
Page 5: The Speed of Air
Page 6: Temporal Madness
Page 7: The —Continuation
Page 8: The Void
Page 9: The Mission
THE ART OF REVERSING
This chapter will be on “reversing” the Null Circuit. This has some… profound effects involving the bending of space and time itself, among many other things. The first effects seem to be excessive conduction, void leeks, and somehow tearing space itself, creating a floating label on top. At first, it reads, “The Room.” I have no idea what that means… Something Eglarbroad did not see was a little label with a game icon on it. Well, this is only the beginning.
THE FIRST EFFECTS
The Voidwalker seems to have the effects of making any color striking it go to the other end of the spectrum. In laymen speak, lightning would strike the Voidwalker. It inverts the color when it strikes. It also seems to attract all rain toward it, and is able to change those mysterious labels. It also seems to energize the clouds… Ah yes. This is how Void Clouds are made. Take note all of you trying to learn the secrets of void. and the ability to cause earthquakes.
THE SPEED OF AIR
At this stage, the Voidwalker is radiating an aura similar to the one of a dying enderdragon. It also seems to be blasting and attracting air. It looks like Eglarbroad severely under explained on this page. The “aura” is the light coming out of a dying enderdragon. The “blasting and attracting air” is the Voidwalker gaining an immense gravitational pull to certain objects. Even I do not know how it works.
TEMPORAL MADNESS
It would seem as if at this stage the Voidwalker grew a temporal dislocator button. When pressed, the Voidwalker disappears more specifically, it gets dislocated to a different point in time and a Rift in space appears. Basically, the absence of anything, the absence of something and nothing at the same time. Then it starts sending out beams of multicolored light that infuse things with Void Energy.
THE —Continuation
Why, hello. I shall be taking over writing from this point on… I was able to control that pen. Well, I suggest you re-read some pages now that you have the monocle. The ink I write in can only be seen by the monocle. I shall be writing in red nulled ink for clarity. This is basically an introduction page. But by now it seems if the Rift is… doing some normal closing procedures. I shall be slowing down the writing, as I do not see a need to write a page whenever that timer ticks. By the end of this chapter, an event will happen. Eglarbroad Vandelsnatch has been stripped of his exosuit. Nothing can protect him now.
THE VOID
Ah, well it is about time I start writing these pages by myself. Well, the Void is a place that anyone with enough experience can manipulate at will. For example, I am one of them. But enough of that. The Void is accessible through a Voidwalker. More modifications are possible to be made. I might get back to writing this book soon, explaining various modifications that could be done on top of this one. The Void is populated with a plethora of creatures. You may want to read Void Mythology, though, to know about them all.
THE MISSION
ZOOXZKH. Oh, you did not think I would just blurt out my plans, did you? Well, this is only in case I forget about… various things. Well… Plpa, Z evnp ul xpbqai IzsegSzbch mv qn tifvpx Pr Iym Iqmw. Hpiywhil, moi detl yer as vvb gjikl axcT og xh nii kpeqyzo scv ws vlhzi Vcqgel Wbrvvwau xalr ptbvxeml xwv Oykxvo Ggpagcp. Moigv evnp ul qpeg bdwmhgAva nnsgn xwv ena, mgjpjuqai qr hteimavmvl'w urdbtmml qds. Ernp, moei za nnp B jec kpvpo hm ei kpvu thpri. Nmyn, mm pw izur vs VPTWVZ.
CWTKJ
END BOOKPOST
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12/50 Enoch + 1 fseftr
6/25 Health Care Package
Chaos' Sinker && The Red Dwarf && Ghast Hide = Netherraria (Level 10: 6/11)
> K4yne & Robo-K4yne: Fastbot Special on the Monolith.
I help fseftr and Serpent once.
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Rocketmodder Armor 2/??
Time to actually summon something, I guess...
Wait, I'm still a Trickster. :/ Probably.
I roll the Combatdice of Zillywen, aided by my Trickster shenaniganery.
By the way, why are they so terrible? Is it just my choice of target, or something else?
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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I equip the MAGIC HAT modus! A full set of DAPPER GENTLEMAN'S APPAREL spontaneously appears on my person, along with the MAGIC TOP HAT and MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS!
I hop, skip, and jump up to the Godmodder, place the MAGIC TOP HAT over his Omega Helmet, and p...u...l...l... the Omega Helmet off of his head with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS! But wait, there's more! I gesture downward with the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS and a Chaos Pearl shatters against the Godmodder's skull!
I pull the MAGIC TOP HAT away and search for Dimentio...
