@Talist, I'll take the rose petals thank you!
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 7/9)
Dupe Rose Petal
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
Leonstar0: Who AUTO-PASTRIED meh! I target the source with the Fluoitie Oclet.
I fire guns at enemies! ALL the enemies! Blamblamblamblam!
I Major Frostbolt the Phoenix (again)!
I lob a Chaos Pearl at a random PG or H target!
I cast Curse:Major Sunburn at the Godmodder! It gives the Godmodder a sunburn!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Eldritch Lamp 7/8
Bottled Void Visink 7/7!
Ritual Imbuing 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Draught of Infusion 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Woodring Conductance 9/15 (+1 from Leon and self)
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
The secrets of the Infusion Altar are coming quite near to a wrap-up.
I suppose I shall start with a bit of Imbuement instead.
Alchemical Wizardry.
Not alchemies as in weapons and utilities.
17:29, Grayhold Citadel, GodCraft
I walk over to a rather new addition to the Infusion Room. In the basement of the Infusion Room, that is. A tier five Blood Altar, and some Rituals.
The altar seems halfway full, even with the augmented storage level of 150,000 LE. Good. Nay, excellent! I draw the Hazel Wand, a dagger, and a Divination Sigil. Oh, I think I shall have to open up a slot for the energy. Shame. With that, I pull out a Transcendent Blood Orb and an Awakened Activation Crystal as well. I stride over to a nearby odd-looking ritual, and place the Wand on the Master stone. The ritual is activated, and a shriek can be heard as I drag a Shade Elemental from another plane of existence via the ritual. Before it can even strike a single time, I slash through the demon with Fahrenheit -451, and the hack at it with Cancer, instantly killing it. Ah, yes; it dropped a Demon Blood Shard, and it was even so kind as to infuse it with Tenebris as well. As the Shard hits the ground, within the ritual zone, a bolt of red mist strikes both it and the Wand. There is a brief moment in which the mist obscures my vision, and then I see it. The Wand is now slightly twitching.
That was not even the main part. I grab the Wand, and place it within the Altar. The Imbuement begins. I mutter something in an eldritch tongue. Translation:
Oh, dear. I forgot to add more LE.
Then, I slice my hand with the dagger. High elven blood slowly pours into the Altar as well. The grayish-blue fluid floats just above the Draconic blood. Whew. That was certainly close. It appears as if it can now... erm... drink from souls. That was only halfway. The second charge.
I flash-step in front of the two doors, one if which leads to the Arcanex. Opening the second door reveals a very bizarre image. Sideways floating bookshelves with tree sprouting out of them, miniature floating islands, and various ominous-looking trees and other flora, as well as Mana Pools, spreaders, and a copious amount of odd-looking twisted pods that seem to be feeding off of eldritch energy to generate Mana. Behind the thirty-first floating island is a door. I open it and walk through to reveal an underground Dark Forest, complete with all things pertaining to witchcraft/warlockism. Stepping to a nearby table lit by dim candlelight, I examine the book nearby. It is open to the page titled 'Draught of Infusion'.
Redstone Soup
Mellifluous Hunger
Ender Dew
Nightmare Fuel
Refined Evil
Whiff of Magic
8000 Altar Power
The needed physical ingredients were already laid upon this very table beforehand, and the altar has 10,000 power already. Thank goodness for Wither Skeleton Skulls.
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
Then, the power is drained, and I scoop out the liquid from the kettle with a few glass bottles. After that, I flash-step over to the nearby circle of chalk, and place a bottle of the draught and my Wand upon the golden glyph. I wait a few minutes to regain altar power, and activate the rite. When the fumes dissipate, I see the wand... and it is emitting what appear to be pulse of Nightmare Fuel in the form of evil spirits. It appears to drain the energy out of people, instantly giving them a nightmare. It could be useful. 295 posts.
I use The Cold Front on the Monolith.
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And no, the Paradox Dimentio fight is probably going to need some extra help to come even close to reaching the panic threshhold here, given that the tvtropes players have already turned everything they have to killing Paradox Dimentio, and the fact that damage output is so ridiculously high here.
Air alchemy chain! Longbow OR leafblower 1/?
5/11 for Diluvium
7/11 for the psi-shell
43/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack.
Maniac throws a collection of paradoxes involving counters at Dimentio.
Very counter-productive, wouldn't you say?
piono uses Hammer Time on Dimentio
Phobos decides its time to wrap things up in the Nether and creates a massive wave of plasma with Sapphire Sol, so hot that not even the fire immunity of the pigmen can protect them.
Leonstar0: Who AUTO-PASTRIED meh! I target the source with the Fluoitie Oclet.
I redirect and correct your attack away from SERIOUS-BUSINESS, who isn't on the field anymore, to Dimentio. Unless there is a Fluoitie Oclet and that's not a typoed version of the Fluorite Octet.
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor and Ragnarok complete!
JujUs 6/7
I use Hella Diceroll on Dimentio.
I throw the splash potion of CRITMIST on myself, and then use the SINGULARITY WORMHOLE on LORD DOME.
I also use the Quantum Conundrum on the wormholes and singularities, applying a random buff...
It is...
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
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I poke Dimentio... With an ice pick.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of magic +1
Potion of Ambrosa O0O potion of rejuvenation = ??? 2/3
Golden honey cake +1
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 42$ _ CHARGES DONE (+2 from Modpack. (Or technically Alex if I'm not mistaken.)) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
50/50 charge spent x2!
Two purple dragons fly in and land away from the battlefield. They are enderdragons, a seemingly dead race. They are fairly small, for dragons that is, which makes them each about 15 meters long and 4 meters wide. For now, they stay away from the battlefield, unattackable. We already have way too much happening with a sidequest and two boss entities. (These guys are not normal entities, it is the start of a little sidequest I had planned). Wilson notices them and heads over to them, seemingly knowing who these two dragons are.
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake
5/? Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
11/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
50 post - Running from the Monolith.... I reach into my pocket and pull out a long wire attached to a remote detonator. 300,000 cubic meters of air slam into the side of the Monolith.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 1/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 2/15
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII - III I boost my alchemies by 2, and Talist's by 1
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4/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake 2/8 Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown 8/11 Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
50 post 2 moar golems as hostile (can't attack frost entities). 15% damage resistance to frost entities.
EVERYBODY SUMMON FROST ENTITIES!
10 post Zeus's Ire to the Black Monlolith.
I compress 300 million cubic meters of air into a small flashlight sized cylinder. I place it at the base of the Black Monolith and start running. All who were about to attack the Monolith stare confused at me wondering why I'm running.... Maxim 3
Wait, more Frost Golems? Or just Golems? I guess you summon Frost Golems!
YOU CAN ONLY CHARGE YOUR OWN ALCHEMIES, AND ONLY BY ONE EVERY POST! Stop loopholeing!
Something is very wrong here... Hee hee hee. You betcha Cube Boy!
Cube Boy!?!?
10/11 for Levis Ignis
3/11 for Diluvium
5/11 for the psi-shell
41/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
3/15 for charged attack.
Phobos uses grip of Darkness Lvl 2: wave of shadows (or whatever I called it) on the zombie pigmen.
Phobos!!! Finish up in there!!! Why? What's wrong?
DIMENTIO!!!! Gorilla.
Suddenly, on the field...
A massive doorway opens up. It shows another place, words line the sky, but a once-beautiful landscape is the main portion of the view.
It is now ruined, laser blasts explosions, much like what happened to Genericraft over a year ago, and what has happened and is happening to Godcraft.
The notable feature is Dimentio.
He is surrounded by the power of paradoxes, throbbing around him in a field of lethal power.
He holds, in his hands, the Chaos Heart.
The most dangerous weapon in the multiverse. Hee hee hee! The time is now!!!
Hah!
You can't do it! Oh?
You need three auxiliary paradoxes to unleash what you have planned!
You stupid clown, why do you think I let it come anywhere near you? Why do you think I degraded myself for working for the ungodly?
Oh.
Oh... gorilla. Indeed.
From a sleeve somewhere within his hat, Dimentio pulls a magic cueball.
Dimentio looks up into the sky, twinbuilder sees Dimentio looking right. into. his. camera.
Twinbuilder stumbles back, and Dimentio laughs. Thanks to you, dear game master, for the wonderful weapon which you made. Were it not for the paradox generating capabilities of oblivion's destroyer, I might have actually had some difficulty procuring the paradoxes I need.
piono recognizes something.
WAIT! You can't possibly be carrying that cueball! No? why on minecraft not?
That's the one Doc Scratch shot Twinbuilder with! OH! Now why didn't I think of that? How convenient, I do believe that's auxiliary paradox number two!