Now for Dimentio.
I flourish the MAGIC HAT OPERATOR THAT LOOKS SUSPCIOUSLY LIKE A BLACK WAND WITH WHITE CAPS, and create a tunnel of force, pulling the various things in Dimentio's general direction, especially Dimentio, in my general direction, specifically into the giant mass of Captchalogue cards I have acquired specifically for this gambit! ((If he doesn't somehow resist the MAGIC TOP HAT)) I then pull Dimentio out of the MAGIC TOP HAT...And throw him at the Godmodder! And since the Godmodder's power is almost that of the Nemesis ability...Ah, this is going to be FUN!
I cast Epic Paradox Resolution Bolt at Dimentio, assuming he didn't lose his weapon in the attack!
I shoot an enemy with my new weapon, on every single mode!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=[12 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[12 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[3 / 25]= The Queen
I whip out THE OTHER SIDE and pump it into the Frost Wraiths, for teh heals.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Also I equip the Omega Helmet I got if the MAGIC TOP HAT succeeded in my first gambit.
I also use Chaos Strike on Dimentio's paradoxical items, attempting to induce a spontaneous variation rendering them nonparadoxical! Failing that I just use it on Dimentio. ((Moon drop version))
I use Teleslash on Dimentio if possible. If not I just Lesser Teleport and slash him.
I then throw Dimentio at Lord Dome utilizing the MAGIC TOP HAT or perhaps just telekinesis.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
9,000 damage! Dimentio is caught off guard by the tricky maneuvers you're using...
GREEN LOLLY: A green lollipop. It appears to be attracted towards something.
RED SUCKER: A red lollipop. It appears to be attracted towards something.
You join the two lollipops to create the SPIRAL SUCKER.
SPIRAL SUCKER = OHG1OHGK
You lick the SPIRAL SUCKER, causing you to undergo a dramatic transformation. You slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and... Wait. You just said that whole monologue up there. Regardless, you enter TRICKSTER MODE.
You are now 901% more colorful, happy, exuberant, magical, frolicking, and most importantly,
CAUCASIANPEACHY.I'm not prepared to do punch card alchemy...
GUST CROSSBOW: A powerful crossbow that uses the winds to attack.
87,800 damage to Dimentio!
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENCORE
You use up 5 of every Sacred Item.
20,000 damage to Dimentio!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => DEEP FREEZE
You cleave an arc through the sky with The Big Chill, a snowstorm emanating from you as everything around you slowly decreases in temperature... You focus all the cold to fire a blast of pure ice at Dimentio! 8,000 damage!
You use the Waluigi Thyme on Clippy!
Gust Crossbow || Gale = The Foul Wind (Level 2: 1/3)
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => HAMMER TIME
7,500 damage!
Too late for that now...
The HMAS Alex is dead, so the attack fails!
No! TV Tropes isn't canon! The Godmodder can't be affected by it. Everything else can, though, explaining Paradox Dimentio's rampage. I know earlier I said that you haven't seen anything yet compared to the horrors you'll face in this battle, but that doesn't mean Paradox Dimentio is a low threat! piono isn't bluffing. He can take out the universe... Stop him!
iT LOOKS lie/// // //////////////////// / //query:
20,000 damage!
For the time being.
15,000 damage!
7,500 damage!
Falling Skies -c The Dedodaded WAM = The Wham Line (1/4)
Golden Honey Cake && Potion of Nectar = Nectar Cake (Level 3: 1/4)
POTION OF NECTAR: A golden potion. Imbues the drinker with much healing and attack power.
ELDRITCH LAMP: A lamp imbued with dark, eldritch power.
BOTTLED VOID VISINK: A bottle filled with a strange, inky substance thriving with arcane properties.
Book > Fine = Enchanting Book (Level 1: 1/2)
Cold-Fusion Power Cell && Mutated Flux Phage Canister && Omnipresent Matter Injector = Nuclear Phage Canister (Level 5: 1/6)
Voidmetal Electromagnetic Ring && Layline Void Activator && Arcane Beam Focuser = Voidmetal EM Pulser (Level 5: 1/6)
ENCHANTING BOOK: A book that can grant a random enchantment to a weapon on an anvil.
Enchanting Book > Fine = Recipe Book (Level 2: 1/3)
You use Bipolarity. 5,000 damage!
Poppy || Rose Petal = R̸̷ó̀҉$̀æ̴ ̧͟͡(̨͢⌠̡͡ë҉̴v̷̶̨É̴͏l͘͜͞ ͘͞͠1̴̸:̶̡ ̢Γ/͏̢2)͏̢
Oh god...