Dimentio plugs the cueball into the hilt of Oblivion's Destroyer.
The paradox aura around Dimentio grows darker, and darker, and even more dark.
But... but.
Piono sighs in relief.
You're one short! Am I? I believe you'll find that I'm all the paradox I need.
And Dimentio swipes the sword across his own neck.
A paradox clone, his very existence a paradox in its own right.
Three auxiliary paradoxes.
Just enough.
Just enough for an unresolved paradox.
Dark lightning crackles across both worlds, magic goes haywire, electronics short out, everything takes massive amounts of damage.
The sky grows dark.
Dimentio still stands, but now, instead of the jester, he is now but silhouette of paradox energy, holding the bringer of the death of half the multiverse.
Paradox Dimentio: [H]: Hp: 1,000,000
Abilities: active: Dimentio has the ability to block incoming attacks.
The Dark Carnival: 12 charge, complete and total field wipe. All entities besides the godmodder are destroyed, and no further entities can be summoned other than those working for Dimentio until Dimentio is destroyed.
Paradox Surge: 5 charge: A massive wave of paradox energy, akin to the one unleashed upon Dimentio's ascension. Deals massive damage to all entities.
Impending Doom: 2 charge: Every time this ability goes off, Dimentio's attack power is permanently increased.
Dimentio cannot be healed.
((Yes, I okayed this with twin beforehand. Don't worry, you are not alone, the players of the tvtropes thread are attacking this same monstrosity))
And in case you're wondering...
Spoil of War: Chaos Heart: 5 recharge; deals massive damage to ALL entities within target area, no differentiation though, so you will hit your own entities just as hard.
piono is knocked back by the massive paradox burst, and falls to the ground.
He stands up, looks around in panic, pulls out the Ultimatum, loads it with omega bullets, and fires it on full auto at Paradox Dimentio.
KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM!!! KILL HIM NOW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT LIVES!!!! THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER FACED!!!! HE'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF US!!! FOR REAL!!!!
In a far distant place, a seal remains unbroken. Suddenly, everything grows dark.
The clown smiles.
With a massive spin, the seal is broken, and red energy flows out across everywhere, but amongst the vortex of paradoxes, it goes unnoticed. FINALLY!!!
In another universe...
A girl sits at her computer.
Then feels the entire room rock. She clambers out of the fallen chair, looks at the sky of Godcraft, and curses. 8h Wh8t th8
Paradox Dimentio added!
Wait... what?
...THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER FACED!!!!...
Blue: Blue skies on the frost wyrm
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
HMAS Victor: Bioannihilator the frost wyrm
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => BLUE SKIES
You expend 8 of every Sacred Item!
All the skies in GodCraft are clear! There's not a cloud in sight... And the sun is shining! That is, until it disappears and plunges the server into a starless void. Thunder claps, and lightning momentarily blinds the players! Yet there is no storm visible that can produce such phenomena... A massive lightning bolt appears at your feet, charged with pure energy! It doesn't disappear, and hangs between the sky and the ground. The skies above you turn blue again, but not due to the sun... Unearthly magic is coursing above you, changing the hue of the void.
It's almost as if the gods themselves are creating a bridge between your world and theirs... The lightning bolt collapses in on itself, forming a rod of crackling electricity! It is encapsulated in a bronze cylinder. Not just any bronze... Celestial bronze. It is the Master Bolt of Zeus. You wield Ultramarine and plug the Master Bolt in as ammunition. A stunning transformation takes place.
You now wield the AURORA LAZULI.
> fseftr: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION
You fire at the Frost Wyrm, bringing with your shots pure globes of energy that create thunderstorms on impact! 13,000 damage! You then call in the Bionannihilator, destroying its Armor completely!
I click "yes" in response to Clippy's question. Clippy will now help us all be someone. Who will we be? THE SUSPENSE
> The_Serpent: Be Bill Cipher.
You are now BILL CIPHER. Otherwise known as THE TRIANGLE GUY, you are currently HOMESTUCK. That is to say, you are busy wandering around the meaningless and plentiful halls of APERTURE SCIENCE, which is where you currently reside. It is the base of operations for the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT'S PLANS OF COUNTEROPERATIONS, and YOUR OWN PLANS FOR COUNTER-COUNTER-OPERATIONS, which are being orchestrated by you, IKEA, GLaDOS, and PROJECT BINARY.
You feel like you should do something, but don't exactly know what it is to do. You have a lot of INTERESTS, mainly involving STRIKING DEALS and MESSING WITH PEOPLE, but you don't really feel like getting into that right now. You could always skip a dimension westward and fool around there, but there's the aforementioned feeling of doing something getting in your way.
For someone who knows lots of things, this is disconcerting.
You suppose you could talk to PROJECT BINARY, the massive SUPERCOMPUTER fashioned together by GLaDOS and the remaining scientists here at APERTURE, plus the scientists at the U.S. GOVERNMENT for the express purpose of infiltrating GODCRAFT and subduing THE GODMODDER. You have a feeling that you should, actually... There's something you've been meaning to ask of him for a while.
Wait a minute. Someone's being you. You'd know that feeling anywhere. You quickly kick this person out of your point of view entirely.
> The_Serpent: Snap back to reality.
Looks like that was short-lived.
((That took a while to draw. Worth it.))
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => UNAGI STORM
You levy the fee of 1,500 Spondulicks and call in a platoon of Unagi Soldiers all armed with Dersite Rifles. They aim at the Frost Wyrm and deal 8,500 damage to it.
=[9 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[9 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
I use-
˙ǝbuǝןןɐɥɔ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʇǝɯ ʎןןɐuıɟ ɯ,ı os
So you are.
˙ןɐǝp ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝʞıן pןnoʍ ı 'uıʍʇ
Wait!
¡uǝdo ǝɥʇ uı ʇno ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝן noʎ ¿ǝɹoɟǝq ɹɐʍ ɟo s,ןıods ɹnoʎ uǝןoʇs s,ʎpoqou
This...
This is bad.
(Translated for you people who can't flip their monitors: Lord Dome wants to be greatly healed by Twin. If he is healed, he'll use Waluigi Thyme on Dimento, and if he isn't healed, Twin gets to eat the Thyme. Again.)
+100,000 HP to LORD DOME! Sorry guys. No way in hell I'm doing that again.
I finish Levis Ignis.
4/11 for Diluvium
6/11 for the psi-shell
42/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
4/15 for charge attack
A loud chorus of cackling laughter is heard everywhere... As if billions of mad clowns are watching, waiting.
piono uses Battle Technique: Deep Freeze on Paradox Dimentio (who is immune to status effects by the way, so don't bother trying)
Phobos suddenly looks up as the paradox surge hits the nether. Everything flickers with the dark energy. He frowns, then decides to make the most of the situation, using it by gathering it with his shadow aura, and unleashing it in a beam against the zombie pigmen.
You attempt to use the Battle Technique, but Paradox Dimentio slices your sword in half! Yet it reforms a split second later. The paradoxical nature of that action causes you to disappear into an offshoot timeline comprised entirely of mimes.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3
Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I Told You Dog (Level 5: 1/6)
You use the Vanquisher to cloak and stab LORD DOME! 10,000 damage!
Crudcrudcrud BUFF:TELEKINESIS TELEKINESIS THE THYME OUT OF LORD DOME'S POSSESSION ASAP YOINK!!!!
Extortion:Denied!
I cast Major Chaos Missiles at Lord Dome!
I use all my techniques on Lord Dome!
I smash him into the ground repeatedly with the lingering telekinesis! Then drop him from a great height!
Alchemies: Whatever my current gun is > Fine: 9/9 by now...
It's a Spoil of War! You can't do that!
You fail!
You can't use ALL your techniques at once!
The telekinesis deals 5,000 damage though.
AVATAR'S SIGHTS: A modified rifle with four barrels that each control the four elements: fire, water/ice, earth, and air. All its ammo are imbued with the powers of chaos, and its shots retain the powers of Chaos Pearls, yet where they teleport their targets seem to be different depending on the barrel used.
Hey k4yne! Can you duplicate that cool weapon when you're done for me? Pweeeeeze?
Where are my Parasites? I throw bread crumbs at JAPHET.
I DIDN'T THINK I W()ULD HAVE T() SAY THIS, BUT I'M N()T N()TCH'S BR()THER! THAT WAS A COVERUP! BECAUSE ()F MIND READING P()WERS, I REALIZE WHAT THE G()DM()DDR'S THINKING. BECAUSE OF THAT, I BANISH HIM T() THE V()ID!!!!
General 3: 10/40
General 4: 10/40
._.