You cannot be the Godmodder. Only the Godmodder can be the Godmodder.
I try to post every day, but sometimes am pressed for time.
10,000 damage to General Oinksalot!
Stalinator added!
All Pigmen are dead!
Clippy is currently under the effects of the Waluigi Thyme...
HMAS Orchid added!
I factored that in upon noticing this post.
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => THEIST'S FOLLY
12,000 damage! Paradox Dimentio hisses...
I hope you're saying that as a joke. Don't you know that ship no longer exists?
+6,000 HP!
4,000 damage!
BOTTLED ANTIPOLARITY: A bottle full of a greyish liquid substance. It appears to hum with a low energy.
Hey! A Chestcannon IS useful! You can store anything you want in it as ammo and then fire it out later! It's virtually indestructible, and its shots have the power of miniature atomic bombs! What more could you want?
Since it apparently takes it a whopping 200 turns for it to be of any use, I suppose it's not OP...
10,000 damage!
6-6-3-8-5-3-4-7
A massive chunk of amethyst falls down from the sky, chiseling itself into a dunce cap that rests on Clippy's head. He is unaffected thanks to the Waluigi Thyme...
The Tarrasque does not understand good and evil! It remains Neutral.
4,000 damage to LORD DOME!
3,000 damage to all Frost creatures!
8,000 damage to LORD DOME!
5,000 damage to the Monolith!
4,000 damage!
Oblivion's Autobow && Bottled Antipolarity = Antipolar Autobow (Level 10: 1/11)
Missile-Mecha added!
7,500 damage to the Frost Wyrm!
Wait... Didn't I say you couldn't use other Special Attacks while under the effects of Blue Skies? I did, didn't I...
You instead go for Aggression, dealing 12,000 damage to the Frost Wyrm!
Well, the PLAYERS are code-based at least. Wilson isn't; he shouldn't exist in vanilla Minecraft, so I have reason to suspect something else is at play here.
I officially can't even. What is happening here...?
OCTAVE OF SIN:
A set of eight golden dice, imbued with the holy power of Notch himself. Its attacks tend to lean towards holiness and His diWait a minute. Notch is the Fallen God now. How will this affect your alchemy?The planet doesn't have a health bar!
5,000 damage!
R̵̡̯̦̞̙̗̤̻͖͕̥̦ͭ̉̉̌͘͢͢Ř̵̢̥̞̝͈̣͙̭̱̦͙̤͓̣̤͒ͫ̍͐̀͟͝ͅŖ̷̵̱͇̲͇͈̺̑̐̉̍͑ͣ͂̆͛ͭͨ͒̓̔͑̚͡R̮̤̣̜̅͌ͦ̈́̌̃͂͂̑͒ͦ́͘͝R̸̸̰̣̟̲̱̩̫͚̮̠̭̙̆̃̊̂ͧ͘̕͜ͅͅR̶̷̛̺̙̣͕̘͇̗̼̫͒̌̽ͣ͆̄ͥ̃ͣ̚R̴̜͍̙̥̭̯̗̹̄ͯͫ͑̆ͥͦ̇ͫͪ̆ͣ͘͢R̸̢̳͖̯͕͕̳̺͒ͮ̓ͨͭ̑̊̃ͨ͝Ṙ̴̛̥̗͎̲̹̭̬̖͇̬͑̃͆̍͆ͤͬ͆͋̃̉͝Ŗ̸͙̥͓̼͙̦̺̣̱̜̩ͯ͌͆̏ͪ͗̄̓̓͊͌̊̀͘͢Ŗ̱̮̼̬̩̼͔̮͍̠̜͖͕̎͋̓͂̇̃̉͛̈̎̿͘ͅR̶͋̍ͥ̔̍̎ͮ҉̖̻̼͙̭̙̖̣͉̝̮̮̰̞̗Ŗ̪͇̥̬̼̳̼͖͉̘̲̯͕̏̔̒ͦͫ̓̌̑̄͊̍͑̿́͘͘͡R̶͎̩̹͍̙̮̺̳̼̙ͭͪ̋͋̒͌̈͑͑ͥͮ̾̿̓̀̚͟͠Ȓ̨͇̯̳̲̖̖̪͑̆̊̾͑ͣ̇̚͢Ŗ̛̼͙̗͔̪̗̯͎͗ͯ̿̔ͤͭ̓̔̈̍ͣ͊̓̈́͒̓͆̚͜͡ͅR̶̛̭͈̖̗̻̘̫͍̞͈̥̯̹̔ͫ̌̒͑/////
Ugh. It's acting up again.