5,500 damage!
G()dm()ddr? Who's that? The Godmodder hasn't heard of him.
How did you finish the puzzle so quickly? Did you start at 7/40?
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor 10/11
Ragnarok 10/11
JujUs 5/7 If I was supposed to be collecting grist, why do I need to take time to collect grist for two alchemies that literally cost negative grist? LOGIC. It looks like you're trying to be annoying. Would you like to shut up and die? Y/Y I shoot Clippy with Carcinogenesis. Except the prompt ruse was a distaction from me shooting Dimentio instead!
It looks like you're trying to use logic. Would you like some help with that?
Well, then. It is lucky I was not really looking for the treasure. Rather, I was looking for the Chiseled Sandstone. With that, I enter the temple, and obtain rubbings of every single chiseled sandstone block in the place. Then, I leave, heading towards the closest tundra. I shall parse every script I may.
As I have leveled up, (to the most of my knowledge) I use my newly-obtained skill (if any) on the Monolith. If I do not have any new ones, I use Ogoloth's Cry on Japhet. Then, I set a flock of auguries (the Irish Phoenix, not the seers) on it, hoping to cause some sort of eternal duel. They disappear at the end of the turn, to prevent entity-abundance.
Meanwhile, in the Void, Imminently Deceased waits in perfect tranquility. The radar has not yet perfectly calibrated the position of the targets. Besides, I should do a bit of research on them before I dare drop out of Voidspace.
I cause the Higgs bosons within the particles of Richard's body to decay, causing the specimens to break apart into things less than particles; massless. Yes, particle physics and magic at the same time.
Peering through the Monocle once more, I pass a blank scroll underneath it. Is it blank? Perhaps it is not.
You flash-step towards Japhet and, instead of attacking, raise your mouth to the heavens and emit the most blood-curdling, horrifying scream ever uttered to man. It is a scream of nothingness. Yet to Japhet, it indicates the most terrifying things known to reality... Things that warp space and time itself, things that encompass dimensions we cannot hope to realize. She suffers a massive spike in attack! Her attack this turn will have halfed-damage!
Minecraft avatars don't run on atoms! They run on raw coding.
I suddenly pull an Iceborn Gauntlet out of nowhere, cast a spooky scary skeleton spell to proc the passive, then punch the middlemost pigman. The Iceborn Gauntlet causes a damaging area of ice to form on the ground.
In the overworld, the Control Core Tank blasts Paradox Dimentio with SCIENCE! It does SCIENCE! elemental damage. Don't ask.
Zombie Pigman killed, thanks to the punch and the Ice!
The resulting paradox only fuels Dimentio's power!
Two and a half billion hps for clippy? Dear god this better be a typo... have mercy please. xD
Bottled Pure Void && Antipolar Dust = Bottled Antipolarity (Level 9: 7/10)
Swift snowball gun > Divider (why isnt there a snowball in the supplies?) I add the resulting snowball to the supplies. (can we even do this or how does this work?)
(Dispenser && Gear && Spring) && [Golden Tibervine && Potion of Inferno && (Snowball && Water)] && Cold fusion power cell 1/?
Power vortex gate 1/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Is this OP piono? xD
Crafting Missle-Mecha 26/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Missle Launcher Box HPs: 15000/15000
Left Rocketlauncher-arm: 15000/15000
Right Rocketlauncer-arm HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with a assortment of missle based weapons, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
> Combat technique: This Sentry - Wrangled against Clippy!
Go away Q-Q
You materialize three Level 3 Sentry Guns by using a breadstick, but then see that Clippy surely possesses massive firepower... or something. You decide that the best course of action is to upgrade your Sentry Guns using the Wrangler! Manually controlling the ammo allows for a more accurate range of fire, and the missiles help out too! 200,000,000 damage!
Power vortex gate 2/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Crafting Missle-Mecha 27/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Missle Launcher Box HPs: 15000/15000
Left Rocketlauncher-arm: 15000/15000
Right Rocketlauncer-arm HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with a assortment of missle based weapons, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
Power vortex gate 3/50
Gate HPs: 10.000/10.000
Energy level: 0/200
Red energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Blue energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Yellow energy core HPs: 30.000/30.000
Seems to charge up energy to summon something devastatingly strong, better destroy it before its too late...
Generates 1 energy each thurn.
The gate can only be damaged when no energy cores are alive.
If a energy core dies the gate replaces it by expending 4 energy of its storage.
Damaging one core heals the other alive cores by 33% of the recived damage.
Neither energy cores or the gate have any attacks and can not retailate.
Crafting Missle-Mecha 28/30
HPs: 30000/30000
Missle Launcher Box HPs: 15000/15000
Left Rocketlauncher-arm: 15000/15000
Right Rocketlauncer-arm HPs: 15000/15000
A human sized robot with a assortment of missle based weapons, which independ from each other attack ie. the robot attacks 3 different targets each thurn. Explodes upon death.
There we are. Now every beta-troll alchemy has been made, or is in the making.
I drape curtains upon the Monolith. Curtains of ETERNAL DEATH AND SUFFERING, that is.
I think I shall need a bit more Hazel wood. Why did I not know this would occur?
Infusion time once more, I suppose.
In the Infusion Room, the current status of my development of Sponge-Wielding Advanced Tallow Golems to sop up the Flux Goo has certainly shown. The spotless floors shine. Anyways, to the point; I pull out the Thaumonomicon, and flip to the adequate page:
--------| Hazel Wood |--------
You have discovered a way to transform mundane logs into a superconductive infused log. This material is not only practical, but serves as an amazing repository for magical energy, within certain circumstances. A wand core fashioned from this wood must be channeled through powerful magically conductive caps to work properly.
Oddly enough, the lattice of the wood is capable of sustaining a great deal of modifications. This could be used in many ways... if you knew how to modify it, that is.
Aha! I have found a tundra! Where has it gone... Oh, yes. Simple enough. Sadly, I think I shall have to wait until next post to get within.
CHRYSALIS: A massive bronze lance wrapped in eldritch tentacles. Appears to work well when either running towards your opponent or riding on horseback. Its massive range and deadly sharp blade should provide invaluable for all but the paraplegic.
So, to recap:
To Rust
Chrysalis
Bipolarity
Cancer
Dark Heart
The Matriarch
The Harbinger
Cthonic Octave
Darkleer
Dark Carnavale
Ahab's Crosshairs
Black
Post III
I force Clippy down Japhet's throat.
Hey! Clippy! It looks like you're trying to get stuck in the Japhet's throat. Would you like some help with that?
I then break through some walls and use the Pyro's Beanie to swap hats with Notch. Of course, he has a backup hat, but at least I got his hat. So...
Hat of the Fallen God && 8-ball
Devil's Interval 3/6
Cerberus 3/7
Reading "Portals for Mortals" 3/45
The Beldam 3/35
By the way, why is my Tarrasque
60,000,000 damage!
Fallen God's Hat && 8-Ball = Bowler Hat
BOWLER HAT: A black bowler hat worn by Snowman.
I'm assuming you're asking why it's Neutral. I did this because, upon a Google search, I found that the Tarrasque lacks the capacity to choose good and evil and is usually Neutral.
I KICK THE BLACK M()N()LITH. IT FALLS ()NT() ()NE ()F THE GENERALS.
General 3: 12/40
General 4: 12/40
Dimentio's hat crackles akin to the way a First Guardian's body would, and you find yourself falling into a lava pit! This leaves you unable to attack the Monolith.
Blue: Ultramarine (the battle technique) on the frost wyrm
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
Hey Serpent! Help with PG charges, please.
You cannot use other Battle Techniques while under the effect of the Righteous Aggression. You merely aggress the Frost Wyrm, dealing 14,000 damage. (Probably around what that attack would have done anyway.)
You raise up Aurora Lazuli, and you split into three copies of yourself! One is blue, one is orange, and the other is a flickering grey. Your blue and orange copies create trails of color in the air as you righteously aggress the Frost Wyrm! Your grey copy summons nine hundred or so mimes that stare eerily at the Wyrm. They then trap it in a glass box that crushes the beast, and appears to make it only seem monochrome, devoid of color... 16,000 damage!
Miraj: 27/50 (+1 from Aegis)
That debuff guy: 26/50
+2 to Aegis
I summon a robot to throw bombs at the MonolithCLIPPY and it explodes at the end of the next EOT BATTLE, which is what I had intended the first time.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of Ambrosa +1
Computer &&& RAM card done Potion of Ambrosa O0O potion of rejuvenation = ??? 1/3 Modpack, yes you can take them. I just don't subtract from the stock until the transaction is finished.
Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 40$ _ Wilson's stamina: 49/50 Wilson's stamina B: 49/50 (+2 from me, +2 from Modpack, +1 from Aegis) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x1 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
Okay, BTR added! Bomb-Throwing Robot, of course.
THE DEDODADED WAM: Uh, how much dedodaded wam do you need to run a server?
Potion of Ambrosia 0O0 Potion of Rejuvenation = Potion of Nectar (1/3)
@Talist, I'll take the rose petals thank you!
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Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 7/9)
Dupe Rose Petal
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
Leonstar0: Who AUTO-PASTRIED meh! I target the source with the Fluoitie Oclet.
SERIOUS-BUSINESS did. It was his special attack upon death.
Eldritch Lamp 7/8
Bottled Void Visink 7/7!
Ritual Imbuing 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Draught of Infusion 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Woodring Conductance 9/15 (+1 from Leon and self)
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
The secrets of the Infusion Altar are coming quite near to a wrap-up.
I suppose I shall start with a bit of Imbuement instead.
Alchemical Wizardry.
Not alchemies as in weapons and utilities.
17:29, Grayhold Citadel, GodCraft
I walk over to a rather new addition to the Infusion Room. In the basement of the Infusion Room, that is. A tier five Blood Altar, and some Rituals.
The altar seems halfway full, even with the augmented storage level of 150,000 LE. Good. Nay, excellent! I draw the Hazel Wand, a dagger, and a Divination Sigil. Oh, I think I shall have to open up a slot for the energy. Shame. With that, I pull out a Transcendent Blood Orb and an Awakened Activation Crystal as well. I stride over to a nearby odd-looking ritual, and place the Wand on the Master stone. The ritual is activated, and a shriek can be heard as I drag a Shade Elemental from another plane of existence via the ritual. Before it can even strike a single time, I slash through the demon with Fahrenheit -451, and the hack at it with Cancer, instantly killing it. Ah, yes; it dropped a Demon Blood Shard, and it was even so kind as to infuse it with Tenebris as well. As the Shard hits the ground, within the ritual zone, a bolt of red mist strikes both it and the Wand. There is a brief moment in which the mist obscures my vision, and then I see it. The Wand is now slightly twitching.
That was not even the main part. I grab the Wand, and place it within the Altar. The Imbuement begins. I mutter something in an eldritch tongue. Translation:
Oh, dear. I forgot to add more LE.
Then, I slice my hand with the dagger. High elven blood slowly pours into the Altar as well. The grayish-blue fluid floats just above the Draconic blood. Whew. That was certainly close. It appears as if it can now... erm... drink from souls. That was only halfway. The second charge.
I flash-step in front of the two doors, one if which leads to the Arcanex. Opening the second door reveals a very bizarre image. Sideways floating bookshelves with tree sprouting out of them, miniature floating islands, and various ominous-looking trees and other flora, as well as Mana Pools, spreaders, and a copious amount of odd-looking twisted pods that seem to be feeding off of eldritch energy to generate Mana. Behind the thirty-first floating island is a door. I open it and walk through to reveal an underground Dark Forest, complete with all things pertaining to witchcraft/warlockism. Stepping to a nearby table lit by dim candlelight, I examine the book nearby. It is open to the page titled 'Draught of Infusion'.
Redstone Soup
Mellifluous Hunger
Ender Dew
Nightmare Fuel
Refined Evil
Whiff of Magic
8000 Altar Power
The needed physical ingredients were already laid upon this very table beforehand, and the altar has 10,000 power already. Thank goodness for Wither Skeleton Skulls.
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
Then, the power is drained, and I scoop out the liquid from the kettle with a few glass bottles. After that, I flash-step over to the nearby circle of chalk, and place a bottle of the draught and my Wand upon the golden glyph. I wait a few minutes to regain altar power, and activate the rite. When the fumes dissipate, I see the wand... and it is emitting what appear to be pulse of Nightmare Fuel in the form of evil spirits. It appears to drain the energy out of people, instantly giving them a nightmare. It could be useful. 295 posts.
I use The Cold Front on the Monolith.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE COLD FRONT
And no, the Paradox Dimentio fight is probably going to need some extra help to come even close to reaching the panic threshhold here, given that the tvtropes players have already turned everything they have to killing Paradox Dimentio, and the fact that damage output is so ridiculously high here.
Air alchemy chain! Longbow OR leafblower 1/?
5/11 for Diluvium
7/11 for the psi-shell
43/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack.
Maniac throws a collection of paradoxes involving counters at Dimentio.
Very counter-productive, wouldn't you say?
piono uses Hammer Time on Dimentio
Phobos decides its time to wrap things up in the Nether and creates a massive wave of plasma with Sapphire Sol, so hot that not even the fire immunity of the pigmen can protect them.
I redirect and correct your attack away from SERIOUS-BUSINESS, who isn't on the field anymore, to Dimentio. Unless there is a Fluoitie Oclet and that's not a typoed version of the Fluorite Octet.
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor and Ragnarok complete!
JujUs 6/7
I use Hella Diceroll on Dimentio.
NOTCH'S CROSSBOW ARMOR: The golden armor used by Notch in battle, stocked with built-in crossbows that fire the arrows of light.
RAGNAROK: The sword of darkness itself, forged as an opposite to Excalibur, the sword of light. The aforementioned sword is colloquially referred to as Caledfwlch.
Dimentio scoops up the dice you were about to use and turns them into normal dice! They morph back, but your post is up by the time that happens!
I throw the splash potion of CRITMIST on myself, and then use the SINGULARITY WORMHOLE on LORD DOME.
I also use the Quantum Conundrum on the wormholes and singularities, applying a random buff...
It is...
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
Miraj: 27/50
That debuff guy: 27/50 I poke Dimentio... With an ice pick.
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of magic +1 Potion of Ambrosa O0O potion of rejuvenation = ??? 2/3 Golden honey cake +1 Alchemy Emporium: The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it.
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 42$ _ CHARGES DONE (+2 from Modpack. (Or technically Alex if I'm not mistaken.)) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
50/50 charge spent x2! Two purple dragons fly in and land away from the battlefield. They are enderdragons, a seemingly dead race. They are fairly small, for dragons that is, which makes them each about 15 meters long and 4 meters wide. For now, they stay away from the battlefield, unattackable. We already have way too much happening with a sidequest and two boss entities. (These guys are not normal entities, it is the start of a little sidequest I had planned). Wilson notices them and heads over to them, seemingly knowing who these two dragons are.
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 1/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 2/15
LORD DOME deals 400,000,000 damage to Clippy! Paradox Dimentio destroys the Frost Wall and deals 500,000,000 damage to Clippy! The two Generals deal 8,000 damage to Japhet! The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to HMAS Alex!
HMAS Alex and Modpack deal 8,000 damage to LORD DOME! The Tarrasque deals 50,000,000 damage to Clippy!
The Frost entities deal 15,000 damage to Z!
Z and Japhet deal 7,500 damage to HMAS Alex! The Godmodder finishes it off and deals 550,000,000 damage to Clippy! He takes notice of the growing influence in the Hostile region... Perhaps he should do something about the alignment as a whole. We don't want too much of those running around...
The Wither Skeletons quickly finish off the remaining Zombie Pigman in the area! You can advance to the next level now!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 239,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME:[H BOSS] HP: 168,500/300,000. Bill:IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 50,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 145,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 95,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
Alright. Let's do this.
I shoot Dimentio with the Combatdice of Zillywen fired from Points Constellae. This somehow counts as using a level 9 alchemy, and not as using a level 10 alchemy. Seeing as these dice don't even deal damage, I'd think this is a massive improvement. And before you ask, I combined them with arrows. Not with alchemy. Just normal captchalogue combining.
JujUs 7/7 Complete. Let's do this. But first I duplicate it.
I join the suckers into a SPIRAL SUCKER, which I captchalogue and flip turn-ways. In non-Recipe modus, if you please.
BLAP
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the goofjester tongues. ...Blame Hussie for this. And Twin, while you're at it.
Well, let's do this.
GMSARMOR (GM's armor) || PCHOOOOO 1/?? That's right, getting some punch code alchemy up in this.
...
I JUST GOT TWINJA'D.
Hello, twin, could you please get to Dimentio's health quickly? I need to know what it is in order to be able to finish the tvtropes update. Even if you don't properly finish all the battle, I need to know Dimentio's health specifically.
Also, twin. Dimentio may not be the strongest entity ever, he is however the most dangerous.