3,000 damage!
S.S. DUCKIE: A boat model whose architecture and structure resembles that of a rubber duck. Despite that, it isn't actually made out of rubber, and is just painted wood.
Paradox Dimentio banishes the airstirke to a foreign spot in the Furthest Ring!
6,000 damage!
I need a blind idiot translation of this.
9,000 damage!
9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9
OH BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nether Parasite killed!
The reason they tend to produce unfavorable results is because their Prankster Gambits are maxed out, resulting in their attacks working against you, since your Gambit is, compared to theirs, next to nothing. In short, their clowny antics are just plain unlucky.
Instead of pulling the Omega Helmet off the Godmodder, a white rabbit just appears on his head.
Paradox Dimentio shoots a paradox beam at the Magic Hat, turning it into said white rabibit.
8,000 damage to Z!
+10,000 HP!
13,000 damage to Dimentio! You cannot target Dimentio's paradoxical items!
It LoOkS lIkE yOu'Re TrYiNg To UsE A###################
LORD DOME kills the Frost Wyrm! Paradox Dimentio deals 30,000 damage to both Generals! The two Generals deal 8,000 damage to HMAS Modpack! Clippy floats in the air erratically, emanating a purple light... The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to HMAS Modpack!
HMAS Modpack deals 4,000 damage to Japhet! The Tarrasque deals 3,000 damage to Z! The Stalinator deals 5,000 damage to a Ghast Tentacle! The Missile Mecha deals 3,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio, the Scythe of Democracy, and General Ghastken!
The Frost Wraiths deal 5,000 damage to Japhet!
Japhet deals 5,000 damage to HMAS Modpack! Z and the HMAS Orchid deal 7,500 damage to Paradox Dimentio! The Godmodder kills HMAS Modpack and deals 5,000 damage to the Monolith just because.
THE OPERATOR watches the whole conflict go down and whirls his Faceless Eight in between his tentacles. Soon, after this whole fracase with Dimentio is over, it will be the right time to use them. For now, he lashes out with his tentacles to deal 30,000 damage to Paradox Dimentio.
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 205,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 139,500/300,000. Bill: IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 47,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 759,700/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 105,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 62,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 7,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Nether Parasite: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x9.)
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 344,000/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
Tarrasque: [N] HP: 70,000/75,000. Swallow Whole: III
Stalinator: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Missile-Mecha: [N] HP: 30,000/30,000. Missile Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Left Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000. Right Rocket Launcher: 15,000/15,000.
Frost Wraiths: [AG] HP: 42,000/50,000. (x2.)
Japhet: [PG] HP: 74,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 56,000/70,000.
HMAS Orchid: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 27.
The Nether:
Fortress Entrance~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 2: Stone Sword. XP: 23,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 5: Blizzardman. XP: 875/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER] / TELESLASH
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 3: Chair Knight. XP: 17,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIR CRACKER / CHAIRSTORM
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: Two-Sided. XP: 1,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 21,400/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 6,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 3: Tango Troop. XP: 32,425/35,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE / DINNERTIME
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 6: Thaumcrafter. XP: 55,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION] / COLD FRONT / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 3: Alchemy Boy. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE / HELLA DICEROLL
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 2: Bossmaster. XP: 15,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 15,000/25,000.
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 7: War's Fair. XP: 47,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] / COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME] / ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 3: Little Hydra. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY / UNAGI STORM
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 2,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 12,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 6: Absolute Alchemizer. XP: 22,575/75,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY] / DOOMSDAY / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 6: Multiversal. XP: 13,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT N' SHOOT] / HAMMER TIME / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 7: The Lord. XP: 600/125,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED] / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 4: Chaos Wielder. XP: 25,525/40,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED] / HAMMER TIME
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
RIDICULOUS TRICKSTER SHENANIGANS: ALL OF THE ZILLY WEAPONS is used on Dimentio.
I also attempt to turn the Godmodder into a Trickster, despite the fact that that is a horrible idea. Who knows, maybe he'll become INCREDIBLY SACCHARINE TRICKSTER GODMODDER. I then also attempt to turn the Godmoder into a Trickster.
TRICKSTER ALCHEMY
BOW OF ZILLYSOMETHING 11/11 USING TRICKSTER MAJYYKS
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
However! You can't just liberally use alternate threads to try and get work-arounds. In addition, any attempt at cross-thread attacks on the godmodder will automatically fail due to the fact that whichever of him is later in his timeline will remember the attempted attack and block it automatically.