Do you know what The Dark Carnival ability is a field wipe? That signifies the beginning of the deaths of almost every universe connected to Godcraft, around five per round the first two rounds, then growing exponentially in number each round. After the equivalent of seven rounds, Paradox Space and Earth would be reached by the resulting catastrophe and completely destroyed, rendering the entire game finished in a game over that only the posters (Because of some strange essence about him) would survive, and even then they would be chained within the paradox until it was removed, but they would find complete desolation, but more on that later. No chance for anyone. Not even Lord English. Not even the OP King could survive being at the epicenter of a second unresolved paradox, and this one unrestrained.
The entire multiverse would be plunged into utter chaos as the Author and the handful of other beings in the multiverse on his level scramble to keep the last shreds of the multiverse from being consumed, and finally manage to close it down. All in all? The survival rate of universes would be roughly in the googolths (one divided by one googol) of a percent, and the survival rate of living beings even lower than that because most of the universes that manage to survive would still be torn apart at the seams.
Finally, after all of that, the Players (just a little thing I came up with to explain why our characters are of such great importance, basically, when you become a protagonist in a story that the vast majority of the multiverse gets dragged into (mostly just the godmodding wars, but others before it. The godmodding wars are just the biggest) you become what is called a Player. Players don't die. Ever. You can chain them, weaken them, but they will always come back eventually. The Godmodder is the Player to end all Players. Literally the only way to even chain him would be to destroy the Narrative itself) would find themselves in the remnants of the multiverse. completely shattered, and with very little left to fight over. Now not only immortal, but literally the most powerful things in existence because everything else except for maybe one or two completely worn out higher beings (like the Author) trying to regain some energy was either worn down by the paradox waves or completely and utterly obliterated.
Dimentio may not be the biggest boss... Basically, in terms of power scale, consider him the biggest glass cannon of all time. Capable of destroying the entire multiverse in one attack, but only has 1M health. As you can guess, if, somehow, he gets off the field wipe, Me and you'd take him down before the dying universes could begin interfering with plot, but keep that in mind, that's what unresolved paradoxes can do.
Also, Impending Doom will have a tangible, described effect each time, to avoid GM muddling.
I finish the gust crossbow
6/11 for Diluvium
8/11 for the psi-shell
44/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan. Screw that, I need something to kill the clown: Heart Breaker
6/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 87800 damage from the tvtropes session.
The sky grows darker, the wind picks up, dark paradox lightning crackles down from the sky all over the place.
Everything is at stake.
Suddenly, the portal to tvtropia glows white, and a massive mountain flies out of it, smashing to pieces, sending boulders flying various different places. This happens in addition to Dimentio's usual attack.
piono uses Combat Operandi: Encore! and reattempts battle technique: Deep Freeze.
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=TURN ONE=
=[11 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[11 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[2 / 25]= The Queen
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Don't feed it to Dimento!
That could potentially destroy the universe!
Twice!
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇqnop ʎןsnoıɹǝs ı
¿ǝɯʎɥʇ ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇıɐʍ
Oh, uh...
I fed the Thyme to Clippy. That won't destroy the world.
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Hello, twin, could you please get to Dimentio's health quickly? I need to know what it is in order to be able to finish the tvtropes update. Even if you don't properly finish all the battle, I need to know Dimentio's health specifically.
Wait. Dimentio is still at 1,000,000 HP?
Okay, I meant for him to block SOME attacks, that's a little bit overkill, especially considering what he's going to be doing this round...
Gust crossbow OR gale 1/?
7/11 for Diluvium
9/11 for the psi-shell
45/50 for Heart Breaker
7/15 for charged attack
piono uses battle technique: hammer time on PAradox Dimentio
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The L()rd is a seperate person, Twin. As such, Black Monolith still takes damage.
I throw an iceberg at HMAS Alex. It then crashes into HMAS Modpack, which the crashes into Japhet. I love when things come together!
General 3: 13/40
General 4: 13/40
ANGRY AT B()TH WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND THE FACT THAT THE EDIT()R ATE MY PART ()F THIS P()ST, I UNLEASH MY FINAL F()RM CREATE A P()RTAL T() THE TVTR()PES THREAD. I G() UP T() DIMENTI(), G() BEHIND HIM, AND TELEP()RT T() THE G()DM()DDER, KICKING HIM IN. HE SEES HIMSELF IN THE TVTR()PES THREAD, AND, DUE T() TIME SHENANIGANS, B()TH G()DM()DDERS TAKE DAMAGE. THEN, ()UR G()DM()DDER GETS TELEP()RTED BACK T() THIS THREAD. ALL IN UNDER A SEC()ND. DIMENTI(), A LITTLE SURPRISED AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED, IS N()W VULNERABLE T() THE NEXT ATTACK.
+2 Erelye
Fluorite Octet && Notch Apple && Health Potion = Octave of Sin (Level 8: 7/9)
Dupe Rose Petal
Dupe stuff & charge ect. -2 dup for alchemy
Leonstar0: Who AUTO-PASTRIED meh! I target the source with the Fluoitie Oclet.
I Major Frostbolt the Phoenix (again)!
I lob a Chaos Pearl at a random PG or H target!
I cast Curse:Major Sunburn at the Godmodder! It gives the Godmodder a sunburn!
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Yoshi Car Morph Bubble: 2/5
I throw Rare at the godmodder.
Eldritch Lamp 7/8
Bottled Void Visink 7/7!
Ritual Imbuing 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Draught of Infusion 20/20! (+1 from Leon x2 and self)
Woodring Conductance 9/15 (+1 from Leon and self)
+1 to Leon and Eglarbroad.
The secrets of the Infusion Altar are coming quite near to a wrap-up.
I suppose I shall start with a bit of Imbuement instead.
Alchemical Wizardry.
Not alchemies as in weapons and utilities.
17:29, Grayhold Citadel, GodCraft
I walk over to a rather new addition to the Infusion Room. In the basement of the Infusion Room, that is. A tier five Blood Altar, and some Rituals.
The altar seems halfway full, even with the augmented storage level of 150,000 LE. Good. Nay, excellent! I draw the Hazel Wand, a dagger, and a Divination Sigil. Oh, I think I shall have to open up a slot for the energy. Shame. With that, I pull out a Transcendent Blood Orb and an Awakened Activation Crystal as well. I stride over to a nearby odd-looking ritual, and place the Wand on the Master stone. The ritual is activated, and a shriek can be heard as I drag a Shade Elemental from another plane of existence via the ritual. Before it can even strike a single time, I slash through the demon with Fahrenheit -451, and the hack at it with Cancer, instantly killing it. Ah, yes; it dropped a Demon Blood Shard, and it was even so kind as to infuse it with Tenebris as well. As the Shard hits the ground, within the ritual zone, a bolt of red mist strikes both it and the Wand. There is a brief moment in which the mist obscures my vision, and then I see it. The Wand is now slightly twitching.
That was not even the main part. I grab the Wand, and place it within the Altar. The Imbuement begins. I mutter something in an eldritch tongue. Translation:
Oh, dear. I forgot to add more LE.
Then, I slice my hand with the dagger. High elven blood slowly pours into the Altar as well. The grayish-blue fluid floats just above the Draconic blood. Whew. That was certainly close. It appears as if it can now... erm... drink from souls. That was only halfway. The second charge.
I flash-step in front of the two doors, one if which leads to the Arcanex. Opening the second door reveals a very bizarre image. Sideways floating bookshelves with tree sprouting out of them, miniature floating islands, and various ominous-looking trees and other flora, as well as Mana Pools, spreaders, and a copious amount of odd-looking twisted pods that seem to be feeding off of eldritch energy to generate Mana. Behind the thirty-first floating island is a door. I open it and walk through to reveal an underground Dark Forest, complete with all things pertaining to witchcraft/warlockism. Stepping to a nearby table lit by dim candlelight, I examine the book nearby. It is open to the page titled 'Draught of Infusion'.
Redstone Soup
Mellifluous Hunger
Ender Dew
Nightmare Fuel
Refined Evil
Whiff of Magic
8000 Altar Power
The needed physical ingredients were already laid upon this very table beforehand, and the altar has 10,000 power already. Thank goodness for Wither Skeleton Skulls.
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
*plosh*
Then, the power is drained, and I scoop out the liquid from the kettle with a few glass bottles. After that, I flash-step over to the nearby circle of chalk, and place a bottle of the draught and my Wand upon the golden glyph. I wait a few minutes to regain altar power, and activate the rite. When the fumes dissipate, I see the wand... and it is emitting what appear to be pulse of Nightmare Fuel in the form of evil spirits. It appears to drain the energy out of people, instantly giving them a nightmare. It could be useful. 295 posts.
I use The Cold Front on the Monolith.
Air alchemy chain! Longbow OR leafblower 1/?