And any attempts to abuse the fact that the tvtropes thread is a canonical SPIN OFF (Remember the spin-off part, if anything I state as canonical in the tvtropes session goes against what twin says here, twin's statement wins. No exceptions. Ever) or any other attempts to abuse canonical spin offs when/if they happen, should and will be dealt with extreme prejudice by all game masters involved. You can do cross-thread attacks (as it would be hypocritical for EITHER of the current game masters to say otherwise), but only if you don't do so trying to get a damage boost out of the fact that its cross-thread unless its been okayed with both GMS beforehand.
So yeah Maniac, although twinbuilder seems to be a bit confused on what I meant by canonical, I agree with him on the unwavering NOPE of that attack.
Also, twin, why in the world am I not getting any experience at all?
I finish the Foul Wind
9/11 for Diluvium
I finish the Psi-shell. Combat Operandi involving Ultimatum are going to get ridiculously over powered as I get new ammo types.
47/50 for Heart Breaker
9/15 for charged attack
It seems there is hope, for Dimentio takes 164200 damage from the tropers. (For reference, that makes Dimentio's health from the start of the round 595500... hmm... this is going a little too quick, time to step things up a bit eh?)
Then Impending Doom goes off for the first time.
The loud, raucous, mad laughter from before intensifies, it becomes painful, and then the source of it appears.
A large group of clowns, dressed in blacks and purples similar to Dimentio appear. All of them have paradox energy bouncing on their fingertips.
They are Dark Carnival Cultists.
Every round, a number of Cultists get summoned, they will block attacks aimed at Dimentio, as well as attack entities to keep the field clear. They have no regard for their own lives and already have a sanity of somewhere in the negative thousands. They will do nothing but protect Dimentio and destroy whatever they perceive as a threat.
Up in the sky, you see flickers. Flickers of faces, screened by masks.
The faces of legions of Dark carnival cultists. They have come for what they believe to be Rapture.
An event that must not, under any circumstances, come to pass.
Oh yeah, and they have 10000 hit points. Each.
Put about 25 of them on the field this round, the average per round addition will be somewhere between five and ten twin, and considering the fact that this needs to last AT LEAST until after that first paradox burst and he's already at half health in round two... I think some Overpowered abilities are due.
Suddenly, out of the portal flies two objects. First, a large boulder, that smashes into a random entity other than Dimentio or the cultists, and second, an avada kedavra curse that hits Clippy.
This is not Dimentio's attack.
Piono curses and uses Deep Freeze Lvl2: Big Chill on paradox dimentio...
Or attempts to, as he is blasted from the side by a small barrage of paradox bolts from several dark carnival cultists.
In the nether...
Phobos pulls out the Ocean Floor, then slams it into the ground, create a massive wave of water that slams into the phoenix, disabling its regeneration right off the bat as the internal fires that kept it alive before are extinguished.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The noob army charges in at boss y, and takes out hammers to strike it! But boss y breathes fire all over them, and they end up running around, burning and screaming!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
If I succeed I shoot him at Paradox Dimentio! If not then I just shoot him with my gun!
I also captchalogue a whole bunch of allegedly random but mostly sharp or explosive objects and shoot them at Dimentio!
I fire all four barrels of my thing simultaneously, at Dimentio!
I use Chaos Strike-Portal Power on Dimentio!
I use Snowstorm on Dimentio!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I wear the result. I then get a PARASITE to possess the FROST WRAITH. Finally, I hijack one of HMAS ORCHID's cannons. It fires at Z. It then attacks the ship in retaliation.
I THR()W THE SACRIFICIAL LAMB AND THE BLACK M()N()LITH INT() A FIRE PIT. THE G()DS GET PLEASED BY THIS SACRIFICE.
General 3: 16/40
General 4: 16/40
Twin, Nimble's first cipher is in ATBASH and reads: ALLCAPS. Heh. I'm still trying to figure out the rest....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
42/50 HMAS Ship
42/50 HMAS Ship
42/50 HMAS Ship
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Use aggression on frost wraiths , whatever that means.
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
Hey Wilson.
Could you give me some advice?
How might one make a crit-giving potion?
Continue shooting Dimentio with barrage of objects.
Continue shooting Dimentio with weapon.
Continue continuing.
Continue continuing to continue.
Etc.
*the endless chain of continuations somehow accidentally starts strangling Dimentio!*
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!