5/11 for Diluvium
7/11 for the psi-shell
43/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan
5/15 for charged attack.
Maniac throws a collection of paradoxes involving counters at Dimentio.
Very counter-productive, wouldn't you say?
piono uses Hammer Time on Dimentio
Phobos decides its time to wrap things up in the Nether and creates a massive wave of plasma with Sapphire Sol, so hot that not even the fire immunity of the pigmen can protect them.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I redirect and correct your attack away from SERIOUS-BUSINESS, who isn't on the field anymore, to Dimentio. Unless there is a Fluoitie Oclet and that's not a typoed version of the Fluorite Octet.
Alchemies continue.
Notch's Crossbow Armor and Ragnarok complete!
JujUs 6/7
I use Hella Diceroll on Dimentio.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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NEW Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = ??? 2/??
Enderbox Gamma || Antimatter X-Box = Antibox Gamma 4/6
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 6/11
I throw the splash potion of CRITMIST on myself, and then use the SINGULARITY WORMHOLE on LORD DOME.
I also use the Quantum Conundrum on the wormholes and singularities, applying a random buff...
It is...
SHREK!
G E T S H R E K E D!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
=-=-=-=-= Wilson =-=-=-=-=
Potion of magic +1
Current status: open _ Total wealth = 42$ _ CHARGES DONE (+2 from Modpack. (Or technically Alex if I'm not mistaken.)) --------- Items: Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (2$) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (4$) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (2$) <|> Diablo x1 (lvl 7 weapon 10$) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x1 (3$) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x1 (3$) <|> Extended potion of cuts x1 (3$) <|> Splash potion of Critmist x1 (3$) Potion of Ambrosa x2 (2$) <|> Potion of lucid dreaming x1 <|> Potion of dreams x1
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
24/50 Attacking...
24/50 Attacking...
========== 47%
Gee... It's getting kinda humid out here....
2/10 Misc...
10/10x20 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
50/50 x3 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
INVENTORY: Potion of lucid dreaming, Potion of Magic, and Potion of Imagination
Azura's Dark Star IIIII
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
5/? Arctic Tide AND Steam AND Earthquake
5/? Tartarus' Blade AND Hade's Crown
11/? Hephaestus On Ice AND Eternal Fire
50 post - Running from the Monolith.... I reach into my pocket and pull out a long wire attached to a remote detonator. 300,000 cubic meters of air slam into the side of the Monolith.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
=[10 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[10 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[1 / 25]= The Queen
I use Providence's Topper on Japhet.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 44/50
( ͡0 ͜_ ͡0) 37/40
NEW Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = ??? 3/??
Enderbox Gamma || Antimatter X-Box = Antibox Gamma 5/6
Enderbox Gamma && Antimatter X-Box && Black Hole Blade && Pumpkin = Gofoddwfn 7/11
I S H R E K P U N C H T H E M O N O L I T H!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 1/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 8/8
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 6/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 2/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Wait, more Frost Golems? Or just Golems? I guess you summon Frost Golems!
YOU CAN ONLY CHARGE YOUR OWN ALCHEMIES, AND ONLY BY ONE EVERY POST! Stop loopholeing!
5,000 damage to the Monolith!
Paradox Dimentio added!
Wait... what?
...THIS IS BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE HAVE EVER FACED!!!!...
Pfft. You ain't seen nothing yet.
> fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => BLUE SKIES
You expend 8 of every Sacred Item!
All the skies in GodCraft are clear! There's not a cloud in sight... And the sun is shining! That is, until it disappears and plunges the server into a starless void. Thunder claps, and lightning momentarily blinds the players! Yet there is no storm visible that can produce such phenomena... A massive lightning bolt appears at your feet, charged with pure energy! It doesn't disappear, and hangs between the sky and the ground. The skies above you turn blue again, but not due to the sun... Unearthly magic is coursing above you, changing the hue of the void.
It's almost as if the gods themselves are creating a bridge between your world and theirs... The lightning bolt collapses in on itself, forming a rod of crackling electricity! It is encapsulated in a bronze cylinder. Not just any bronze... Celestial bronze. It is the Master Bolt of Zeus. You wield Ultramarine and plug the Master Bolt in as ammunition. A stunning transformation takes place.
You now wield the AURORA LAZULI.
> fseftr: RIGHTEOUS AGGRESSION
You fire at the Frost Wyrm, bringing with your shots pure globes of energy that create thunderstorms on impact! 13,000 damage! You then call in the Bionannihilator, destroying its Armor completely!
Zombie Pigman killed!
> The_Serpent: Be Bill Cipher.
You are now BILL CIPHER. Otherwise known as THE TRIANGLE GUY, you are currently HOMESTUCK. That is to say, you are busy wandering around the meaningless and plentiful halls of APERTURE SCIENCE, which is where you currently reside. It is the base of operations for the UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT'S PLANS OF COUNTEROPERATIONS, and YOUR OWN PLANS FOR COUNTER-COUNTER-OPERATIONS, which are being orchestrated by you, IKEA, GLaDOS, and PROJECT BINARY.
You feel like you should do something, but don't exactly know what it is to do. You have a lot of INTERESTS, mainly involving STRIKING DEALS and MESSING WITH PEOPLE, but you don't really feel like getting into that right now. You could always skip a dimension westward and fool around there, but there's the aforementioned feeling of doing something getting in your way.
For someone who knows lots of things, this is disconcerting.
You suppose you could talk to PROJECT BINARY, the massive SUPERCOMPUTER fashioned together by GLaDOS and the remaining scientists here at APERTURE, plus the scientists at the U.S. GOVERNMENT for the express purpose of infiltrating GODCRAFT and subduing THE GODMODDER. You have a feeling that you should, actually... There's something you've been meaning to ask of him for a while.
Wait a minute. Someone's being you. You'd know that feeling anywhere. You quickly kick this person out of your point of view entirely.
> The_Serpent: Snap back to reality.
Looks like that was short-lived.
((That took a while to draw. Worth it.))
> The_Serpent: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => UNAGI STORM
You levy the fee of 1,500 Spondulicks and call in a platoon of Unagi Soldiers all armed with Dersite Rifles. They aim at the Frost Wyrm and deal 8,500 damage to it.
+100,000 HP to LORD DOME! Sorry guys. No way in hell I'm doing that again.
You attempt to use the Battle Technique, but Paradox Dimentio slices your sword in half! Yet it reforms a split second later. The paradoxical nature of that action causes you to disappear into an offshoot timeline comprised entirely of mimes.
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
MIME: O)_(O
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MIME: O)_(O
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MIME: O)_(O
You quickly leave.
5 Zombie Pigmen killed!
Pumpkin && Meme && X-Stalker = I Told You Dog (Level 5: 1/6)
You use the Vanquisher to cloak and stab LORD DOME! 10,000 damage!
It's a Spoil of War! You can't do that!
You fail!
You can't use ALL your techniques at once!
The telekinesis deals 5,000 damage though.
AVATAR'S SIGHTS: A modified rifle with four barrels that each control the four elements: fire, water/ice, earth, and air. All its ammo are imbued with the powers of chaos, and its shots retain the powers of Chaos Pearls, yet where they teleport their targets seem to be different depending on the barrel used.
Avatar's Sights > Fine = Lancer (Level 9: 1/10)
._.
5,500 damage!
G()dm()ddr? Who's that? The Godmodder hasn't heard of him.
It looks like you're trying to use logic. Would you like some help with that?
100,000,000 damage!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => OGOLOTH'S CRY
You flash-step towards Japhet and, instead of attacking, raise your mouth to the heavens and emit the most blood-curdling, horrifying scream ever uttered to man. It is a scream of nothingness. Yet to Japhet, it indicates the most terrifying things known to reality... Things that warp space and time itself, things that encompass dimensions we cannot hope to realize. She suffers a massive spike in attack! Her attack this turn will have halfed-damage!
Minecraft avatars don't run on atoms! They run on raw coding.
4,000 damage!
Zombie Pigman killed, thanks to the punch and the Ice!
The resulting paradox only fuels Dimentio's power!
Believe me, it isn't...
Snowball Gun / Divider = 9 Snowballs, Assault Rifle
Chestcannon && Obsidian Vine && Cold-Fusion Power Cell = Nuclear Obsidian Chestcannon (Level 3: 1/4)
You add the Snowball to the Supplies!
Why are you asking him?
> XDGrangerDX: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THIS SENTRY - WRANGLED
You materialize three Level 3 Sentry Guns by using a breadstick, but then see that Clippy surely possesses massive firepower... or something. You decide that the best course of action is to upgrade your Sentry Guns using the Wrangler! Manually controlling the ammo allows for a more accurate range of fire, and the missiles help out too! 200,000,000 damage!
+8,500 HP!
3,000 damage to the Monolith!
75,000,000 damage!
It looks like you're trying to use an alchemy. Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to kill me. Would you like some help with that?
The only option is to select "No"...
CHRYSALIS: A massive bronze lance wrapped in eldritch tentacles. Appears to work well when either running towards your opponent or riding on horseback. Its massive range and deadly sharp blade should provide invaluable for all but the paraplegic.
So, to recap:
To Rust
Chrysalis
Bipolarity
Cancer
Dark Heart
The Matriarch
The Harbinger
Cthonic Octave
Darkleer
Dark Carnavale
Ahab's Crosshairs
Black
3,000 damage!
60,000,000 damage!
Fallen God's Hat && 8-Ball = Bowler Hat
BOWLER HAT: A black bowler hat worn by Snowman.
I'm assuming you're asking why it's Neutral. I did this because, upon a Google search, I found that the Tarrasque lacks the capacity to choose good and evil and is usually Neutral.
6,000 damage to Dimentio! 3,000 damage to the Monolith!
5,000 damage!
Dimentio's hat crackles akin to the way a First Guardian's body would, and you find yourself falling into a lava pit! This leaves you unable to attack the Monolith.
You cannot use other Battle Techniques while under the effect of the Righteous Aggression. You merely aggress the Frost Wyrm, dealing 14,000 damage. (Probably around what that attack would have done anyway.)
Zombie Pigman killed!
+8,500 HP!
6,000 damage!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 COMPLEMENTARY - MONOCHROME
You raise up Aurora Lazuli, and you split into three copies of yourself! One is blue, one is orange, and the other is a flickering grey. Your blue and orange copies create trails of color in the air as you righteously aggress the Frost Wyrm! Your grey copy summons nine hundred or so mimes that stare eerily at the Wyrm. They then trap it in a glass box that crushes the beast, and appears to make it only seem monochrome, devoid of color... 16,000 damage!
Zombie Pigman killed!
Okay, BTR added! Bomb-Throwing Robot, of course.
THE DEDODADED WAM: Uh, how much dedodaded wam do you need to run a server?
Potion of Ambrosia 0O0 Potion of Rejuvenation = Potion of Nectar (1/3)
SERIOUS-BUSINESS did. It was his special attack upon death.
3,000 damage to both PGs.
The Godmodder interprets that as a rare steak, and turns it into a Cooked Steak! He eats it.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => BATTLE TECHNIQUE - THE COLD FRONT
8,000 damage!
Longbow || Leafblower = Gust Crossbow (Level 1: 1/2)
+6,000 HP to Dimentio!
You try to use Hammer Time on Dimentio, but he slices the hammer in half with his own sword! He yawns.
2 Zombie Pigmen killed!
NOTCH'S CROSSBOW ARMOR: The golden armor used by Notch in battle, stocked with built-in crossbows that fire the arrows of light.
RAGNAROK: The sword of darkness itself, forged as an opposite to Excalibur, the sword of light. The aforementioned sword is colloquially referred to as Caledfwlch.
Dimentio scoops up the dice you were about to use and turns them into normal dice! They morph back, but your post is up by the time that happens!
20,000 damage!
SHREK HAS NO POWER HERE.
You use Providence's Topper, dealing 12,000 damage to Japhet!
LORD DOME deals 400,000,000 damage to Clippy! Paradox Dimentio destroys the Frost Wall and deals 500,000,000 damage to Clippy! The two Generals deal 8,000 damage to Japhet! The Nether Parasites deal 4,000 damage to HMAS Alex!
HMAS Alex and Modpack deal 8,000 damage to LORD DOME! The Tarrasque deals 50,000,000 damage to Clippy!
The Frost entities deal 15,000 damage to Z!
Z and Japhet deal 7,500 damage to HMAS Alex! The Godmodder finishes it off and deals 550,000,000 damage to Clippy! He takes notice of the growing influence in the Hostile region... Perhaps he should do something about the alignment as a whole. We don't want too much of those running around...
The Wither Skeletons quickly finish off the remaining Zombie Pigman in the area! You can advance to the next level now!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. HP: 239,000/1,000,000.
THE OPERATOR: [???]
LORD DOME: [H BOSS] HP: 168,500/300,000. Bill: IIIIII Scythe of Darkness: 50,000/50,000. Dark Pulse: III Scythe of Democracy: 50,000/50,000. Control: III
Paradox Dimentio: [H BOSS] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Impending Doom: II Paradox Surge: IIIII The Dark Carnival: IIIIIIIIIIII
General Oinksalot: [H] HP: 145,000/150,000. Spin Throw Deluxe: III
General Ghastken: [H] HP: 95,000/100,000. Ghast Tentacles: 12,000/12,000. (x7.) Flare Charge: III
Clippy: [H] HP: 515,000,000/2,500,000,000.
Nether Parasite: [H] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x10.)
Sacrifical Lamb: [N] HP: 349,000/400,000. Sanity: 98%.
HMAS Modpack: [N] HP: 53,000/80,000.
Tarrasque: [N] HP: 70,000/75,000. Swallow Whole: III
Frost Wraiths: [AG] HP: 35,000/50,000. (x2.)
Frost Wyrm: [AG] HP: 61,500/100,000.
Japhet: [PG] HP: 77,000/100,000. Feather: IIIIIIIIII
Z: [PG] HP: 67,000/70,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 23/125. Killstreak: 26.
The Nether:
Fortress Entrance~
engie_ninja: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Phobos: [PL] HP: 15,000/30,000.
The_Serpent: [PL] HP: 30,000/30,000.
fseftr : [PL] HP: 21,000/30,000.
Wither Skeletons: [N] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Allied with you.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III(Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
ninjatwist321. [AG] Lv. 2: Stone Sword. XP: 23,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: CHIVALROUS CHOP
Netpatham. [AG] Lv. 5: Blizzardman. XP: 875/40,000.
Tech Texts: CHAOS STRIKE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MOON DROP/LV. 5 - PORTAL POWER] / TELESLASH
Combat Chest: SNOWSTORM
Irecreeper: [AG] Lv. 3: Chair Knight. XP: 17,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: CHAIR CRACKER / CHAIRSTORM
zerithos. [AG] Lv. 2: Novice Dueler. XP: 15,500/30,000.
Tech Texts: MAGIRUPTION
DemonicDaVinci. [AG] Lv. 1: Two-Sided. XP: 1,000/25,000.
Tech Texts: PARADOX CLEAVE
Aegis-A095. [AG] Lv. 0.
Talist: [AG] Lv. 4: Alchemist's Familiar. XP: 21,400/40,000.
Tech Texts: GRIDLOCK [LV. 1/LV. 2 - GRIDIRON] / VANISHING ACT
Amperz4nd: [AG] Lv. 2: Grey Vision. XP: 19,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: TOO META
TT2000: [AG] Lv. 4: Huntsman. XP: 6,500/40,000.
Tech Texts: LONG DIVISION [LV. 1 / LV. 2 - SQUARE ROOT] / HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO
Nimbleguy: [AG] Lv. 3: Base 32. XP: 25,487/35,000.
Tech Texts: JAVA SMASH
Leonstar0: [AG] Lv. 3: Tango Troop. XP: 32,425/35,000.
Tech Texts: CONGA LINE / DINNERTIME
TheLordErelye: [AG] Lv. 6: Thaumcrafter. XP: 55,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: THE PEN [LV. 1/LV. 2 - THE SWORD/LV. 5 - RATIFICATION] / COLD FRONT / OGOLOTH'S CRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NYOGTHA'S GAZE]
Combat Chest: ROLLOUT
insert_generic_username: [AG] Lv. 3: Alchemy Boy. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: .JPEG'S IRE / HELLA DICEROLL
NinjaV2403: [AG] Lv. 2: Bossmaster. XP: 15,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: FISHTECH
Flare_Flames: [AG] Lv. 0
Goomba98: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 15,000/25,000.
Tenessen: [AG] Lv. 1: Newcomer. XP: 5,000/25,000.
fseftr: [PG] Lv. 7: War's Fair. XP: 47,500/125,000.
Tech Texts: BLUE, BLUE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MARINE MADNESS/LV. 5 - LAPIS UPRISE/LV. 10 - ULTRAMARINE] / COMPLEMENTARY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MANNDARIN/LV. 5 - MONOCHROME] / ORBITAL DROP [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PARTING GIFT]
Combat Chest: PAX AZURITE / BLUE SKIES
The_Serpent: [PG] Lv. 3: Little Hydra. XP: 20,000/35,000.
Tech Texts: THEIST'S FOLLY / UNAGI STORM
K4yne: [PG] Lv. 4: Gentlemann. XP: 2,650/40,000.
Tech Texts: THE BURNING [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PHLOGISTON WALTZ] / CUESTICK GENIUS
5l1n65h07: [N] Lv. 2: Alpha Tester. XP: 12,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: OVERKILLED
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] Lv. 6: Absolute Alchemizer. XP: 22,575/75,000.
Tech Texts: MICROSOFT BRAND [LV. 1/LV. 2 - NOSCOPE/LV. 5 - WALK AWAY] / DOOMSDAY / ACQUISITION [LV. 1/LV. 2 - MAKE IT RAIN]
Combat Chest: DOOM HEIR
engie_ninja: [N] Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice. XP: 20,000/30,000.
Tech Texts: DUMPSTER DIVING
pionoplayer: [N] Lv. 6: Multiversal. XP: 13,000/75,000.
Tech Texts: PLAY 'EM OFF [LV. 1/LV. 2 - SPRAY 'N PRAY/LV. 5 - POINT N' SHOOT] / HAMMER TIME / DEEP FREEZE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - BIG CHILL]
Combat Chest: ENCORE
ManiacMasteR: [N] Lv. 7: The Lord. XP: 600/125,000.
Tech Texts: KINGLY DISPUTE [LV. 1/LV. 2 - PROCLAMATION/LV. 5 - DECLARATION/LV. 10 - PEACE TREATY] / MALEVOLENCE MANIACAL [LV. 1/LV. 2 - OCHRE OUTRAGE/LV. 5 - SEEING RED] / BLAZE IT [LV. 1/LV. 2 - ROD RAGE]
Combat Chest: LADDER TO HELL / CROSSROADS
XDGrangerDX: [N] Lv. 4: Chaos Wielder. XP: 25,525/40,000.
Tech Texts: THIS SENTRY [LV. 1/LV. 2 - WRANGLED] / HAMMER TIME
Idle Players:
Pokefan151: [AG]
duoRouge: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
ProofofconcepT: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
30 Pie Filling
30 Weasel Snot
I shoot Dimentio with the Combatdice of Zillywen fired from Points Constellae. This somehow counts as using a level 9 alchemy, and not as using a level 10 alchemy. Seeing as these dice don't even deal damage, I'd think this is a massive improvement. And before you ask, I combined them with arrows. Not with alchemy. Just normal captchalogue combining.
JujUs 7/7 Complete. Let's do this. But first I duplicate it.
I join the suckers into a SPIRAL SUCKER, which I captchalogue and flip turn-ways. In non-Recipe modus, if you please.
BLAP
I slip into the fabled peachbirth trance of the jokebollocks, and quake in the foodsandwich throes of the goofjester tongues. ...Blame Hussie for this. And Twin, while you're at it.
Well, let's do this.
GMSARMOR (GM's armor) || PCHOOOOO 1/?? That's right, getting some punch code alchemy up in this.
...
I JUST GOT TWINJA'D.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Also, twin. Dimentio may not be the strongest entity ever, he is however the most dangerous.
Do you know what The Dark Carnival ability is a field wipe? That signifies the beginning of the deaths of almost every universe connected to Godcraft, around five per round the first two rounds, then growing exponentially in number each round. After the equivalent of seven rounds, Paradox Space and Earth would be reached by the resulting catastrophe and completely destroyed, rendering the entire game finished in a game over that only the posters (Because of some strange essence about him) would survive, and even then they would be chained within the paradox until it was removed, but they would find complete desolation, but more on that later. No chance for anyone. Not even Lord English. Not even the OP King could survive being at the epicenter of a second unresolved paradox, and this one unrestrained.
The entire multiverse would be plunged into utter chaos as the Author and the handful of other beings in the multiverse on his level scramble to keep the last shreds of the multiverse from being consumed, and finally manage to close it down. All in all? The survival rate of universes would be roughly in the googolths (one divided by one googol) of a percent, and the survival rate of living beings even lower than that because most of the universes that manage to survive would still be torn apart at the seams.
Finally, after all of that, the Players (just a little thing I came up with to explain why our characters are of such great importance, basically, when you become a protagonist in a story that the vast majority of the multiverse gets dragged into (mostly just the godmodding wars, but others before it. The godmodding wars are just the biggest) you become what is called a Player. Players don't die. Ever. You can chain them, weaken them, but they will always come back eventually. The Godmodder is the Player to end all Players. Literally the only way to even chain him would be to destroy the Narrative itself) would find themselves in the remnants of the multiverse. completely shattered, and with very little left to fight over. Now not only immortal, but literally the most powerful things in existence because everything else except for maybe one or two completely worn out higher beings (like the Author) trying to regain some energy was either worn down by the paradox waves or completely and utterly obliterated.
Dimentio may not be the biggest boss... Basically, in terms of power scale, consider him the biggest glass cannon of all time. Capable of destroying the entire multiverse in one attack, but only has 1M health. As you can guess, if, somehow, he gets off the field wipe, Me and you'd take him down before the dying universes could begin interfering with plot, but keep that in mind, that's what unresolved paradoxes can do.
Also, Impending Doom will have a tangible, described effect each time, to avoid GM muddling.
I finish the gust crossbow
6/11 for Diluvium
8/11 for the psi-shell
44/50 for Vulcanos: fire titan. Screw that, I need something to kill the clown: Heart Breaker
6/15 for charged attack
Dimentio takes 87800 damage from the tvtropes session.
The sky grows darker, the wind picks up, dark paradox lightning crackles down from the sky all over the place.
Everything is at stake.
Suddenly, the portal to tvtropia glows white, and a massive mountain flies out of it, smashing to pieces, sending boulders flying various different places. This happens in addition to Dimentio's usual attack.
piono uses Combat Operandi: Encore! and reattempts battle technique: Deep Freeze.
Phobos smashes whatever there is to smash.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
=[11 / 40]= The Necromancer
=[11 / 20]= Skeleton Calvary
=[2 / 25]= The Queen
-oʇuǝɯıp pǝǝɟ oʇ 'ʍou ˙uıʍʇ 'uoısıɔǝp poob
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
Don't feed it to Dimento!
That could potentially destroy the universe!
Twice!
˙ʇɐɥʇ ʇqnop ʎןsnoıɹǝs ı
¿ǝɯʎɥʇ ǝɥʇ s,ǝɹǝɥʍ 'ʇıɐʍ
Oh, uh...
I fed the Thyme to Clippy. That won't destroy the world.
˙˙˙
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Dimentio is at 1,000,000 HP.
Wait. Dimentio is still at 1,000,000 HP?
Okay, I meant for him to block SOME attacks, that's a little bit overkill, especially considering what he's going to be doing this round...
Gust crossbow OR gale 1/?
7/11 for Diluvium
9/11 for the psi-shell
45/50 for Heart Breaker
7/15 for charged attack
piono uses battle technique: hammer time on PAradox Dimentio
Phobos continues smashing things in the nether.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I throw an iceberg at HMAS Alex. It then crashes into HMAS Modpack, which the crashes into Japhet. I love when things come together!
General 3: 13/40
General 4: 13/40
ANGRY AT B()TH WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND THE FACT THAT THE EDIT()R ATE MY PART ()F THIS P()ST, I
UNLEASH MY FINAL F()RMCREATE A P()RTAL T() THE TVTR()PES THREAD. I G() UP T() DIMENTI(), G() BEHIND HIM, AND TELEP()RT T() THE G()DM()DDER, KICKING HIM IN. HE SEES HIMSELF IN THE TVTR()PES THREAD, AND, DUE T() TIME SHENANIGANS, B()TH G()DM()DDERS TAKE DAMAGE. THEN, ()UR G()DM()DDER GETS TELEP()RTED BACK T() THIS THREAD. ALL IN UNDER A SEC()ND. DIMENTI(), A LITTLE SURPRISED AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED, IS N()W VULNERABLE T() THE NEXT ATTACK.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
39/50 HMAS Ship
39/50 HMAS Ship
39/50 HMAS Ship
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator ||||
Ion Cannon ||
Blue: Monochrome on frost wyrm
Fseftr: Attack Enemies
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon Dimentio
Does this mean ultramarine is now aurora lazuli?
8/11 for diluvium
10/11 for the psi-shell
46/50 for Heart Breaker
8/15 for charged attack
piono uses battle technique: Play 'Em Off Lvl5: Point N' Shoot, upping the attack power by loading omega bullets into Ultimatum
More smashing from Phobos.
As you can tell, it is late, and I am very tired.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.